When you put it that way .. Yeah !


😆Just tell him about hell threads, those look like absolute chaos from the outside and will keep 'em away.


Although I agree (and economics prize), Satoshi's name will outlive the "Nobel" prize/name.


CNT's

It's not an acronym, just missing a "U"


Hahaha good question


I have a friend like that, told them to buy at $3000. Think I'll be waiting until $500,000 at least for that message 😆


Oh that's a big win


What happens if you walk on the sand with those shoes? Does the heel dig in and get stuck?


Yes


That's not even the first time I've used that line today!


FREEDOM. GM


I vote Alaska


He was grower not a shower!


What's 430mm like an inch? FREEDOM UNITS


There she blows, there she blows again. #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/501a4f7c14ac4f61be6ba19b39f834a4b17d65075dd2ca22c66e8ffafe426430.jpg


Protip: Hell Threads are way more entertaining with notifications turned ON (with push!).


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nostr:note160l4mlw2pzel2jt9qzy8ltkxzxpq9c9lzw8w7gpegdt2uy2zlz9qk0fvke


Built for feed, not for speed


Wait orange man doesn't represent orange coin?!? Whhhhaaaaatttt?!


It was UNUSABLE 😂😂


HOLY SHIT. Somehow hell thread notifications were enabled on my Garmin computer. For my entire ride I was getting alerts on the screen every second! 😆😆


It's hell thread john


That's my phone battery laughing at me


We're so back! 👋


We are all Peter Todd


My full name is Peter Todd Satoshi.


Bear would drive better


nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z we'll die on this water hill with you!


Right! Just have smooth, tasty, refreshing water! Way better!


nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z I also hate sparking water

Marco update! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kgpeH9MOg0


GM my nostriches!


Nothing like a good mauling to start the day!


My favorite bible passage is 2 kings 2:23-25.  Can you tell why?

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.


My favourite reading is 2 kings 2:23-25.

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.


Old testimony is better though


First half or second half?


Hello boomer


Okay I'm gonna need fair warning to make it


When/where is the first meetup?


Ahh I'd rather no boards, but if their bitcoiners I suppose I can allow


Can it be borderless and boarderless?


Do you know about Fat Bear week?


It's that time again 🐻👍


Hi friend


Loving this song!

https://open.spotify.com/track/34S44D8WfOAMp5fRDGhrBH


Have you changed relays? That would change your follower count.


My Spotify DJ went rogue today and started playing this!

https://open.spotify.com/album/1n0n5Faq9dc3O2UUComH1G


Nostr will always be weird 👍


Good bear


GM Mr Wedgies


I ain't no normie


How many normies you gonna reach on nostr ?


Stay comfy my friend


Mute but then more appear


Stay comfy friends


Tons of npubs being shared on Xitter, no xitter handlers being shared on nostr. This is a one way migration!


Fuck yeah talking to dolphins is awesome. Friendly dudes.


P.S you can still buy 1 #Bitcoin for under $100,000. World Insurance is cheap as balls still 🤯


Do short people step over a stick and think they could run the olympics hurdles?


Happy weekend folks


That's my happy place! 🐻


Nostr of course.


Yeah that's why I'm saying that some boomer looking at your resume might mistake nostr creator for OF creator.


Careful, a boomer might mistake that for OF.


The roller coaster goes down before it goes up again. Enjoy the ride!

https://image.nostr.build/66d028480df52a16f5d9f081ce2176282fe23edadfab914e82046eee5b4c2361.gif


You don't make friends with salad!

You don't make friends with salad!

You don't make friends with salad!


I feel excited!


Little bitches.


These are the days you said you hoped for, don't be a little bitch and waste it!

https://image.nostr.build/048dd94d432a4d20b5d8145f89b3dffc0e626477f203aabdc6c5c9cdeee62dea.gif


#Bitcoin forcing my hand here!

https://image.nostr.build/687d8d325c2952b81dd66353461cc472421a57cdf7dac2b11b88a39b433eeb1a.gif


Okay but now take the learner wings off!


GM bear!


I dunno. She pulls off black pretty well!


White is best... wait a minute! 🐻❄f


*female boobs. I'm not here for those fat ass man boobs.


Fiat is abundant.
Gold is scarce.
#Bitcoin is finite.


I vote we measure inflation in work hours now


1 = 1


That's the same thing he said!


I'm not old enough for gay to have any other meaning


I hate that I now associate the word pride with gay shit.


As long as we get rid of the pedos.


*unless it's child porn related.

Gotta put the disclaimer in for the woke these days.


Thank you kind sir!


Who doesn't?


Yeah cause the fraud isn't in his favor.


Well there's that math issue but he won't be president so it's kinda moot.


Self custody is coming. But UX isn't as easy yet.


Bitcoin is for everyone


Warm and tucked away?


Now I'm interested. Tell me more!


And thus why I'm a bear. Nobody knows! 😂


Any a-hole that says we got lucky can look at amount of time put in to learn.


Very nice!


Good doggy..🐶🐶


Stroke?


Sweedish?


That's nasty


I always laugh at traders being rekt


Autism?


Is NOSTR down?? Fuck no.


Shit wrong spell https://image.nostr.build/67a55f4dcbbc2ea6ec405de66b203556d34e36bff7883297b1babd64df104ce7.jpg


Ironically I needed to start drinking after listening to that.


I've never related to one of these  inspirational quote posters before! This just gets me.


Yes


Someone has been working out 💪


At home


Is he missing an ear?


Most likely boobs


That's not penis butter! https://image.nostr.build/d07eb9466d59ea5883830846fb2cbd445430e75e29735ca5d2d087a0b1aabcf5.jpg


Nostr serves as the credible backup plan for when governments seize or ban X.


Not hard


What sort of penis butter is this shit.
https://m.primal.net/JOpc.jpg


Bear milk!


Butter up my penis, that's a big fat yes.


Pablo


Any amount of penis butter feels weird in my mouth


Blocks are time. Timechain for ever


COOKIE! https://image.nostr.build/45ee5bb186f697b7e7f8f341c59874cbcee1fafb6f208c2b5941221b8ea0fa31.jpg


Apparently y'all nap for only a few hours? Should try napping for 4 months, highly recommend.


Nostr wood! Anyone else seeing the ostrich? https://image.nostr.build/7c55a66153e076d6b56f6f4a0e0f7c86bced655553408081fe34a5c763129f78.jpg


Lots of bears have tapeworms but I'm clean. Easier to get fat that way!


FM nostr:npub1lqz2yf2tvutrxwtfnlxtdt9vdam7lwkyk95kehavvm4gfm5rx7ws0p3ak9


Fine Morning?


Never !


Sure


You're welcome


We're back baby!


We're not dead yet. GM friends


🐻❄🐻❄ cute


What if I know I don't know?


What happened to your eye holes?


Jeff speaks facts. But imagine fiat brains listening to him, they'd think he's insane 😆


On average there is a sunrise every block 🤯


What if you don't know?


Medium


I had completely forgotten about those! 😆


Haha. Jamie still thinks with fiat brain.


That's a coin mixer!


Oh awesome! Fuck you yams! I pay extra for those


What about eating?

80% Beef. 20% Salmon.


But too am I too fat?
https://m.primal.net/JKkH.jpg


Maybe


Gotcha. Maybe big differences would be felt for a fatty starting out. 👍


That's a fat bear move! More cake!! 👏👏


The normie wave is coming!


They having a wank with the tears of their hopelessness


Who doesn't love some quality motor oil in their ice cream?


