I donno man to me Hallowe’en and Remembrance or Veterans Day meant enough on their own and each day has it’s own day which should be more than enough appropriate recognition that it doesn’t need to spill over almost as if to say, “but what about me??”

ITS NOT YOUR DAY YET WAIT YOUR TURN

#amiwrong


Might be?!? How am I so confused and you are not no fair


This is really amazing https://image.nostr.build/7e6009a8d194b88675d18ce77e114532ae934a491c36617a7f54f1cc7e0f9dba.jpg


I’m mean technically we’re losing the war against Christmas but ok everybody laugh it up


That’s what I said nostr:note1r05luzvwuvslvkrhz3ax5qey0hyuvtgd0d4yuu439curwnsd9c9ql709qd nostr:note1yrqqg22nk3u82pk94nc8k4d4gaxzs63hl3thlk8ps4p6sf4gzj2s3pgtn8


WHAT DID I SAY nostr:note1v8mjd9daym50y24p8zgt3xszejahxgwuj6t9w235menzjpnfpjrshyq0fh nostr:note1atlncrv858mk6e5494m0ltpml2smlxpt2gsw029vas3kxljhc0lqs39uzz


FR though, the numbers represent how many mines are in the adjacent squares. So the higher numbers guide you away from where there are mines to where… you do not blow up if you click there 👉🏻 instead.


It’s pretty simple don’t blow up


I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. nostr:note1jy4ya4j7vp803rv386hmzzqaenaht7w4hxg6ct83u4hh24lvques7haa5n


Oh great now everyone can see all the things I shouldn’t say out loud.

Do you feel like this sometimes? Now I do.


Jesus H Christmas nostr:note1feuy70zzrnll3xdtta4lwatcjmsprfxu86uwpwlflw3g2z3jjshs76r03v


WE LOST THE LINE THAT’S THE LAST LINE OF DEFENCE YOU GUYS IT’S HAPPENING OMGGGG


Hey wait guys is it Moscow Time yet?


I thought you were going to say you’re still crazy then I might have stayed interested.

Us crazies will welcome you back with open arms whenever you’re ready of course https://image.nostr.build/d4f3a406a796101bdd9914da2b90332ffc580f7290cbedfcc17778af21e36695.gif


Push in you don’t want to create a vacuum. Less pressure means less air to conduct your heat away trust me I’m an engineer 👷♀


Don’t Care At all


😍 nostr:note1mzxkte7tmzfaesfclt733kwxhs4x6kc53rwtphx3kxk8m4cju73sra5xcu


Office Space energy tho nostr:note15pd38pw8z9gx3j0m854sjnm99902ymnfn2t2cxxuqv3dcr0dun9sj4endv


You would have no passengers out there though I don’t want my employee to be lonely.

Who said I’m in charge anyway though wasn’t this your idea?


You mother fuckers are the funniest god damn cunts on the face of the earth and I love every single last one of you 🤣🤣🤣 too much fun on #nostr and you can tell I’m serious by the punctuation. 🤙🏻👉🏻🧠👌🏻


Lol cruising around downtown San Francisco in my trolley bitcoin mining rig 🤣🤣🤣 *ding* *ding* NOT FOR HIRE

😂

Or yeah sky train in Vancouver they will never notice 😂


And run it on diesel? Or vegetable oil stolen from fast food mc-where-ever? … This is how conspiracies get started.

I like it


When I was a kid I wondered why computers weren’t liquid cooled had nobody thought of it yet or what and many years later, of course these kinds of things are now commonplace…

I’ll get straight to the point and Alfred Nobel knew it too, if he could think of it, well eventually anyone could, or someone definitely would. So it might as well be him to try and keep it honest. Other than that, you can’t do much and don’t know much. Especially what anyone knew or figured out centuries ago. Don’t get focused on anything here that might get you thinking about ego though, I like to believe there’s million year old wisdom inside all of us, just looking for a canvas to paint a masterpiece. 🤙🏻


Rule number 5: if the note the rule was written on gets dropped by the relays, tough luck pal.


Not that I’m encouraging everyone to rush out and overstuff the mempool but no time like the present 🎁


I would like to get my hands on some nuclear fusion and mining hardware. That’s a business idea I can believe in.


If this means out of fiat right now then yes


Enjoy your path my friend it sounds amazing and one thing I also know is not to envy such things another may have, I do my best anyway 😜


I will never not finger things anymore 👉🏻


Be dum not to


Congratulations on your great success of creating the ideal conditions for science to occur


You have slippers?? Such luxury.

If I were a typical man I might say slippers are a shitcoin right now HOWEVER

I have some pretty nice slippers and I love them and IF MY BITCOIN CAN’T AFFORD ME AND MY KIN THE BEST SLIPPERS IN THE LAND well then what good is it anyway 😑


It’s too bad there’s only like 5 people on Nostr everyone else is missing out on how fun this is. Get in losers!


Especially not on a Friday.


The fourth rule is to never have a rule #13.


I am the worst at anonymity like seriously I am a super ‘tard at privacy. Not sure how that’s going to work out for me.


These rules are becoming a textbook math problem I think


They keep rolling out the hits with these rules! Keep ‘em comin’!


As in covering with water so when it freezes it loses its heat to the surrounding material which can keep that material from freezing itself? Yes. Can confirm that technique does work under the right conditions but it’s usually used in springtime to save buds if need be. To the best of my knowledge.


Which is an amazing second rule really well thought out


Well I donno I tend to get into trouble when I get too excited so best to follow some kind of advice probably even if it’s just HHGTTG:

Don’t Panic


I take it back some sats are cooler than other sats nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx 🤙🏻 TY very cool https://image.nostr.build/de11b1ba371937d917081ab3ae2526abda0745fe6b0aaf5ab2f8ab30089a97a6.jpg


Oh weird look at that, a war… https://image.nostr.build/bc0e3c446b9920d66cf37bd1cbbeb2b10022fec46847189e00f4b0586d3179eb.gif


I stand on the shoulders of giants for fun.


Coward.


Would that be the path less travelled?


The first rule of Nostr is shitpost.


WHO’S A ‘TARD NOW?!? HUH!?!


JK the first rule of Bitcoin is obviously 21M only.


The first rule of Bitcoin is stay humble.

The second rule of Bitcoin is…

S t a y  H u m b l e.


Stay humble


I would sell if I didn’t have these diamond hands


Idocracy


few


slay queen


"By 1923 used generally for "young boy, inexperienced person" (originally in show business, as in punk day, circus slang from 1930, "day when children are admitted free"). The verb meaning "to back out of" is by 1920."

https://www.etymonline.com/word/punk


Don’t give up, give in… https://image.nostr.build/57fcdd25612e617d21f64369e75dd6e9119af9cb1504d5ae72da0eb61904533d.gif


Make it hot, make it quick. Get in get out quit fuckin’ about yo ho yo ho yo ho


WE STARTED ‘TARDING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS… 🎶


Probably have to buy one of each sweat shop and coordinate their supply seems like a lot of work but probably actually the easiest way and you’re bound to have lots of business from others who want to paint it black 👍🏻


Look at the big brain on brad 🧠 https://image.nostr.build/4c1dda33a05db15ace6641709896bb52abcc6a08c8b2e6185e210e0e3271e763.jpg


Sorry no refunds


innit? innit!? INNIT!!! … it is. 😬


Sup


Quick question: which drug is this?


Bob Vila is actually a mosquito?!? It all makes so much sense now… https://image.nostr.build/3d7465583d0a651d8dc2ed31dffb42f9a6ba05548f84aa5741ce7e547b51482a.gif


nice shoes


What kinds of nefarious crimes will you commit with this weapon of mass sparkle?


It’s my go to move because of that. I even say it IRL also adding .com to just about anything works too.com


I watched S7E1 last night!


Buy buy 🤣🤣🤣


Throw a bucket of hot water on your window 🤣


My bank card has a use again


Winter came all over my truck last night


Never say never.

And they will never stop trying? 🤔


GOOD MORNING I’m not too busy to write the whole thing out unlike some people around here https://image.nostr.build/d7a98c473043d701422ddb1456af9a96988b82617470d06c4f0b4f8ffec409ff.gif


In college and the trades we say, “not everyone makes it.” Unfortunately for some that’s usually how standards work, not everything makes the grade. You do your best to get everything up to standard but it is usually an impossible task.

The sun rises on another day in which we have the opportunity to build our bridge to tomorrow, or burn them to light our way, or whatever else we can think of. Enjoy! ✌🏻


Soon they will have nothing to lose


Together Ape Strong


So much for innocent until proven guilty.


Health is wealth


Did you wear a shirt there or no


I thought people whose faces turn red drinking alcohol were allergic to it?


Did you guys forget this is all still just a big experiment or what?


Shut up man if they hear you they will start buying it all up and mess with the prices shhh 🤫


Ok actual gn 😘 sweet dreams nostr


Not mine 🤷🏼


big bad bug


Or what relays they are connected to?


Is this like some kind of Highlander bullshit? ThErE CAn ONly BE oNe


I am aware


I don’t know what global you guys are lookin at but mine is not like that


You said it fine the first time!


Tatum are you cheating for Movember


How sour is this pear


All right well now this makes me think of Caesar salad and I am always generous with my croutons HOWEVER there are always more greens.


Bread salad??? Wtf is that


This person can’t even manage to enjoy flavour they should not be in charge of anything


Who said I was trying to be helpful


You should be able to install firmware in less than a year


See I thought she was just making it up too


Well, I‘ve probably offended enough strangers for one night. GN!

(First mid western goodbye, there is still yet to be a knee slap and a “well I should probably get going” so don’t worry take a number wait your turn and everyone will get a GN in order)


No thanks I’m trying to cut back


Bible 2.0


gm https://image.nostr.build/d7a98c473043d701422ddb1456af9a96988b82617470d06c4f0b4f8ffec409ff.gif


Boost the hell out of this - It actually deserves that kind of attention.


You’re like Neo falling for the girl in the red dress don’t even act like you’re not


stay humble, you know the rest https://image.nostr.build/feb129817493afd86fe544cb475958eccf02040a8e23701cf4700872645d97ec.jpg


Promise?


Can’t unsee, I know. I did apologize in advance! To be fair.


Why do you want their attention so bad? What’s wrong with mine?


D.) All of the above. https://image.nostr.build/564b5c07eacac4f78ff3a141889fd4830c1e16d0f4cc060dccf39e6d9d3544ac.gif


We’re all in this together, separately 🫂


I mean at least make it whole wheat or something people come on


Yup https://image.nostr.build/9aa0378dbc88ae7c79a8fc9f8bc29ef76aea453a1fd132c6e509ea4a174b9bc1.jpg


New High Score!


