Start working out before a fedora grows on ur head and you become a redditor 

 Don't they already have a BTC only firmware for the trezors including the latest touchscreen model? 

 I ain't gonna die, i'll upload my consciousness onto dropbox before I do 

 Baby don't skrrt me 

 The D only makes it better.
Being able to send your gf a D pic and bragging to the homies that she sent one BACK?
Bro how can you hate on this you jealous fuck heh 

 Person in black hoodie looking in a mirror 

 I drink a shot of vodka everytime this gonk says somehing stupid again 

 zelensky musk sex wholesome 100 chungus 

 Recipe: chill in the fridge for 1 hour 
Me: 

 Burn your fprints with acid, then laser engrave a middle finger where each fprint used to be  

 Crow, maybe a raven ? #InkBlotArt 

 perhap? 

 I'm doing my stackin best 

 A firework explosion #InkBlotArt 

 Sorry, don't speak scribbles :[ 

 Why does your big toe have a testicle 

 Congratulations 

 what am i lookin at 

 Elmo Husk is turning into yandere dev confirmed

say anything and he'll go mad 

 Morning! 

 I place it on the floor 

 What did you drug him with? 

 Fuck yes 

 Shoplift the lost amount back, thats what me and my buddy always do 

 Just go to a random big corpo store and klep some candy bars or something 

 All these corpoa know eachother and exchange favors anyway 

 Maybe rob the delivery guy next time he does actually arrive? Then say you didn't commit a crime because you didn't rob him the last time? 

 fucker did it on purpose 

 Hi there stranger! The rando online was right. Love this place, much better than xitter! 

 I guess i should remove my account there now 

 

https://image.nostr.build/dd059fa15bd7c13620edb03b6ef0032b14210f61c39145d1840abf01a4485c61.jpg 

 Looks like that time i hit a fly with a shoe and it left a stain on my wall 

 Looks tasty, try it before you deny it 

 Ain't we all though? 

 Achievement get: insanity