BREAKING INTO YOUR FEED WITH THE #CORNSTR MEGA MIX!!!

$BOOST THIS SHIT AND FILL EVERYONE'S FEED WITH MOAR #CORNSTR!!!

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ALL CREATORS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE ZAP SPLIT FOR THIS NOTE SO YOU CAN ZAP THEM

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If you made it this far without your client crashing, congratulations!


I've used this. It worked pretty well. Hosted on #Start9 as well.


Oh my goodness!! He's so fluffy! Having serious regrets about wrapping this up for the kid. Maybe I'll put my name on it... nostr:npub1clfjjuhrnr2dyrxknvdgg5v4dnq55t5svkk34r76rpwzqf5cjdas7rk28k  #littlehodler #bitcoin #brrr

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Exploit Protection Compatibility Mode is designed to allow apps that have memory related issues picked up by our hardening to run:

The exploit protection compatibility mode toggle will:

Switch from hardened_malloc to Android's standard allocator (Scudo
)
Reduce address space size from 48 bit to Android's standard 39 bit

Disable memory tagging, unless the app has opted-in to it (only on compatible devices)

Allow native debugging (ptrace) access

All of these changes apply only to the selected app and can be toggled separately.


I ditched some free relays and lost a lot of "FirstName LastName" followers. They need to do a purge on those relays. Some assholes are just using them to build spam/surveillance botnets.


Gm #cornstr 🌽

I’ve been slaving away at the prompts for an ungodly long time trying to achieve an epic vision.

This is probably the closest i’ve gotten. It’s a little too complex i guess 🥵 https://image.nostr.build/116422cb1e1d01749ccadb17ef48c3b9394775249e352ef1f098154d670dd5eb.jpg


nostr:npub1gd3h5vg6zhcuy5a46crh32m4gjkx8xugu95wwgj2jqx55sfgxxpst7cn8c  would have to give you the fine details. I believe the point is to protect you from attacks involving memory. This is what it looks like in settings. GrapheneOS only, as far as I know.

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Orbot is installed alongside Amethyst, then connected within the app. I tried switching EPCM on Amethyst rather than Orbot because things like SimpleX were still working fine. It seemed confined to Amethyst. So far switching that on and off has fixed it. I almost literally just jiggled the handle.


Today I'm launching Flare, a video sharing site built on Nostr! 🎉

Like YouTube, Flare lets you upload, view, comment, and like videos from your favorite creators. BUT unlike YouTube, we can't strike, shadow-ban, or demonetize you just because we disagree 🤗

Since Flare is built on Nostr, you are free to serve your content from anywhere and consume content from any kind 34235 client you'd like.

Check it out at https://www.flare.pub/ 🔥
https://v.nostr.build/VygA.mp4


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Just ran into a weird issue the past couple of days. I suddenly couldn't get Amethyst to connect with my Start9 relay using Orbot. It finally took turning on Exploit Protection Compatibility Mode in GrapheneOS to fix it. I switched EPCM back off and it's still connecting just fine. Haven't had an issue since. I have no idea WTF would've caused any of that, but knowledge is power, so now you know.


$30 makes the bag lighter.


Okay hold off on the jpegs for about 20 minutes so my kid can have sats for Christmas.


Saw this one the other day. Smoked the whole channel. Deez feez are brutal.

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🎼🎶🎹🎹  Well, I’ve got a woman / Way over town / That Graphenes with me oh, yeah  🎵🎶🎹🎹


I was trying to put my finger on exactly what vibe I'm getting. Yep. It's GeoCities.


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#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 821,562 🤙💜


That's a lot of yuck faces.

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I am going to start doing some mining here in the next few months.

I want to do some solo mining but also contribute to a pool.

Does anyone have some resources they can share? Where should I begin?

I’ll obviously zap for some good info cause your time ain’t free.

#asknostr


I bought my kid a #SATSCARD for Christmas.

He might be getting it empty at this rate.


No problemo. I'm good at breaking stuff. I loaded that page in Tor browser and it worked, but only after a few cloudflare captchas.

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Damn it never mind. It was Tor again. I forget Orbot is running...but, I was unable to zap when using Tor, if that's of any use to you.


It's a no-go for me. Amethyst on Android.

