### #eNuts v0.0.4-beta: UI/UX fixes & improvements

- Missing history entries solved
- Auto-check invoice payment in 3s intervals
- Avoid clipboard detection for self-created nuts
- Fix frozen screen while claiming from unknown mint (iOS)
- Avoid swiping back from certain screens
- Fix multimint-swap in mint management -> cash out
- Provide "back" button after disallowing camera access
- Fix scanner black screen after navigating back to it
- Improve UX while scanning nut QR
- Enhance history entry of a multimint-swap TX
- Hide your nuts by pressing app logo in dashboard
- Minor styling fixes

Official links:
- [Testflight](https://testflight.apple.com/join/2pXy9lZ1)
- [Download APK](https://www.enuts.cash/apk/enuts-v0.0.4-beta.apk)
- [Github release history](https://github.com/cashubtc/eNuts/releases)
- [eNuts website](https://www.enuts.cash)


Are you guys selling the bikes+miners?


Cyclists are welcome....

Integral PoW.. Innovative for the gym.. https://video.nostr.build/8dcebb2fb72aa3b98d282eb20e1553ad04bf3219cb4077cfc316d152427f1f5b.mov


This is fucking sick


If you can handle the funk and wubz this playlist is lit af

https://spotify.link/LYJvsCfomDb


Jeffrey Epstein was a CIA asset used to blackmail important people with sex crimes against minors.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/jeffrey-epstein-calendar-cia-director-goldman-sachs-noam-chomsky-c9f6a3ff


https://image.nostr.build/a080b10542d8238dfe787e16ce256b91f04e2305eb6a75974d7dfc4931ebef78.jpg  nostr:note1hjwg0avwp4jhfqdxuhr6fdnx5kacamgvjgfhfw0u5t5e2v66errql77txa


I challenge Joe Biden to a hand to hand combat to the death. If he can beat me, he can continue to lead this country nostr:note1xfyht0wl5haqt4jm3hfqtc8ve742uhy48ujf7prmeaxcm76mnduqxay56h


Instead of a meritocracy based on an arbitrary number of college degrees you have, I propose we go back to the days when the strongest led💪 nostr:note16lwuws9768tly30f2te2unys2635354e22p8chd8v2s3e06yk5qqywq52e


Light work on the incline bench https://image.nostr.build/ae37fca6e28877db8315e8a161f9d2db4bbc5c8ddd257713a07351b4937f5256.jpg


It’s a citrusy seasoning just for flavor to cut the spicy in the garlic. https://image.nostr.build/f9f03673ce169f3f474b99611e9bcd30e516398cb8bef8eda5ba8e1accc331d2.jpg


Clean as in fresh as in dope


My pre work out is a clove of crushed organic garlic, with drizzled honey and tajin on an empty stomach

I actually stole this pre work out idea from Roman Gladiators that used to take garlic cloves before they fought to the death💪 https://image.nostr.build/1d19c16468bc5b91221c17fb368e4e07b9ea1fa5d8bc79ca4b98929c59734fb1.jpg


I had to do a quote note because I forgot to post the pic with this tag lmao.

nostr:note19j4gugrea6k4g8m2a42jzns3ae5n3x82nk0gcz9pququpcxqyw9qp6ngtr


It’s very good quality. Soft fabric and the Zeus logo seems to be well imprinted on


My nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 shirt arrived and this shit is clean AF


Allegations are cheap, easy and bring fame. Surely you are not stupid enough to believe a single allegation against anyone, anywhere at anytime? If so, then go back to sleep. We adults are talking.


US banks have more “off balance sheet” loans than real loans, globally there are over 1 quadrillion $ of unaccounted loans just sitting out there 🤡

https://www.youtube.com/live/2OjkAfP6r1Q?si=QbxERWScgwbjPcLr


Take your Bitcoin off exchange people

https://cointelegraph.com/news/coinbase-holds-5-percent-of-bitcoin-data


Lmao. It’s funny I’m an IT professional for fiat mining and I relate to this on a deep level. See these people that tout themselves as high IQ badasses fighting for cybersecurity and freedom then you see their delusions in their email signature


“A mind that opens to new idea never returns to its original size”

#bitcoin


We literally have leaders that don’t know what a boy or girl is. I don’t think humanity has ever seen such incompetent leadership


Bots are quick to spend that ecash nostr:note14cuwdvp5d4upywutuvmz3nk32xzuq0lmqhha73xjysuptza8rwvql5y09g


Having fun with nostr:npub1dx5q2el8nd4eh3eg9t2e25fd7zuqg7zxz6ldkc3uzgh66ss2yc6st288sj this morning. Go to their profile and get on the test flight if you’re on IOS. Although it is custodial I still think there is reasonable demand for this kind of product.

