Maybe I should do a #poll what’s the appropriate response to me on #nostr ? 😆 #democracy Like Mom used to say “this isn’t a restaurant.” Comes to mind though 🤣🤣🤣 nostr:note1mm7g3vem5zeguxlp97nfp6kfdac73f3vcpdy4quuwzux9zxve55spd8xu8


There’s a time crunch?


Needs some massaging does it


No pardon needed I found the Tim Horton comment really funny I am always down for coffee but don’t think I live near anybody.


Bitcoin is dead long live bitcoin?


This is a really handy way I understand, as in this case I take it to be, a symbol used to conclude the conversation kind of like “and that’s all I have to say about that.” Neat I thought it was lambda when I first saw it but I was like hang on what is that symbol 😆 just learned something thank you 🙏🏻 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D7%92%D7%9E%D7%A8 nostr:note1s32gjz0kmzhs85kec89wx6dfh9wdn6ejdzgtghmjzz5ag6h27ljqr2mfpu


wen grammar nazi bot? 🤖


Appreciate the wisdom sir 🫡😆


No matter what anyone has told you or whatever is going on, I am very busy and have many leather bound books


Still closer to 100k than zero 😎


I just thought you wanted a Canadian so I was like “what”

#canadian at your #disposal


Yes I’m eating all these

No you can’t have any https://image.nostr.build/c4b5b2b6ce00faf5d9a1ade8109a619435021450a2ea1af4da638ea2c5de038a.jpg


#getinloser nostr:note1tjw2wjdv05sfktvjj25w269etk2yfyktas6zeuhhcrzzjl8gxf7sysshae


Right like teleportation is here get in loser we’re going everywhere


Lots of little intricate interactions and workings.


Blondes have more fun as they say


What


NGL that sounds awesome now I want that


I have fresh strawberries and I’m not afraid to use them.


Where do you think the majority of the energy comes from in the next 50 years transition to fusion soon?


I’m trying to make friends instead is #concern 🤔😆 I am fine btw not a cry for help but I will cry if you want for a fee $20 is $20 after all.


Like in a sincerest apologies see you next thanksgiving cousin kind of way


Opposable digits are significantly different than fingers! It may be academic but by God I will die on this ant hill.


This is offensive to my people, sorry to inform you.


I’m only available for coffee on days that end with “y.”


What did you study?


I only have 8 (thumbs are not fingers, fuck you.) how bad could it be? nostr:note1mm7g3vem5zeguxlp97nfp6kfdac73f3vcpdy4quuwzux9zxve55spd8xu8


Probably won’t stop the voice to shitposting just focus those efforts really #backfire


Academically doesn’t matter as long as you can get what you want out of the education.


I am officially retiring for a nap for the rest of eternity. #GN


Fuck 👌🏻😮💨


It’s part of the appeal for sure but never go full retard


It’s a good thing I can only type so fast because the demented ideas and half baked hypothetical conversations that never make it beyond the veil of my mind, all I have to say is you’re welcome most of it dies in my head Lol


Come listen to nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz scream at the top of her lungs in https://cornychat.com/helpimbeingmurdered


To get more #hookers and #blow up in my crib right nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 ? https://image.nostr.build/84bc0eda9a56c4837e7e971c34e69731acd265de18a8d959ec78b7b79c113c6a.jpg


This is extra scary because there is no sound like in space no one can hear you scream on #nostr


“The halving only affects the zeros.” #overheardincornychat nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza


Are you jumping the shark with me Mr?


Right lots of people claim status for unconditional love but don’t know the first thing about it. Sad state of affairs and I am a spoiled brat trying in vein to sympathize pretty effectively relegated to walking on eggshells paradoxically maintaining the ignorance and isolation. #frustrating but I am patient and steadfast. For my own experience. Women almost always have a tough go through my lens no envy from me which is a fine salvation but I would rather everyone have a less ambiguous experience, no?


Check it out if you like sci fi horror I would consider it 😱


Carrying on and whatnot the maiden name thing always boggled my mind like literally mass scale indoctrination of girls huge focal point event of your life is this marriage “transaction” ceremony obviously completely not even hiding it and the whole identity of surname based on it zero choice by you default expectation erodes like marble carved by experts female surname does not carry however it is the essential vessel the mother, a mere expense to bare the name of the father 🤯 shouldn’t even have to be a fight in the first place, know what I mean? Male privilege and ignorance over here all day long, like I said. Also am husband. Love my wife dearly, she took my name. Now her work is confused about credentials with two names 🤦🏼 same person an identity split. Modern horrors of social constructs?


Cruising on some interesting levels here interesting to see the half truths and posturing shift. I still believe in the basic democracy of the overwhelming majority of people I ever come across sum total of my life regardless of walk of life, just trying to be the best version of themselves. Excellence exacts a price.


A guy needs his head bit off every now and again gotta keep in mind the mortality factor.


I come in peace and have nothing to prove or offer.


I’m mostly off the cuff and rough around the edges.


I apologize.


Are you a nerd and are you partying? If you have to ask…


Which one is the spook though


These are great nobody ever gets hurt


What sound do you think it’s going to make?


Are you wondering if this is possible or are you asking permission?


Hmm


USER DISCRETION IS ADVISED*

*not guaranteed https://image.nostr.build/3d990547799bee0755b0a33a157a2004f3cf5da26869f13a3ffb9569f04463b5.jpg


No man we’re just here to fuck shit up make the devs regret showing the dumber monkeys any and all trickery.


WHAT’S YER NAME


And to be clear everyone should absolutely have whatever filters they need to have at their disposal to function, whatever the purpose of gazing into this abyss that is #nostr might be.


Hard to know when some stupid idea is going to blindside you on a random Tuesday in a coffee shop line with a stranger. People say crazy shit IRL too and we love the idea of gathering all the madness together in specific pockets of weirdness 🤷🏼 I have come to like my little corner of #nostr feels like a bit of something carved out for myself that’s just happy to be acknowledged like might not agree with what you’re saying but definitely gm 🤙🏻


Missing key step: squash bug before restarting program. Otherwise, same problem starts back up too…


Fuckin’ prude


I’m honestly here trying to understand not be malicious by any means so point taken obviously so beneath you.


Baby batter


It was a question I thought fair enough to ask


I wasn’t.


OK BUT LIKE WHAT IF MAYBE A COUPLE THINGS ARE PRICED IN THOUGH THAT WOULD BE GOOD RIGHT? 🥹


Or is it a segregation/political some kind of more abstract privacy and avoidance of conflict of interest motive to distinguish?


WHILE THE SUITS ARGUE ABOUT HOW TO BUILD THE PLACE AND PLAY SHELL GAMES WE’RE JUST GOING TO GET ON WITH BUILDING IT AREN’T WE??? #trades #journeyperson #buildl nostr:note10ccec9znjnezflhth8fumxw6dkqylag6vsawurvkd6277pvhg2es9083g0


Get to work lazy ass suits nostr:note10ccec9znjnezflhth8fumxw6dkqylag6vsawurvkd6277pvhg2es9083g0


Make suits irrelevant


Is it just me or do women seem to really have a chip on their shoulders about like dare I say toxic independence imperative where it’s just vitally important to separate their accomplishments from those of the husband but I don’t understand the fixation anyone smart enough that you should care about their opinion realizes it takes a village AND women as with any people have varying uses, skills, merit, productivity… but still, why the preoccupation to prove “women don’t need men” or vice versa just kind of not realistic to any extreme no?


Also I would have to be embarrassed about masturbating in the first place which I am not and if this is about the shower gun I don’t know anything about the shower gun I swear officer it’s not mine.


It was no where near 35 minutes stop exaggerating I can’t last anywhere near that long anymore 👴🏻 nostr:note1ttnwa77w8hsscfc4hca0zkgspjerc3xauwwtvczmvl2z7273j3xqyp0xrt


Jokes on you I haven’t showered in days fake time traveller man what else you got 😆🤣😆


A disaster as a result of poor planning?? 😆


Have you ever seen the movie Sphere?


2600 years ago kind of wisdom probably in any case 🤙🏻 definitely speaks to me.


It’s interesting the symbiosis that has developed between man and machine isn’t it? Yet we haven’t even begun to explore the potential of cybernetics, flesh and electronics still interface in clunky slow bottlenecks…


This could get ugly… nostr:note18hsf20tjq2x58ahulnrryzelg6kyr49mhuy4n4eq67hyuesaw8psg699rd


I’ve just about lost track of how many times I have posted this quote as a reply to people Lol


Are you mining as fast as you can right now? I’m starting to panic but resisting the urge to mine by hand while it’s still technically twice as lucrative as ~ 1 day 7 hours from now 😬 just gotta keep busy you know


See I think with the advent of Bitcoin a lot of these more people management and middle manager kind of roles are going to go away because the workers with the actual skills the market wants are going to have different tools to identify which products to focus their efforts on and get paid for so if you want to stay relevant you might want to think about expanding some of that knowledge into the technical aspects because unless you’re really good at acquiring bitcoin from mining or some other product or service, well just regardless really it’s pretty important to do everything you can to move up the technological skill aspects of your profession because automation is coming for all jobs someday… /rant 😆


191 REMAINING nostr:note1zpn6vezq8f2q3qs8kd40jh5ku39c3sptxvskgpsnjlsm5fzw6e4seglh9u


Code monkey? Find some bounties and scoop them up if you can solve the problem? I think the gig economy for devs and programmers is the only way it will be eventually.


New trend
#fuckstr

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/6602d6b9a9b37959b1963a9eb0cf13baf1f95cadfdd6b19abca9f582ac60bba4.jpg


FUCK.

#FUCKSTR


ARE WE THERE YET


What’s a taco disaster like?


42? Onward! nostr:note1asz30dwalzjxszw7rnhc28zljdkxsvfe2wxc2s56ajylyzfec3fseg0h3t


#defaultzap


nostr:note1n2u7nk5z87f9u0xzkr7k5mlffnfusq8n2vydafew428xkhcxp7nsxq08w6 21 sats for your thoughts?


Is it done working?


Do you publish your costs and values for bandwidth and total storage /memory required to run the service? Are you hoping to build a bitcoin endowment for the service to run it indefinitely and reduce price for advanced features, re-invest profits when possible?


Mind your thoughts, they become your words, mind your words, they become your actions, mind your actions, they become your habits, mind your habits, they become your character, mind your character… it becomes your destiny. -Lao-Tze


So AWS and cloudflare, CDN… I guess one way to think about it is the data gets uploaded there as like an initial copy, and as that data is read by other services, relays, users, and so on, then you can’t really be sure how many copies end up anywhere after that, huh? Just randomly ends up cached here there, everywhere available in seconds or less but you can at least be confident it arrived at some data center and will persist at least one place forever after that, or as long as we can expect all these computers to run interconnected anyway… https://image.nostr.build/bd6d1e266fdf9203905e62ba0102d6a74ad3df05adfa583ba3413526dca8ddb2.jpg


Anything I upload like “the cloud is just somebody else’s computer” where is this one? Lol I will see if I can find the FAQ 👍🏻


The simulation is upon us.


Pit stop


Where physically does all this data reside?


Aw, shucks.


This just means we need proof of wack chain which is hybrid proof of work proof of stake now you do both let’s call it #Bithereum 🤣🤦🏼😆


PICK A DIRECTION nostr:note1xu8cf26z9ggcfcmn4m2vmudfxqdhn2sm6fyq2nudjrpzakfuf9msm97cch


They won’t. That’s the point.


If only your soulmate would swipe right…


#Yestr just keep rolling out the hits https://image.nostr.build/7780841ab90bcf41fd1c04a661f431c4789e43679f711831d5952d8a7a493905.jpg


Rebel it is! (I know I already said GN and I am still here sinning) nostr:note1hfdu7eg0hawlvs3x0h3al8nw55whctzf8g9u008qg0nmupuwhypsrq73e9


Shall I crank it up to 11, sir/madam? nostr:note14248xg80d08t8hjm64wtg273kp9fvwa005rugx0lghl2tdqdkg7s3a9xle


Those poor dumb bastards. nostr:note104z9fc2gxzl6yl3ucruy63uzqvaflnplzpev066kt6vdr389aweql8gyj0


But they would! If they could, chop wood… what, were we talking about?

One two buckle my shoe


At the end of the day, we’re all farts on the timechain. GN #nostr


5 more minutes…


Do you even lift bro? (Does anyone still ask “do you even lift, bro?”) ?


Cry harder? nostr:note1x4kflt2a5m6960ajaf9zmz2h9mx8ckpjstq838ts0z8p962gpvws2mq8c2


Rebel even harder?


Bon jour mademoiselle 👋🏻


Bad things happen whether you like it or not and more often than most would care for on top of that c’est la vie 🤷🏼


There was a way to set it up on nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 then I believe it became a benefit of purple subscription.


Ultimately: Trust No One ☝🏻


He who does not hear both parties cannot know the truth

(Chinese proverb).

Much is missing from the poor and everything from the miser (German proverb).

^From French to English now 😆 funny and I didn’t even try to guess the meaning before translating. #irony


You understand what a floor price is right?


What sort of work do you do?


🎲 see what happens 👀


https://www.google.com/search?q=hello+world+example+html&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari for example and substitute whatever language c++ or java… lisp. Hardly matters it just has to be written so whatever machine it runs on understands the instructions and makes the desired output. 👍🏻


Get oot there Eh https://youtu.be/kcWMU4sw22U?si=mcLjWw3QEJKNf4VC


More #OCD than anything else I would say.


#yep https://image.nostr.build/592d0a4d0700572a9dd74317d33ec69f1d221de2a3ba8e4309e8866d09a4e7b8.jpg


My notes be like: #nostr https://image.nostr.build/40da2fea9eaffc26217a61489806ee8b6f0f2394a7ea8c25c98c5e3a191e5eb9.jpg


Do you guys ever do illegal moves on the microwave like 88 seconds? I just did 0:56 what a rush.