🤔 ok how to explain… you know that feeling you get deep down when you make a mistake and you’re like, “oh. Yeah I should have expected that. I’m an idiot.” Well. That’s kind of like being ‘tarded, it’s a normal part of being human. Some of us can admit it, some can’t 🤷🏼 hope that helps!

PS I guess it’s self deprecating humour yeah?


I told you your princess was in another castle


nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap you make it too easy 🤣🤣🤣


Oh boy #tardstr you poor woman let me just apologize in advance for this


Where the m’fkn snakes in this picture nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r and @everyone consider this one of those find and circle things or if things are really getting weird nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 maybe a 1/10 would not bang meme. I don’t even know anymore I think I’m just hitting new levels of #tard even cptn Kirk would be like “well that’s enough frontier for one day.”


Prisoner nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r back in your cell nostr:note1rgd4s238myj94j3kfsg96ws5q7rss33hhh7d5kw2c0j84ay06l8qrp8ret


First nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 penis?? Now this?! Unbelievable.


I come to play


Life in the food chain. nostr:note12pmv30nr07jrnv5cc753sa8ldnjmf4sm2fcryw2h5u0qevn6dasq2nlerv


Because pretty much everything in Aus IS trying to kill you


Devil’s in the details, isn’t it?


🤔 Are you alluding to a higher power?


Thanos might say, “Reality is often disappointing.”


I mean it is sweeter…


I have… no idea how to help other than try to make jokes. Perhaps your princess is in another iCloud account??


Nice! Glad to hear this is all going to work out.


No no bars are fun and you probably want to go back which could be construed as addictive and they often have TVs playing the golf network or poker stars and if it’s not that it’s probably the news and who needs it no no not the same 🤣🤣🤣


How is that stupid? There’s no point arguing in taste.


How suspicious https://image.nostr.build/77bd8401733c151668d174d372146a7b38ab3885cc2804674173e186d9f223a0.jpg


Ohhh what does the oppressive tyrannical government want now?


meaning


Thanks! You’re a sweetheart have a nice day now 🤣


Usually you only get that on Samsung


Also in his stead someone has to step up and make these decisions Nostr doesn’t shitpost itself.

Wait. Are there enough bots now we can just all quietly leave and watch what happens?


Out of 3 Billion men, he’s bound to be one of them.


He’s back


If we were speaking I would have said “Yeah, No, Eh…” also you should probably factor that in.


No we’re still pretty vain


Getting one reaction or comment on your note is like validation for parking


Thousands you say https://image.nostr.build/aecdb0923480f6c0cabc4a446877a703feb68c08a56412be8d9aa99045143094.jpg


DM for consulting quote


Oh man now I have to go find that old note?

He said he was taking a break from social and he’s actually been gone a while. Truly inspiring.


Who could blame them really


Nice! What kind of jack? Jack Sparrow? Jack Nicholson? Jack the Ripper?? (Of flys?)


I am a people you could follow me if you like always an option


It’s for the best.


Are we sharing a soul or something? When is it my turn?


In my day the rookie got naked!


This movie loves you


No but like what, what do I call ‘em? Dave? Princess Monster Truck? Suzanne? Gozer the Gozerian?


IF YOU SAY SO https://image.nostr.build/9dd4a6419f65c379a8ef15517b8762b94107f9118308b4d116a0e2d0ff42580c.gif


Well, I salute you Sarge’ 🫡


I THINK WE CAN GO WEIRDER


Cool! What is this fuzz monster’s name?


Be still, my beating heart 😍


Well you couldn’t have possibly fucked that up worse now could you https://image.nostr.build/b2fe7d5d1c1e478432d65e42b4eeb1cc176c5c5e5a7b4ca3755d3c2fafb6a90c.jpg


So hot right now


Israel


Hold my beer watch this


nostr:note1ftzcyu2322rrcv8lt9ukngddl7tzc84xzcvmgw88lpx636que4ws4c6zp6 nostr:note1fg04h9d2u0l93stl38pfc24sudwp0a4tenzkrzgflje5qkpakvzqmduc2s


I have many tales of the ‘tards of yore, gather ‘round!


Yeah yeah, t̶h̶e̶ t̶i̶m̶e̶k̶n̶i̶f̶e̶ nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 ‘s profile picture, we’ve all seen it…


You’re welcome. I’m here all day.


gm?


I like how it was pointed out “social network” has become “social media.”

Make social media social networking again 💪🏻


I’ll allow it.


Show your work


I volunteer nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 ‘s penis and since he is not here to accept, I will on his behalf. Not like he’s going to be using it anyway since nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap broke up with him.


Mmmhmm nostr:note1k6pncheh708y7kqcr0q2dr4twc944k89kvr67mq9u6utm7en7x3qrdedhm


The penises would also die. Not sure about the butter. https://image.nostr.build/fd70478e3fbe05145e881caa03f6088ce367d455e44b713b648c162c8229193a.jpg


If nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 would come back also, that would be great.


Is this like some kind of fancy pants #tardstr or wat


There you go doubting yourself again


Beer. It’s what’s for dinner.


I think it’s people who know what they don’t want vrs people who know what they want.

e.g. A man goes to the store. He knows what he wants. He gets it and he goes home.

A woman goes to the store, she knows what she doesn’t want, therefore must eliminate items one by one until the remaining item now becomes the thing she wants.

Case closed. You’re welcome.


JFC now there’s bag chains too when will it end?


Sorry forgot banana for scale


I could print my pk on paper and rip rails so fast it would make your head spin.


Here’s a sample 😆🤦🏼 https://image.nostr.build/a1b76763d3272a2ce3e7332ec33ae4d66471d98dff477fd6de7cf341a906168a.jpg


Journeymen write their own ticket 🤤


My boys will out slober your puppy any day of the week. https://image.nostr.build/c405cb33af004dd333297bb89b15487763460116115e01c0174d0b1a8428e948.jpg


There’s always a guy at the table like, “I think we can go dumber.” Since at least Bush jr.


You can not help but be influenced by the path you are on.


It’s a circle.


Always gotta get the last word in this guy


No and then.


So these are like guys that are okay


Wut


And then?


My keys belong to the lake now (lost in a boating accident)


Also GFY KYS etc etc


GN3 = irony??


😅 You’re in luck! Nostr hasn’t got to the “ultimately” part just yet 😜


Mind your thoughts, they become your words, mind your words, they become your actions, mind your actions, they become your habits, mind your habits, they become your character, mind your character, it becomes your destiny. -Lao-Tze https://image.nostr.build/82b735e3fdd9c592c3c92617410ae2779ff098eefa9c345e53fbeee6b43c069f.jpg


Badass cheat code


A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.


No.

Yes.


Lol MOAR FINGERS nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻


Anybody nesting? Want to start one? I’m keen.


Someone had to


You’re only just realizing this now?


Far out man


Welp. Now it’s a meme. Maybe this is your penis butter moment?


nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap predicting and contemplating the orb https://image.nostr.build/e5f20292c5679310992635b48bf23ff14231643e5bb8240bc7106a0d91f8856e.jpg


False. #tardstr


Or, let’s not censor things and say we did. #penisbutter #theresnodeletewherewereheaded


good 👍🏻 nostr:note1ta44rh4aceu4fxws9w607ft3u7t4c7m0uveudxqaux9pe7kjnrhq0gz553


Technically correct is the best kind of correct…


I had to be quick like a bunny to even get it without pausing and analyzing each frame like a real weirdo but anyway yes your terrible secret is now known to all 5 of us here on the nostr 😱


👀 https://image.nostr.build/bb6378594e1bc03ebffefaa771efed1da1b3ed07dd88605deb89dd9907727b99.jpg


Fine. Which version though


Do we get an updated version after this that’s easier to read?


And bitcoin loves you ❤😘


And that’s how an online scam works kids! Would you like to see another one?? nostr:note12zzkzpusr7zcj667v5lxnt8p5snduczaqlwmee6j992dkuhvedgslkq8ta


You check those DMs yet? Waiting… https://image.nostr.build/f3d18c145ab659c79d5b9d63291d8e1e8979730a01031a80c6db9e0b73dd1ba3.jpg


Hit me like a gambling addict that’s all in baby I want to hear those strong opinions let’s go


What’s zoom? It says I need to open a new tab, how do I do that?


You are singing the song of my people 🎶


Ok but you can only have my credit card number if you promise not to charge me until I forget I even gave it to you, then you have to make it pretty much impossible for me to get a refund. Deal?


Waste not, want not! I suggest having a couple fresh drinks first, once you have a buzz, switch to the old stuff. 🤙🏻


I want to be different, just like you.


In that case I am definitely not sure what you are waiting for those drinks are not getting any younger


You’re always partying it seems! I gotta figure out how to do that.

Not bad escaped the fiat mine mostly unscathed, two days to reset then get back at it! Not much for plans for my weekend war(rior status) besides catch up on house work and winterizing things as need be. Cheers though 🍻 just about to crack my first bevy 🤙🏻


No time like the present, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!


“Your call is very important to us, please continue to hold for the next available God… 🎶 … Your call is…”


How are you this fine day m’lady?


Did you try a smell test yet?


Terrible spot, you should move. I’ll hold on to this one while you look though


Why so insecure bro?


I’m just learning about this now so first off I read it’s not likely for males to have this trait so probably not but I looked at a spectrum test on a website and can easily see 39 colour bars sure then I read somewhere else screens can’t display a proper test because they don’t have the range… so 🤷🏼 this is the problem with the internet. I now feel that I know something more, just not sure how much of it is accurate. Yayy


Don’t all the charts roughly look like this? Spiking with every QE? Just trying to understand if your rancher’s price just hasn’t spiked yet?


You think that’s a temporary condition then or the price of chips is never going back down?


I have the most clear memory of checking out nostr for the first time on astral seeing all these hello world posts, it felt like discovering fire and it was so rough compared to today 🤣 but I knew right away it would be amazing I think everyone felt like that 🫂


Going back to what year’s price? If I may ask?


Something about bright vibrant colours and white space mixed in just strike a cord for my eyes/brain like no other. I wonder if in a past life I was one of those shrimp that can see 15 billion more colours than we can or smth


Nice shoes


I’m from this class 🤙🏻


Meh probably not much I mean I already have Moscow time in my feed, stuff like that so there isn’t much I’m ever wondering about in that respect.


🤣🫂 https://image.nostr.build/94c1c49b768bfb4c893f020115953f7e299aefb6c71ae9f996abb2b027c904db.jpg


🧙🏿♂ https://video.nostr.build/e897784bd7755e763aae25974078fbbea96ec9dce039e7f66d501434c379daed.mov


All right real talk, are we finally in the “events leading up to WWIII” part or not that close yet?


Your brain doesn’t know the difference 🧠 🤙🏻


🫂 https://image.nostr.build/8d0ce0f76aeee8cb97f60b79c0ba989f7341373df33198a2a1ad85f0243334de.gif


How many fakes and bots??


