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 Volatility is back on the menu.
#bitcoin 
 What is an amount of sats that can make you smile right now? 

Reply with an invoice 🧾 #nostr 
 Not expecting this to be filled. But last month has been brutal and 1M satoshi's would cover a lot of unexpected expenses that killed my bank account.

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 Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that. 
 I'm the real Satoshi. Just trust me bruh! 
 This sums up how I feel about #bitcoin this morning.
Hope you are having a wonderful day!
https://youtu.be/IwLSrNu1ppI 
 I don't know what the Fed is cooking, but it definitely doesn't smell good!
#bitcoin 
 Thanks for the Zaps! 
 Proof of reserves or it didn't happen!
#bitcoin 
 It's like we're all playing a game of Monopoly and have reached that point where we grab the board and flip it across the room in a rage quit.
#bitcoin 
 So, I just need to buy one pizza and just infinite divide it for nourishment.
#bitcoin 
 There is now less than a day left for my $74K #bitcoin prediction to come true and I’m starting... 
 I'll follow just to see you win! 
 I keep reaching my #bitcoin stack goal. But it always feels like it's never enough. I've sold my stuff, car, side hustles galore. Is it mental illness at this point? Will I be doing this forever Laura? Laura, are you real? 
 Five minutes late, you'll get fired. You could be dead at your desk for four days and nobody will notice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFCmNeTgdrs 
 They keep telling me. "Sell your #bitcoin, the price is going to crash and you're going to regret it."

I can't even hide the disgust gaze from my face anymore. I'd rather lose friends, than sell my bitcoin. Anyone else felt this way? 
 After the great sniffle I started working remotely and never looked back. So I decided that tomorrow I will go sell my car and stack more sats. Starting to embrace a low time preference lifestyle. #bitcoin 
 For the first time ever, I just paid my rent with #bitcoin. Thanks to Strike for making the receiving end a cinch. 
 I was looking at the US Debt Clock. Interest on Debt has surpassed the Defense budget.

This is definitely going to be financial advice! Buy more #bitcoin!! 
 You're going to want to learn about #bitcoin on your own. Or the crisis is going to force you. 
 This is a perfect time to consolidate your #bitcoin utxo's. Mempool has cheap transaction fees. 
 I wanted cheap sats. I bought cheap sats. Is this my new addiction?
#bitcoin 
 Felt like adding more #bitcoin to my strategic reserve. 
 Based on what I heard today the only #bitcoin(er) running for President is RFK Jr. I have to vote for team Orange. Trump already had 4 years to Make America Great. I know I'll be put at small table this Thanksgiving. But I still love you my fellow plebs. 
 Watching #Bitcoin 2024 conference. Wondering why Bitwise got cut off while they were about to spit fire... 
 #bitcoin 
 Is it normal to feel scared when you tell immigration you are in their country for a #bitcoin con... 
 I'm shitting my pants for you. 
 I just watched dumb money the other day. Feels like I'm watching part two in real life. 
 are you one in twenty one million? 
 i’m fluent in zapanese 
 No, no, no... excuse me :) 
 #WhereIsTheGold 
 This is the only indicator I need to know the economy is in complete shambles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4q76idcpM
#bitcoin #EndTheFed 
 #Bitcoin just passed the Market Cap of Silver. 
 The #coinbase circuit breaker just hit! Take you #bitcoin off exchanges.

https://downdetector.com/status/coinbase/ 
 Family members keep asking when I'm going to sell some of my #bitcoin. They don't believe I'll be holding it forever. They also ask... Why do you keep calling me Laura? 
 Past performance is no guarantee of future results. But take a look at this #bitcoin chart. This shows new all time high could be $732,029.60

Of course it's speculation, but boy one can dream.

https://charts.bitbo.io/cycle-repeat/ 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwsNnxxnNQ&list=OLAK5uy_mU2h9JL4Z1AjaYa-iUKImt6lQKuY11-XE&ab_channel=YourAlbinoShadow-Topic

https://strike.me/oliver2k/ 
 Nah, I'm a humble pled stacking sats. 
 Yes, it is. Go work! 
 "Israel prepares to send tanks and troops into Gaza"
#bitcoin 
 Opti's Friday Meme Review. 🔥🔥🔥 @opti 
#bitcoin 
 I'm really into Liquid Network and Lightning these days to stack sats. Then transfer out to multi-sig cold storage is goin up forever Laura after 0.01 BTC has been accumulated. Rinse and repeat.
#bitcoin 
 Hope my drop in the bucket can help the cause. I run a few full #bitcoin nodes geographically dispersed. Also, Solo/Lottery mine. Shout out to Bitaxe, and Public Pool.

This video from the person that orange pilled me makes me not worry too much. People want to spam the network, its going to cost them in the long run. Incentives will sort it all out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncPyMUfNyVM 
 Vanguard 🤣
#bitcoin 
 Gary is clearly doesn’t know about Nostr 
 British HODL three step program has been doing wonders for me. I'm about to do a little more of step 1, and a lot more of step 2. If you know, you know. 
 Look at them trying to close those fiat ramps. Gotta keep them thinking you want to sell it. When it's time, you won't be selling bitcoin. You'll be paying with #bitcoin. 
 To all a good night! 
 You wanted a discount? Here's your discount! For a limited time. 
 ...then you win. 
 Elizabeth Warren should focus on stopping all that corruption in the fiat system. How are you going to regulate something you don't fully understand. Unless, you have bigger incentives motivating your actions. Time to unplug these people from the money printing machine, and make them get real jobs. 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lAEU6QzpPM

I like that older fella he knows what's up! That younger fella, you can see the lizard eyes coming out.

Dear Jamie, I will never stop stacking sats. Deal with it bitch! 
 Just when I thought I ran out of dry powder to buy more #bitcoin. I received a debit card with some cash back from when I switched carriers. I'm the happiest pleb right now. 
 This is what I see when I think about the halving.
https://youtu.be/EKEavnS10HI   
 ...and then they fight you. 
 I come from a time when a $60,000 #Bitcoin was laughable. Now, I hear it might hit $1 million days before an ETF. While uncertain, I don't find it impossible for Bitcoin to reach $1 million. 
 Empower your financial well-being by taking control of your money. Just as bankers thrive with custody, so can you. Own your financial destiny! 💼💰 
 That mempool... trying to send a #bitcoin transaction.
https://i.gifer.com/CDgx.gif 
 The amount of taxation, without representation is too damn high!