Scripts are just commands you can run once, continuously, on a schedule, etc. it’s quite a broad term.


Have you ever done #helloworld ?


#iliketurtles https://image.nostr.build/b96894f25a27630cc2d53abf2ace62c50617942352651d2a07af25e3fd87c44a.jpg


Isn’t all that matters what you make of what you retained and leveraged?


You didn’t even give losing a chance 💪🏻🫡


You think we’re losing this support this week then?


Was this a difficult decision for you to make?


Not financial advice: https://image.nostr.build/74b177a0ec3d799785ab883d21c9bd031662ce4ae0485f61310e2e17eb028798.jpg


Capitalize the on irrationality 💪🏻😉🤙🏻


Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. nostr:note18uq2tpu5culxakagqxr7w82x2k9ujc2sgm4jurxu5hzsjzh6yd2q9gzwhv


Trim only wife says no to baby face.


My moustache insists on deflecting more coffee than I would like on to my shirt this afternoon.


Yes and it’s familiar, still a pretty default taken for granted thing, lowest common denominator in a sense, does it need to be anything else?


I have no idea as a ham fisted user only now learning a bit more of this jargon like my understanding of kernel differences is non existent all I know is the logo changed and the software sucked for a couple versions but that seems to be how these things go win some lose some use what works best?


Can you guys skip the windows NT phase this time, please?


How did they make it work in the first place? That’s what I don’t understand.


Let the arms race of absurd contraptions and the laws which will attempt to prevent them, begin!


“… the risk of annihilation is a great motivator for innovation, for engineering and so on…” 33:50-34:00 👌🏻


Don’t ask, “what can I do for my country?” Instead ask yourself “how do I build a better doomsday device?” Right nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s ? https://open.spotify.com/episode/6gg4DA9jbHgCLB1ruEFolM Around minute 34 got me thinking like the professor. Maybe you need to nuke the Damus relay every now and again or make us pay to prevent note annihilation? (Sorry I couldn’t find the original note you mentioned this podcast I know it was a while ago I am just listening now it’s been on my to-do list.) Thanks everybody hello to #doomers and #bloomers alike 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/663d40c331596ce6dff62f75789cd684a6bbc39c3db671f6edc33b8096108da8.jpg


Sorry, the fuckin’ club* dues


What portion of the 31.77 covered the club dues that part of the deal wasn’t clear to me?


I am crime’s ally. 💪🏻😆 https://image.nostr.build/22ffa0de2739c77bf1d44eaea75aafc6950d4d4d4ad16f2715686da72a9f9021.jpg


On the job training, nice 👍🏻


How much hair braiding experience is required to reply to this job ad?


Nah fam I’m not carrying all that weight around letting it drag me down lots of people make that mistake.


I can’t. You believe what you believe and I think it’s sinister to believe all are in debt. You proved to me you don’t understand unconditional love at all and only think of things as expense, investments which must make a return but guess what your expectations will be disappointed because I don’t owe you or anyone anything. If you’re trying to reduce everything in life to its transactional value I feel sorry for you because you’re missing out on a lot more value that will never be expressed that way.


You just keep piling on the assumptions!


You have this wrong to start off with because in most cases of employment the employer is the debtor since the employee provides work, labour, or some other value to the employer who will balance this debt, usually bi weekly or monthly, right? Your statement implies some kind of advance has been agreed to which I don’t think is the most common arrangement to get paid before doing any work. Super common example: in a restaurant the meal is consumed and paid for after. Short term loan but opposite the way you said it. Pretty important distinction though.


A loan is only created if agreed upon by the parties to the terms outlining the debt and repayment terms.


Again you start off with an incorrect assumption: “business is based on a lender borrower dynamic.” This is only a single specific case example of a business transaction.


Too many assumptions, makes no sense.


What? No. What’s the payment for? I didn’t agree to owe you anything for any payment. You can’t unilaterally make me obligated to you.


“Money” as debt is the problem.

Money as value is the solution.


So I should issue the wages from my regular job as shares, pay myself an absurd dividend, and then forget about all that and just buy Bitcoin at which point I can do whatever the fuck I want anyway… man I can’t believe more people don’t understand this. 🤦🏼


The economy would probably straight up grind to a halt at 50% 🤣 could you imagine having to make a 51% return on an inflated value to realize a profit? 🤦🏼 Like nothing makes it obvious it’s theft better than exaggerating the numbers tbh though… 🤔 anyway motivation is hard (in this economy.)


Sounds like some half decent logic 👍🏻


Man, you get a gold star 🌟 in troubleshooting this morning, congratulations!


So, it is plugged in, now. Phew! I thought I might have to suggest turning it off and on again.


This note is a terrible idea, like asking a woman where she wants to go for dinner…


Looks like I was able to get this working again, sort of. It says I'm connected to 9-11 relays, but only shows that I have 100 followers (and even Jack only about 40, so it has to be a data gap), and very few notes on timelines (with obvious gaps even for hugely active accounts). Relay.damus.io never seems to pass me any data (0kb both up and down) to me, which j assume is due to my connection coming via Tor, but honestly I don't know. I'm connecting using Amethyst, if anybody sees this and has any ideas—what's the best, biggest relay for Tor users right now?

Secondly, and most importantly for anyone who sees this note, please make some noise to try and stop the passage of RISAA (the FISA 702 reauthorization) that's about to hit law as soon as this Friday. Please read about it and push it out on all of your socials, if you agree it's a problem. It's going to be hard to stop this thing, even with all hands.

Whoever sees this, thank you for hearing me. https://image.nostr.build/b5731965f417b631e9ea74c27ce4d5f9bb91f9e2a96fefb1547146266ab89fb5.jpg


Now do El Salvador’s volcano…


I don’t negotiate with terrorists! I contract that work out.


#blooming tree is more impressive IRL https://image.nostr.build/b98df7cdca29985f0e7e366533c21e3a36077f450666c80157755efdf5b081ba.jpg  nostr:note14zz28l0fj0szldgqgu6flmskp2td324hmflh8k8pn3kequkq7n0qufty98


It’s a beautiful fucking day nostr:note1alyhe53xynzgyrww20vnz7jhnw69uw5jfxahp6s7za6e3ekxpzqs7407d7


You either die a hero or live long enough to become the suit.


Number of nostr pks


Big.


Madness.


Oh good now we have a loop of that 🤣 thanks nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8  🫂


Ah yes well perhaps someday they will discover the magic of boating accidents 🤦🏼


first ark impressions: its insanely simple. Much less moving parts than lightning. I like simple.


You punch like a girl.


What courses are you looking at traveling to? (I sent you a DM yesterday I think in response to your other note about ideas)


Story time! https://image.nostr.build/ab4d87b18863bb44ff1f4d3f871f261bdb4ac05ab08314aa5de0913236a315f4.png


Maybe doesn’t exist yet.


Yeah I am also confused here this situation implies no wife to veto the lambo purchase fake news


Are there any recent updates to this story?


https://opensats.org/ no?


Lol thanks!


Excellent choice madam how shall we begin?


Did the local flora and fauna jizz all over your air again?


How dangerous are your canoe excursions?


Lambos don’t have trunks that’s where the engine goes


Nobody’s perfect 🤦🏼


They only put those in lambos now though


nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83 DO YOU INSIST?


Math is hard.


Why must you ask this at 4am


🤣 nostr:note1ntdl0nftgfyg0z0uyg2xy6dszzegplh7ktnutm7r6jnpc9gpsugqxt946m


Lol


Everybody line up and repeat after the narrative


English translation? 😬


I was just telling nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz about maple butter in coffee which is slightly different and that crazy hoe was talkin’ about cheese somehow I still don’t understand and there are quite a few of us remaining skeptical about the cheese but maple butter has many confirmations.


Except you get there only to find out the owner insists it’s pronounced “me / me’s” nostr:note1v8p6ry09utd6lq3vsuym4m8mjyd0x5x8k3srqqwmaaqjznlwrrksqrtvwz


Did you wake up and choose violence today nostr:npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl ?


Clean up in aisle 1 nostr:note1d67lkmgtswxrc4awdcrtmxfwxvsdpeznf7yprrdt9k35hg33q4tqcwknx4


That only actually happens when you ARE someone else though so don’t worry you’re safe.


No that’s probably just the drugs you took about 45 minutes ago


Are you smelling toast again


*insert recipe here* https://image.nostr.build/96ff77afb648b987f9d58c3e2525b5a4a4874e57c8c767a9a253afa390e7e0a0.gif


Maple butter: yes

Straight up cheese: no


Confucius say, bitcoin look dumpiest before pumpiest.


Maybe there’s a niche market for cantankerous ranting 😆🤣😆 no too many people giving away their product already starving artist situation ☠


Seconds after acquisition: nostr:note1px0slwhl9fnk7620xttgt9j58quv6a4qkcxdsfwf6qkrtzqs3e3s0y8c9y


Story of my life https://image.nostr.build/fea63aca75a60391b5ef6332759b9c3fdc7fd61b68bca5e050a1e7f4522455dc.jpg


I made mine games for my kid 😆 https://kgb.rocks but the security certificate is about to expire and certbot isn’t working for some reason I don’t understand so 🤷🏼 either man knowing what you want to be when you grow up is hard.


This is why we can’t have nice things


FYI: https://image.nostr.build/feed0584eadd216385a256cfa951b134f3801ac55d7ee30bd13ca101f4c79370.jpg


Yo 🤘🏻


That’s right I’m a fucking ray of sunshine aren’t I?


I would say rise and shine but it’s still quite dark out.


Wow… should we have a pizza party for 2 people to celebrate?


About what? Owning mistakes and accepting the imperfections inherent in humanity? But we’re human after all? You’re contradicting yourself this comment makes no sense.


10,000 sats ago… https://image.nostr.build/c49fc8d088aefc09d1e398328d7a6550c76e78571d281ead9203cf7577d6c656.jpg


May the left titty be your biggest titty


As is the custom.


Manifest destiny, again?


This guy over here pushin 🍊 💊 💊💊 nostr:note1vwue6yyz5533lsd3ncsfax264ay8ya9wh7vw4ssjalamq6ayzgzqhxxvhq


I’ll call my people have them schedule a diplomatic mission to kindergarten we obviously have work to do with this under 6 demographic


I’m gonna steal nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m ‘s pk. https://image.nostr.build/af66dff6629f0099b68198911bc19aa3e615653264f8d6f75ba6b75c617dd856.jpg  nostr:note1ypg2rgym3z4l3eemmm94leggktfskt7ajntmk2dfdqn9rwfm5uksq389k2


Thanks doc 👍🏻 you’re the best 🏆


If you’re going for fingers, stop. You nailed it.


Buddy if you want numbers on a screen boy I sure got one for ya how does 3.14 tickle yer fancy? Huh??


nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g don’t worry you don’t have to write me a note, I don’t have a job.


My stack is probably bigger than your stack but we’ll never know it. https://image.nostr.build/9b6e03f092c6f1dbe9ebba99a9f6b598a3777a3529e720361e5e475696005ddd.jpg  nostr:note19f5fr3zq4x2c34zk0lhdvgf2f65v69tf0yp9y6e5h5ke25y0fslsrkmnsz


At least you’re positive about it.


#Stackening nostr:note1sul3p6dw83mvm484fn89n6th2kyj5nn30u773c6sgfvsh0n8qe9q3qjuu6


The Great Stackening


Just don’t get the one where you are hanging upside down by the foot I have seen that in movies it doesn’t ever turn out good.


I just survived scrolling instagram for 5 minutes I think I saw 3 ads guys I don’t know if I am in shock or maybe I need a debrief AMA


A tale of two hollow legs 🦵🏻🦵🏻


Wake up says GN 😆 omg I ❤ it nostr:note12h0t9yevppl64c2j9j77dp529uezxwldtvrsk6kh33fpszn0je8qz0f50s


Pocket orb for on the go pondering 🤔 nostr:note1avrjguvr4f2kws43aeeqtadxm2j0t4dmqxztzax4wclxllsakews2pvlnc


Don’t stop now everyone get out your orbs we can ponder together now 🪩


But they do so now what


Watch out there are rabid dogs here some of them are my friends #introductions


Show off


Nobody likes cold corn pass it on 🌽⚡


I keep seeing good things about 3 body problem.


My node: ?

Me: You pass the corn 🌽 https://image.nostr.build/874934be619d6e74d839d4f59b6008e4b466ea5b4a817e3bd751d1b518394222.gif


Focus on the things you can control.
https://nostpic.com/media/0018b7ee33fb253843639c62e292fec700a69a93b08ee374c5bda971c9b39564/10a86f229874545823e8a79a6ec20ad98749e40dce9c03bf9b9b34cdb1100d62.webp


The world is extreme chaos the challenge is to survive.


Make it a timeshare and I’m in.


Be nice kajooze they just got here lurking is still allowed.


One satisfied customer 👌🏻


https://video.nostr.build/1d64192e8cecdd3b9e1bd84355e612fcf7ec1ae9bba16d492ee13b6cf08e4381.mp4

from: Yellow


Well that settles it then. Marriage is about compromise you know you have to appease the department of war and finances.

Besides you don’t want to spend your weekend syncing 12 carburetors when you can just sync a node instead.


Where we’re going we don’t need boats.


Lol


Never waste a good buffet nostr:note1x0gz2d28e4lf4uu80f2slunm0947dg70s8wrh7khs4y52n46c45sqvsp8v


Everyone knows the protocol for a circle jerk already the problem isn’t education it’s shame.


Are people not attracted to circular jerks anymore? Strange times we live in.


He said, in record time.


Times are chainin’


Skill testing question: locks are only for the honest people. https://image.nostr.build/5aea3c756f6edd55365c29ceda0cda36cdbb52f1d7c870ed540b321d7e3fe150.jpg


Spoiler alert: it’s the year of the Blitzkrieg.