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WE ARE REGULAR PARTYING PEOPLE FELLOW HUMANS. COME AND PARTY THE MONEY WITH US.


I was joking, too. 😂

If you ever need help from me, you need to get to a hospital for an MRI.


As an everyday pleb user, I see a payment channel as the equivalent of topping up a custodial wallet. Send BTC, lightning becomes available to spend, done. Except about 843 things that I don't understand or even know about can go wrong in that process and my sats are gone. I'm running a node, doing self-custody, etc., but I know that I'm one power blip away from losing those sats.

So yeah, I think I agree with you.


Hey, let me know if you still need help with those relay things.


BLINK TWICE IF THE FEDS ARE THERE


Ouch. 🤕

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Spicy grandma is best grandma. He's missing out.


That's advanced technique for true professionals only.


I have major distrust for anyone grabbing a steering wheel, at the top, palm up, from the inside.

This just violates the intent of everything a steering wheel was meant to be.


I feel this way, but it's not what they say that gets me there. It's the zipping through parking lots while livestreaming on their phone.


Double your chances with the Tiny S19 case!

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6092565


Ah I see now. Thought somebody did a new phone and got excited.


What's that last one? The dumbphone.


Should also be noted SMS with or without RCS should still be considered a legacy communication method and only used where necessary.

Legacy calls and texts should be avoided as they're not secure and trust the carrier / network along with having weak security against other parties.

Our recommendation is still to get as many of your contacts as possible to use Signal or other non-carrier-based communication apps using the signal protocol/secure E2EE encryption. It is why we don't give the stock AOSP Messeging app much attention to encourage people away from using it.


nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx I LISTENED TO YOUR PODCAST AND I HAVE SOME CONCERNS RE: MINING. I WILL STATE THEM QUIETLY, THOUGH.

I'm playing devil's advocate for the normie bitcoin adopter here, so bear with me. If mining and node-running is good for Bitcoin, and I need to do it, what is my incentive? If I lottery mine on an $1100 8-ish TH node/miner, I will likely never get any sats or fiat. If I join a pool, I may get paid, but now I'm part of the problem. So I'm supposed to pay in fiat for the hardware, pay in fiat for the electricity, and never see a fiat return or trade the energy for sats. The normie bitcoiner then says GTFO, this is stupid, I'll just keep it all on the exchange or take my pants off for zaps.

How are we going to talk 10 million people into doing this? "For the good of the network" doesn't mean anything to someone who thinks Bitcoin comes from Coinbase. Lightning payouts will help, but who's doing that right now with no KYC, etc.? I do think the node/miner combo is the way, but only if the buyer sees KYC-free sats trickling in regularly. Bitaxe is another good entry point, but we're still basically selling a $150 donation to the network. That's a lot of buts.


nostr:npub1gd3h5vg6zhcuy5a46crh32m4gjkx8xugu95wwgj2jqx55sfgxxpst7cn8c Not a problem for y'all, correct?


LOL no.


#Nostr is the #WhoIsJohnGalt of social media.


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#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 820,830 🤙💜


#asknostr
What would make #nerdminer hash rate shoot up to 700 KH/s?
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In other news, the T-Display S3 in this one rides at about 80 KH/s all day, which is way better than expected.


I'd never be able to tell if it was leet haxorz or just Windows 11 trying to install itself.


Not with that attitude.


An interesting thing has happened to me now that I'm playing with self-hosting various things at home.

Every single time something runs slowly, I am absolutely POSITIVE that I've been pwned and am now part of a botnet or a terrorist organization.


This is definitely related to Orbot/Tor. I can consistently get no zap and no notification with auto exit node configured in Orbot.

If I force exit node to a country like US or Canada, I get no zap and a notification that I'm unable to complete the payment.

If I disconnect Orbot in Amethyst I get a good zap and the indication that it's done, as expected.

I use Orbot because my private relay is on Start9 and has .onion address.


If people don't believe this, they only have to look at the behavior of doctors circa 2021.


If you mean making, as in from scratch, yeah. I can't begin to get my head around that. Just using a wallet and not losing everything is my measure of success.


Cool, I'll watch for the update. In the meantime, I'll try to get something useful and reproduceable for you guys.


