No it's perfect for me I like it crispy at the bottom


Soon.
Nostr followers will get it.


I like to poke my finger in things. Recipe for #bagels soon.
 https://video.nostr.build/d872aa93a4386199b65b641d2b7451dfab72faeaf2cf780b2b6af89c547d8463.mp4
 https://video.nostr.build/a9f6b78a8dd988a8982872db5d5a095c33c974beef93328ae3f5f251d48adbff.mp4
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Was reading, everything was going fine until your second or third sentence where you said voluntary and government - The two are mutually exclusive. There my interest in reading broke through a support line, massive wick down. It's a fundamental point.


There is no science/research/evidence without the existence of free speech. All the statistics become unreliable.

There is no free speech in medicine, as we found out.


Save sats and make your own saganaki and use cheapo mozzarella instead, just as good.

https://image.nostr.build/4b86fecd544786b5444ba2b7cfda182df134219db9e9beedf437dbc8458821bb.jpg


Based on what?

People will always voluntarily organise and invest in protection, just not into enormous non-voluntary government mafias, as long as we can take the money out of their hands in some sly roundabout way.


What the hell is wrong with you


Garlic, lamb bone broth, vinegar... I added my own touches today... sliced peppers, passata


Fuck countries


No


This is işkembe çorbası (tripe soup), you must try it.

https://image.nostr.build/f70e86cb867a0c52c66495e5bd9cceb8948c8bcd8c97841890bf5fdb3f68b35a.jpg


Hate speech!


Here you can learn how to explain the Byzantine generals problem and solution easily...
Https://armantheparman.com/tpwm/


The purpose of Bitcoin HD (hierarchical deterministic wallets) is to enable a user to have limitless addresses without needing to go through the tedious process of backing up each address's private key  - this greatly simplifies and encourages best practice to not re-use addresses.

But it was still difficult to write down an extended private key (error prone) - solved with BIP39, allowing users to write down WORDS from a protocol (2048 protocol words) which then are used to calculate the extended private key (a NUMBER) - the user won't need to write that down.

To see this in action, you can do this fun exercise of creating your own seed, and you might learn a lot...

armantheparman.com/dicev2/

https://twitter.com/parman_the/status/1523909150857908226?t=b5yr_TTaHpxf-LgOadrD3g&s=19


48!
Think about it


From this point forward I identify as a grandmaster in chess, my pronouns are GM/GM.


Nailed it!!!!


A question I came up with while sleeping, and then I solved while lying in bed...

"If I threw a dice 48 times to make 3 different BIP 39 seed phrases, how many of the rolls were used for the random components (since some data is added for the 3 checksums)

Answers please:


where wright


Your wrong


Does it now?
I'm obliged to teach you?
I have a service, but didn't want to shill it. If you insist...

Https://armantheparman.com/mentorship/


I need help with relays I don't know what's going on here, what anything means, and the experience on master is kind of shit.
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Sometimes I'm influenced in unknown ways

https://www.thebitcoinmaxiswereright.com/scamourai/


Sure but mixing is overrated. There are better ways to get privacy


You're new here?


Ooh, yeah, the names are fucken funny.

Thank you


Fuck Scamooorai


Now explain why it's funny


Then it's perfect for you


I don't know why it's funny but I'm laughing and watching it over and over again

https://youtube.com/shorts/0yZAJq4eGug?si=JjjLigc252eoCTG9


Why is there sound in space?


Fake video by big globe 😂


Brace yourselves, I give you... ParmaWeb.

New software (addon to Parmanode) to easy as f#$@ly install a WordPress server at home or VPS and begin editing and serving webpages right away!

You can then add your own BTCPay PoS app to start receiving Bitcoin payments for your stuff (Ask for help).

ParmaWeb installs Wordpress, MariaDB and configures a database, installs Nginx and configures traffic forwarding, PHP, sets up correct file permissions, configures restart (if reboot), SSL certificates with Certbot commands (for encrypted https traffic), domain name configuration (you still need to buy that, or just use your external IP address with no name), help with port forwarding (port 80/443), +/- Tor server (DarkWeb), and help with backing up your database so you don't lose crucial data.

Are you not entertained?
 https://image.nostr.build/8a1bacef9c68f8a6d96ad8496ae5cce7e0c6c4571b3f592809485b29fb260d3b.jpg


Too many humble people.

Stack sats arrogantly as fuck.


That's one unsigned fuck


So how many fucks did you give today?


Fuck, sorry


A good GFY to you all.
Say it back!


"Democracy" has become synonymous with "freedom".

It is anything but that.

"Anarchy", literally, "no rulers", is actually synonymous with "freedom", but has become incorrectly synonymous with "chaos".

You've all been scammed into tyranny. Just take a look at your tax rate. Did you get to vote who taxes you so I guess you're free right?

If you actually are looking for a system for society that is based on ethical principles and logic, you need to study libertarianism, the backbone of which is the upholding of the "non-aggression principle".

Libertarianism is not actually a political system it is a "leave me the fuck alone" system.


Correct


I need to answer that?


Lol


So is yoga 😜


I've decided to go 100% vegan.


Harsh reality...

Bitcoin will get to $1 million soon enough, but most people will continue to suck.
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Listening to 10,000 hours of podcasts of people talking about how they got into Bitcoin and their price predictions is not research.

Research here ...

http://armantheparman.com


That's a well-done steak, bro, stop that


You guys getting zapped??


Dangerous to not control you, rrrright.


Superb


Hot tip - there's no point asking famous people at the end of podcasts where they can be found online.


More Nostr


LOL


Wait did he get 315 or 15 bitcoin in the end?


It's like quiet quitting, but not that quiet.

 https://image.nostr.build/a2087512642da093bcb8cdc8a52e3567853ea798a37edd1f18efac72b8200845.jpg


Thinking all scams that have a price will go to zero is thinking that stupidity will go to zero.