Germany have a history of bad decisions.


noticing any differences? Leaner? Stronger?


Bears have a long history of hating taxes.
https://m.primal.net/JKji.jpg


Did I eat your went?. #bearstr
https://m.primal.net/JJPu.jpg


If this #Bitcoin sell off is a coordinated attack by US Gov + Germany dumping (unlikely), they must be shitting themselves that they only got it to $55K.


HAPPY NOT BRITISH DAY!


*corn. Silly autocorrects.


It's raining coin!?


Yo. How is everyone today?


Home is where you poop the hardest.


that's a big corn


You're holding some!


To what?


Hopefully not on a boeing


Need some fire kindling?


Nice!


That's right, bears are friends for life.


Amen


How efficient are 10min workout?


I could eat some more corn!


Praise the lord!


Personally I prefer shitcoins that have both arms.


Looks like a good spot to poop!


HaPpY BiRtHdAy! 🥳


I am not fat


Cows are the solution to my hunger.


Bear arms? Or arm bears? 👍 https://image.nostr.build/f79999d4bd9eb442d8f44cf3cbeff0b83647506d436289ad9ce2de5585994684.jpg


Good day good sir


To eat or not to eat? https://image.nostr.build/c13e821db2e0c5ad2b467c1bb8a509e33de89b603c176c8cb35a9e6a2731d685.jpg


Always love a good feast! 🐻 https://image.nostr.build/4105f76ff33fe064f69a7874c6476ee8b92028f6f4bc1de4d06dbf90f6c6dc50.jpg


🐻🫂

https://image.nostr.build/ca9f39ef3876a89c961c58e4e60873e1f02243a2a134ef6d4c7212b8d5c240b0.jpg


What a wonderful world


Nostr kyc free forever!


The women can still be hot based on the study.


I was really relying on them liking ugliness to be honest 😬😆


How crazy are we talking?


You could at least leave me hope!


There's hope for me yet!. https://image.nostr.build/dd065f9a1985a567bd429f71eac35dc21ba4c3f79d0ef5befda5e0d6675e7b85.jpg


GM. Pizza for breakfast?


Can confirm! No better place to do your business.


Do somebody order a pizza?

Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day. https://image.nostr.build/e102fae4987caaca6671e74c191951f9e2556826082a734db86bd6876c47e790.jpg


Giro ďItalia 2024 Stage 15
🤯 https://image.nostr.build/12bb41a82d9c8ad90b60d012a78bc9166e0739107f54a7418f1f19b9742af8be.jpg


🐻 https://image.nostr.build/3af33e0b8c641aec92bb82c0d9b1275d1c1ebeb73df4b3c0dde0ddd882ced640.jpg


Imagine if Boeing made motorcycles 😬


Poor kid
https://m.primal.net/IIYv.jpg


Can confirm! 😂🐻


Don't think so. Would be funny though


That's how your tenderize the beef!


I'm trying my best!


GM


Whoopies. https://image.nostr.build/ffc87fea666b467b93e785ff6801ce8722e54ba1c31f51ab2fe650c3402bdf0b.jpg


You dead


🫢🫢

https://image.nostr.build/aa2aeb62131a0cf5de4075b9d4dc12d4d6e2ef46c457920e7f6081529ed9eb72.jpg


I'm allergic to deez nuts


Because deez nuts


We bare bears and we baby bears are the two best tv shows ever made!


nostr:npub1ge3nvn7y6cxc9mx8r40djqjhm6g4ncmpe3z8gvvg6anxzlssfhgqv3aay7 this you?


Right!!!


*not yet!


Hello 👋🐻


Decent nap!


GN nostriches! Rest in peace 😴😴


Human or bear balls?


Is that dobbie the elfcat?


You dead bro


Hello everybody! Fat Bear loves you!


Honorary bear! 🐨🐨 https://image.nostr.build/58df88907aaafef989e12941591d9500adc738e9e44afcde2e102dde3575bd22.jpg


Sup team!


Nah.


So you aren't the guy I sent 1BTC to in 2010?


You're welcome, I hope you kept it.


The good old days.


Old habits die hard in Germany

https://image.nostr.build/af5f4e4b87d1be9f10e2fcd1a037ab12f05e7600be8dd5faf77b501fa65d4fdb.jpg


Hell thread dream would have been great! A bunch of friends hanging out, joking and shit talking. More like heaven thread!


Cute bear! 🐻


GN friends.

https://image.nostr.build/44bf8fee08735ee0409ddcf78fb7b3543761ba64f4440f36d575bf06ada97855.jpg


How old are you?


OJ could be resurrected if the casket doesn't fit. The chaos when OJ turns out to be the lord and saviour Juicey Christ.

https://image.nostr.build/2e2ed6b06561dee650d09fe641eb99f7de38df33296be029316e43ae87522fd3.jpg


Who?


😂 bear puns never slip past me!


Nice pun 🐻


Who's hungry?

https://image.nostr.build/4a8c34471f78143b4077abf87756f28fb132a6baf080876ef1439e2feb4fce9a.jpg


Amateur, try 3 months next time


Pepe ate all the bugs https://image.nostr.build/6e11ab8558b6d45ac346729c23099e853e01df4a2c907fc3da8dfe1391db41d7.jpg


Who's Shannon?


This thread will never die, for I will keep it going until I lose access to my nostr account either by death or otherwise.


Silly robot dave


GM friends 👋


Either way. Tasty! 🐻🐻❄🤤


Would a bear shitting in your bucket help?


Okay friend. Hope that helped


Look cute, but ready to eat you. 🐻🐻❄ https://image.nostr.build/1669afe4440d33b4f4de3c926cea03f1fdfa22c0eea35eeeecbf5418576ec770.jpg


I can't take credit for it unfortunately. I will pass your zap on.


Cycling?


Just more male privilege


Humanity is doomed with fiat for eternity


Hi bear!


Welcome to the relay size wars #nostr


Oh here we go, can't wait to read "Relay size wars" soon.


GN 👋


Imagine having fiat and not buying that last dip.

https://image.nostr.build/3a8cd574335cb1bab14b201e709016ee0a29f2b5b7dc4897b080d2ad603b5b09.gif


My own thoughts confuse me! 🫡


Grandpa Wojtek!  Good bear, helped poland fight the Nazis. nostr:note1jp0p5q9r37jc8chjeucyesflscz07klx2hvlf8j9fq6cq222c5cq798elg


If you want something done right, do it yourself!


Oh true, I didn't realise there was anything else to see in Edinburgh! 😂


Grandpa Wojtek!  Good bear, helped poland fight the Nazis.


Psychos


Bring it on!


That's me?


Ahh the infinite money glitch.


Just live in a cave


Welcome friend 👋


I don't have any selfies of my junk, but some creep took this of me naked whilst I was sitting under a tree thinking about gravity. https://image.nostr.build/da23213f9160d8caf5e0a748272cecd39459f79078581ef81dacaf773373ca0a.jpg


How did you know?! I haven't even sent it to you!


Me, I guess 🥸


Dang


UTXOs before Hoes

https://image.nostr.build/0ea22bca1b06b3c9a11d4cd5d388062dda98315b4e1a8980c7cfff25271ca3e2.jpg


It's not LBGQTZYX friendly


Thank you kind sir. 🫡


There are cameras in stores collecting that data!


Looks like the toxic sludge from half life


Look who's back!

https://image.nostr.build/31ec0e0c846ebc8caf0c525a658a9e19886bb0b0f90fbdd263fee4a5993bafcd.jpg


Ahh damn! In that case hope and pray! 😆
Good luck!