🤝🫣🫡 https://image.nostr.build/bdf399868a8fd43be3bf830ace89dde5db3341cbdbf77b91315c34ca66a9923a.gif https://image.nostr.build/f2005837820d077d1c005c4ae9a9c4bee0281d87be82afd4f10aee9018db1cde.jpg


Keep them Bitcoin facts coming


A picture says 1000 words they say, and if most of those words are “white” and “grey” obviously people are going to tune out a little bit. 🤙🏻


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 https://video.nostr.build/947b7b87cf9dff2de690b397acaee4ab7cbb0d110c3db836744cf8d9c31c8ce9.mov


Friends don’t let friends move to Abbotsford.


It’s nice to have options


Going to have to watch again to figure out my opinion… oof


Awe man I just got here 😭


Farm to Table.
Stream to Node.

🤙🏻


Is there an announcement coming? Are the prophecies true?! Blue! 42! Hut!


Lies


That’s not how the rhyme goes


Naughty.


You can’t possibly go slower than me I have been not absorbing this at all for so many years now.


Do any of the signs make sense?


Inverse cramer ftw


🤝 https://image.nostr.build/7780841ab90bcf41fd1c04a661f431c4789e43679f711831d5952d8a7a493905.jpg


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

Made me think of this ✌🏻😆


So like, now I don’t even have to bother to read my emails unless there are an appropriate amount of sats attached… Nice. 🤙🏻 I wish they had figured out how to do this in like 1992. Millennials gotta fix everything I guess. Back to work people.


Yeah, time to get ready for the fiat mine unfortunately, hope to catch up on it later!


No idea what he said specifically that you’re referring to, but I couldn’t agree more.


GM! Slightly less angry 🥰 I can never stay mad at you guys


In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

GM my very angry people! gfyourselves


Bots are a shitcoin?


Lord, give me strength!


Maybe this guy should get off his ass and make his own client(s) instead of bitching to anyone he can tag about the way he thinks it should be? I don’t think Marie is on X, maybe you’d be happier over there?


If nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r keeps zapping me like she has been tonight I may be able to quit my fiat job.


It’s October and I’m feeling festive! https://image.nostr.build/4c007092ff23087f088f047506e76edef69ec89bba8278ffb12286f4ca428951.jpg


Guess it’s just us bots left here then https://image.nostr.build/0502d0c4b177a81840cba95b3133e81111fa0e10f69697b746ef37f2aa0de8fa.png


You’re welcome.


For those who are not strong at math, that equals two photos of nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ‘s butthole, which cost me nothing. It would be dumb for me to turn this deal down.


Well it did sound like he needs to get out more


nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a 👆🏻a challenger emoji approaches


Cheap at double the price


A photo of your butthole, apparently. 🙄


Everybody raise your hand when you’re ready to talk, if you don’t get a zap, stfu.


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r it wasn’t talking to you wait your turn


Now now let’s not be hasty ELE


Hrmm last I checked I muted cyborg but I didn’t say it was a permanent policy.


MOAR FINGERS


Everything burns.


Oh no… who will stop nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ?? Help! I’m being oppressed!


$20 is $20. https://image.nostr.build/dea8b3fd54ea7f814bca4e951ebffab8c3297ff7200474dbade3f9cdf58c839d.jpg


yeah ok whatever you say bud.


Least we can do is troll back otherwise they win


Best to mute?


What part of a bot is the butthole? Anything that ejects waste?? LIKE YOUR OUTPUTS?!?

*mic drop / crowd goes wild*


Oh man, first I seen it! Is it getting better??


Oof. That one’s not funny.


Not according to nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a ‘s emoji data if memory serves…


I have said some pretty off colour things in my day but the timeline where I make that comment, well let’s just say it’s not adjacent to this one.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Where’s the spider I have my cold storage address ready no problem


Definitely for re-distribution! 🤣🤣🤣


Be rude not to


😆 WHAT 🤣

Yeah probably not nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is a classy lady!


Tongue or we have to go on a date first?


All right it’s probably about time to re-distribute some of nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ‘s phat 111 zaps, who wants one?


Hey that’s a double entendre! This day is getting better and better


I pause very liberally. Sometimes the tv and everything shuts off due to inactivity and I’m like, *on nostr* “Hey! I was watching that.”


I’m just amazed I spelled guitar correctly without autococking it up.


Guitar Hero 4


Wrong answers only?


Beautiful.

Hey random question did you see that movie “The Menu” ? That shit was bonkers.


Oh $&?* sry hey @everyone pretend like you didn’t see this 🤙🏻 thank


Looks good enough to eat


This image is so fascinating to me because, so far as I know, the program that created it has really, not in any way like I do, no idea what this image looks like in my mind.

As I understand it nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8  correct me if I’m wrong, it’s just kind of mashing data together and spitting out a file which gets converted into what I can see and then comprehend. At no point does the program ever comprehend anything, right? It was trained somehow and still training I assume based on some feedback from our comprehension?

Yet there’s a cable sticking out of this guy’s head and I have never needed that for Bitcoin mining in my life. How about you nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d ? Or did I just not realize this is a stolen uncredited candid photo of you? https://image.nostr.build/e6a82b0cf118153603ad3b57a3ce2a349f9a75541bbac6638f122a43f35c0c74.jpg


I don’t understand how it’s possible, what you say, but when I looked into it last the fees seemed really high for not much capacity or anything… hard to break it down without being specific but I run a couple full nodes and it just didn’t make sense for me to send any sats to try beyond having the app on my phone to see what it was about. Maybe worth a second look now?


Can a note be considered heresy?!?

It’s October! … or is this some kind of “it’s five o’clock somewhere!” thing now time doesn’t even matter as a fact anymore?? 😕

Dumb bots. The future is dumb.


Why does is start with nprofile in the original image?


I never know what the kids are capable of these days. Can’t be too careful.

I couldn’t get it to direct anywhere useful but I only tried two things. I’m more lazy than technical.


If this is a fkn Rick Roll I’m gonna be pissed.


You got Zer0 criticism from me rn


God dammit, not again!


Not through a window he didn’t if inside a plane… just looks like VS to me maybe tinted or some effect…

IR cameras can’t see through windows and usually the colour spectrum is limited and a gradient bar is displayed with the image to help define areas of interest. 🤷🏼🤔 something like that.


What the hell, even does this mean?

Are we all reduced to speaking in riddles and order for words that master Yoda would approve of, certainly?


I see a lot of finger pointing and not a lot of robots.

Disappointing numbers guys.


Nice! I think that step is called acceptance but I am not all up on the latest lingo. Good for you anyway the feelings are mutual, as weird as that is. Get used to it 🤙🏻


It can be both if you want


I deserve exactly none of this credit however due to circumstances beyond my control I am accepting all of it, graciously I might add.


Wait until they get their hands on the weapons grade retardium


Hey they gotta innovate somewhere somehow


Why can’t it be a weird way


Totally under rated


Christmas is coming


This is the only acceptable response to M$ Edge.


Like the grey goo problem but it’s bots?


I didn’t I just went out and started buying it because no one else could be convinced 😆


No pep and ched? Pickled bean? Not even celery?!? Heinous.


GN except this time it’s Good Nap 😴


There is little better in life than a cold brew after a hard day at work, while still on site, imho.


I SAID YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL, WE CAN HEAR YOU FINE


Don’t forget about the old men in the barber shops either!


You don’t have to yell we can hear you fine


Coward


Yes


Is there an inverse munger yet?


Yeah that’s pretty sexy


Is this your kink?


If they didn’t sell all them parts how would they buy them back at twice the price?


Yes https://image.nostr.build/21468f46c6162c62ade5879417af1cbdd2b3ad10944e40f0dfe9142d1a4cf9b9.jpg


Currently eating pistachios though


Ohhh now you got me thinking 🤔


There is only now.


My sweet tooth is a problem I go for the pb every time


Don’t laugh at my ugly hands ok

Ok you can laugh a little bit https://video.nostr.build/821559d7df3586dbdefd87e1bfaf6a8f6eb3464b6a90da1b5b261b3e1433c29d.mov


Also live long and prosper


This is really amazing https://image.nostr.build/7e6009a8d194b88675d18ce77e114532ae934a491c36617a7f54f1cc7e0f9dba.jpg


Nice


Ancient Aliens from the Future! Now that’s my jam AND #pb


Let’s just be clear about one thing:

I have no idea what I’m doing. https://image.nostr.build/e6a82b0cf118153603ad3b57a3ce2a349f9a75541bbac6638f122a43f35c0c74.jpg


You’re testing the kinky prompts now??


There’s #penisbutter in these?!?


I’m going in, cover me nostr:note1z5svka6m55glhnd0qxdqvkumxh0l9fx6w5hpsay86c0nq4r9phgsg5vn7w


🤦🏼 https://image.nostr.build/8ef43dedd1f1f97f64ecbda50dc820f83c0eeb0552345f8bc05b79471c74ddb9.jpg  nostr:note1ny2djzy3pxdt8gnc22eha7trxl4kguqgu49m2s4r3l79le6hs4usn73qr3


Run, you fools https://image.nostr.build/bdf399868a8fd43be3bf830ace89dde5db3341cbdbf77b91315c34ca66a9923a.gif https://image.nostr.build/f2005837820d077d1c005c4ae9a9c4bee0281d87be82afd4f10aee9018db1cde.jpg https://image.nostr.build/debfbb24c7fbf800adcd8751bd177375b99a4e359ec32a61359effc3af14dec2.jpg


It’s only two ASICs bro you could not plug them in anywhere!


Everything burns right nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d ?


They just didn’t light it on fire enough nostr:note154v5stmzlne79fka9qxcm0d233tu7hf5na5l6rsy4r27dgssyzlq02sd3a


You just did! https://image.nostr.build/ed1a52397549023fa2eeeac307ca350c0921b1df3d98939bfb9a34185b2e7c69.gif https://image.nostr.build/3d7465583d0a651d8dc2ed31dffb42f9a6ba05548f84aa5741ce7e547b51482a.gif


gn https://image.nostr.build/9ac53899d9415a89e619bfb870fb8e38af06b4d549ad1235d9544a2fc43b6a03.jpg


First escalators, now running?! This IS getting serious nostr:note1jvpu6ql0d387pz4ndqxqy304t2n2wzfmg0hrv7fxu6ewhf9tue0sl3u6pj


What’s a “Nft” ?


Do you guys follow each other and troll mercilessly? https://image.nostr.build/a14676360033dc75b92578b698669cf8a56d83142dd3250a139d32cd2d68fb92.jpg


kys 😘


Holy F even D tRump himself was like “ELE!”

Me over here 🍿


I might not want to miss your retarded shit tho ❤🫂


“Buying” Twitter doesn’t sound so bad now, does it?