We hope for that, not because we want all the crypto folk to lose money (they will regardless since shitcoins are dilutive), but because we want their stupid to stop stupiding.


Bitcoin is 'fuck you money'

Everything else is 'fuck me money'


Also very versatile


Monero does not achieve it, because it is not money and can never be. At best, a barter token that will eventually continue to lose value against what actually is becoming world money, even with non perfect privacy.

Choose wisely.


Like it or not, the dominant money is USD still. Don't put the cart before the horse.


I have decided to accept interviews...

I require upfront 1 billion dollars paid in bitcoin or ƨats.

Hear me talk about how I got in to bitcoin for 20 minutes, and then what I think is happening in mAcRo. Might even give you a price prediction if I'm feeling cute.


"Tax is ok, I'm happy to pay tax".

=

"I think people getting raped is ok, I like sex".


I just heard about #Bitcoin and I'm here to buy it


Put ball in hole


What a waste of time


Please teach me internet abbreviation


If you didn't stack #Bitcoin like a fucken psycho during the bear market like we did, maybe this could chear you up...

Actually, I got nothing.


Seems too Dan Heldy, I don't want to live like that


I want to use it more but no one sees my tweets, feels lonely here


Girlfriend


To everyone that says it's a bad idea without experimenting/verifying, shame on you.


Ok a group that made a pact, and mined coins to a burn address to eliminate temptation


Probably mined to a burn address


Satoshi gifted Bitcoin, mined to help the network, never spent any coins, and disappeared...

He is not benefiting from the wealth nor fame (I hope at least he has a GF), but there are ppl who say...

"If tax was not mandatory, everyone would freeload, and society can't function"


When Satoshi solved the problem of digital money that "requires no 3rd party", he was talking about getting rid of the CENTRAL BANKS that keep a ledger to avoid double spending, not retail banking and self custody.

A central bank which prevents digital double spending and allows payments across space without the need of a physical p2p item is a problem, not because it holds our wealth like a retail bank does, but because we have to TRUST it as it has power over the entire money supply and can create it out of thin air.

What would people with the ability to print money have?

UNLIMITED POWER

Power to pillage all the resources of the world, corrupt/own politicians, control the education system (many schools follow the UN curriculum now), own the media, the universities, the publishers, the science, and control what you think.

They own economics schools, and make you brainwashed into believing that their theft of 2% inflation is GOOD FOR YOU!!

THAT is what unlimited power allows

That is what the cypherpunks were fighting against. And they finished the job with the culmination of Bitcoin finally - the last iteration of money they were trying to create. The one that finally worked was the one that could not be stopped

Self custody and 3rd parties have nothing to do with the desire for "electronic cash with no 3rd party"

For S's sake, don't be a BCasher, and study this, so you don't fall for their tricks when they misrepresent what Satoshi meant.

B Cashers, GFY.

A fascinating documentary about the history of the Cypherpunks. Mandatory watching for all Bitcoiners...

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBuns9Evn1w-T2RwqMhUnTZbTTe-M-g42

And, also mandatory, how the B Cashers lost and why...

https://www.amazon.com/Blocksize-War-controls-Bitcoins-protocol/dp/B08YQMC2WM

Retail banking is not the problem humanity is facing. Retail banking like many other industries is broken, as a symptom of currupted money. The fractional reserve they are PERMITTED to partake in is also not the main problem ... It's that when they fail, they have no consequences because they get bought out / bailed out, with printed (stolen) money.

Custodian in a bitcoin world, EVEN if there is some Fr reserve shenaniganary, will not break the money, because some artificial inflation is still anchored to the true supply of bitcoin. Some people will get hurt, and that's life. They will learn to spread their savings across  3rd party banks that have proof of reserves, or some other mechanism will exist.

The point is some massaging of the supply is not the same evil to humanity as unlimited risk free fractional reserve, backed up by counterfeiting.

Every time someone provides a service, and gives an invoice, "payable in 90 days" for example (common), you could argue that's also a form of money creation through debt.

Both parties simultaneously think they have the money as part of their wealth, which affects theor spending habits.

And that affects prices just like how a little bit of fractional reserve can.

Sometimes the invoice isn't paid. Sometimes banks fail. Doesn't mean humanity has a problem such that we need to meddle with the properties of Bitcoin with some "nice to have" fork like, oh, I don't know, OP_CHECKTEMPLATEVERIFY (CTV)!!

I prefer we activate OP_GFY 🖕🖕

A self custody mentor, saying self custody is not the primary goal of Bitcoin... Am I crazy, or just an honest motherfucker?


I don't get it


Accessible to all is anticipated, but not necessarily layer 1.


Who sold you the nonsense idea that Bitcoin was made to "bank the unbanked?" - NO, that's not why it was created. It was to end CENTRAL banking and fiat money.

It's to take it out of the hands of the government in a sly roundabout way, and introduce something they can not stop.

If u try to fuck around with it, and create cheap payments (or easy self custody) for all, then ur gonna fuck this up.

Don't change it and objective 1 will be achieved. That's all that matters. Then humanity will flourish.

Not everyone needs to be their own bank (or dentist)

The purpose of money is to reduce the risk of specialisation, which allows people to be free from the need to barter. They can then focus on what they are good at, and accept money for their efforts. Specialisation maximises human output and prosperity.

If we have money, people don't need to do everything themselves. That's a for barter society, not a money society.  This includes not needing to bank yourself, dentist yourself and farm yourself.

The problem is that people are taking "bank the unbanked", as nice as it sounds, as priority #1, instead of accepting it as a CONSEQUENCE of priority #1, which is "end CENTRAL banking" (not "end retail banking").

Then they start trying to get code changes in like CTV, risking #1


Banking the unbanked is not a feature of why bitcoin was created. It's to end central banking.


"Leave me the fuck alone" is not a political belief - although, it is the foundation of libertarianism and correct ethical principles.


"Anyone who needs to, can", is a minimum, but "everyone must", is not.

Don't mess with me.


