The Ballad of Resurrection Joe and Rosa Whore - Rob Zombie


Bitaxe hashing away. nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/bd080d6563a93e4609b37f2471f44182ae9d59a0612e664008e19c36b5c522f7.jpg


Our cats are spoiled. Lying in bed, on a heating pad, wrapped in a comforter. #caturday https://image.nostr.build/6039600459c3f6495759f28ec93ac266d917848e06dc6a2d525a16131ae6079b.jpg


Great day to watch WVU football with family. https://image.nostr.build/812439b04c8d21f0361cd4eec261c8d40e0220ef8db5f466ed5fdcb9cc07c0d2.jpg


Spooky https://image.nostr.build/345af39f8861bb803c709d8509899d180fb8303734af07190a3f7eab14f3eb91.jpg


Thank god (or your higher power) that you are alive now and understand #bitcoin. You are at just the right moment to benefit from the monetization of the 21st century’s money.


almost⚡heaven

The Matrix has you…
Bitcoiner, ER Physician, Pleb; Always Free


Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice https://image.nostr.build/a4d1e1a56d006434dafb0c49dff68abb09c51dbfc622da4c47d869c649865cb9.jpg


Has Uptober begun? https://image.nostr.build/e9420b2d85fff2eb3f3206064d0a815ad7a9eef918d8da42a8a542c7e14fea78.jpg


How can someone look at this with a straight face and say it’s going to zero?
#bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/6660c21be59bf9ab93698d18987cc74fa01fbcbfdfe9ce0cfe589fb33f9582dc.jpg


Is there an easy way to import someone else’s follow list? I feel like it’s harder to discover new people on here.


It’s my favorite for connecting to my home node.


I couldn’t. I’m a baby. I actually went to a cold plunge at a spa in Asheville. Wonder if it’s still there. Probably not.


Yes, I’ve already got multiple coldcards. I would get this one because I’ve heard it’s awesome.


I wanted to buy one. Instead I bought 350k sats. I’ll wait until next year to splurge on a new COLDCARD.
https://m.primal.net/Kzar.jpg


Green🟢


Varies. I still end up having to do some if I’m using a VPN.


If you have an iPhone
https://m.primal.net/Kvsx.jpg


I can confirm that none of my Coldcard devices have exploded.


It can be tough to get it to rebalance bc usually the fee to do it is uneconomical. So my channels are hardly ever balanced.


Can we hurry up and get $58k over with for the day?
#bitcoin


I use it to automate my channels.
https://m.primal.net/KpiX.jpg


What is the best #nostr client for iPad that has ability to zap? I have been using nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg, but the iPad app is just the iPhone app and is compressed on the iPad.


Blacksmithing for sure. Most ladies i know won’t even talk to a guy unless he forges at least one sword weekly.


Garden mascot
https://m.primal.net/JKQm.jpg


Not in the US :(


I have some on-chain #bitcoin for him, but I have that in cold storage. This bitcoin is just for small transactions, so that’s why i leave it on Lightning.


Tomorrow is payday. #bitcoin couldn’t wait 1 more day to start pumping.
#MaxPain
https://m.primal.net/JDuz.jpg


I like using the iPhone’s picture AI to identify random insects/animals on my daily walks to make sure they aren’t going to kill me.
Saw this huge beast today. Even though i found out he’s not dangerous, i still kept a significant distance between us.
https://m.primal.net/JDpa.jpg


The cat is a fan of House of the Dragon
#sphynx
https://m.primal.net/JCqC.jpg


When the bank asks what I’m doing with my money
#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/JBez.mov


Red days are for stacking sats 📉 #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/IzHZ.jpg


Who says there’s nothing good on television?
#bitcoin nostr:npub18d4r6wanxkyrdfjdrjqzj2ukua5cas669ew2g5w7lf4a8te7awzqey6lt3
https://m.primal.net/IxwL.jpg


#bitcoin memories

https://m.primal.net/IwzI.jpg


Yes! That would be awesome to have a smash buy button on the phone!


I like to know the state of the network. Also like to see if there is a fee spike from shitcoin runes going on, so i can plug in my miners.


You can change the action button on your iPhone to open a shortcut. So now my @mempool is only one touch away even on my home screen.
#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/IuGg.mov


Everyday is Caturday at our house.
#sphynx
https://m.primal.net/InAv.jpg


I finally caught it!
Now we can move higher.
#bitcoin 69420
https://m.primal.net/IcoR.jpg


It’s eye-opening when you graph out your net worth in both fiat vs #bitcoin
You can see your wealth melting the longer you have non-bitcoin exposure.
Here is mine (excluding numbers)
📈vs📉
https://m.primal.net/IICM.jpg


I’ll use it.


Always with the sound advice…


I tried to zap you, and it didn’t work. So you’re still good.


Why? Don’t like money?


When the nostr:npub1wu4aye7ll0lnrrg638e90sehzsgpzx5t39t3mwl05aa0d0ap08esdz3vw0 coldcard Q came out, i initially heard it shouldn’t be used as your main HWW due to it having the option for internet connectivity. So if you disable all those features and just treat it like an MK4, it should be secure? I want to get one. They look so cool.


Too much edema. Need to up your Lasix.


Found it. Took me a bit…


Everyone is starting to wake up


So proud. My son just zapped me 8,000 sats so i could buy him some Roblox. Future bitcoiner in the making.
Now that he knows how to transact, i need to teach the importance of saving your bitcoin.
I tell him it’s like a video game.
The sats are your score.
Get the high score.


My paycheck is already up 3% since yesterday 💪📈 #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/ICTF.jpg
https://m.primal.net/ICTG.jpg


Lower!!!


Looks like it’s gone. I just re-installed LNbits, too.


My go to for connecting to my node.


Hooked my node up through @zeus today. Self-hosted lightning for the win.


Recent events got me motivated. I’ve opened a few channels and re-installed/set up #LNbits so I can use Lightning⚡ in a sovereign way.


No personal space #sphynx
https://m.primal.net/IAwB.mov


I almost had a meetup last week to show people how to get sats on Phoenix because on-chain fees were high. Dodged that bullet!


I have the book, but I feel like it’s important that I read this soon 👀


You need to enable zaps bc this is a worthy note.


Wow, that didn’t take long. The US is going to be this centurry’s North Korea.


Can’t get rid of my worthless paper notes fast enough. I store my energy in #bitcoin.


Fucking ridiculous. I think we are approaching the event horizon of a mass awakening. We are on the winning side. For freedom.


