#artstr #puffpuffpaint https://image.nostr.build/aa70d01b5c999b9d41b2e199be6a359e65ab51c01c248e13d9e3a74bb6c9f99a.jpg


Fuck ya


Good to know it's the same in every language 🤣
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Art Deco
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#puffpuffpaint #artstr #yeschad https://image.nostr.build/d2b8725a712c067c8780a79c366399c8bc39a90eb4c8f226132b6c946116c288.jpg


#puffpuffpaint #artstr https://image.nostr.build/889dea83fb1cb7a0f4dfbb0c163ec13fa44b0130349b5810bb7dec477a26c60d.jpg


#puffpuffpaint

Normies. https://image.nostr.build/41ffd609bda0b5643272edcaf5557e7cfc3cc62b66f8316324d9d002ad491de9.jpg


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This artwork available for purchase

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#puffpuffpaint #pjfocose #artsrt #art https://image.nostr.build/1bdb2fcdcbc93d6ee4b8b13291bc989a4c5dab11458c71f94c27263f716e0e6f.jpg


The prompt and the drawing
#PuffPuffPaint #Artstr

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Round 2 for #PuffPuffPaint for the #artstr

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"Bitcoin getting high"

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"Bitcoin getting high" attempt 2

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#artstr #puffpuffpaint https://image.nostr.build/a392b47040c1302cc281b3a26a43e7329170e79f3374096bc200b0d28289a6f2.jpg


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"Nostrich"

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@puzzles 🧩
#plebchain
Nov 12 2023
“Bad Gas”  This piece for sale. https://image.nostr.build/98c4bc6f1a9d4fd59268b0c5a46e48e89e41abb69eea5685eca6a1936997cb13.jpg


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#plebchain
Nov 12 2023 https://image.nostr.build/b6976597e5df0c8b518c879de22c9f5d1b3ff2e6183336c176aa4592110ca788.jpg


#puffpuffpaint #artstr https://image.nostr.build/10801f8d4d2dd42ef1887dda8f70f08bf797fdd7ee18661fd0ca3bfe4c9386f4.jpg


I'm so fucking bullshit for sports

#sports #podcast


I want to know more about the boat


Fresh fresh fresh https://image.nostr.build/609a22cae1f3fa821c4f9a50e89cffd0dcadeaffddfd67abb6e2604fcc411a3c.png


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R we doin this or nah


What yer hair’s not good enough anymore or somethin’?


🎶 SHE’LL BE COMIN’ ‘ROUND THA MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES… 🎶 nostr:note12tv5c4yrh3nrj3c0wdct2hxrxuejqeg52s4rppyj6v2q3te2qyesj2pfg9


Thank you nerds 🤓🤓🤓 good people I don’t care what anyone says. nostr:note1kduvug9w38kreef08594s058klqnmrth9jzq2pptd0t9z36cmgusa6p5p8


"Hey guys can you see it if I do this?"

*pushes button*


what for


Just eat the fucking humble pie already


Hurt so good 🎶


Sometimes works but not usually for serious matters


#runsawayfromtaxes


THREE


Twwwwwo


You could go to the bottom of the ocean with that thing


Oneeee


Same time on 3


$boost


Opening up frog talk in an hour

@ 4:20

come hang out & talk about anything

https://nostrnests.com/frogtalk


Variety is the spice of life? 😆 Not for me but like takes definitely something I don't understand to make that work 😆


So I hear!


Bullish on wives


Cheers fucker don’t be grumpy


You definitely want to be on the side with the cyber hornets nostr:note1flxgt5j5ehmmk5ttw8w3ngx9lfv30t9z5ygfqhre3qle33pf23rqzx5mcg


Ladies only?


This is the way yes https://image.nostr.build/a1be9508c8960278cb9195c7e642188bf44685a4cc93a902efae00d378eacb2e.gif


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Fractional reserve banking simultaneously creates returns without risk for bankers; and risk without returns for everyone else. - Saifedean paraphrase

#Bitcoin
#Hodl


Yeah let’s just not and say we did. Wait for the asteroids to come to us 😆


How many times have you grabbed the dash and told her to slow down so far?


I’m a big fan of air too.


I dated an optometrist one time. She did not like this meme 😆


Yeah I hear you pay extra for that nostr:note1w88254xz68juv89xpmmjweg6ma7xljz7e4kqhtmqxdfaheqk3v3s5ykttt


Jesus fucking Christmas I haven’t even had my coffee yet today and this is what I wake up to you people are something else

THATS RIGHT I SAID YOU PEOPLE

are wonderful gm…

wait until I’m finished…

Thanks for not sucking Elon’s weiner

Or gently sucking in this video I guess?

I had to see this, you have to also https://image.nostr.build/1859ea9aba155fcddb41c41cc062edc53862ac199ee36f7af7a8bc8455cf1c85.jpg https://image.nostr.build/72f582cc92b6129f195be4cf17b09f5c90afcc3c6311a0e916d8e1ebb5bd9380.gif  nostr:note19gy6e2qljvw6h5mdklzvzk240gfphpjm7g4e730rgju34qkwnhfsycezq0


Oo Oo! Do this one next! Please please please 🙏🏻 https://image.nostr.build/7290392a6c38d0e64f3abed57d35041eb3241dd03972492ddcf4c3d8ce675e69.jpg


I don’t understand why people get so mad at lazy people they didn’t even do anything


I don’t think they know about second ponzi pippin https://image.nostr.build/d731c0e56db4bb305b8c92e804b0d0e2e354521080372c39ea38bbe9ff35fbd7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/779a0d9f72f3348283383989a91c81bf01288769a05417c576443b16b7f30315.jpg


We all learn the hard way from time to time. nostr:note1c6zj42uj7f28r3m2kzq57qcu4285g6hk7gekjqnpfkst496yhs2su56923


Take your lickens and learn your lessons.


I like it


It’s definitely a good strategy to have faith in yourself to generate what you need when you need it rather than worry you won’t have the strength later or fear that you won’t ever get back anything that may be lost today.

Believe in yourself 🫵🏻 💪🏻 🫡


🤣🤣🤣    🤦🏼

We’re fkn doomed if too many people are lacking so much understanding. nostr:note1lwcrv878l8ca2zzqe7hc76nazuukc3awqj3wznvu75mtc34yk5jqyptdqy


No dip ‘til ‘26


People with loads of fiat money hang out in these places too


It’s Friday night somewhere


“It’s Friday night somewhere” that’s what I’m going to have to say now nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx anytime someone is hesitating on smashing a cheeky Nandos brev nostr:note13nc5q833japeadlz84t0md97936jmuxar3el5sh565x4g0q7x2mqd56pq7


That just sounds like giving away money with extra steps.


Hahaha 😆

Time is a construct! 🤙🏻


Cheeky


Yeah but it’s Saturday here 🤯 future lady


Lol don’t get too excited I haven’t even been married a year yet 🤣

Still first one tho


Enjoy a few sats during your Sat 🤙🏻


One and a bit more years I will be


Burning a hole in your pocket much?


Do you hate my DMs or what I want to help if I can


🚫 https://image.nostr.build/98aa1833bfd617a85b3b422298e5607abd369d39f7437466205dcb4a57570b46.jpg


When would it be?


Help a brother out nostr:note18t83y559jzcpuqts89jc05ssjf03z6znlfh2e4xwaxd5mkc4nz5s9srygh


Why not right


No it’s not.


What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

Let’s get back to that. nostr:note15aa6mqg8c3ewdv9uhce3vrtg7a4wqm2l2dac3pja34n64xsyx93qm75upp


mernin


Sent from the nostr


💯🦾

#Meme #Memestr
#Bitcoin #Plebchain https://image.nostr.build/3a9e8849f4e9ca5fd07471dadff43e022f4896c4bb15f2be34dc5c8b0589b826.png


$boost


Not your keys not your #bitcoin
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Not your keys not your #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/cc13d7b4b2c859e6cd4147f076d4cc4150e9e02d1e284381b5b54ae5615704ee.jpg


Keep moving


Shill me your wares gypsy


Satoshi wrote the solution.


🤯

Long 🤙🏻 nostr:note17wuefugvtxsr8rmeqwd0d7k6mn0z3723fxpuq9eqmw9tgkept2sqygf6u7


What makes you so high and mighty


nostr:note1h96uvalww5tajyjwertf60a0ae7a76ca9ywvr80l6fnccgjp7z2s4rh42l

Or were you looking at the girl in the red dress? nostr:note1x59nc9qdwq6exvu60ygxw3n359p22ydp5l29ztg9j09fhqfwk0zqzhdwj0


Did America’s Finest News Source confirm this report yet?

Quite happy with the optimism in this room keep up the good work guys 🤙🏻


Hey guys what do you think of this proof I sketched out? Can you check my work? https://image.nostr.build/d0c91a7ee33d2149332a682f35c0534a903c4052d90b27bcb7e4184dba7957f0.jpg


“Do not impose on others” is pretty straightforward. Real life is unfortunately not so straightforward.


As quoted by the same nsec 😆 nostr:note1hz2tqzwk36ecy27q4n5ekcewjdf8ak78ltw8wyjapakkqyewgzyq0c5mc4


Do not lose focus. Learn how to stack more sats today.

Now only.

What you should have done then no longer matters.

What now


I’ll take that as a yes


I will try to re-transmit this every time my Alby has that balance I guess 🤣 nostr:note103a2rjed5268rt0py0dpvygfx7zswla0eqkajn3kyq6t7w5c2a7qg0ftfs


Oops I’m so free I already made other posts. *cough* notes *cough*

Will be at the fiat mine later paying respects and working for the cause

🙏🏻 nostr:note1y73rer8pnm44nngq77mllqj2v74k8zwkj3gz66dj2fu5d6v7xrgsem0wjy


For me it would be “Hey Farva what’s the name of that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?”


You’ve been in a coma for 5 seconds sir…


Also will you be using the power to mine bitcoin

There’s no question mark because it’s not really a question

Also will there be Minecraft


From this day forward I will be referring to so bullshit markets as “the litecoin 400” https://image.nostr.build/f945cf70299222d10a53e25b50fb4e96aa09b41db56ba8c5f8bb7350a8ee1d91.jpg


ELI5 plz?


Do u has a roadmap


Why should we stop asking questions?


I open da jars therefore I am the universe


Like when you’re trying really hard to open a jar and just as you say it you feel it start to twist 😡🤬😤💩😅😮💨😌🙏🏻


Abracadabra!


Cheap fucks couldn’t bid $400 more and send it to the moon idiots 🤦🏼


#drsaraswart #stress #doctor #BeOG
https://video.nostr.build/fb9c85e0042cbdd4b3f6b21f3f10bdb51841ab991f055ac11c1e34d4d92828f9.mp4


I try and listen to the whole story plus a pause of silence ideally (there’s not always time for that before you might get talked over or some other misfortune derails your opportunity to contribute to the conversation.) before even starting to think about my reply. Doesn’t always work that way. A great many things to think about.

I am grateful for the many good listeners at my fiat mine actually who give me the opportunity to speak my mind.

‘morning everybody 👋🏻 nostr:note1w8flzhzdd3xgxlqzevthtv4hk93g6488ggj7hzd27pd9upvld5fqs79pgd


You guys go on without me


Fuck yeah it is 🤘🏻


Peer pressure takes at least 5 minutes though. If you do the thing before that you did it of your own accord.


It’s also getting sexy AF apparently meowww


But seriously though it might just be instead of “logging feeds this family” it will be “The hentai memes the fridge AI makes, feeds this family.”

🤣😆🤣


Don’t miss out you wankers you https://image.nostr.build/aea524300de0f7758ceca0a18c4bebca6eb8d3a9037e60a2fcd872c60246f9d7.gif  nostr:note1e9qqye8jer7eekw04nu9xd6eqy7p57wt2syunh2emy6zfx0pqxts6tuyfe


Yeah I think you’ve had enough internet for today you’re cut off https://image.nostr.build/329a65f23a9ca37c55ea0a9e8a33d16cf4ec3c4faf7a7a4923153fd81f8dc027.gif


Same 😒😩🤷🏼🫡


A lesson:

We are stacking less sats today and probably even less again tomorrow for the same amount of work as yesterday.

Do not put off what can be done today for tomorrow.

There is only now.

Stay humble, keep your nose to the grind stone. It’s working. This is the consequence of discipline. Do you like it?