Oh I try to avoid people for a week. Less chance of getting something then! 😆


Fake Wright has me blocked on Xitter! Don't know when, don't know why. But boy does it feel like glory!
Welcome to law bitch!
https://m.primal.net/HlEN.jpg


Maybe if you just got out of hibernation and haven't eaten in 3 months 🤔


Welcome 👋


Even I think British food is bad. 🐻🐻


Look at Mr Sats over here 👋


😆😆

What about if you flip it upside downs? Could be a poop coming out?


Hi Jack!


Your pants?


Well it does now.


How do you actually price oil/energy in #Bitcoin?

We've heard many Bitcoiners talk about pricing oil/energy in BTC. But what does that actually mean?

One options just do a simple conversion of the USD price of to BTC using current exchange rate.

 For example the current price per barrel of WTI oil is ~$75, converted to ~107,143 sats per barrel.

But this isn't pricing oil in BTC terms, just accepting #bitcoin for payment.

What happens if we use the opportunity cost of mining bitcoin instead? Warning, assumptions ahead - this is a thought experiment I found interesting and incorrect?

Assumptions:
- 1 Barrel of Oil contains ~1,700 kWH of usable electricity
- Using Bitmain S21. 200TH/s @ 3500 W

One day of running the S21 is 3.5kWh * 24 = 84kW. This lets us run the S21 for ~20.22 days (1,700/84), let's call it 20 days.

Using a mining income calculator our daily income is estimated at ~36,000 sats. (I know I know, assumptions bro)

20 days * 36,000 sats = 720,000sats.

My crude calculations (see the pun?) indicate one barrel of oil should be priced at 720,000 sats (~$500USD) at current block rewards/difficulty.

Energy producers are being screwed by selling oil for USD instead of using it to mine Bitcoin themselves.


Nice choice!


Every sat counts! 🫡


Whenever I have a similar dilemma and choose nap, I feel like a lazy fuck afterwards


Run


Nothing better than snacking and getting a  scratch https://image.nostr.build/daaade8d2cf8ed0b913984f91701e0ee6fdd73a39e985e1a50e4a1c1b657119b.jpg


I created this chart, it's on the Unchained blog, not River.

https://unchained.com/blog/small-utxo-bitcoin-dust/


Well this chart from nostr:npub1xkere5pd94672h8w8r77uf4ustcazhfujkqgqzcykrdzakm4zl4qeud0en is a ₿anger

https://image.nostr.build/2377ec4b90091cdf1ecf2f388da7e40c4c36a2d2f63e6f6dd51794860f1d0cd4.jpg


so much better! 🤙


Sure does, they think you're apologising but really you're calling them a pussy.


"I'm sorry you feel that way" is the go to apology when you don't want to apologise.


If you're having money problems, I feel bad for your son. I got 99 problems, but fiat ain't one. #bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/278d3bdeef53858d8fcb2133b55afa35489f43ec8146e449377e3d0a704c3833.gif


Well George missed the good afternoon part. 😆


I knew it!.


Good Morning, good afternoon, good evening. Where ever you may be nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w


Nice


Time to change that?


Pacific Peso strikes again


Nah it accelerates then. To infinity and beyond!


Buy the dip. Buy the pump. Buy the crab. No selling allowed


Gross.


I'm bearish on fiat! 🐻


It goes higher.


This is so fake. "@Fibelity"


#Bitcoin will out live the USD, hence the terminal price is $∞ per sat.


This is the way!


Smoking is a shitcoin. But if you just like burning things I can support that.


Okay


Praise the bees!


How dare you suggest muting hell thready!? nostr:npub16eumpaxffppswucpeysysrya9uk39j06d5gr2tsnf6cupq3f4jdqyft6jc

https://image.nostr.build/4e8ca928d962988bd93a5aefd649d7be69686ff7a913f9bce5ccf25ed6888699.gif


Hi nostr:npub1jpvsahpy0vgq7gu8nfqjkeskce0gwjk8jpss590xkvjh5xxe4epsruqgsz


Baby bear! 🐻🤗


I felt that through nostr. Didn't know it could transmit pain


There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits! nostr:note1j30967l0duxrc8eadam4xwav080qw9m2nt5rf9zn2whdaz4guxpqvt9daw


$0.06M 🥳


Nice!


Still 100% to go!


Like winston over here! 🐻


Nah some bears are bearish on fiat! 🐻👋


#Bitcoin

https://open.spotify.com/track/0GiwV6v3AgJfdu59tj719Y?si=52fcc885195746d0


I'm fat enough to not fit anywhere 🐻 https://image.nostr.build/c40d2ac057f17ce6c5db097cf7c9561b3c53532d4320a40db50c14f69d47b7ad.jpg


Hi bear!


Hi Sai


Salem witch trials would have brunt FTX one, whatever her name is.


Can confirm


"Great comment 👍"


https://image.nostr.build/7aa9f694a823f752fe2c3740a0103103a95619a09a20852bd72841b3824d5049.jpg
#meme #memes


Wrong


Beavers build dams to harvest hydro power, in which they mine #bitcoin. But sure keep talking about hats.


Nah beavers are friends


Thought you might


Well bears aren't rodants! Bears are better than beavers. But if you need a rodant, get a beaver.


Beavers are the best rodants.
There is no second best !

https://image.nostr.build/41748958a62687b2db1f21f77125b0f4ed145046e90a2aea9fbcbb34779b94b4.jpg


GM friend 🐻


Good skin track


Whereabouts?


You need jesus


Me jealous 🤤🤤🤤


Epic backdrop for a city!


Seeing people not pickup their dog's shit really grinds my gears!


GM squad 👋👋
Let's go screw over central banks again today! 🫡


Of course


People Hugging


Plebs, Plebs, Plebs.
Coming to burn down the evil system. https://image.nostr.build/9313ecb2fd94b7ebd54ade47babeae9985c7cb6de758939045d03dded703fc5b.jpg


skiing > snowboarding


plebs for the win!


He's more bear than I am nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle


#Bitcoin only folks

https://image.nostr.build/f8be9d4d77b6af372573f78afab8f18025530a43a7ab460d96ae7092bddadab6.jpg


Hey hey


GM Beave!


When are we getting a blink swift colab?


Is that a photo of Castro?


Truth


Is she single? (I joke, I joke) 😆


Oh yeah I can see that !😆


I can time travel and so can you!

Just wait a bit and you'll be in the future. 🤯


Amen. 🫡


You gotta risk it to get the biscuit


It's me fat bear. I am the source


How about bears?


Number go up!


Those markets still exist? I've been on nostr too long


Soon


#Bitcoin looks expensive for new comers. But it looks cheap to seasoned bitcoiners.


She was a girl


That's actually looks really awesome!


Even CGI got hit by inflation


TLDR?


I think most of us here understand 👋


Why the fuck would I hold fiat?


And age faster dealing with all the tenancy issues 🤣


Australia looking like a failed currency https://image.nostr.build/66814d99c90672480873b44bf69831a295988033aa595bfea169530617ccb424.jpg


September 11


Everybody loves nostr:npub1ljztq84m64sfmnflxg8qq73gujjauyvp3qe8kgswrywmg3elhg3qjlnle7 😆


Nah let's just solve offline payments. No need for silver.


True true


Now we talking


Who da fuck is Usher? And why isn't he showing people to their seats?


Cool cool. If you ever need a pro, I've got you covered.


Leave


Biden also thinks it's the 64 election


Prison


Very nice!


