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 What the fuck is he even talking about? 
 Gab user threatening to dox and bring civil litigation to "his own." 
 Anyone have the archive of the pornhub owner calling people anti-semites over asking why incest p... 
 Simple-minded 4cuck does not understand that the people seeking to enslaved him with social pressure don't concern themselves with trivialities such as logical consistency and morality. They're playing to win. 
 

He blocks nothing but women

And works with wood

Oh yeah I bet he does work with wood. Like a homosexual would. :abismug:

https://i.poastcdn.org/5cce564f5eb1ebc519aada001ec86fb7158f0b7346bb975b0acd3bfb3c7d5cd9.png 
 The implication of this revelation is, of course, that our dear woodworking friend is a homosexual whose "wood" he works with is the morning wood of other men. Hmm. Yes. Quite. 
 Good morning nall yiggas 
 Morning, Matt. 
 charliebrowau(tistic) 
 I have not had an alcoholic beverage in almost three days now. I don't feel the need. I feel great. 
 It's also racist/gay to judge white people for colonizing. It's a natural trait. That includes fu... 
 No? 
 If this Poa.st gets 250 likes in one week I will unironically quit Poa.st. 
 >omg anime porn surely this will show me off as the quirky and funny individual that I am
>You see the joke is a normally functioning human being would blanche at the idea of pornography, but that it is drawn in the style of Japanese anime means it is different and that I am hip with my generation's sense of what makes an individual, which is clearly being a degenerate
Ahegao hoodie attention whore energy + lmao @ all this entry level shlock, a real Japanese media enthusiast and totally not a fan of the fandom​ 
 Also he printed out that complaint himself to make it seem like he weaponizes offense
If diarrhea were a person, this is the car it drives 
 The only PS4s that have retained their value are the ones with that horror game demo installed, all the faggots who want to play bloodborne already have it. 
 jelqro tull 
 Honorable mention. 
 You win 
 Yeah, that was game, set and match. 
 jelqosmith 
 Jelq Row. 
 Jelq City. 
 jelq sabbath 
 Jelqsnake. 
 janis jelqlin 
 Quiet Jelq. 
 jelqi hendrix 
 Bon Jelqi. 
 led jelqlin 
 Jelq Leppard. 
 jelqdio head 
 Jelq Floyd. 
 The Jelqing Pumpkins. 
 Xi Jelqping. 
 Jelqtastic Four. 
 it’s called getting pregnant 
 Cervical jelqing. 
 You can jelq female breasts? 
 On second thought 
 where is the jelq thing coming from? 
 Autism. 🧐 
 BigDuck’s (Formerly BigGeese’s). 
 People who say “fren” and “milkers” are going to be the reason why my retinae detach and I go blind. You’re hold old and still talk like Redditors? 
 When was it ever not? 
 I saw one yesterday it was a corolla 
 It would be, wouldn’t it? 
 Who is Mike Enoch 
 Peinovich. 
 Something like that, yeah. 
 Idk, sounds pretty racisf. 
 🦐 
 Do I even want to know what fupa dust is 
 It’s like

It’s a lot like urine flakes 
 uuooohhhh minnow so horny 
 racemixing on the timeline 
 the same circlejerkers jerking off in a circle 
 Owl. 
 Owl. 
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 He’s gentle. 
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 good thing I don’t watch the news 
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 Mass hysteria/psychosis moment to be honest. 
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 if I see one more goddamn vtuber thing i stg 
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 Lmao @ mayhem lore on the tl 
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 Just in time for election season. I told you all this would happen. 
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 Peinovich is a meme. 
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 if I see this again I won’t see tomorrow I stg 
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 >omg anime porn surely this will show me off as the quirky and funny individual that I am
>You see the joke is a normally functioning human being would blanche at the idea of pornography, but that it is drawn in the style of Japanese anime means it is different and that I am hip with my generation's sense of what makes an individual, which is clearly being a degenerate
Ahegao hoodie attention whore energy + lmao @ all this entry level shlock, a real Japanese media enthusiast and totally not a fan of the fandom​ 
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 Jelqmouth. 
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 Wow, even got a picture of the words I spoke. 
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 No the heck it didn't. 
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 No also his taste in metal makes him a riffag. 
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 I didn’t fucking say do you, dammit. 
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 You can jelq female breasts? 
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 Third-worlder. 
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 Tyler.

Where are your sheep? 
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“Bro just trust me.”

Lol 
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 Cool, cool, blocked, blocked, blocked. 🧐 
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 I know, it’s hilarious. 
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 You think racemixing is fun, YOU SEE WHAT PERSONA DID TO YOU BOY 🧐 
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 AND SHIRAISHI IS A FUCKING HACK 
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 Fort Jelqonderoga. 
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 Even my brothers who were fighting in the sandbox have a plethora of unexplainable stories. Place is ridden with djinns.