Also, sorry for sending you illegal funds using my money transmitter.


That and when you did the Q&A on Peter’s podcast where you just answered simple questions are my favs.


Guy is the best at keeping it real.


I enjoyed your keynote at Cheat Code. Gonna show it if I have a meetup. You have a way of explaining difficult things for a layman.


Mainly bc I’m not going to buy another phone.


Ok, i meant is there an easy way to get  nostr:npub148qm45zettnf6ekgkatnyfadunxwjpu8sy88mjdsgwc5f202d93qmejra7 on my phone using GitHub. I read through the page, but it looks too complicated for me. It’s a shame bc that was my favorite lightning wallet.


Does anyone know of a way to look where a transaction went? I sent around 200,000 sats from nostr:npub1ajlrwgfj4yerhqf7ady03h7wmtk2qr3gs7h3sxcx83k05yld36sswpzx3q to nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg. It shows that the Liquid conversion went through, but there are no new funds in my wallet.
https://m.primal.net/IAVh.jpg


Always


Is there a tutorial on how to install on iOS? I’m not good with computers.


Financial repression was always the goal.


Primal wallet is powered by @strike. They are KYC-compliant, so it shouldn’t affect it.


Just emptied my wallet. Sad day for America.


My dick just inverted


Good. Let’s make our illegal circular economies even bigger now.


Gonna have to turn off my #bitcoin miner until price goes up. $5/day won’t cover electricity costs.


Wow. Glad I avoided that whole mess.


Looks like you have the stuck on-chain transaction too. I’ve had one waiting to come in for 5 months at 2 sat/vb.


They are all hypnotized by fiat.


The lightning network


My wife watches people “go live” on TikTok. These people entertain and people send them gifts which have dollar-denominated values. It’s shitty for the creator bc TikTok takes 40% of profits. If people could stream sats or zap creators directly, it would change everything. I personally think the going live is stupid and mostly people digitally panhandling, but they might as well get paid in the hardest money on earth.


People are already tribing up. Now it’s time to get everyone on NOSTR/BTC so they can transact freely as well. We now live in the era of mini-celebrities.


Are we thinking we gonna get a moon Monday or another dud like the past 2 weeks? I vote for pump.


Harder than gold now. https://image.nostr.build/c63f73e110c0ae078de71269ca0c433eb2fa2332e26241e7d7e83fd29dc66f29.jpg


You can’t swallow a #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/Hxtm.jpg


Bought $3.12 dollars to celebrate the #bitcoin halving
https://m.primal.net/HxeK.jpg


Congrats Braiins on Block 2 of this Epoch. We were so close, but I’ll take it!
https://m.primal.net/HxcJ.jpg


So close…
https://m.primal.net/HxaJ.mov


It’s like how it says in Sapiens that humans need stories about things larger than ourselves to believe in to make great change. That’s what we are doing with #bitcoin.


We are going to look so crazy in however they teach history in the future. Kids will be learning about the “Timechain Worship Era” of #bitcoin . They will watch videos of us having our ceremonies around the programmatic monetary policy. It will look so bizarre.


Had to get in one last smash buy during #bitcoin  Epoch IV. nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9
https://m.primal.net/HxVF.jpg


Woot woot


I have the first series. It will never pay for itself. Better off getting a couple cheap S9s and play around with them. You’ll get more hashrate and the hardware will be much cheaper.


Does anyone know of a company that offers a service of being the 3rd key signer for contracts using #bitcoin 2-of-3 key multisig?


Love that show.
I said do you remember your first blow job. He said yeah. I said did he cum?


I have to get routine labs done bc I’m getting old, and the lab takes #bitcoin  as a payment. I would have paid that way, but they make you use the shitcoin casino. But good to see businesses like this moving in the right direction.
https://m.primal.net/HvjS.jpg


Thank you. Just gave them a follow for next time i go to ES.


Always a good day to be stacking sats.
#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/Hvdn.jpg


Do they have an npub?


Due to DEI policies at Hornburg, the defense system had multiple failures and the city was sacked immediately. The rulers all got raises.


Stop chasing more dollars💵
Start saving more #bitcoin


Yes, they are.


Corn’s on sale!
https://m.primal.net/HunB.jpg


Is there a good resource (YouTube videos, etc) to learn to code? I would like to explore some of the more technical aspects of bitcoin, but my knowledge on the subject is lacking.


I recently closed all my channels. Node running is not for me. I prefer to someone handle the liquidity in the background for me.


Looks like a pierced taint.


Sure are, dan.


Flow sats flow 💦


Dancotastrophe.


The best place on the internets for real dans


Caught that nice little #bitcoin dip this morning
https://m.primal.net/HtOa.jpg


Totality #eclipse
https://m.primal.net/HsfC.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HsfE.mov


Totality #eclipse
https://m.primal.net/HseK.jpg


#bitcoin #solareclipse https://image.nostr.build/da242b0340b2f4b0af6f3a0240efab0c35c02834031aa3bae628a571d0140821.jpg


If they made an easy way to get licensed to practice medicine, i would be very interested.


I would fantasize about going on adventures with the cool kids, but I’d be too worried about getting in trouble.


As much as i would like Slytherin or Gryffindor, i think i would be in Ravenclaw.


Big clouds with lightning flashes.


Only the flavor. Hate the texture.


Ready to go. Consolidated and have a fat channel open on nostr:npub148qm45zettnf6ekgkatnyfadunxwjpu8sy88mjdsgwc5f202d93qmejra7


Multisig


I want my kids to never have debt. Never “have” to work. Never have a bank account. Bitcoin standard from the start. Raise them right.


2000 blocks to go!
https://m.primal.net/HruN.jpg


OCD struggle is real.


I’m traveling to Dallas tomorrow to see if with my family.


But this still plays if the internet is out.


The GOAT
https://m.primal.net/HrLy.jpg


Wow. It’s worse than i thought. Just yesterday i was saying we are the same time away from the 80s as they were from the 50s in Back to the Future. I’m off by almost 10 years now!


What happens to sats that were minted on my node to ecash that I sent to my brother, but now my LNbits app is broken. Just because he can’t access the token, the sats will still be available on my node for later correct?


Nut envy. I want to see 👀


There is no 2nd best level 2


Elephant lost his trunk 😢


GM🤙🏻


3 hours to Dallas.


My love just joined #nostr
Show her some 💜 with some zaps and follows ✨
https://m.primal.net/HqzA.png


I second nostr:npub155m2k8ml8sqn8w4dhh689vdv0t2twa8dgvkpnzfggxf4wfughjsq2cdcvg


Bought one for my mom. I was going to help her set it up and move her keys from Ledger.