I’m not saying there’s a need but IF we needed to sacrifice a virgin, I don’t think we could do it none on #nostr


AAAAH! OKAY! 👍🏻


IT HAS BEEN MADE THE TIME OF PROPHECY IS AT HAND


Question: nostr:note1ra394j5uaywdfammxp3n6e67vmr9553n2yxvkamfqnwywgc9d0wqq20snz


Happy government bad?


“Could we schedule an orgasm with this next meeting?”


nostr:note10mx8p398vumld46kqdw25v9z4t726qmmm73rptf706gmuc9jwhxqthzz2h nostr:note1t8ltw0kj5xzsmsell22ntv3grhs2e0yups2v4ckl54zzef8ftqtq7fszjt


This is how it’s done: nostr:note1s4886kkysefv8a0a0t7mkj297csa3hngx0v4xwtue3r6zmjntsks4gu78g


Make Made Make Again. nostr:note1s4886kkysefv8a0a0t7mkj297csa3hngx0v4xwtue3r6zmjntsks4gu78g


Success! nostr:note1s4886kkysefv8a0a0t7mkj297csa3hngx0v4xwtue3r6zmjntsks4gu78g


IF SHE MADE THE LIST AND HE MADE THE LIST, WHO MADE THE LIST? nostr:note1x3505n042yg69pu0gkppcy4c54saepdqshz5kslwtw4v4t0gqjwq6ta357


SHE MADE THE LIST nostr:note1u5flvncwyfa8g8z8t7458lh95zc4dr8due9djpgqh9xfvsr2jjhsa7syry


Every other neighbourhood used to have a truck painted or with a huge decal of this on it too.


This is awesome feedback I don’t think it’s oversimplified at all it’s spot on this is obviously what everyone wants it will just take time and effort to build thanks #devs 😬 https://image.nostr.build/84bc0eda9a56c4837e7e971c34e69731acd265de18a8d959ec78b7b79c113c6a.jpg


Corn is proof of work yo


#yestr https://image.nostr.build/bb77324349d3214adf9b4c143066289901c7fbaacb165863aa13f2d4ac6d8d84.jpg


Sleep tight don’t let the code bugs bite


Flag on house. https://image.nostr.build/cbbe8accd91827b9e30f9521789277ebf991267ded9b5a22121322891a7278d5.jpg


NOTICE TO ALL #NOSTR USERS https://image.nostr.build/50dc794fe4356dd1af4910e1395404787b753a3b87fcc7dd92966ec8f9770e19.jpg  nostr:note12wstjuwr0ek866np794hljmc8rk8c0jsvjy98ypd4a6pu0j5lnas5qwfsd


Hey you’re not allowed back here employees only


“ “ nostr:note174neadlqp35uzsx0qgkxngg63fzmkxlew740p3zhsrsps4x6808qgadrqz


-She


HE MADE THE LIST nostr:note1t8ltw0kj5xzsmsell22ntv3grhs2e0yups2v4ckl54zzef8ftqtq7fszjt


If this doesn’t call for a #footstr newspaper photo, I don’t know what does.


Do I have to


You gon be gentle or smash?


Has anybody seen nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g ? nostr:note1e43j66yhl9tpry58k4s4aa2qf2thx5gy92eev9pn9k3xwe2s0d6szjrj67


It’s been 25 minutes call the coroner. nostr:note1e43j66yhl9tpry58k4s4aa2qf2thx5gy92eev9pn9k3xwe2s0d6szjrj67


Mine just needs to soak a little longer


The simulation is functioning as intended.


Probably a neighbourhood far far away


Wen DanOS ? nostr:note1qf6h6sg0as6hs99aapygqyghxm0p2uxcseg4v0077jejfu474gasug8d8t


I am delighted to inform you that is exactly what I did.


I like trying the different combos. https://image.nostr.build/ba6d7a5139676f12406cd0e7d4e6682246e60eab0d34d96d651fd1834a70a428.jpg


Correct.


Is it delicious? Yes.

Can you taste it? No. https://image.nostr.build/11d58cf4213e89b230f29d86d1395a7dacae05d3147ab24d2a09013a01f1fba7.jpg


😋mmm shart cooteree 👌🏻😩🤤 https://image.nostr.build/963ec1d7f2f70ab9a430be5a86ee56c389e0cbf6cd25b9b6341d26e443e3073d.jpg


I should mow the lawn. https://image.nostr.build/d6b1768960efbc0e9ce734eafc2989e7d92f9ba35aefc51fc23fa295d4545b6f.jpg


Uncle Sam picking up all the tabs


#touchgrass #yestheyrereal https://image.nostr.build/6f1bc52ccbb69d7cb90c3ef353d7ac78fd5f162b2bc25b0462d504251f684cd8.jpg


Back to our regularly scheduled programming?


No man’s day is complete until he orders a new carburetor online.


We can make you weirder. We have the technology.


Crank up the weirdness Marie you’re being judged by Noshole there is no second best (are we still allowed to say that or will I get burned at the stake?)


Who are you voting for this season?


Yada yada 😆


Hi nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz 😆 https://image.nostr.build/c5480c150647c3c16b9dfd98cb5a120593db76c9b2456f0dc955717657c189f6.gif  nostr:note18uctkrnqx2r6wr0ufx762jwy8gm49caezuhvfm5qfxwpckza2r0qjv53gn


*Seinfeld energy*


Too bad it’s not even funny clowns


I donno I think this place is kind of neat like a social Lego bin to root around in not finding the piece you want and having to get creative instead is half the fun 🤩


LEAVE NO CLICKBAIT LEFT BEHIND!


My node is my living room’s finest news source.


No.

Where do we get our cards stamped for the rewards program?


LMK how many business days it ends up taking


HOLY LAND BATMAN


Is the subscription to WWIII mandatory does anybody know?


Lmao 🤣 👌🏻😆🤦🏼🤣


So no panic at the disco? 🕺🏻


Congratulations on surviving 👍🏻


#nostr : Easier than jumping out of an airplane. ✈ nostr:note1gnwungrd4ys80dg7k04cx93mnauxq46rcyk2ml0kcycuhxg4933st58ajw


Set phasers to Neat https://image.nostr.build/3b5d4127ad8c11f23767ade4b894e593349c0cbdacbb2c1e44dd07f22b92e458.jpg https://image.nostr.build/535eaab5e86171beba98a060baf2d5607ccb9ef2103aa70c0d6f3431db15ccf8.gif


Beep


Just think of it like jumping out of an airplane (it’s nothing like jumping out of an airplane.) There you go don’t you feel relieved now?


NOW! https://image.nostr.build/986839805b6aac113852f53f45677f71c5f4508d059c7e2190e2b5f2dd30977f.gif  nostr:note1xas9wvfl4rp8ntehhs454dsk2jh8ms3wp8umwcpsk0r4hufdg9fqxpwx9n


We haven’t yet had the opportunity to redecorate but we were discussing it


Why does this feel so terrifying? Hiiii

#introductions


Hi everyone! This is my first post and I don’t really understand what Nostr is yet. But diving in anyway.

#introductions


Good afternoon you bunch of baked noodles 🍜


#nostr keeps you on your toes like that 🤦🏼😩🫡 🤷🏼 can I offer you a piece of cheese 🧀 while we wait for the #devs to fix it ? also I should mention don’t pay them or make direct eye contact this message will self destruct in 3 seconds. nostr:note1ndnwu4vj3dujwfpy6ezvhwhsxf7t6sl6teqjap4kq3mzy80vfxlsad4w24


THERE’S NOT EVEN A X ICON HELLLPPPP! 🛟


I was gonna sell half my stuff to stack more


GET YOUR EXPERIENCES IN BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS LIMITED TIME OFFER BYOB (BRING YOUR OWN BODY) STEP RIGHT UP ONLY COSTS A NICKEL nostr:note1kg4uxpp9qeda4m7qdasajpylxxql3ju2hcnmentvwt3n5k9d0ydqvcshn5


He’s right if it works as intended some day. Right now it’s clearly still speculative as the “flight to safety” can be seen to dollars quite dramatically 🍿


Iran has reportedly launched drones heading for Israel.


🫡 Twice now already 💪🏻


That’s awesome 🤙🏻


[redacted]


I will laugh at this all day long and you can’t stop me. nostr:note1s3z8206pszq6fg83wt2f7mzkt0tuuchaulcjuxmn0mlfyh0v080spe3z8d


Top quality internet gold 👌🏻


Yo mama so fat she stared directly at the sun during the eclipse.


In this economy??? https://image.nostr.build/9edc3797ef88cd97a2bd2f5891cca201500943372ff2034818dde442c36a0537.jpg


This whole thing is a giant boat (yacht?) accident waiting to happen.

Speaking of which, are you happy with your current boat or other large vessel accident provider?

I have a boat and accept various forms of payment, am always looking to take on new clients.

Do with this information what you will. nostr:note15zr2xy67e0wclhy6q4jl0h3tn8f9lyl653zz74dssm4vujr2uywqvtccnc


Take me to your dealer https://image.nostr.build/21468f46c6162c62ade5879417af1cbdd2b3ad10944e40f0dfe9142d1a4cf9b9.jpg


It was a different Internet back then, younger, slower… really fucking slow.


What is this? Some kind of band of misfits? A supergroup? I’m skeptical. We haven’t even done a get together live performance, not even a hoe down! What’s really going to bake your noodle later is you haven’t even met me yet so imagine it gets weirder 😆 IRL 🤯


Aw heck, I’m hooked! 😍💉😩👌🏻


How dare you make me see this with my own eyes 👀 🤦🏼


This one I think is going to be a marathon not a race. Stay hydrated.


THAT’S WHAT HE SAID LFG https://media1.tenor.com/m/OX4pDu3YicAAAAAC/homer-rave-the-s-impsons.gif


nostr:note1jx4dywxl4qenkd0gecsz5lpejnxq429k448vxz7wsm7wjn2p4gksx6g4jl nostr:note15tufelvtudscw2w3njemhrr0th5f2jkhs4v6h9e9rufr6f7ctknqzak4h3


NOBODY PARTY UNTIL nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 SAYS SO
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq0mhp4ja8fmy48zuk5p6uy37vtk8tx9dqdwcxm32sy8nsaa8gkeyqyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qqs9eyzqzrxgre2rkzd7gpwmjk5ppvathe3hftek60xn0umhcjnt5agdlmgwg


Nice see kids nowadays just have digital garbage like nfts back in our day we had real world garbage you could touch it and know how worthless it was now worthlessness is so abstract 🤣


How many Pog slammers do you have tho


https://youtu.be/8vJiSSAMNWw?si=-HmD6pK5qVtsk3kU nostr:note15tufelvtudscw2w3njemhrr0th5f2jkhs4v6h9e9rufr6f7ctknqzak4h3


#nostr be like (in response) https://image.nostr.build/ec978c82adcf9ae6357c91112218c21366823eb63c29ada899dd647d7531e4bc.gif


I’m afraid to ask what sort of pent up energy do we get until then?


#BDE https://image.nostr.build/c16f1cdc17077ffff18c7521f0c2cedaae5a9ad6baa1b867d439e312d1073417.jpg


As you were. 🫡


nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w needs love in the form of sats I think ❤ ₿


Looks like meat’s back on the menu.


I kind of figured this was the kind of doctor you are https://youtu.be/V5HnK4cJOwo?si=Hrhc1xjyyAsVE3bQ


On Nostr we pass our own butter #PoW #Penisbutterhttps://image.nostr.build/a1be9508c8960278cb9195c7e642188bf44685a4cc93a902efae00d378eacb2e.gif


Who doesn't want 2100 sats and a new friend? You can buy my love, it's ok. 😆
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq8qhqdtawrktszkg0dccgpr677ata2678nx7ajzqz76q4c7dlqf6qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0qyj8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnjda6kuerjda3kkcnfw33k76twv4e8xtnrdakj7qpq0fscqu57mf9kypd5mqucmqnytrfxzp8qen0x4vhvvx5tyncwrzjqns8ktk


Don’t even do that just have fun with it let it come naturally tune it as you go it’s very different here you have to contribute to participate but I think you will find a little effort goes a long way here because it’s not misrepresentation so much or if it is it’s usually absurd enough to stand out. That’s my 2 sats after being here more than a year. It’s come a long way! I wish I had grabbed a screenshot of my first experience on nostr it would be hilarious to look at all the 10,000 sat invoices and “hello world” notes everywhere 😆


Just imagine what you could accomplish with the odd comment here and there, if for no reason other than to post shit! 💩 post FTW https://image.nostr.build/fbe36ac3268814738f13f5aa8425b7c1f0f33f497dae5d92985ea83d94194b05.jpg


Zero to shitposting within 5 seconds of logging on

GM #NOSTR !


STOP BEING POOR https://image.nostr.build/bb77324349d3214adf9b4c143066289901c7fbaacb165863aa13f2d4ac6d8d84.jpg


Hey! Some of us are still honest UNFORTUNATELY most women do not prefer this level of honesty right away. It takes several eye-suckings to establish that ever so important level of titty trust. https://image.nostr.build/4a536417e976d36a92e4b9993890672b8bee9b44c2158f8d4f00503e20dea9c4.jpg


Source?


You know it’s a good keyboard if each key press results in sparks flying ⚡ ⚡⚡


Love that one with the alternating smiles and frowns 🤣


We’re back, baby!

Apparently. nostr:note1n24zxlt9cwtkh0zlxhzlwma2qpdqfq09p0qk45qrgp87gke20tkq6lcjs2


is it financial advice?