Wife’s fav colour 💚


And now for something completely the same

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Netflix and just the tip? Just to see how it feels.

🤣🤣🤣 60% of the time, it works every time 👉🏻

Did you put your milkshake out in the yard again?


Mmmmm I am maybe not on the penguin wavelength and unfortunately when I search my phone for “penguin” this is what you get.

So that’s a bit of a left turn 🤣 https://video.nostr.build/6a3483959a761dc791be5f1666cf9cb9dda61951c634a8ab568bd3578f2af456.mp4


SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!


You must be correct three times in a row to execute a profitable trade.

Or just hodl.

May the odds be ever in your favour.


🤤 https://video.nostr.build/7a9c10be728564afa563227e4dd57b41594b5bcc05d80adb1fd824a5fa62e01e.mp4


Wow.

This reply has got me stoked! We are absolutely 💯 on the same wavelength because I was thinking of exactly this example and writing about “the slap heard ‘round the world” to reference this exact moment in my reply but I took it out for some reason and you replied with the exact thing I had in my mind 🤯

#nostr is something else guys the resonance here is off the hook

Most Bullshit I Have Ever Been 🤤

❤ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx https://image.nostr.build/1fb7d679c96632ecafe5656cb357cea97f201e6d262b4869c409bf4abfdc4a77.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bfa0023be190125047150c568e4df8b4e5dbb161ad010bbf2b4c26f673dd667e.jpg


But like say someone brings something to show you, you may reply with a cheeky “oooo that looks infected” for the lulz.

I like to say this about damaged aircraft parts for example.

Something: *is obviously broken*

Me: “That looks infected.”

Them: *crowd goes wild*

Another one I like is pointing to an obvious problem someone has already found and in a very exaggerated fashion say, (or raise your voice for EXTRA sarcasm) “There’s your problem!”

*everyone nods in agreement*


Of course! Jokes about all things are possible.

I believe there are no rules but word to the wise, there may also be consequences.


GM has arrived.

*lazer eyes energy*

Are you bitches taking no for an answer today?

Ironically the correct answer is “no” just try not to think about that too much. 🤯


Goooood morning Vietnam!!!!


Dis actual photo of you in shower?

So bullshit 📈 👌🏻😩


wake up and shake the stick at (usually God)

?

GM shake it baby https://image.nostr.build/5738939e04a003fa052e99a595d3d70c9cf2d0719eb28051d1c390185712521c.jpg


Oh I was hoping it was for headaches


A school if you will?


Look what they took from us nostr:note1jafeprpsyw23wpk4r7f58kpjglz7dx22cxnres2ysdz78sa336xqmdlct4


omg don’t get me started on the “that looks infected” jokes


Salty?


one bitcoin equals one bitcoin.

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.


Worse even than an iPhone to the face, or a whole wad of penis butter


Good thing I already went back in time and got these mother fucking diamond hands 💎🙌🏻💎


Not an example of “three’s a crowd.”


It’s not the size of the book but how you use it??


Historically for sure for the biggest fights plus adjust for inflation some of them were like baseball money


Additional detail claimed he was “a lawyer.”


Apparently shot protesters blocking a highway who then died at the scene; ambulances were stuck in traffic trying to respond. This is the story I have seen not verified by me.


Money on a schedule ⚡


Better late than never


Yayy math


Stay humble


This is basically why I am late to work every day too


May the force be with you


All your piss are belong to us


Wazzup to no good!

Cheers 🍻 bra https://image.nostr.build/d91f0c3d9d62758361ce840b5c352895c6d35c7d72f1f94d6e667f526da1a268.jpg


The sky


I just saw an Ali G gif so now I am on the hunt for some of that


Therapy works when you connect with the therapist and begin to understand how the subconscious and automatic parts all work at least that’s what I found.

Don’t let the lizard run the show. https://image.nostr.build/a828f0baa3afe0729418f14ff6dd205e2e37ae5181f5c70ff6b4c567ce7dfdd0.png


Air reply who’s in?


Your brain doesn’t know the difference between now and the memory really that’s just you over complicating things 😜 is a feature not a bug maybe 🤔


There is only now https://image.nostr.build/894de1eafa9d29c5babcbdbe6bedafaa5bfb05744435802a33429de52c77ac4d.jpg


It’s crazy how we’re like elves to them


Rottie mix 😬

He is travel size not big for this breed


You mean it’s not just a decoration anymore?


Oh shid I did a #feetstr 🫣 nostr:note1d2hecvqrd0wu2g02kdhjvgfyvmulhsjuy4dxt3v5svgtlpvwk8zq40679z


Just pet it https://image.nostr.build/cb55abd9762a13f64790b3eb3edcee47141b76dc1adfb4012cfc8a42e9e7dc49.jpg


Never give up


Leave no pet ignored


Pet your pet you monster


Fine I will then https://image.nostr.build/9b785915933ba7f8e4d46491859c92cb1679438e5981cd11b241b2fdd229a5b8.jpg


99,190 sats on the wall, 99,190 sats on the wall, take 21 down, pass them around, 99,169 sats on the wall…

nice


Like-a-so


nostr:npub16eumpaxffppswucpeysysrya9uk39j06d5gr2tsnf6cupq3f4jdqyft6jc 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/5ea4c21394e3bbe5bc498caf3cd25158705cfa7d22048e8e94c4ccf4b87a2fbd.jpg


nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js y u do this to me 😆


Where the weed at tho https://image.nostr.build/4f86dc55afae17af12f4b2ee18813ab910b8f4190bd942991703c4eefb26e45f.jpg


Fuck so now there’s no second chances too?

GD it


Going to have to redistribute some nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js zaps here it’d be weird to send them right back who wants one ☝🏻


Fuck good deal for us 🤙🏻 nice bro very generous


You did that on purpose


Although I disagree with the stupid part


You heard the man nostr:note1zx8rl292cdgyej5z3n3clu9hwcg28j6qwggdttdsvvqjjn9r278s3mq96g


#tardstr got you on the payroll now?


What are you so happy about


👀

🍆 nostr:note1wxy3xjvduam9zlnlnz2geh0dh4mv6fdngq57ddfgn9z9y5pcwhus4y22ds


Would it be way out of line to compare physical locks and keys with encryption keys?

Like, locks are only for the honest people?

🤨


Locks are only for the honest people


No coincidences?


Nobody murder me ok but nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 on iPhone is where 90% of my notes come from really loving satellite.earth and Alby extension these days though too 🤤 I run a couple private relays and you can check out the others I have. People talk to me it seems to work but I am no genius at this by any means 🤙🏻 GL PV 🙏🏻


It is written.

So it is in the Simpsons, so shall it be on Earth. nostr:note1h2rpnuqe02g7md9yfxfekyjwltjed4p6g4325garacdnhds4yehshngqjj


Please everybody single file in an orderly fashion we will all get there eventually ok thankssss


10/10 would bang


Yeah that was a close one


I will print now. I think he said papyrus and I asked about the font size, suggested 12 pt don’t think I got an answer (some people’s children are so unreliable) but what can u do

I can warm up the printer. That’s what I can do.

This thing is so old it has glow plugs. Pray for me.


You guys made my node crash why did you do that nostr:note1nes5qk3myep6kgjyv0alscc5u7lgry2g5447yy59pcpqxwe2ygsqdfa4kx


Careful it might be listening


The choice is yours.

                                                    Choose wisely. nostr:note1qhuw8fw4nffkdjg6rj5xvekz9nf6543xzcv0jt4xl6prfj0eqqfq5kd0t7


nostr:note1xhjp43gqxjps4fwm62ltcxtsmg0sdl3gdre9qav99e64eecs7t6qfkl6vh

We’re all thinking it? 🤔 nostr:note160drpr00ek0t52ewwtg47cgfkrxtpq0ykv87j0yvmvuhv9phpg4qw90fhm


Common sense died long ago and common knowledge is on life support at best


It’s only illegal if you get caught


You fucks better not keep him waiting nostr:note1uh09366gt9qf43pehatnq8umvq69m2zlq4hl7wnh7q3t0c2lxzvq58mqky


Most forests are not equipped with wifi or even 5g yet anyway so I think we’re safe for now


If you post a note in the forest and a tree falls, does everyone on nostr die?


My finger slipped and hit the reaction button (not really stoked about this) but nbd I was wondering if you have examples of which big companies have just recently set this policy?


… and the bird was for? Extra confusion?


Delayed gratification takes discipline most do not have, correct.

My Dad said to me when I was young concerning credit, “if you can’t afford it now, how are you going to afford it later?”

That really stuck with me. Powerful stuff.

However with skill “use the bank’s money to earn for yourself” is definitely a thing that is possible and can be wildly profitable e.g. land developers.

Combine these ideas, become unstoppable 🤙🏻


Reminds me of this meme 😆 https://image.nostr.build/668e03468ee7df3cacf97ceff77cb5056c3a0a004c5860efc4845d7b17a0e0c2.png https://image.nostr.build/38b1a89666e83d7e7728a931dba7a485dff579bdd0399897464304c75d9b38cb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8eff1212b64cf65560e5f762fb1453c021d65afbea4692b8075c7e5326536184.png https://image.nostr.build/eff6acb7594f78ba45ae6a3c075d408e3a4415de872890296e63daa93bb51e81.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3c90932a90666ba7e109785fe066ffb80f6bc17f6131fc07e3a3243899980bf2.jpg


Open up Damus with morning wood to see this… https://image.nostr.build/33dd911b0098e14e401ad84a826bc3f00c37f8c86e243c7d0a803dba595dc03a.gif


Flamethrower even MORE practical I agree https://image.nostr.build/42c30d45fc5937067d7ff93ba0090f1d1ca91bc83c0d49c48cbbda01b33d6ad1.jpg


Changed at the very least


There was just no time to explain


Someone left sticky keys on the Amazon order app button?


Reports of my GN are greatly exaggerated


Fake news


😳 https://image.nostr.build/03251ba0a6712d9cef7d688ac10013dca3e0b84c347326f24cb826827556e696.jpg  nostr:note1ama3w37anjevc49fp6qqylnwrffkq5htjlw8nhz9zzqglpalr3tqnfzv5a


Hey you leave that doge alone


Very practical nostr:note1t4qyg8knxuzdu3jemv0ms454cg9mx57wdtz72y3prg7lay3fy4cskax0l2


Fail, forward? nostr:note1hg88hpasd44q8jf2v7l9cm6mdzgequkrz5dhry7s52spqfrwnyesqqsunl


Every day’s a new day especially if you can’t remember what the fuck happened yesterday


There you have it folks.


Pray for nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 nostr:note142hvx2rlys9g3g3e8guwrg76tp3fv8ge37hxy44q2tje335t4zqqgrh3x9


How many pants did you shit so far?


Nah fam


There’s no point arguing in taste


Is a circle https://image.nostr.build/666d86e44fe5ade91584866e9921bd33725162fae32c5fe99258c1a9631b3c40.jpg


Everything burns 🔥


Forever is nothing


What publication will your findings be released in?


So… we don’t even know what Kevin thinks… 🤨😒


Still doesn’t max out Minecraft settings 🤦🏼 nostr:note1lw79455erw95mq8n2vq5m4jj4x0z7qtm5w3lg6prv8rlysvgf56q9kuc4p


Silence! Shitcoin! Begone! You are banished! Ahee with you.


Next he will be trying to sell me inferior grades of copper.


I'm not ready to file a report just yet I would hope they are in good hands he did send the 1600 back I said he didn't have to 😆 so I am not very worried but if I was on a deadline for this banana I would probably be pissed by now IRL. Good thing I am a nice guy here.


oh i see is quite fat


It would be better if they cared but no they shouldn't have to I guess like how many people honestly know how anything works anyway?


Just reviewed a really cool app that runs on nostr but made for people to not care about nostr.

We need more of this!

🍕


Dude I think we’re lost I haven’t even seen a banana in at least a week by now.


How fat we talkin’ here


LL&P https://video.nostr.build/fc1cd32376cf285f7e80647938506f22fafbc8c61a5585092863097ec4ced3f0.mp4


Ehhhh 👉🏻👉🏻


609! N0ice 🤙🏻

Not that I’m vain or anything but hi guys 😬 gm

I have been up all day but it’s my nostr gm what’s good my homies and homettes? https://image.nostr.build/fee9203fd488e3be9dd9800d70f34588e7dfeeba6c09da4f8d5035a8dc0d71d2.jpg


It’s not entirely necessary to learn how anything works anymore. The most incredible example to me everyone with half a brain can understand is the automobile. How many millions of people drive cars for YEARS without knowing anything about how it really works?