💪💪 #55KHISPLENTY


Zapped you now after disconnecting from Orbot and it went through. I also see the indicator and the amount zapped on your post. On Orbot, just this:

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Sometimes killing Orbot fixes it, sometimes not. Very hard to nail down.


Public zaps


I'm sending your test note some test zaps signed by Amber. 🤑 It's the only thing that doesn't work seamlessly for me.

I've been fighting this off and on. They're going through now, but it doesn't look like it on my end. I have nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm Nostr wallet connect set up and the event pops up in #Amber for signing, but the animation hangs about 75% around and then disappears. At one point it was opening up an invoice in nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 to pay, then randomly quit that. It's so random I can't even troubleshoot it. nostr:npub1w4uswmv6lu9yel005l3qgheysmr7tk9uvwluddznju3nuxalevvs2d0jr5 nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z any ideas what I might be doing wrong?


When regular people install a Nostr client on their phone, the first question is, "Now what do I do?"

I think this is why they try it and fade away. There's no connection and their notes just go off into the void. A tree fell in the woods and nobody was there to hear it.

Case in point...let's see if nostr:npub1nlpwaex0je8mnmrkk8svkjf4hyga827pkdnxpmfft4xtajqfjw5s46pfsz shows up.


I phased out for a few years, so pardon my ignorance...but if I understand this correctly, web3 is like web2 but with shitcoins?


126 what do I win?


We are now running a free SearXNG Search Engine front end for your convenience:

searx.simplifiedprivacy.com

This acts as an open source proxy for your searches to a mix of search engines to guarantee no logs or browser fingerprinting.  If you forget the URL, it's on the Resources tab on our website.  Share this so others can benefit.  Remember, anonymity loves company.


And no actual fire anywhere near the place. Just racks of crock pots.


That's my new favorite meat. Totally underappreciated.


The Love Penis

Penis Rides Again

Penis Goes to Monte Carlo

Penis Goes Bananas

Penis: Fully Loaded


I don't know if it's the one you're talking about, but I wish you'd do the new Mission Impossible. Yuck. Then do Valerian. That could've been great.


Aaaaaaaannnnd.....I just found my food in the microwave that I heated up 3 hours ago. The struggle is real.


Shit. Pretty sure I have ADHD.


Printing the case for my kid's #nerdminer Christmas present.

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I don't think so. All users who have a fingerprint enrolled can see the secure partition. Any of (I think) 10 fingerprints gets you access to the secure side. They can be 10 different people. The only elevated privilege for admin is the fingerprint add. It's very simple. I'd bet it's hackable, but that's way out of my league.


I just got one of these Lexar F35 drives. It was about 30 bucks. It might do what you need. Some things:

- It does require Windows to set up, unless someone smarter than me can make it work in Wine. The app seems simple.
- Fingerprint programming is easy and fast.
- Users get assigned roles as admin or "other users." Admin can add and remove users. All get access to secured partition.
- The app lets you choose the size of the secured partition. I got a 64GB drive and it will partition all of it secure if you want.
- It unlocks the secure partition on Windows and Linux.
- I could NOT get it to unlock secured on Android phone (Pixel 8). Tried external powered hub, also.
- I abused it a little by yanking it during write, startup, etc. and it didn't lose anything.

If you want me to try anything else, let me know.


Found this in the yard.

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Ah I see. I didn't realize it was that formal. Dang, biometrics is the way, then. Back to square one.


I keep thinking about this. You said the restoration device would be left with trusted friend(s). So let the friend do the verification. Two keys needed to restore the account. Perhaps two TOTP codes, generated by two yubikeys. The friend won't give their TOTP out if it's not the owner of the account. TOTP lets them verify the person remotely if needed. The account owner goes for their stashed key, friend gives it to them, owner TOTP goes in, friend TOTP goes in, account restored. Tie all these various codes to the account during initial setup.


I just ordered the Chillum for my kid to try. He's been in youth size Altra Lone Peaks, but they quit making them. Zero-drop kids shoes are tough to find.


Me, halfway to work when the battery runs out.


Oh I meant the USB drive. The phone doesn't need to show anything other than "Restore?"


I may get one to play with. Needs Windows for setup, though. 😢


Is PIN entry not an option? Couple of buttons could be cheaper than biometrics.