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


Right they put any reasonable thought about the supply/demand side of XMR aside while they jizz over privacy features


What a loser. You can’t even get into it unless you’re on safari 🤡 https://image.nostr.build/47d80118a5774352769b29f29336bf5fa7477f75d6c8961ff14b364956b2a16b.jpg


I respect the ethos of putting privacy at a high level of priority but their typical train of thought goes something like this:

1. Privacy is extremely important to me <—— respect
2. Bitcoiners just care about getting rich they don’t care about privacy
3. Bitcoin doesn’t have great privacy so *insert shitcoin here*


You mean the same people responsible for gulf of tuncan, jfk assassination, MK ultra, Cuban missle crisis, and many more crimes against humanity would do this kind of thing?!? Shocker


Ashamed that this is who we put in office


So, what do people do when they receive monero? Clearly, they don't hold it.

https://image.nostr.build/5a129fbb1d26b60b216085cab38263bbb78642d5f0fc8cfc66053824a17aad72.jpg


Being a private MoE means nothing if you can’t store value in it, agreed. XMR folks have short time preference, they don’t believe Bitcoin will be able to compete on privacy eventually. I think we’re already 70% of the way there with ecash, lightning and other privacy tools being developed. Bitcoin is 10 years ahead on all other qualifications of money which they often overlook.


Behind the green mask of climate change.

https://image.nostr.build/2e4ca71f063a16debb55d2c817845575eae6b1fa361375edf366811edfb74c99.jpg


Yep!


That’s god damn beautiful


Showing fixed now


I knew it


Is Eden.nostr.land rugged?


What a moron 🤦🏻


Here’s a joke..

Craig Wright


Hey there!


I’m here for you… nostr:note1qxxhdaexjwpyymh8xkv3vcky5ur2hdk2gzzhpz5t4s0jlkagr9hsdthern


Really happy to report that it looks like we're going to be able to make these new precision-milled aluminum enclosures more widely available. It will take several weeks to get things in place, but it is being actively worked on. 🧡 Another big thank you to @MoneroTime (Twitter) for his work on these.
https://image.nostr.build/4b73892ff1e8777bb319abbffa0d85cdf6e430ea248bff1e3cf534a15ca92bb6.png


That’s dope af


We’re winning


True. Coming to the realization you’ve been part of this global delusion is scary shit.


So crazy man


Idk what’s going to wake up the masses but it needs to happen ASAP


Yep the commies got em


Commies


sMiles requiring KYC for 1 cent of bitcoin, what is this communism?!?


Craig Wright is a known homosexual, sorry to hear


Nice buy


That’s ruff 🐶


Funny you should mention that we’re starting an autistic Onlyfans.

👇

Made you look


You’re going to burn in hellfire sir


“But think of the children”


Idk like I said we might be autistic


You’re in her DMs but she’s in my bed and we’re both taking online quizs to figure out if either of us have autism


They’re probably bankrupt and not telling any of us


**insert Halo 3 theme song** https://image.nostr.build/1a1f3e0053ea5858045e593f8d845d1383e1804ee8244e91acd1dfd59f2c9487.jpg


Proceeds to write break up song about how empowering she is for only dealing out handies


She’d be nobody with out ye


Honestly very good question https://image.nostr.build/208bd77b980c659c1b92819891460ae77fd3dcebe5c4f42b4f3dc7e83aeb22ee.jpg


They need to be dissolved and give me my 47.8k sats in rewards I’m owed


Fold is run by a bunch of bums, changing the incentives program to make the 50k sats minimum unattainable for anyone with not paying them for spin+.

ITS ON SIGHT IF I EVER CATCH YOU FOLD GUYS AT A CONFERENCE


Thank god https://image.nostr.build/65bd5e62cad2470aa985adbbd3028009f4c40b79cf598b674c6fed8164501b26.jpg


You should get some compensation for your state sponsored poisoning that’s fuckin wild


Stumbled upon this priceless piece of history: Hal Finney presenting the power of cryptography ~25 years ago. https://v.nostr.build/xKRk.mov


And that’s just their projection, it’s likely much worse


nostr:npub1t8uhwv9ezlswf09u6efsnklww6l3m9pnnmzeqftvqdl4pl0mlv2q3dxstr https://image.nostr.build/c0b7ac47b15667afa6b22517582d7862c4b9d513a045dc32eac2f2363c482320.jpg


Huge pussy


Nic “Twink” Carter


He’s a moron who has been subverted by shitcoin greed


Yoooo that’s great 😂


You must stay prepared for any situation https://image.nostr.build/1d3c8926cd50c78e06e967d11444e7c56a1f7d23d7f54eb983d947e2ee2c5b63.jpg


Are you taking creatine as a supplement? Iron could be high for a few reasons. How low are we talking for WBC still within normal range?


Does anyone else dream about #Bitcoin in their sleep? Or am I just a psychopath


That’s really cool best of luck, I’ll be looking out for your updates


You made that mask? 🤝 that was sick


We really need to go back to the days where you can challenge someone to duel to the death and if they back out they’re a pussy.