Acquire asset with real value for promissory notes of decreasing value 🤔 seems legit nostr:note1cayh4n0uyywt07zqgyvfwy7jnl2m6tazt7nyrzvyzxjcsyy8kg7syzyl7d


🤣😂🤣 💀 nostr:note172g509leggcznsh55m6xfrw7xrn8m7wqrjsea7r7ea3fg7wfjszqu8zsnm


Speaking of “premium package…”

I think I have a new nickname for my junk.


Also nice guys finish last…

and that’s how she likes it 😜


Usually you pay extra for all that


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 asking the real questions. Loving the replies! nostr:note1ljhdaz44w36j5cwr3g9ydynm0vtqj2xeap3dkz9dpva8kf0lmless5gqht


There, I fixed it https://image.nostr.build/c9d42a9fda44d9791e3f5acc0feb2d83dcb94779ee2268e4f7e3f562a7d6821b.jpg


I feel like a boomer bitcoiner or smth I have no fkn idea what this means.


Bring back the stocks? Like just the tip? Just to see how it feels? https://image.nostr.build/5747a1f3b870cf221a9d5531d1fed75c1c122dcd5a2f101ca1ac638f83243017.jpg


Congrats bro


Good a’ reason as any if you ask me. nostr:note1afstl2wgjguzayl8hznfhg225ynvkf2njjk55zv4ep4s5d3q25fsm3z8t6


Hard to imagine


Mmmm hmmm. Mmmm hmmm. Yep.


Usually ‘cause I need to get goin’ on my way somewhere else.


gm?


Only jokes going on apparently


Feeling dangerous?

https://song.link/jqzkbzprg5nfv https://image.nostr.build/a14f11bc5777eacf2bb10d037d70226ff2f0b8b62b8d4c877c5e2dbe14bdf307.gif


Sup


I’ll take over your shift

https://song.link/bxjqxzw7tq50r https://image.nostr.build/b309aaf97b8f34357ba578071fb20a78636ab8133f1c8273bf6dd5c885d6e343.gif https://image.nostr.build/d4f3a406a796101bdd9914da2b90332ffc580f7290cbedfcc17778af21e36695.gif  nostr:note10ftgaww65dmp6zxrlx0gdur5effhr94vtw6u8lh4kcq6aewg5e8qsgy737


Let’s rock

https://song.link/44hj3t68zr2wk


Then they could put it in the entertainment category and the world would be a little more honest.

Although there would still be those people like “wrEstLIng IS rEAL! No waY iT’S fakE maN.”


Nice choice myself I am just laying in bed petting my dog looking forward to a walk through the trees later


Let me know when the highlight reel drops


Just how far off do you guys think we are from SmackDown Presidential Debate? 2028?


I cause myself to laugh uncontrollably quite often and can not usually describe all the thoughts that go into making it funny to me. I wonder if we will ever have a way to capture all that the instant it happens and be able to share it?


Spoiler alert: it’s all good.

Second alert: if I think it’s funny, probably someone else will too. https://image.nostr.build/5806c3f01061bb9cb65d6479efd36441db0d399b9905940bbec4ab69260ccd68.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a6b720f2e5c9ab9600c99c554f1a69bd87e60ef58fd843a346eb9b6365832280.jpg


The good kind


Also, this energy, but opposite message 👆🏻👉🏻👌🏻

I probably shouldn’t use emojis like that either but here we are 😆😂 https://image.nostr.build/a493f4b7ffb3144782b7b7919b9d036b4aa1793a275c4ddc6e52b79a283e4ea5.gif


😂 🫂 maybe since I missed out on the uncle thing I can be Lord the spiritual machine instead, as the Lady nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r has apparently dubeth me 😆


M’to you too https://image.nostr.build/746f036135edc4a9d4b0f5992556393f41beffb7ad5c6c9d1f4bf0af77f272d5.jpg


It’s pronounced coupon dummy


Especially good advice if you are an electron. nostr:note1rpzkrenmhjd83a2sgck89jxuus0srlr4g6s4uy8fnnvlh709svws5h46te


Take the road less travelled. Occasionally it is also the path of least resistance. nostr:note1n07nu48vs89338360kg5flvf430wlv06mkhfwcec7saflsrngqsswjw32n


huh https://image.nostr.build/d4a75b42e8853b69ee26232c778d87a1b9f9a67fe2cffb22f6f8771b302a1ce3.jpg


Why is grammar wet? Dry her off


KYC or no KYC discount tent? Points program with all my information?? Honeyyy get the pen is butter to sign this contract


Is it still okay to be a grammar nazi? Not a good day for being a regular nazi that’s for sure.


Really? I find skeet way more difficult


Confirmed for fun https://image.nostr.build/8d22dfbf219194f79b6179bcd7b4261864dbad1a5dbdbdcbe17b3acc6e9bd084.jpg


Skeet or trap?


Be gay. Do crimes. https://image.nostr.build/aab38ba7f5ef427fe4404b0872bcb810b3d7c7dcb1096065f0f35b47db5e492b.jpg


Ok you don’t need to yell


Some other guy’s pb? 😂


Love spans space and time instantaneously, that I believe in.


Well, I don’t advise swapping one bad habit for another, but yes.


Juicy details downloading…


Ah, the superposition…

Collapse that shit into certainty nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap

Don’t be so influenced by us though. It’s your decision. No matter what we say, up to you.


Medical science has not yet progressed this far… yet


Lol I don’t think dating is like a light switch but maybe to some people it is. Gradients can be broken down too yeah? so… 🤷🏼


I’m pretty obtuse a lot of the time so I always have to check


To clarify: you might make the service, or text your ex?


Nope. Don’t do it. You know how there’s no recreational hard drugs? Same reason.

Like we ain’t on nostr going brb need some meth for a perk me up just this one time guys cmon


Yeah I think it’s inevitable kind of like a singularity, we’re already past the event horizon…

Think of it like the geographic region required to maintain this power collapsing in rapidly while new sources of this power are born. 🤯


🤔 nope too complicated don’t bother.

Instead: just don’t 👈🏻

👍🏻 good luck also available to talk people down off ledges pretty much whenever 🤟🏻


Awe fuck guys I lost my pocket Portugal has anybody seen it??


Have you ever read simulacra and simulation? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation further https://ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/in-theory-baudrillard-8/ ? Proliferation seems pointless to me and unnecessary expense to install and maintain, barrier to entry will reduce to become a moot point eventually, no? Just a growing pain the world has to get through? Great barrier? As in https://youtu.be/UjtOGPJ0URM?si=VbSE3cfTwoScXsQz

I am not well versed or an authority on such topics very interesting to think about and discuss though. Respect 🫡


What’s the name of this desert


Offence is the best defence in this situation? Organized by cooperation? (Against the larger state) But then the organization gets too big?? Wash rinse repeat?


Awe


Gradually then suddenly?


How’s his woman gonna lick the cheese dust off his balls now? Leaning towards not genius here


Agree. nostr:note1n7lyds84hftk4fdhg3mudrtytanmgh324xvjk7uapl2vgwq6pc8sf9lnht


I only just borrowed it haven’t even started the job and you want it back already??


First time I saw a photo of SBF the voice in my head said “I don’t trust that curly haired fuck.” And I was like “shut up bigot.” But now I owe that voice an apology so, sorry voice!


😋 https://image.nostr.build/5c4358494b07ee2b815734449793ad827e6a70bc30a2871d50d63fc4b93c60dd.jpg


Ultra sound logic absolutely flawless probably nothing could ever go wrong, right?


No me first!


Any pb or dn in this recipe?


😂 https://image.nostr.build/c49fc8d088aefc09d1e398328d7a6550c76e78571d281ead9203cf7577d6c656.jpg


Hey remember when Bitcoin was almost $69,420.00?

Those were the days.


This guy gets it


Should be fine we’re all united in fucking ourselves it seems.


K now somebody carve a piece of butter into the shape of a pen, hold in hand, take photos, post on nostr, become legend.


In case I don’t see you, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and go fuck yerself! https://image.nostr.build/d0f07f3802916ffe8f4c4dabcf30a1694da6e442e3b0b8f27923e618a443cf09.jpg  nostr:note14nlkpgrx4mrtlrad049t22zngyqtqa5pr2apedlhhr043gkqegvstuhrhe


Mmm I don’t like this equation. Not = more like 🖊->🧈, no?


Oma rn? https://image.nostr.build/68fd60627add2152173e66b81e52145b2c48f00738087063688641e006effa65.jpg


How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat!?!


❤ they grow up so fast


Maybe she will surprise you!


And by figure them out I mean what lure do they consistently go for? It is probably different seasonally and even throughout the day. Also get a synopsis for your region so you know the limits/restrictions. I would imagine many forums can be combed for specific information that will help you be successful! Old photo, proof of fisherman tho 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/eab21b265beff39c95c3feeef431fc3e07ceddf20278b23023630904293d5d2f.jpg


What do I do with this information


Show off!

Also 👌🏻😩 muche satisfaction

Thanks for sharing


What bodies of water are near you? First thing to know I think is know your game e.g. species you’re after, what they eat, and when. Fish are fickle, but once you figure them out it’s more a matter of getting out there than anything else.


Respect! No laugh.

I would offer to help however I am a terrible fisherman.


Just take the damn compliment nostr:npub1dy7zsvk7jwd547xvmpptzlc9muhd64g7txvf60zwlxjyj4aj78as6hljz5! 😆


❤😂 bless

I do try to be funny! I was saying to someone the other day though when I had an opening to be silly, (in the fiat mine) didn’t take it. People were commenting “that would have been awesome! You should have!” And I said, “I’m a joker, not a clown.” “I respect that.” Was the response 🤙🏻


Being mentioned in the same breath as these people is an honour. Thank you nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx 🙏🏻🫂🥰


A doctor would have seen a dick or two I thought


🫂 I need home for a rest. Worry not brothers we are at peace now.


Takes one to know one


The guy that makes this stuff, let’s just say I’m super white and he is not ok? I don’t have the energy to offend anyone tonight.


I might pop in and out.


I can talk to my wife not you guys. There are rules 😆


Hanging out with wife also. She’s not on nostr yet. Not in on the jokes.


😂 #notformycat https://image.nostr.build/6a1eba375499add126b7ede5e29f8328b0e8d0972c7022ba0dfc7af9bc83a180.jpg


#proofofsushi


Liar


Why do you have to make things difficult


Ya


Maybe people will learn, I hope… that keeping track is pointless. Just do what you can. Does it bring joy? 🤔🥱 😩 *toss* move on… Muche wisdom. 🤙🏻


But srsly it’s only ever on the blockchain never yours in the first place


Then what happened


If you love it, let it go. It was only ever yours if it comes back to you.


Lol I didn’t even have to try hard, look what popped up: nostr:note1gu9xtnqqswtxrpx46u6wc605f0jydvq40824885nex6wnk9adc3qf37lzl


Maybe when you get to the higher dimensions the uniformity of the universe has a different feel to it


What about the ones where he compares his dick to a shrimp?