Other than the price, it ticks all the boxes. 100 bucks is prohibitive, especially if you need multiple backups.


Cool, good to know. I know what to watch out for now.


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z  If I send a note and lose network connection for some reason, will the note broadcast automatically when the connection is restored?

I was seeing a note in #Amethyst but not in a web client. Selecting "Broadcast" manually in the app sent it right through. So do I have a setting to change, or is this supposed to be a manual event.

I know now to watch for the relays to appear next to the note. Took it for granted that I was connected before. Learning has occurred.


Excellent, thanks! Some notes have disappeared into the ether...


Checking some things here...I got a zap loaded for the first person to reply with a screen cap of my profile page showing the first couple of posts. #plebchain


Check out my sweet meme.

https://image.nostr.build/55e3f2c31af521d0b5fcd947c7365651db69845aecde0a677a05e2e57861a19c.jpg


I like cigars and wanted to play with badges lol


RIP Jean Knight


Y'all done gone and let this old man pick the songs.


Build a bigass tricopter from scratch. They fly all pretty and swoopy and you can bypass the DJI spy crap. Strap a little action cam to it and go crazy.


This #Thanksgiving, I am thankful for minicows.

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I just tried it and didn't see any option to use Amber. Works perfectly on #amethyst though.

nostr:npub1w4uswmv6lu9yel005l3qgheysmr7tk9uvwluddznju3nuxalevvs2d0jr5


They're using mastodon.social, unfortunately.


Same. I'm using #Orbot and zaps don't work. If I disconnect briefly, it goes right through.


LOL good enough for me. My body is ready.


nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8

How is #COLDCARD Q coming?


Disconnecting from Orbot/Tor fixed it. I didn't know that was a thing that could be a problem.


Having trouble getting zaps to go to nostr:npub1nlpwaex0je8mnmrkk8svkjf4hyga827pkdnxpmfft4xtajqfjw5s46pfsz here. Any suggestions?  #plebchain


You can have some sats, too.


#Orangepilled and #purplepilled my tobacconist. I set him up with #Amethyst and a 10k #lightning zap. Show him some love. #oneofus #grownostr #bitcoin #cigarstr #cigarchain

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We're excited to share what we've been working on - the TrueVote app in action!

TrueVote is not just an app; it's a commitment to transparency. Built on Bitcoin, Opentimestamps, and Nostr, our open-source platform ensures tamper-proof ballot data. No smoke and mirrors, just verifiable election integrity of every ballot, every vote.

TrueVote solves two fundamental problems in elections:

1. Ballot verification: With TrueVote, you can verify your vote was counted, eliminating the uncertainty that plagues traditional voting methods.

2. Convenience: TrueVote brings voting to your fingertips, eliminating the inconvenience of polling places and mail-in ballots. Voting should be as convenient as the rest of our digital lives.

We believe in openness, which is why our tech stack is entirely open-source. Transparency isn't just a feature; it's a virtue. We're empowering voters with unprecedented visibility into the voting process.

Ballot data is validated using Opentimestamps hashing on Bitcoin. No "token" needed. No "new crypto coin" needed. Bitcoin and Bitcoin only.

And now, TrueVote uses Nostr, an innovative decentralized and open-source communications protocol, for secure authentication.

Technology (bitcoin) has made it possible to separate money and state, and it is time to decouple the state from the election process to ensure election integrity.

It's time we vote on our phones!

#TrueVote #ElectionIntegrity #ElectionTransparency

https://twitter.com/morrisonbrett/status/1726618612633591902https://m.primal.net/HQmk.mp4


Decisions based on feelings.


Cutting sugar. Went from 100+ grams a day to near zero most of the time. I became a different human being physically and mentally.


She's gonna get banned from youtube like nostr:npub108pv4cg5ag52nq082kd5leu9ffrn2gdg6g4xdwatn73y36uzplmq9uyev6


Ideally:
Quality >>> Quantity

Why?
Quality is more sustainable. If you go for quantity and ignore quality, you will make shitty things. These shitty things won't be durable, won't worth that much, and will go broke quite soon. If something is unusable it is called trash. This means going for quantity just generates trash, and burns human time (something you can never get more of) for something that does not make sense. But in such a World, who would buy shit, right?