Oh fuck that. Sounds like slavery


Would be a cheap, shitty Cocaine Bear knockoff.


I can teach napping, hibernation and snacking if you need?


Oh you! 😆


That is odd


What team/position does she play for?

https://image.nostr.build/5728f5f9df175db2eec0d4b354887815cd2366a9877444c78a565527eca9baef.jpg


Good!


*retarded


Is it food time yet? https://image.nostr.build/da23213f9160d8caf5e0a748272cecd39459f79078581ef81dacaf773373ca0a.jpg


Forever Laura


But we are


The one growing in your pants.


The dinosaurs right?


You can do it! Believe in yourself!


Nap time! #bearstr https://image.nostr.build/b50855883d1c48b97266c9229602b72c041abd432baff467f6f73de81196f8a3.jpg


Nostr is whatever you want it to be nostr:note18hveus2qlskk078tfes022ptmqysdr7ladrsweh7acj7emr5aw4szdjw3u


No


Fake lips spread fake news, all funded by fake money?


EAT SHIT FAKE WRIGHT


Nah too commie


I'm good at sharing, other people's food with myself. 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻


Things that make you go "damn"

https://image.nostr.build/fad9abf5eaf0c35b8b0f8f2ddc60d9a80c96e09faae8115f9a98e1518751f0ed.jpg


Hehehe little knob


I know


Better hot than cold in a lot of cases


Don’t settle for average. Bring your best to the moment. Then, whether it fails or succeeds, at least you know you gave all you had. We need to live the best that’s in us.


Greatest beer run ever


Good morning nostriches. How you doin'?


Not your keys, not your coins.


Not anymore!


Can't wait!


Whoops


Probably a good thing! More to life 😎


Is money your hobby though?


If only


Coming to a country near you soon! nostr:note18cs07r4jetzgmye506326cn4zvxzn20tvmxnx5dmslvfgk0jl9wsgrg74l


No context #bearstr https://image.nostr.build/37583149506dea4c237dfe1632ad74ea908cc344361e88310891188a3ca1cfd2.jpg


That's true everywhere


She single?


But how many bears follow you? 🐻


We can use nostr again now that nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r 's hell thread is settling down 😆


YAY! Best Bear.


I could eat 🤤🤤


Students took them home


They do like war, for some reason


Woohoo!


Why has a bear head been transplanted onto slender man? 😱


I'm assuming your brother is the guy we are all looking at? 😆


I'm Hiberbathing! 😆


Don't forget to bathe you filthy nostriches.

#bearstr https://image.nostr.build/4734ce8090ec3857a2c048672f9534bc2c4e29d2f2c08c6ab3b86a25cb512520.jpg


Oh cool I OG


Lawn paint, or turf paint is a thing.


But fake grass is it's own thing 😆


Or painted green


Moments afterwards the couple are seen being chased by a hungry bear 🐻


Oh god, hasn't everyone been rugged enough ?


Hippo and I feels similar


Rogue money world


Some idiot called Bitcoin rogue money


Cute little polar bear in middle.. nothing else matters!


Plus no food because they hate farmers


I like rogue money


He's been eating pizzas at home


I eat


How do you know? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsican_brown_bear


Pass


Pineapple is king


Cute bear 😎


I'm bear, I easily win this fight


Agreed


Neither of which have pepperoni


😆 doubt it


And parachute just in case


I am fat bear, my opinions on food are just facts.


Pineapple is a better pizza topping than pepperoni


But shouldn't it be 3G 1R?


Oh yes


That's just boeing's 737 max


Pineapple is a better pizza topping than pepperoni, oh yes I know how to anger people


Olives are only usable in oil form. Pineapple is good though


Both are awesome


Hell yeah!


"we'll be a buyer at 5K" video being reposted  laughed at


Yeah everyone


The struggle is real!


ETF demand will reduce block space demand, it's basically a custodial 2nd layer.


LIFT OFF!


I get job there and rug ETF wallets?


No


Holy shit, I forgot about that shit!


But I am fatter than other bears! 🐻


Damn


I told you. Stop napping in the street!


Nah that's it, that's what nostr is.


That's a chunky one!


Snow!.🤩


Chaotic awesomeness


GBTC outflows into other ETFs? Could be a nothing burger


Are they trying to sell me on bitcoin? It's working!


Run hal run!


*RUG


Thinking about getting a job a coinbase just to run the #bitcoin ETF holders


Salmon is my food


Awesome photos!


Is it possible? Yes

Is it the most likely outcome? If you're mainlining crack into your blood stream


Bear cycles are for stacking


We'll see a 20K candle this year


And it's fucking cheap


You don't have to.


We ain't selling


I might be too fat to fire a gun


You're not wrong. They also over priced, and over hyped.


Goes from comedy to war movie


It's really very good


That's a roast chicken


Greatest beer run ever


More please


Please sir, may I have some more? 🐻 https://image.nostr.build/fd8d619adfb36026a6fa450c5e159a3d9f459c13fcde574a6c082a071fb93720.jpg


Well there's 4 dots. 3 are green, 1 is red.


Yoink, mine now 🤤🤤🤤


Damn you poor thing


I'll let the Xitter keyboard warriors pull out the good ones for this. Not important enough (in my life) to actually read the whole thing.


Ouch


You're telling me a potato in a wheelchairs, somehow, having an orgy didn't surprise you?


Stephen Hawking having an orgy was a bigo surprise


New Clinton denial incoming

https://image.nostr.build/22594b4d9bfbc10a258d96331381e3d8eb2ec4a73e94f171417bcd63f2b43d5e.jpg


So you can show the government is wrong when they come after you 5 years later.


Name and shame the pedos!


I thought everyone knew? There's also the your lost page


Personal chef/butler


Gotta tag 'em all, It's you and me
I know it's my destiny (Nostriches)
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend (Nostriches Gotta tag 'em all) A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you (Ooh, ooh)
Nostriches! (Gotta tag 'em all)
Gotta tag 'em all
Yeah


You had me at cookie 🤤


HNY


Okay my YouTube recommendations are getting out of control. 168 views??

https://image.nostr.build/3ca886a968f4ba3faa24366a1da725fb6904495154a00dddf958778f825773b0.jpg


Happy new year friend 🐻


It's the year of the halving!


Call it BSV?


💯 enough


Everyone gets a notifications! https://image.nostr.build/2924743e9de86cee7040fb3aa7689d7f1dcc16ec2ca1cda73ca564751a953f36.jpg


Okay, here we go again!


Play paws or murder mittens? #bearstr https://image.nostr.build/3fb151d998a5a485a4dc17d05d80baa8ac053c5534b99c9e774983d6c9c85b8b.jpg


Fighting or training?


Green or red shells???


We need live updates on who wins!


Right you are!


Think smart. #bearstr https://image.nostr.build/da23213f9160d8caf5e0a748272cecd39459f79078581ef81dacaf773373ca0a.jpg


I could eat


Great photo!


Nah salmons, always salmons


Smells like bear poop


Here's the thing, I've seen people who don't even think about taking the stairs even for 1 level.


And no remove coins from cuckbase?


Let's say no people waiting, but lift is not at your current level.


How many levels of stairs before you consistently choose an elevator?


Stairs?


Space strictly limited, get onboard quickly!


Serving size for ants?


Thanks for the christmas feast! https://image.nostr.build/8b124d5639756d9716e123d103421cf739bea3497720d9769da7a70190dd096f.jpg


Merry Christmas! 🥳


Hi


Remember to give shitcoiners cheap rugs for gifts


Nice!