I’ve been hustling hard for the past 20 years. I’ve spent the past 4 years stacking as hard as i could. Now I’m to the point where I’m valuing my time over trying to make more money. It doesn’t make you happy.


Brilliant


Custom fees and UTXO management options for more advanced users. Biometrics on the app.


I see why Satoshi said he did not have time for these people. Bitcoin requires work. Period.


George Michael has been warning us about fiat hoes since 1984.

https://youtu.be/Yf_Lwe6p-Cg?si=t2z6hxr1BtIJ8aIO


No one does the work. Friend of mine today told me he sold all of his #bitcoin $68k. He bought a couple years ago at $46k. Held it for years and sold right before a historic run-up. Should have done the work. Luckily, i will be right here as a constant reminder of his grave error.


Love bitcoin, but reading how it works under the hood gives me diarrhea.


Yep, the $2000 limit is a non-starter for me.


Yep. I tried sending sats to my address, and they never arrived.


A good problem to have


After studying #bitcoin whenever I see a MSM article on personal finance:
https://m.primal.net/HnJx.jpg


We just got a new one.
https://m.primal.net/HnJF.jpg


Hilarious


GM 🥳 cheap sats day!


Like you, I’ve spent the past 4 years working extra and stacking as much bitcoin as i could. Meanwhile, my friend has managed to miss out on bitcoin while still going on at least 2 family vacations a month. What a waste.


I was speaking to my best friend yesterday. I have been trying to orange-pill him for almost 4 years. Yesterday he started to tell me that inflation is important for a growing economy. Clearly, he has not read any of the books I have sent him or listened to anything i recommended. It’s true that people buy #bitcoin at the price they deserve.


Check out the latest edition to our family. #catstr
https://m.primal.net/HlzR.jpg


I thought those were just for kids to get stuck inside.


I love this.
Sats coming in.
All day, every day.
nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9  #Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/Hlkl.jpg


LFG! America 🇺🇸


First one I’ve seen IRL
#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HkRn.jpg


Moon Monday delayed by 2 days due to climate change. Let the show begin.


Here is what nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx was talking about running your own node not being profitable. Custodial is cheaper & easier at this point.
https://m.primal.net/HkKX.jpg


Try to stay awake 😴


OCD trigger!


Ouch


Bitcoin makes everyone beautiful 🤩


Always has been 🌍🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀


A cool selling point would be showing them a zap from nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m 🤷♂🙏


npubs over blue checks


What a day! Not only is #btc mooning, but an old transaction from Nov just showed back up in the mempool. Now I have a new UTXO I forgot I had. This is like finding money in the couch cushions. Look, I found 4 million sats.
(I hope this is one of those posts that someone pulls up in 10 years, and the numbers look so ridiculous)


Mondays have become great again 🇺🇸


And it’s accelerating!


As nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx says, Mandibles


Even though the airport is 10 minutes from our house, my wife always waits until we get there to want a water - $6 later…


Definitely fake. I’ve met him. No surgical scars.


Agree with above note - I have been withdrawing sats daily from Braiins using Lightning.


I also found that most channels connected with randos did not route well.


Not since prison have i ever been so ready for this 69 to be over.


Need to get on 0 fiat. So there is no holding cash. It’s too risky.


They are promoting the time-tested “buy high, sell low” strategy.


Set up your wallet. I tried to zap you.


Same


Wearing mine now.


GN & GFY!!!


Red


Mandrake Root


My cat would lose his mind if i tried to put him on a leash.


One thing I really like about technology is that in the long arc of time it isn't politicized. It just *is*.

In the emergent stage it's often politicized. But then eventually it just wins.

Electricity was a topic of political opinions until it wasn't. Same for cars. Same for Bitcoin. Same for everything that changes things in a big way.

Politics are powerful, but they are local and temporary. Technology is global and permanent. It either works and spreads, or it doesn't and fades.


so thankful the suits were locked out the past 4 years allowing me to stack.


if she has one, I'll zap her some sats.


the mouse: "there is no second best."


Lapp app - now available


I see the slipknot masks now. good call.


an evil grasshopper getting right up in your grill


oh no! the mint rugged my $5.
https://m.primal.net/HcMU.jpg


GM, sir 🫡


feel free to try out my mint - https://lnbits.travisheadley.com/cashu/api/v1/m7yDitzPkspwzjWA4AddyS


I don't see an issue with ecash. Treat it like cash. You don't carry around $10,000 in cash daily, so why would you keep $10,000 of ecash?


looks like a coronal section of the brain


mine has taken over the bed
https://m.primal.net/HcLN.jpg


i need to follow more people. i refresh after 12 hours and only have about 30 more notes.


#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HcLG.jpg


i can't give away sats at this point. i've created probvably 20 lightning wallets for friends and family on LNbits. Basically no one has moved a single sat.


cycle will continue. we're in an echo chamber. hardly anyone knows anything about bitcoin IRL.


GM!


worked overnight. GM 😬


i made a joke online once about having version of the movie except Laser Disc. Someone shipped me the Lasic Disc version a few weeks later in the mail. I still have no idea who got it for me.


this is the one movie where i have owned it some point in every format from VHS through itunes streaming.


Over the past 2 days I have noticed that all of my Lightning channels will go offline. I can reboot, and they will reconnect. This morning they are all offline again. My node and LND are bothing running fine. Has anyone else had this happen? #asknostr
https://m.primal.net/Hanw.png


how is the streaming on there? i see people streaming on tiktok, but tiktok takes about a 40% cut.


mine accepts mine but does not understand it.


no less than 1,000,000 for me.


shitcoin explosion


i would like to come home and just have dinner ready.


it took about a day or so.


they haven't found me yet...


Just in time. https://image.nostr.build/a0243539f96209ca61f187e238ac9a6a6f85237e327c71b7e7099268a2b47829.jpg


jab


i loved wearing a mask when in public. I'd wear a hat, mask, airpods. that way no one would recognize me or try to speak to me.


yep, i did last night.


Glad i got my consolidation in last night while fees were down #closecall


thanks for pumping my mining bag


oh hell yeah. let's mine some #bitcoin


that's what i've done personally. having as many nudes of me out there for the world seems like what humanity needs in times like these.


anyone looking to buy more cheap  corn, i get paid on the 1st. after i do my smash buy, we will get the inevitable dump. feel free to load up after I'm done crashing the price.


this is why we #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HYVt.jpg


looks like a Bitcoin Park hat. You'll need to be a member.