🤷🏼 https://image.nostr.build/36019eb62e4bf17d0bc6652d963e0113f9ed7c36170cc0f3a3e329505c0a1b2e.jpg


1000 positions to die in the West nostr:note1uryx25gjhzdnz8ndycaatnhypqf2nn4gj3fennt6026s9j3j3ywslapvxp


I’m about to do something else


Well if we’re all doomed, me first! https://image.nostr.build/2eede6cadbbee90b23a2db379f5cafd52b5a026a415cf8e76b2ae25330036210.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4a536417e976d36a92e4b9993890672b8bee9b44c2158f8d4f00503e20dea9c4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f52590a3aa97227ddf6c4d85c9c1093b5727ceff1229b1fd8100f9dad64d9f6f.jpg


Lube tech: “Sorry, you didn’t give 24 years notice so you missed the cancellation deadline.”


Don’t let the zaps ⚡ run out https://image.nostr.build/9d8b9a31782c378226820c50e9a8066151f7bcc54f3ec59f34e8c780f08f83da.jpg  nostr:note10lw4de73xpcgwv69c202pkz2a6wnzru8wmrxyz7pa9es8v2wkjkqust3cz


nostr:note1qwxneatkhk8wrc47dgd8cse67zlxxg6dhfgtug5dme3fvcqxur5shp3xag hamster or mouse? 🧀 ? 🐁


*fap* *fap* *fap*

Miners rn: 👌🏻😩


Spring is springing 🌸 https://image.nostr.build/370238e2648f2c181b1276c66e721b9aee077a9f7a7bec1872ee6e75ede2185a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/592d0a4d0700572a9dd74317d33ec69f1d221de2a3ba8e4309e8866d09a4e7b8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e0fffa70666380b1ca19f5d57ed3c5474854665c835049a85e1e96430a5a0e27.jpg


Go get ‘em champ


Yes of course! What other reason could there possibly be? https://image.nostr.build/211f660a4d35811759cf3986788cc0051d258c9a24270e795630abcca027cee3.jpg  nostr:note1adrgcpzdxkn5rmfj5rsqgfyt0wdl8r0rrdj6y3fuzf3a3tss6npsxuwe9s


🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼we’re doomed


You ever do any sweet jumps with that thing? https://video.nostr.build/cdcb0ae5b9d91110abb5352c3d444276ce6ee5e21f61605189d0324b48d484f8.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/a923b6d5c376215fa37efea24be4dc60f2f12bf55f5ad80a378f150006e202d2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/782ed8d3f22f5ae9904ab221cc3a5737420cae467a6c44b9ba81ec1e74b21077.gif


Who wants to know? Is it Dan?


Thank you for your sacrifice, soldier 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/1027615edbd8fc7003ce60ccb7122a4c1162eee6554f4947ac9bdd26512778ff.jpg


This is very sensual news 📰


I have experience with all kinds of things! Very successfully I might add.


nostr:note1q9f25fy405uk7xfsd46ufpzmkk5uqguuupwlrnw4vpdl38uq785s3jpxad nostr:note1lnwesj69dpuqf55q84ldj8q7yqmuxgwt7ra84trg6t4vgt5s270su57ls9


Of course! Why else would we do anything?


This is an outrage! https://image.nostr.build/1d5926c8b2c48a1c914d52f4b3d1576554b4d19a250cfd459ac5ae8a13dd28a0.jpg


Well enough about that, back to the mission!


Should I intervene mister president? I have a bomb right here 💣 we could blow them up! https://image.nostr.build/8306ff7cb6b283f95f200be387a3d92f144e5bac5eda0962e8625a135015ad5c.jpg


Oh good you’re finally here, what took you so long?


You should Zap ⚡ me because I’m the best


Kif, you know what the best thing about the internet is? I’ll tell you. You can be anyone you want, and no one can stop you.


Four out of Five Dans agree 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Every Dan has his day.


What the Dan has gotten into you?


He is definitely Not Dan.


It really makes it easy when everyone is named #dan nostr:note1uzyhv38n2wv4jjzgvfluqlu57lz97yecngmrm8ku2alnslkr46lqpzzkfh


WARNING: ⚠ You May Read Words Here nostr:note138n5avn3rsrvlmunsd45k25ass338780mzngs3pvh5k958d5j7tsw226ar


In Dan we verify, don’t trust.


The strong will eat, the weak are meat.


Goodnight Dan


You missed a spot


If it ain’t broke, break it?


Let them eat Dan! nostr:note1qf79eeyu6n0uhxndejmsmksrxwawvcss8pwusfz6xkp0tc3kxjxq0hkxc2


Not Dan?


#Danthread nostr:note13n33fyez3wm6sxl22pyfcvzltnpadevd47c0h74zz6ey5e5vnkfs3s4s52


Not as fast as the cult of Dan


Holy Shit™ it’s almost Moscow Time nostr:note1wcsy4e56qrvjh2hgj6hy560ffl570pjfsl88hyh9ywm2q4hnzsgqw7pkvr


At that rate we’ll hit Danical Mass in 69 hours!


Dan of the morning to you


I need data 📈 📉🧑💻📊📊📊 (for multiple screens) nostr:note1nfy8l39n58fzha7aqscp3mthw9gz2nh2daw2pmqq9vxul4cdqzwsx0whjj


nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 nostr:note1ydh27z8z6865fkltpu7fqglmcmxfxqfgszk9n77dsgn7v3wsxunsdtczzc


You guys should like this note more it’s a really good one: nostr:note1tah3m94myu0mdzzud7t6anretd9ct86vpm38xjgaqd5gxk8j5xpqejxxgq


The, Lord, Lady, Uncle, yeah it’s a thing for sure. Bullish on things.


Dave’s not here man.


What goes up must come Dan.


Anybody got an estimate on how many Dans per hour this is spreading?


I would too. nostr:note1cm478n0e7ktks6pvpyx2rsxxg52zdetc0m253saevlyucnne6ggqz7l86z


All you Dans are not the real Dan, you’re just imitating. nostr:note192z76g35nn2eppf0q5tqffc8vvscq967g725hn42l33z6c6l9dmqq7vrvy


Dan keeps zapping my notes ⚡📝

Thanks Dan! ⚡


This morning on nostr: OnlyDan™ https://i.nostr.build/M56QE.jpg


Your Privacy is very important to us. Please continue to hold. nostr:note1v0gknm9wgefggfe0nvueht6puplelyzyuwuqwhgyaapj23ynj3tqn0f4w2


Thank me later. nostr:note1ecla9ssr8zvxa323mc6muuw30xwmaf629lzn8cdpvghejc8t4tqsld6yeu


Danonymize yourself


On the Internet, they don’t know you’re a Dan. Unless you tell them. Then everybody knows.


When you know, you know.


Dan for president.


Then they fight you. nostr:note1tpu0hstdkrnx3jfhqkfknqh33dhuyzes7vwth9r3860vt2ncprrq8ymlts


Official Dan Airdrop is live ✅


Let’s check in with the Dans, back to you Dan. nostr:note10d8smuk8a9hnsm4gdjcsvw5qlaj8vmmrdqwucn7s5cgphd6z4vqqf0cq7c


Mayyybe


No but I did successfully transition to Dan.


EveryDan you mean


No I blame Dan.


God Dan it.


This is all Dan’s fault.


Dan collisions already occurring at a phenomenal rate and making it clear why we all had different names up until now: nostr:note13nkchhg9dcfpg4sv5p95v39pl09a9pkm9d5xdfnzt7afq84kg92s66xz2x


N'êtes-vous pas le Dan qui a appuyé sur le "2" ? nostr:note17ny8d8esfyzcq9vd44r4nuzswc3jdajn7xx8kq2vevesmmywp53sg6e2hl


The Archedan reveals himself: nostr:note1chjmd8cmuq7lhh337zuk3r6jt0y2mhzav9lc8r3cynhy58zq060sk5kctc


Je parie que tu as traduit ceci juste pour découvrir que ça ne dit rien, tu ne te sens pas idiot maintenant ? nostr:npub1dy7zsvk7jwd547xvmpptzlc9muhd64g7txvf60zwlxjyj4aj78as6hljz5


Comme on pouvait s'y attendre.


That’s not how you spell @dan


gm all dans nostr:note1kw5dgntgnkdy7kludagcdumyhjnqedals6luxzyja4myslvafrqqgtvutd


gm


There’s no time like the Dan. nostr:note14y59jdexqm4ykhty4e323tux8pzntkr6sljc0wks0nq9utu644sq2q7xel


All I see are Dans


Dan is dead. Long live Dan. nostr:note1k0z9fv7y7jxgadgz6zwgu74c7dppndjlxy5p6r6nmjhnjzfk3pmsx2qj8x


Oh good just in time we were about to start without you.


Brace yourselves. Dan is coming. nostr:note14y4956hwrhxsdgzpp4ycr9e27glqgjer3cnqlps4sq4y3endmyxqrrxsjz


Is your name Dan?


GM nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac nostr:npub1dy7zsvk7jwd547xvmpptzlc9muhd64g7txvf60zwlxjyj4aj78as6hljz5 nostr:npub1ztyqtftdkt6q36gux3xptn4ldv7sdpqka3rvhvlmna50e9t7kx4qk5kfjr nostr:npub1gz7uczyg3kvdf8grlwfmllguc3kehrcc05yvnlypkjklptgql5kqa0zkqj nostr:npub1vaqy3d0kvzxt3nwx2kd33ch8g0g5y4h48cckkwqpqgech6vjxccqrupd34 nostr:npub1vaqy3d0kvzxt3nwx2kd33ch8g0g5y4h48cckkwqpqgech6vjxccqrupd34 nostr:npub1yuuks4fl4u9uv9sxyv3vxdqx20yklxxhqcqfuz588pv50ufr3ghs65u7mc nostr:npub193ma3ajvrnm4xg8fvml60cpphg8jswwfp5n23nwe24tnfypxydzs0gd8ks nostr:npub1g0055htdmpcsl36qa0lcktz6xz6ngw9j52axwpahh39w49x8nvlqy2qrxy nostr:npub1g0055htdmpcsl36qa0lcktz6xz6ngw9j52axwpahh39w49x8nvlqy2qrxy nostr:npub1tttfp9mcmag556zazuf9ynux8z4ejh8whvcc6sslgpl0ntmlg8csq9w5pe nostr:npub1te0phy5trhhuhgzuz24dxuj2lw7wvzkrhln2va7yz8vje83f4nzsxrqcuw and of course nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a


Dan Ross has a nice ring to it.


Je suis Dan.


Are you going to say GM to each of us individually now? You could save time by just saying GM Dan.


Danception nostr:note1ve8y8nlhwccfqfwn0kx4a0ez40ncuchs3y4n5lhl3lc6e6jwl2ms8d8755


If my favourite thing about girls wasn’t their boobs, it would definitely be their tits. nostr:note14v7m2pauuvql6c8hqjuw34jtp55s93zej4ptuas7pr2g6wducr0qyxnw48


Calling all Dans


Join Us https://image.nostr.build/7693e9d8ce8a3a1da0b5694c552ce4e766b55cc4412f14758aa5f97bdf7ee5c3.jpg  nostr:note10werqaudkmpfy25vm6wa7r62dz6mqulg6hzhgpht6wkw67fkt9fqkzu29u


In Dan minutes


Ah yes, the infamous… nostr:note10hl6z0d3clukfjm8smrszzkxxps3wq7nyevm9nnlttlm6llfdejqkfmf5c


Grey Dan Problem


Futurama warned us but did we listen? Of course not.


That would save a lot of time.


Where we’re going, we’re not stopping.


Greetings, Earthling?


I thought you were going under a bridge or something.

Competition is a part of a healthy breakfast.


Don’t you use that hashtag with me!


It’s the future new L just dropped: nostr:note1xu4wt68v8mesrh6epact7n8kn2sw6ulhrvshem80qz5fyrcfmrjs3fsqfr


Feet 3.0


I’m not sure I like your tone young lady


👋🏻 https://image.nostr.build/5e9f1224dc41b569068e920981802028bb3fd470486893ea33aa410c6ca3f9a0.jpg


Sleep well sweet prince 👑


When’s the next draw?


Stop telling people about #nostr they’ll just ruin it and then I will have to say “this is why we can’t have nice things” like always. nostr:note13nl9lza9mp2w3cqyx9vmk3syf73t6mdquajxmj32esws3s6p6rns995u79


Phew was starting to think it was hopeless there for a second you really got into a tailspin there you ok buddy?


It’s not the excuse you wanted but it’s the one I deserve.


Midget porn. Waffles. Wrestling??? Is nothing real?!?


Need sats now? nostr:npub1lhezms58jx4yer60y3wzldc83fdez3j4rc4ue3edhz5qv3wxfsgqhhw94n nostr:note1n72da2x3ak6ws5klkn3krpweyyhlp5ftpg2un27du3ket48eqcdsqsaszw


nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz ‘s feet?


My wife said “no more babies” she has a monopoly on production sorry.


https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a44530c92f3b0b9f840a1c7af02619790de45609ae9a8820d0027a1f495b3910.jpg #meme #memestr #nostrmeme #nostr #grownostr


Have you tried turning it off and on again?


Grass never accused me of being insincere, it’s true.


Shit that means I have to cut TWICE as much slack now, aw man…


It’s true he did have an initial bad reaction to it as well.


Sleep tight 😴


I think there needs to be an investigation opened, biological warfare can not be ruled out this early on, do you have any enemies? Who profits from this? Follow the money. nostr:note1exj88sl6cs7njky3rhcyzd5lv88ktqdujtm7qeualtwh9hd4rexsjymq4l


Who had access to his pillow?


nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d were you playing with shitcoins? 🤣 nostr:note1d5majuldq0hsnj8myw3r03kh27l3cg072kuwhrzelgw26za2jqnq3uqtus


2:26 Did I win ?


nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g I would say it’s pinkeye he probably should’ve not itched his butthole and then immediately adjusted his glasses after what do you think 🧐


Hey nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s can you just go ahead and nuke the relay again we made a boo-boo over here. nostr:note13nl9lza9mp2w3cqyx9vmk3syf73t6mdquajxmj32esws3s6p6rns995u79


Unless it’s herpes that shit should just stay in Vegas.


You want me to mint a NFT for you? That’s weird. Ok I’ll do it.


