me stuck in a conversation with normies in 2024

normie 1: did you get tested?

normie 2: i got tested twice and both times were negative. i don't think i have covid. it's probably just some other type of sickness.

me: *silent trying not to cringe* 

 #zapathon 

 Reply guys. 

 My butt hurts. 

 Normies. 

 It's 2024 and they're still rambling about blockchain technology. 

 It's fuckin leg day. 

 I'm too old for this shit.