Bitcoin 🤝 Bitcoin


Hit ‘em with 50k sats ⚡


Legend


Bitcoin nostr:note1p8amd9m938kdehwgalcc2yyfgk49at5nxucxfhu62zrrlpev900szft348


Welcome, let us know if you have any questions


Amazing job! 🤝🧡


Free my boys!!! These are real heros selling medicine created by GOD https://image.nostr.build/d19b6570a0acfd5de31e7a538d396b728979f7795749583e7a6ce7fdb50df1a2.jpg


If you can be sad while listening to Mambo No. 5 you’re fucked in the head (jokingly)


“I’m so nonconforming that I’m conforming to every leftist ideology out there! Look at my awesome virtue signal vest I bought from a BLM protest stand!”


Seriously though, can we do something like this and dump a bunch of orange pills somewhere and say we aren’t paying our taxes? nostr:note1zc87q3a52856w62l6zxlkfz3nmwhjr76ntgeqmvexnelmf56fqjs7xfq74


Don’t think we forgot about you red coats. https://image.nostr.build/6654de2436c22ff988924ca7ce99fbcac5758073bd0dbf0ebbf6f35adb408233.jpg


Clown move on elons part and paying the fee as a user will be an even bigger clown move https://image.nostr.build/a232e8aa5ac9204c875c3b62f88571a2c5bbae59c267ae95354b14b3ceed43c1.jpg


#Bitcoin sticker seen in Ponte Delgado, Portugal. Which one of you plebs tagged this? https://image.nostr.build/308a24fca937890156ccf1ea90b3fd1f23e5178acce24794dcb2b8868ca0b347.jpg


Cool. Just sent you a DM with order info


NP I paid with lightning but didn’t get an email confirmation. I guess your BTC pay server wouldn’t send out a confirmation automatically.


Had to buy a Zeus shirt. You guys rock!


GN 💜🧡 nostr:note1wgvrhn8la8jf6usyaqmt96gc09glpvjrp3g996p479w0gpg6je3skqdyc5


Prince Charming seen trying to avoid sexual assault charges https://image.nostr.build/7c80a10a5a7a9a618581efb755db56cd97947b976152dcd2369d2089ea0c46f3.jpg


Attack


Just joined a Muay Thai gym. Every bitcoiner should learn self defense in case of $5 wrench attach https://image.nostr.build/de9e227832c4c5863956d996dfc5821b7597f734172d260709f7539e862163cf.gif


Fortify your mind and train your body everyday 🧠💪 focus, you got this!


GM https://image.nostr.build/0c073e040e079d84f66755a290b620acb6461d464e07bd6544839f42c943a0b8.jpg


Correct answer


Yep I was cloned


YES. nostr:note1d404mnl4zn7wn2zxnvzv4jt2t0a69fgvq6gqc7ghffcses45dkaqyue4cl


Damn bro, glad you’re alright though!


Hahaha thank you 🤝


That guys got a bad ass wife!


Woah!


It’s a screenshot of a Wikipedia page claiming it’s a real medical term. Make of it what you will.


Rumor : Wallet of Satoshi Email Database Leaked…

Is this true nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq?

Drives a wider point. Any connection to non KYC should be burn safe.

Meaning, go scorched earth if anything is compromised.


And that folks is why you use a burner email address nostr:note16tzpy7eq4t6spwn4ppd27udyw6gnz9vw4vd3y8dt2crhuwes7ffswalmxp


I will never DM you with an unsolicited  “hello”

Please report:
nostr:npub14mvztth3c8su2d0vlgvdhpc5984fkhkeyvesk7n0fyyw0004z24smufjlm


Reported


I guess I finally made it, I have a scammer. Please report nostr:npub14mvztth3c8su2d0vlgvdhpc5984fkhkeyvesk7n0fyyw0004z24smufjlm this is not me. You can also tell by the non-moving profile picture.


Just bought one and am going to hook it up to my 400W solar battery and mine for free


I didn’t see it as an option during checkout. It shouldn’t ask for a billing address if I’m using lightning.


GM https://image.nostr.build/5fc0ef2f3f210d17bb8bef1283e105ff1de5c2289cde2c8f0cc4ef7f148cccb5.jpg


I would buy some if nostr:npub19lhkt6w7q4nqcxllztrs8kg3x4asvh4fcahr246yp9rfpashj87qz5qdzy accepted Bitcoin


Art/gender studies doesn’t count bud


I’ll wait for the answer to that last question😂


If there’s never been “real communism” how are you so sure you’re right? Sounds like you’re just another lazy commie that doesn’t want to work to get what they want


Where did I say anything about Bitcoin 😂? But nah it’s not about getting rich it’s about being free of tyranny (which comes with all forms of socialism)


Show me a single time Communism has lead to a better standard of living for those who work hard and full time


Commie?


