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 Canada is run by a giant faggot.

#grownostr 
 Uh…yeah 
 Watching LOTR with my kids. I couldn't hold off any longer. 
 Good man. I am waiting eagerly in the wings. 
 Computer shopping. What are your thoughts on Windows 11 vs. Windows 10?

#computers #asknostr #gr... 
 They both work fine. 
 Hey, I don’t remember saying that, but I agree. 
 Oh yes, baby. It’s messy, very messy. 
 Motion to only refer to Jamie Dimon as “Jeffrey Epstein’s Banker” from now on.

All those i... 
 Aye! 
 Hey @NVK, There's a typo in the copy; "localy" should be "locally". Nice page. Dig. 
 Got my quarter pound of beef delivered last night, shook my ranchers hand, paid with... a check. ... 
 Checks are handheld UTXOs.  
 WSJ writer Eric Niiler (eric.niiler@wsj.com) doesn't realize that once water evaporates, it eventually falls to the ground claiming "Some of the cooling water used by power plants evaporates and is no longer available for anything else. "

https://www.wsj.com/science/environment/bitcoin-water-cryptocurrency-transactions-mining-607f46e9

#changethecode

https://m.primal.net/HSmU.jpg 
 Are you bullshit enough? 

#asknostr #Bitcoin

nostr:note1786026fkp0cnr964anhcr6tfld0ngymllp2z2r7... 
 Definitely not bullshit enough.  
 GOD has a plan 
 ...and it doesn't appear to favor ostriches. 
 Increasingly worthless dollars are YOLOing into more durable products faster than state economists can study history.
https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20231130-why-americans-yolo-spending-attitude-baffles-economists
#grownostr #bitcoin #inflation @walker 
 lmfao this shit is about to get insane 
 Ah, preparing for caps. I see.  
 nostr:note1ajdamm0qf3t2wp40jq2f9dl5w44m8rtanm807rtn8ru6qm2qw5dq0cf84a

Great app, but I’m not using the wallet until I understand this. 
 Except that a name and email is needed to activate the Lightning wallet. Not sure what that’s about @miljan
https://m.primal.net/HRuF.png 
 "Conspiracy theorist and pseudoscientist who wrote one of the more important histories of the Federal Reserve.

Some people who we can't find information on, and the New York Times, claim that his theories have been debunked."

I'd be honored to have such a bio. 
 "People are mad about eggs costing more, but they'll still buy a car." 

The bankers are still laughing, and obviously not getting squeezed hard enough. Time to stop buying new cars and send these guys into a different profession. 

#endthefed

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/beigebook202311.htm 
 I’ll admit, I was pretty excited about Impervious before its release, but the UX is just really... 
 It's DOA. I was hoping this would be "email on nostr".  
 An acute case of rat poisoning. 
 He called it. 
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Apparently someone is trying to inscribe a 1.5mb video in 400kb chunks. 🤦‍♂️ 
 I need to try #Robosats once. I need to cross that line and get out of my comfort zone. 
 Hop on in friend. The water’s fine. 
 SHOW ME YOUR MINERS 🫡🔥

I want pics & deets.
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇... 
 Pretty! 
 Critical thinking and 3rd grade math are a potent combo. #grownostr 
 If you are an employer it is important to use coinjoin so your employees do not know your company... 
 A bank is essentially a large coinjoin. 
 gm

Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real? 
 The "chicken tax" is actually ridiculous. Worth the Wikipedia dive. This is how Ford circumvents the regulation with their Transit Connects: "The vehicles are exported from Turkey on ships owned by Wallenius Wilhelmsen Logistics (WWL), arrive in Baltimore, and are converted back into light trucks at WWL's Vehicle Services Americas, Inc. facility by replacing rear windows with metal panels and removing the rear seats and seat belts.[1] The removed parts are not shipped back to Turkey for reuse, but shredded and recycled in Ohio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tax 
 Today's episode is pretty spicy. I gave a legal disclaimer at the beginning so @BitcoinMagazine d... 
 Any episode with a legal disclaimer is gonna pack a lil heat. Good on ya. Stack ‘em up and prosper. 
 lmao nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u is currently recording... 
 Baller. 
 Amazon is becoming Wish.com. 
 Are there as many cancers as there are unnatural foods? 
 Friendly reminder to ride or die trying. $boost
https://youtu.be/HcfEZnG2zYo?si=caIWGjGIkyhClWc1 
 I'll be arriving in Tokyo AT MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN. This bodes well? 
 Stay moisturized.  
 Good morning.

My node is highly regarded. 
 Gm plz blow your node 
 node/noder 
 Nodo/Noda/Nodi 
 what if you are the node? 
 I identify as the node. 
 Yes, I'm Dr. van Nostrand from the clinic. I need Elaine Benes's chart; she's a patient of mine and she's not going to make it. It's, uh, very bad, very messy. 
 They'll approve just before the halving for maximum bag pumpage. $boost 
 nostr:note15uxdryh80fxzcew9sx75q6vdevmz96sr420t8npsaad63jugx3rswsdx0x Everyone's in it for themselves. The longer the SEC waits, the more time BlackRock and gang have to stack corn. Gensler and co. want more time to stack, too. These people are greedy like you and me. 
 FEELS LIKE INSIDERS TRADING AN ETF ANNOUNCEMENT - STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS 
 They'll approve just before the halving for maximum bag pumpage. $boost 
Event not found
 Yes? If the custody part is left out, doesn’t it describe both? 
 Thank you for explaining that. Makes sense. 
Event not found
 (chewing sounds) Is this free?