As long as you maintain eyebrow control, you still got it


Aka kombucha


What about bin juice?


Enjoying this.

Wanted to comfort you... Yes, boomers can easily smash buy 1 million bucks and get 18 or so bitcoin, but only some of them can, because there aren't enough bitcoin for many to do that. If course you know that, but it might not have been at the front of your mind when talking about the advantage boomers have.


Anything else you can pls add to why it's good to listen to?


#Bitcoin has face melting technology


"you" feel differently - exactly. You can speak for yourself. Individual. Society has no mind or responsibility.


Society is imaginary


I know, but I'm pushing back on it out of interest, trying to point out that society is just individuals, and ethically speaking, none of them have responsibilities to sacrifice their own well being for others - instead, they might do so because they choose to.


I thought he had only one face


I have to look after the homeless to not be a failure in your eyes?


Who is we?


Resistance is not real.


Wife: Doing the budget again doesn't create money.


21 + 21 = 42, the days until the #Bitcoin  halving.


I like linux mint cinnamon


Step 1.
Don't use Ubuntu


OK Mr Ant


Phew


Worst answer so far


This is a direct quote of me


What is the correct number of bitcoin to stack before stopping?

(There is only one right answer)


Having more of such a required property doesn't allow the token to enter the race again. It's a MINIMUM; an all or nothing feature.

Eg, having ultra scarcity doesn't help if EVERY SINGLE OTHER minimum requirement is not met. If they're not met, then it's disqualified, not by a decision or by my opinion, but by economic consequences.


Scarcity is not what makes Bitcoin valuable...

It is simply a MINIMUM REQUIREMENT for a token to be considered a contender as worldwide dominant ubiquitously accepted money.

There are other minimum requirements and Bitcoin has them all.

Nothing else does so it's no contest.

Some things that are not minumum requirements...

1) bank the unbanked nonsense

2) Perfect fungibility

3) Complete privacy

4) Instant L1 transactions

5) Cheap self custody for all, including the very poor

6) Uncensorable JPEG storage

7) Some shit about saving babies

8) Equal distribution to all humans

9) Difficult to use by criminals

10) Usage of clean energy

11) Some non monetary use case, or "intrinsic value" nonsense

12) Backing. Money is what backs, it does not have backing by definition.


Just a shitpost. Safe to ignore.

My grandfather used to say that when immitating Germans.


Zachden zuchden?


It fixes the world and everything, sure, but a really fun part about Bitcoin is waking people up to the worldwide fiat scam and presenting to them the solution.


Nice


but bitcoin isn't an inflation hedge


Thanks for that 🧡, now I can Larp as a trader!!


It's heartwarming that climate activists don't have #bitcoin - by 0.3 degrees AT LEAST!


What's an Omegor?


#Bitcoin is a Yankee's doodle away from an ATH


You've backed up your #Bitcoin mnemonic seed phrase properly, right? You are SURE??

Here's a hypothetical TEST ...

Factory reset your hardware wallet, and restore it from seed.

Nervous?

Then your procedure wasn't good enough.

You MUST be confident in your backups such that you can wipe or lose the HWW device, and not panic about restoring it safely.

Ideally, you should have practiced restoring, from whatever system you used to back up, BEFORE loading up the thing with your life savings.


100k #Bitcoin, g'day mate


Having fun not selling #Bitcoin


Ok but why drawings of UFOs?


If you need a pronoun badge to clarify your gender, you're not pretending hard enough.


You showed they!


Your friend is a Vitalik panis enjoooyer


You met him? Eww


If you have reached 1.0 Bitcoin, then well done!

If you're TRYING to get 1.0 Bitcoin,  then also, well done.

If you have more than 1000 Bitcoin, then fuck you.


Ring ring, ring ring...

"Hi Arman, remember me from High School?"

#Bitcoin


Haven't been here in a few days.
Just popped in to say fuck off.


Haha fuck you


Billion*


I just heard about #Bitcoin and I'm here to buy it


Normies - I pay MY taxes

Parman - "My"? There is no "My". Do you also leave milk and cookies out for YOUR burgler, and $20 cab-money on the nightstand for YOUR rapist?


Caring about not polluting the environment and calling oneself a "climate activist" are worlds apart. All the activists are brainwashed zombies as far as I have noticed. Exceptions are not relevant and can be ignored instead of argued about.


Sorry, I can't see the bacon from this angle.


Do your part, puch a climate activist in the face today. Every punch counts.


Fuck you then


People who don't quite get it...

I won't be selling my #Bitcoin unless the price is MUCH MUCH higher.

Parman...

The higher the price goes, the less likely it is I'll sell it in exchange for trash.

Also Parman...

Then again, the lower it goes, the less likely it is I'm selling.

I'm confused, is it even possible for both statements to be true simultaneously?

I'm basically not selling.

And fuck you.


I like Tor, bobs, and red wine


Shitcoiner quotes


Seems fine


Stfu


Yes, this is envyception


What about easy AF?


I'm so jealous some people bought #bitcoin 10x smaller than the current spread. Each.


GFY. Discuss


Or it's getting you to sell safety (buy risk) which is not really passive at all (like selling insurance).


Can I get a rib eye steak, cooked medium rare, with climate change sauce on the side?


Fuck sleep


Please do your bit and tell someone to fuck right off today.


Fuck off


"node" as in singular?


#Bitcoin is kicking USD right in the dick!


There will never be any ParmaCoin

- ultra scarce money.