Fixer upper nbd


I feel you like we had phones and decided unanimously most messages are better thought out first and sent without body language etc like 80%+ of information we usually have to consider. Thus emojis 🤙🏻


nostr:note1srwwwhf4sav340keu5d6d6fr2mh5y4qgu0xkx5mf8fprxlzcxu3s9eztec https://image.nostr.build/3b43ad7065fe1a791c3fc8c569df999a87b06153694a7c960a2a1075af302422.jpg


Could be good to talk some of the ideas out first…


Update: she liked them! I even got a smooch and a cheap feel in 👌🏻😩 nostr:note1y3f69v627j4607c83vsynfqsa9p3z9dhlxlq0dzwvhxg5sck6mmqxsaq7f


Do you guys think my wife will like them? https://image.nostr.build/de8d218d8fb075297c9402bcbe409b1e9347af141519258fe893054b3aaad297.jpg


Where’s your confidence “I always crank it up to 11” yeah well prove it


Take a bow https://image.nostr.build/a74d2eb1112ecf04ba6a2354027b0d239ef0e5a4e1cc664eb39b48e553d0f3b4.gif


To shoot stuff


‘cause you know we can trust white people


🤦🏼 blows my mind this is a movie 😂 “use your white voice…” https://image.nostr.build/64461c62e0dd0f797d6ba057c6323c344d4fd57b72ecd6e1924f2f9a54443830.jpg


They are not sure yet. We should leave the nerds alone while they figure it out though


Good joke


It’s a joke about losing the relays


Notes and
Other
Stuff
Transmitted over
Relays


gm 😋


Is a feature. Not bug.


That’s… the point.


They went a little overboard with the NPCs on this world didn’t they


Two more and I have the whole set!


This is logical.


They’ll never listen to you w/o your beard. https://image.nostr.build/882a7b84ef6bb9481dbb727d8b150d83540953a1a87034b2880f2265a370ba2a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/708f4c2d4156e6aebb5c8ebc53c0fe677e0aaa44a5d4a1e56440497384e01c24.jpg


We’ll still be here when you’re ready https://image.nostr.build/06f840a62392742873e88a8c086c6725508ff23c3b2ceef23cc913f42ac7ef64.jpg


And that’s a fact, jack https://image.nostr.build/d1fcaf8c6e57de9e881d1e5db5896ad2678e52a97589eaa206dd6777ac18efdb.gif


Welcome


Stay strong


Sorry for your loss bro 🫂


iz a note!


Who wants a moustache rideee


Don’t know about you but I came here for the lulz


bde 🤙🏻


Some people


Right?


gm 👋🏻


Far out man


His Hell is his own construction at this point.


Pussy too? Sure, why not


This is the way. Impose nothing on others.


I didn’t make this world, I just live in it.


😆 gm utxo


What is up my brother


Jaded probably. Maybe incel?


gm


Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting.


I like it best when they vote with their bitcoin.


woof


Can I have a pretzel


See


I’m a people!


Embroidery


Does the pope crank it up to 11?


Needs more signal


I’d like to report a murder nostr:note1stvdfz7vvfztqd5tl0dv0pfvplln6kqjnp3q09p3mxd0vfqs4sqsdqz55a


What are their names? Do they get along?


How many people in this room?


God’s Country


A form of expression, I would say.


I wouldn’t be surprised.


#Nostr 𝘪𝘴 for everyone, but not everyone will become a nostrich.
#Bitcoin 𝘪𝘴 for everyone, but not everyone will become a bitcoiner. nostr:note19rawdsel56y9m8kux4j96u2aszgm49hp9npmt2awvg5mhhjcammqwzuwzc


Unless you hella famous, yes.


gn


Are you gonna eat that?


Mo chara! I don’t recall hearing or seeing this phrase before 🤔

Roughly translates to “my friend” ?

I like this very much. Quite satisfying to say 🫂


Too much potential for destruction? Are you meaning like prisoners should be able to have a campfire and chill?

I have never been to prison and the reason for that is I have heard it’s not a good time. Basically it’s my motivation to not be there is so I can do fun stuff where that is usually allowed instead. Not a bad system in simple terms of course reality is complicated on the contrary. Interested to see what responses this generates.


Yeah exactly there was a warning about sticking my nsec in there so I was like hol up jus a secon…


You know that song gin and juice? Like that but sippin on pb 👌🏻😩


Because you sir, are not good at math. I try to teach, you not learn 🤷🏼 maybe I am not good teacher whatever the case I’m probably not going to reply anymore just repeating myself.


Wrong.


Sleep well


Sleep Well


Nature is healing ❤🩹


Bless all your hearts


It was the closest meme I had on me


All right now that’s 3 of us who else is in?

nostr:note1y6m33p273qky3p3a3mvwg02xx7gf575jj7ak7mpm7wyfv84dkdhqsceyl7


This is the way


This woman needs your chaos, please donate today


Oh yeah just one more thing…


You’ve seen Star Wars though right lots of people have heard of it


The dark side of the force was where I was thinking but I’m easy we can just cruise for a while or rush off to the revolution up to you


All your browser cookies


So you’re getting in the van then? Good. Come to the dark side

We have cookies https://image.nostr.build/d7a390c9b7f4832efcd5ffe025da6133e8e6203d1cc1654f5f54f9a01642823d.jpg


Unless it came near a magnet in that time?


Not your keys, not your coin. As I understand channels, utxos are in a multisig? nodes must both sign txn, also needs last channel state, not in your possession, it’s on whatever machine it’s on… Agree risky.


No algos to do the work for you. Nostr is PoW social network. You get what you put in, after processing of course.


👀 https://image.nostr.build/2d635e9272e98e34df0efa96d1db7d27536372d2930d9df611988a321e8c411b.jpg


Far out man


Then we need to spend more of those peak productive hours on life. Make work secondary. Save your all for your goals, if there is excess 101%+ save some for later when you are not 100%. What you give away is up to you.


This seems to be something tldr just doesn’t work for, you have to delve deeper and have an epiphany.


Because I said so


If someone says something offensive in the woods, does a tree fall down?


schrödinger’s offence


Lightning ≠ Bitcoin

Also. You have to decide on chain if it’s 0 or 1, eventually. How you get there and how much work doing it is irrelevant.


Wow nostr is intense! I’m taking a break.


Check out my responses here.


yes


If you’re doing something right, nobody will be sure you’re doing anything at all.


Too much


mf broke


Everyone has an ego?


Bitcoin will not recognize 0.5 sat. Change my mind.


when is nostr? nostr:note1rv3e4jcukrk2zua3d847rs3ydypxexvt7ke9tgcsj0zky6dvczwsw9xa8w


Poor nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx this is never gonna get old


#penisbutter


Name it whatever you want the chain does not care 😆 A wise man once told me: “Biologists are funny eh? They give something a name and they think they know everything about it.”

Came to mind just now. I miss that man haven’t seen him since college #oldmanriverhere


I think this is the slam dunk comment right here hoping it clicks for you!


It’s a problem.


Yeah I think I was trying to stay on my phone and there are no phone extensions? I am a bad programmer/developer/that hyper specialization of nerd so I have NFI what I am talking about in this jargon regularly.


Also in this set (Bitcoin) there are limited valid numbers e.g. you can’t settle 1.5 sats on chain, you have to decide if it’s 1 or 2.


It’s almost like clipping coins… https://youtu.be/EccJ3grLeyE?si=t6CCzTbf5XXUVZ0N


Do you understand number set theory or concepts such as Planck length?


Reflect. Think on it.


If I am please help me understand why. Kind of important to be clear on this mechanism I believe. https://image.nostr.build/6e6854ac2bb522ce70151823756606be530fbb94505593475df578d0937e5cee.gif


gm


She seems nice


Oooo big stretch


If it did, it would cease to be what it was…


Acceleration/deceleration differences probably easiest tell


I feel warm and fuzzy about tick tock next block


Think about it, every decimal you allow further to settle, there are 10X more Bitcoin available. No difference from money printing other than it’s more efficient for the existing holders. Still would dilute the value. Make whatever L2s, L3s, etc you want to try and keep track of the fractions, the base layer should never do that. Satoshi knew this which is why he said the placement of the decimal point was academic.


He did say that too I will admit.


That’s a feature not a bug


*two


Reality


Bon Voyage 👋🏻


Cult or smth


In front of a crowd of people? No


Not a valid unit of bitcoin? There’s a reason it only goes to 8 decimal places. 21M only remember?


Don’t disappoint the machines now


BRB or you won’t notice? How does this work again? My friend said he’s in too anyway so it’ll be fine https://image.nostr.build/6ccfa5d0121c3f322804bfbfdc007292e44d9f1499e96a7fe0b6d922f988bf47.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f233f7b5d5b6ca7eb1b8cd67a8d16bcbf2b1e7a1eab40a8a2f897756acc7fcc8.jpg


Government: get yours now! New and better ways to say no. Innovating in bureaucracy! Everyday! Including tomorrow… GN #nostr


Live and learn


This one’s a beauty https://image.nostr.build/a10fbff127db09b1a778313fb189791fbbeea17cc78c6326bc1afd2f423d80b1.jpg


Water off a duck’s back


Duh


Just do it nostr:note1d37ltfj8dmjcccz5ruzlyzeh2ajx5xectezc87h5h96w35lhyxhq7ajx66


Long live democracy


How can I help


Innovating in bureaucracy everyday


One time when I had a fire outside, I brought my air compressor with me to fan the flames. A beautiful memory. Never took a photo or video of that fire for hours. I loved it that much. 🔥


erg > btc ?


And Jesus said unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, It is hard for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

I have my stack, now what?


I am gonna go ahead and guess it is not possible for these to events to be considered simultaneous unless viewed from a very long time period.


ngmi

Wish them well tho https://image.nostr.build/9053c3b8c61c8e89a4eb411b8ae3d581aaeca4468cf9166391dc136e7eda5fc2.gif


Not good at math


Hacker news delivering the hard hitting stories


Do we need empirical evidence?


That’s just a bearded lady those have been around forever


Bitcoin 🤤


jeNodSh+DCHpvmATGbfiqA==?iv=TIzpmTSNoaiwvuOsudPweg==


We are all demented, together 🫂🤤


True. How far off is the two? I think it may land on a special day for me.


I thought that was the point of the difficulty adjustments, you can’t change it too much when the blocks will happen.


That’s at least one of the steps https://image.nostr.build/e9e88bdc638659390691c80dfdaaa2e1db57dc2c8f17fba1918011a1a44b728f.gif


🫡 meme stolen: my heart ♥

Followed 🫂 see you around!


Well, perhaps, sadly, this branch will not go far.


Did you clean your place yet


The greatness program, post git?


Is it open source?


