oh a new videooh it's just a premiere 

 vscode.dev but self-hosted 

 pspsps

psauxpsauxpsaux 

 P = NP 

 Only business users should be allowed to run a computer for more than three hours a day

A smartphone ought to be enough for consumers 

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gitea
Though Gogs was an open-source project, its repository was under the control of a single maintainer, limiting the amount of input and speed with which the community could influence the development. Frustrated by this, the Gitea developers began Gitea as a fork of Gogs in November 2016 and established a community-driven model for its development.

In October 2022, the company Gitea Limited was formed by [the founder] to offer paid services. The shift away from a community/non-profit ownership model received some resistance which led to the Forgejo software fork of Gitea.Wait, did they actually come full circle? That's hilarious 

 Tired of "works on my machine"? Just ship the whole machine. Meet Docker, the best way to distribute a 10 MiB binary and 2 GiB runtime environment. 

 Today: Make blog post about this one weird trick that makes your x86 CPU go faster

Tomorrow: Read paper about how this one weird trick makes your x86 leak secrets 

 Thank you for your interest in rqsd. Your free trial has expired. 

 Do not be nice on main. If you have to be nice on main, do it in DMs so nobody could suspect you of being a decent person. 

 si in links is the YouTube equivalent of m. in Wikipedia links 

 So my full name is rqsd but my friendos call me rq 

 Lie to yourself, honesty does you no good 

 Writing self-modifying GNOME extensions that use LLMs to change their own code at runtime 

 sfc /scannow 

 first 

 This post glows in the dark 

 Let me tell you about today's sponsor 

 Tired: GitHub Actions  
Hired: GitHub Auctions 

 The completely normal and healthy urge to want to become a corporation 

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Explorer_for_UNIX since some people doubt me 

 Debugging is a CTF in which nobody knows the solution to start with 

 Internet Exploder 6.9 

 Looking for developers for:

- Bingo  
- Papaya  
- MBS  
- LMNOP  
- Racoon  
- Wingman  
- RGS  
- BRB-DLL 
- Galaxus  
- EKS (to be deprecated at the end of the month for Omega Star) 

 X, the protocol formerly known as W

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W_Window_System 

 Hm. Today, I will update Windows 

 pspspsps 

 My messaging platform distribution sure changed, it went from about even split between IRC, XMPP, Matrix and Discord to very heavily biased towards XMPP and IRC in terms of messages sent/received per day. 

 Do smartphones compete on anything other than amount of cameras and their resolution nowadays? 

 Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it 

 Instance names as last names on fedi 

 A mechanical keyboard is just a very large fidget toy that happens to function as a keyboard