Yes hello who else has had peach sprite before? 

 Mr. & Ms. Smith TV show is actually good 

 Every 
        day 
               is 
a                     lie
                             every
mile           a               mountain 

 3 large really cold bottles of ginger ale is too many maybe 1 but 3 that's too cold 🥶. 

 Dumpling soup slaps so hard 

 My dream last night was that everyone thought I was really Paul Bunyan for some reason and anyone that met me was super disappointed. 

 Somewhere I heard a kitchen towel is a far superior flyswatter than an actual flyswatter. 

 You can’t believe everything you hear from the mouth of a serpent. 

 Why do they keep showing old Billy Mays commercials on GetTV when he died in 2009. I mean I did always like those commercials he did. 

 I wonder what Elon Musk would do if everyone that's still on Twitter left and started using Mastodon social, Bluesky, Threads and Hive social instead or other social media's. 

 It's such an extraordinary feeling finding new and great movies like woah I'm into this. 

 One thing I've learned is always make light of any dark situation. There's always yin to a yang. I know it might be hard but look up. 

 Someone said in a comment on Reddit if Diddy was in prison he'd probably be trying to figure out away to spike the soap in the showers. 

 Wait a minute why did the record executive just resign? My thing is why resign the day after P Diddy goes to jail. 

 If u ever win the lottery at least have the basic human decency to never mention it ever. 

 If u ever win the lottery at least have the basic human decency to never mention it ever. 

 Has anyone tried the new Oreo Coca Cola? 

 Parents are also wizards of time management 

 People are wizards of time management 

 I just found out there's a national cream filled donut day. 

 'A big account' is an interesting concept because it can mean a movie star, president of the country but it can also mean most ill person in their zip code with nothing going on for them at that moment or time but there posts. 

 I've noticed that my second ex from back in 2009 looks exactly like Kendra Sunderland. 

 "The vibes are off" — people who spend 14 hours a day either on Twitter or doing something they don't like. 

 LET BOB COOK HIS BURGERS 

 I feel like there's more churches popping up and taking over business that closed down. 

 I've never been disappointed with a dog before. Humans? Some of the time not always. But never dogs tho. 

 I think that Trump without Biden is like Tom without Jerry 

 This Dinosaur wearing a tutu Sticker is funny

https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Dinosaur-wearing-a-tutu-by-Keiraslack/153904652.EJUG5 

 That T-Rex wearing a tutu on a surfboard is the funniest sticker I came across once. 

 Jeeves of Ask Jeeves, could have been so much more if he wasn't said to be on vacation. 

 They should make a sequel to The Social Network movie where the plot centers around the Android apps version numbers. 

 Hallo 

 Why did Trump say people were eating dogs, cats and their pets. 

 I think everyone needs to stop slamming Emily Armstrong I get that she's got ties in scientology but from everything I've heard she was born in the scientology that she didn't choose it and was friends with Danny Masterson and supported him. I'm all for hearing what she brings to Linkin Park I know everyone wanted someone that sounds a lot like Chester Bennington but if they wanted someone that sounds exactly like Chester then all they had to do was ask Massana Ivo the lead singer of HYBRID THEORY - THE LINKIN PARK TRIBUTE SHOW to try out. The only thing that turned me off about Emily was when I found out she supported Danny Masterson but that doesn't mean I'm not curious to see what she brings to the table with Linkin Park now. Now I don't remember hearing much about any of this until she joined Linkin Park. 

 It was the best of vibes, it was the worst of vibes 

 Biden being like “I just don’t wanna go out on Saturday anymore” at 12:00 on a Saturday is peak relatability. 

 There’s always someone at a bonfire who really f***s with keeping the fire going and I kinda respect that. 

 "You're not entirely wrong."

-Me refusing to admit someone was right and wrong. 

 I have come to the conclusion that dinosaurs have to still exist on earth. That is all for now. 

 I have come to the conclusion that my dog is the fastest dog on earth. That is all. 

 I can probably trace every problem in my life to something as not winning. 

 I heard the undo button would start a new era 🥸 

 Hard to imagine the worst confluence.
Case surging in much of the US. People are tired of limitations the virus is imposing. Economic harm is very real, painful, and persistent.... 

 "USB-C All The Things" is being written into law. You have my full attention 👀 

 Someone once said apple chargers is apple juice 

 I've always questioned how if Patrick lived under a rock and has electricity or have guests over when he has no other rooms that we know of. 

 Wait did RadioShack actually make something called iladies? 

 When someone asks me what's going on I'm like I don't have the slightest idea here. 

 It’s crazy that no one has asked Jason Acuna aka weeman to play mini-me in Austin Powers yet. 

 Sometimes I just stop & think about the 1985 Once Bitten movie to understand it better 🧛 

 I've always questioned how if Patrick lived under a rock and has electricity or have guests over when he has no other rooms that we know of. 

