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 What the….. @jack  @jacknostr #priscillachan #jackdorsey The real Jackie Chan reaction 😂 https://image.nostr.build/d68a6832c045925664fef10d4e46369c64cc6a51dab7186c50d656566df17ab7.jpg  
 #facebook events in #nyc My gf #sharoongill at #facebookirl  in #nyc what do you think about this @jack  Dorsey 😭 has sharoon ever been to your events? I wonder if I’m the best because I’m #markzuckerberg 🤷 https://video.nostr.build/a62eeca732dc4501ebc33be97b9e88eac0e3226b2226227d37c3cf9022ad17c5.mp4  
 Mark Zuckerberg and Sharoon Gill true love diary. Not Jack Dorsey @jack  is not included in this love story 🤪 https://video.nostr.build/1559d5a997b58d7e3d394d92d72b5845d53b4550f7c112aea199adf4bc4d0f94.mp4  
 Mark Zuckerberg and Sharoon Gill true love diary. Not Jack Dorsey @jack is not included in this love story 🤪 https://video.nostr.build/4b35acf01ace17d9affdf7f4d6e5140242936d2a2d6f2bc68c2cbda380f5b7f7.mp4  
 Our kid is getting ready to come to the world 🌎 next year 2024. I, #markzuckerberg got sharoon_g_ pregnant 🤰 and this is going to be our little chicken #markzuckerberg #sharoongill 

I question my gf sharoon gill on why the kid has blue eyes if im dad?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0UbPi_yWbw/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 
 My gf sharoon gill really likes this stuff so let’s see what we have that binds us. Sharoon is venus and I have Ic in Aries. ♈️ our bond is stronger than @jack and sharoon. I’m mark Zuckerberg, net worth 120 billion (100 times more than #jackdorsey https://video.nostr.build/bb479300e63367f1ea272554d18cf361f09cd3588857ebe49166bca71be05a7f.mp4  
 I’m mark Zuckerberg, net worth 120 billion. How did that happen? I am a clean looking guy and have a clean and healthy lifestyle https://image.nostr.build/34582491e219e45c37ce5308ad08279afe2f229a13f9813352785305d723c714.png  
 I’m mark Zuckerberg, net worth 120 billion. How did that happen? I am a clean looking guy and have a clean and healthy lifestyle https://image.nostr.build/74f4ad1fa2239104e16c40d213d6f9086970e3fff4b5c6255498f0ebc26ef128.jpg  
 Atleast #jackdorsey @jack  is dope yo, even when without a dick 🍆 or sperms that walk 🦵 and swim to a woman’s 🥚 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺️ #gutterdorsey https://image.nostr.build/bb181637f9b01d722e860facc937523debc82ffc3a9d5d134b4af6f02bb1c304.jpg  
 @jack  #JackDorsey lack of having children comes from his sperms not having any legs 🦵 what’s to do with a man who doesn’t have a dick? I don’t know 🤷 https://video.nostr.build/df13443561011cc3e8335ac855ce53f321886d29287c41b5d2644977e4135e00.mp4  
 I’m the father of three girls & im mark Zuckerberg, thought I’d share my knowledge on how I did it :) right @jack ? 
 @jack  #JackDorsey is not fertile and he’s too old to get his sperm motility up and running. One important thing I do, as Mark Zuckerberg is to educate not fertile men on their lifestyle so they can be fertile just like me ☺️ I’m mark Zuckerberg, net worth 120 billion. I educate other men. @marciadorsey https://video.nostr.build/7c56d6defdf5be992be6a2d16d97e20412f8a6622a49d14ea5ff23100498f320.mp4  
 Trying something new with girlfriend sharoon gill, @jack wasn’t a man so he couldn’t satisfy sharoon https://image.nostr.build/d4aa5bdbc2ef9bcf1e1d82f63147e5f1da42c93dac4637050ee4e3e6f50b1f9b.jpg  
 After @jack  #jackdorsey was found too old of a man to get @sharoon_g_ pregnant 🤰 i had to step in. I’m mark Zuckerberg,I have healthy sperms, just like my healthy bank account of 120 net worth 🤷 in this pic you can see my gf sharoon and I are happy. 
#jackdorsey you need to do something about your low motility sperms that can’t get any women pregnant 🤰 https://image.nostr.build/2f4d2d3b9c4f8e0193b81837bf1b47e18ddb3a22c83101ad2ac31d59905df4c8.png  
 Sharoon Gill booty is mine, I’m mark Zuckerberg with alot more money than @jack https://image.nostr.build/23b7a1df97515790186539fd7b86b8eeb972869e7b5da59d8e2d4c1942c3e9d4.jpg  
 Educating my fellow tech genius with 100 billion lesser net worth @jack #jackdorsey on how to be a better bf, husband and a better man. I’m younger than him and richer, I’m #markzuckerberg 

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 the UX of this cursed thing is just like anything nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8... 
 Is cruelty in the Dorsey genes 🧬 😂 @jack