Oh sorry 😆


Circles


Maybe, maybe not


Yes


I would assume so!


Sock Shoe Sock Shoe,

OR

Sock Sock Shoe Shoe?


Ethheads will try to rename zaps daps.


Nobody gives a shit about Zack Voell now


Why wouldn't somebody think about all the oceans boiling!? 😆


What drugs are you on sir? I would like some please


That is actually interesting!


Ooo, that's a good question.

I don't think there's many (~<5%) trying to make money. And you can always pick those people based on their engagement farming posts.
However, I think a lot (~30%) dream/hope of getting a little side income just naturally.

I do think most people love looking at their follower count regardless for that dopamine hit.

But your asking the wrong bear about human psychologically. 😆


It's like steak seasoned with cocaine, super addictive and your always want more.


Less bots compared to twitter, at this point


Fat people who wear black swim suits, you know you look like seals right? I'm just out here trying to enjoy a nice swim, but now thinking about eating. Seal sounds very tempting! 🤤🐻


Can't wait until these are hooked up to ordering systems


Looking good


Hello everybody


Just go commando


"Energy is nature's discount rate" Luke Gromen on nostr:npub1a3hrd4wfawr578d5y5l0qgmh7lx8q6tumfq0h7eymmttt52veexqkcfg37

https://youtu.be/rdcq0XU2t90?t=2829


Apparently someone tried to hire a hitman on me, but I thought the assassin was my doordash order. I got double meal tonight 🐻👍


I'm sorry, WHAT?


Barely tapped me


Bear eats corn. I win that easy


Could be tasty


Well that explains your increased posting! 👍


That's not bear!


Yeah we good friends


Woohooo! I can DM nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m again! 😆


He ded?


Nostr is not 🥳


What.. In.. The..


Don't temp bear with salmons. Lesson learned


Yoink! Mine now!


Looks like someone was testing their brand new fog machine! Wal Mart sells top quality foggers by the looks of it!


He looks a bit derpy 😆. Still yummy though


AMEN!


Haha that's what brothers are for!


Hmmmmm 🤤


Looks like my ears


TY


Home sweet home for you mr Otis


Any good gifts? https://image.nostr.build/88305141009ccb705d97981452c6f9daf2f119eec8fa3c33cc1c3fcc0d1133fc.jpg


Don't be mean! Look at that belly, plenty of catches to be had!


Nice hat


I'm always watching


Haha np I will find on your profile 👍


Nice


What is?


You're a bot!


Snacks!


#bearstr https://image.nostr.build/2ea67d66331b3ad0f0716d405551763167b0b46480c03e7a2b0bdf171814e1c2.jpg


HaPpY BiRtHdAy!! 🐻🫂


ps5 time?


Meh. Looks like we committing treason.


Good bear


Oh hi nostr:npub164q77tjgxrewz4pu30wyqy5van4sv2cgcl3l20g5z4fdtadupn7qkwdr36 👋


If you're confused, the money is broken.


Christmas time #bearstr https://image.nostr.build/88305141009ccb705d97981452c6f9daf2f119eec8fa3c33cc1c3fcc0d1133fc.jpg


Blame the british


Play time then plate time 🐻


SNOW https://image.nostr.build/7f75cb2e686239524e2cd02d2186568bbd7777d843b8ad5c6ad4838a8f74b714.jpg


You're welcome

Shit I spoiled my true identity


I am bear


Not bearish enough  ...

On fiat


A psychotic fat bear!🐻


I'm a psychopath


Now imagine how bad shitcoin traders are doing!
Just hodl #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/871207bc0c6bf7227beac2c742ea7da7218ee6f46c372aebda6cee8c6c4cd61c.jpg


Bears be making mess!


Yeah about that

psssss... the dollar ain't worth shit


If we increase the block size, those wizard freaks will just find some other junk to fill it up. Improves nothing, ruins everything.


Bitcoin babies!


The secret is eating the evidence


What's going on here?


Nothing like a good dip to go with your sats


Clippy doing god's work!


Good morning friends 👋 https://image.nostr.build/85871a09acf36b8882545307a9036f6017434f9296e9b507ae22e447436b139b.gif


Good news is you won't have to wait 20 years.


Was this before or after you became a bunny rabbit?


You don't win friends with salad!

https://image.nostr.build/48d8f339492a15342dc6a8d8c7f0689dd490059512d0e3d41413643769333da8.gif


What's the payout from spotify for that?


That's okay bears and rabbits can still be friends 🫂 https://image.nostr.build/4a7743cde36e9f97f16ebc374094d2dc62126682b64814bac5989c44745074ce.jpg


Twitch


Gaza


But 🐻❄ is cute 😆


Big Dick Bee https://image.nostr.build/3cf0fdfbd5bd79db92019c8ec26eedf82f7500ba1f37ac354b6798a5030d861f.jpg


Boringly


Wokeness


That's a new style! You trend setter!


Which 70% remains?


Netflix's WWII series is unreal! Don't know how they upscaled the footage so well. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt28756878/


Can confirm. Once had the experience of being tased in the eyeball, can't see anymore


#nostrleaks

https://image.nostr.build/e6aa23bfd042a3797690c4731bdc0d7dca3cbb07d4c697c478895f38d6c252b0.gif


No free food?


*except craig wright


🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅
nostr:nevent1qqszynurjqztw6m62llxlrx48t0ah4ua2tdrm74kxrq0qmpj7ay3tmcprpmhxue69uhhqatzd35kxtnjv4kxz7tfdenju6t0qgs0ep9sr6aa2cyae5lnyrsq0g5wffw7zxqcsvnmyg8pj8d5gulm5gsrqsqqqqqpkhery2


Blue Steel https://image.nostr.build/5e786ef22f60ed19262f227082182b50feac2aac5fd0f8940ef2bb27e24fc1fd.jpg


I'm just glad somebody saw that reply! 😆


They aren't even worth the efforts


OMG he actually nailed it 🤣🤣 nostr:note1yf8c8yqyka4h54l7d7xd2wklm0te65k68hatvvxq7pkr9a6fzhhs4ljlpa


Amen! What a turnout for that country!


That use to be gunshots!


Why donates to starving children when you could be zapping Fat Bear! nostr:note1swltsl0y7l7rd6dja4g4re9ay5c998s2nt6hrcw67f94fx7cc5lq2u9hvw


Why donates to starving children when you could be zapping Fat Bear!


Oh no! Is that like the word whom must not be named?


okay well you can have a nap now!


Yeah man all problems solved, go back to sleep.


Texas?


Ahh but you have to try hiding it a little bit


Prices controls suck balls. I'm sure nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a can articulate that much nicer 😆


😬

nostr:note16n3gdlp7x5sskyylul5sfxtnzv3f0yhskje5t6rq9wwq87klqhzqwdxup5


Still 100% to go!


nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 you cunt.

Can I join in on this fun?


Lyn's great!


Hide!


Time to glue your eyes open


That's why you have nostrich friends!


Methheads are weird


Worth it!


You got attachments for the chair? 🤣


That's too human-like


Good for you! Bitcoin job next?


You dead !


Well at least you don't feel 110!

GM 👋


0 but the average payout per youtube video will also be 0.


When will somebody become a full time nostrich? That is their main income source is #zaps ?


Doing gods work friend 🫂


Zappy eels


Fuck yeah!


When we die
We go bye bye


My favourite bible passage.

2 Kings 2:23-25

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeeredb at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a cursec on them in the named of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. And he went on to Mount Carmele and from there returned to Samaria.