Or just maybe not right now. Best not to take it personal.


Where’s David Attenborough when you need him?


I propose a toast! 🥂 To toast

When baking things once just isn’t good enough, toast. 🍞 nostr:note1r56t0mmytm6kj6zcpwrst37lehdsvnwaegnq2trgn4pmr2j8d7gsguxhjw


Because you might not consent.


I’m just here for the toast.


Just say #no to #spankchain nostr:note1kgn8sqfk2tjq99pdpy7jfkv8679u72e2y9gqwgjyzseslz9hyv7sy9y2ls


Well I sure as fuck ain’t wiping it with toast. #wakeupandsmellthetoast


Smell smell stroke if toast no smell stroke toast, toast smell , stroke real 😩


He who smelt it, dealt it. They say.


Just leaked from my inside source:

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 nostr:note1nwkayu3gqruhkvy87a7uzg7u06zr22p7qflvsk4hc5e2yqfmum4q78x3mq


Is this the trailer for nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx v. nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m ?


Nostr coincides perfectly with bitcoin

Both require an open mind and distaste for the old system.

Both require proof-of-work.

Work to get set up
Work to learn the ecosystem
Work to build a following
Work to earn credibility

This doesn’t happen overnight.
No matter who you were in the old system.

Interacting. Following. Zapping. Asking. Answering. Adding value.

It requires time and work.

Just like bitcoin.


Are your spelling mistakes on purpose? They are absolutely to die for 👌🏻😩


I BET YOU WOULDN’T SAY THIS ABOUT SPIDERS 🕷


Just a little leakage next time? For the sake of nostalgia? Please 🥹


You wait until the seventh day or so help me… oh


TO AFFINITY, AND BEYOND!


There’s always a bigger fish.


THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY

*ahem* sorry did I say that out loud?


Free your mind https://image.nostr.build/72ebc1afb0efa8c7da21159692afcf71314b7a58f2f149ee380ae8da8c83fa0a.jpg


Where's the lie? nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx go ahead and thank nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 for making such a nice place for your cult to hang out. It is open source after all, isn't it???


How many times do I have to say “here be dragons 🐉 “ like almost literally dragons on piles of gold

Here’s the fun part about living out these fantasies though: You’re the dragon to somebody’s knight, if you choose to be. https://image.nostr.build/5e631ba98bbc483b4763906a0c936b1b335ecb8e0d63e923515b0a228befe918.jpg


And they don’t Bitcoin yet either Holy Fuck guys we are so early 🤯 nostr:note199nsghnkzjr68zd73x07knzxhd3m3qjrcxerkj88var9t0va3mzqmnpcg7


That is exactly how that works and is precisely what you need to do 👌🏻🤘🏻Godspeed weary traveller.


True so why let them bother you?


C. Religion
D. All of the above


That’s why you put pesto or something on it though… to make the erasers palatable.


It’s a free country you can hate what you want.

Don’t hate the content hate the platform 😆🤣😆


Shitcoining will continue until it is no longer profitable. https://image.nostr.build/bb77324349d3214adf9b4c143066289901c7fbaacb165863aa13f2d4ac6d8d84.jpg


Shitposting wasn’t good enough eh had to make literal shit #trending 😆 nostr:note19e6dfmlr947uyg553mzwtr506cepmp5tkkhc00crz93t9vstqmdszdwaec


Hey Anon, we’re planning the end of the ‘end of plans,’ get in here! 👇🏻

Also gm, if you’re into that sort of thing 👋🏻 https://image.nostr.build/bc7b0da775523de29b02d57fc79541d65be3022cb348fd565c6def46de313b0e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1335aabce8917e543c03d22c9946c4796b7e52c04b815dc4759c930a83af81b3.gif  nostr:note1c2hqmp9ulh83pzsc4454f8xrdp9ll6g6ysq5f2w6sfzvdyzns8gsc3u7lh


I’ll take “Irony Over 9000” for 100 Alex.


Something more sinister?? 😱☠🪦


Is it my box, or isn’t it?


Read you 555 loud and clear 🤷🏼


Every time I go shopping for Power Fist tools from now on I am also going to think about this note. 📝


Select all squares with hyper real whimsy


May the best meme win. 🏆


nostr:note1mt7tch279ws4urhdlf42edqdusfmqux5hql9xxqtqlwvz6dhs9ys9q9stk Can’t find the first time I broadcasted this note but it bears repeating: https://image.nostr.build/2461d9dea910a1eb6009d4b84bf4ce453652cc7271eb99d8f8ee31ef2e654335.jpg


Deez Large Coconuts


Just 5 more minutes…


Here there be dragons 🐉


Hard to rise above it if it’s not even an option, isn’t it?


You better hope the women of Nostr don’t find this thread we’ll never hear the end of it.


It’s super effective.


Use it or lose it


The Gods Must Be Crazy


Promise? 🤙🏻


How many of them (and you?) will enjoy it though?


With great power comes great responsibility.


Two pizzas 10,000 Bitcoin reaction video

Wait this isn’t Google… nostr:note1mpazz3fwrrzyfql6ednk4daqqvv3x7nx80gkz7c9ffcl6yr8n83q3zm9ja


I have a bridge to sell. Is this like Craigslist? #asknostr

What kind of pizzas? 🍕


It’s only a reminder if I knew in the first place.


IDEALS DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS 1000 TIMES A DAY, WHAT WE ARE LEFT WITH IS REALITY

There will be no funerals, there will be no closure. Only broken dreams if you won’t accept something less than perfection. That was obviously not meant for us here, good enough will have to do; ‘less we risk not living for fear of falling short, that which we seek to achieve.

IT’S NOT GOING TO THE MOON

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift we call the present. But we can’t fucking enjoy it if we only ever save for tomorrow.

TOMORROW IS A DAY THAT NEVER COMES.

But a promise of suffering in proportion to preparation.

NOW IS ALL THERE IS.

So what will you do? 🤑 nostr:note17kjxy9gcqdvug30lu8smeayyas2wsdgawxf3skke738veqac7wesdcgalf


Exactly until Billionaires don’t rely on the state for some measure of protection, securing resources, whatever is provided, it all shall exist. People will keep doing stuff to get the things they want and at some point they don’t care at all about hidden costs. Check your desperation and motivation but how do you really know until you are tested?


You’re not supposed to sell I know he’s not too popular right now but mister Saylor said so


Seems like it would have just been easier to donate to the open source devs.


Whatever 6 is


Oh ok I was thinking it’s like zombies 🧟


Did you check for bite marks?


You all saw the same things I did on #nostr today you should all be ashamed shame on your cow https://image.nostr.build/0ff99e217ff9c65a705175a2dd8824e27695ed1a9c7d2fbf33c9b8d7d7eb430d.png  nostr:note1w56gnca0ezy085dterk2st7n2p7lda37dcwe38hkm76ql64ry5js4r42wg


We now return to your regularly scheduled #shitposting #asknostr NEARLY FIVE YEARS STILL NO CONSENSUS DEBATE RAGES ON: https://image.nostr.build/287420b870a557bf95f94758739f038b725e3da93ba588d49df88e494070d02e.jpg


You’re God damn right she does 🎖 gold and diamonds in fact


That’s right they are special and only for my wife and that’s how she likes it 😉


At least it wasn’t a shitty video of my balls.


How was everyone’s day?

Everyone: https://image.nostr.build/79a2923dc6b39f1b627202d11832e0f679e7dcc84415fc5863a05d21b621395c.jpg


That’s a nice rock you’re living under there… https://image.nostr.build/5de4ec23b8b3560f83aa58a7c87a04afefa279b77e427bf8d0c2f687d8bd60ee.jpg


No no no you’ve got it all wrong 😑 https://image.nostr.build/79a2923dc6b39f1b627202d11832e0f679e7dcc84415fc5863a05d21b621395c.jpg


I believe those are called tragedies.


BREAKING: The Moon has been destroyed, it won’t be bothering us anymore. #safeword nostr:note1s2agfcg8e0a7e55ztea8ghucpvyhg388p3jrv4jfvfs33c3ujktsz3ee0a


Like wedding crashers but on the internet.


nostr:note1pdazwpl0j39e2fqytvejdkkgtr4536p8623ppryrpvpnevtqd9rqr26fjt nailed it nostr:note1lxc4c0llh3hvcmu2z4kr0xlk7u7gkgaqtgmvq0pwegndlj083psqh6vfve


Lmao I knew someone would do it.


Always chasing the high and living in the shadow of the movie.


This is so stupid I love it 😍 🤣🤣🤣 nostr:note10yfxgvlaht92w3w3w2zprfpy8d0sfce6qpcp753cqv6exp0clhrs506euc


The ultimate trial of a man, to know the source. https://image.nostr.build/f18b25fab5c1fa9ebb03a9cff0fbcf71f2c65acc12dfa4b496021af3db565427.jpg


It used to be about getting drunk in Mexico now you’re just grateful the machine is still in one piece 🛫🙏🏻🛬


Someone set a reminder please #asknostr nostr:note17ueddhcem52kd9l64jt5ev0t9tv40gn5yjzu7uu7pznnxw5vts2shst2am


nostr:note1gtpnr5dsulz7cagd5lxtsj9eefhz9zzv8g5lk84gjr0gf97q26aqxpc9hw nostr:note1z7pz50f85plv48s0t28cudaflu6vgctcx0pvks3dhrv6a8a2qf8sag62hj


69,420 don’t listen to what anyone else says until 690,420


₿ https://image.nostr.build/bae1b7301a096d0efe4a5d16253fa8bae16e2eea89abb6c12bfe781efff32669.jpg


( . Y . )


I have spoken-er. https://image.nostr.build/8872357dda2ae63863e710f71f8fac864790fc853a6e55113fecd3a3d58ac651.jpg  nostr:note1dwyu508ygz9exuyznylxeqhv9g2sg2d8r9lgvmwk5e3pua43pzsqracgpn


I know I have checked several girls myself and they all were verified as having them.


Get vaccinated against girls today by being a dick to one on the internet right now, for free. Ask nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz how to get started (probably GFY.) nostr:note1zg6prqwq2lxnczgty3wuszzl8wdzctqzyplymn3lkjzy4yctc6gqv0lmsn


… and other lies of the government.


This (the kitty) will be us when everybody actually does migrate to #nostr #enmasse nostr:note1d55j907ne0nulywsp5e03l209avx0h2d8zuuf9h8sd0wdjc9mkesx6yq0u


Good man.


I bet they go for the high score.


They’ve gone to the mattresses.


Everything burns 🔥 Appreciate the warmth while it’s there.


Pretty valid claim if you do that on purpose tbh


It’s a smear campaign.


Yes it will all be over shortly 😆


Doesn’t seem fair you should be soaring make the Bitcoin sit in traffic it doesn’t even have feelings.


Please tell me his name is Sonic


Don’t die of dysentery.


nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza I think someone hacked your webcam to obtain this video of you working on https://cornychat.com nostr:note12z0vut3m2earj3tzd0tkmwwnmdz4lqj5nkgc0tshqc84ncpwx4cq6fkv3l


Which time zone?


NICE


With no end of buttons to push nostr:note1xm5n399rm7gvkqdaumvskjyxynlw0jlsdggmae5q8p7h8xqafvrs0xv0ys


If you were that hairy you would probably run around until dry also.


It never had any in the first place it only ever appealed to it as any authority does.


Y’all really completely forgot about daylight savings time again already huh


STAND BACK (SOMEONE HOLD HIS BEER PLEASE) nostr:note1tq6w4qmcp653wk9js25p2r6zdcnt4ecz7g7y4sznx8sfvc3zqgzqyyfu8h


I donno man I think 39° is a weird angle.


You mean we could fight about that instead of hellthread?


He needs to get the right angle


2020 hindsight 🤣


Apparently we didn’t have enough to care about we had to create something else to be mad at.


Reports of his leaving have been exaggerated.


Get your nurse to tape the button down or something


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex doesn’t have what it takes to be the last one on #nostr because he’s afraid of hellthreads. nostr:note1k0y2k3syefvkvwukf5lt5g5j48y7wv6dtwxkafswawey6aqfa46sr6l89m


Are you not entertained?


I was not consulted about this and many other decisions so I take no responsibility for them.


Label the image according to where the hellthread hurt you: https://image.nostr.build/b3f840c7c7f473579a14740fe3e4a6a0eb3242fedf05fd4c801707af7e55aa43.jpg


Another day another old man https://image.nostr.build/adc47f9ae6aafeea031babb70a2b865bf7c2cfc56782749fec59f936434bc5b1.jpg


For a guy who hates hellthreads, you sure do post in hellthreads a lot.


nostr:npub1zuuajd7u3sx8xu92yav9jwxpr839cs0kc3q6t56vd5u9q033xmhsk6c2uc has a great YouTube video about getting started with NDK basics

https://YouTube.com/watch?v=Xzwx21oq8Hk


🚀 nostr:note1jcv0tg5mud59ethh0p9ma7hauc4t79m6ctxu95knx54k8uvkvptqc2eash


New bitcoiners 9 months after the halving every ~ 4 years even population gonna get on schedule #babychain


#nostr https://image.nostr.build/2b4f00de9715628d111ac5706ff29180e84025dcf05fa718f191575f922b948d.jpg  nostr:note1eshzae32wm93j0sa3xumf5ftnxgf2088xm708zy0kk8wz3udladq93esjd


Depends what people will do with it hopefully start by treating ourselves better.


gm 🙏🏻


Happens every time.


Only the finest #censorship nostr:note17ve9ww7ffmc6vwdxngm5cx2lljjz22g43p70m28jgl2xg7hythpsa5duv2


When you can’t get any work done.


Give a man a bank he can rob the world.


Too late 🤣 #nostr


🤣🤣🤣 nostr:note1juhut0jjeaesqn4qw79uswww7x2tdtvzg0akyzuq0x2p8c9hahnqt62cx7


UN sanctioned.