Lmao the new profile pic is great


Idk is putting a big sign on your head that you own 4 of 21m of the most scarce asset in human existence worth owning the Bitcoin at all? This guy should be looking over his shoulder now at every turn


exactly, some people are so naive, they’re like injured fish in shark infested waters


R/Bitcoin on Reddit has to have some of the most newbie bitcoiners in the game. Using a ledger/Ledger live, single key and exposing your stash to all has to be some serious brain dead shit https://image.nostr.build/2c900e46bc4ec4031bcd22762a62d8e882b2cb219a8e3bbe3f40b5872e5b7018.jpg


R/Bitcoin on Reddit has to have some of the most newbie bitcoiners in the game. Using a ledger/Ledger live, single key and exposing your stash to all has to be some serious brain dead shit


And this is why these auto companies will continue to fail https://image.nostr.build/518bdcdc8167a717869d7b110f397ced05f5bc5628f3dd52edd5c63277d27372.jpg


GM https://image.nostr.build/7f543a430c7761fac8326f8ce020b56a9ff3abbe9e9400c4a836e564a36feaeb.jpg


Ran a 5k today LFG 🦵🏼


Very interesting


DoorDash is actually a terrorist organization, every delivery I get comes cold https://image.nostr.build/225e3243b73ceb614ea5c810c439ac87d350924c02cf9e3312f3a68f610a096f.jpg


Wow I had no idea they call the orders in pretending to be for them that is sketchy


I know they took the Hippocratic oath so technically they have to help, but that doesn’t mean those people won’t be billed.


What happens when doctors only accept Bitcoin and 99% of the world doesn’t have enough Bitcoin to get the needed care? Do they just become debt slaves? Anyone have any thoughts around this?


I don’t know much about Ark but will research this


Instead of suggesting we have more devs work on lightning to fix bugs and make it easier for the average person to use, “We NeEd MorE L2s”


🤦🏻 https://image.nostr.build/ece7306ec7a7c8e49c97dddb36c9c7b6bbe8cf1a2238fae0b7865d493dd4be1d.jpg


Lmao I love it here


MERICA fuck ya


Instead of cells Craig Wright has micro dicks supporting his microbiology #sueme nostr:note1jlfpf6njpcunrssgapd32y55e5cyd28g6d87svua70scl45uexfqf4apq2


I haven’t ruled anything out


I don’t disagree but with anything I think we need to go into it with an open mind and use evidence to base reality around.


Possibly. But that wouldn’t explain the MSM on their disinformation campaign. Seems they are fighting this narrative and trying to discredit the guy that came out with this info.


This alien shit is wild if true


Idk how this isn’t satire https://image.nostr.build/43ad095e5dbf9124541d25b3c8708078cf786a021f5cf680f940a933576f55f5.jpg


That’s dope


Yes, please explain


**alien psyopp accelerates**


Gn, Nostr! Thanks for all the fun today. We'll be back soon, quicker than you can make an ACH deposit to your Fold Card from your linked bank account. 🫂


God she’s the worst


Perfect, let me sign up for the premium!


Who's pumped to earn 5 sats a day?

HAVE FUN GETTING RICH!


Been at 47k sats for months, gettin fucking scraps for rewards. Made like 700 sats this year 😭 https://image.nostr.build/9fb1177b3591b416d43392d424909a4a6d64bee3b549ce9ec72c69c594843005.jpg  nostr:note14t7nfxa6wtaeke08ed76lws82rvyfywegmq0d58wyhs8pg3y73jqqnlplf


I’m so glad I found this account.

https://i.imgur.com/KOQq8XV.jpg


Any time a #nsfw post comes up 😂 https://image.nostr.build/591ad20d18575444f28e3edd7e60703f5dd1602ee0f73e36c89259fbb43742b4.jpg


It’s hard to guess the timing but would be perfect in the next 6 months for one of these


Sup you hoe ass bot


I’m a plant dad


What does ZBD stand for?

Zebra Big Dick?


Hope you’re prepared! nostr:note16j5e8qa6k8c0ukwjucw5gyemxt3sr2v9undduvyl4yf4muwax3yqrsttyw


I think that will just be a small part of it but probably


Housing about to crash, AI tech bubble implosion, rates being raised for going on 2 years (what goes up must come down), yield curve inversion similar to late 2019, election year next year (they’ll want to set the stage well before November 2024), failed administration that wants to make a name for itself by creating the problem and providing the solution.


Stage is being set for another false flag opp with the aim to create more monetary debasement.

Shit is about to go down in the next 3-6 months. Calm before the storm. Like December 2019.


😈 https://image.nostr.build/6cdf54c5f75610ddacd6abc4584be04446f570784dce8b68d9fa07ea4262d703.jpg


Ifykyk https://image.nostr.build/903c85b9a7cb5c220629eda3ff31fcddd3b59d7ccac50918ad9c9022adb02485.jpg


The grifters are now pumping a coin called “cuminu” 🤣 come on


(or he!) https://image.nostr.build/94178fd5026564cc6a9a5096c50cf0fc98e8bac0e3d6e73f9c4bb8bb5c725f0b.jpg


What tf happened in July? #lightningnetwork https://image.nostr.build/045c3a996a4bc5ae863af0d3da388f6263ab2ce56575fdc751f61457ab6a838f.jpg


What tf happened in July? #lightning #network


Absolutely 🤝🇺🇸


“We will never forget this day” (no mention of US government attacking its own people in a false flag operation) https://image.nostr.build/1201ea7c489714bab8b5b86cbaf7dbee00bded5128749c4c75c745662bfc5a1c.jpg