Millions for sure.

You can’t expect a colander to perform the job of a filter. Harsh? Perhaps. True? Probably too much of a simplification but a problem nonetheless.


So you just pay him a few sats and then the merchant gives you what you want? nostr:note1uzwa0kcntgw28epdwa88rcsg3ryr5848gxwt88adsg8pncdattdsrt5r38


We Work Bankrupt.

Huh.

So We Don’t Work Anymore?


Do you think Santa is fiat or Bitcoiner?

If fiat maybe those years where you just asked for world peace got you some credit… otherwise he requires proof of good? Mayhaps?


Every single person ends up dying.

Take out the distraction in the middle to reveal the statement. nostr:note1rmpj0r7gfxtd60r8p58hqm37e348p8klhltwrcs3qefugx8g8zmswkglfw


If you don’t go on IRC for long enough IRC will go out and find you


is pretty fun I must say


#firstpost nostr:note1s2fqypwxfrdn7274gl53xmq0wsdcsk3r3wwpeglc7889mj7l4mlqds8vgp nostr:note19wrw9archnf6x7xr5s0q5afs89lgcys2taxqu09p5jyjkh4fh7hqpqxrjq


brb afk


I am loving the weather rn and it’s the same here


Well, just that one time.


I also never wear a bra


Oh definitely


Not the end of the world


Also need a follow for relevance but 🤷🏼


Quoting a note was like intro to air reply now look at us evolving so fast gotta love it 😍


I have the sneaking suspicion this new format is going to be hard on my wallet gfbs?


Welcome to the shit show


nostr stocks will trade higher tmrw I guarantee it


Bullshit on this hive mind development 📈


Only part of it but yes


It’s a lifestyle choice not something that should be imposed I think


Shit ‘bout to get confusing af iykyk


Bye Derek


Sometimes we don’t get to choose


It was only a matter of time


Second one https://image.nostr.build/a82dff055d4f27d12a6169c4e0029aab64e051eb67bcc0dd1274251fb9127c34.jpg


Bored


Uhhh I thought they turn their front to a buddy to watch their 6 whilst vulnerable?


What’s stopping us from


We can still have hellthreads for ots


EMBRACE THE PAIN GIVE IN TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE NOSTR


Yeah like from Star Trek


It doesn’t have to have a point you know


Guys maybe this is gateway borg stuff


Why would you do that? This is way better.


If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.


Mind the gap


Sun’s out gun’s out


Do you see what I see?


I think I get it.


You know what’s also cool about nostr is each note can turn into a thread with multiple forks… can someone make a client that displays each successive note sideways instead of down? Like a fishbone diagram kind of? I think that would be cool. Scroll your timeline right to left across the screen instead as you read left to right, seems more natural actually? In landscape view I think this would be ideal. Has anyone tried or thought of that option? If you want to see an example go to mempool.space and drag the blockchain back and forth. New notes would still scroll up and down.

Just an idea I have no idea how to make I am not a dev in the slightest. What does anyone think? 🤔


If that’s not being on the same wavelength then I don’t know what is.

nostr:note1hcqkaueqnmlxq8mer0we77qyewkq7x8k7cjureyv0dj3duzu382sq4z4rz nostr:note158pcd8wz592u3gggup8x07fwktqzmp3margflfuyn9kxkmgpa55s3d8l4w


You guys make me smile ❤


ah yes, big true


Nice I haven’t taken the time yet to watch much sounds like everyone had big fun and it was whirlwind


If you were the pilot you could be more certain about the departure time


I don’t know any Japanese.


Might as well be nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 who already said gn I believe fucking poser nostr:note15068akp67vm55rg7xl9v7h5u58rn5cqsw7s8xl6dvwpjfztn9pqqpte56a


Like an air five?


ni ni


Well you put your shirt back on so now I have to find new p0rn??? No fair. https://image.nostr.build/bd5bfdf40900bf07ebc139c846a9ee5fc7b2353d32345799a3d80cd491c8e52f.gif


12 pt?


THAT'S FAIR


Seems like a no brainer nostr:note1teg8a40hxzw5yumv5pmw0pn6ks3ywjaj3v4quvlgn7pl0r8jap7q622g6t


I’m skinny but that is not my mom’s fault.


COMPROMISE IS GOOD BUT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE YOUR STYLE BH


We don’t deserve Moms but holy shit it’s fantastic that we have them


It’s smoother than regular music 🎶 viva la difference


Then I would say you are rich with much to be grateful for


😳 https://image.nostr.build/33dd911b0098e14e401ad84a826bc3f00c37f8c86e243c7d0a803dba595dc03a.gif


Closure is good.

We will move on to a new chapter. With even more spastic memes.


I second the motion. nostr:note1x2drff9g79lc9pp2yzrnspxsvpts4ly44h85vt4urexevwrzjysqavlknn


Here here nostr:note1x2drff9g79lc9pp2yzrnspxsvpts4ly44h85vt4urexevwrzjysqavlknn


Baller! What a flex 💪🏻


I don’t have any string cheese right now sorry.


This is actually a true fact.


Guys something terrible has happened WARNING graphic image below: https://image.nostr.build/aa61467b35e3ea711f40d9e578e4afbed5ee321eae2fd062d747dd3136644222.jpg


I have been waiting to use this photo since 15 minutes ago when I made it.

From one Dad to another, game recognize game with the Dad jokes 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/1f4fedb8222caee586b4d86687e4e2e111d798c1199cfd2432771df08c1d3957.jpg


Sir you've been in a coma for 5 seconds.

Oh boy I can't wait to see what my Bitcoin's worth.


PoC https://image.nostr.build/b6fa3e11862f434354d89d6aa6aa0fbb39ecbd74fbf74ed05e0283d609fba2a6.jpg


😳 https://image.nostr.build/03251ba0a6712d9cef7d688ac10013dca3e0b84c347326f24cb826827556e696.jpg


Well not comic sans I can tell you that much.

This is serious.


We’re going to need multiple trips for this many bananas I think they won’t all fit in the plane at once oh god this is like a giant version of bringing all the grocery bags at once or doing two trips what a nightmare


Well then you’re in luck because we need exactly those positions filled so…

You’re hired! What are your expectations for salary?


I have a printer I could print out 57896044618658097711785492504343953926634992332820282019728792003956564819968 and compare it to a banana would that work?


Once we get the banana? I’m not actually sure of the next step I don’t have 57896044618658097711785492504343953926634992332820282019728792003956564819968 of anything. You’d think it would be easier to compare a physical object to an abstract concept but no.

Unless now the mission is to acquire 57896044618658097711785492504343953926634992332820282019728792003956564819968 bananas in which case, I don’t think that is achievable even for bananas. The price of bananas will have to decrease significantly somehow for me to continue to finance the operation.


If I have to go out and get this banana myself I will I’m prepared unlike some people around here


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w sorry to bother you guys but I had an idea 💡 thoughts?

https://mempool.space/


We try and write a lot of rules and initiatives at my work too but they always work different in reality.


What are you smithing today my good sir?


You know what’s also cool about nostr is each note can turn into a thread with multiple forks… can someone make a client that displays each successive note sideways instead of down? Like a fishbone diagram kind of? I think that would be cool. Scroll your timeline right to left across the screen instead as you read left to right, seems more natural actually? In landscape view I think this would be ideal. Has anyone tried or thought of that option? If you want to see an example go to mempool.space and drag the blockchain back and forth. New notes would still scroll up and down.

Just an idea I have no idea how to make I am not a dev in the slightest. What does anyone think? 🤔


Tit for tat?


You guys think the meme economy is a joke but what are comedians and the entire entertainment industry then?


Earth.


It’s not stealing memes if you zap them first ⚡


I don’t have a problem growing a moustache but you NNN people are NUTS 🤣 nostr:note106syn0qrw3k03uqrmuf8lx50mtpex9fjl2uw5gjy3ykr0n9qtngqy5qdn2


nostr:npub1294d6xdgvx30g2wvezpluueyx9ua22vzfryz04504l5z9e5hcq2qjmfjul is the jet re-fuelled yet? Can you take nostr:npub1vpdlxsc8dr4m580d43vj4ka0e6wmstzzxhvcermllhh5m9ytnhdq6wnaem to the grocery store now? Or when you get a chance not trying to be too demanding just when you guys have time you know what get some ice cream on the way too we can make banana splits after


Peer pressure getting intense up in ha


Also congratulations happy to have you on board welcome welcome


What position are you applying for? There’s treasurer, secretary, president (or chair), vice president (vice chair), … pretty much all the positions are still open actually come to think of it. We need to establish quorum still and decide whether we will be for profit or non profit.


I use them to feed the kid in me and also my actual kids. They get hungry too.


I’m not sure he’s actually getting the banana it’s been a really long time or we need to prepare a search party 🎉

🤔 nostr:note15tfz2gzpptkd37egrm9tkun82x3lk0t7au9wsptt8adl35gwz4fsc0hw4k


And once you're done trying to compare something fixed to what might as well be a random number generator, you can realize you're certainly (not doing yourself too many favours being lost chasing 'potential' that you lose sight of what you actually have NOW which is the only time that exists...) a multi millionaire in sats which is really the point.

Evolve.


You're probably an engineer like me or at least some kind of nerd if the first thing you did after getting up this morning was fix all the clocks in your kitchen. 🤓🤙 GM and PV to my OCD and geeky people.

Second thing I did? Transmit a note to relays bragging about what a good engineer I am👋 😬


When it works you remember the butterfly feelings forever 👍🏻


I see no downside to this what-so-ever


Woah Dan slow down so vulgar with the emojis I have sensitive eyes Dan stop it 🫣


If you want to build an instant connection with someone, the most sure fire way is to be vulnerable. Almost to the point of speaking a random thought in your head out loud even if you think it might be risky to put out in the world. You just never know what results you will get and you’ll never learn if you don’t try here and there. Really you haven’t got much to lose, good or bad impression is something at least compared to nothing on the sidelines of life.


Well, fuck me. I guess I’ll do the demonstration then 🎩


If you wanna go real low brow you just up and come out with saying ‘fuck’ instead but play to your audience most important thing in comedy is timing, I think…


Close enough.


Exactly. You obviously worry too much. ☝🏻 good advice be bold and confident you’ll probably be pleasantly surprised when it turns out better than you expected. 🤙🏻


Oh yeah you just haven’t heard the rest of this one 🤣 someone else can tell it I will zap the reply that gets it ⚡


😏 https://image.nostr.build/258bec08794e24afedf9a2851b43542144147c984cdd1ec383cc927108a3f518.gif  nostr:note19j2a0689mezh9wwyu86duep8as2fhxmqe2hmtnv35h84n2teanjs97vrz0


phew good thing because I wasn't even trying


They're dual purpose.


$6mil in debt cash flow negative 🤣 what are you waiting for??


Who's on the who's who list of who's attending this board meeting? We have a lot to discuss.

I still have a couple babybels to contribute to the board.


Just wanted to check in on everybody how y'all doin'? But more importantly have you got any cheese? 🧀


Hey guys, I know you’re all waiting for an update on the fence:

Bitcoin didn’t fix it, I did 💪🏻🏋🏻📉⛏

To be fair though neither my landlord or the neighbor helped yet either so really it’s not a valid critique of bitcoin. I was a younger man when I made that post, full of anger. I’m a changed man now that I took it upon myself to spring forth, and save the day! Full of hope and wonder 🤩 PV 😜 nostr:note16afz7ah0j8pzku6j2kdwysu87z47me4x0mr0hey9j75yfrj78khslmja96


Could be said…

On a plane

AND

In the bedroom. 🫶🏼


There was supposed to be a Danny Devito gif there too doesn’t seem to have worked try one more time https://image.nostr.build/e0bfb660c89efe27621c7ce54919ad5f7411f6c8968cf78bc30c90e4cfa541b0.gif


Just so we’re clear tho

nostr:note16ghr54tuz7xd0a5wecudhy2rtqr6u3r6srjv52k9th5d46mgwg8sk3d9fa


No way José I am living in the moment don’t look back can’t edit or delete anyway! https://image.nostr.build/a676a98c0d64bb604443adb58c3dc6950a2212416f0399758c4ff9af976d1bf8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e0bfb660c89efe27621c7ce54919ad5f7411f6c8968cf78bc30c90e4cfa541b0.gif


I’m not the one whose grammar is on trial here missy.