Are you black or white?
#bitcoin mining
nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj
https://m.primal.net/HVbJ.jpg


Could someone zap me 1 sat to my amboss address to see if it works?
wealthy-sapphire-mite@ghst.to


Nice!


Bring on the high fees! #bitcoin mining
https://m.primal.net/HUJu.jpg


I have a bolt ring coming in the mail. It looks like it will be like a tapsigner for lightning.


🔥 RHR this week. “Fuck You, Lis” needs to be on a shirt. I laughed out loud when nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx said that guy probably has a tiny mempool 🤣


Anyone who says they have insomnia has not tried reading in bed.


My first note was 11 months ago. Seems longer. So much has improved.


This is about to get retarded #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HTmT.jpg


How do you link the cards to Loli? When I try it asks for bank info.


Is it gay if I zap you for announcing that?


Then why nocturnal emission?


He sounds like someone who is trying to downplay the murder he just did.


Too good to smear shit with your hand???


Imagine not being able to write down 12 words…


Hmmmm… maybe i need to tackle the drinks in bags market in the US.


Still pretty sweet once it starts working.


Oh, i guess i could have tried to click that button to check your DMs for ecash. I’ll try that next time to see if that works.


Do all of the ecash zaps come in on the same mint? Otherwise it might be an issue having ecash with minimal sats from multiple mints.


Thank you. Yes, I got it. It’s funny bc I have been using Primal. I guess it must be bc they require you to use their custodial wallet to zap, it wouldn’t show your DM. It showed that I had one, but primal wouldn’t show it. I had to go in Damus to redeem. But it did end up working.

https://m.primal.net/HTOR.png


Ok, i just updated my profile changing to my npub@cashu.me. Could someone zap me a sat or 2 to test?


It worked for me. I have nostr:npub1dx5q2el8nd4eh3eg9t2e25fd7zuqg7zxz6ldkc3uzgh66ss2yc6st288sj
Where in the settings can i put in my nsec so i can zap using ecash?


I’m about 1/5 of the way through. It’s a marathon but good.


Everything is a lie…..


I think this product would be good for someone like my mom. Trying to walk her through the steps to receive bitcoin to her Ledger over the phone is usually an hour-long process.


No idea. I’ve only heard stuff at a very basic level. Haven’t been interested enough to dive deeper.


I use lnbits and create wallets. If they want I show them how to connect the node to nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 for a better UX than just being web-based.


*most


I offer it. I make Lightning wallets for friends and family. More never use it.


sats aren’t numbered. I believe the ordinals program is what assigns them a number. So if you aren’t interested in ordinals, your sats are just sats. And their sats are just sats.
If someone told me their sat was special bc another program says it has a link to a website where I can look at a jpg, I would say I don’t care. It’s still just one sat.


It’s really nice. I just bought a second one so that he can lie down on top of them. I use nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj
There’s a tutorial on the nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 YouTube channel.


My cat is a heat slut.
https://m.primal.net/HTKi.jpg


My new orange-pilling technique at work: give away free sats using LNbits.
#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HTKT.jpg


That’s awesome. I didn’t even realize there was a coupon code. Good eye!


I want to be able to zap my enuts ecash.


Hard pass. I’ll keep the bitcoin.


I like the quiet background noise mine providers (nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj version). If I were recording a podcast, I would be concerned the noise would be audible in the background.


Now that I finally got LNbits working and connected to my node’s liquidity, I’m texting friends and family lightning wallets. If they don’t appear interested I just throw $10 on the wallet and tell them to start playing with it.


Braiins


I ordered a miner around 1 year ago for $3,645 (£2,900). Over the past year it has made $3,405. Once it breaks even soon I’ll be turning electricity into straight money. ⚡🔌⛏
https://m.primal.net/HSmC.jpg


It’s been when I had to double check what receive address was listed on my profile since I hasn’t gotten zapped in a while 🥹


Downloaded it the other day. Already minted some ecash. This is gonna be big.


Hell yeah! When fees push the subsidy over 9 BTC! #braiins


Are there new ordinals being minted or is the mempool crazy just from people FOMOing in?


#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HSed.jpg


More demand for block space makes fee price go up. Like waiting in line for Space Mountain at Disney.


I’m on Braiins getting 26k sats/day.


Ecash is gonna be awesome for services/hospitality workers.


I find computers so frustrating. I get LNbits up and running. Then I can’t get the systemd to run. Now I got the systemd running, but now LNbits isn’t running. Ugh!


Kicked me right in the electricity cost.


I did not have nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a following up her first book with a graphic novel on my bingo card. This could be very cool if you follow through to completion.


OMG - Braiins pool trauma. WTF is going on?


Glad it’s not just me. I mean come on!


“Can’t see the line, can you, Russ?”


$40k - send it #bitcoin 📈


I had a running joke of owning every media version of Total Recall - vhs, dvd, Blu-ray, laser disc, apple iTunes. I’m sure apple will restrict access to the movie at some point and I’ll have to pay another $19.99 to be able to stream the 8k version.


There is no KYC. Here’s a tip - use a fake name and email when setting up the wallet 🤷♂


Gotta say the new Primal iOS app is pretty sweet. Zaps look slick.


And the UX keeps getting better and better.


Sexual harassment can happen anywhere. Stay vigilant. https://image.nostr.build/e819bb4675bb40cec12eb7bf0d809caf6abe467af73562710126ef0110782e4c.jpg


Try to find an automated way to rebalance like LNDg.


Asia woke up and saw the Gigachad nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m has bought more #bitcoin. They’re playing catch up right now. https://image.nostr.build/f15a61b47d0cff133ebaee01834c79717d16e2564add0be02f87bc2fdf85ede1.jpg


And pants


T’was the night Santa got Bell’s Palsy. https://image.nostr.build/8a5e98f4ecac183f67f507dd8fa69f754eaf06952a7ae9e4e2c19d0c57986b47.jpg


The gift that keeps on giving. #christmas https://image.nostr.build/616df4328e96c9b0d71b21bee993d12c2ac4573957bf66e57c696315be105dff.jpg


Merry Christmas 🎁🎄 #sphynx https://image.nostr.build/90f97b0d923a5c518595b7e8d39bcdb920721abaed2bbf3cd604bd06ea3b6eb4.jpg


21,000 blocks to go
#bitcoin halving 2024 https://image.nostr.build/2668bd85739d283c696e8a2c17a38a9b4c2785bbb7e8c9649cadc97607e51784.jpg


Merry Christmas 🎄 https://image.nostr.build/b7e75e900c81909eceac894b0901fe9adb842b5823de27d8de7b827922b700fb.jpg


Someone is a huge fan of the nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj space heater. https://image.nostr.build/3ba39bdc9ac1da7c779d4c021924a1dbce4e923af9efd757ac982642af6d6d82.jpg


ER physician here. People would be amazed at how many people are sick just bc they are so fat. I see you guys hauling in people so huge it takes 6 of us to move them from your stretcher onto our bed.


