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 I'm off the grid for about a week, starting tomorrow. Don't worry, I've scheduled comics for while I'm away. Email help@effinbirds.com with any pressing concerns in my absence.

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Shipping to Germany is ver... 
 @f13cf7f8 that's weird, what price are you seeing? Shipping inside of the EU should be very reasonable. Reach out to help@effinbirds.com so they can figure out what's wrong with the shipping calculator. 
 If someone has ever looked you dead in the eye and said the prequels were better than the original trilogy or that above ground pools enhance your property value, let this shirt deliver your most sincere rebuttal.

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 @5ab2b98c this is the most Mastodon reply ever 
 Tomorrow is National Coffee Day and your friends at Effin' Birds are offering up a discount code that works on everything on our site in honor of the hot, bitter beverage that makes life worth living.

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 Want 15% off your next Effin' Birds order? Visit https://www.effinbirds.com/ right now to celebrate National Pet Bird Day (yes, that's a real thing!) and use coupon code PETBIRD at checkout to save on your entire order.

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 So, your co-workers requested that you express your opinions without swearing so much? Wear this shirt to work and tell'em this is about as safe-for-work as you're fucking capable of getting. Visit http://effinbirds.com/collections/craptacular to get your favorite new shirt today.

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 National Pet Bird Day is just days away and your fine feathered foul-mouthed friends at Effin’ Birds are offering you 15% off your entire order this week to celebrate. Just enter coupon code PETBIRD at checkout or use this link to earn your discount: https://effinbirds.com/discount/PETBIRD

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 nostr:npub1djhqtg0ewwq2f6ueaqxtx3rl42pzua4qr7d52dvexkvr2p9hekcsafzatj Would you become vegan? 
 @2e170f35 when did I stop being vegan? Jesus Christ. Harassment based on mistaken assumptions. 
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 @2e170f35 it was a simple ask, and since you have said you will not comply, I will block you. 
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“Hey asshole, buy my shi... 
 @adbb894e my point was that I don't enjoy people sending photographs of excrement to me, and that maybe you should think about the human at the other end of interactions. 
 Fall is almost here and winter is following close behind so stay toasty warm with an Effin' Birds sweatshirt or hoodie. And when one of your winter-loving weirdo friends asks if you want to go outside and build a snowman, you can let the bird do the talking.  Visit http://effinbirds.ca/collections/sweaters-and-hoodies today and be ready for weather ahead.

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 @adbb894e "everyone wants to see pictures of shit, so I'm going to send pictures of shit to a stranger whose comics I like"