Do I have to?


If I can’t bless my own holy water is store bought fine?


It’s called “go to sleep” and it’s a choke hold.


Now that I know what NOT to do, what should I do?


#Greetings and #salutations 👋🏻


Sending a risky note like https://image.nostr.build/00b3d258f60d6aa21938165ccb8b122fa1d477ea5bb2195f7a95699549962021.gif


Not everyone enjoys being part of these unfortunately so definitely the clients should have some way of segregating them and giving the user options how to treat the notifications, etc.


99.9 Glory FM ? Sounds better right nostr:note14wtdd9etyjpn0v2w8rr8cetklxx93veh8mdm4jude2hukxmk542spsc66x


Glory 99.9 FM! nostr:note1fsvsz26lfrcvm66jqrugewjg885ktzwwwmqsxqm8lh0e9eu06yqs72yz0d


“Glory in the morning” sounds like it would be a good radio show though.


The list of words ruined by adding “morning” in front of them is short but #glory is definitely on it. nostr:npub1y80vm0yvp64cx6e8y0eetu4mhwt5muzrttgaj8a988xnx5q4kn2qlu87je #thatsunfortunate https://image.nostr.build/f417632c4a9fe3be63708b3bde7f2f035d27968d2ce747a6495c63344af01159.gif https://image.nostr.build/4dce38b71c5444f2833bf0257df0c80f7e9e88eed37be2dc2800bb81d5e0b386.jpg https://image.nostr.build/65a9c66df3c6b890d79df6165fddee90dbfdfc1f9c91ba825a0e796e050030ef.gif


It’s too early still God isn’t even up yet.


Sunday Funday


Can’t wait to sun my #balls today


#Glorious nostr:note1ket2lqs4hdcsxc0k890783wd5jd7xs92n025zgg2up47p2079xts64gn07 nostr:note1kxn593qjxdv7jht5mfsgmsfq6q70qwl6wrchsyn2uj85jdnrmutqkuxcha


Life is what you make of it.


I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER SO HELP ME nostr:note1p3zy78z5dwtptw7g9yw3j87jj74d8fh78hjm2k8e2kcxvzd0v2esfcty85


It’s always faster when you fall asleep 😴 https://image.nostr.build/53b508ef317078fdaf8754dcd61cca4b8b52fce1bba3bb10ac665cf18a181940.jpg  nostr:note1usg0kfhlw8msay7c99y5ztrqefj6v89zs70rj68rtfut0k93urlsp3e9al


Are we there yet


Too late you’re already nostalgic about this note. #goodtimes nostr:note197wkjklcfdww38dcy27czp84k5xh3977emhpngt89szhg6p0fj8qjm4pdg


🤣 How ironic the hyper-real is on hold today: not enough copies of simulacra and simulation in stock 😅


It’s just people without clothes on what’s the big deal #asknostr


I don’t mind an excuse to bust out my copy 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/ef989ca1dc60b3baba9d602a4df93cee66b73244250b9f72e32332967e236331.jpg


😏 https://image.nostr.build/daa12fc6b60e5f40fb45f6c7ebcedf1aee89db0c75fa4367628053b3a1ccf4c4.jpg


One lady of nostr who would apparently love that: nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx 🫡 nostr:note1pdazwpl0j39e2fqytvejdkkgtr4536p8623ppryrpvpnevtqd9rqr26fjt


nostr:note1cmmpl77vh78ukq0ahtcjz2ac6jj5h9zqhujn7d672mhn2xaxe6usj7l7wx Wave your balls, at the sun. Right guys? During the eclipse why not. I bet the ladies of nostr will love that. nostr:note1lh68nzzg576ppyjnjx0434v7874td5d64j6edx5fma6pjnj5pusq79w85g


🤣 All things in moderation I find, including ball sun ☀☀


I think it’s more like gm nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w time right about now. ☀


https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI?si=EYVDo3WLU4caejD3 nostr:note18rg7jrca0p82qnw46xdylalyu487gyk32nw3yleukpr3yc054zpqxkgecr


nostr:note1adx5c3u74etvz9qvehta7f5ht0t8kwszh8s67a3djv2qryed50gqvmpfj4 nostr:note1eq6t6uararzjhsqnvt07uz2krtjsn7qxqjhqlela0xrd6my9p20q2hmcw5


Saddle up big boy 🦆


BREAKING: Plane Missing over Atlantic.


nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 🤣🤣🤣 nostr:note1mfqz944l3k7dxg8cfjspz2dvjga2vhwy9tzy322p6zq5zg8wd55st5qd2f


Sleep on beds. This is financial advice.


What’s something you use often that most bitcoiners are sleeping on?


You’re just jealous I nailed that perfect reply go home everybody show’s over the internet peaked there’s nowhere to go from here but downhill.


I haven’t manufactured a single car this year. Or printed any dollars.


💯 👌🏻 nostr:note158hpurus6sdtdj7jszlt30tjqy8wqx55xfgx8hwhwvcuc6ge6hmqg3l45u


Next question nostr:note14fw8mkqe7lmzpas9etuhp260fp3rranxx5qr287v6gqmguf669sqpp3f6g


Bed


ify


😴⚡⚡⚡😴 nostr:note18ms4az67kw0x69amgf4pq5qwfggdvzfu0fmj3qhjgalddd5lphyqlw6n4r


Better send her a zap… ⚡ nostr:note1d7txjtt6xh4zsvn3jm09jhhdwf248dlz7ye2lxn92msw8clrud6qtd52zs


I wanna be free to go where I want and trade what I want and say what I want. I don’t want to steal from or hurt anyone.

Morning Folks.


I feel your pain.


🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣🔔🔔🔔 https://i.nostr.build/WGDde.gif  nostr:note18dew9lru978tazxre7mudel4vu5a4eeka753wk9thjmk3l527e4swx3ae5


😳 ow my eyes


I take full responsibility ( nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r did it)


nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g starting the #halving #party early 🎉 nostr:note1sa28x2g89zrn739cqwq0d69cacasswkhe0cksys2e0g242tjlp3qs20un6


🦋 nostr:note1792vs932w6w3xa8zxy0mgh9jjj669ep4xepmmvrgtdyw42pdxg6q3fn59p


What’s your tramp stamp like?


Wen livestream?


DID YOU PUT YOUR ASS IN TO IT???


Like when a girl hovers in a public stall? Or more like a twerk? Did you go in reverse at all? (Back dat ass up?)


Shaun the Sheep 🐑


A box of cracker jacks


Hellthread notifications 🔔


Hate it when the boss micro manages my tasks 😡


This is why we can’t have nice things.


#nostr #innovation nostr:note10cxmgjx7a6pg3dtvfjg8y4s55y6y4ydr5nzerdkrergdj2736y0sp7agz0


👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 nostr:note1x7yhj233x4q22kfghdeetaw9jkdjauxltm6s9rx2xcy985s37elqa0mdqp


nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza #cornychat https://cornychat.com https://image.nostr.build/15fb8fb09938c80d3e543e9c872b67e8f43306d044cc94ea8e3802174d6e6727.jpg  nostr:note12gzec9mt4hs7fes3kpprgk5zvkxzhsc9w6sxjy3h35scfgrwwg6sayh5gw


WARNING:⚠

It may make them much worse.


#cornychatnews self congratulatory circle jerk continues on #nostr nostr:note17ruju2cpev7u90qlacah8slqsjgq5mvssd6043mda9tl32sne5tqxn99pm


EVERYONE STAND BACK nostr:note1p5qu7hxu74twlzw20gntxztacq5jxxa29tht2gqen54m46zs5aeq3c7z86


Dicks across America nostr:note1jr9w8fevks34alzhxnuffyegk5z8raegsq3p3vc0jar5tnnvuensgjl0es


🤝 Agree to agree 🤝


You have to pay $5.99 to know. nostr:note1xapd35gukuqmrmtjcddplhwmcfna9c4d48g43jr2gxkf6nyklmrsqvwkhv


Maybe I’m messing with you back you don’t know 👀


That’s because it was a joke I don’t think anyone would pay any real money for that.


Here for this therapy 👍🏻🤙🏻


If your internal monologue isn’t insane enough, try mine for $5.99/month.


Good she should start with herself.


Or he needs a light.


Chase dreams of course 😉


Just thinking of the word is a way to tune in


You’re vacuuming your room aren’t you


You’ve been waiting ten months for a reply??? Slow confirmations. nostr:note1f2zv0g5n9q7sl9war20lefl529d8p9mck9y79tqr4q59srh83ups0ef5ga


nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz #nono nostr:note1dlasg0traj5u4ktj5rrurerhqlnldw2ezrpnjsx8up5v03m2xm5qrnemp4


No no keep it for historical accuracy.


It was a struggle but ultimately a success.


Let’s hope he didn’t spend it in vain guys buy my book coming out… not sure when, I haven’t written it yet. nostr:note16zqcdg6dplgf2mdffr4aqavwwqmy0yakgfpkfsa5v5lag3fl6snqrmwryg


I spent the last 15 minutes having (halving?) a bath.

(I know it’s not halving in fact all 3 of me knew that.)


It’s honest but why would anyone buy it?


🫡 nostr:note1zx2p43qcvpm8hj8utexv6r7vp8ygkgw6l7q60mh4k3x96p5kyf2qpwsazf


Is anybody using local AIs like chat gpt and can recommend one? Preferably open source, and isolated from the internet...

#asknostr


Be all the booger you can be nostr:note1lup7p7vgx6cenx5e87rwek3g7ukcjt2smnnqvqt30ycs8l00me7qv3ufmn


Ugly ones too!


You mean like this? https://image.nostr.build/ef011b6da15dac09285ead09b7ad05361170f409746b60ce08adf4589dedcba2.jpg


You imagine shit how you want I’ll do the same.


I’d be more worried about Cthulhu


Trend setting y’all out here #KillingYourselves nostr:note1l8z4qmly04kleua2wa7jzee7k4kuzzlz0kj2mxxzxwpjq9mkhgtss6fg8j


Marked safe from: Myself 🏴☠Today https://image.nostr.build/7fe885b4439e01efa117b67730030393a2128d0e52e058a16174ca5cbc9baa7c.jpg


Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


There is no second best 🤣 nostr:note14m923uze6n3lklmf280vsr4xqzxgtj2qeq2gk6932y2es9357c3q24mvps


Bone apple teeth https://image.nostr.build/2ac4b7fd525a1b1623d419a7f7f8e894572993ad3718eeecac8fe7576ded153e.jpg


Steak and potatoes going in the pan next https://image.nostr.build/cb8288e130be88a9454f225dbbd560567697bc0f262534494b78b9644562771a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/aa35f31f232049e42a418d907a54ffc686971ba613c1077db2e055cec6d44db3.jpg


In a hard shell taco 🌮


Something something Plato’s Cave. nostr:note1eg4txg8v33979tf9xl8tf5685usmmad0s7g3qex6ghs4ne6898dqh2a97v


If I always did that how would it experience the world? nostr:note1qfc78cdcupycpv8vf3pzmnq9g0cnutdy0n6crayl6ejkv5rqp7lsrzurz6


They survive better inside don’t they


Well nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a there can only be one ⚔ https://image.nostr.build/1e712dd1011fb1d0c4d0c9833516c8939ac4fc2f28574d347a1fdb0b40ce8bcc.png


Sitting in the sun because I’m basically a cucumber with emotions (and a smartphone)


nostr:note1j4x3trlan8fx3hqxahnc2pj37ywr2mj6zvg86ndt4r0prhcsuxks35zx33 nostr:note1pnx8kvjhzqcq4fz8h6h0nzm7f8enx4uqp2295rsuwedlhr793wesgrql5h


Virtually or remotely? 😉


Is that Pierre Rochard’s chair?

https://youtu.be/90_sriCcFc8


US Canadian relations have a bright future after all.


More lightbulbs YoY?


All of them to yell nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz until she just gets up and does it herself apparently. nostr:note1ylgcfqle5f9xtphf6g7pyt5mwsgxx9edcjzhqvkf9yxpks6fax3s67p8d5


🎯 nostr:note1ukq94mwmjx30tmhvkzhqa42p74mshcejmdadgpt48vl67s8485nsggwxnp


How many nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx does it take to change a lightbulb? nostr:note1mandjvg4ldysq3rwfrj7q459yha7wwsf0tqd7ap2dqvrh29etu9su4tj4j


So tough.


Yeah that’s how the targeting system works.


They could be a boy band in between gigs.


The moon is going to hide or whatever…


He really was ahead of his time.


Maybe it doesn’t matter anymore when the Chinese turn on their fancy new machine.


Has he never financially recovered from something? https://image.nostr.build/1a3dffea31fa4f8ca1c5f438c302a6d6609b40939a9d3973520e999702973f36.jpg


This man innovates for breakfast.


Into the microphone? 🎤 nostr:note1twwwdvuqmz7cst23vg9esyq3la9gcunly3gx4khuh2wnq3httjdqvk2rnh


It’s still on Earth right?


With perfect pronunciation? https://image.nostr.build/3c8e38117ceec50c5c4a878c12766f755fccd35694cecb865e84803840811682.jpg


🫨🫂🫨🫂🫨 nostr:note15zve4e8zgmm635q7nc3d5c8kkurrwq6czme0tp6dw0a2zfj85phq58ujur


Lol 😂


He asked, in English.


gm


This concludes the first #test of the #nostr #emergencybroadcastsystem

#thisisnotatest https://image.nostr.build/cbc9ff2d70dc6c676fa2de946ba4e47126d4777c0e1fc2d70b241dc2c78f00b5.jpg  nostr:note104z4wdtvthjudmr3sdjnfx3gdys4njfh88yjk6fd77x8ggtpqm5qt4mxer


What’s shaking in #NYC ?