Does the new Ledger device support pianos?


I second this.


Make it home in one piece. https://image.nostr.build/41accc190801fd6c10250fddd69c4501a1088b1e62dd8d78754b096c785229ef.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8d560e69f5c6cc678653271715a9dda5a5491044937200416610c4a4bc6a0623.jpg


Once it’s set up, I think it’s superior than custodial. People just want a plug and play option.


Send - getalby, receive strike


GM https://image.nostr.build/2fb9db1dd879fe9d127609bac43a2aa76ca82685236a8f054075f9af04deeb11.jpg


I think it’s usually the upfront 3-50k to open a channel using other services.


Please send good vibes today because I’m having surgery. Thanks, ostrich fam. 🙏🏼


I agree. This is what i use. Pretty easy to set up.


This is what i used - https://a.co/d/fCakzKu


It’s not. Just an email.


This is where I purchased - https://shushminer.com


The screen grabs of zap notifications are gonna be wild in 10 years. People will be like can you believe someone just send some other random person 1000 sats?!


Pre-ordered the hard cover and got the e-version to send to some people I’ve been trying to orange-pill.


And I’m loving those block rewards rolling in today


Same with movie theaters. I used to go to the cinema 3-4 times per week 10 years ago. I can’t think of the last time I went and have to desire to be around people.


Braiins pool member here 🙋♂


Sweet. I previously had it connected to Mutiny, but I don’t think it was working correctly.


Anything?


Did it work?


Testing out my zaps. Respond if you want a few sats.


Being able to zap on nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 again is a game-changer.


Hate when that happens. Immediately misses 3 blocks found by your pool.


Everyone would find out how bad i am at troubleshooting my node.


Holy shit. Double ball formation confirmed!


If you’re in a big enough room, you could get the settings to where it wouldn’t change the room temp.


Ugh. I’m on Braiins, too. I hate these multi-blockless days. Especially when the fees are stupid.


It starts out as
“I don’t have enough #bitcoin” to
“I don’t have enough hashrate.” https://image.nostr.build/ce0e797b1631604ebd062b2842ec4557c894ffe1eadff2522751dc21872ec4d4.jpg


We are fully assembled and hashing away. nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 https://image.nostr.build/94bfe51bb4d4c9f5a3c60a549e89d67aa3dbb1a55a1df8b42e7ea2defcb624a9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a06f9d4d00892d3c85ed13db1ad57448ba02ae76cd382a0377a7d30131922102.jpg


Maximizing #bitcoin mining hashrate. @BTC Sessions nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj https://image.nostr.build/cf4eadbdaf2e51c26a7664ec8a0343d2a5f8ed3d30012c96e87f5dd09ffa73de.jpg


They need a Max Kiser guard dog like El Salvador has.


Short squeeze Sunday
#bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HQjY.jpg


Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. #sphynx #cat
https://m.primal.net/HQjB.jpg


I had the gingerbread version a couple days ago. Mmmmmm. #diabetes


Here’s a pic of my cat in his Christmas attire
https://m.primal.net/HQjB.jpg


My wife is in a gaming discord where she watches someone do gaming. These people that stream games on TikTok are paying up to 40% of their revenue to TikTok. I keep telling her the future will be when they can stream their content and get sats directly either zapped or streamed. This will be huge once people catch on and creators realize how screwed they’re getting on these big platforms that extract all of their value.


Please let me know if anyone has been to or is currently living in El Salvador. I am bringing my family there in January as a pilgrimage to #bitcoin country. I want my wife especially to see how living on a bitcoin standard and using bitcoin for daily transactions can be. I would like to meet up with some fellow bitcoiners while there so they can share their experiences. Maybe the combination of seeing it in person and hearing from others will help convince her that we should move to Freedom Land. Thanks.


I’ll have to check to see if it will let me zap on Damus on my iPad tomorrow.


I’m on iOS. It’s weird bc I can’t zap using primal with my phone either. Not sure why since it works on the iPad using the same app.


Weird. Now it lets me click on the zap button, it turns yellow, then turns back gray.


You know it’s gonna be good when you gotta wear the gloves to prep 🌶


How? The only app I can get one tap zaps to work is primal, but only on my iPad. Won’t work on the iPhone.


I got signed up to bring Bitcoin biscuits to the work potluck. Gotta figure out how to make those.


Better to have enjoyed some of your monetary energy while you’re alive. No point in dying with your whole stack.


I am usually a month short on #bitcoin bc I want to keep enough on lightning to zap and transact for the month. When I get paid the following month I reset my sats allowance, and the rest gets put on ice.


I am currently using Damus or I would zap this note. Stupid iOS.


Come to NOSTR where you can ignore all the fiat-world drama and focus on what’s important - WALLET WARS!!!!!!!!!!!


That’s weird. What did all those people die of that i saw?


At some point i set this up bc i get spam sats all the time on LN tips. No idea when or why, but i like getting notifications of sats rolling in.


Hell yeah. I just swept 224 sats from my spam lightning bot.


I clicked on the link you posted and listened. It’s like someone had AI create a techno version of telephone hold music.


I’m just being honest. I mean if you’re really into clarinet or something maybe. There’s no way you’re listening to that and thinking wow this is good.


I thought i wanted to be an Uncle Jim. I run my own node, but i still end up with lots of technical glitches and my node goes down. I’m not reliable enough at this point to have others rely on me for their liquidity. But if the tech becomes a little easier for non-techies, i would help my friends/family with some ecash.


I don’t get it. I guess if you enjoy elevator music sure.


I hate how I never know if anything is real of AI at this point.


That’s the whole point is that it is custodial. But it is custodied by someone you trust. Not WoS, not Trust wallet, etc. It would be run by your best friend who runs his own node. Or your Uncle Jim. If you already are doing self custody, it’s not aimed at you.


It would still show up to you as bitcoin. The ecash is a trusted ledger that the other person has opted into.