Planes*


Building 7 didn’t fall on its own, respectfully

2 plans and 3 buildings the math ain’t matching


We got another one nostr:npub1gdu7w6l6w65qhrdeaf6eyywepwe7v7ezqtugsrxy7hl7ypjsvxksd76nak ! 🧡💜 https://image.nostr.build/1f632ac93137d60829725d098e6d230aa006f3a69ee331421b372f8727af7454.jpg


Ya she looks like she’ll ruin your fuckin life


Bro is trying to be Optimus prime https://image.nostr.build/a583a11d16252736ab8f0cd1f9f8163dcbb5fecda32a40e8399869c3cdb83fef.jpg


I sure as hell am


#zapathon 🥷 nostr:note1rhwjgee64z54jeswkvn7ynzwdpxmmvk2ge6ljkmgnhyxt6w4ttrqv56g4w


Bitcoiners are technically unarmed, but we are also the most dangerous person in any bank we venture into😎


Imagine building a business around western Union and Ria money transfer 🤡 https://image.nostr.build/7a76b9d4241ded574f66f3864c2ddcc1937a46ef129d1e62b2acc9e186bd4a19.jpg


Lmao should read “ex owner of 8k Bitcoin” the keys are lost it’s not his any more, it was just his turn.


I’ll talk about deez nuts if you want


I had to read this and now you do too https://image.nostr.build/e0e780e1db9494dc7f67d2dfbbdbbcff33f50829224c033c1b47ce28b2caa2b4.jpg


Become a ghost for 6 months.
Make everything your fault.
Find the beast within you.
Throw yourself into pain.
Cut out all the excuses.
Go all in on yourself.
Train like a warrior.
Work like a robot.
Eat like a king.
Reject vices.
Transform.
Upgrade.
Create.
Thrive.
Win.

 #Entertainment #Nostrich #Newtonostr #Plebchain #Newbies #GrowNostr #repost #420


Eat it raw don’t be a 🦪 nostr:note1kvhn286qwvjc0fakz5tdwpc3hd8d6s672psy7mj07gyw4g7ww2nsksx2mu


Fucking legend 🤝


They don’t want you to know the power of #garlic

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/11-proven-health-benefits-of-garlic#body-detox


Based https://image.nostr.build/25637c1650323f7e2fe4fdff36fb5387eb785e0e4e5b4e615245b0edcf1d5bad.jpg


Just got on the TestFlight you guys rock for making an IOS app for ecash


Some Nostr client allow to redeem Ecash and send it to your Lightning wallet. A cashu wallet is needed if you want to send ecash yourself or redeem it without cashing out immediatly to LN. By redeeming the first token on eNuts (without having a mint) it will ask to add the mint of the token that is incoming. If you agree, you redeem it and have the mint associated to it in your list (from which you can cash out back to LN anytime)


Way too relatable lmao


Send her to the kitchen to do her job instead


The fundamentals of Bitcoin is a store of value and a peer to peer electronic cash. There will and are plenty being built on top of it to give it privacy features that make KYC useless.


Dudes acting like Monero is gonna catch on 😂


What’s a monero


That’s the goal one day, unfortunately live in an apartment building rn with no free land to plant a garden


It will happen, just gotta get yourself out there


Bought a gallon of Tabasco last night, gonna last me the whole year. I did the math and this would be saving me around $100 this next year on hot sauce. Comes in a sick jar which I’m going to keep and I get to stack more sats 🤝 https://image.nostr.build/b49f5217a33c3241719284095df408ce435c2403de56bcaae61838c38fb10fa6.jpg


I’m stoned as shit rn reading this back😂


Literally to turn people into the NPC meme, all looking the same


Crazy thought. What if all this race baiting propaganda is just a ploy to get us all in agreeance with “ending racism once and for all” by eventually pushing genetic modification of skin color on all new baby so they all have the same skin color.


Ya man a lot of vets don’t do ct scan animals you really gotta request that and that would be super expensive (obviously).

It really sucks, my cat was my best friend growing up.  I hope I’m wrong just want to prepare you mentally for a possibility.


Had a cat like this growing up. Ended up having bladder cancer that went undiagnosed.


This was supposed to be “anti-racist” 😂 https://image.nostr.build/b85989a872eb2ff830ce8c72b942a1932e6a76d164de96ad3e50f01e70a22893.jpg


Lmaoo is it??


Whole food diet > paleo diet >  carnivore diet > keto diet > intermittent fasting > average American citizen’s diet


Night man ✌


We need #bitcoin more than ever
😔🤘🏼 https://image.nostr.build/9b508458b3052d209122f5e0c51799dfdd5781da7a9e633df7917429e84d1061.jpg


Hahaha that’s a good thing, good to have tree stumps for legs


Memes people, I got memes


Just idiots talking loudly nothing to be concerned about


If anyone needs to stay safe it’s these scammers, pitch fork mobs are making a come back too.