Now in a world, where currency depreciates in value, you are incentivized to spend it early to use your money for full of its potential. Manufacturers are incentivized to sell more to keep their earnings up because they might not be able raise the prices of their old stuff. This means they are incentivized to work for quantity. This means they don't have time to make products have a certain quality. So it leads to quantity over quality, which will result in trash.

Working for trash results in overusing the resources of the Earth in a way, that it is unsustainable.

What happens then?

Enter 2023...

#plebchain #grownostr #coffeechain


So many young people I run across have no idea what #bitcoin is, much less how to get it or use it. They literally will not take it for free.

That's all I need to see to know I better #stacksats at every opportunity.


I had big plans for setting up my new #StartOS server today. I picked up an HP EliteDesk 800 G2 for 80 bucks and got a 2TB SSD for it. Bootable USB flashed and ready to roll. UPS is here and plugged in. Backup made from the old laptop server.

All I need is a little electricity to run the damn thing.


Add some ELI5 suggestions for the unwashed (like me).


Power's out #coffeechain time to brew outside.

https://i.nostr.build/neq3.jpg


I guess that's there, too, but there's a dog in the way.


They also shot one of their own crew by mistake.


Thanks, I'll look at that.


I got more #dogstr right here. There's some #crochetstr and #yarnstr going on in the background as a bonus.

https://i.nostr.build/memK.jpg


Not sure if this has been talked about or done already, but is it possible to have multi-sig #Nostr events?

I'm picturing something like corporate media accounts where one person doesn't have complete control over posts, follows, blocks, etc.

nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z
nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6


Somebody wants attention. #dogstr

https://i.nostr.build/DPMR.jpg


How does this scale if you, for example, follow 1000 people and they all self-host their own relay?


It's a great book. All of them are, really. I also like that paying with #bitcoin gets you a discount.


Pick up a copy of Matthew Lysiak's #FiatFood from nostr:npub1gdu7w6l6w65qhrdeaf6eyywepwe7v7ezqtugsrxy7hl7ypjsvxksd76nak and you'll never look at food the same way again. You'll also trust the government even less, and that's saying something.

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Just #orangepilled two of the baristas at the local #coffee shop. Y'all know what to do. #coffeechain #bitcoin #lightning #grownostr

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"Bacon"


nostr:npub1gdu7w6l6w65qhrdeaf6eyywepwe7v7ezqtugsrxy7hl7ypjsvxksd76nak Is it feasible to send mass mail without the external links on the images? The email updates are kind of lackluster for us Proton users.

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Good morning, #Nostr peoples and #coffeechain. Brewing in the Kalita and camping at the lake today.

I've had worse mornings.

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Seriously, this is a powerful tool. I've done it a few times now, and it's worked very well. I find myself managing a few phones, so this lets me work on a couple at once.


That's all any of us want in life, really.


Searching for notes tagged with Houston and I get a steady stream of every Mastodon fear-mongering, MSM-reposting, basement-dwelling hugbox instance, rather than meetups, etc.

Mostr.pub in this particular case is messing with s/n ratio. What's the best way to regulate that?


My god man what kind of coffee are you drinking that it needs milk that bad?


Roasting some #coffee from Costa Rica today. Gonna be brewing this right off the roast because the coffee bucket runneth dry. #coffeechain

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Grabbed a box of the latest Tatuaje Monster series #cigar today. They're always named for a horror movie character and only released at Halloween. The boxes are always a cool design, and the originals are highly sought-after by collectors. This re-release gives people a chance to try them without paying an arm and a leg.

#cigarstr

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This was supposed to be a #nostrich buying #coffee but I'll settle for purple nightmares.

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Learning curve of a third grader on generating AI prompts for the first time. After he got the hang of it, he went for a Spider-Man Noir thing. Fun was had by all.

I'm a little jealous. My best result was presidential toilet sushi humor.

diffusion.to

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Swung for the fence on that last one and it paid off. I cropped out the weird extra arm/leg/coat thing.

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nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 no issues at all. Used Brave on Linux, bought credits using Alby extension, tried different models, etc. Smooth sailing all the way.


#nostrich #coffeechain

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It's the warrior #nostrich

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This is a little more what I had in mind. Changed from fantasy animated to dream reality.

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I don't even know how this happened.