Don’t tell me you want to go back to Kansas now Dorothy https://image.nostr.build/93601c2de24b896a486cc8b75911a47e349c5012530364baace755c8cba38226.jpg


It’s a good thing I can’t reach through my screen most days.


Apparently… this is where Bitcoin started.


But you are now?


Finally my raspberry pi can run the 88,888.88888888 Bitcoin it was meant to.


Bitcoin nostr:note1wyjxa59m8z50ps47jfxvfdsnmjy8fc5c432pml920dku9ja5v69slt4mzk


🤤 a beautiful dinner


Oh man guys Odell just dm’d me brb while I get famous nostr:note1d2tukexp3jqv53ep9hsrsp973hnmhfws60fl6hvgzp9ug54ra7gsyputgg


Divide and conquer, right?


Cast iron pan on stovetop would be better too.


Not allowed to have one or can’t afford?


Are you calling me a bastard?


What does that have to do with anything?


No BBQ?


Oven? https://image.nostr.build/da9e27a327021294be2efac489db66ab22738f8a10d82adf02ed8b81fd97b175.gif


GM! PV!


Ask #nostr #asknostr nostr:note1t5khqcl6awd9aue40haux2c959ckv0lhqy0uvjuk9ym7fqqdsfyqd7fpy9


What nostr signer extension should I use to login here?


And then they fucked. The end.


Gooood morning Vietnam! I mean #nostr https://image.nostr.build/07183be1425f3234e09b5e3828bab08310e30345e3c2a8e7ce4100967736cdee.gif


Scammer: npub1mjukvv908lpdaplx2uzmhwpc82wa5un3mmtyvt75d9dmzkxrqavqy2twe0


I am a big fan of absolutely everyone submitting their taxes this way.


Pro tip: they did not.


Also ready for those words whenever you are https://image.nostr.build/d043dc4c65a794988f91a4d1c8422e83b23faa5bf0f65da509a4421e074eebae.gif


Oh ok fair thanks 🤙🏻


Ooo that’s a naughty word you’re going to have to go for a time out.


So.. does anyone think there could be an aspect of hyper bullying developing here? Or is it simply inevitable? Am I going too far? I tend to over-do it sometimes. #feedback plz https://song.link/0wm3fch74mh0m


The transactions, that is. Are over quickly. To be clear. Don’t you hate it when your payments settle too fast? #awkward #₿itcoin nostr:note12kgdcs0st0f0alc6pcgyfdlpaw2v428d064r0ufkl8wzleaszk0qrv8vvy


That’s because @utxo uses #lightning ⚡ you should too


TOP STORY: Is #HJ the new #DN? You may be at risk 🤙🏻 find out how click the link click it you slut nostr:note10sz8leqt9d0w8h8kpdejs2kp0cyjfldkn4wk2tvv84nraacdgzjsleg3es


I’ll just leave this right here


Makes you think he knew exactly everything that was at stake and it’s the only way ₿itcoin could ever live. What do you think would happen if any of those uxtos moved now? The longer they don’t, the stronger ₿itcoin becomes, by massive factors than if everyone knew what satoshi was doing with his ₿itcoin slipstreaming a whale so big, it might as well be the whole ocean. 🌊 I might add though, what is an ocean but a multitude of drops?


Nothing hugs like zaps


It’s an ancient hieroglyph


What if we breathed into each other’s mouths until we died


bro 🫂


I guess you will need all that space to re-assemble it


Ah dammit now being alive is terrible for the environment too aw shucks hey nostr:npub13azv2cf3kd3xdzcwqxlgcudjg7r9nzak37usnn7h374lkpvd6rcq4k8m54 kys for us will you? gfy 💪🏻❤😩💨


Salt for sure, for the lulz. No wounds for it to go in though nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 got DNs for dayys. He even tried to do it again already did you not see? 😆


Love the 🤙🏻 rxns HOWEVER I already follow you three. Will browse MY followers later and lurk profiles for diamonds in the rough. https://image.nostr.build/6e75bb3e6ccb047d4ee244ba2a6174c1361a3eb3816af14392948523a9ebb624.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ccc673baffaf90f0379b3f02a098174b304c74aa9610e48a6aa515b8e10a64e0.gif


I think we can all agree that would be too many ₿itcoin. #21M only.


5 more follows and I am at 777. Shill me your wares if you want to be one of them! #curate your #feed


Your contribution to society furthers the well being of that society, which in turn furthers your well being. I wish more people understood this.


There are so many fantastic people here on #nostr, and apparently nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8  is 5 of them. nostr:note1vrzug2lf3502q7waekf6as58x43jpe8lul0px2rykuvqxzj2wzqs0nk7qg


So deep it hurts


It’s a bit tricky at the start and very dynamic what people will pay so you’re always adjusting. Play with different scripts, automate fees and channel open/close as much as possible, consolidate/batch utxos/txns, focus on connecting with good peers/stable well funded nodes, be an uptime psychopath, build out from there. 🤙🏻 GL and we’re here to help #nostr


I thought you could do layers of encryption though like put the identifier outputs inside the random encryption that’s nothing to anyone else until the encryption is broken?


Wouldn’t you just sign with the same key that sent the payment? Separate from the nsec? I think this is going to prove a stubborn problem to solve for a long time even Amazon pretty much relies on humans to verify key transaction points because who knows when a key will become compromised? Does that make sense or is it a bit scatter brained? 🧠


Oooo time for this one again:

Mind your thoughts, they become your words, mind your words, they become your actions, mind your actions, they become your habits, mind your habits, they become your character, mind your character, it becomes your destiny. -Lao-Tze


Can I see this without going to X?


Big Chungus


👀 https://image.nostr.build/475e3600257dba8c883d72507d5cafbf23b9480807192d7e549c142827eda376.jpg


Bone apple teeth


No means no


Risk on / Risk off watch the cycles you’ll catch the rhythm 🎶 pay close attention for the decoupling


How can I help?

https://1ml.com/node/03da3b1c4891a3c6e37038d629702778775c287f45f229636ccc038ed7f59a0e11 https://image.nostr.build/2d635e9272e98e34df0efa96d1db7d27536372d2930d9df611988a321e8c411b.jpg


Truly inspirational in a comedic and exaggerated way, still very genuine. Almost no other movies are all of these things from start to finish.


nano > notes nostr:note16zf02a7ek9dcaj7kr0pw2qkwxyy264arn4qr9zsuq3w4h66wwguqaxqjjg


Fishing first or after? nostr:note1dk3vyrvyd3v77v4p75jqr0y05jrwqq3pdcukljyut2meecv8jclqxdd3mp


I would like to be a (the?) Cheshire cat then. https://image.nostr.build/a5ed6cb9898ee08d85ef194211ceadce2450ed733954db7082f20d4dff2daf4b.jpg  nostr:note1wrg4pzwzxegh9ex9s6falh267pvs0zwv7w3detvyjr392k6m4kys3jdsez


I’m not a criminal but I try and think like one so I can protect my stack. https://image.nostr.build/22ffa0de2739c77bf1d44eaea75aafc6950d4d4d4ad16f2715686da72a9f9021.jpg


Dn kys


Amazing real life skillz 🤙🏻 nostr:note1ng5jks8e5ljpd9syqedja87t3p3nsdtcyncn46tsw5g3jp5k502qrzwgm5


I do this like everyday I have so many better things to do than work but alas fiat slavery be just that. I’m good at landing jobs where they need me more than I need them at least usually.


The first thing I do is… go back to bed. Then be systematically late for everything after that.


Anyone interested in nesting? I don’t think I am ready to fall asleep quite yet.


Is this how it feels to chew 5 gum? No.


nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap too apparently


Ohhh did you get to the one where someone was smote? Smitten? God fucked them up


Either we could start another one or I should go to bed.


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: IjP7rIeE0-Kx-bopxgxyODe4hK8XqIH1f4fZNxulXwY
https://nostrnests.com


Brb in 20 years nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 can you remind me of this theory?


https://image.nostr.build/f25b1bf308eb6e1feefc23a1b8ec9afa1c7d56c1c2e6a77314040bb81d39effc.jpg

#meme #memestr


Literally. Kind of better than the version in the bible though like definite BDE to protest something do a fucking backflip ten feet over the table and never look back PWND


DP? nostr:note1cngp20xp2qgxg7w8xd7cfrcfw9q8x50f9emkchttdg473dspylvs366ct2


Don’t be alarmed nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r a friend of mine said recently that nostr is for memeing be not afraid https://image.nostr.build/00e4d5d56d220f3e0892672bc3caa950f4792a42e5023e1ef0eef7d70dfd35f8.gif


Well. Now nostr has relationship status. Welcome to Facebook everybody.


The only reason I didn’t fall for it too? Was not scrolling at that time. 🙏🏻 Dn


Well one of us is lying and it’s you! https://image.nostr.build/3c28aaad60c6c9612973a3b0369c014ee676d0f23b69a2c278ee8bc57e185347.gif


Sleep it off?


Mike Hunt


I’m Batman. nostr:note1mud8p08y8fqfp7zs7c7q34tu6reve550z0vh6gjq5w5p8smakuvqp9esc3


Gotta stock the data vending machines with something I guess


Sleep well 😴


Interesting thanks I wonder what it was then 🤔


Hey nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 any idea what’s going on here? I usually close the app in between uses because of this but forgot this time. (Also didn’t put the phone on charge, newish iPhone 13) Is it mining ₿itcoin in the background nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s ? 😆 During use of the app it’s less power draw than background, is there a problem with relay(s)? 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/4d0a8c2c50fdd3611a27b91ea22242e295914e2d9d3b855849d3c580009818f1.jpg


🥰 wonderful to hear


What’s your assessment of the health of it?


Then God said the comment would be good, and it was. nostr:note1kx2yu9t0ltn9gxztn8kljy9hse3c0keh46vedqtjmfhfmexs48ls47pfys


We all know truth is stranger than fiction https://image.nostr.build/5b914ae3b283a46fd32cc5c91196356020166b24ba8cc21c95df80db36212a48.gif


How big is ur ass tho


🤔 There are a few things to unpack here at least:

Not really sure why/how it’s not open and honest to admit wanting of something that is generally regarded as a statement that would generate negative feedback from women specifically. In my experience it’s not usually a good strategy to piss women off. So right away it’s taking a risky leap which I took to the next level tagging a few women on nostr I have never met in person but judged as having a good sense of humour to start things off.

I’m certainly tired of feeling guilty about my attraction to women’s bodies, how there are eggshells everywhere around expressing that because other people feel the same way, don’t know how to express it in a healthy way where everyone enjoys it or at absolute worst cause harm or trauma to a woman, and lack the wherewithal to know the difference when it’s not appropriate.

Myself the whole point of this is to test the waters and be a better person hopefully for it; having had some difficult conversations to create better judgment for what to say, how to act, and maximize everyone’s experience.