What issues did you find you were having specifically? Bc everyone I talk to about fixing my feet say to wear these barefoot shoes with the wide toe box


Woah! That looks like Corolla am I right? ✌


Anyone into the barefoot shoes? My feet are fucked need a good training shoe


Worked out every day this week as hard as I could, alternating muscle groups each day. There’s literally no need for a rest day if you aren’t working the same muscle group out 2 days in a row


Nope that was not the intended message. Regardless of the religious implications, its a morality lesson that an Eye for eye will leave the world blind.


https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_d8ebb1cda22c55fe4c7b96467c1c5453545f4fc1d49de5f2beab4c02bdc637a8.jpg

HELLO! WELCOME TO #NOSTR #Introduction

Here is my #Nostr sources' data list update, for new comers and old nostriches that now can bookmark it ;)
It has been a lot since my last one, just did a fast review and edited a bit.
Thank you if you consider reposting it. Also please do comment below with new info or sources if you have, I will put them in the next update.
Pura vida to all nostriches and #Plebchain!

Clients

- Amethyst
- Astral
- Damus
- Hamstr
- Iris
- Nostrgram
- Snort
- Current

GET #NIP-05 VERIFIED:

https://nostrplebs.com/
https://www.Nostr-Check.com/ (free)
https://nostr.industries/  (free)
https://verified-nostr.com  (free/paid)

- HOW to create a POW #Nostr key pair by mads@NostrVerified.com
https://telegra.ph/How-to-create-a-POW-nostr-key-pair-01-04
- Who want to setup their NIP-05 Identifier without having to buy domains and setup websites and for free using GitHub, see:
https://github.com/BenGWeeks/BenGWeeks.github.io

Now that you have your own NIP05 handle, make it a Lightning Address to! Here is how:
- Pay with lightning
https://nvk.org/alby-?
- Guide to create Lightning Address redirection on your domain:
https://orangepill.dev/lightning-guides/guide-to-create-lnaddress-redirection-on-your-domain/

- SeedSigner + Nostr screen-by-screen walkthrough gists made by Keith Mukai #[0]:
- Generate a new airgapped Nostr key via SeedSigner
https://gist.github.com/kdmukai/ae9911ed6fb92f8e7d2c553555b0cb86
- Airgapped Nostr event signing via SeedSigner
https://gist.github.com/kdmukai/72ff71e6b6278cdda37e5f1ba6c7c08a
- Airgapped NIP-26 Nostr key delegation via SeedSigner
https://gist.github.com/kdmukai/089ff308506058973974479ae4b64b42

FOLLOWS/FOLLOWERS

- Find your Twitter #FOLLOWS on #Nostr and connect your PUBkey with Twitter:
https://nostr.directory/
-This tool made by Bitcoin Jungle #[1] lets you create lists of profiles and give them a name. Your followers can then come to the tool and see the lists you’ve created. They can then add all the profiles from that list to their list!
https://nostr-follow-bundler.netlify.app/
- You lost all your follows? Read this note:
#[11]

RELAYS

Search for #RELAYS near to you:
https://nostr.watch/
Ezofox #[2] free relay uptime monitoring page:
https://uptime.orangepill.dev/

Looking for other paid relays?
- List created and updated by StackSats.IO #[3] :

relay.exchange

Run your own RELAY:

- Set up a Nostr Relay server in under 5 minutes:
https://andreneves.xyz/p/set-up-a-nostr-relay-server-in-under
- Cameri #[4] guide:
1. Sign up on GitHub.
2. Sign up on Railway.
3. Go to https://github.com/Cameri/nostream
4. Click on the purple Deploy on Railway button and follow the prompts

STORE PROFILE DATA

- Download your Profile info and settings now that you have done all the work:
https://www.nostrgraph.net/archive
wss://relay.nostrgraph.net

⚡⚡ ⚡⚡ ⚡⚡  LIGHTNING NETWORK ZAPS AND WALLETS WITH NIP57 ⚡⚡ ⚡⚡ ⚡⚡

!FIRST and most important: you need a STATIC LIGHTNING NETWORK ADDRESS!

- You have STRIKE? Super easy, just put " YourUsername@strike.army " in your profile setup URL for lightning and you are zappable!

Here is how you can send and receive ⚡⚡ Zaps using LNTipBot made by @calle :

-First click here: https://t.me/LightningTipBot
Set it up and copy / paste your LN address in your Nostr profile.
-NIP-57 support? In the telegram channel with the bot type: /nostr add <your_pubkey>
Want to link the tipbot with BlueWallet or Zeus?
- Type /link in the Telegram bot channel after having it setup. Scan the QR in BlueWallet -> import wallet or Zeus LndHub.
- Enter /link in LightningTipBot, go to Zeus, add new LndHub wallet, scan QR code and you're in.
- Link also possible with Alby from desktop, just import new LndHub

If you want the zaps to appear under your posts:
- Go to LightningTipBot. Enter "/help" if you don't know your Lightning address.
- See your address? Mine is intuitiveguy@ln.tips
- Optional: Enter "/advanced" to get an anonymous address if you don't want to doxx your Telegram username.
- Put your Lightning address into your nostr profile
- In LightningTipBot, register your nostr pubkey with "/nostr add <your_pubkey>"
- You're done! You'll receive zaps and they will be shown under your zapped posts! ⚡⚡

