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 GM 👀 
 Tell me you are a #Bitcoiner without telling me you're a #Bitcoiner 👀

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 I am in the process of recreating my Lightning Node. After last week's disaster, I was able to restore all the important information from my backup. Unfortunately I had to force close all channels. In order to provide my services again, I now need inbound liquidity on my new LN Node again. I would be glad about every channel. Connection details: 👇

0280133316d7e1571a7b5842092c955e027e00c6859e404e5ab3e28c42d9aec332@95.216.118.43:9735 
 You know the concept of a relay proxy? 😇 
 Nostr is ded. Very little activity tonight. Where are you all at? 🤔 
 Shut up and take my note 
 Unfortunately I could not restore my node with current Channel.db. Therefore I had to start a force closing to be on the safe side. If you have a channel with me, please force close it. I will open the channels again the next days. LNBits DB and BTCPayserver could be saved.  
 I have to look on the bright side, I finally get rid of this 15 GB channel db 🤣 
 This is pruned 🤣 (compacted) 
 Ok guys, can you please stop putting monkey jpegs on the blockchain, I need to open channels and fix the world with decentralized soundmoney… that would be great, thank you 🙏🏻 
 Lmao 🤣 
 #[0] du hast das bereits vor kurzem jemand anderem beantwortet aber ich finde es leider nicht meh... 
 Grundsätzlich ist die Kommunikation mit den Relays unverschlüsselt. Die Notes, die die Clients versenden sind ebenfalls nur von deinem private Key signiert, aber nicht verschlüsselt. DM's sind verschlüsselte Notes. Wenn du nun ein Relay hast und dein Kumpel sich mit dem verbindet, seht einfach nur ihr 2 die Posts. Wichtig hierbei: Beide Clients dürfen nur (!) diesen einen Relay verbunden haben. Sobald ein Client von euch auch nur ein weiterer Relay hinzugefügt hat, werden die Notes an diese Relays weiter gebroadcastet. Eine sichere Kommunikation sieht anders aus und ich würde jetzt nicht gerade den nächsten Staats Putsch so planen, sagen wir es mal so 😃  
 Korrekt. Sobald aber einer der private keys geleaked werden, sind die DM‘s zu lesen. 
 Lol, ausversehen auf den repost button geklickt, anstelle comment 🤣🤣 voll der Boomer move von mir 👀🤣 
 „Sorry. You have not exceeded you daily notes limit. Feel free to post as much as you like here“ 
 Ok that’s true tbf 🤣 
 Where is my zap button in damus… the only thing i wanted to do is just get rid of some sats 😔 yoo jb55 LET ME ZAP 🥹🥹 
 Thank god we have #plebchain 🙏🏻 The true signal around the noise 
 Polls would be great here as well 🤔 
 Yes
No
Show results
FUG X 
 but please include the "FUG" option as default 
 Just scrolling through global feed….

Global feed looking at me: https://media.tenor.com/Ugfj_CRVYh8AAAAC/chinese-china.gif 
 Ok I guess I have to learn Chinese if I want to catch up with global feed https://media.tenor.com/xZuHkZnl8BkAAAAC/what-black-guy.gif 
 Today I had changed my tip button in my profile. Instead of a Lightning address, I had hidden a LNURL withdrawl code behind it. Everyone who was so kind and wanted to send me sats had suddenly received sats. A good deed every day! 😌 https://i.postimg.cc/kGyShgsr/FA033-A24-91-B5-4607-9323-C1-CFFEB36-D09.jpg 
 It has a 5min delay after each withdrawal (self rug defense 🤣) 
 It was on the whole day and now since i post it of course it drained out. 
 yeah good to know, I tested it today morning only with damus  
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 Wurde bereits bezahlt, die invoice ist leider nur einmal gültig 
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 🌅 sunset 👀 
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 You should have used dn instead 
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 Berlin rocks 👀🤙🏼 
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 Lmao 🤣 
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 Two weeks 👀 
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 Remember when you habe to use smoke to broadcast something? That was fun 🤣 
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 got your back ser 🫡 
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 Ich hab das ganz alleine ohne die Hilfe meiner Mom geschafft 🥹 
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 Soon, two weeks ser 
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 zapped 👀 
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 yelloo lost 
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 You have a global feed? Mine is already broken 🤣 
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 Henlo 
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 True love 💜 
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 All of them 
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 🤝 
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 LOL 
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 👀 will test it 🤙🏼 
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 nostr dead 
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 Always has been.jpeg 
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 🤣🤣 
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 If you paste an invoice with no amount, it's valid only once as well. If you want to receive multiple invoices and once, you have to create a LNURL or LN Adress 
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 This. 
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 PV. Best note I've seen today. 
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 soweit ich weiss aktuell noch nicht 
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 Diagnosis: shitposting in the final stage 🤣