Quick thread on why our money doesn’t make sense anymore.

Before 1933, the US adhered to a gold standard. This meant that individuals could take their gold, deposit it at a bank, and receive a paper note that they could later redeem at the bank for the corresponding amount of gold.
Paper notes served as a method to abstract the value of gold into a form that is easier to transport and divide into smaller denominations for trade. No one wanted to carry around a bunch of gold bars or coins.
Even the coins were worth more than was useful for daily transactions. That's why silver was used as coinage because silver coins were small enough to facilitate daily trades. With the advent of paper currency, silver was no longer needed since we can assume the paper is worth the same as gold.
Then comes the Great Depression. In 1933, to stimulate a weak economy, FDR enacted Executive Order 6102, which forced all Americans to turn in their gold to the government. Yes, owning physical gold was illegal in America from 1933 to 1974. What this allowed the government to do was to collect the vast majority of the gold and pay the citizens around $20/oz for that gold. Now the banks have all the gold, and the people were given paper promises that their dollars will be worth that amount of gold in the future.
Bait and switch time. Shortly after collecting all the gold, they changed the exchange rate from $20/oz to $36/oz, effectively devaluing everyone’s money and making them poorer. Every time there is a war, it is very expensive. The US previously had to issue new types of fiat currencies to fund their war efforts (Continentals during the Revolutionary War and Greenbacks/Confederate State dollars during the Civil War).
Now that the US has all the gold, when WW2 rolls around, instead of having to issue a new currency to pay for the war, they could just issue more paper claims for gold than actual gold exists (fractional reserve banking). When the US declared victory in WW2, they seized all the gold from around the world and put it in Fort Knox. The Bretton Woods Agreement was reached in 1944. This agreement stated that the US dollar would be pegged to the value of gold, and all other foreign currencies would be pegged to the dollar. This gave us the license to do to other countries what we did to our own citizens - print more paper promises for gold than actual gold existed. Fast forward to around the 1970s at the peak of the Vietnam War. Remember that war is expensive, and we have been printing dollars to fund the war. Printing more dollars than gold to back it up. Concerned with the amount of our debt other countries began requesting to redeem their dollars in exchange for their gold back.
This ushered in the Nixon Shock of 1971 where he announced that the US would end the redeem-ability of dollars for gold. This brought about our current fiat monetary system.
Fiat money gives the government the ability to issue paper money with nothing to back up its value. Just a promise that $1 = $1. The problem is that the purchasing power of that dollar has deflated by 99% over the past 100 years. They have siphoned off 99% of the purchasing power of the citizens and transferred it to the people who can print at no cost. They can use this newly created money to fund endless wars because it has no real cost to them. They can print infinitely until all value from the populace has been extracted—a silent tax that you have no vote in.
Look at any chart that shows how crazy things have gotten since the US went off a hard-money (gold) standard. We’ve gone from a family being able to have 1 working parent, a stay-at-home parent, multiple kids, a house, etc. Now that all of the value has been sucked out of our money, many parents today must work at least one or multiple jobs, purposely choose to have fewer kids, are in insurmountable debt, and have no hopes of ever being able to afford a house.
This 50-year fiat money experiment has been a disaster and is only getting worse. Interest rates are at 5.25%. We currently have around $34 trillion—that’s 34 with 12 zeros behind it—$34,000,000,000,000 in debt. We can never pay that debt, so we have to continue to roll it over at the new interest rates. Once the debt has to roll over in 2 years, we will owe almost $1.8 trillion in annual interest expenses. This is paid from tax receipts. The US brings in a little less than $5 trillion each year. So we have to pay the interest + defense spending + entitlements (social security, Medicaid, Medicare). Biden proposes $2.6 trillion in new entitlement spending. So let’s add that up - 1.8+0.8+2.6=5.2. $5.2 trillion the US will need to spend in 2 years, assuming that we don’t add to the national debt (We will. Currently running almost $2 trillion deficit each year), don’t increase the military budget (2 proxy wars currently with no end in sight), and don’t spend any money on infrastructure, education, special interests, etc (election year approaching. Lots of spending promises will be made).

If the US were a company, it would be bankrupt. And we have the strongest of the fiat currencies. This is going to end badly. There will be many currency hyperinflations in other countries before the US, but all fiat currencies fail over time. Pay attention. Be prepared. Protect yourself and your family. They are trying to trap you in the current system because they cannot extract your value without you still in it. You are on the Titanic and they are trying to burn the life boats.

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com


Wow. G’day, mates!


The channel is the bitcoin on Lightning. Just remember that once your channel is open, all the liquidity is on your side. You’ll be able to send but not receive yet. You need to either have someone open a channel to you or open a channel to someone like WoS, wait for it to drain, and then raise your fees.


When the price of bitcoin dropped, i started a side hustle and made my customers pay me in bitcoin.


If you have the transaction ID you can look up where you transaction is in nostr:npub18d4r6wanxkyrdfjdrjqzj2ukua5cas669ew2g5w7lf4a8te7awzqey6lt3


Yes, in the simplest of terms, you are bribing the miners to put your transaction in the next block. So if they have a transaction that is paying them $10 vs one that only pays $5, they will include the $10 one first.


It’s gonna be wild in 20 years when i get to tell people that i got 13,000 sats for each block reward just by having an ASIC plugged in my garage.


Cool paywall. That’s not getting read.


I’ll take a lower fee environment until adoption is over 1%.


If your fee is set below 16 sats/vB you’re gonna get purged.
https://m.primal.net/HQXU.jpg


There is a lower limit for transaction fees. If you fall below it, it gets purged from the queue. You gotta bid up block space in this environment.


I just assumed it was. I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with them on here. I previously used Zeus with my node at home, but i hate managing liquidity.


Is this the stat we want????


I get on X and here for #bitcoin content. I have to skip past all the war porn on there. I need to update my ignore words.


I’ve been messing around with both nostr:npub148qm45zettnf6ekgkatnyfadunxwjpu8sy88mjdsgwc5f202d93qmejra7 and nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 since they have the non-custodial lightning options. Both have their trade-offs, so I’m trying to figure out what works best for me.


Ditto above. You either have to wait for the transaction to clear or bump the fee. What fee did you set?


Oh ok. I was like I don’t think fees have been insane for that long. I’m sure this will die out shortly again as well. There’s only so much money you can throw away.


Luckily everyone has to eat


Oh wow. 4 months? Not sure why it is taking that long.


It is magic. Watch them make all their bitcoin disappear.


