#Trump and the #project2025 #maga #Republicans are watching what’s going on in #Venezuela and saying “Yes, we need make America just like that”
#billionaires #election2024
@671bc5e9
Really, exactly how old must your child be to start teaching the use of this “tool”? Try to inform me without resorting to derogatory terms just because you disagree, if you’re capable of that.
Question - How many small government preaching billionaires does it take to solve a country's homeless problem.
Answer - None. That's a problem for the government to solve.
#sarcasm #nerlingersjokes
It’s the patriotic duty of the auto companies to pay #UAW higher wages so, if anything, the country can make up for the tax revenue lost from all the tax breaks these highly compensated executives and their corporations get. How’s that for a reason?
I emailed Neil Tyson Degrasse asking him if lasagna crosses the event horizon of a black hole does it become spaghetti?
#nerlingersjokes #space #deepthoughts
Schrödinger’s Cake - An unobserved piece of cake exists both in the refrigerator and not in the refrigerator at the same time. Therefore, until the refrigerator is door opened and the contents observed, a piece of cake always exists in the refrigerator. And that’s why I keep checking.
#humor #schrodinger
Did you ever wave to someone you know in the grocery store then realize it was a total stranger so you have to pretend you waved to someone behind him, and he turns around and sees no one is behind him but you’re already committed so you pretend to talk to an invisible person then security comes out of nowhere and asks you to leave the store because you’re disturbing the other shoppers then you get to your car and realize you forgot to buy eggs which was the whole purpose of going to the store in the first place so you have to go BACK into the store and on the way in you see the real person you thought you saw in the store so you wave to him then realize it the same fucking person you waved to inside the store? Boy is that awkward.
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