"oo ya, let me shooow you how da giant lumberjack milked his giant blue cow" 

 lumberjacking, flapjacking 

 "Indeed, the only thing threatening my life is diabetes and getting an infection in my pepper pickle because I didn't wash my fleshlight properly. I am truly a king (of coom)" 

 what the fuck is this 

 friendship windmill upgraded to love windmill 

 If it weren't for the skooma and the racist stormcloaks, George Groyd would have been a respected sword singer. 

 I don't know how to make a bot but I could probably write material for it 

 "now kith oah mike ghonna fill a pillaw wichu fethaz" 

 I'm afraid you're the one being sus right now 

 uranium cake for every African 

 Well the downfall of SA was in part because Lowtax stopped caring and just let a bunch of trannies slowly wrestle all the power away from him. 

 I also remember the legendary "HERE COMES MEGA-COCK, FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE UNIVERSE" /v/ copypasta 

 But they did get rid of the seizure flickers.
Nah it's just gay and retarded that they did it in the SNES style. I know there's some retro coomer who will pretend that it's cool but the original SNES F-zero is an eyesore that aged like milk. 

 But it has that authentic SNES F-zero feel where it looks like shit and might give you a seizure! 

 Ram Ranch is more real than Skinwalker Ranch 

 Skinwalker Ranch is Ram Ranch for chupacabras 

 Ender's Game is alright as a book 

 You're an internet nazi, sure you do 

 what the fuck am I reading 

 fry it in a pan with garlic, acquire sauce. 

 Oh, I got one! How do you order a 9/11 at a bar? 

 I can't, I tapped out in the first 90 seconds 

 MISTER QUORBACHEv.. TEAR DOWN THIS FIREWALL 

 BOOBA FAT BOOBA TEA 

 no, return to tradition. just get a spyglass and hide in the bushes. 

 I think you've very autistic and stupid 

 I think you might be a retard 

 hemburger iz heppiness