i hope the vape store opens before the zombie apocalypse goes down 

 all the Ogrepons in the game are female and the three greedy pokémon that stole her masks and slandered her name are all male? 

hmm. was this like, a statement? or… ? 

 american disclosure: yeah ok maybe there might be aliens, we don’t have “proof” for you, but we can’t shut it down 

mexican disclosure: YOOOO here’s some mummified aliens and a breakdown of their DNA 

 i’ve been in a depression cocoon but Teal Mask is here sooooo… time to get outta bed lol