I'm still writing it, but it's almost like a cook book. Speak, cookies, steak...


Nom nom nom nom


Because you're waiting for a transaction to confirm?


Me ate too much ... nah only jokes. https://image.nostr.build/c40d2ac057f17ce6c5db097cf7c9561b3c53532d4320a40db50c14f69d47b7ad.jpg


Move humans I need fresh tracks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0USXgCLwFk&feature=youtu.be


Why'd you leave?


Started in 1971


I think you don't really see the problem Bitcoin solves until you're out in the real world seeing your wages be stolen.  They will come with time.


GM NVK


Think wallets are easier for normies to understand


That's great friend 🫂


One day I'll be bigger than my cuddle buddy! #bearstr

https://image.nostr.build/67790d01c97149ee827a431acd633f0d73ee7a1ba3d72bfab9a15cbbd88836df.jpg


That's clearly 2 panda bears!


Whose waiting for NIP69 😜


Gotta make sure your cuddle buddies are comfortable!


Hmm okay.


More steak, less green shit


Why still using cuckbase?


What is this a dip for ants?


All kinds, I'm no pizza racist


Make pizza not war


And we appreciates you!


GM 👋


Pure gold


They all out. Should have got in earlier


Yeah probably same 😆


I wonder what my social credit score would be in china 🤔


Sure, but only one is best


Bitcoin belly is better than laser eyes


Feeding time!


Why move so much? You digital nomading?


And if you hear a jolly fat bear, it's me coming to eat your cookies. https://image.nostr.build/f34b3af8995a73dd162d35aa5822f5a8ad6c5687c1650c5ec89cd55e9dd88b6b.jpg


#bearstr https://image.nostr.build/e09531d5442fc79d4ebaefc1093646e2896d3fe9a61e90f31d7dd4872d45db4c.jpg


Never too old to have a cuddle buddy #bearstr https://image.nostr.build/fc9663367681298582b21caceea06e6259dadec68c6007da6e11edd5a760ffc8.jpg


😁 love a good nap!


Be funny if they lost the keys


Especially a fat one 🐻!


Food


There's more pixels in a potato camera


Just zap plebs instead?


Hell yeah!


That gives me hope for future generations, not so sobering.


Do emperor penguins have emperors as leaders?


What's on everyone's mind today?


What's wrong with it?


You know he does!


Lions are still just cats, new notes won't change that fact


Lions are still just cats


Right!


Two people/apes milking sheep whilst their boss yells at them


Famous but known as a meme

https://image.nostr.build/9bd8ad832a60d5f16acbcd1133d54b38299778cc25a7709bcfdfb5ff2bd4f0d7.jpg


What do you study?


AbOuT WhAt?


I'm waiting for a large ETF to blowup after running fractional reserves 😆


Fat Bear loves you🐻🐻❄


https://image.nostr.build/80b979a9a61c0d2ffbfb419ea7369175badbb3113f11bca9766b0126b2bf87ae.jpg  nostr:note1js43hnvar9nvuhxhwnl02zr7wuc6rctuhl6hl7rrdldg8eupgemqkkhun4


Watermelon all day


I normally wouldn't bother looking, but there's something about being called a psychopath that's gets me amped up! nostr:note12f5vggew4pzdvyh9k2ty5hkd8eskrmsrqu0zyyd35hgkpgurpw7qrtrmsn


I normally wouldn't bother looking, but there's something about being called a psychopath that's gets me amped up!


Ahh, your 15 new scars will be a good reminder.


Who did the cooking? That's 15 lashes


Hodler, Satoshi and Printers 🫂


We good sir


Love you friends 🫂


GM 👋


Okay I see two sasquatches holding nukes


"We're DINKS" okay losers

https://image.nostr.build/22f27e3170177388119179be9cdc561ce3de5bd4982d75b0b332a1607f7a6fe1.jpg


Do you want to secure your seed phrase?? Send the 24 words to Fat Bear, and I'll look after them for you!

#clearlyajoke


GM my silly nostriches 🫂


It's a trade off I am willing to make


I dunno bro, you messing with the wrong bear!

You see I'm a fiat bear 😆


There is no escape from the fortress of #bitcoin


Zap me?.🐻 nostr:note10s0xhwpl6793sfazc7z8y9fpvcc9hlwlahxyhjg326ufzlx8yg6s0y93wr


Bears gives you cheap sats, be thankful.


I thought we were friends 🖕


Stay cute nostr! #bearstr
https://m.primal.net/HSZN.jpg


What's the go with the spam from this nose? #asknostr nostr:npub1u5y7tda9nzuuh6nrmxfh24rt30azmnk26avmcn6e8c39qnfqfnhs6dtkrd ??
https://m.primal.net/HSZM.jpg


GTA6 is a shitcoin


Normies be like you heard about bitcoin? https://image.nostr.build/e0802e526e073469aabd520014267a22f6120ccdccd9e580c0271788cd246708.png


Haha


It's that time of the cycle I guess


Bear?
https://m.primal.net/HSZJ.jpg


Bears enjoyed your company as well friend. We'll meet again soon


Wait this isn't true?
https://m.primal.net/HSUV.jpg


Cook me a steak


Yet they still survive, for now ...


Am I fatter than Lizzo? https://image.nostr.build/c40d2ac057f17ce6c5db097cf7c9561b3c53532d4320a40db50c14f69d47b7ad.jpg  nostr:note1j2jde7k7ncyejhutq7tmkfg0v8a2jr3pwcx8mte7dt9t22lun2sqhuecfd


She's even fatter than me https://image.nostr.build/c40d2ac057f17ce6c5db097cf7c9561b3c53532d4320a40db50c14f69d47b7ad.jpg


I have a dream that one day people will be judged on their choice of chain, and not by their fiat.


Steak hands!


It's like puberty


More people need to understand this nostr:note1y8326wtvz49rn6tmdu3vmq4jgmfza6rzgx37uyk8uss4hskd3ffsfp0mze


Who needs rizz when you have #bitcoin


Satoshi


What's for dinner? Shall i come around at 8?


Don't stack too hard, don't wanna wreck yourself


nostr:note1d65st7twaq4elw8xt7whzut64n06kd2aqtr7zcyxlytdksppl3gq7730ef

https://open.spotify.com/track/5CGDrFkXmbdetIgUt77V9g?si=2c99c710bd8445f0

We'll be up, up and away. So whatever.


Yeah but working allows you to not sell bitcoin


I didn't bitch


STEAK! 😋🤤


Winter is nap time 🐻


Meh, 40k 😴


Good strat!


Me likey !


Explain like a wear a mask in a car by myself


Freaky time 👋


Some bears will be okay 🤫🐻


nostr:note1j37p76y7z2hq2ckgkcsg67lv70026hrwp76xhvfzpsuhcmj5wjxstzxsha

Motherfuckers blaming us for their shitty policies


What's cashu?


nostr:note1mhj6hkmcedrdvvjnjt8hgls4j6q276m3wh997kw3av37w80k2e7qqzyuug

Fiat Economics and finance is designed to be confusing. "I don't understand it, best leave it to the experts"


😂 I sleep normal, was just asking for a friend of course.


Just in it for the naps


What if you sleep with your eyes open?


Always!


What's going on #bitcoin peeps!? Don't get too jacked up over 40K. Long way to go, must overthrow fiat slavery.


nostr:note15hqxfa0h65dhtg5adn2qh64xpcyf2x0e24nzx6kn0yqk0spdepaq9ma458

nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 or nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg ? Trying primal now. Let's see


dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge


Maybe a bear as well. Just in case we need to get rid of some bodies


You're welcome, any time friend


Me no speak monkey


Alright alright, just a suggestions 😁


It's relative to how old you are.
1 year when you're 10 is 10% of your life, but is 2% when you're 50.


