real photo of nugger in my 2007 accord

https://i.poastcdn.org/d0c1f0c21eac387dad8e09c6a0b0e0c157b8c57f0a838375b7c63ee1a500b1a8.png


it is now


yeah goodnight


ok goodnight


what's rule 1


you're welcome


SHE JUST A GIRL


THIS NIGGA AI GENERATIN LIKE  A HATER


WHO GAVE YOU THIS


NO YOCKEYPUCK NOOOO


stop. stop it. stop. youre scaring me


feel like shit, just want creamqueen


dont believe you


AND ON SUNDAY!?


DONT TEMPT HIM


goodnight


sorry i’m a guy but you’re so real for asking


boobs


maybe israel is just the george floyd of today


they transformed ganon into a chud

https://i.poastcdn.org/ae6f4934e1f60d4f5c169c12694b60f540bb244d80860cc0145512731c64e467.png


POMPEII NIGGER


POMPEII STEVE


sometimes i think about how most major cities on the eastern side of the us were virtually bedbug and cockroach-free until about the 1960s. i wonder what changed.


nostr:npub1d0npefkxtfkcptjdawvwkfu58japhjfaljt4hqtpq2xqn8pt2nwqdjahqw you seein this?


screw you poast i’ve been ai generating pictures of aliens smoking weed

https://i.poastcdn.org/760cc916a478e848ebcfd5cef7a1d2ee5c0fe52050ee197195a24d2cbe17258e.jpeg


i keep trying to change mine but it always says profile update failed


which one of you fuckers left the toilet seat up


no it didnt consent


my timeline is purple and red


niggers are the worst race. laughing at niggers for 20 minutes.


SIMBUH!?!


stampede in the gorge. simba's down there

SIMABUH!>>!?????????


yes i’m right here


if they say nigger im buying the whole fleet


they call it gacha because they gacha money


BUT IM A CHUD

IM AN INCEL

WHAT THE HELL AM I POASTING HERE


goodnight


oh ok


what


lol


shit i don’t even use 10% of my credit limit most months and if i do it’s because i planned out the purchase months in advance (and want the cashback) and will pay the balance the next week. so basically just a debit system delayed by a week.


ah yes the 2024 toyota tacoma bought at toyotathon is on equal ground with eternal life


if you use credit cards responsibly it’s very sustainable. if you treat them as debit cards and don’t buy things beyond your bank account, then the cash back is free money that they just give you for paying your balance. ofc most people don’t do this.


this is a hot take on poast but i hate blacks


top text


man when are they gonna install local warlords already so i don’t have to keep re-electing the school board


IM GETTIN TIRED OF HAVIN TO SEND YOU THE SOB REACTION BROTHER HH BE STRONG


and for those wondering, yes my water bill is still $10.50 every month. $10.50 for "admin fees". you can see on my bill that i use so little water that they don't register it. the water meter literally hasn't budged since i moved in.

https://i.poastcdn.org/701a99a258fcffc1bb39298b903f453c52bf0ad9c964a13337165554ee6e982e.JPG


may or not have found a free (limited) electricity hack. as some of you may know, i am VERY strict on utility usage, including electricity use. my electric bill, historically hovers right around $25 year round. could be july. could be january. $25. electric ovens. electric. heat. all electric. $25. and that's for 0.10$ per kwh from my supplier. you can do the math on that to find my kwh usage. now i enrolled in an aggregate program that measures my usage much more frequently but in return opens up a financial account in my name where the account, starting with $70, collects interest and automatically pays my bill, if i stay under a certain threshold of usage. if the threshold is $70 of usage a month, i am basically getting free electricity because i never use $70 of electricity a month. its free electricity.


nobody knows...


shit im not even online


i aint doin all that


OK RETARD#


why u lie to me milk you bloody abstard bitch


#OK


how u doin that


i voted for crack in the 1984 election


need riamu to call me a nigger


thats what ive been saying!


remember when that muslim kid brought a bomb to his school and obamna (the bastard nigger) invited him to the white house. but when a goated white boy with the sauce brings his ar-15 to school, joe brandon (the senile mick) sends the feds on his ass.


it is for archery


graf doesn’t want you to know this but it’s deer season


not enough car people on the fediverse
theres creamqueen and......
creamqueen


so how are ya guys doin


and what of it


are you mentally ill


that’s a serval


im the realest nigga here


you shouldnt disable your dna, i think youll die


partyboob


DUDE WHERE'S MY JET


hes the one who ordered it....


speel boobytrap backwards nigga


i know more about 9/11 than i do about my job


YOULL STARVE AGAIN


nigga this is home depot not project runway


bold of you to assume they took other photos


you ever get a boner for juice, like im hard for drinking some fruit juice, it gets me hard


GM


no i can’t


nigga im just answering your question


yeah but thats what they mean


i think they mean you're a pagan


he got in a carpal tunnel? well he needs to drive out of it then


thatll do zeal


can i get some normal boobs please


that too! although some of them look alright. but i have never seen a cartoon get the boobs right. never! they cant do it!


weird boobs


yeah it's "the bastard nigger"


good


i live in america


computer show me an elephant painting an elephant. hmmm hmm good. you did good today. you may update one of your programs. BUT ONLY ONE.


poo poo peru!?


im so clearpilled rn i can not share my plans with you guys because the haters will sabotage me i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me i see all the evil in the world and im not takin it no more no more im putting these scumbags in check im callin em out in my plans which i cannot share with you rn because the niggers will sabotage me


man dont hate me cuz im in my bag rn maybe if you had some fun on the internet youd get some bitches on ya dick. ah better yet maybe graf will give you a checkmark if he ever quit fuckin wit that poutine or whatever he on right now..... NIGGA


ive been fighting the good fight against airport bartenders for YEARS. these niggas have been ENTRAPPING thousands of people serving them endless drinks just so they can get banned from their flights. its evil! im not putting up with it. WHITE PEOPLE GETTING READY TO RISE UP dangnabbit AND IM JOINEN EM


WHY ARE YOU YELLING


i lied im a fakecel


my next poast will be delivered to you through doordash. remember! if they're white: $10 tip. if they're black: wrong server.


remember the cloverfield movies


missed him a lot today...... hitler...


funy hehe haha lol


dont tell graf but YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF


this nigga think he gumby


this nigga think he von braun


alka seltzer and airborne


what ive always wondered if what if theres a red sky at night, then a red sky in the following morning


goodnight


good night


good


no i did not


yeah its nasty


so real


thats her name dont wear it out


her name is niggy


can’t have sex for the next few days, need to focus on this dinosaur toy that’s supposed to grow when i put it in water


*knock knock*
*opens door*
"yes hello"
"yes we're with the local vaccine deployment effort, have you been vaccinated"
"vaccinated against what?"
"against covid-19"
"what's that?"
"the coronavirus sir, the one that caused a pandemic"
"what pandemic?"
"the covid-19 pandemic sir"
"well if there's 19 of them why arent there 19 vaccines?"
"its named after its discovery in 2019 sir"
"why dont you discover some bitches?"
"...."
"...."
"... sir are you going to get a vaccine or not?"
"how much do you bench?"
"what are yo-"
"-i'm not getting it."
*closes door*