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 GM Nostr, 

 It's about time a #MAN# spoke out about women commentating on men's sport. ITV has a woman head commentator for the #rugbyworldcup# she has an awful lisp. It sounds like daffy duck is commentating! She would never get a job reading audio books. Praise to women's sport but talk about YOUR sport not ours. Kevin Keegan should be praised for speaking out but he'll probably get thrown in jail!

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 GM Nostr, 

 #Rugbyworldcuproundup# It was good to see Portugal getting an 18.18 draw with Georgia and climbing up the world ranking. Georgia beat Wales last winter so on paper Australia should beat Wales tonight but it is the world cup so that all goes out the window. The worst thing about the Georgia/Portugal game was the HEAD commentator was a #woman! With a lisp!# and another one in the TMO box. Just because rugby is a blood sport doesn't mean we need bleeders in the commentary box and especially in the TMO box. England had their walk in the park against Chile winning  71.0. Easily the best game so far was Ireland just beating the Saffas 13.8 showing the world why they are ranked 1 and 2 respectively. Crunching defence, great attacking from both teams with an all male commentary and TMO team. Let's hope there's more of that! 
 GM Nostr 

#Rugbyworldcuproundup# Italy coming from behind at half time to a kiwi-threatening victory over the Ugies 38.17 which means Italy go top of their group with 10 points followed by the frogs on 8 and the kiwis wallowing on 5 at the half way mark of the group stage. I can't see Namibia giving the French any problems and for their last game against Italy the French will put out their D-team to 1: rest their stars and 2: to pressure the shit out of the kiwis and send them home. They maybe sharing a flight home with the Aussies unless the team can get it together under that 24 caret wanker Eddie Jones. If that shit does hit the proverbial fan I don't want the Saffa's to win but I don't want the trophy going north of the equator either to come on Fiji!

CD 
 #rugbyworldcuproundup# well the Kiwis, paddy's  and saffa's got their expected walks in the park but a different story for the Aussies going down 22.15 to a strong Fiji. I counted 6 penalties the Aussies gave away when they were in an attacking position and a female commentator adding to my frustration. England's reject coach Eddie Jones takes Australia back on the losing path with the shit or bust match with wales on Sunday. The Japs gave the poms a run for their money until the poms scored a highly controversial try. The ball was passed out from the ruck then hit a poms on the forearm,  traveled forward and hit a bald pom on the bonce and another poms picked it up and scored. So up we go to the TMO room and fuck me there's another women in there! This time some old bag from Ireland calling the shots. All she looked at was the ball the ball bouncing off baldy's going forward but didn't look at the ball hitting the forearm that traveled forward onto baldy's bonce. Fuck off ladies. Ruin your game not ours.

Regards,

CD 
 GM Nostr, 

 #rugbyworldcuproundup# I have to say the rugby so far is looking great. The little guys running in a few tries here and there, and the frogs getting a slight bomb scare last from the Ugies. Try scoring opened by Uruguay and the frogs struck straight back. I'm thinking the Ugies are gonna cause problems and I realized the ref and both touch judges were Kiwis. Their gonna make the frogs work for it after that seeing to they were given a few days before. It was 13.5 to the frogs then the Ugies score a great try but there's an obstruction call and it goes to the TMO and to my horror in the control room 2 young birds and a young guy in charge of the decision in the #mens# rugby world cup tournament! #fuckoff#! Women work and adjudicate in women's rugby, and you can fuck off out of the commentary box an'all. Then the TMO kids with a combined age of 80 max. Disallowed the try. Then I realized the kiwi refs want the frogs to win cause then if the kiwis lose to the Ugies they'd probably still get through the group. Final score 27.12 . Great rugby so far but please, ladies, stick with your game and fuck off outta ours.

Kind regards,

CD 
 GM Nostr 
Prince Charles getting Saudi prince pubic hair from his teeth, what that family will do to sell fighter jets.

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 GM Nostr, 

 #RugbyRoundUp# Well, well what a cracker of a game to open the world cup! The kiwis scoring a try inside the 1st 2 minutes but unable to convert. #TheFrogs# came back with  2 penalty kicks and took the lead 6.5. The kiwis hit back with a penalty kick to retain the lead 8.6 but it was short lived with the frogs scoring a 3rd penalty kick leading 9.8 at the break. Then to my horror a woman co-commentator putting in her 2 cents! Fuck off and cover the women's rugby, not ours!
 The kiwis hit back early in the 2nd half with another conversionless try to take the lead for a 3rd and final time 13.9. Then the frogs turned it on with a converted try followed by 2 penalty kicks to a comfortable 22.13 lead with only minutes to go and then BAM! A great try for the frogs to put the icing on the cake and win 27.13, the kiwis heaviest world cup defeat ever! Looks like the kiwis maybe sharing a flight home with the aussies at the end of the group stage, wouldn't that be a turn up for the books? Now all we need is for the argies  to turn over the poms and the porridge wogs to turn over the saffas! I intentionally didn't mention the aussie game but with that reject of a coach Eddie Jones at the helm and losing 5 out of 5 since the prick took over I feel Georgia could come up with the goods.
 But seriously, we don't need or want women commentating on men's sport even if half of em have dicks nowadays.

CD