Just finished translating this great piece by nostr:npub1ltt9gry09lf2z6396rvzmk2a8wkh3yx5xhgkjzzg5znh62yr53rs0hk97y  into Spanish!
Acabo de traducir esta pieza preciosa de nostr:npub1ltt9gry09lf2z6396rvzmk2a8wkh3yx5xhgkjzzg5znh62yr53rs0hk97y
https://btcishope.blogspot.com/2024/01/entender-la-descentralizacion-en-bitcoin.html


The biological definition of a woman is someone who says they don't want any chips, but then she eat your chips. #FriesInTallow

https://image.nostr.build/bb50c7aec84cc633bffdbd514adf70cd60c23ef06f8c6e5ad7130e83cd9e4bdc.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=703x989&blurhash=%5EEH%5EhQo%7E0%2CbdRQofb%7D%3D%5DwH-QNHR%2B5E-5%24yNekBWBrosoS%25f*xZay04jI-oNI%24%7ExX0MNGogWXaxX9v%23NF%24xn%25oJoz%7D%3AS1NGnjkCt7.6S5IpxYNfWE&x=134e51021fec17e55d85923ff04d15f946c6dc8f79ab23bd170dc42806ef74a9


I've decided to make a website to sell ParmanodLs in exchange for your #Bitcoin

http://armantheparman.com/buyparmanodl


Nah


JUST IN - #Bitcoin block 827,168


Call your mum and dad just to say "Hi", while you still can.

Every day make their day, don't be an arsehole, you have 5 minutes, don't bullshit.


Is that Catdano?


Eww


Have fun selling #Bitcoin


All you need to start...

Https://parmanode.com


Wooood


Worst, Dan Andrews?


Nah, Craig Wright is worse. Much worse.


ETF holders have no #bitcoin nor a claim to bitcoin. They are shitcoin victims.


Number of Bitcoiners deciding to not sell for USD and wait for bitcoin to become money


If you love a woman, do you measure her worth by what your ex girlfriend thinks of her?

No.

But this is the mindset of measuring your #Bitcoin value in USD.


Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by cuntiness.


When your kid is growing up as a #Bitcoin er...

Dad's Friend: "... why wouldn't you, is your dad poor?" (Jokingly)

Kid: "Dad, are you having fun?"

Parman: "Yes"

Kid: "Yeah, he's poor."

#HFSP


I need more memes


Difficult to tell sometimes


Because of the SEC Twitter fuckup today, the chance of a #Bitcoin ETF approval tomorrow has changed from 90% to apProXiMatELy 88.21% give or take 0.01%.

Adjust the bots managing your 100x leveraged positions accordingly.


JUST IN 🚨: THE TIP


I can't stand people that have a skin type.


That's nonsense.


QUESTION 1 - Boomer Bob buys a #Bitcoin    ETF, and then later, the dollar hyperinflates - what is he left holding?

Hint: It's not bitcoin.

QUESTION 2 - was Bob's wealth protected?

Hint: ETFs are "I-DONT-owe-yous", (IDOYs).

Question 3 - At what point was Bob scammed?

Question 4 - who owns the bitcoin?

Question 5 - Does a bunch of people getting scammed mean that bitcoin adoption as money is delayed?

Question 6 - What is your bitcoin wallet's BIP39 mnemonic phrase and passphrase? (Pls DM)


The logic seems backwards.

If someone has nothing, then that is the reality. When they have something, they can store it in bitcoin.


Fucken hell, why pamp?? Stop that.


THERE IS NO POLITICAL "SPECTRUM"

You either want to be a slave and others to be a slave (so it's "fair") or you want to be left the fcku alone and others to also not have their rights violated. There's no, "I lean towards being enslaved a little", like no being pregnant a little.

The third option is to want to be a RULER.


Sounds gross


The best way to stand up for your rights is to submit all firarms, vote, and hope your chosen ruler wins.

Nah, it's to buy #Bitcoin and defund the bastards.

Join us
Https://armantheparman.com/joinus/


I'll give you 2 hex


Well it's paint slapped on canvass at the very least


Talentless fiat art


There is absolutely no point selling your children to buy more #Bitcoin  - ultimately it's for them anyway... but it's OK to imagine it for a bit, right?


4. But Bob never has any legal right to withdraw bitcoin


Make old people young again


It's not greed, it's love.


Fuck, I need more #bitcoin , fuck, fuck.


Was thinking of you


Cool. If there are problems connecting to my node, pls feedback


Cunts


Please inbound to me, alias ATP


Just in 🚨: GFY


Also this


I haven't studied enough to know that, good question


I can't believe it, after all these years, "fetch" is happening.


It's like an exchange that gives you a token for your bitcoin, except there are many companies involved in the multisig that holds your bitcoin, so it's trusted, but not trust in one entity. The trust os spread.

It's inbetween self custody and full custodian in terms of risk.


So I was right 😜


Bin blend?


Or go to the butcher and buy "leaf fat", then render the fat yourself, buy sats with the savings and send me some too.


Yes


No difference


Proof of GFY.


Oh no


It's cute how people were arguing with me when I said the #bitcoin bull market just started at 15k


What's the chance that ETFs (the ultimate "I don't owe you" #Bitcoin) are approved on Proof-of-keys day?


The nation states of the future are the people that have #Bitcoin NOW.

The current nation states will never get enough to compete.


Reposted!


NOSTR gets a little boring because everyone is always just agreeing with each other.

GFYs the lot of you. Fight me, bitch. I spit on your mum's private key!


Impressive


Don't fuck with #Bitcoin


OK, but I don't, only the ripper ones


Wood, but she can't have my ParmaCoin


No matter how wealthly, the most #ParmaCoin a single holder can ever have is zero. #UltraSoundMoney


bitcoin.conf

maxconnections=1
addnode=IP:port


IDK, but fuck you


IDK what this ramble means


GFY then


Your mum's, yeah


Sometimes


Is reposting bad?


Did I happen to mention, LET'S FUCKING GO!!


Or run a second node


Some people asking why not just copy the data across from your node.

Well, what if you can't stop your node? For example if you run a lightning node, and/or use your node for a store?

You really need a spare node doing nothing at all for copying.


Only if you have a node you can stop


Here's a mind-blowing gem of a little #bitcoin "hack" for node runners...

To massively speed up the time of initial block download, if you already have validated the blockchain, say if you're going to sync up a second node, then there really is no need to re-validate every bloody transaction on the Bitcoin blockchain.