Other services that have implemented NIP57
- VIDA (vida.live)
- Stacker.news (stacker.news)

WANT TO WATCH LIVE ALL THE NOSTR LIGHTNING NETWORK TRANSACTIONS? YOU NEED TO CHECK THIS OUT!
https://www.zaplife.lol

NOSTR STATISTICS

- Nostr network stats:
https://nostr.io/stats
- Live Statistics from Nostr Relays
https://www.nostr.directory/stats

SEARCH IN NOSTR

- Nostrum Search home page:
https://nostrum.pro/search/
- If you want to search through #nostr notes by keyword:
https://nostr.band
https://https://nostrview.com/search
- Want to follow a hashtag or a keyword? Create your bot and follow it:
https://sb.nostr.band

ADD CONTENTS ON NOTES

- If you want to upload free #IMAGE #VIDEO or #AUDIO contents on a note (copy/paste image address link):
https://nostr.build
- If you want to upload #GIF on a note (copy/paste image address link):
https://tenor.com/
https://giphy.com/
- Please visit my Creator page on nostr.build and feel free to use any Meme and Gif you like!
http://nostr.build/creator.php?user=44   (copy/paste image address link)

NOSTRICHES AND BITCOINERS ART

- Check Yegor Petrov #[5] and Walker #[6] profiles and notes
- Cool page for Nostr art by Karnage #[7] :
https://www.nostrland.com/

Do you need more Nostr in your life? If the answer to that is YES!

- Nostr daily NEWS UPDATE. By plebs, for plebs. A synopsis of the best content of the day:
Give a follow to NostReport #[8]
- Check out the Nostrovia podcast:
https://nostrovia.org/
By plebs, for plebs. A synopsis of the best content of the day:
@NostReport #[8]
- Nostr LIGHTNING LOTTERY bot!
#[9]
- New  Blogging platform based on Nostr made by Derek Ross
https://habla.news
- NOSTR market #nostrmarket!!
https://nostr.bitejo.com
- NOSTR "SPACES" !!
https://nostrnests.com/general

Fiatjaf's #[10] tools for developing Nostr clients:
https://github.com/nbd-wtf/nostr-tools

DEV SECTION

- Are you a #dev? Take a look here for the latest Nostr Bounties!:
https://bountsr.org/ or htts://nostrbounties.com
- GitHub repo with lots of #Nostr projects
https://github.com/aljazceru/awesome-nostr
- All project with the “nostr” topic:
https://github.com/topics/nostr

Thanks if you read all to here.. hope I did not spam your feed and You will find something you needed. Cheers! #Plebchain (now you can bookmark it)

 ⚡ wrigglypie41@walletofsatoshi.com  ⚡ or ⚡ intuitiveguy@ln.tips ⚡


He’s just a Pleb leave him out of this!


Waffles are frickin amazing


REDEMPTION ARC CONFIRMED


Nice I’ll save this note too.


That’s very concerning


Phone or computer (however you’re interfacing)


Are you getting any screen at all?


Hmmm


Until we can flex our badges on multiple clients, WE DONT NEED NO DARN TOOTIN BADGES


Happy Friday ⚡🤝


I’m honored to receive Meme of the Day #[0]

Give it some more love, below!⚡

#[1]


THE NOSTR REPORT

LETTING GO GIVES US FREEDOM
Feb 27, 2023
Block Height: 778,574
Moscow Time: 42:73 ⚡/ $

—--------------------------
🎙Quote of the Day🎙
—--------------------------
TO WHOM DOES THE GIFT BELONG

One day the Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him, hurling all kinds of rude words at him, intended to ridicule and demean him.

The Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man, “Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?”

The young man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, “It would belong to me, because I bought the gift.”

The Buddha smiled and said, “That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself.”
#[0]
#[1]

—--------------------------
🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
—--------------------------
#[2] Damus update with Zaps⚡ and many other new features submitted to App Store for review. 🆕
#[3]

#[4] Wallet of Satoshi rolls out fix for problem which was causing zaps not to work at times. 🪚🔨
#[5]

#[6] Nostr is loving Nostr Nests! The new service  is undergoing an upgrade and will be back bigger and stronger! 🔥
#[7]

#[8] As some users confront unwanted posts and replies, fiatjaf offers suggestions on how to avoid seeing them in your Nostr experience. 🤼♂🤼♂
#[9]
#[10]

—--------------------------
🏝Nostrica Update🏝
—--------------------------
#Nostrica is coming up soon. Check this linked post with important details for in-person attendees.
#[12]

#[13] asks who is bringing instruments to #Nostrica?!? Excited to jam 🎸🥁
#[15]

#[16] gives an insider scoop about upcoming Nostrica 👀😉
#[17]

—--------------------------
💻nostr Tech💻
—--------------------------
#[18] says clients and users must do a better job of helping each other find people and notes on Nostr. 🔎
#[19]

#[20] Huge COLDCARD Mk4 Release! Version 5.1.0 - See details in linked post. 🧮
#[21]

#[22] Updates to Iris code base that should make it easier for contributors. More visible updates to the client coming. 🌸
#[23]

—--------------------------
⚡nostr Business⚡
—--------------------------
#[24] First Self custodial lightning wallet that supports LN address. 📬
#[25]

#[26] introducing the Beta version of Mostr, the first bridge between nostr and the fediverse. 🌉
#[27]

—--------------------------
🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
—--------------------------
#[28] What have you been doing all day?
#[29]

—--------------------------
Stay Classy Nostr.