Unless everyone here is silently judging me ☺🫂


Not these kind google! Yeesh https://image.nostr.build/38f43660f4fe73a42e36cfcb9705b083076ec538927885d274253d31e0141a8d.jpg


I’ve haven’t 🥴


Your words say you haven’t had a drink but your contractions do.


You should see how weird it is when a female 172 gets with a male A400. The babies are cute but their engines are tiny very difficult to work on. I’m baffled by it all to be honest.


It says right on the picture


Devil Vagina Magic


You can’t tell me you’re not invested after what we’ve done? https://image.nostr.build/fb0e5828622647afabbfbe52eedc333605f50daf214b84458f6c8bd5ef35a957.jpg


Come with us nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r https://image.nostr.build/5f65077dc3e0a4b83a6a130f2cfe49a245c673285f6dbb12587d951ab610827b.jpg


This maybe? https://image.nostr.build/f73928a28bc011aa081ace5beb579bc2814c7b2e97cf66ed4e96fa1baae228b0.jpg


Like this? https://image.nostr.build/8d2bcd625f199ac704100cf25a6f5d70e3e08bd41f97a5959ace16f90997c0cf.jpg


Choir practice is starting places everybody nostr:note197dhfsr7v95z8mhfcfguzcpdsud5c7szgvarytupfln2fw2c4wrsnzhak0


🎶 WE DIDN’T START THE HELLTHREAD 🎶

IT WAS ALWAYS TRANSMITTING SINCE THE NOSTRS BEEN DECRYPTED

why aren’t you guys singing along?


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r may not have started this hellthread but she lives in it. https://image.nostr.build/b3b49b9a71054dcfde9a36af508b69bf4f5df0010942e64335b1d74ea938283a.gif  nostr:note1tsf2q2rx7x8whr4dldjuas7kdujjmu7z57tewed0a3gn6v0m5eeqzum9je


Nobody ever listens to me

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I said nostr:note1aek2u5e7ncx5qjdlmkxa8a9kvnnahpr9lqgtjnl9vj20ejwgymtshla8wn


There’s no rules here man what are you asking us for? 😆🤣🫂 nostr:note15q5sa7mqqkyutktln5ck4gdle80gp5pupklf9csqq2vcraq9rkzssud5zq


If you put it on a webpage sure why not


Well my dog got out and was running loose around the neighborhood for a bit so that was fun.

I never had this problem once in 9 years when I owned my own house because I wasn’t so fucking over leveraged that I couldn’t afford a fence 🤬 I hate landlords.

I sure as fuck hope Bitcoin fixes this soon because I am sick of wasting my time and energy to patch her rotten shit up with pallets the neighbour scrounged while building her equity every month in rent payments. It’s criminal is what it is. Fix the god damn rotten fence you cheap bitch two years of this shit has got me fired up.

“It’s an issue we’ve been aware of for a while…”

Yeah so fix it cunt. Hardly anything frustrates me more than seeing a person who knows full well there’s a problem, how to fix it, but won’t fix it. Describes pretty much every landlord out there I have come across unless they are actually living on the property.

“My margins are pretty tight on that property right now.” Fuck your margins.

Fuck money printing. Fuck interest. Fuck real estate conglomerates. Fuck all of it. This is a symptom of the economic disease we are currently plagued with. Enough already. Opt out. I am. https://image.nostr.build/3d55daf71778d17dbc4b731934be3876fc8bc5aab1e753f695e9f3ea36e4382e.jpg


As both a bitch and a cheeselover, can confirm.


😍 It’s beautiful I just love it thank you it’s exactly everything I hoped and dreamed for 😍


What store do you get this cheese at?

Or “not sold in stores” ? Just my luck.

🍀


Hold your applause please the performance is about to begin


You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.


I have made so many risky notes that I was dead to rights like “Welp this is the one they’re going to hang me for, for sure.”

But nope. Never. Always unexpected hilarious results. ❤🫂❤

You guys really let me down in the unchecked aggression category and I guess the department of #censorship is broke or sunk around here? (Because it’s a ship, get it?)

n e way

I’m sure nobody cares that my puns are intended BUT FOR YOUR PUNY INFORMATION: They are. Now go have yourself a nice day 👋🏻 OR ELSE 🔪 😬 nostr:note1lvrvzll0lv28gpe6ajdssfq4jtqzuzus83ck5uxj4awdygx4n87ssk3yur


#hereonthenostr

Oops better just fix that one little omission right there that’s better nostr:note1x33xlt8g3x663fmckx8hh9syja2m9a65uhjhwqxsd8gjmw77he4sr8nzf9


You guys are gonna be so proud of me I actually IRL just got out of bed. nostr:note16xmp2nppe7ea43ur7w94h23trdvraygw4kdlqsw7hxasky7nqenqlkqzcw


YES nostr:note1ua6rw2fh45mycsfjzggqyu3xz4zpmpaywrqrrnzvftfnk6ah2ekskhvwm3


nostr:npub1grk0tx6kqzvp86jvxzqmr8va2f0hdklj2xj6qwymf04z0saxhx8svlelrn since you make the rules, what’s the ruling on this?

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I have spent a lot more time laughing exactly like that, in the middle of the night even, dead quiet house absolutely decimating the silence with my laughter, than I have, in not even a year yet, as compared to all my time on other socials combined.

#hereonnostr


nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 ok now make it say corn

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Sorry bud already did you one better earlier today.

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Who’s (whose? whos? who knows who) got the patent on laser cheese?


Who can argue with that?

Why would anyone want to? nostr:note1aysnzp2aefj5cuakwdgxhq3j4dlvx7jlsdewnftf5f9h2prp73nqt7c6cs


I’m actually still in bed because I’m addicted to the nostr.

No algorithms just pure human connection 🫂 can’t stop won’t stop nostr:note175gqq9gawmd0gawrsygnsjl5fmn2ezzauphdz9aevwu2hqsf432sa54s3z


Still the underdog after all these years. nostr:note190gpvz4ta86tj9j8pa5rdu7qtxwlrwsqpt9tvzyqz8s8qgvljnrqum6kfj


Whatever just don’t call them credits.


I might have to change my avatar to a cherub after this 💘


In Soviet Russia, rules make you.


Be dumb not to


“droP THe ‘The,’ it’s CLeAnEr.”

-losers


If I’m on nostr and curate my own feed, does that make me the government now? 🤔🤦🏼 nostr:note1va73g30j7gw6f8w6cm44rnkzcywqlxa2w4a4vsng6vguawvfnj9s2q7nw5


Banks can’t be both stable and failing at the same time either lady that’s not how this works that’s not how any of this works


Oh shit the witches are after me again.

It’s a witch hunt I’m telling you


And nostr:npub1grk0tx6kqzvp86jvxzqmr8va2f0hdklj2xj6qwymf04z0saxhx8svlelrn reacted to both of them. Slut.


Two roads diverged…

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nostr:note1pdjd0xhzjrxtjrha99yt9hzj42d00j4t9lw6yd6x3xmtg6hxyrzqdwelqf https://image.nostr.build/1dda46bda088eb701429226c899d651b4c98cbdc2deb21811b502b2afaf7e012.jpg


You were (are) misinformed.


What side of the bed do you usually wake up on? (I was hoping tomorrow it would be my side.)


(use this one if you want to get straight to the point)


Nice shoes.


Did it hurt?


Welcome to the cheese hellthread everybody


Same question

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Where are those guys with the bananas anyway I sent them out hours ago

nostr:note1707xa5gvserve7tplyrnntykq0pq6u98nhyjqt70yaz4n7sgl0hs392lpu

Bravo team leader: status report, priority Mark One.


Well. Now I’m going to the fridge for a few victory babybels and a couple slices of pizza. https://image.nostr.build/1e7c20f3bf72987845243cce874855949cb40142ed7a37d0578e49db319d2467.jpg


Want nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx to come to your house?

🫕 START COOKING WITH CHEESE! 🧀


That’s why I suggested putting the cheese IN the birkin 🤙🏻 so you can have your cheese and eat it too!


The women in this thread are just READING about cheese and they’re losing their minds.

We might be on to something here boys. https://image.nostr.build/d050a4b1b4547a2741d8302542185590dd4503c9066df7b40766361280bafbea.jpg  nostr:note16egf2ht30setj7jkj50s9qmzr9c4suw3qxkmulla435avet32c3s6xhaf6


No matter how hard ₿itcoin tries, it will never be a cheese.

Can’t wait for the clever “actually…” comments to this one. https://image.nostr.build/6916bd5f211a0e1b7cbe47c227ab82bdcbba3c9297bbf45f491556fa9f4dab9a.jpg  nostr:note14tslss5paysn8rrlrr3xdqa8hlde8pjg76lunazpz5qz9wtg0laqfjgyem


Then you have not educated the foundling properly https://image.nostr.build/5b914ae3b283a46fd32cc5c91196356020166b24ba8cc21c95df80db36212a48.gif


Oh sorry my bad you were looking for a more direct response,

Yes. Medicate into submission. Bend it to your will. https://image.nostr.build/42c30d45fc5937067d7ff93ba0090f1d1ca91bc83c0d49c48cbbda01b33d6ad1.jpg


I changed my mind I now identify as three ₿itches in a trench coat instead of three kids. nostr:note1drsv2z57rke4ttmhu567gttvl46jt0fmm935jeh820a8c4dpdhqqx66mah


Ditto


Seems like a poor choice when you could sell/trade the bag for many more wheels of cheese, or at least use the bag to carry your cheese in.


Do not go gentle into that good night


He’s gonna be mad when he gets cheese and everyone else gets bitcoin.


He’s gonna be mad when he gets cheese and everyone else gets bitcoin. nostr:note1kuhjn7n22ersxgggyapfz67ns50gcs44nkwd6mkf3skrymea0v2qf3vxqr


Anybody out there try the rue shoe trick yet?

Might be what my Dad did because Mom says all the time he tricked her nostr:note15gx4qcp30u83elc84j2vqtmntt7rqfcklsuqswjczmz50l50h0sq8cq5ym


This is the way


₿itches love ₿itcoin

There you have it folks

https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s?si=v0EbD1md83bifU6t https://image.nostr.build/56a8a478a6f19487a2743c00bfc3ad5db1ea52180effbfb5f8944528fab54e12.jpg  nostr:note1cmhmw9ygrtpea9875u9mrynmcgtkansueq7qqguxntpme6sjfdrqjt0qay


He ded 💀 nostr:note15s5kdvrzkpdjd5ld3anuyw3t5ymw8tevu6m24gzxq2rthnw29elshj59mp


Art imitates life nostr:note19jxc8dl9ffrr4p7myz2wd0x65zmvt5thla77k97gjger4dsntfrqyl2aqh


Work hard play hard


I just so happen to have a bottle of pills for that right here with me…

Also hey guys nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap is finally here not like we were waiting or anything


So y’all got plans tomorrow then?


“Where the laughter’s never heard”

😆🤣😆🤣😆 incredible 👌🏻 nostr:note13zshwglkkn06p4enra8zyuny3ckpj9d3d6tmyjw6s5e2yjyxtt8qau6j7e


😆🤣 Is no one safe from nostr:npub1uvl7vhclmezvdhqha6eclkksln40rjhgwgsggvew683jf93fr4pq3mq3sd ?!?

Diabolical. nostr:note15xndhwnx7pmwpjcfynv8dux87nlf0amrnvqxemeqlwn7ue2zjv4qffluh7


Everybody gather ‘round it’s tradition nostr:note1ewxnq6nsh2h5jeyhfmmykp4se465hwx6whx0jzfqzex5aj6nlwwqm8zkg3


Toasty https://image.nostr.build/bec4ade14be166b8f6c2f0b3ffaabd58ff315c4513a5953867f0f0b03f48d1d5.gif


Sorry not sorry nostr:note17nhp56v7panes2q6wqsnansyjwevr564jma339rgnarm82yrj4sqqvqm9q


… I don’t have time to explain it if you don’t get it. nostr:note10n4kydfs5hk9j3cvkzd8s86r5r6jy6gmtfqgcthurawjlxxmtrqqf09ghv


I think at this point we require empirical evidence do women prefer ₿itcoin, Cheese, or a Big Mac when given the choice?

