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 why is Meta so stupid?! 
 going to delete #nostr account, just too much #replyguy #spam… :-( 
 anybody know what the situation is with these #replyguy spam bots on nostr? been blocking for over a week and they just don’t stop :-(
#sos #help #spam #nostr  
 why does Marcie keep calling Peppermint Patty “Sir”? #CharlieBrown 
> to the interwebz!!! 
 might activate #netflix again just so I can rewatch #Psych tv series for the 2nd time. :’-(

otherwise maybe watch #monk a second time

hard choice 

 #firstworldproblem  
 07:30 pm and trying to not fall asleep #zzz #sleep #tired  
 behind every man, is a fart he’s hoping nobody will pick up on. 
#fart #joke #funny 
 few things as nice as coming home from a morning out and taking a warm shower to wash off the sunscreen. 
 #happy #summer #beach  
 when I walk past people in a corridor or sidewalk, I hold my breath. 
#ocd  
 As open and honest as you want to be. No gurantees people will believe you, care, or like what yo... 
 thanks!  will do that then ;-) 
 how open and transparent are we allowed to be on here…? #confess #secret  
 submitted three posts to @fesshole@mastodon.social and hope it drifts off into the distance. :’-( 
 never seen so much #spam with the #replyguy #bots on #nostr 
 
 set the scene: corridor / sidewalk / staircase
limited space
two people come from the front
one in middle doesnt move behind the other guy
you have to then squash against the effing wall or wait for them to pass
*&^%$ off man
show some common #decency #respect  
 when someone shows you something a design idea that they're excited about hope you would be too, but you struggle to see past the fact that it's from a trend 20 years ago ... 
 #design :-( 
 can’t even look at the trending sections of these sites without being bombarded by political junk #FFS 

this reminds me why I keep deleting all my accounts everywhere

ignorance truly is bliss  
 SO. sick. of. every. site. having. a. trillion. posts. on. #politics
why does the rest of the world have to read about if effing #kamala #trump every effing second?!! 
oh + constantly pump in #woke garbage & you basically have almost every site out there on the internet now. #FFS  
 kept hearing seagulls, which isn’t impossible, it’s just a bit far from the beach where we stay. 

turns out it someone’s phone on a low volume that has a tiktok video on repeat and it’s the cackling laughter that sounds like a distant seagull… 

#wtf #bird #fooledme 
 yo yo yooo...anybody know of some funny illustrators or web comics on here? :-D  (not marvel / dc comics) 
 got a call from the #police . they said you filed a missing persons report for “grumpy me” so now I have to go undercover again 
;-) :-O :-D 
#SmilesForMiles #grumpy 
 
 finally finished the meds this morning from the #dentist as a prep for our #romantic date to have my root canal done on friday.

🦷🪥👨🏻‍⚕️🌹😭
 
...also, 5 glasses of #water and 4x #coffee later and i can finally keep my eyes open, was dehydrated probably... 
 rewatching #Psych now for the second time. just finished watching it for the 1st time, but nothing else is filling the void. #sad #Psychos #psycho #pineapple
🍍🍍🍍 
 I just want to follow silly #illustrations and #comics on here. need to find some first...  
 looking forward to threads being integrated to @openvibe.bsky.social and also for it to work properly from the fediverse.  
 finished watching #Psych TV series last night and my life feels so empty now... :'-( 
 it's friyay dawwwwgzzz. and yes, feeling good babez. 
 feeling good after this coffee... and nah it’s not even proper coffee, it’s instant coffee! :-O oh the shame!!! 
 #coffee