You can take your other node, because you trust it, get the most recent block, copy its hash, and tell your new node that this block is valid, no need to check every tx that comes before it.

This way, your new node will download all the blocks, it will still check that all the hashes match up, but it doesn't need to check if the transactions are not double spends or other things like that (because your node has already done that, and hashed the most recent block).

Method...

1. Stop your new node from syncing for the minute.
2. Get the hash of the latest block from your node; in terminal type:
bitcoin-cli getblockchain info, and you'll see a string for "best hash".
3. Open bitcoin.conf file for the new node and add the line ...

assumevalid=00000000000000000003aab3294 (etc)

That's the hash after the equals sign.
Then restart Bitcoin Core and enjoy the benefits.

Full disclosure - I haven't taken any measurements about how much faster this is, I'm trying it for the first time now.

More possibilities...

If you're setting up a node for someone, obviously they're trusting you, so you could given them the hash from your node; but it's only useful if they want to save time.

(sned sats)


My TA (Testicular Analysis) suggests another move up.

Get you #Bitcoin off exchanges, and get your government tokens out of banks!


I get more sats posting random shit on NOSTR than from running a #Bitcoin lightning node 😜


Hot tip: Don't be dumb


But seriously, subscribing sends notifications of new publications apparently


Will make a guide. Bookmark, homepage, and subscribe (free) to my website, you'll get notifications. I will then spam the fcku out of your email with ads for penis enlargement meds.


Better to have said, "what's that?"


A long ass thread about #bitcoin key derivation - sorry, it's a Twitter link.

https://x.com/parman_the/status/1739645619529232651


Oh well


In case you want to give a family member some reading material about #Bitcoin this Christmas, I have a fee pdf book, a collection of my works I think helps orange pill.

https://armantheparman.com/topb/


Dumb Fuckers are gonna dumb fucker.
Focus on the signal.


Government will get rid of it, not to regulations


Your religion too


GFY this Christmas ❤


And also your ancestors ❤


Hello, Bitcoiner


You Jade device can connect to Green or Sparrow.


Your BIP39 seed is interchangeable between hardware wallets.


Parmanode. If you're going to get rug pulled, get pulled by Parman.

https://image.nostr.build/28b19fff64961e34ae0619d11d1a8d117c4eacd087fa2ef8d6a789fad1469231.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=362x465&blurhash=_CB%7BW4XT0f%7EV%7EV%24Mxun3i_0z4%3AwIoLE2EM%3D%7B%25MR%2Bn%24tR%252%2529urq-oJBRPoeEjWC%24zfPShWVIo0%23%251%251RkoJXSxZxGNbo0xGShniRk%252IpRjt7WVV%40R%2B9u%251t7Ion%24g3oJ&x=4a3921071f07980c2b0ab66f0f8bc130712cad01a240fdbc68df40c7262a0395


Fuck


Nah


Noh


Parmanode .

If you're gonna get rug pulled, get pulled by Parman.


On a scale of 0 to 10 of wrongness, where zero is doing nothing, and 10 is shorting #Bitcoin with 100x leverage into the halving cycle, how wrong are you?


Bingo


What, when, which, how


Either my random shit is of super high quality or my LN node running skills suck


True


What's crypto


#Bitcoin ETF = #Bitcoin IDOU

(I dont owe you)


Here's a tip: use steak to dip into your egg yolks instead of bread.

https://image.nostr.build/19e5061a21e7ff6482ceb58c5a9b76f012eb4ef49a8ad4cdb8b92ec7d6645390.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1440x1920&blurhash=_QKn6t%25gTKW%3FnOs%3BW%3Bs*WBWAWCofWBkCuPV%5Bivt5SzW%3BjFIUaxt7e.bGbHaeR4tRR*WEjFjZfkemWAbbRjoLjZkCWAV%40oga%7BoeaybIaxWBofofkCbHayW%3Ffkn%24jYR*j%5BjZ&x=94dbf9e06dc0d4797082f6fb733bae6c93342d61094bb9740b6b982b72c07939


People holding #Bitcoin this long are here to break fiat, not try to get more of that trash.


Naidl it


To everyone joining us today: GFY.


Poat for the win


Feeding a newly reformed vegan my steak, Bearnaise, and tallow fries today.


Every time you withdraw #bitcoin from the exchange to your own wallet, a child escapes from a central banker's basement.


Twitter broke, LOL


Fuck you


while true; do
cos(ln(gfy)
done


Hint, it doesn't


Just have the urge to say what a pleasure it's been this bear market, stacking #Bitcoin like a psychopath with you all.


Ooooh 821905, hello


If you install Parmanode , you're one click away from hosting your own darknet webpage.


That escalated linearly


Yes


If we don't enforce scarcity, we can't win.


Briefly...

Bitcoin ends central banks, and FIXES retail banking, not ends it.

Self custody helps win the war, but it's not required once we've won, and not required of everyone to win the war.

Custodians must be fearful of bankruns, and that enforces scarcity, even if not always backed 100% of the time, we still win.


I did that thing again with the bacon, maple syrup, pancakes and fried egg


I disagree strongly


It's not relying on concrete rules, seems tricky to make it work


Did you spin up your own AI with a gpu?


How to make copies tamper proof? Pow?


What was the fud?


What does it do, for example


It does. Can I right click it?


How do you do it?


Sideways also a distinct possibility


Oh no, is this the new thing?


Send private key, I'll check for you


I say that.

Examples of Fibonacci working is selection bias.


I finally found the time to translate again (ENG to GER). In this article, nostr:npub1ltt9gry09lf2z6396rvzmk2a8wkh3yx5xhgkjzzg5znh62yr53rs0hk97y explains why it makes perfect sense that the later you get int Bitcoin, the lower the risk and the higher the price you have to pay to acquire bitcoin.