I have one like that too. I’m just leaving it pending until the madness calms down.


It will wait until 12/23


There has to be some sort of money laundering going on. There are people who get $20k/day yelling at the screen for their “team” to send the most money so they win.


annoying. My wife watched TikTok battles. It’s basically gamified panhandling. Horrible.


Come check out my stream on zap.stream!

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrwcfhvfnrwdfs95exxdry956rxcfe94snsdpj956n2wrzxqcx2vnyv33kgq3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxwey0gez

nostr:naddr1qqjrwcfhvfnrwdfs95exxdry956rxcfe94snsdpj956n2wrzxqcx2vnyv33kgq3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxwey0gez


If #bitcoin mining is just a lottery every 10 minutes, and we worry about a 51% attack, has anyone tried to do a 51% attack on Powerball? Same concept, right? Buy more than half the tickets sold, and your likelihood of winning increases.


Where’d you get that/???


Fall of the House of Usher was good.


Cue the shameless self-promotion.
It’s my 42nd birthday. I truly am blessed to have found this community over the past little over 3 years.
I love being around people that want to change the world for the better. Not just lip service, but true heroes trying to make the world great for our kids and the future of humanity.
I am now more hopeful that the 2nd half of my life will be better and more fulfilling than the 1st.
Thank you to everyone that continues to build and make tools that make this new technology accessible to people like me who aren’t computer scientists. Thanks for the education so that I can teach the people in my life.
Feel free to zap me some sats. I think using those to zap some more folks today would be the best gift. 🙌🏻 https://image.nostr.build/1cedc400b8259c452dff4c0e911182652fc766b92c72f5858a05e77b92b08f36.jpg


Chicken or your 1st kid?


Click the lightning address button. You add this to your #nostr profile.
https://m.primal.net/HObv.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HObv.jpg


Let’s try this one more time.
Mushroom boobs.
#photography #zaps https://image.nostr.build/481dadbfccc7fd5b353ae3916d98fb4b0b1d06c18aa066bc51b8f4361335f908.jpg


For some reason the stupid pic wouldn’t upload. https://image.nostr.build/481dadbfccc7fd5b353ae3916d98fb4b0b1d06c18aa066bc51b8f4361335f908.jpg


Mushroom boobs
#photography


Mushroom boobs
Zap me so I can buy a nostr:npub14aeuctmsc3zqm8n7p3f3ssxgwwlqvw06t9j2r0zk3c572g4lg5fs434afw


If the goal isn’t met, we donate funds to bitcoin developers.


The plebs should take over the Las Vegas Sphere by pasting the bright, orange bitcoin beacon of hope logo for all to see. It is around $450,000, so let’s make it happen.

https://nodeless.io/donate/bitcoin-sphere

https://m.primal.net/HORo.jpg


I liked Fargo. I think i only watched the first 3 seasons. I stopped during the Chris Rock season.


Ok, you’ve convinced me. It works out bc there’s not anything on i was wanting to watch. But i also have nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a's book to read. Ugh. Too much to do.


Creepy trees #photography
https://m.primal.net/HORb.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HORb.jpg


I think this is supposed to be mommy & daddy witch with baby witch, but to me it looks like the middle witch is getting dragged to the underworld.
https://m.primal.net/HORa.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HORa.jpg


Is it worth it? I’ve started the first season, but never finished. I hear it’s great but didn’t get into it. I should try again, i guess?


I’m loving it so far.


Does anyone else check your mempool first thing in the morning like you do the weather? #bitcoin https://video.nostr.build/b9bbeb691c79e1b718431eca5744dfd4d3c2260979f8f56ecc1a574f506da0f0.mov


Got my stickers in the mail. Now i need to find some high traffic areas to educate.


What do you use this for? Opening wine lol?


Here’s a number you can verify - 3 sats zapped your way.


Also, Coldcard is the way for hard wallet security.


Just DM your seeds to me. I’ll keep them safe.


Don’t do that!


I’ve gotten rid of all of my raspberry pi nodes.


be about it!


One of the best. Splicing function is cool.


Ever more important to get those you love on #nostr. Facebook is censoring posts about #bitcoin. They said this broke their cybersecurity guidelines.
#nostr is freedom.
#bitcoin is freedom.
https://m.primal.net/HOHa.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HOHa.jpg


Surprised they haven’t been pressured to change their name. Just for men, or trans men, or non binary men, etc.


Not being able to zap in the app really sucks.


What time?


only took me 3 times to get this to post correctly. i feel like an old person using a VCR.


When was the last time your health insurance company sent you a birthday gift? Thanks, nostr:npub1q7xqc79rteknhs5s4rsqju2yu8tuguvptu373napkzptsz65yn2qz590jl & nostr:npub1a6zkqnuwcmjwynuw4u4xyngy9675x8dwgj87z9me4h8mdwmc2a0q8mvhjk https://m.primal.net/HNme.png


When was the last time your health insurance company sent you a birthday gift? Thanks, @CrowdHealth and @satscoffeehttps://m.primal.net/HNme.png


When was the last time your health insurance company sent you a birthday gift? Thanks, nostr:npub1q7xqc79rteknhs5s4rsqju2yu8tuguvptu373napkzptsz65yn2qz590jl and nostr:npub1a6zkqnuwcmjwynuw4u4xyngy9675x8dwgj87z9me4h8mdwmc2a0q8mvhjk


thank you. it worked!


Anyone wanna help me test out my new nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 lightning address? You can either scan or just zap me.
https://void.cat/d/4tSJVFuk5wfZFH9STuyrkr.webp


#bitcoin really is hope. Before #bitcoin I felt depressed bc reimbursement at work was declining while everything is getting more expensive. I was in the middle of building a new home and realized that my budget was going to get tighter. I was always trying to work harder to catch up. Now that I have #bitcoin, as cheesy as it sounds, it makes me optimistic for my future. With all the uncertainty in the world, #bitcoin is the one sure thing. I know that no matter what, my UTXOs are sitting on the blockchain just getting crushed by confirmations. It really is beautiful. Love all the plebs who make this journey possible.


Here’s 1000 sats. Join the revolution!
https://m.primal.net/HNlw.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNlw.jpg


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 sent your friend 1000 sats. I don’t see the post anymore.


Can’t wait to get mine.


NAW-ster


It’s that time. Time for our
Quarterly
Quarter
Cow
Contest

Repost or like this post for a chance to win a quarter grass fed grass finished cow from Jakes Steaks. You do not need to be a CrowdHealth member to win.