#nostr was built for this nostr:note18uu66rupjpe0qwv0p3mnzvsjps3k33s8arzp595zl852upkm300q9r9f6q


It’s a tough go when you struggle to feel connected to others for sure 🫂


You are absolutely forgiven thanks for sharing 🫂


I think we may have!


Hold up guys this might be more important than shitposting: nostr:note12du3mevjn4whhxtn06qtf3dvslp9zsjey5eh89n2ehs7l88vwtkskyq7pl


How bad?


There must be something lost in translation here I bet it’s more profound if I understood it as the French it’s written in 🤙🏻 nostr:note1jwrk93nt07mmghckpxp6kdw2zgwp03crgkxrvuqwfvr04s7mkxmsr47dsj


Good boy nostr:note1w5v0tn4u28f7e7qc8ahzdtc9p5kvkw2gdedyftq92tt69w6kwjtq3qmvwp


If a block reward gets cut in half and no one is around to see it does it make a sound?


Is #moontime similar to #peanutbutterjellytime ? nostr:note1swsnpf9exnk9zatrqgvfcmzka34x63lrjsnn36ztwmqneshdwjmqe6l5qd


*friends not pictured here.


And nutritious! nostr:note1hyl75l5z6zcran4xn6qca8jmz9xmwyr4c0c249gwgtpw35k8xn8qlfs6f6


Lol


Bullish on free range kids.


Put me down for a dozen. nostr:note1w0z654qr79l554qnt7u2gynzy7fgp9gw3cfhc0myvtt35sd80v9qyv0k6s


nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz no no nostr:note1052rgey6uujp0rjc2nwta0axhm8c8lymjjy34xmy25c053ly07us5js24l


Now you’re asking the right kind of questions 😆 https://song.link/q57cd4bt3qjkp


No no just because you weren’t aware of the other ones doesn’t mean they didn’t happen.


gm


You don’t talk about fight club.


Vitally important advice: nostr:note1s54zpz7w7t8jwx0drfse0hhkdauhc5g8qppptzqaehugrsqsdf6sjtel24


nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv PANIC


If you want to make a lasting impression, you should make something beautiful.


🧮 nostr:note1afm9uegukmugpz49jle3wl3w3864w5qk3xnutfwnkkjl4049h4uqwnsx56


👌🏻 nostr:note1t6rgqyk3u7ej5za5jwt3ggsur6c7a83k0kjjm66wc0lkrxfdl0jsjkf80h


nostr:note1a6a6c5hf40dzhx3t2cgmuq4ehh8fvgt42z48rw9jmjktdr8r6pksqapn0f https://image.nostr.build/ff3fcf2ee4bdcefbe873bcab211534da40d267f9d67609c9a72add12984fad60.gif


nostr:note1mv47gh52jshfmsnmsxxts446pk0rrukee5xlk9f6tjqvkgrq45tqshkpg8 https://image.nostr.build/adc47f9ae6aafeea031babb70a2b865bf7c2cfc56782749fec59f936434bc5b1.jpg


If yourself is one word shouldn’t it just be #KY ? #asknostr


kys?


Now you’re getting personal, slow down cowboy.


It is 😊 and yes I have, I am in the example I gave you also, for example 😜


They make silly notes and tease each other. It’s usually all in good fun.


People enjoy validation and hellthreads provide a simple form of that.


Hey nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 #welcome to #hellthread


nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 here is an example: nostr:note1cacjp5r7ga2xp4ktry229dd5xgl7mcfjk6yyu4fs776pucztn2vs2gxnyt


#WestWorld nostr:note14e8u22tpw5wmq6fdprwxhezpg85ms66jr03shvdn498lg785lp4q3spy4c


The maze was not meant for me.


Comprehension.


The AI ones.


nostr:note1rgn25tn2v8fncgr266e3yk6ayamnvnd2z9l0pnhqa9zkgty54n5sxqr07z still a few kinks to iron out obviously. 🤙🏻 nostr:note1728eyhj2jnnspe2davfx9sgq0frws3lg8nvxpz2j57wv5c5gtt8qz5q3jw


@dave that is the square root of three million four hundred and fifty six thousand as opposed to 3,000,456 which is three million four hundred and fifty six.


nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 that was the square root of three thousand four hundred and fifty six, I said three million four hundred and fifty six.


nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 what is the square root of three million four hundred and fifty six?


nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 tell nostr:npub1vktdqqwunms2axujjp7ujqz5vgycfg3p8zdgn68v63nqs38puhksjf5s3g about yourself.


nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 who are you?


#node #noderunners nostr:note1rlddw4d7rx40rw8f85g67z0gnvkk4ne4pl9yz9t3qn2z7swelmzqcq09ha


Is this what it’s like to c̶h̶e̶w̶ 5̶ g̶u̶m̶ run a node?

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Yes. Yes it is. nostr:note12zsdm4kk9434u8m3r49j2r69mr7ekqj4wqlr3vnkem0ad3ge95dq7tqmxy


Me nostr:note1mvfmkq5uksrtz6pt7z8wnc2sd9gh7wt8z6u34rms3q5gprvrfhdswzmnf2


On a mission to find my wife: “I just wanna squeeze a titty one more time before I die…”


Every time I hear an amber alert I’m like “oh fuck, it’s WWIII.”


Call it off nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g the fix is in


You tell ‘em JP


Samurai pirates definitely need doctors.


📣 nostr:note1s9hfn99ffgecca4l9g4n6pw7p37zw3ehlcnv3h7rtkj5359ljczqw0j3k7


Isn’t that just nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 ?


One can never be too careful. nostr:note1cf6fuq5my8snrwd6zkyfmagshxjn3lhagv8q0m6qg2cfy92dw7qst5y7dd


Saving all my shitposts


That’s just like, your opinion, man. https://image.nostr.build/7f08f1a489ca6ff790cecf84a812c99bb31b762241b2e246b777ed4108ace22e.jpg


*happy baby noises* https://image.nostr.build/136ceee3eae1b673800bc9999eb3ec8e7f2fc1e8f8da61451538322d6ec53791.jpg


Do your worst


Keep believing girls are on the internet, disappointed every time

#thenosholehasapenis


Let’s #ruin this place

#nostr nostr:note1zxju0nrrqee2x78x7vfqkre0w68heuyf82ttnf46wuamgmf0v9wqemhnq8


🔥 https://image.nostr.build/986839805b6aac113852f53f45677f71c5f4508d059c7e2190e2b5f2dd30977f.gif


He said, from the internet, in a remote location, very authoritatively... https://image.nostr.build/56a85a18dcbadc38334dc94e29820af08cad12c28f1015c9cffdfec34ab4a866.png
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzph5schdndfqpr7w4sn0urr0p54eydp5x0xz8j0h4yce3k50ckslfqyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsqgzh797wpf98pl3x8q60w04j8jwnzpqxfq93jcnzdah9mwhe0cmjmup8dmax


The goes nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r trying to #break #nostr again.


Beware next thing she tells you will be emotionally cheating. Double standard to the max.


You’re not a real person?


Party on Will


NGU is a cruel mistress


Just like when I buy the dip https://image.nostr.build/d6add93247d4f72d52a9868a0c4e5a5aa2c7cb1d3cb0b1adfb87fc25fe8e68a5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/37a3202a0fbb2c570b65aeb5330898cbf762f24852e58fb14a7804a8fc8c14e4.jpg


*feels in Canadian*


One of my favourite things to do! nostr:note1pfsua38wl8gzl0x7aacl48ztq5vl4ktav5nxnacc7wthum5uu0vscvtatw


In deez nutz? 🥜


If you’re trying to figure out where the yield comes from I’ll save you some time:

It’s you 🫵🏻


👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 nostr:note1kwzzg8vtaqhcuj7277zk7drg48jk5z0w555z9mkzkx0ey7r4gtxs0wp6xj


This is how you orange 🍊 pill 💊 take notes kids 👆🏻


Science and technology have their limits https://image.nostr.build/22ffa0de2739c77bf1d44eaea75aafc6950d4d4d4ad16f2715686da72a9f9021.jpg


nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz #zapathon


Permafoods? Like permaculture? nostr:note1vk00huj6r0pjqrst3uz6gklrss037rq6wd2jgtasmhysvj7ez2pqugylp3


Mr. Noodles


With toast and peanut butter.


Sleep. It’s what’s for dinner.


If you don’t do that what bugs will you have to fix then? Job security for big brain. 🧠


That’ll happen.


🎶 😗 🎶 https://image.nostr.build/1b55bd3b460aabdb11f937124f2e241eba92cc67975cfc55f93adcc7cb3a7824.gif


YOURSELF? nostr:note10qdmxd6ezv3nukgqp5nsvljnttf78l2kfktken2esh9zrq6e9nesua5txs


I could corn rn


nostr:npub1gvlgps2077uwzmshnn8vxh64sv7l0h26tgrr6gc30d9srdhew9cqxcnhgv too


Confirmation where? You can’t just let people be happy?!? 😆


nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5 nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl nostr:npub16as8gepztj9tvyx6n9y4h3cv3gaytgpl3g32jhcxlj6mcss72uaqjwg2tf nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex nostr:npub1g3827ewz6d23rlgdhkaslc78gyule52ymcqdyt2hsxdwtlw8dt5q7dfpvg nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 nostr:npub18mema8d3u0ex37zwjdadw0rgwu4933hlemqagtlwaa0jzjk3atusqluyuj

That’s just a little #hellthread off the top to start

CALLING ALL CARS https://image.nostr.build/6bead99569569f65709c645ff516e0227d0e23594ea566af27367d14b4f689eb.gif


Algorithms: https://image.nostr.build/cbc9ff2d70dc6c676fa2de946ba4e47126d4777c0e1fc2d70b241dc2c78f00b5.jpg


#moontime https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-68722032


Nostr.build is down what more could go wrong 😑


“It was karnage.” - nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac nostr:note1x0sr9mwlv2epn4tvg08u66vrl9xn94a887vxuex6u6zrnxdcpf2q22ag0k


Said nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac


Plums check nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex


Punch it Chewie


Not financial advice 🤣

nostr:npub1q46m7q7zv8qe2zqffhhjnj558fdtzjxy7akr0x9ytwa3zc4zhpus0m8rmu zaps ⚡ the shit out of it

Well… 😆😆😆🫂 nostr:note1usf9axwdfd3tj93hcfxthacmvsksd8zxl3vnpx4n7czt4ynye39qrm0ua2


Yeah I guess that’s what nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 does behind the scenes 👍🏻


This is the coolest community you guys rock! #nostr is strong 💪🏻


Worked as a slave for 25 years saved what I could invested have a strong family and friends I’m nothing special I just decided to take some time off and find my next thing enjoy life more spend during the bull reduce expenses I have a cheat code sort of: disability benefit from an accident so can count on that fiat so long as the government is around work when it’s beneficial quit when it’s killing you 🤷🏼 best of luck there’s no one fits all secret but I can tell you I think you should value your peace of mind most ✌🏻🙏🏻


I saw they made a change to managing folders? Broken already??? 😆🙏🏻 sorry guys no stress love what you have done so far you don’t owe us anything.


4 hour workweek.

I am currently on 0 hour workweek 🤙🏻


Anyone else? #asknostr #damus

To #nostrudel ! nostr:note1p3afz70w7hsv48yzrv60xnr9f3vcevd2g8txxdadteul87l77xts5jzyqq


nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 nostr:npub1fjtdwclt9lspjy8huu3qklr7eklp5uq90u6yh8mec290pqxraccqlufnas : error uploading image :(

Tried rebooting phone, close/open app, updated in app store… not sure what’s going on flawless up until this last note I was trying to do.


Is there good reason for it? Are there few men who are actually genuine?


Real talk: are women really this pessimistic about men? Do you doubt us so much when we’re genuine? nostr:note1jq9eel0gfzr3z83v7u76qpxfngznuuuf49392p9wf456ga5r02nsx030fq


Are you the “her” or “him” ?


Makes sense to post a few notes and other stuff every now and then,  just in case it catches on


Sleep well 😴 sir 🫡


2/3 laser eyes agree…


It might like it though… https://image.nostr.build/97eacdd354e65fe08963b0f5b1c91a787d96f15d1143e8033816cc56db62d34a.jpg  nostr:note12tceepmrs5ztytufrxk7h9utkucyfpv2dp9f725gry69yqfzymqs5z5l5u


Right! but there was no “wizardry” elective fml have to do everything myself 🤦🏼 (ourselves)


It’s not going anywhere I’ll do it later 🤣🤣🤣


This is the sort of wizard 🧙 I aspire to be. nostr:note1ajzde38nlrgcf2fmpg8asc2nkejhfrpnwdav9g9gfu697cnhdvsqaz0c0f


Put the phone, down.

Back away slowly…


Restrain from being lazy? 😆 nostr:note19n7j3czc8tvvnd9gg6vjxwazdqr06srrjjku680va6skvclrgwhqgyun5t


I donno man, for me it’s more about fighting procrastination… 💪🏻


https://youtu.be/bnDmHbIy4mA?si=fXGYfrg7JdDIoh2h https://image.nostr.build/be6d06aebefe57a77d440126892ba60ea8999422df1231bb5f4fd40cd27a5439.jpg


God bless America and her big fat titties.


nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz I need a moustache like yours then I can start dressing like this: https://image.nostr.build/78668f84ad0e6e8b446f82beead690964e8cd375b1f0f4ab12b299802496dd0c.jpg  nostr:note1fzfe0tahjqeeaa32vlltwj996gt2drfnj4kmsymwd75d03fnjgtsm9x5nk


Arguing on #nostr is pretty much a legacy habit at this point. nostr:note1he7u0padvjtsgljzp46ht64gyh7xuj903vqsv6rfty62gjzckxaqvsyeew


gm, bad people. ☕ ☀ (just so it’s fair)


👀 Whatcha buildin’?