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Playing with diffusion.to at minimum settings.

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BRB generating some Biden wasabi pron.


I tried to recreate the magic and it's just...gone.

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What's the minimum payment on 32 million million dollars I wonder?


Literally went 15 years without a bad sandisk product, then 4 crap out in the last 2 years. A buddy working with big corporate data storage suggested Samsung, and that's been fine so far.


Ah okay, that makes sense then. Worth it. Excellent job. I'll let my third grader come up with some tomorrow. If he can't break something, nobody can.


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Dis gon be gud y'all.

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Aaaaaaaannnd I'm spent. GN people of #Nostr.


Today's new thing: using diffusion.to by nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 to generate beautiful images of Trump eating hot wasabi. I think I've reached peak internet here.

Learning has occurred.

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Uh oh, going back to the page reloaded something and it burned 4 credits.


I like the first one. Buying more credits worked fine, also.

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I thought it was beautiful.


Works like a charm. That's actually the first time I've ever used an image generator.

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Understood. I have a similar application in mind, so I think we're after the same thing.


Sorry, no. I'm still noobing my way through it. I just installed it myself. I'll throw you a bone if I can get it working on an external drive, though.


Is this what you're looking for?

https://marketplace.start9.com/marketplace/filebrowser


Definitely.


To celebrate our node's 100th channel, we are giving anyone who boosts this note ⚡500 sats⚡

Our budget for this celebration is 100,000 #sats but that could be increased.

So get your thumbs (and wallets) ready to boost!
------------------------
And now a little about our #node nostr:npub1l0ans4w4psmcv6hsqjz2v3mxszhputlsfn4emkynv3jlwrfez59s35q0ug

Number of channels: 100
Current capacity: 7.54 #BTC
Terminal Web score: #623

We offer a 1 million sat capacity channel for free for 90 days.

We can also provide you with virtually any capacity for a whole year (for a fee). Get enough routing traffic on this channel and we'll renew it for one more year absolutely FREE!

We offer the lowest prices anywhere, check for yourself:

1m channel: FREE for 90 days
2m channel: 8k sats/year
3m channel: 9k sats/year
4m channel: 10k sats/year
5m channel: 15k sats/year
6m channel: 20k sats/year
7m channel: 25k sats/year
8m channel: 30k sats/year
9m channel: 35k sats/year
10m channel: 50k sats/year
Larger than 10m channel? Please DM us.

Compare our prices to places like LNBig and Coinconcept, among others, who only provide channels for 30 days.

We're here for you so DM us at anytime. Or if you prefer, you can find us on the Telegram app (user: @LNServer)

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Don't forget the kids' bedroom. Lots of intel to be gathered there.


Well hell, I'll look at that. Guess I'm spending some XMR.


Agreed, and that's why I'm holding it. I have some very good no-KYC options for BTC. Not so much for XMR.


Yeah. Coinjoin and Lightning and the fact that WAY more people will take BTC for daily use stuff made me shift away from Monero. I hold some still, but I'm using and learning a lot more with BTC in hot wallets. I also never once converted a non-crypto person to XMR, but plenty are willing to try a Lightning wallet.


Never mind. Delayed reaction. Guess it's on my end.


I can't zap you using Amethyst and Tor. Works for other people.


Question: Do any of them offer actual privacy or refusal to feds if you don't run your own server, node, etc.? Which is better for a pleb with no self-hosting?


I just watched the Line Goes Up video for the first time. I don't know that guy, but he smacks of someone who bought at 50k and sold at 3500 because he was trying to get rich.

He seems to care about protecting stupid people from themselves rather than teaching them and letting them experience consequences.

He talks about everything in terms of fiat and acquiring or losing that fiat.

He mentions equity as if it's unfair that 1-dimensional people will face consequences for being 1-dimensional.

He completely leaves out counterarguments to points like many-hour transaction times and high transaction fees.

Then there's the irony of talking about scams and sellouts while he (most likely) gets paid out the ass by screwgle for the 13M views he sucked in with 2 hours of all I never wanted to know about NFTs.

OR he's doing some devil's advocate thing and I missed the point entirely.


Twitter just seems so anti-everything-we-should-stand-for that I can't bring myself to participate. I'm not getting a paycheck from it, either, though.

