God? Sorry, I pray to ME 

 #cfb MIKE PENIS FOR THE WIN #HUSKIES #DUCKS 

 #fantasyfootball is torture 

 Sir, you are legally required to cum 

 Hot take: being English is a disability 

 Tony deals loves you guys 

 Currently in San Diego and I have to say it's the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life 

 In #fantasyfootball news I need big dick Kirk Cousins to make an appearance and I need the colts to score a point 

 @569200f2 I respect the analysis lol 

 @569200f2 sincerely- I'm not like usually an optimist about this sort of thing but holy moly our play calling is finally up to par with the talent of the organization. Sark is earning my respect 

 @569200f2 ok I don't want to sound the alarm yet but from what I have seen. Texas is actually a top 5 team 

 Redeye flight was certified bing chillin 

 Took the link to SeaTac, you just wouldn't get that transit thrill without sharing the back of the train with one regular down-on-their-luck hobo and one hobo who is big hallucinating 

 Spent $400 on a used Thinkpad last year and the performance is without a doubt on par with a newer MacBook pro. Never booting anything but #linux ever again 

 I am the penis inspector general 

 Don't forget proper database indexing for optimal performance 

 Wasps keep getting stuck in my hair 

 I love you #FOSS fuckos and #SAAS sickos 

 I love you FOSS fuckos and SAAS sickos 

 Butter is a superfood 

 Can't help but think of Michael Penix Jr. as "Mike Penis" 

 It's the #summer of #birria 

 I'm sorry but I fucking love relational databases 

 The cool thing about ENS is you can see exactly which stupid NFTs I own 

 #strava https://strava.app.link/eg96CMhU4Cb 

 LinkedIn is a shit hole 

 Crypto Twitter was dog shit because it was literally all just marketing. I don't need more marketing in my shitty life 

 I wish lefteris was still here- he was like the only crypto guy who did his taxes 

 I'm the shitposting king, forever destined to have no followers, free to truly shitpost anything 

 Look you have to admit Remy from Ratatouille is big fuckable 

 #hookem 

 Going on my daily walk except yesterday 3 black bears spotted in like a few blocks away :/ well here we goooooo 

 I drafted four fantasy football teams yesterday and now am doing data entry that I can't python my way out of. Completely in the matrix right now I want to bike a hundred miles or something 

 All these gym bros worrying about benching 225, instead of focusing on form, range of motion, and slow controlled movement. Like- five good push ups are often enough to trigger hypertrophy 

 By quitting smoking, I have forgone about 7000 cigs in the last 15 months. Feelsgoodman