Which "champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends"-style toast is better?

1. ChatGPT's "Confetti for my loyal friends, bitter truth for my deceitful friends"

Or

2. My algorithm's: "focus for my real friends, real cuss for my faux friends"

https://jeremybmerrill.com/documents/champagnerealpain.html 

 I've seen a lot more people using Claude instead of ChatGPT lately. 

Curious why?