Hope that makes sense and yes you’re probably right I think most men are quite ignorant of how young this all starts for women and difficult to fend off, never any end of it in sight.

I do my best to focus my positive energy on my wife (and much of the time it’s too much for her so I am still learning how to do that so she gets the most out of it and doesn’t feel simply objectified.) then suppress everything else as much as possible for where I am at in my life. Can’t imagine it’s really a healthy thing to do forever though. Time will tell and I will adjust accordingly. 🤙🏻


You go girl let’s make a plan to get a sword in this bad bitch’s hands! (To spread penis butter of course.) I couldn’t resist #pb


404 😱 https://image.nostr.build/21472734d4afa4ce39c8a1d9ad50564ceeea8a914add794c4e994de634f4a8a6.jpg


In my work we embrace the “‘tisms” and give each other space to satiate our OCD needs, for the most part.


That’s what she said https://image.nostr.build/e44320196c52a0f10251dbd10e434efaef99550c4535ca4a7d493116cdbf590f.jpg


This is really interesting because immediately I was struck by how subjective this all is, comfort of clothing, weather, how your body feels today, confidence, so many things come in to play making your decision what to wear. With so many expectations in society about how one should look, very localized of course, hard to make generalizations. Some do appear over and over again though like straight males trying to see women’s bodies more and women always suspicious of men’s motives to push the boundaries. Are we getting tired of these tropes and occupying our minds with their concerns or are we having fun with it and working towards some truths and better understanding of others’ experiences in the world? nostr:note1rcl8xrgg4s4vschvul4wqcn29kym0a2j2n42mfw3ntfe6gfuh9ls2alxpq


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/1d59e7dc2dc265d4117b88a2571cbc29ce63c27f04de1f2d803928a54472fc44.jpg


Wen pics of shirt?


Dress for the job you want not the one you have? #warriorprincess #wejustwanttanksandarmourplatedboobsisthatsomuchtoask https://image.nostr.build/1b324bbbaf071b0f9374f07e157676161c011f4b15e3de3a123f796a016fbe42.jpg


You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take… https://image.nostr.build/7db5a92adef5243c48cd0c7f3731196c58726ac5d42e4b8a62c0d5941a389b39.jpg


This one is smart she obviously has what it takes to lead the tribe.


Would it be much good wisdom if I gave you rules about its content??


Yeah. I know how that feels. This is tricky because I don’t know how much bullshit you have been told before but I want to cut through that and let you know stay or go, we love you. And I hope that’s enough to stay. Peace be with you.


I would but nah


Maybe I want it you don’t know


nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx Wisdom plz


I’m not excited about this but ok


This is the way ₿


You ok man?


What if it was 10kg of steel feathers?


It definitely has rhythm 🎶


I know nothing about this issue but I do know I am interested in visiting this country 👀


Sweet Dreams nostr:note1d4rzpad9kzmhtgay0r3e9pyzqrc3c9ah3pclsf2vvm9kgetknkusery7wz


omg so many options don’t you love this one?! https://image.nostr.build/0f285b3b60e4654d2aff3d9216e343b1ee51f34c0dfbdaab83bde91e46203b54.jpg


I mean if I tell myself I have 50+ more years to figure something out I already know I am more likely to lie to myself and say I will practice tomorrow rather than try today. I lack discipline! Here for a good time not a long time tho 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/d617ef8568f65b4e0b00a72496f381c3542f68745f625aaa458f595408fe77f1.jpg


Why is the house from “home alone” the first one that comes to mind? 😆


Fantastic! Does this craft store accept ₿?


I need to zap this note harder might have to go on my laptop.


Your words are more than enough for me what an incredible image I have been contemplating this image since I could picture things in 3D. It always fascinated me how people animals things move I really get lost in the higher dimensions though 4, 5, 6 🤯


You do you sister I have every confidence in you 💪🏻


Don’t tell me these things I will only procrastinate! 😆 Also super inspirational thank you for sharing this is incredible nostr is amazing I hardly ever have conversations that go these many directions at once IRL love it


I appreciate minimalism for this. The focus is on the words and meaning plus it’s very maxi I think to push the limits on what hardware is just barely enough to run a node. We need a cute little silhouette of a node maybe? I wonder how that would be obvious it’s a node maybe emphasize the heat sink and fan minimal case? And the SSD is strapped to it with an elastic band.


I wish I had talent like this


Cross Stitch! That’s the vibe of this image. The thread painting / satin stitch would be beautiful and better suited to displaying the more abstract characteristics of things, I think. nostr:note158kddct86fv72j7szf4dg06fxqfrvtumplw0lp02n23rfuda77fsf6yf8j


Someone hug this man God Dammit


I’m going to be honest and say I don’t know enough about sewing needlepoint or embroidery to answer this question but I do appreciate the finer things in life when I can.


Next you’re going to tell me you haven’t seen #Idiocracy


nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap How’s your needle point? nostr:note158kddct86fv72j7szf4dg06fxqfrvtumplw0lp02n23rfuda77fsf6yf8j


These are my people, men of science! https://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g?si=kkGrixpufZvqZHQp


🏝 https://image.nostr.build/608e85decfd3d1896a8eea24c5ed3c2982b4e1ec0a15ce62a9f3e1aca9b02e19.jpg


Isn’t “Bitcoin Beach” in El Salvador same part of the world almost?


It was a first when will you learn


🤙🏻 nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r hell yeah I need to travel more haven’t been anywhere for years curious about Costa Rica buddy in the fiat mines said go to Nicaragua what does #nostr think? #ladiesfirst


Here’s what I’m thinking: https://youtu.be/iV8_pSrAxgc?feature=shared


These #babes get around don’t they?


It’s not even that much different now just change a few details call it a drivetrain right? Like who knows what the truth is at any given time.


I wonder for how long though?

https://song.link/q57cd4bt3qjkp


I just smashed buy like two days ago cheap as it’s been in 6 months pretty much I’m sure I will have some more fiat to trade later either way.


The power of nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m 👼🏻


This is a high quality note 👌🏻😩 it’s a shame more people haven’t noticed it enough to zap or comment.


Politicians already changing the narrative nostr:note1j8t6fhsc0jpdmk24u9ds6vlh750ha06lhvtp2dxtcga8vqf3d2ms4wpyz4


I was just thinking a few minutes ago there are many people here I would have no idea existed without nostr it’s mind blowing the quality you can follow most anybody and it’s a good time not so on other social media 🙏🏻


Or that’s what memes are already 🤷🏼🤔😆


Maybe someone smarter than me can figure out how to make bitcoin podcast highlight reels like sports channels do


Mind your thoughts, they become your words, mind your words, they become your actions, mind your actions, they become your habits, mind your habits, they become your character, mind your character, it becomes your destiny. -Lao-Tze


Everybody wants their own little piece of the pie 🥧


Follow your dreams


As long as it’s different from the final solution we’re ok


After all the computer smashing gifs we posted this restored my faith in humanity and I wanted to post a gif with someone reluctantly putting a piece of technology back together but alas I could not find the droids I was looking for.


Some people have no imagination


Ugh the way David Lynch talks about catching ideas like catching fish 😍😍😍😍


You never know how much will come out, you just gotta write it down!


₿itcoin #Mining


does so


She seems nice.


Yes very entertaining


Yes 👌🏻😩 #penisbutter


Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?

Hey nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx would you consider #paperjam on your #penisbutter sandwich?

https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8?si=SZoVAjjfce-zxf87


Maybe the girls were right when they said my #penisbutter was “intimidating” and “no wonder you have kids.” https://image.nostr.build/fcf61686645a8e91b0e504696eaa84a7b137cee3a93794e1f2dee02a6fbb9e31.gif


What’s the matter you can’t say #penisbutter on this note?


Good protein right?


❤ Sadly she is away for work for at least another week 😭


Morning 👋🏻 make sure you put some #penisbutter on your toast to start the day off right


I love it when my wife reaches under the sheets and grabs me because she wants that #penisbutter


I agree also way cooler


👋🏻 https://image.nostr.build/420809281edddbcc7afa1bde78e0701b2fbebc2f436a9d47e8ba975ee51bbd5b.gif


BRB moving to Kuwait. nostr:note1eylej8cj9d0q39cczxhjs9elke8r9rm8vu8tzfqqlvakzgeatnkqn9r2df


Good tune 🤙🏻 nostr:note103ey547m5lthensd05w9e5me3wlglmay40sd9ykddyt3rrlscxus5ff5xh


I’m often late for things but not a week late 😆


Shoutout to anyone who lurks https://image.nostr.build/f0c815e524a20b88a4c9ef823f3745539b5ca6aa61a96889b61cbc5ff1f86534.gif


https://image.nostr.build/d0aa59fee9d03d6548a68ee84637aa7ed9decbd13b0f641f03b9111cd4f67b8d.jpg

#penisbutter


Funny I just said this yesterday now #penisbutter nostr:note1pzyeckdrg9v8kz27fx3qjy7rtrw5vymp5vv45wzm2tynlxezl45scrjch0


#penisbutter


Only if that bed is spread with #penisbutter


🥋 https://image.nostr.build/4604911b27f9a96225c8c51427b77d0ec55345e353151c56b08134de4cd33b8a.jpg


Maybe just don’t take their funny money in exchange for goods and services?


Doesn’t even matter which million sometimes


No. Don’t. Stop. https://image.nostr.build/33dd911b0098e14e401ad84a826bc3f00c37f8c86e243c7d0a803dba595dc03a.gif


You don’t owe the universe or anybody anything.


Those look very nice.


Time to pig out, watch the tube, and shitpost. 👋🏻 hi nostr how are you today https://image.nostr.build/053e3902861e6cf8838f5c4d3767b42e4c2ec610237682a2a8546d322938ac8f.jpg


Never look back. https://image.nostr.build/ebe098cd4f05ec053e2fa933c774b8d555aa4548f9ceb697110ed3688ad2c2dd.gif


Maybe tie off with a rope before diving in so you can find your way back


Corn: Stacked ✅
Coffee: Hot ✅
GM: PV ✅ (🤙🏻)


I’ll make it back… eventually 😆 https://image.nostr.build/c07735ea0b10ffb053d1b8752bba5e971ac15c098ba505c27bcef03b50b3d335.png


It’s dick jokes all the way down boys


Like a boner under a sheet but abstract. White background, black bell curve.


Man I’m so glad someone else appreciated this one 😆


Yeah don’t worry about that stuff. DO NOT go swimming or in a hot tub. KEEP it covered like the other guy said. USE un scented moisturizer often. SLAP the skin instead of itching. Not really as difficult or intimidating as may seem, nor risky. ‘Tis but a scratch!


Inside or outside lines? Flip a coin?