 I've always questioned how if Patrick lived under a rock and has electricity or have guests over when he has no other rooms that we know of. 

 Imagine if SpongeBob lived in a Sponge house shaped like a pineapple and not a pineapple under the trees. 

 Someone said the Beatles were indie I thought they were a rock band someone must be mistaking them for someone else. 

 What if I moved to cauliflower land & pursued a life of fulfillment. 

 Everyone can carry lead 

 Find a way to feel better
 

 I officially hate Twitter and stopped trying to get my account back awhile back when it was hacked then suspended by mistake with no help from support etc. 

 Elon Musk is the worst for becoming ceo of Twitter. Sorry not Sorry 

 We’ve overvalued memes too hard as a society these days now. Ten years ago hawk tuah girl would have been embarrassed when you recognized her at a party or out in public. Now she’s been attached to a screenplay starring her and the costco guys. So I've heard. 

 The trip I took inside my head was INCREDIBLY OKAY last night.
That's a weird way to be saying I kinda slept okay.
Hope you slept good. 
Gmorning! 

 The one thing I never really understood was when you're watching a movie with someone using a computer or even in school is why didn't they remember to move the freaking mouse out of the way when you're trying to watch the movie they have playing. 

 When you overheard someone say something they shouldn't have https://image.nostr.build/27b97df5b43532851c8c2471739679b5ad14f717c8dd0d66531065254dc0481b.gif 

 Kettle Cooked Honey Dijon chips and Kettle Cooked Original Lays, let me soar over the rest of these two bags. 

 Why is that whenever I get a notification from Coffee Meets Bagel it's something odd but this time the notification was they may not be holding a boombox outside your window. I don't see the point of it 🤔. 

 Is it a problem when autocorrect just always assumes now that you meant to say "made" and not "mad"? 

 Everyone with a trump bumper sticker on their car looks exactly like you'd expect. 

 The powers out 

 Post by Kevin Elf Böy on VERO https://vero.co/kevinterribly/Mw6j-jnQm7Dq162tGGpwFgK9 

 Someone just walked up to me and said I like your shirt I said thanks then the two girls said you should make your own clothing and then try selling it. I said I've thought about that. 

 Someone just walked up to me and said who does your hair I said I do why then she said I wanna run my hands through it. I right 

 Someone said to me you need to make a lint roller then get an endorsement for it that would be neat. 

 Planet Earth isn't a bad show tbh 

 Life hack: Did you know the best parking spot at Target is not the one closest to the door. It’s the one closest to the shopping cart return... It's dawned on me & it's changed things. 

 “Who shit my pants!?” Is the funniest, shortest joke ever. 

 “Who shit my pants!?” Is the funniest, shortest joke ever. 

 I was having a conversation and I said “I know how the Internet works tho”

Someone had the nerve to laugh and said “oh really?” 

 This new Childish Gambino is INSANE 

 When the sound of my electric toothbrush is in the same key as the song I’m listening to 😩🙌🔥♥️ 

 I like the song and all but this is funny 😂
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8iBqgxske7/?igsh=cjJveTAycjZnc25p 

 Good morning
We are all going through this-
*gestures at everything with flapping arms*
Together,
So be a little nicer than you maybe feel like being.
*takes a deep breath*
Hi. Good to see you. Tea? 

 Ask me anything. Go. 

 Shoutout to people who haven’t felt okay lately but still get up everyday and refuse not to quit even tho they want to. You got this. 

 Don’t quit 

 Every. Damn. Day. 

 Sometimes it’s the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. 

 Time means nothing. Character sometimes does. 

 Eating Your F***ing Words 

 Haters will broadcast your failures, but whisper your success. 

 Small steps can carry you a long way. 

 You can focus on what’s tearing you apart or what’s holding you together. 

 It's clear where I'm welcome and where I'm not. So let me focus on that and cross those bridges as they come. Some come real fast. 

 who don’t give a shit about what we believe in, stand for, or argue about etc

Lead with intention & compassion
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 Lives are being lost to hate etc

When Elon Musk took over then suspended my account by mistake Twitter in particular it felt like millions of people gathering in a room like highschool, seeing who can yell hate, being a bully or express negative energy

Nobody will win this sort of a way but those
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 everyday. The world is not being made better by the impact of the things we see on social media, it’s clearly divisive & the people who don’t care seem to enjoy the impending civil destruction 

There’s very little room for conversation, empathy, compassion, education & growth
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 Life’s too short & tomorrow isn’t always guaranteed

Feeding social media w/ negative energy, logging in daily seeing things you don't wanna see 💯 negatively impacts not just your individual mental health but our generations existence

Social media doesn’t have to be your entire life tho we use it 

 Me: I could read Scott Lang Look Out For The Little Guy all day if I wanted to.

Me: *still reads the book*

Me: I couldn't write a book this good even if I tried to.