My small contribution is to zap, not like. I hope it adds up and turns into beer for somebody.


GM #coffeechain, time for a taste of this Guatemala from the roasting last night. The bubbles are from CO2 being released. Freshly-roasted coffee should do this.

Home's a nice place to be this morning. Coffee brewing, wife cooking breakfast, kid playing. Not bad at all.

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Thanks for the heads-up. Changing from admin to hunter2 now. Take that hackers!


If you ever wondered what a "crack" was in #coffee roasting, it's basically like what happens to popcorn. This is what first crack sounds like. The roaster drum noise is pretty loud, but the crack is much louder. Second crack is lighter, like Rice Krispies, and you don't usually hear it until you get a darker roast going. This is some Guatemala I'm roasting for tomorrow. #coffeechain

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I've been getting some big 2017 vibes. Saw someone shilling Tron the other day. Also, the talk about the performance of various shitcoins as if they aren't tied to BTC 99.9% of the time. It's very nostalgic.

I locked up the wallets and stopped reading about crypto for 5 years. Got interested again with Lightning and Nostr. Now I'm wondering, did the bullshit and shitcoin peddling ever stop while I was away?


World-class bullshit experts, maybe.


Forward deez zaps.


New thing for today: Generating BIP-85 seeds with #COLDCARD for multiple #BTC wallets and #Nostr nsec. This is VERY cool. Goes way, way beyond a signing device.

Learning has occurred.


And don't give control of them to someone else. Not your keys, not your kids.


Looks like I'm using 12 relays. 3 of those are paid, 1 is private. I used whatever the defaults are in Amethyst, paid for ones I see certain people on, and fired up a private one just to learn how.

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My DCA strategy is working pretty well. I'm down to about $3.19 for a gallon of gas.


Crap, I thought the functionality was similar. With how many times I blocked, I think it had to make its way through the relays. Still not totally getting how relays communicate back and forth with events like that.


Same. I will never be an employee again. I missed most of 6 years with my son, and the money was absolutely not worth it. Live smaller. Be free.


Boosts will need to implement spam/bot protection in the near future. Perhaps criteria for creating and participating in a boost and even dare I say, a Web-of-Trust.


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#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes

Some extra, unrelated info for us, the #Bitcoin nerds:
Current block number is 809,648 and the next #halving ETA is 25 Apr 2024 19:07:00 UTC. Tick tock, next block and pura vida, #plebchain fren 🤙💜


Good enough for me. Ignorance is bliss.


Who the hell is this guy? I keep seeing it everywhere and I am way out of the loop. Probably for the best...


My zaps don't go through when I'm using Tor. nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm on desktop and nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5/Alby on mobile. This makes sense to me in an abstract way because, well, it's Tor and not the usual connection. Is there a way to get full functionality, though? I'd like to use Tor so I'm connected to my private relay.


Today's new thing: Add SimpleX server to StartOS on my old laptop.

The Nostr private relay seems to work and hasn't exploded in my face. The laptop keeps running when I shut the lid. I now know how to get my Nostr clients using Tor on PC and Android/GOS. All very new stuff for me.

Learning has occurred.

My brain hurts. It's time for coffee and a cigar.


Last test, hopefully. Start9 private relay looks like it's up. Sending this note now from Amethyst using Orbot with my relay added. If anybody knows any pitfalls I may run into here, feel free to chime in.


Using Amethyst I blocked/reported for spam multiple times. It finally took.


Both of them hate you and everything you believe in. Why would you use a platform that hates you? I bailed on that dumb shit a long time ago, so I'm always confused that it's taking some exceedingly brilliant people so long to figure this out.


"The crunch belongs on the junk pile of history next to communism."

- Pavel Tsatsouline

nostr:npub1unyzyaz6eq7kuff5sq73s4tea5n0srz969drq73mneck5qnqakuslzpkx2 even more reason to get this book and some kettlebells. I ordered it just for grins, and my wife keeps flagging me down to show me all the neat woman-oriented stuff. She was pretty glad to see the anti-crunch stuff.

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I finally got it blocked. Ugh.


Today's new thing: I installed StartOS on an old laptop. It's an i3-3310 with 4GB RAM, so probably underpowered a bit. Downloading a Nostr relay now to see what it does.

Learning has occurred.