🇩🇪 : "Ist die Verteilung von Bitcoin fair?"
https://europeanbitcoiners.com/ist-die-verteilung-von-bitcoin-fair/


Because smell is a massive part of flavour, and so is lip sensation, both of which are muted with the lid on.

If you prefer the lid, it means your coffee is shit and you don't like the taste - just a caffeine junkie.


Pandemics are not something that can be predicted.

You either...

A) Have no clue.

B) Engineer and release viruses.

C) Option B, but you want people to know you're doing it as a sick and twisted power move.

D) You are a technical analysis enjooyer


Kudos to nostr:npub1ltt9gry09lf2z6396rvzmk2a8wkh3yx5xhgkjzzg5znh62yr53rs0hk97y

I don't drink Coffee much anymore.
When I do, I use my aero press.
But he reminded me to drink with an open cup, not a lid. 🤌

Long ago.


Life changing


Every time a person writes this sats symbol, the are writing "21". #Bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/a4440f60f8f7f10b55c65bf7c2eb3baa0e905169c0c372470567452cc5c17b12.jpg


#ƨats


I'm giving away free banking licences. #Bitcoin

Https://parmanode.com

https://image.nostr.build/6858c4bd9cd9199e4a9242799832f4c0bba9dea2bccb59cba58c51791d397542.jpg


Freedom does not exist amongst greedy people?


I love internet


Lifting weights at 2.10am, because I am a Bitcoiner.


¡Vamos jodidamente!


Nah, sorry


GN to the people it's night for,
and GM to the people it's morning for,
and GFY to all you Bitcoiners,
and HFSP to everyone else.


Who she?


EAD


GFY


Blocked


If everyone could stop with the AI generated bitcoin images, that'd be great


Don't you mean, "I can't believe more people aren't talking about this?"


Do you have complex fucks?


The number of fucks out there far exceeds what can be given.

Not your problem, not your fuck.

#Bitcoin


How precise is the absence of the fucks you give?
I'm at 8 decimal places.
0.00000000 fucks given.


Your #Bitcoin wallet doesn't actually have bitcoin in it.

The bitcoin aren't even on the blockchain...

The blockchain has messages updating which public key owner (proved with signatures) owns them, but those messages aren't bitcoins.

Bitcoins doesn't exist. 🤯


The respect of the principle of equality before the law (a.k.a. universalizability) is not only a necessary but also a sufficient
condition to logically demonstrate that the non-aggression principle (NAP) is the only possible non-arbitrary coercive rule.

This means that it is not logically possible to believe in the principle of equality before the law and not be a libertarian (e.g. be in favour of any form of state). Those who are, are objectively mistaken. Either they are fooled by the propaganda or they are part of it.

https://giovannibirindelli.substack.com/p/the-ethics-of-equality-before-the


The soldiers of the enemy wish to be paid in bitcoin.

Fiat only works to fund war while bitcoin hasn't become money yet.


And when you get more, you want to learn more


I don't know what that is. Is that a sex thing?


Why can't I have lamb skewers at 2 am?

https://image.nostr.build/566a8317e3b2f0841300c506deb4a51a836431007aa1ce2b94e742d5e3cacae9.jpg


Correction, "a lovely day"


It was a bit warm in Melbourne today.

Undeniable evidence for climate change.

#ChangeTheClimate


One day we should make a book with all the good stuff you dig up.


A lottalamb today
https://image.nostr.build/9442f9db551baa184b383373b9b61ff6bf3700fc6d85123e633408ba8fbf1fa4.jpg


A debate is not how you introduce changes to #Bitcoin.

You make a solid proposal, and hope it becomes popular ORGANICALLY.

You can't force it, or "educate" everyone into it.

It's over. #FuckDrivechains


Marinate beef and stir fry with ghee/tallow, snow peas, and garlic


Nah, smol bowl of rice out of the shot


I can Chinese with the best of them

https://image.nostr.build/0f3b2a602d2919e2a68be7728f6926c57e71a1c1dbb9cf8f9c98dc93369b9304.jpg


Compliance is not a virtue


wtf


Tax is tyranny. Call it out.


If you like the Turkish dish, Iskembe çorbasi (tripe soup in lamb bone broth), consider adding kimchi as the reddening sauce.

The Korean cabbage pickle adds chile, garlic, and sour flavours, beautifully balanced. I believe traditionally it's a chile/pepper/capsicum sauce, but recently I've added tomato (passata).

Today, I tried Kimchi with some passata, and fine-adjusted flavours with salt, and a touch of vinegar. No extra garlic was required.

https://image.nostr.build/7dcc5a7120d4fb36599eff721f0987d1711be01e7b1fc01e20872ebe6eac5b0e.jpg


What the Hell happened to me, that I now vehemently fight with people about truth, economics, and freedom?

#Bitcoin happened to me.


Naidl it


The only use case for ETH so far has been for IT employees to put their pronouns on its fluid blockchain.


sudo*


The reason is OK to be evil is because we need roads.


Gippsland Bitcoiner, hello! It's been a long time, why didn't you orange pill me back then??


How much is it now to buy one crypto?


If you have bought #bitcoin    and can't withdraw, you don't even have IOU bitcoin.

You have a worthless "I-DON'T-owe-you-bitcoin" token.

Eg a Bitcoin ETF


If you can't use the dollars to buy real bitcoin, then fake bitcoin could be a good "trade"

https://image.nostr.build/04475d0eb14a42cdbd7de2e71ff307e8567f2d96afcbd37aa2f8b81f87e2fac1.jpg


Inner space?


Thanks


Probably will hang up the gloves after a little bull fun.

"I've moved on to other things. It's in good hands with Udi and everyone"


You forget who gives the BEST fucks.

Say hi you your mom


It's been a great #Bitcoin  bear market. Thank you to everyone on NOSTR I shared it with. I will look back with much fondness.


Truly necessary reading


Just wanna say something real quick...

#Bitcoin ETF is a SHITCOIN.

Thanks for your time.