Who’s with me? nostr:note1k66tswskludpvctage2yyuf0ej7gkeytywnkau98f8s48cgyf3jsap3qxd


Continue https://image.nostr.build/3e0ce45f60a2aabe10e8a90c415e4657c6ed873e3b337c0595821e828a8e73d1.jpg


So you identify as a woman then


There’s no such thing as free cheese that’s what they say anyway


Yep

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A token redeemable for anything consistently is literally better than fiat even if it’s a low value item.


Well there goes my Saturday. nostr:note15r5n794qld0naj0u66lm8d978artykwka59393pj4jm5vhk87nhs08dd7v


Don’t tell too many people or they will be down at the park throwing babybels at the women before long


What are the lyrics? I must know


Consistency > Speculation


👈🏻👆🏻👉🏻👇🏻 not sure which finger will end up pointing the right direction but this nostr:note1u0ppfemuy9pj7zhgnrnnz8qug02ulvyny7cfq3fy3c55v57n7whsqcevzr


I suggest shitposting as much as possible it’s super effective here (for all 5 of us so far)


Help! Calling all cars, calling all cars 🚔🚨🚔🚨🚔

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r do you identify as a car for the purpose of welcoming this gentleman to the nostr? nostr:note1c49fdkh82yfp42nz54wun2uul93hnajut9957zwx5nslca3cdycqzdvndy


Good morning wood?


Looks good enough to stick a 🍆 into!

Welcome to nostr 😆 https://image.nostr.build/4298ffdebdb5bed800ea0bdabb381ab749553509d4fc1876c2e3edcd77a0470f.jpg


nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 won a purple heart for this meme I heard


Yeah get your own wave freeloaders nostr:note1asf80wts4hv3cj6dpcyxfh6kmlnhdde53wt7a36cq9jdefz458gqljqf4t


Thank you for your never ending gifts Willy Wonka would be jealous.


You just had to make his crotch the brightest star in the sky didn’t you


This is incredible. Great work from the team here can’t wait to see how their next collab turns out! nostr:note19cmhc9ushmvz4n4xhwydg8r7skcy0wsrcwfwqnd457ep6e5y0sjs60su0l


Fantastic news.

Does your grocer accept ₿ or will there be some dirty fiat involved?


I don’t think the extra 1600 sats is going to cover this additional unexpected expense. (Action sequence)

Incidentals and per diems are not approved on this work order! Stick to the budget you muppets. There’s only 21,000,000 Bitcoin how do you expect to pay for all this?


How far away is this grocery store?


After making a meme with a flying carpet…


That’s what she said


You had a brain fart about Aladdin?


Will you be documenting the mission to acquire the paraphernalia?


I’m not worried about the other 1600 sats 🤣 I just wanted to know if you actually got them because I see the wallet like that but none of my clients are displaying the zaps on the note which had me confused.

I’m ok with having a couple spare bananas in case there’s a defect or malfunction with the first one.


nostr:note1m4572trqvqq6vf4hewgquyvrh6ulyrgwyldcpv68570axvf3velsazx0w5

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Whites aren’t even human anymore! 😆🤣 who writes these??

Yes yes that’s an extremely literal interpretation of the headline which I point out to highlight the absurdity of all this. (In my opinion, which somehow matters less because I’m white, one would assume? No matter what anyone thinks though, I am no less human.) The mental gymnastics required for all this race and gender stuff these days is beyond advanced and I have not been practicing.

How are so many people so upset about their images being manipulated? Especially as a model? Like, what is makeup? 🤦🏼♀ The result of that is never a real person. Whatever the perception may be, whatever image anyone is trying to achieve, I think our humanity is inalienable to each of us. If you feel “dehumanized” I’m sorry, I think you’re just lacking confidence.

I have been bullied and abused my fair share, suffered great mental anguish and suicidal thoughts but never have I doubted my humanity and consciousness. Nor do I blame my oppressors anymore. I decide the value of their opinions of me and when they are meaningless, they are assigned no value. It’s a powerful tool for your mind to master this, I suggest you consider it as an option before trying to impose your endless rules and expectations on everyone else. Don’t they realize this is an essential quality of free will?

I understand the color of your skin has consequences for how you’re treated and perceived in life but come on guys it’s not anything we control in a real sense yet so like the image that was white washed, it’s not real. It’s a simulation. Get over it.


This is a public service announcement: nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx nostr:npub1j7xg7fh2nv793075erwlm6phgxnvyjt04de8wsgflergr89yjuyqj8lafh nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 and npub1qfkcklnmes45z75y7y8dkud5yll8vp5eq5ysk9rmgqdxeasv8unsrfj6kq

You guys are following some spam/bot/scam npubs, lookout! https://image.nostr.build/5042c17efab0dc9073ee9838a3dd54a608daca6212756ea26341904eea616e8c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7202bed015e982eaea26c8b5c001d5be6f8f16b492b740fbf71d15ddd23f0ffb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1ba3e8b1647b209db78edd8fd5dd6e39e8dacd2c1c92a4ac33994bb0b0629575.jpg https://image.nostr.build/20275991c82f869f753c6238cf45afd49327093a6b01acfe30a4853ff9837c67.jpg


I was actually eating pineapple pizza when I transmitted this note to the relays.

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Birdshit - Gross


Santé est la richesse! Et à vous aussi. PV


Anybody know what this little green lock means in nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 ? #asknostr https://image.nostr.build/a965b76a883a26d7db349ed1efda8a95f1841a78f5de232ab499871b6b81574a.jpg


Je me suis réveillé un peu tôt avec le nez bouché, mais j'ai pris des médicaments qui, je suis heureux de vous annoncer, ont été un succès retentissant pour m'aider à respirer à nouveau clairement. 🤙🏻


Facts are all well and good but I encourage you to have some conviction and share the opinions you believe in. The world isn’t b&w.


Coward


Comment ca va?


nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap is speechless obviously it’s so good


All sats go to heaven.


And in the bedroom you would say…???


Don’t you quit on me now I’m almost there!


It’sss Moscow time! 🤙🏻


Shotty nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r‘s pallbearer #1.


ah?


“She can’t grow up! She can’t grow up any further! She’s already grow’d up!”

#supertroopers https://image.nostr.build/948398a026745edc01bf4229ba702a31ba5857e54c6c94cf55a7fde11d2e65fe.jpg


No offence not meaning this about you specifically but generally speaking age does not guarantee wisdom.


Oh grow up nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r also guys might as well get out ahead of this one there’s poo on wayyy more stuff than you ever want to know about.

Wash. Your. Hands. Often.


Are we doing this or not?


Oh no we all indirectly touched each other’s dicks oh noooo 🙄


You should probably get that drained


‘merica


3 zaps 123 sats 👌🏻😩


https://youtu.be/ALtSWNMpvoc?si=d0We4zZqVS1h1zVY

Like this?


A long time ago in a galaxy far far away


Actually is: 1993


The good ol’ days


I suggest ranch dip or order a different pizza next time less spicy


The king is dead. Long live the king.


Me writing erotica:

“And when I saw the pizza delivery driver had entered my neighborhood I couldn’t help but be excited.”


Hold on, watch this.


She was quantifying it's microbiology you wouldn't understand.


My work here is done.


Sticking it in the other way?


You poor woman.

Can be said three places! Response, on Plane, In bedroom.

My genius knows no bounds.


Maybe that’s why they called it cyberspace.


In case anyone was wondering


For fun


I’m not evil I just connect dots


Hah this is a note now


Friends are the family you choose.


Wouldn’t know. Don’t have the required equipment (to become pregnant.)


Wait your turn.


Have you tried this yet?


If it was men’s nipples we would be able to tell what the animal is.


Hopefully just on planes.


A woman’s nipples on display at the 7-11!


Is this a new policy? Who’s going to know?


If you want something done right…


Oh I didn’t think we were still doing that.

☝🏻👈🏻 and that one works both ways

👉🏻👈🏻      👈🏻👉🏻

Fingers sponsored by nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a


Make sure you tell all your friends how effective I am.


If I’m ever not buying the drinks it’s always just because I’m a fucking cheapskate 🤣 and I stole 5 jobs that I keep in my basement soon I will be unstoppable you’re welcome ☺ ❤ PV 🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/fe09e54fdc848599ab12d658a68c88bd8b5cf81b589acdd6be1c97c267e23e5a.jpg


👋🏻 Not too bad actually hbu


Can I stand up there with you and yell too?


Oh fuck yeah cheers bud 🤘🏻🍻 https://image.nostr.build/b9aead33a7be25e880078fc05ddd1b027c5a5313b28cf478bf3f3af8008c5b79.jpg


I can tell you’re interested, would you like to know more?


This is also relevant to my interests


I may or may not have accidentally bought two extra bananas testing a different setup 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/703dfddfca1c9fb8bbd557556cb9423844a50be401a2861340d5d0bda11b43ea.jpg


But no, danger sex is totally a thing.


I feel like I’m pretty safe just having sex with my wife all the time.


Never!


I have literally never said that anywhere.


Stop hogging the blanket!


Pardon me.


Excuse me.


Are you busy?


I have an urgent request for you.


This is really important, I need you to keep track of it.


Hold that there, don't move until I say so.


Just, stand back.


Fine, I'll do it myself.


e.g. acknowledging an expected reply:

"Can you hear me now?"

"Roger Dildo, In and Out."

But we don't usually say that we just say "555" but what we mean is that 🤣


It's actually a joke radio call saying.


Come back in 5.


It's not ready, give it a minute.


Don't touch that!


I could have swore I turned that off before I left.


What else am I forgetting?


Roger Dildo, In and Out.


V1, rotate.


Let's do a touch and go


Go around.


Come back here!


Where do you think you're going with that?


Is that what I think it is?


I could do this all day. In fact for me, (you know that saying "get a good pair of shoes and a good bed because if you're not in one you're probably in the other." ?) if I'm not in bed I'm probably around aircraft. 😊 So this is pretty much me just telling you all the things I said here and there 🤣


Hit it!


Yeah just like that, that's perfect


You're going too fast, slow down... gently...


That's not where that goes.


A dirty one probably or keep in mind I am an AME so say, open a panel and find something odd while doing maintenance... 😒🤣


We're ahead of schedule today.


How did that get there?


Just go already!


BUY IT IS THE CATHOLIC PATHWAY TO BITCOIN SALVATION


Yeah I figured that out and it’s been on mute since then. I do keep an eye on what it says here and there just out of curiosity how it’s developing.


I’m down. Hit me with that invoice!


gangsters 🤘🏻


This is so weird like at this point to be so consistently wrong isn’t even probable either the same as being consistently right is suspicious.


Sleep is definitely not a shitcoin


Bullish on sleep


Mile High Club


And here we are just being tards all day long doing it on purpose for the the lulz nostr:note1udhwne8j66al8tfaaxcj9mfd6avtqfykhnd7hmt8a2ftx5l2hgfsy5k5kh


Hairless men hate this one cool trick follow the link for more


More chances tomorrow to let go


Don’t bite the hand that feeds


This guy gets it nostr:note1dptqhnestqtunc3xkwrvqk4yy0xc62knl72rlwwk7j8hl5frqqxqrsgsrh


Make it more weird someone go rub her feet. With consent of course.

You’re telling me it’s 2023 in Tokyo and these ladies can’t soak their feet in a foot bath with Epsom salts or whatever elixirs on stage relax and spit fire if they want to? Sad. I mean if they simply chose not to nbd but I mean seems like there’s still some potential to explore here. With consent, of course.


WHATS THEIR PITCH SHILL ME DADDY


nice


You have much to learn grasshoppa


I hate it when I get stood up by my internet


To the moon Alice


HODL


I might spill it if you throat punch me but that’s a risk I take


Don’t worry I will get the barista to spell your name wrong too


Have you got any money for gas? https://image.nostr.build/fe09e54fdc848599ab12d658a68c88bd8b5cf81b589acdd6be1c97c267e23e5a.jpg


I know a loophole! I’ll just introduce myself first. Easy.

Next question


Best. Mission. Ever.


Better start by crudely photoshopping her hair onto this handsome gentleman https://image.nostr.build/feb129817493afd86fe544cb475958eccf02040a8e23701cf4700872645d97ec.jpg


How old are you???