Fund Humans not health insurance https://image.nostr.build/17d1d3df0b24fe91618fc94541a924d04f8f3763b8df57638e4f6d024ab9352f.jpg


This was always the path. Let’s watch #bitcoin humble the most powerful fiat men.


Node is up and running. Let’s open some channels. 02d55979aa02d8f9d596250478bdd1f0b8fc53fefa7289b1162c22c9b6da47c7af@iu5nwqbjply7yk2djliy4qgi6hxzkyi262oxxajtxpgsdouvb2vp6uqd.onion:9735


Hello, short squeeze Monday
https://m.primal.net/HNjx.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNjx.jpg


Building a non-KYC #bitcoin war chest. The KYC stack will sit and appreciate in cold storage out of the hands of the tax man. Use the non-KYC bitcoin on layer 2 to transact without friction.


Suzanne Somers died. Anyone else watch TGIF as a kid? - Family Matters, Step By Step, Full House, Perfect Strangers. Those were the days.


#fiat mining in the ER today. Gotta turn hard work into #bitcoin everyday.


What is happiness? A moment before you need more happiness.


looks good


Ai art generator


More like GM and GFY.


The worst part is that the memo on the invoice says “GM ticket”


Mine has gotten hung up like that as well on Mutiny. They eventually went through.


No ads for private jets, Bentleys, or designer items in ads 🫠


What is your preferred mobile app that you can zap on?
I’m using Primal on my iPad, but I can’t get my wallet to connect on the iPhone.


If you repost this I’ll zap you 1000 sats.


I’ve had someone pretend to be customer support for a hardware device. When they asked me to enter my seed words, I blocked them.


The “All In” signal has been flashed.


I’m adding this to my list.


What is Top Secret? National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 is also a classic.


Shill me the best nostr client or iOS app. I want definitely want to be able to #zap.


So glad #nostr doesn’t have the large spiders.


I rewatched both of those films and the Naked Guns. All hilarious.


Still funny


Check out this banger meme i made.
https://m.primal.net/HNJo.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNJo.jpg


When i tried to connect, it says there are 67 digits instead of 66.


Tried to #zap you. It says your wallet isn’t set up.


Linux phone… #intrigued


Does it drive anyone else nuts when someone leaves you on read when you send them a #bitcoin source?
You know they read it because it was sent yesterday, and everyone has their phone in their hand all day long.
Even a courteous thanks I’ll check it out later would have worked.
It’s true when they say that you’ll get bitcoin at the price you deserve.
https://m.primal.net/HNFd.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNFd.jpg


I’ve purposely stayed off it today. Is it worse than the past few days?


Could someone make it so when I receive a #zap, it makes the LED flash on my phone? #NOSTR


This is like the government’s sending thoughts and prayers.


And BTW, i like the 21 sats zaps. Immediately knew the second time was from you.


Seriously. Just something simple. Default 3 sats to send to me if you’re a known contact; 10 sats if you’re not.


Get this guy a raise


It’s all a big joke


Sure, why not?


This is only the beginning…


Zaps for everyone!


Hit me up! Zap away.


For real. I can’t imagine what these poor people’s lives are like.


Apparently I’m following you.


All those lines just gave me a seizure.


Buy the fire insurance before your house is on fire. - G Foss


For real. You won’t see their relatives on the front lines.


Can’t wait to get into it. My pile of “to-do” reading books is getting bigger and bigger.


Nostr only!


Zaps on #nostr is a game-changer. The dopamine hit from the zap notification way outdoes a stupid like.


F yeah


Come get a hoodie https://instadoc.store/merch #selfshill


It’s a new driver’s license which has some label on it so you can travel by air. You either have to get the new driver’s license or carry your passport with you if you want to fly.


Maybe I should try uninstalling and reinstalling?


No, since I cannot click on the wallet button, I cannot connect a wallet.


That zap was sent from my iPad just now.
https://m.primal.net/HNDV.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNDV.jpg


I am using the latest TestFlight version on both iPhone & iPad.
https://m.primal.net/HNDV.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNDV.jpg


Does anyone have an easy tutorial how to connect nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg  to your node?


After listening to the latest @rhr I am Nostr-only now.
#freedomtech


Test


Time to mine some fiat in the medical industrial complex. The never-ending wave of sick people.


Does anyone know - are zaps turned off on nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg for iPhone? I can zap on my iPad, but the iPhone doesn’t have the buttons.


Gm, nostriches ☀


#bitcoin


I will miss you, summer ☀.
@Bitkini
https://m.primal.net/HNBF.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNBF.jpg


I do telemedicine services. I’m only working in Louisiana currently.


The @mempool is looking pretty thin. @ODELL at his monitor 👀
https://m.primal.net/HNAo.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HNAo.jpg


So glad i have boys. Guys are creeps.


#Bitcoin is the preferred payment method at my online store. Peer-to-peer is the future. Bitcoin is the future. #Nostr is the future.

https://void.cat/d/31wgRdqd17HAm2EagUNSoa.webp


That is something i would definitely use. I built a node following a video tutorial. Now when something breaks, it’s a challenge to fix by myself.


Nostr is the future. Once you start zapping, there’s no going back.


Yes, i could edit the setting on my iPad but not my iPhone. But now the zaps are set up and my lightning channel to nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg is open ⚡ ⚡ ⚡


Anyone know if Foss is on here?


I got tired watching this. #proofofwork


Numerous 🤷♂


I am going straight nostr now. The other social medias can’t be trusted.


I figured it out. For some reason it allowed me to change it on my iPad and not my iPhone. All good now.


The Debt Spiral panel at nostr:npub1tftc33ttam85wraffce62cgtvvjrmttquqlv6a0agtfm5nl4vues82xar5 Pacific Bitcoin with nostr:npub1d3f4m9dgvkdjxn26pqzsxn6lpfn78sxwllxyt8mp76q0a9zyyjlswhr4xv nostr:npub1cj94enk44kn5mvrcma4sp7jnlsgnn4em7rk3dh3jt4fzyqs3m02s560efa nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z and Greg Foss was 🔥 🔥 🔥


The zaps on nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg  with nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg are sweet. It’s so slick looking. Is there a way to change the default from being 10 sats?


After listening to the latest Rabbit Hole Recap, I need to get off X and focus on NOSTR. Is there an easy way to follow someone else’s list. I don’t want to have to search for my favorite people over here. I feel like nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx mentioned something about this before.


I’m a two tap peasant as well 😕