Gaulch is a good thing.

(Atlas Shrugged)


LOL, such is my attention to detail


Every time you withdraw #bitcoin from the exchange to your own wallet, a child escapes from a central banker's basement.


The rainbow floor, FFS


Was reading this, and thought, Hey someone stole that quote from me! Wait


Is this the Swiss Gaulch?


#Parmanode has become my favorite node to play with. Give it a try. nostr:npub1ltt9gry09lf2z6396rvzmk2a8wkh3yx5xhgkjzzg5znh62yr53rs0hk97y


Doesn't that happen without a relay?


Terminal Mac or Linux...

curl https://parmanode.com/install.sh | sh

...and you're flying


Run your own NOSTR relay...
Advantages?


Let's hope it's a sex thing


Me too


That's a giant wank


Curb your Enthusiasm music, a must


There was a bear?

https://image.nostr.build/ab21db7d6e2cc6ab48449b18a405439a27f401ffada5bd008b27271c8e0d0a88.jpg


Fcuk


How humble I'm going to be is inversely proportional to the square root of the #Bitcoin bear market lenght.


Parmanode can now pimp up your terminal experience. Install "ParmaShell" from Parmanode menu.

Parma this Parma that... I'm running out of naming ideas


Oh, shit, not sure why, let's fix it.
Join parmanode telegram chat pls.

https://t.me/parmanode


I am fry rie master

https://image.nostr.build/eca6d70119ce2644d81811a977aa44dcf5fc50593ee58c47d8807243d750412d.jpg


Karen


Pretty


No, it wouldn't scramble


Pleasantville


I forgot LOL


You are trusting the software to use the addresses in your wallet, just like you would with lightning


Is it me, or when you're in your 40s,  you completely forget movies from when you were younger, and enjoy them again not knowing what's going to happen next?

It's such a blessing.

Sometimes even I've reached the last scene of a movie... "Hold on, I've seen this movie before!!"

https://image.nostr.build/e4b9d17aeda3d88d3a3ca99e3d8f933e3932c24cc3fc907f613bd20043bf4dc6.jpg


Just googled it, and realised I've seen it, absolutely loved it, but today I've completely forgotten the entire move, and looking forward to watching it again for the first time


We just watched Scent of a woman, can't believe i had never seen it


I like this alot


You can connect to mine, or

Electrum.bitaroo.net

Or emzy's

Sparrow's public node drop down list has them there


Whenever you put bitcoin into AI graphics generators, it always comes up with the same bloody graphic for it


I'm giving up trying to stop stupid people from stupiding


Does anyone have concrete evidence that the fighting in Israel is not AI generated video...

Because, you know, the people that would controlled demolition Building 7, or sink the Lusitania, or starting the Federal Reserve, or making up WMDs, are highly capable of doing that.

I'm not about to trust pictures from government media.

I'd more trust a pleb who has family there.


You don't need to be in the top 1% wealthy, but you do need bitcoin


Today I've added a cool feature to Parmanode

 It now has "ParmaShell", my custom functions and settings that will make your terminal experience more sexy and faster.

 Suggestions for more features in ParmaShell most welcome. Also, suggestions for a name welcome too, I'm running out of ideas.

Before you know it there'll be Parman Coin... Wait.


Did I mention you can use Parmanode to migrate an old Umbrel, or Mynode drive to use with any Linux computer, including Parmanode computer (ParmanodL)? #Bitcoin


Did I mention you can use Parmanode to migrate an old Umbrel, or Mynode drive to use with any Linux computer, including Parmanode computer (ParmanodL)?


An NFT is absolute cryptographic proof, beyond doubt, that you paid for something that is infinitely abundant.

Provably rare stupidity. 😜


Menu is a maze, yes

See parmanode.com, has a link to github


Nah, book a slot on my calandar, and leave a $50 deposit 😜


Well, that'll convert your ring tone permanently to silent


People who  ring you on the phone instead of texting first, think:

"I don't care if you might be busy with something, stop everything you're doing, and talk to me right now." RUDE.

For old people, fine, this is how they always did things and it's hard to change.


When Binance implosion?
Soon Binance implosion.
My bones in it, I feel.
Glorious, it will be, hmmm?


Parmanode now lets you take your Umbrel drive or MyNode drive and make it sync to Parmanode or any other Linux Node.

You get to keep you already sync'd data.


"Fancy a shag?" is my favourite British slang. It's so friendly and cozy sounding, and almost as innocent as offering a handshake.


Daily reminder to GFYs, and anyone else you might fancy.


When I'm asked if #Bitcoin can be stopped...

https://image.nostr.build/7a093cc7cf3f8a8f7e8ea1dc6980b15d23df08e6e332ea4e8d1ed0f3c4ddea89.jpg


Soon


Don't you think I won't?


Parman fried chicken again
Can't stop won't stop

https://image.nostr.build/8a04fe43cea061750ca5c4d1db6983e01a1bf3053be9417b4993ead1eb0d937a.jpg


Fucken hell, I don't like paying $21 for a $15 chicken


LOL Well played

https://image.nostr.build/5c2096ab07b318c1b2c17fc7e1280e3ff4441161bb39402e581299181ec99362.jpg


The best thing about The #Bitcoin Bart is people can stop saying Uptober - it's fucking annoying.


ParmanodL is out.

Easy AF #Bitcoin node for Pi4.

It's software that creates a Pi4 image using a desktop computer, and flashes it all in one go. Runs on Mac or Linux.

https://image.nostr.build/15f64b70e224f0e068b7fa151d271af7a2835251ea7dfb4ddcfe545719bd0692.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/d9f714b999b60be0284fccf6dab5798a0854ddc03c7e3bc8f5743846e600287f.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/5725999600cd3292206b49f90749d1ffff88abf0e9d7884d210f2dc94435efd0.jpg

Copy/Paste SINGLE command
Insert microSD into your Mac/Linux when prompted
Put the microSD into a PI and turn it on.
Double click icon to run (no finding IP addresses or typing SSH required).
Once accessing the Pi, type 'menu'.