22 sats good enough for me


What’s the bounty


I disagree I think it’s the talk of the town fight me nostr:note1s7lelw3z9e6ga6prt93t7x0xn3stvdvr98rw4l5s5angmq9lr6jqn97sfr


ELE


Well fuck let’s talk about it sounds juicy or more like wavy? What’s the vibe around the hair right now?


So no consequences or collateral damage?


How many sats I’ll pay for it


Is this nostr politics? nostr:note1g8vqayrqjsh6h7mel882nanje400zp8xfz7rqs2vtkydrzku82yqlqtjwl


So Bullshit If True

SBIT? Anyone?


Bullish if true


Seems bullish


Only two axis to this?


*not financial advice


I saw that! What a time to be alive


Doing it for the clicks obviously


If you’re gonna be king you gotta pay the keys to your power


I didn’t vote for him


What else do we need? I’m putting together a team.


Go forth and multiply, the relays?


You don’t know he also may have been impressed.

Or maybe he got close to a duck, not quite stepping on one.


🖕🏽SBF


The FTX Buisness model
nostr:nevent1qqsx0yz2wav5nvylnqchz9h98tufy74k5syse69qfr658c72tc66fqspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzptp5pg8l5jzcn6v2lpthw4zjn6x9nalazy83hjpj6r5df3xn6xznqvzqqqqqqy5dfva9


I don’t understand this without a banana for scale


Definitely oh definitely

Not sure how personal you want to get but I have been accused of being on the spectrum and I definitely have my quirks.


Tabloids are stupid nostr:note13qfat2cpvvl6la0m3nyuwwvgrrcf09l2vuaj6c30lgkwtrhvryuqux49qh


losers


I don’t think that’s enough information for anyone to go on and provide a solid opinion by besides the stereotype it’s sort of autistic to nonchalantly ask that question so abruptly.


If even ONE executive sees this he’s going to call all his buddies like “HOLY SHIT WE DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THIS “ 🙄

And it’s all over. You better hope there’s only 5 people on nostr still man


Bit of a leap to that conclusion, no?


Well now it’s not gonna be because you ruined the surprise


A nice pair of shoes doesn’t hurt


How bullshit


It’s a personal item


Was u ded


I’ll get you for this


Where I go my body follows nostr:note1nw8rehj06y423zf5e8gws74xuc3qz0raqn75wraaz7ppaffkcfzsk68r86


This really is the dark ages with all the screenshotting and then the the future even has problems still they can’t work out so that’s wonderful to look forward to… so, who’s hungry? I’m starving. Seems like a good time to eat steak.


This muhfuh riee here screenshotted me!

I can not believe it https://image.nostr.build/40b6d1e5de30f5ace0093f5dd710f6030f8f23efc957abe2ca8a2b6c00b894c4.jpg


Whatever the opposite of this is

I mean, that’s great!

Anyway https://image.nostr.build/894de1eafa9d29c5babcbdbe6bedafaa5bfb05744435802a33429de52c77ac4d.jpg


Aw fuck they still have those in the future too? Gd it.


I feel like I was just incepted


How would that be possible I thought they were in the future over there like nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r nostr:note1meepke4xqcj4696gau77zn3xu0a3m3xyj8qrg6vqz8q5xj3yvwaspl0un4


nostr:npub158mxap4gsexqeutj5sws2pfkngyq3lh726gex8wa7flt28tzhytq4jy85z tell me how you really feel 🤣 don’t hold back now

Also, if you were standing here, I would 100% high five you right now for that comment. That’s amazing.


You got me there https://image.nostr.build/82b735e3fdd9c592c3c92617410ae2779ff098eefa9c345e53fbeee6b43c069f.jpg  nostr:note1ns7tsqfy3fyakdssgqg9m8ktf2wtgmkvkt72vhxrcewp3gacsv6q28hg84


SBF confirmed for POS

Was anyone surprised?


This is the way nostr:note1jgfyc6fk68ua474fkd4sw05xcs4uc65mdsx8hftqu8yvtrkcma2qyu2w94


Thanks nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx I will give it a try perhaps!


nostr:note1k62gpvsnml2r3gafjrvafxn298p9hatrk4akpguvlh8dn6m0clgq53r2kl nostr:note1kjxfmpeh9ynyggdprne52ccp3dzjjv32e76dfxjkhecg50e4l79q57ty79


Calling all nerds! #asknostr Who can answer this I am not a dev or security expert really just enough knowledge to be dangerous over here…


I have my Alby set up now but I don’t really practice safe nsecs 😆 and I seem to have no problems so 🤷🏼 let ‘er buck I guess party on Wayne 🤙🏻


I have a couple of these ships I am also going down with 🙏🏻


The second best rule about Bitcoin is there is no second best?


Did you set your alarm for 39?


Uh I’m pretty sure that crack house was already outdated in the 90s not too many problems fix themselves


It was only a matter of time nostr:note1pcwrujc57tzjvk20rw7g5yhp8qmv6el0t7wjvkpxvcxmhg0xh8gsp6hfck


Yeah yeah and androids dream about electric sheep or something https://image.nostr.build/894de1eafa9d29c5babcbdbe6bedafaa5bfb05744435802a33429de52c77ac4d.jpg  nostr:note1q7mhft4pc29myd3c5vwznzkcs9lccnutch5vy22l4mclx26vfgxstjd02e


How many witnesses were there to this objectifying incident?


*presses lips against mic* S P E A K      C L E A R L Y      I N T O      T H E      M I C R O P H O N E      P L E A S e


He is so fucking bullshit 🤣☕


PV stuff?


Butt stuff?


Happy All Hallows Eve Ya Filty Animals 🐈🐩🐇🐀🦔🐿🦝🦡🐖🐄🐃🦬🫏🐐🐍🐒🦍🦅🐟🦆🐢🦖🐓🦃🐑🐬🐘🦎🦌🦉🐳🦇🦕🦒🦘🦙🐪🐊🦓🦏🦑🦛🦈🦥🦭🐉🦫🦨🦣🪿🦩🦧🐆🦤🦚🦦🪱


Clever girl nostr:note1780skequtnj9wfupg7a50h9eqlgcy7cn3jgs4r79jglvu4jkscjsrkjgf9


It’s black though…


Yeah we just clean the entrance a little so it looks presentable.

Friends and I have been calling this place Canadastan for quite some time now.


I think pretty soon this isn’t going to be something that’s exploited because it was inadvertently advertised but simply because it’s easier to just assume there’s some in/on/around/under *your* device and if it can be found, well as they say, possession is nine tenths of the law. nostr:note1cdm6sqx2mjfwcvud39xlmg6cnvazlklgcvqxzerxw489ve66m0rqkrrmm4


Lol If I had waited just ONE minute longer this would have worked out perfectly 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/5282d5edceaf9dbcedc91805b08584e76e4cee0cda74d008ed8e66b68e874e3e.jpg  nostr:note1deunvh7uf3cksncjulczlx4fsfmsjyxh735jlcg4ytmmtauzz63qk042et


Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t get up!


Bullish?

Can someone better than me make this gif say Bullish instead of Both? https://image.nostr.build/564b5c07eacac4f78ff3a141889fd4830c1e16d0f4cc060dccf39e6d9d3544ac.gif  nostr:note1dtydnvzcfv663syzjvuhapqfr00tsev6le7uqycg2zrmq2sjupwsx67e97


Zapsterbater


Safe travels


I think that’s when you try to write something but it always ends up an autograph? Right?


Boobies


BIES!


This is what I’m talking about 🤦🏼


And still I get booed


Test nostr:note1j9w6dlvmguxwfv89heddudq4t88y7wz82lr47dpdc9mzsepcpcmqxa2jtl


I can’t pull over any farther! He’s already pulled over! He can’t pull over any farther!

Licence and registration


You’re not my mom you can’t tell me what to do


Where is general? https://image.nostr.build/c68a16f32e0e959db4b427371625ba31df4dcbcd4678d56dfbbbdfa05ce786a9.jpg


I can’t believe I’m asking this, how many shitcoins will there be? What’s the ticker? SHT I hope.


Well, shit.


What timeline is this seems advanced for its day


Um hello? We’re living in the future obviously so like what did you expect nostr:note1x2zk05kh5vvg9yvhseyegjhlq7ntrg9m89mwmp3qc5ud5r8rgjjqt74yme


Indeed nostr:note1x66ks238cpcmflt9ahchywr4yt0xxwle8v9z06wnha4tv0p7te6qqpdfpf


#nightshift reporting in to nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r


Good times are just times that are good 😆🤙🏻


The wet bugs are saltier, I guess?


From the other convo we’re having: https://image.nostr.build/bf44eec9cb4e01e5d364b239c6af087932d691586f052e72102a390e2c126b02.jpg


Thanks tips nostr:note18f8v6fh5478df8qt6v5xlug9y8wx7yagsu4fc004seyhdczjrj5q2ve6xl


#freetheducks


Wasaaaaaaah


😒🙄🤦🏼 https://image.nostr.build/a79f493a3e02bc8198d626bd4cc48ff513420b049f167610d7a2d872b5070789.jpg


Oh look, another hotel


Howdy


Not to mention offended, surprised, and confused!


Myself I am a curious cat


There is no choice https://video.nostr.build/226df7838ec5770316bd37d5556131a28a3f81a634c972e45c052f20a3105614.mp4


How the fuck do magnets work bro


Hey nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r look at this cute PV k i t t y https://image.nostr.build/62e5bf9f998659e7929a202b86a5e4b38f83d88eab1c134769b1453b27688236.gif


Devs be like https://image.nostr.build/cbc9ff2d70dc6c676fa2de946ba4e47126d4777c0e1fc2d70b241dc2c78f00b5.jpg


Same ✌🏻


I’m not sure what is the best strategy anymore to be honest I think it’s all in vain


I try not to post about work on nostr but it’s hilariously easy to find who I really am I am terrible at anonymity


Only on the good days.


How should I know?


Squad goals

Does anyone still say that? nostr:note1mafm9wzjg3862v9z8h8ccf0uywf34tg8j33ky6xz4l5h066qxjnqn48agh


Until I break this one and get shifted off to another one anyway


No no no. I had an unintentional extended nap was not approved by corporate now I am on a different timeline 🤣


Experience tranquility


Fiat mine for the am


“👇🏻” https://image.nostr.build/7e6009a8d194b88675d18ce77e114532ae934a491c36617a7f54f1cc7e0f9dba.jpg


Just walk away nostr:note18v6c6vmt659nqcp5c58ts09k66f0se3nnz0349yz7yv4zzlk74hsp78jyu


No I still have to get somewhere but I am on Nostr instead go figure


Maybe I lied *insert dr evil gif here*


It hurts my brain when others don’t understand


Saying it without saying it is more fun. Change my mind.


Everybody says good night 👋🏻


I’m not even going to pretend like I’m going to bed


You just had to use that 🫶 emoji didn’t you

P

V

😳


It was my pleasure *uses the same wink reaction gif again immediately*


“Part of a nutritious breakfast…”


wink wink nudge nudge PV nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r


P V https://image.nostr.build/62e5bf9f998659e7929a202b86a5e4b38f83d88eab1c134769b1453b27688236.gif


Talk is cheap guys go to bed sleep is PoW


I know right we were talking about that last night


See I told you I wasn’t done


TO THE BAT CAVE 🤣🤣🤣


Same time tomorrow?


“What is it now?” -nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r


Anybody got a titty I can fall asleep on?


So sleepy 😴


Ok now I’m done


Just give it a few minutes


Excuse me I am nowhere near done being inappropriate or “pumping hard” whatever it is you kids are doing you think is so special


I swear this never happens


That men are smart? Oh yeah that would be huge.


Big moment everyone come pay homage nostr:note1f250pfdj68h0gh33j2dft8um8kqrlxjte505z2wadasx8jaee8tqe9s0ph


Yeah I was having more fun going one by one then some guys blows his load prematurely and all of a sudden the party’s over 🤦🏼 for shame


So they coin terms and curate instruction manuals. Pretty standard.


Shots fired


Not when they’re sideways apparently


Oh you don’t know this one 🤣

https://youtu.be/vtpxT3RN_YM?feature=shared


So I was standing in line at the bank…


Only every fucking time I transmit notes and other stuff to relays 🙄


I said abandon hope all ye who etc etc here already jeez I mean welcome to the shit show 🤣


Guys I think we scared off nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r


Anybody interested in a nice moist bearded taco? Anyone?