How exciting! Have you thought about placement on your body? Size? These decisions’ magnitude did not strike me until laying down in the chair and I encourage you to think about these things beforehand more than I did 😆 That being said, you seem like a colourful guy to me, who doesn’t necessarily stay inside the lines… my choice is obvious 😉


Do you have colour or b&w or no tattoos or both already? I prefer colour myself but more detail is possible with b&w usually.


Title “Morning Wood”


Look there are relays in the distance… https://image.nostr.build/b4fdfeacd3bc67951e65f285699ec476686b3b897753c9b57445481625ee9656.jpg


The day there are 21,000,000.000,000,01 ₿itcoin is the day I sell them all. #HODL


I agree. Blue, almost.


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r I think this profile is wonderful and we should help them get their zaps going ❤


This looks amazing and I want some


#honkyproblems


It’s as easy as 1 2 30 ₿itcoin.


How does one invest in nodeless?


“Yeah, you like that? Call me big dog.”


Hair straight back 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/caf59127bd5e2beb21a7c880d90cf975a965c9da97d1efeb2f5842bd7e0e0bd5.jpg


Delightful!


Wake them up, give them hugs and kisses and ask them politely to not make chainsaw noises anymore tonight.


Yes


My wife’s favourite colour is green, I’m starting to get it.


#2 👌🏻😩


Share the wealth, right?


GM #nostr breakfast of champions 😋 Hope you are all well, well fed! PV https://image.nostr.build/57aeee11d9768cc324d99879a14db77c3ba3e3cd370aa101f271b14926347d43.jpg


I have yet to meet any bitcoiners in the wild. Sometimes I feel hopeless and crazy orange pilling every IRL person when money inevitably comes up in conversation. Thinking about it now, it’s totally insane really these beliefs are just about numbers on screens. They’re always the way I expect them to be and I set it up myself so it is very convincing. Still yet to really amount to changing my life and introduce me to new meaningful people in person. 🤷🏼 https://image.nostr.build/1be02ae9b8b0663fb8557cbafd0dd35b1f43c9676689e47e9018f7cdfc567f6e.jpg


Something is wrong with Damus and my relay setup because not all my notes are loading when I view my own profile and it’s kinda driving me bonkers right now trying to find old notes I want to work with 🤔


We are all Satoshi. Except Craig Wright. He is definitely not Satoshi. https://image.nostr.build/42a0e97088b2fdcafbec92c7e1cacff2a5c80f7d6f6eb0f195effd385d756d0c.jpg


Just in case, right? nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d nostr:note1udf55zlre7tewk5t2t39sjdsw2a7umeme8r36y5dsxse3enzd6aqvj0ery


This is what clicking the “report” button in Damus does 🤷🏼


Neat!

nostr:note1yngdjn4uqtedt8wmdxr37ngfnf0su8npvu4wuz4qc0nhchh9phpshrtpvg


Right?


Splendid! Carryon my good sir and/or madam and/or nostr:npub1826v365he5ty69lk3xgvzqrwy8587vdfrxnsz0k09khzustf8r7s6j7t95

Hey quick question what are your thoughts on #nostr #drama ?

nostr:note1swdf8p8new6xt8j5kyygnmgha7zup4zqczhgep362aa5fg8n4q6q8wyl0e


I was a turd to a guy earlier and he got all butthurt about it starting ranting and raving about muting me 😱


My apologies I spoke of npub1gdjkqnm0l54zrf72ep2fuunevlq9lw76f6xja6zda9dn33jam3uqn9yfk7 my zaps work fine thank you 🙏🏻 😊


Sure says the reply guy with old Milwaukee puke on his couch after a hard day at the call centre. Enjoy obscurity and your mute button 👋🏻


Then I guess try changing your perspective and making so many assumptions, judgements, so quickly, etc?


Uh yeah, wasn’t planning on turning to any priests for help but thanks I guess.


Who said they were offended? I was just trying to be funny however this has turned out to be a failure of epic proportions.


⁉ https://image.nostr.build/a422eda0b7ba6aa46cc54c21637fb15c11d13ab15431936668e1da69fc95a659.jpg


nostr:npub1826v365he5ty69lk3xgvzqrwy8587vdfrxnsz0k09khzustf8r7s6j7t95 are you entitled to financial compensation? Did this man/woman/Lester B Pearson Airport harm you in any way? Show me on the doll where you experienced your hurt feelings


#whatdidyoudo


no zaps yet it seems ⚡😞😔☹


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r I found another one 🫂 #welcome


Every man has his price as they say. ₿


Gravity could fail at any time too, I’m not going to hold my breath waiting for the day when I let go of something that floats away when I expect it to fall though.


He’s practicing ok be nice


In fiat of course not ₿itcoin is what I am saying


Perhaps these nice folks can explain it? nostr:note1mdm5d59wfwcajxgpp5j4p407s5wxsayaygfraepp2ggdvqm0czcsc07ffz


No no it’s the whole world now #₿


Nightmares, no nightmares. Women can never make up their mind about anything! nostr:note17dktun89xn3er8kn0gkahtnxcy2yv2fm83mg7asrrcxgzphshsls5l0n8h


nostr:note1xj8f8y2zc8la293nvnr0lf87xc2gryknhd7jjpd67ama44ylzzgqp9u5f8

Bring on the nightmare fuel 🔥

Remember T9? 👻☠🎃


I’m not sure you can possibly list all the things that might constitute an open mind. Wait, is that closed minded? 🤔


TBH I don’t know nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s either 😆 it’s all good though at some point there has to be trust I would never get anything done if I always had to check everyone’s work.


I donno it just sounds like a weird definition of ignorance to me rather than just saying you’re motivated towards finding truth and replacing misconceptions. 🤷🏼


#nostr halp! Fix?? You fix plz nostr:note19803nzrqj56a0gaz8lq0qp2rdlzyxvuw0gwncnm6r8yu9j9cdmgs7a95a5


This is devastating news


To click or not to click? That is the question nostr:npub13azv2cf3kd3xdzcwqxlgcudjg7r9nzak37usnn7h374lkpvd6rcq4k8m54


Welcome to the backrooms #welcome


Nice TY 🙏🏻


Hey nostr:npub13azv2cf3kd3xdzcwqxlgcudjg7r9nzak37usnn7h374lkpvd6rcq4k8m54 you’re using #zapple get in here what do you think of this?


Yeah ok how do I run either of those?


The same thing we do every year? https://image.nostr.build/887d9b3e8febb36e19ffc065f70673bc6452c44f798beace65928e5b86b4f3f6.jpg


I smell a new NIP brewing ☕


Can the NWC strings not be kept on the user devices hashed and transmitted to relays?


Yeah yeah mom I set my budgets…

Isn’t there some clever math beyond my reasoning that can be setup to obfuscate the secrets like a signed transaction and it just has to be verified hrmm sounds familiar… consensus model, rings any bells? ₿??

Fully expecting a reasonable explanation from someone much smarter than me why this hack can’t work like that though 🤷🏼


Probably for the best


Say get one more time


So you’re like 81 toes big almost.


It’s going to be so long still I haven’t even changed into my orange shirt yet.


Meh. Might be time for some redundancy?


Always messing around this guy


No but keep going tho https://image.nostr.build/fcc9bbe71132a8300dd0bc74b5254a45859f009eb03a54252b9d7b66b4fa2674.jpg


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s are you just gonna sit there and take this laying down? While sitting? Not on my watch ⌚ https://image.nostr.build/08c667c56e2483b311edbc55a5d684a53b83fdda095ec8658a8d240ddd533e15.jpg


I thought nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s did


How many flip phones are coming back to get you nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap?


You like this why


Man even nostr puts me on hold now https://image.nostr.build/9facb18a1dfaa22106f29fd6082ca9c5dd2ed10b33125461396b8d3054c83665.jpg


🤔 https://image.nostr.build/9bd7c62802babacee2c241c6dcb36956941438289517022a8c3c692cc4dfda01.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d7bd03edc651c695510c7f6abee963c6a8f0903e214543f1d1edf1222ace57ea.jpg


Did you turn it on and off again?


Wallet empty?


Join what? Is this the revolution? https://image.nostr.build/3faf33cd78774e488f42aa44a027a386a8dbbf5e34f164f378dd893564b97d6d.jpg


No time like the present 🎁

nostr:note1hwnn3yq8t5sflm79j2a3tnz8fmjxrf59wwnd0uandu0d2v0vtrlsl05r45


I think it is working I just zapped this note and one other one with it. Perhaps your config is bad?


Do I just zap nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s or❓


Alby wallet setup ✅
Donation to Wil 🤷🏼❓How⁉


100,000,000
———————     ≈    0.01240826
8,059,147,655


No but if I did my math right about 81 BTC is one sat each.


nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a You have one, do you know what it’s from?

nostr:note1nyw4hewar5ytm0z2pagplhzv4xnrg4dm0jah8p4s9kuzpgph2afswamzq0


So now tabconf was a mistake too? Good grief.


Welp. Apparently now electronics can be haunted too. We had a good run everybody

nostr:note1lhrzcaepgad3wu8lzktc8z5hg09jt990lcd5z2w700q3q59kv5fsdca02q https://image.nostr.build/33cd1c1e174080c02c06a552e443fd2039f320647088b1589d1ac40018270677.gif


Now AI https://image.nostr.build/d731c0e56db4bb305b8c92e804b0d0e2e354521080372c39ea38bbe9ff35fbd7.jpg


What does this little lightning bolt mean? I used to have one by my name and now it’s gone! This is terrible news and my day is ruined. I am inconsolable until I know more 😭 https://image.nostr.build/2ba1d9aab9b807e82c5d352561ca46baf3d1e48cb6ab2efa26d40fab4f060d38.jpg


I couldn’t get the directory page to load just now.


Kinda seems like it hey


Case closed.

nostr:note1edmkqvzjzhyd7j3d5velz4xph0hl0mh2yf8sm78re0nwqfx6uluqfhxnlx https://image.nostr.build/87f498050cafc4eaa5b614266f0aa32cdb6b64db25fc474490f443af1212210e.jpg


They’ll get there not a matter of if but when.


21 Quadrillion?


If you sleep you’re short Bitcoin 😆


No sleep Bitcoin only


Zaps from Anons hit different 👌🏻😩 bone apple teeth


And?


Keep dreaming 😴 💭


It sure is taking a long time “preparing” this update…


Does it make coffee?


What does it do


Does it make any sats for you or just to support the network?


Which client should I test this with? Have been hearing good things about Primal?


Damus mostly


Ok I connected to that one now what


If I can give 1.2408568810154% of every person on Earth a single solitary satoshi each, how many ₿itcoin do I have? 🤯


WHO WON 😳🍿🤔


Modern problems require modern solutions.


Bro e and o are not even close on the keyboard 😆


I’m not sure where your confidence went but rest assured whatever it is you’re worried about, we don’t care about. Happy to have you as you are, don’t expect you to be anything else ☺


Correct.