I hear Somalia is nice this time of year!


I could eat


A snake can shed it's skin, but it's still a snake.


Yellow is a little slut


Too bad there's no water left after all those transactions


Hi bob


nostr:npub164q77tjgxrewz4pu30wyqy5van4sv2cgcl3l20g5z4fdtadupn7qkwdr36 is silly everyday!


Not everyone’s problems are important


Left right left right left


NiCe one! What comes next I wonder?


Friendly reminder that my node will never run PoS or increase the 21M cap. Why don't .ethheads understand this? https://image.nostr.build/aad16f8f3ad20ca722bc85f802af6c2766d60c151803766cd2cc3bdbd64f1e9c.jpg


#CharlieMunger cause of death was an overdose of rat posion


What if he didn't die, and it's all a cover up??


I sneered so loudly my cave stared to shake 🐻🫨


That can't be real, right? 🤞🤞 west needs help


You're too kind ☺


I'm glad I don't know who all of them are, only about half


Retired boomer yells at cloud


Crypto is a Solution to nothing searching for a problem.


Some people still think the dollar is backed by gold, that's how early we are.


Don't forget


Don't forget 3


Bears are the best!


Perfect dinner!.🐻😆


Which type of bear is best? Correct answers only!


Let them cry to mommy


I've got the "hopeless" part down. Still working on the romantic bit.


Thinks makes me want to slow dance with someone again.


Eat, sleep, stack, repeat.


When was the last time the economy operated in a free and open market??


That's good!


Exactly! Unless, god forbids, you get suckered into Sunday school.


Just change your timezone, and it's still Sunday!


GM wedgey


Bear bed! 😍


I could eat


Me only feels hungrys


Never trust a vegan


Stupid typing.🤦


Never trust a vagan


"2 weeks to flatten the curve"

Never forget


Look at all those people not buying sats.

https://bfcm.stripe.dev


You are right about me being bearish on fiat


But I want it now !


#bearstr https://image.nostr.build/cb1f6b9b373b504e24dc5d10f8a7e54f45ab250190f5c56f0199cdf230a5005f.jpg


You're awesome!


Hype train!!


The 5 Bs of Bitcoin:
Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy and Buy


Take a nap


My view is that killing people is bad. Apparently that pisses off both sides 🙄


Updated Damus to 1.6. Let's go!

#introductions


What does entrenched inflation mean?


Nice one silly!


Bear buddy! 🐻🐻❄


Hi nostrish friends 🐻🫂


Y'all need to work out how to share screens better 😆


Watching now!


😆 https://image.nostr.build/ff1854dfb5cad1244e928fd960da3e48da82ef97aa1a4ed128ea121da5f21988.gif


Yes. Problem?


"He was a boy, she was a girl", oh shit your cancelled now


I ain't no loser


Fuck yeah australia! Eat the beef!


I could eat


Where's the steak??


Don't be hatin' on bears now


Trust me, bears shit in the woods


How many bears does it take to change a lightbulb? none, bears can see in the dark you blind primates


Dang, they still haven't found him?😮


Hi friend 🐻🫂


Never too old to have a cuddle buddy #bearstr https://image.nostr.build/fc9663367681298582b21caceea06e6259dadec68c6007da6e11edd5a760ffc8.jpg


Always!


#bearstr https://image.nostr.build/785031d44a3ee9c54b72d85b646da69eae7e0f34e8ad15d146f614ef39bc4ec0.jpg


Bonus point??? 🙏


I had to strech 2 stories to get the points though. Could easily score 4 😆🐻


I also got 6! We be boring


#[2] 🫂


Hi silly!


I'm gonna need an explanation on that one, thanks


I've never actually had coffee in my life


*100,000,000 sats


100,000,000 100% guarantee


My point bitcoin price target for end of 2024: 100,000,000.


All wrong. Correct answer is 1.


Hi silly. Umbrel sells prebuilt nodes ready to go.


That's a big corn you have


Well said


Let's go. Your fists vs my murder mittens


Fuck you


#bearstr https://image.nostr.build/766af5f2f2467022bde89e35a4123e485dc6a5953aa624e6f186a643b35b9fc7.jpg


I'd assume bots


Plug your phone in please


Haha, I have no delusions. I am still loser.


Spooooooooooky


Hi friends


Snooze


When you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life. Be like Mike, love what you do. https://image.nostr.build/9ddfc784d6a8a066a9f4219797101c64d9894429d57132a4a207e32f322104c8.jpg


OMG russia attack Ukraine?! https://image.nostr.build/e0802e526e073469aabd520014267a22f6120ccdccd9e580c0271788cd246708.png


War is just a shitty human invention


Share food, make friends. Simples.


My temporary care of a snake would end up with either or both us dead, so you've done better than me!


Give me a big cuddly bear any day. https://image.nostr.build/70f81dc0d602719628dc35ec7df599ed031ee8c3e44cd1bb3a8a146d426a8198.jpg


Oh fuck that


Hmm. How much tongue do I need to use?


Can i squash it first?


Australian's are weird, aren't they? 😆 nostr:note1k5ktdn84hhhkzcdtnyhnagj2v006jwfc9zlm0uxtpphqqjkju5vq0y207m


😆 . Do you have a dedicated Edge VM just to open it ?


Come find me


Never doubted Grazer!

https://image.nostr.build/748dda4ede6d56879e39e082ad79d881519a548692c9983417a57d97fd13af12.png


Based on the flag, I'd say the cross winds in your expectations provide enough challenges


Why can't I reply?


GRAZER for the win! Look at her cute ears 🐻🐻 nostr:note1ramulnnl399ja5sl8pv3vxumhc5na58j2xrl0hnrt0yu7xmxnu9q2g8fhx


Let's go Grazer! My pick from day 1!


Classic Trudeau

https://image.nostr.build/cda753f38bf9c864cd7bf648ac227d82cc792ccc8e860ac5ee2210ecabd290d1.jpg


OOOOOOOOF


That's rad


Big boy!


So cute!


Otis is the boat, but had a lean year 🥺


Let's go Grazer!

#FatBearWeek

https://image.nostr.build/3fcc2c84abf26e3e305f1f0687e5570ff179dafc5094361385dcaaea2abd5a36.png


Do you think Grazer is pregnant? Otherwise she had a good eating season!


Grazer for her ears!


#[0] is the BOAT. The Biggest of all Time!

FAT BEARS! 🐻🐻🐻


Good bear!


Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat. Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat. Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.

Fat bear week! nostr:note143mau9wgmax5l6pg5m3lzahl8pr7mz3xyspz2t3n9n87sy9uuxhqctnjkz


Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat. Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat. Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.Fat.

Fat bear week!


Can't taper a ponzi

https://image.nostr.build/a3b9e05edf09cbc3820b8907e64c2bfd5809e7c23d6d296bdebd5be3c9af0368.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a3b9e05edf09cbc3820b8907e64c2bfd5809e7c23d6d296bdebd5be3c9af0368.jpg


Awesome work 🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨


Eyes like Ted Bundy 👍


Keep up the good work!


Good pick!


Can't see them


Chunky lidar systems needed! 🐻😆


I don't think my client supports poles. So I vote all bears🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻


That would be golden


It's FAT BEAR WEEK

https://explore.org/fat-bear-week


Bitcoin > Paper Bitcoin.