TURN BACK

Abandon all hope ye who wander this far


NO


Seems like a great time to remind everyone PV does not stand for Pura Vida anymore it is now Pure Vagina 🤙🏻


Quick somebody call the patent office! We’re on to something big here


Gratuitous beaver


Love locker


I like to lick the plate some people think that’s rude at the table though


People still loved to fuck each other tho


It was a different time


Hang on, I am confused about this one too https://image.nostr.build/96ff77afb648b987f9d58c3e2525b5a4a4874e57c8c767a9a253afa390e7e0a0.gif


Maybe when you don’t have to clean them up!


Or some of the boys were in-to her you mean 😏😏😏


Did anyone say meat wallet yet


Let. 👏🏼 Them. 👏🏼 Eat. 👏🏼 Cake. 💦


I hate it when my nice moist taco falls apart and makes a mess


Every dev on nostr 👇🏻 https://image.nostr.build/cbc9ff2d70dc6c676fa2de946ba4e47126d4777c0e1fc2d70b241dc2c78f00b5.jpg


Like do you LOOK like you need a drink? Might be the more important question 😆


Not necessarily old more like how haggard


White knuckle driving https://image.nostr.build/2ffffab75fcfa7d49c94d4f7c05847b54f7f79b3cba6f04644a006064b9b8b35.jpg


Sounds like a wonderful memory! I am scouring my records for specific dog photos now it’s fine there are only about 5,000,000 items to go through brb


We used to have a miniature schnauzer and would put cute old kids shirts on him, he would just sit down like a donkey and death glare at you to take the shirt off or reluctantly move anywhere it was hilarious I loved that dog wonder if I can find a photo even still that was like 10 phones ago…


Looks like the cat is out of the bag!

Pun intended nostr:note1lyk7kqyjnr7fzvkt92xzm5lr80glj7r44vxu48gjknhf6ueju3fq4nee9y


Classy cat


REPENT SINNERS

or whatever idc ydy nostr:note137dlf47fv7mggemzvz5pqlgjdu2zjd2d5pvatkct4u9ws9lxu2zsxq2e5h


Oh great nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is back hi Marie 🙄🤣


Great now this exists 👇🏻 thanks Dan way to go 🖕🏿 nostr:note1z4duu3r2musltyjvd5473qcdq25tnc6ay8mh52rgpgnllrzglycqpse47x


😆😆😆

Never do that again the suspense was killing me 👉🏻😮💨


nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a you better watch it buster or so help me god I will finger this note 👉🏻


Just one question, will you always have to be in Tokyo though or are there going to be more locations offered in the future?


Can we just get rid of the KYC all together and just make it free bitcoin?


If it was free KYC bitcoin would anyone take it?


See now, succulent, that’s a word I can get behind but m o i s t mmm nope https://image.nostr.build/1e72aaa0394ddefcc96230dc92527527acc555b829dcf93c26d5464d4680f671.gif


Soon


peen still too tho rite?


That’s cool I never heard that before 🤙🏻 nostr:note1e0durhwn7svregkn8pcw099p5c2rq2ax3t6qekmh4maum6fll8uqpl58cj


As long as you tried


That’s the kind of service I want people to come to expect around here. Oh, you have a problem? Yeah? We already fixed it 👍🏻


No we heard you bro help is on the way


And god dammit why is everything covered in shit all the time why https://image.nostr.build/e75a075dd32fb5b551af252a1248251cd8866f8b01f64e9b2d205f22cea2bfcf.jpg https://image.nostr.build/96ff77afb648b987f9d58c3e2525b5a4a4874e57c8c767a9a253afa390e7e0a0.gif https://image.nostr.build/3b65f5c677ab6191504ba364825d80e14c759a784934740aeb1568ddf942eba5.jpg


What’s your fiat name? nostr:note19yd3vlged9gu4xj3cp36wlsaa6gumnw2gr4fyqdyf926l495kqesydl69k


gm can’t wait let’s do it


Yeah we pay a lot more than that don’t worry it’s just worthless fiat anyway sorry eh


I’m a wizard?


So I take it you don’t know your one Grandpa?


Oh good you’ve got fire you’re prepared


Like this? https://image.nostr.build/968c08b9561b8ddcec0756a627361eafe3e221bf02f3f142bbe3e049b76e0e99.gif


He lied


16:20 imminent


Sleep well thanks for making me laugh


We are all Satoshi. Except Craig Wright, he is definitely not Satoshi.


BREAKING NEWS 🗞

PV DOES NOT MEAN PV ANYMORE IT MEANS PV NOW INSTEAD

COMPLY IMMEDIATELY nostr:note198j2lfaavzudt5sjcu3y5w8mws9qjwjepgzls2jseapv2sjj3csq2wh04z


Now you’re talking!


If I get 28 lbs. of sandwiches sure


Up in Pure Vagina?


There are other words besides Great you know


Fine but only if I must


You obviously haven’t played Sims


Get a room you two


Is that the one where there are more emissions than the official documentation claims there to be? nostr:note1dsg2764055h9k8fkyze37s427zzkee9540cgwwqc8x3llyy03j4s2rfnay


And you’d wish for me to have some wishes right? Right?? nostr:note1s5ep3jhx72hygvacqf34yha2m3rthf2dualqamswqnj38a8ta2dslhmtuc


What a dick that guy is nostr:note13yptvn5zwc28wmtrfnsdahupdqmcy3s4nusyft0fwu4d4kk4dnuqndtve8


They said disturbed but they obviously meant intrigued nostr:note14gvdcuc2t5nxlfv9jfjulu6fydjc22pfwlr0ntm7r3xflurs0e7qufncku


Dirty whoors hate this one simple trick… nostr:note1rqcdphz3z67cmk3f5t4ysake8dcnhe9373w0kca5tuax3kngxmxqg76hd2


How do you eat an elephant you ask?

One bite at a time. nostr:note1wgw53e4tvtu9vtdg4u43at2scugwcsvkstj4mgkqwhuk0kuqrsusvpq0qu


How do you eat an elephant?

One bite at a time.


Be my guest nostr:note1lx4q0lny3kgcfysx4068h8jmms5y8xghs47y0hl5r8dqy302w5usv8x0av


Be my guest


Oooo SOON

Yep there it is


I don’t know about everyone but I’m fine thanks


Can’t stop Won’t stop Hammer time nostr:note1y5dh74s9mjx0p9mzktvuck5ygqpq5nkqf6ys3zrym2hn22mk3ghq2d4up5


My dogs would love this nostr:note14vc0h4m7wmfs95yrx6vwc7aw4u9n307hkkpp0llhslj6h6vegaxszh8lk8


🫂 https://image.nostr.build/c81ead883998d8bfb1545519f39bebdd43d2a4741148b4ba55c68be422ca8814.gif


Try not to bite your tongue


He’s still getting ready but should be any minute now… nostr:note1p2xyalq3332n08cp4q3p6x69zqakxurdxrph7npx7xaucdaz2n4se38vr0


GET READY


Bottom text 🤣

Guys! There’s a problem with my ovaries!

The problem is that I don’t have any ovaries.


Sleep well


I have no idea how to answer this question.


Speak French between my legs


Yay


There’s usually an extension of it in the groin area.


You’re welcome


For those who are just joining us, don’t worry everything IS still fucked. nostr:note1zc0vk7seywcrqcuzyknmzh2qnp4tpfxa323xfzljxk7wd6kyyc0snn7u9q


annnnd we’re back!


Fine can it wait until my break is over at least?


FUCK’EMUP


I don’t care who needs to not perfect it just don’t 🙅🏼♀


Yeah git’em show ‘em who’s boss!


You want your kids to leave? Stop cooking with cheese!


Don’t make it perfect the universe might unravel if that happens.


Are you still there? Press 9 to continue to hold for the next available agent.


God I love it when you talk dirty to me like that


Are they all the same size?


How can I tell they are perky?


Isn’t that a problem for the gays? Why haven’t I heard of this before?
Source?


If you’re already bringing your unicycle why are you asking us what to bring? How many things are you able to carry when you’re unicycling? Are you any good at drive-bys with that thing? Have you been thinking about the questions they might ask you at the initiation?


Who said I was scared?


Not usually only when we receive an appropriately worded letter.


The red is actually “Countries using the imperial system that have faked a moon landing.”


The Shining


...do you want* to catch a cold?


Are you going to bundle up or do you watch to catch a cold?


What are you going to do if it breaks down?


I think it was an airdrop bot? (Does everything have to be a SSQ now?) #askingforafriend


Are you sure that’s early enough? What’s the weather and traffic supposed to be like?


Can you describe them?


How big are the huge jugs? Like what's their volume and how many are there?


Can I ask a shitty stupid question?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2F9gag.com%2Fgag%2Fax7zvQM&psig=AOvVaw30Mvmoy-bWWfPskTzLdvD3&ust=1698648754021000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCKjO5e7VmoIDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE

Can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest bathroom?

Is this shitty and stupid enough questions? Can I ask more than one? Does anyone around here know anything???


Am I seeing things or are lots of these notes in here statements rather than shitty stupid questions?


What time are you leaving in the morning?


Perfect. She can add the photos to my baby book 🙌


If I have to put pen to paper to print out QR codes by hand to send zaps, by God I’ll do it.

Get out your abacus’ boys we’re regressing


For me rn it’s part of the allure even!


yeah good luck with that you'll have to be pretty annoying


Does satellite.earth not have #mute ? #asknostr


Yeah ok that covers 2 out of 3 how do I zap with it tho?


Look out! That guy's foot has a knife! 😱


I think they might have forgot one ☝🏻 nostr:note1ktj6fyk97xlrzhuxmm7fedqsr2n4qmdt93c0ths4thd82gjzg4kqznvuxh


Not on our budget


You mean you were going 32.1869 kmph the whole time? That’s outrageous. Have you considered writing a strongly worded letter?

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yeah right I said that hours ago look how that turned out


Your call is important to us, please continue to hold. nostr:fbe803febc8afdd63d12197f82c93ce584333569d10d62ffcb9df04b3cac20f2


Yeah we're a little short staffed up here rn please bear with us during these now regular precedented times


TLDR: Go fast break stuff, maybe. Something about October 30th. 🤷🏼


FUD probably


I should hope so


What makes you say that


Doesn’t really matter unless it results in negative equity does it?


Now that I have said good night the three of us will be conducting scientific experiments to test our psychic abilities to stack notes shitpost and zap sats without the aid of any electronic devices. Results of the experiment should be obvious to everyone by GM. https://image.nostr.build/1fb7d679c96632ecafe5656cb357cea97f201e6d262b4869c409bf4abfdc4a77.jpg


GN bitches


everything https://image.nostr.build/c68a16f32e0e959db4b427371625ba31df4dcbcd4678d56dfbbbdfa05ce786a9.jpg


Regular or Extra Crispy?


Especially with little monsters bursting out of them!?!

🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆   🍼👶🏻


We call them notes here


I like my cake moist how about you nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ?


In other news 🎉 https://image.nostr.build/b4fce4d0969d324160c030ad06837424090b3b00731a515a73c62a8b89006827.jpg


BRACE YOURSELVES 💪🏻

BEDTIME IS APPROACHING ⚔

THE GN PARADE HAS COMMENCED 😴


If we change it to frosting we can smoothly transition this to baking themed innuendos


Don’t bother kids when they are playing


Exactly best to just mind your own business and let them go about their way also 😆


Possibly a warm front


They? Are we talking shirt size here or psychic abilities?


GM! Or simply welcome, if you wish


They said I could be anything, so I became: nostr:note15rj2hqzm64p52zgfjeyeuhcy75t5xtzm43hz79hcd3xda5kj7qrqt0pugx


I am three kids in a trench coat


Winter’s COMING and I hear it’s going to be MOIST


Anybody know where there is a moist pool nearby I could take a dip in perhaps? What’s the name of this desert?


M
    O
         I
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                T https://image.nostr.build/9f6e7153fd86b07f33fe599cac46e0227fd50c2cf7cd13fce88176a13d7894b6.gif  nostr:note1r02l0xr2wl0qrhh7ffkzg95w20yhp0sq2cujqgjh30k9n22e3arqxnrmkr


What if I may do like it what then


There was never any wooden stakes around so it seemed like the best option to keep finding the keys and hidden passages.