Holy crap. I've never used WOS before, so I tried it myself. Yeah, pretty literally 10 seconds. That's powerful.


Just curious, how long did it take to get them set up?


I'd be down for some physical one-off art pieces with accompanying NFT. NFT by itself I'm just not interested in.


Yes. Out in the boonies 100 down, 15 up, 100ms ping. It gets a little sketchy in a bad rainstorm, but it's up most of the time.


For the #coffeechain I have nearly spilled coffee on my phone and floor.

Trying some of the Brazil dry process stuff I roasted yesterday. I think it needs another day to really wake up, but it is damn fine.

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Today's new thing: moved a little BTC to #Blixt wallet.

I'm having a little trouble getting my head around private channels and that they may be refused, etc.

Also wondering how this compares to the coming #Zeus features.

Learning has occurred.


I'm guilty of not asking the question I actually wanted the answer to. My real question is this: Would a slightly-above-normie-level person be able to interpret and use the results to fix any vulnerabilities found, or is it better suited for someone with a lot of experience in that area?


So what would happen if, say, an average pleb turned this on his own vps to see if he made any mistakes? Asking for a friend.


Good to see we have #cigarstr going. I cracked these open to see how they're smoking after 9 years or so. Unfortunately the pudgy Chuck is still decidedly "meh" even with age. Might try the Tiff for round 2 tonight if there's time.

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Everyone hates my favorite foods.


I did this the first time sending 100k sats airgapped from a coldcard. Gut-wrenching terror for two hours.


Mod abuse! Cancel culture!


Shame on everybody if 3-5k people ever give a crap what I have to say.


That's better.


noob mrecheese zapped wrong


Cool, I'm in for a couple if it happens. I have the little dude rigged up to get sats for stuff around the house, grades, or whatever. He'd dig a Zeus shirt to wear to school.


Any chance there will be kid sizes on the shirts?


I had forgotten about the utter uselessness of TradingView news feeds. They haven't changed a bit in 6 years.  #stacksats

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2/2. Required Event, to confirm your rating The Equalizer. If you don't confirm, your rating is ignored.


* Moccamastering intensifies *

#coffeechain

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Amethyst on Android/GrapheneOS


https://meshtastic.org is a good start. You can get hardware at https://store.rokland.com also. Try something like the T-Beam with a display to start. You can easily 3D print cases for them.


What happens, if the global elite turn off or restrict internet access?


Maybe not a complete solution, but mesh networks are something everyone should be playing with in their spare time.


And because I haven't had coffee, I misspelled Sunda.


The best part of waking up...is Java Sundra Kawah Kamojang in your cup.  #coffeechain

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I'm pretty sure I don't NEED my own relay, but...

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nostr:npub12zxgk9lpn2l5uzgtcraly54luqpa0nyv6a6jmuep298kcwfaru0qrg3sj2 FYI this one was funky when I tried to leave the review. It looked like it hung up and I never got confirmation that anything happened.


First one. Mostly testing Nostr Potatoes, though.

4 was worth it for the nunchuks and the stairs at the end, but I'm inclined to agree with you.


2/2. Required Event, to confirm your rating John Wick. If you don't confirm, your rating is ignored.


🎬 Just watched John Wick 🍿

 My verdict: 🔟! ✨ nostr:npub12zxgk9lpn2l5uzgtcraly54luqpa0nyv6a6jmuep298kcwfaru0qrg3sj2🎥🥔😁 #NostrPotatoes

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🎬 Just watched Tuttle Twins 🍿

 My verdict: 🔟! ✨ nostr:npub12zxgk9lpn2l5uzgtcraly54luqpa0nyv6a6jmuep298kcwfaru0qrg3sj2🎥🥔😁 #NostrPotatoes

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Using it now. Freaking awesome, all of you.


Just publishing the metadata rating for Zack Snyder's Justice League.


🎬 Just watched Zack Snyder's Justice League 🍿

 My verdict: 2⃣! ✨ nostr:npub12zxgk9lpn2l5uzgtcraly54luqpa0nyv6a6jmuep298kcwfaru0qrg3sj2🎥🥔😁 #NostrPotatoes

I want my 4 hours back.

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I'm not going to just ignore it when my npub is mrechz. This is destiny.