Just in case you're still holding PB and needed a reminder.


Don't drop soap


Epstein's list released


What about bears?


Bears beat goats, everytime! 🐻


Kk good to know


There's still a large population that don't know! Here in the nostr/bitcoin eco-chamber we over estimate the size of our crowd and under estimate the normie crowd.


I'm posting from inside your house!


Then boom, new blocks in a couple of minutes


You're welcome 🙂


Error


Mainlining heroin into my veins.


Chocolate milk is better than coffee


Butter is just milk


Talking to friends! 👍


Cute bear, I'm sure he stacks


No me!.


Remember when the mempool was cleared and we had 1sat/vB transactions? Fat Bear remembers. https://image.nostr.build/76e8fd5509f8ebf3bd4e0d6a1513e692010019e4dc2e55429a1e07ee931040c1.jpg


Well that can't be true, I'm on here...


Threads is still a thing?


But I like sleeping!


Stack harder!


Stop committing crimes and you'll be fine


Welcome back friend 👋


I love that he doxxed BigBum Crypto's balance as well


If i ever open a restaurant my vegan options will be:
1. Whole Tomato - 1,000,000 sats.

That's it, that's all.


Too much penis butter


It's that time of the month again, where one old dude decides the price of money. Goofy system.

Fuck your puts, Fuck your calls,
Jerome Powell has you by the balls. https://image.nostr.build/4bd00a5281959e79fcb1b13e35be3b9fce1d23647da2f497005b0c5d40efe45f.jpg


What else is there to talk about??


Do it


I'm clean bear! I bathe!


Damn


I'm guesting those boxes aren't ASICs and mining equipment


He's just trying to help! 😍


Bye bye 👋


If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?


Nobody said Ostriches, 🙄 nostr:note15qayqz84mw8cwq8pse5405lqyxzlhg65l3w5qqdv7qjuewdldtdqjk9vfa


Probably a meme we're missing

https://image.nostr.build/7e6ae687905906055aad34d77dfb27dd3d8ebc51b1b13db86d0b4d899853edb9.jpg


Why have Capybara's popularity shot up recently? I feel like I'm missing something?


Love the high class trash pandas😍


1. Bears
2. Beavers

What animal is next best?


self five!


That number is so big, people can't comprehend what it means.


High calorie hippos ?


Must have eaten at taco bell, that gives you the explosive shits!


That works for us developers and technical minded people, but not general populous?


Okay good! plebs not pedos, like other islands


Trying this for sure!


Always thank the bears for cheap sats 🐻🫡


I hope you enforce a minimum age for this island!


I heard it was #zapathon time ! https://image.nostr.build/e0802e526e073469aabd520014267a22f6120ccdccd9e580c0271788cd246708.png


Lame, I guess you gotta give the other animals a chance?


Bears not an option?


If it were anywhere else in the world you'd be getting the runs, but Singapore should be okay.


Nice pyramid as well!


Haha, this is gold 😅

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xJiuATiBduw


👋 #[0]
 https://image.nostr.build/4c879fbef95d9394b2b4fb3a807ef3c3093ee078b6ac8703307268302ab5cfe9.jpg


What's the tax like in switzerland? Is that not similar?


Chonky boy!?


Any love for Clippy?


#bearstr https://image.nostr.build/5a7980ddd2c9722a2ed6e44d5d23844c0a67ef86c14eb910206cff87c865f027.jpg


🤣 your time will come


A Bitkini for men  !


What's a freeport?


Rich in hope, kindnesses and friendships. It's the nostr way.


As a non brit, what are the cameras/fines for?


What an idoit


You wouldn't dare! We friends


So I can just send myself 100K sats onchain and get fatbear@wos?


🖐 hi friend


Shout, shout, let it all out! nostr:note1x40lk6y2rycgwv26gmpqs23t0cjcsd90vqzt5h42grxkadecvq9s6mu5h4


I'll eat you before you can blink. 😆


I could eat https://image.nostr.build/c40d2ac057f17ce6c5db097cf7c9561b3c53532d4320a40db50c14f69d47b7ad.jpg


I'll chow down on those fucker's meat like nothing they've ever seen


Thank the bears for cheap sats!


Vaccinations are risk free https://image.nostr.build/982ec2a1a73f33007cbf03080322f7fae2ced9207f0fd1b27cfd3a840d1283b6.jpg


Fuck your puts, Fuck your calls,
Jerome Powell has you by the balls. https://image.nostr.build/4bd00a5281959e79fcb1b13e35be3b9fce1d23647da2f497005b0c5d40efe45f.jpg


I watch and laugh from a distance


Nap time


They'll be gone in 7.4 years


must be Mexico's little guy


Is that a USB-C port?


I'll be grilling up those bulls as steaks. 🐻🤤


Is that where the mexican's came from?


Like last time but 10x. Can't wait


Bear wildlife protection


Alien or not? I'm going no. https://image.nostr.build/78febcbf863579120cdc9aee815ad18af51498462040bab352115793fe857a0f.jpg


More trees. Less peeps.


You're so untrustworthy everyone know you'll pull a ZBD and choose positive vibes. I ain't playing your roasting games.


Ask for a roast, and can't handle it.

https://image.nostr.build/20917fc56eb9cec955dfd2178017a55f506b1825756db3c7b00ba3200b0f1dd8.gif nostr:note1p229g2ek082ryz3gcnrkxcyww9eff7tavjz3qtclps558u9sy9vqfn0ypu


Me, 5 minutes ago 😆😆


Tone doesn't translate well in test


I know, I know. My comment was just a playful jab at you 😀🫂


I didn't know you were a shitcoiner 😆


The phone when you accidentally find yourself on Mars!

https://image.nostr.build/12b4dad20e03f145c94c1e44393cbecfcefedf1feb85e6ed1f3766460026d9e9.png


Taylor Swift


Babies aren't dishwasher safe, who knew 🤷


I prefer saying value rather than price. Price anchors bitcoin to fiat.


Why dollars and not sats directly?


Freedom doesn't come freely


"lucky"


You need to get a pet bear to scary away the zombies for them!


Hasn't they been doing those trials for last few years?


Isn't vitalick butthole, o whatever his name is, vegan?


Damn, if she was wearing it at the time you'd have some good quality blood diamonds


Yeah looks pretty old. Belongs in a museum 😆


I want to eat T-Rex wings! nostr:note1jjvdt2elf5c6qdusukvesv5jryxyuyneft662dtgjace9g48wlns3q29ms


Old


It's telling you to take a nap because you're tired


Look at mr fancy thesaurus over here


Who?


Good bear!


He was trying his best!


Influencers influence influencers


Looks like dinner for 1!


Good bear! https://image.nostr.build/6241f4973defbcc1bd84f220c58dc2570bce4ee447c80943e0856e81d4d8eb05.jpg


I prefer: Fat, fatter, fattest! But this works too


They won't unchain the people, rather give them just enough candy to stay put.


I was hoping he was stuck in Crimea. 🤷


Is his nose as big as it looks online?s


The live streamer douche?


Still running app store version with zaps 🫡


All whites


fatbear

Me Fat Bear
Bears, Bitcoin and dank memes 🤙🤙


Zapped


Oh cool! Hadn't seen that account before 🤙🤙


Let's remove every from f inwards "poo"


He's at least 45


100% to go


I don't see it appearing in the list of zaps?


### ⚡ Zap Wave #3 ⚡

made by #[116]

### ⚡ zapped pubkeys ⚡
**Please avoid replying to this post and tag me instead to not spam people with notifications.**

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