What were you going to pick??


Nice what are you doing with your winnings nostr:npub139r6j3fhhhxjucksksxm2a3kan3sx3dq7c7gq66npf03lxlu7cnqq9d68j ? 😆


Also for dinner


Our next generation is in good hands 👏🏼


Oh man you could at the very least be able to creep out the window and LISTEN to him have sex with somebody, probably for free. What an amazing opportunity so happy for you! 🥹


Oh that. Yes always sad to lose a good human to what feels like not enough time for us 💔


I think you could have a shot at a Hemsworth for a decabitcoin for me you’d just be overpaying 🤦🏼🤣💸


What is this


This thread is a mess 🤣 nostr:note1mgzn83vl55h3mp7sxanjzejkj6zn90e8esvhnnwx0gjw2cw24n4qpeal38


I don’t think the 10 BTC could buy enough things to make her not mad


no no no you misunderstood, I would be receiving the 10 BTC 🤣


Hard to say if it would be worth the 10 BTC to have sex with that lady for how mad the wife would get


You do realize it literally just says “fuck the color blind” in orange dots by now right? It’s all in caps actually but that’s besides the point

  FUCK
   THE
COLOR
 BLIND


Moist has got to be the most controversial word ever


This is an example of one of those no means yes situations https://image.nostr.build/17145e62b3ba2ff0cb7812e1e96ac7adca1fab5e972027fb975db7ace8efbf96.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7b1d5d5fad6187ff03db0e7e5ab9965de30b6b869f73cd10d1a5337588eb9c1a.jpg


Due to circumstances beyond your control, I am here to shitpost yet again https://image.nostr.build/aa77d130786f6220a0539d4f94283a46f49cd432a70d76af237d5151d35728bb.gif


Unfortunately for all of you


I’m here all day


That’s because it’s a cat


No thank u


See guys nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r gets it nostr:note1kdgg64z8x7vjhse7zt38wnz9tz9e7yl4w26q2dny0kccp39t7pcqnfgrd6


And then all of a sudden it does 😆


Because they make up everything!


That’s pretty much what the AI is for 🤣 maybe

They’re always making a better idiot too.

I like the park ranger comment on anti-bear trash bins being raided by bears “…there is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest humans.” Something to that effect.


“They had this phone here waiting for me to call you though that part was really easy.”


I hate it when that happens


You take yours off??


M’fers couldn’t even visit nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r if they tried 🤣


He’ll be right over


They’re bombing lesbians now? Waste not want not? No?


PAGING MISTER HEMSWORTH, MR HEMSWORTH TO THE SERVICE DESK PLEASE 📢📢📢📢📢📢📢 https://image.nostr.build/f2b97aacb08da428a54532b7b1d9f4a62bbcb01f1d907584d5e06919f7f1ba9a.png


Don’t knock it ‘til you try it


Is my node busted https://image.nostr.build/c9dbf1f2dc8c35ae3b05429bc6efedb1f083615ea21b4ebc81f692cf9ac9e7a7.png


Git out yer 300 and “brace for impact!” memes 😮💨😩🙏🏻 pray to satoshi? I donno maybe we shouldn’t say that too cult-y.


How bad tho 😏

Also more about the NIPs those are my favourite to uh, stimulate https://image.nostr.build/63f3b9b7a210692db21b8b4c324f0f0bc691320401f85ddb38bed2d3071a0b4e.gif


Also I don’t see a kind number for torture so I guess you get to pick the #?

Kind 666??? 🤣

Such a bad joke.


Yeah but you like it so it’s fine


This may have inspired an amazing Halloween costume for my friend who I just dared to dress up as him 🤣 time will tell


#firsttest


⚡test


This isn’t like one of those write an angry letter, throw it away, and write a new letter after clearing your head type of situations though, is it?


Oh God did I really forget to u/l the meme? Yikes. Rookie mistake. https://image.nostr.build/603fb1e8401ab2aacaa07946bff84fb431344610ea413674ec5fe0edec0e65af.jpg


I’m trying to make everyday our day!

Meme for lulz not actually a communist per se


Well that’s not very spooky now is it


Two more bots and I’m at 500


So for Hallowe’en this year are we getting lightning network doomsday or what?


Phony Money


I don’t care what anyone says


1992 was a great year


Don’t stick your node anywhere you wouldn’t stick your dick?? 😆😆😆


Most cases of oversimplification are; kind of the way I saw your original note. No offence, just an observation.

I haven’t read the book (but am aware of its existence and general plot) so I don’t know the passage(s); would be interested to read it if you could dig it up or what chapter it’s from? 😬


Life = The root of all evil too?


Looks like nobody had a speed square for this one.


⚡test incoming


Need a bumper sticker or t shirt that says “I’d rather be shitposting.”

Another good one would be “My other client is Damus.” Or *insert client name* 😆

gm fuckers have a wonderful day never compromise! 🤙🏻


What are you some kind of bearfudwhale?


How are there any days even available this seems like the opportunity of a lifetime to book Tatum for free what could go wrong


Zaps amirite guys nostr:note1emm4v8637jcwnykerjwxdumwys97520avqdf56qst08at754nxeqg5e7qy


… https://image.nostr.build/2e081cf430870200af727b1675a5f3811fad0a180f5bff0c86a1570cb4ae30b3.gif


Just say when!


Get your migraine faster with nostrudel you heard it here first guys nostr:note180n8z2zd7f2g4gzx7029g8tkl6nc32ccyx7uqkjfgwzr6ua7zgpssft789


Das a nice puppy


IT’S THE FIN-AL COUNT DOWN 🎶 *rips mad synth solo* OOOOOOHH nostr:note1xvwstzuzukw8ydwfrndzsdmn8g3uqudhnhsnuckpj6qprjutuwxqqq9d4w


Are you implying midget astronauts now cost more?


I’m thinking something along these lines see attachment please reply with thoughts https://image.nostr.build/0753969ed0721304ddbf6b3bd5ed8ab6c89a5f034b622ceca9cc5d0ac8306fde.gif


MOAR GUNS


OKAY GN 😘


nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft DUAL WIELDING THIS MORNING LOOK OUT ALSO GM 🌞 PV nostr:note1c48mmswmwq79fqv2drhmj59z6peerdsxthqx8rmlwk83kwzspzrqptq74d


WHY ARE THERE TWO GUNS I’M SO CONFUSED


WHERE’S THE OTHER ASTRONAUT OR AM I TO UNDERSTAND YOU ALREADY SHOT HIM AND NOW YOU’RE HOLDING THE WORLD HOSTAGE?


Guys, I’m sorry to just be telling you this now but I am Canadian. You might want to get yourself checked.


Not if they’re guys named David amiright nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz nostr:note1drletlqs3ctwcy2ca46hnq55supv06zt7wnvuhwnfzkstmjcgqqsseuht4


THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS TO REMAIN ‘TARDED LONGER THAN THE MARKET STAYS IRRATIONAL nostr:note123crap0nj884puzt8qvjscsn6g0n6wej8w77l2gk9un2l9jwumdqcac0ng


Are they not famous enough or do you not know enough things


I agree but in reverse


If I zap this note do I fail the test?


👆🏻

👉🏻👌🏻😩 https://image.nostr.build/58742ab00ee559e3375f5564ab2b741e09340db5e4b8c2cd51bbbe97693316ce.gif  nostr:note14pjaa42zrt9j332rjzgaskgerfla3dklpshkm7ywg87mzz062tzsmg39k8


Or just Davids who are not in rooms at the same time


Does this go for all guys named David


I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy. https://image.nostr.build/b4372227d1637fdec574079db8e470fc72947b9d0f19e190ff66ec9fda833d41.jpg


Will no one think of the carbon taxes?!? 😱


If anyone should have the infinity gauntlet it might as well be our boy tatum


Taylor Night Shift?


You never know just how to look Through other people’s eyes


That’s a negative ghost rider the pattern is full

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Phew I thought I was the only one https://image.nostr.build/8c40b8e05ec4d8d6abf0c4ca7c5545a2c7efb8bfb97487c246b64287ddcbfa80.jpg


Back in my day “don’t trust, verify” was all the saying we ever needed 👴🏻


Anything you say https://image.nostr.build/aecdb0923480f6c0cabc4a446877a703feb68c08a56412be8d9aa99045143094.jpg


Moon imminent


You guys stop broadcasting so many transactions you’re making my node crash


Dear Diary,

Today was a good day. https://image.nostr.build/de11b1ba371937d917081ab3ae2526abda0745fe6b0aaf5ab2f8ab30089a97a6.jpg


Were they a cunt tho


Doesn’t sound mutually exclusive but ok


Like? https://image.nostr.build/65881a8c966c4afff3f5f089a2cfa414b51b7ff8a610ba8d9eca5d8f72adfd4d.jpg


Me focusing on what I can control https://image.nostr.build/1fb7d679c96632ecafe5656cb357cea97f201e6d262b4869c409bf4abfdc4a77.jpg


My keys! 🔑🗝🔑🗝 nostr:note1lqvthjdc4rytu9zts6fy3zt8gvgkzhheews4rktgassvyqgx99qs70x68x


Man if you think it’s ’tarded now wait until we hit 69420 #tardstr


Oh man I totally thought it was gonna say “Epstein didn’t kill himself” or somethin’ in there 😮💨


“I’m too old fo’ dis shit.”


HE SAID THE NAME OF THE DAYYYY https://image.nostr.build/9f6e7153fd86b07f33fe599cac46e0227fd50c2cf7cd13fce88176a13d7894b6.gif  nostr:note1p8sd8tnkyea5hzxnqswgwl7kxse6rp2ayuqenh7m3rdttejspnvskw8x0n


He did it wasn’t me he’s right over there


Corn, to meet you https://image.nostr.build/9e5c1efa21a8893317cd4c9a9148b7d2b096f0507307637d0d38fb0e45a42c4b.gif


Uh oh watch out nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5


Something something it’s my dick in a box!


Heh, sloshed. Heh, liquidity.

Cheers I’ll drink to that 🍻 (Heh, habits.)


Are we celebrating or do we just drink whether the ship goes up or down now?


Context is good but not necessary


My condolences


No no that’s later right now we are ‘tards in the wind #tardstr


You guys underestimate this simple fact about life, I guarantee it. nostr:note1tcc2dc8plws4r33nv78trunkfseakmlcxeml04svhnll3e9z9pmqfkf6gk


If you average it out I will be gone much longer than I will be around.


Dammit. Foiled again


We should just turn the lights out and feel our way around all these lights and colours and different opinions what a headache who needs it no colours anymore I want them to turn blaAack 🎶


You could totally see it if I showed it to you though it’s definitely a real object I’m so important someone else made it for me and said no one else could have one like it


Hey woah now you’re taking a huge leap of faith like I exist? Excuse me, um no


Why can’t it be a white market huh why can’t the white market be the most profitable one huh or illegal. Whatever

Racist


Licences believe in you. They believed in you when no one else would, and this is how you repay them?!


Oh god and don’t tell me, none of these companies are registered? Are they now


Let me see your licence


That’s a crowd! 🚨


Slow and gentle or hard and fast tonight?


Out of how many gooses


Honk if this is your kink


Ok great I’m ready to go then what do I do next


1. Yes

2. Now that you’re back https://image.nostr.build/f2b97aacb08da428a54532b7b1d9f4a62bbcb01f1d907584d5e06919f7f1ba9a.png https://image.nostr.build/7afca8722746a7aa23c6bd63a5b4b0c932eacf3caa0ec61160119172ba0a9772.jpg


I’m gonna zap nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 ‘s note not yours because I’m mad at you for staying away so long


I’m scared


Bitcoin price over $31K and he comes out of Nostr retirement to say “Stay Humble.” Irony OVER 9000

Legend.

I don’t think I could stay off this network a week anymore.

Hey nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8  real talk, did you lurk and post from some anon nsecs did you have unprotected nsecs huh didjadidja #huh nostr:note102at6nah78gx68092gju3mgakvvtwwgzdqvz7qkyxwzxg6tetkkqemk7kg


HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK


What is this an instruction manual now?


Great now I have Pink Floyd stuck in my head, thanks


If some guy with a Farva handle answers this I am gonna loose ma got-dam-mine’