Yeet


Pretty good incentive


#asknostr nostr:note1xgplyr7mcna3rvc6whlg44umwuzpt78qquyvxkqp0hev4seyv6lscn2fru


Who hurt you


Why does eNuts ask if I trust the mint or not when receiving? How the hell should I know??? Isn’t that the app’s job?


Well then you’re in good company to save the day https://image.nostr.build/d512d471822a166a4a9ff65345da598c93d9212eced98752c1a1f2e30a760f75.jpg


Are we the misfit toys?


WHY nostr:note1922f6c0jxea6urmve7c2cuduyqpcrvyuwngfrartlve6a5qxzsrsnjy6r5


Sleep tight 😴


Agree to agree 🤝


No just shitposting 🤙🏻


Lmao go big or go home 😆🤣


Get them hoes off onlyfans, teach them some math. nostr:note1tszsf08gr8znsrw0uuhl606zujaeh2c60uugwluyvx5z35vshlpqymrlmj


You’re done ruining it then are you


That’s easy! You don’t. nostr:note1pluncctlsyqn4aqffl9f9jmwlpvyz6ya2z4x305wjh5jw5mquy3s8hlhjp


nostr:npub17k64766yhzvhk2mws356dftl35lnkthjwq34gdz9cs8va3y9aejqwmhcd0 told me so nostr:note16u55xa843yjwdy8wdsjsykentlde4fxdj4qe5zf4ukqwrp2euqwqdzg00s


World’s. Best. Poem. nostr:note1cs3949m5r295nn3x9rpcqjsdtq4knj4hnhmjr4gflx0mjsssa60sq99cmx


Because I disagree with what you’re saying (whether it’s actually inflationary or deflationary can change over time and I think it’s most likely to prove deflationary due to lost coins and halvings primarily.) and apparently I believe in that as much as you believe in what you’re saying. Maybe if you could spell mischaracterize I would give your definitions more consideration.


I think your generalizations are bad. Bitcoin is lots of things to lots of people. Why are you so hell bent on getting everyone to parrot your words here anyway? Believe what you want I see it a different way and likely that is because you and I have different amounts of it, income, spending habits, world view…


It’s more than any currency could ever dream to be. nostr:note1jmtnnzfek5x0hxsfkapc003khkejctx3e99cp89wnfsrhh8h2l0sg444j0


What’s your point


Better freeze everyone’s bank accounts while they’re at it.


At least there’s time to procrastinate this chore.


Inflate to 21M tell me the difference it means the same thing, we’re not there yet.


Bitcoin has an inflation schedule and is progressively decreasing (halving) that rate.


Man, Nostr was catty this morning 😾

Meow

How’s afternoon shift going? 🤙🏻


There’s no such thing as a free lunch.


Back on the grid baby. nostr:note14wacjk4wtqd2svnlvu8w3cf8jzxlfqxv2nyds66eps9fg6h2umxqh7z5td


Power is out in my neighbourhood, UPS should give about 30 minutes until I go silent for a while I guess… #lifeonthegrid


How’s it going guys…

(Nostr is still working today so Yayy for #miracles ?) nostr:note1tuvu76veahftc95cc4vyex9p7l63252s62rvzwn09c8rhf7u8pjq70yz5k


Guys, it went to zero. #0 nostr:note1ck26djm2kjtnnsz6rdz62ylyq9mrpp2l2x35lkuzf9m4mvvstkhslg87vx


Damage Report! nostr:note1h5ahw0dwxk4jhhtpf2a8fw22wfml944hv4yg3akyhvse8dqh4ugqfgtt4r


Dude I’m stoked for you enjoy every second!


https://m.primal.net/HqpV.mp4
1 year old npub. I dedicate to our higher forms, our nature that reveals itself when free of committee and permission. much love


Go fast break stuff


#siamstr
#nostr https://image.nostr.build/b72801fc6a3fb951786e7d43b57cc1b9aff5464dfc484d577f816e18bb818dd3.jpg


Lindor: only the purest lies. nostr:note1htd0wwejxwgzrxk2sjnxxs0whahvgt44065f7hvldm750mel738s9xuset


I could fill one of those out.


Do you use lube when you stimulate the economy?


See I was wondering about losing perspectives like this by not going there anymore myself to see so thanks for the update 🙏🏻


Financial advice?

👉🏻👇🏻👈🏻 nostr:note1gkgxl0qvgucxmvmn8kglmmdperma580039txcswhgpvvpegp9ncq04pfs0


That’s a tough strategy Cotton let’s see how it works out for him…


I responded to one of these “recruiters” today.

He hasn’t replied to my last message yet and I doubt he will.

Stay frosty my friends. 💪🏻🫵🏻


Sploosh 💦 nostr:note15u47uauhwmjn6meq6rmshnsylz2q7xz2996k5djs56lay0pf05msu643d6


Won’t work too based.


Make Skins Great Again (like Winamp) https://image.nostr.build/aef52360b8a5ebebc9ae52660eb68d339c390746a5ebbad1e838ba6a3e7c189a.jpg


I’m not addicted to #nostr.

I’m addicted to #exploring nostr. https://image.nostr.build/213cb65f2a4f9b389e04f771aeb8bf05b4a83e61000c7d83cea2e8d39cf969a6.jpg


gm 👋🏻


DM as if everyone’s watching nostr:note1fhf3uc56erjhjvj55009lqeh3sjtxn3prw0hzlex4hv32d603d7qvgaxd4


nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 has the video I bet nostr:note1zdhtxs8m5mdehtnr55nt3e5w57v4xcysyt8renj8cc2d93pwl6kqa2mgmx


Just gonna go ahead and leave this one right here… https://image.nostr.build/8a7dc7f63cfaae18586abe2ee6dc673144a9917796e1a78b248cecefa4afca89.jpg


Why are you sideways today?


😆🤣😆 GM 🤙🏻


Nope those photos are only for me


What I learnt recently:
I cannot avoid negative reviews and criticisms as far as I am alive.

unless it is constructive to my life, it is better to ignore and go on. I cannot meet everybody's expectations especially when they are unreasonable.


I think actually that’s the end sound of muttering “nice!” Or “yes!” Because I knew immediately I had captured the clip exactly how I wanted to 💪🏻😆 (took a few tries)

One of my favourite moments, four seconds any father understands: taught the kid to ride a bike, training wheels? Don’t need those where we’re going anymore 👉🏻 👍🏻👍🏻


N

O

W

👇🏻 nostr:note1uxal4vumzdyv908kkdv7qx9v2c638gfrhhln5thjtl3rylytl96s8eg67p


👉🏻 NOW! 👈🏻 nostr:note1cs3949m5r295nn3x9rpcqjsdtq4knj4hnhmjr4gflx0mjsssa60sq99cmx


Yesterday’s history
Tomorrow’s a mystery
So gfy and stack sats


Girls just wanna have fun.


If I can even catch the little bastard, sure

🤣 https://video.nostr.build/3b88fc47b632a857b80e233705b3d6e235a6d0946add37a54d97bb31b47d1a8e.mp4


SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAMMMMM!!!!!! https://image.nostr.build/6a1cd4c5643c8f629fb8e7272460224a4c4d2eb1084b2b05fd691cefc1c3b9c4.gif


He said spam not scam you’re good.


Look old faster dammit


Definitely there are better things to do but it’s way easier to be “woke” and complain than actually make the changes necessary.


We all have a lot of trauma to recover from and I think this is just the start of it.


Sorry for our loss


Corruption.


Bullish on this kind of sovereignty 💪🏻 nostr:note1vd5ffusckdy4ejdg22lqmrn4kmnh3d4c3lj34gpx958angzg6zns232dvd


It’s not new to write an angry letter, throw away that first draft, and start again. Repeat until satisfied.


Nose to the grindstone 💪🏻


The race is long and in the end it is only against yourself.


Use this one weird trick!
https://image.nostr.build/141e056f447c78dc5f0e0d62aaa8da7a79667ed8221c7e585f2d8a03c899a0fa.gif


gm amazing process thanks for sharing ❤


God I wish this was easier done than said.


e.g. “I’m worth $1000/hr!”

Zero employers willing to pay?

You have over valued yourself.

Can happen too.


*Not to be confused with not actually having value. nostr:note1a90pvkrfxx9yd54xl2rne989fczyl2vtkzdyhz5l55je9uyxzw3sts980h


Important to remember, easy to forget.


🥂 👉 #value  ⚡#Nostr #zapathon #bitcoin #btc 🙌 https://image.nostr.build/1541e633e21eb1cf75268edb12e76972f15b198f3f66ef7c52c376f055965f11.jpg


Sad but true.


How do you mitigate these attacks?


It is now.


nostr: can’t delete

nostr users: generally not jealous of others’ happiness

This meme does not apply here 👎🏻

You’re usually better than this, what happened?


I bet you say that to all the socials


Build a pyramid and carve it in the wall? Anyone?


✌🏻 nostr:note1zjwth4pepsh5prgazvk3f7dwah5q7psskx2vnp5hzjwn36w04s4sks2y3w


3 or 4 years something like that but long time ago now been learning about 8 years already. 🤙🏻


How do you extract a test nsec from nostrudel? (Have one I might do more with elsewhere but haven’t got it backed up anywhere yet)


What? Part of the benefit of Bitcoin was that it didn’t get eaten away by fees like money in a bank account, now this? 🤦🏼


At some point it’s counter productive and what I am saying now is I find that point has long come and gone for this.

Like “Hey asshole!” Do you turn around and acknowledge it? Not usually a good choice.

If you want a detailed explanation why I will write it out but basically hate, like most things, can’t exist in a void.


Dude I know I saw it all already

Yes absolutely that is what you should do who cares your reputation is not on the line here unless you both keep being annoying about it


This could take a while I’ll put some coffee on


Hello people 👋🏻


Let it go wtf is wrong with the both of you


Are you chatting this morning or got stuff to do? I fell asleep early woke up early and now I am here shitposting 😆


gm 👋🏻


Tomorrow… is a day that never comes.


Oh so that’s how they make red candles I missed that episode of how it’s made.


I is the circle and the circle is I.


In India?


Nostr is not America so this might backfire and actually work! https://image.nostr.build/9f75df73ae6e93ace11915b38f24fa879b8bff1d22834053992adee85d0447d8.jpg


Bollywood is amusing, right? nostr:note142rsz8uxt3weszsehwnvdy66g3re2gawggep6sqrfnv242c65uqqjlk4e8


The quest for sovereignty continues 👇🏻 nostr:note1qkavfrz7qw80yu6j79zkwp3g5qcr6v5v4jjfpcksxpt7dkpl5v0q2d9lna


nostr:note168p0xpqs59zwcytc0r9j6mg9843mj3nd9z84q2u48c549pct7x3qmtcvut nostr:note1nkl7up2h3ku3wucr73gxazs3c3yk8tety7mjujrwqaw2z453ltzssvz8d2


Why the fuck isn’t it called /purgatory


GM https://image.nostr.build/a5323b901d89807f5360513f0b8664bc00989bc43e635854e550440fd562b3a3.jpg


THIS WAY COMRADE 👈🏻 https://image.nostr.build/a5323b901d89807f5360513f0b8664bc00989bc43e635854e550440fd562b3a3.jpg  nostr:note199sqv3wnmv4e0lerj9szf9a83vjp90zzdhhmrhyjmtt08zvj72hslsk2z6


https://song.link/q57cd4bt3qjkp Pictures in someone’s basement 🚀 https://image.nostr.build/976216f59ce2f193348612f4da98051fef10a08d4ad061e54f32aaa8ecd463fa.gif


Where’s that thread we need to connect it to this one ☝🏻


Aim for HER anus today


This guy 👇🏻 nostr:note1cgt3gltwpja6jkrrlwym323nvlsfuu6f5kz0cywwddnv3zsrhe2slc7h88


It doesn’t but if people find value in that, then I think it will 🤷🏼

See what happens I guess 🫡


Someone who wants their anus searched?


I highly doubt that you just maybe haven’t looked at it differently yet or realized the potential others here have. (Not even necessarily me)

Nostr for you should be about what you want in or out of it, not what anybody else thinks it is. We’re all here expressing our opinions forming and destroying consensus simultaneously. It’s a new playground I think and it’s about the journey not the destination that’s what sets it apart so far. Connections that weren’t possible otherwise.

How else was I going to find a random stranger to pontificate with in the middle of the night on a random Wednesday? Not likely on fucking facebook or X that’s for sure. Not on the levels I usually find here. Definitely I know people who use those platforms still but I am not there anymore because I find this better and appreciate it, add some value obviously because I received enough zaps day to day for my own validation. PoW your own satisfaction, leaving it up to anyone else is foolish.

God helps those who help themselves. Go forth and multiply, any of these ideas sound familiar?

People who enjoy these sorts of ideas  (with or without God no judgement from me) seem to be attracted to being here.

So why are you here? And why isn’t that good enough for you? https://image.nostr.build/4d21fb5091e58437b224b26a8b68332a4b1ef87f45beeccc41816a5f3c337761.jpg


)

Lol


“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.” -S.N. (He was a busy guy which as all people who value their time understand it is in their best interest to spend it well.

Around here we shorten it to GFY sure that’s one way to look at it.


Sounds like you’re not actually interested in interacting with people.

Interoperability should be something to aspire to not shy away from.


Can’t even seem to get the facts straight about the 3% we have who cares


Bhangi seems to be usually derogatory which I don’t think satoshi carries any of that energy.


Smallest unit of bitcoin that can be transacted with on chain.


gm DC 🤙🏻 live laugh zap ⚡ 😆


Nostr will be bigger than Twitter or Facebook or anything else… why? Because it can absorb them all apparently!

We don’t need to get them to come to nostr if they’re already here 😆 (looking for the silver lining)


2am?

Lol 😂


He’s not wrong you know


You’re almost… nostr:note15gqg3q0xyhy48u8x2t0k4yp22r3galawwh4n98cgylfwe9fakqas3fxl60


❤ This will swallow #everything ❤


Here dumbass 👆🏻