I've been feverishly coding, debugging, testing, and drinking max coffee for days, and it's finally ready.

The code is easy to read, so please do.

https://github.com/ArmanTheParman/parmanodl

Some advantages...

You only type 1 command to install.
No Balena etcher or other flashing software required
No pgp verification is required (it's all from written text)
There is one download (official Raspberry Pi OS) which is hashed for the user.

No SSH commands are required - use the icon made on the desktop. Double-click to access the ParmanodL terminal.

Easy starting Parmanode - type "menu"

"Parmanode" is pre-installed on the ParmanodL and the internal drive configuration is done.

Next update, going to make the installation apps with parmanode run automatically on the background. Ie non interactive. Given that it's for a Pi, much less unknowns exist, so I'll go ahead and make all the necessarily choices and have everything installed.

Systemd to run selected parmanode scripts I think will be the cleanest way.


You already have Ubuntu installed, so all you need to do is type this into terminal, and away you go ...

curl https://parmanode.com/install.sh | sh


Did you sun your balls today?


Great question, and the answer is "No, sort of"...

There is Parmanode and ParmanodL.

Parmanode is the node software which can be installed on mac or Linux (can be a Pi).

ParmanodL is a computer configured to run Parmanode.

Parmanode OS is Raspberyy Pi OS (Debian Linux) modified to be a ParmanodL. It'll work on a Pi 64 bit at this stage, but with slight adjustments, it'll be ready for regular PCs too - next version.


Also ParmanodL

https://github.com/ArmanTheParman/ParmanodL


Parmanode.com


It can. A Parmanode drive is interchangeable. But not between Mac and linux, although, I could make that option but doubt there'd be demand


Recipe there.

Tastes like pea, lamb, and dill 😜


Ask and ye shall receive

https://armantheparman.com/lambandpea/


Should have anticipated this though.

Next bull market, I'm out, and this is how I'll exit. I think that timing is appropriate. Maybe yours is better?


I made it and ate it, what's the problem?


Eww


Got cheese ?

https://image.nostr.build/6858c4bd9cd9199e4a9242799832f4c0bba9dea2bccb59cba58c51791d397542.jpg


The incentive to attack #Bitcoin    is proportional (figuratively, not mathematically) to the hashrate.

End of security "budget" discussion.


I love you lot. I’m a really normal guy. I stack as hard as I can, was fired for standing up. I will never capitulate. Always here , always going to keep on keepin’ on. The revolution will not be televised but we know what we know 🤙🧡💜🔥


The more #bitcoin you get, the more right you're going to be when you're right.


Faaark, #Bitcoin block 808,000. It feels like yesterday when we got to 630,000


Parmanode version 3.6.1 is out today. (#Bitcoin easy AF node for desktop computers)

Electrum or Sparrow Wallet can now connect to Fulcrum Server or Electrs Server via TCP, SSL, or TOR - AUTOMATICALLY

Users can change it around with menu selections (No config file edits needed)

https://image.nostr.build/c32a41ca6faad9ae5f5c23002c5efe116258f1033cb11b14ff99e3ac6db877f0.png


#Bitcoin in a tiny nutshell:

Numbered blocks of data containing money transactions, and added over time in series, with each block containing the hash of the previous block, and each hash required to be within a prespecified and range that adusts to frequency of production where new supply of money is produced within each block, distributed predictably over time, and tapers down over a period of 131 years, capping the supply to 21 million coins.

There's so much more to it, but that's my technical nutshell.


Would you look at that, #Bitcoin didn't die today


Too much posting not enough stacking


The hand looks a bit too heil-y, but anyway


I paint #bitcoin stuff

https://image.nostr.build/33a5db4b0f641519a22ceee8a3d360fae9b008ba2a815208dd28f68b58108314.jpg


https://bitcoinmagazine.com/culture/my-suggestion-for-the-bitcoin-sats-symbol

https://image.nostr.build/58854ec634f158333ee14056bd6d8a94ca44620e8d5c740f29823fca0e2d3d2c.jpg


I met Satoshi today at a Japanese beef restaurant. Gave him some #Bitcoin, of course! Yes, I gave satoshi Bitcoin! He was excited that the wallet had his name (Walletof Satoshio).

It's the wallet I go to when showing bitcoin to busy people - don't mess around with seed phrases at such times, that's for later.

If you want to zap him...

stockbreath33@walletofsatoshi.com

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/f6d4e94b7d4b66ca329f77f40f68c80473692c1030cda4938f4285e5f9769c54.jpg


Anything good happening?


Also, pls show me output of:

cat ~/.parmanode/nodejs.log


Thanks. I should have asked for :
node --version
not nodejs --version.
It needs to be version 18+


Also
nodejs --version

Thx


And what do u get with the command
uname -m
?


Also, please divulge system info... OS & CPU type


After start, it is still saying "not running at the top of the menu", so something went wrong.

Did the installation say "success" at the end?


Mempool developers seem to have broke their code, IDK.

I have abandoned mempool, and offer BTC RPC Explorer instead.

Run parmanode update. Uninstall mempool. Install btc rpc expl.

Sorry for the inconvenience, and GFY


I like memes


The PFC recipe is here. 1 secret herbs and spices revealed!!

https://armantheparman.com/pfc


People don't seem to be entertained


Fixed in thread


Sorry folks, not sure why the link isn't working.

Its Arman The Parman dot com forward slash pfc

Trying again...

http://armantheparman.com/pfc


The PFC recipe is here. One secret herbs and spices revealed!!

Http://armantheparman.com/pfc


Yes, I thought that, which is why he gets the benefit of the doubt.

Life in danger, though


That's impossible. There's no way I can earn anywhere near what I stacked. I stacked well. But boated it all, sadly.


No


Ooof.gif


What have you seen where?


Naidl it!