That was the main reason for the test haha


PV 🤝🏝


/lottery 10000


/lottery 2100


I'll pay a 69 Sat Zap for anyone that helps me promote my Etsy page!
Just share this post, and I'll zap you! ⚡

If you buy something from this promotion on my Etsy page, I'll give you a coupon for 15% off any painting, including custom 30-dollar portraits!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/VelvetBluesArt?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=1411687878

https://void.cat/d/HREa9TZFQsTK1MZwu4SM6r.webp


I use Zeus but don’t have Alby set up with it to receive zaps


You set alby up with Zeus? About to do this later today


Alabama friend party of 1


Thanks mom


Followed! ⚡🤙


I thought this was posted today. I didn’t realize I was reposting something from a week ago with 77 people on it hahahahha and yea check out my Ode to Block 777777!


I always read it as Anal Joy too you’re not alone


Nostr pleb follow starter-kit v4
Destroyed your notifications edition

Asanoha gold –  #[0]
Bitcoin Woods –  #[1]
Warren Togami  – #[2]
Ben justman  – #[3]
Ray #[4]
bitcoinjiujitsu  – #[5]
shishi21m  – #[6]
Cyph3rp9nk  – #[7]
ChopperBTC  – #[8]
MaxisClub  – @0f45cbe562351c7211742fe02cc3e6f91d6cf5b306873c0f3e9fc0c570d3371c
Bitcoin-only pleb  – #[9]
btc_alchemist  – #[10]
zephir #[11]
White Rabbit  – #[12]
Tanuki BTC  – #[13]
argento #[14]
AvinashBurra  – #[15]
Buddha  – #[16]
Bitk0rns  – #[17]
Iefan  – #[18]
Count Bitcoin  – #[19]
Karnage  – #[20]
Farooq  – #[21]
CMHRZKSR  – #[22]
Cameri  – #[23]
Poppz  – #[24]
TatumTurnUp  – #[25]
Sovereign life  – #[26]
Satsie  – #[27]
Cornokun  – #[28]
Bitcoin mom  – #[29]
Semisol  – #[30]
Gandalf  – #[31]
Bekka  – #[32]
LadyA  – #[33]
Victoria  – #[34]
MF HODL  – #[35]
Kortik  – #[36]
Skyler  – #[37]
Henry  – #[38]
Bitkorns  – @npub1vnmhd287pvxxk5w9mcycf23av24nscwk0da7rrfaa5wq4l8hsehs90ftlv
Tony sly  – #[39]
Sethmeister  – #[40]
BTC moon guy  – #[41]
Fartface 2000  – #[42]
Matata (new)  – #[43]
Darthcoin  – #[44]
Humblebitcoiner #[45]
Corntango  – #[46]
Carla  – #[47]
MTC  – #[48]
Cam  – #[49]

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_8f96c8b89230e3f1a7f30b8a0185a4a6fd24df2ea87a49b69a241b61fb77cc37.jpeg


This will be an absolute game changer


Same


Centralization improves efficiency. Decentralization improves security and immutability. Trade offs to both.


This is great news. Make the shitcoiners pay more fees. Use lightning for transacting while we wait for them to implode on themselves


Smh


Bitcoin is Timechain not blockchain


4tb is $80 on Amazon lol


Thanks!


Start9 should have it too


I’ve heard this is another way that works well don’t have any experience with it. Tailscale is nice because I can just search my Umbrel nodes IP in my browser now and access the umbrel main page of my node quickly through my phone


It’s really annoying it’s doesn’t show unless you click on the last corresponding message. Something I hope gets fixed soon on the UI.


The whole point of this is censorship resistance. So if a single relay wants to block you, your posts can still be broadcasted to other relays so other people can see


I believe everyone who is connected to the broadcaster’s relays will see your post


Absolute clown world


This idiot has no idea what open source software is


Followed!


Hopefully the plebs that supported these relays early get grandfathered in if they choose to switch over to a monthly subscription


LFG https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_e0bf8314f4cce1f45e7813c361e075ad3fc7a6e2edf7ba93dea0aea9263d2036.webp


I have 6 DMs asking how to run a Bitcoin and Lightning node from that Ordinal Spaces. Fuck yes. We are winning.


That was a solid orange pill nuke if I’ve ever seen one


Idk how you guys are listening to this 🤮


Basically they bought space on a block, and the NFT is just worth the fee they paid for block space


Hell ya


#plebchain baby


I don’t blame you it looks bad ass af