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 I’m noticing people are muted that I know for a fact I would never mute. Does this happen to an... 
 Which client are you using? 
 Is this how billionaires shitpost at each other? 

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 Gm ☕️☀️ Nostr is elite. 

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 Yes 🙌 
 So do we still call it Twitter or X? 
 I call it X. Feels wrong to call it Twitter, like an insult to the Twitter name. 
 lol 😂 just watched this one with the kids. Couldn’t help myself but make a meme 😁 
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 Greetings fellow Intronauts, I mean Nostriches (—:

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 lol I’d actually never heard that one. I remember netizen but not this one. Funny how we’re doing the same thing with nostr 😂 
 The last thing I want from my nostr apps is more push notifications on my phone. 
 Some want it. Good to have options. But i actively do everything I can to limit the number of notifications from ANY app on my phone. Very few people are able to ping me with a notification from anywhere lol 
 When I’m ready to use nostr, I open an app and see relevant notifications in the app. For me, that’s as far as I want it to go. Some clients are adding push notifications, and this morning I saw someone post about an app dedicated to nostr push notifications. Good to have options I guess, but for me nostr has been a place to get away from the noise of other social media. I don’t want to start adding that noise back in. 
 💯 same 
 Nostr is so fucking cool. 
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 Top story on Google News. MSM is running out of material 😂🤡🌎

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 Music is magical  
 Mind fucking blown 
 Chronological feeds are cool no doubt but the trade off is it makes you want/need to spend more t... 
 Disagree. It’s false for people to think they’re so important that they need to know everything that happens. Chronological feed makes me not care so much about trying to see everything. If it was truly important then I’ll see it when I come back online because people will still be talking about it. Everything else I missed is probably inconsequential to me, and trying to care THAT much about everyone online is a waste of my emotional energy and time and attention. When I’m online on nostr, I’m in the moment. When I’m off nostr, I’m not wondering what I’m missing because it is happening without me and I’m doing something more important offline anyway. 
 Winner!
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 “We’re so early.”
— person without crystal ball 
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 Yes 🙌 🤣 
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 I judge nostr haters so hard 🤣 
 At least 21 days 
 Mute list is growing, I ain't here to argue with the haters 

Good vibes and freedom tech only 🫡 
 Yoooo
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 Reminder that dollars are just unrealized sats. 
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 You ever make a meme, and then when you open nostr to post it you see someone already randomly just posted one using the same template? This has happened to me more than once. Blows my mind. 
 I usually wait until later that day or the next day 🤣 
 Genius 🤯 
 Influencoors rekt 😅 New FTC rule goes into effect that prohibits fake reviews and buying/selling fake followers. Lol 

https://www.glitched.online/ftc-fake-review-policy-spells-bad-news-for-influencers-and-brands/
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 Haven’t read the text of the actual rule yet. But I imagine they’d have to show that a business/person actively solicited those reviews in whatever way violates the rule before they could take enforcement action. In other words, I don’t believe I could buy fake reviews on your podcast and then send the ftc after you over it, unless perhaps you asked me to do it on your behalf. But if it can be misused then it probably will be, so I’m not necessarily disagreeing with your sentiment. 
 FTC rule also prohibits buying fake views 😂 

Post from FTC Chair: 
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 Revisiting Saylors Advice for those entering Adulthood:

1. Focus your Energy
2. Guard your Time
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 Shhh 🤫… #11 makes for good meme material 😂 
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 There’s probably a Marshall’s or TJMaxx next door to the Halloween place 😂 
 Guaranteed 5% more friends after wearing this costume 🥳😂 
 When you take your socks off and put them back on, do you make sure the same foot gets the same s... 
 My wife got me socks that are different shapes for L and R feet, and they are labeled so I have no choice 😭😭 
 It’s because it’s better for my feet, right? Right? 😭

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 Never a dull moment 😂🧡

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 Hard to argue with that 😂 
 💯 The craziest example of this I’ve had was someone on nostr asking for memes for marketing leading up to an event. We started private messaging and they sent me examples memes they liked, including some I’d personally made. They didn’t know I’d made them and said they got them from a telegram group I’m not even part of. I had only posted them on nostr 😂