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 lemme hold some sats gang 
 New ZBD interface looking beautiful 🔥🔥🔥👀👀👀 
 if u look at my account. you have would have known i have been calli by and predicting for these times to come. Im the ZBD prophet. The Nostr Ghandi. Bull run here we come soon. Patience my boy. patience. 
 This bull run will be life changing. 
 Here we go… :D WE BACK BABY!!  nostr:nevent1qqsqx4kuspcvf3aep77c576vatnjunk63n0y7f4mefryssmm7jnvqxqjkz5ly 
 is ZBD back? 
 Happy holidays. 2024 big blessings coming. big riches and big money. add money to the treasuries! #bitcoin 
 where da cash at. where da stash at. where da sats at. 
 i swear to god, if i see one more referal link for ember im gonna lose it 
 happy holidays. 
 Remember, when you point your finger, three of your fingers are pointing back at you 
 what if i point all 5 fingers at them 
 Bitcoin to 45k lfg 
 bitcoin pumping like crazy lfg 
 how do i get rid of spammers and bots on ZBD. seems to be alot of em. Shoo boy Shoo! Get boi Get! 
 I'm trying to prove to myself that it works. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ 
 oh it works alright. never been hacked or shut down once. #bitcoin 
 the key to bitcoin is patience. you need to view everything through the lens of sats. People often get confused and try to trade shit in the market for dollars but forget that bitcoin itself is the hardest money on earth therefore its better to just convert ur soft dollars into hard dollars which is bitcoin. The hardest money known to man on earth. Bitcoin is good for the environment. There is unlimited energy in the universe. You just need to tap into it. Like Nikola Tesla. 
 lol. i had my bank account froze recently. just a reminder how corrupt and stupid the banking system is. Opt-out of it. become bankless. be your own bank. Buy Bitcoin. Simple as that. 
 Hodl and Buidl 
 I’m not okay guys . 😔 
 dont worry bro, ZBD and bitcoin exist. Your gonna make it. Just HODL 
 1 Sat = 1 Cent. 100 Sats = 1$… in less than 10 years. 
 Anybody wanna help me with some zaps? I've got a kid on the way and need all the help I can get!!... 
 proof-of-child 
 Been awhile I got zapped 1-2k
I know you can zap me
🥺 
 pre-bullrun szn. its stack up time buddy 
 mark my word. I will host a #Nostr and Bitcoin meet up on Toronto in 2024… 
 if you dont atleast stack 1 sat a day. your a newb. 
 ZBD should let me post a bunch of pictures, only one picture at a time is dumb. Or maybe I'm just... 
 its the latter. LOL jk. 
 Who else feels like the world is changing rapidly? Do you love futuristic stuff? 
 ZBD family. How do we feel about Bitcoin Cash? ive been reading more into it and its a very interesting debate as to which is “better”. Satoshi never mentioned the lightning network in the whitepaper. 
 If bitcoin becomes the official currency of the world, and everybody uses it, how do we deal with the scaling and fee problems? Do u view bitcoin as “a store of wealth such as digital gold”. or is it meant to be spent everyday for all purchases like cash. “Peer to peer electronic cash” was the original vision. We need to be able to spend everyday with low fees and fast. Is lightning network the solution for the future? im genuinely curious. 
 New track by yours truly. Feel like im coming out this emo era. https://youtu.be/cvTV0_QeJ3s?si=8XRA1NGnV14nS0iM 
 holy bag of tits. did the bullrun start?? wats going on here. Little pre christmas pump? a lil pre thanksgiving appreciation? 
 Price follows Hashrate. 
 WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT ORDINALS ZBD FAMILY??? IS IT A GO? DO WE APE IN AND BUY? BRC-20. Watchu think??? 
 But what if it does a 1000x 👀👀🥺🥺. and then rugpull, but we time it 😏😎🤣🤣 
 i hope everyone is doing well and holding their head up high. You got this and the universe is working with you. 
 How are we going to spend sats in the stripclub? What can we do to replicate the feeling of throwing 1 dollar bills at strippers in the bitcoin era? 
 i think about this atleast 7 times a day. 
 gonna go mine some fiat this weekend. wish me luck. will post results soon. 
 ethereum is fucking up by having all of these L2s and Rollups. Way too much diversity in the ecosystem. Keep is simple and stupid. nobody wants to have to use 1 million different L2s and ZK rollups just to deploy dapps and other non-sense that wastes money. fucking monkey pictures? 
 cooking mama on DS >>>>> 
 i encourage everyone to smoke weed, eat shrooms, lsd, or smoke DMT atleast once in their life. Mind expanding is a very real thing and could possibly lead you to what you thought was unimaginable before. Go down the rabbit hole. Always take the red pill. 
 one you learn how to save bitcoin (hard money), you realize how silly it is to save fiat (soft money) 
 i hope ZBD people dont look like discord mods irl.  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/81d4d3d7-1698635564571.png 
 Bitcoin is going to peak at 420,000 in this bullrun. Why do you think it peeked at 69,000 last run? Becuz Satoshi is a top g and has a sense of humour. Mr. Nakamoto also loves sex and weed. 
 ALRIGHT! DM! IF YOU ARE IN TORONTO OR IN ONTARIO! We’ll do a NOSTR meetup. ill vlog it too and shoutout ZBD in the video. If this gets over 20+ people. ill do it easy. 
 Damn it. No ones. Assembling :( . its okay. soon. Patience. The day will come. i asure you. It will be a glorious day when it comes. Long love the queen. 
 Should i set up NOSTR Toronto meeting? 
 ALRIGHT! DM! IF YOU ARE IN TORONTO OR IN ONTARIO! We’ll do a NOSTR meetup. ill vlog it too and shoutout ZBD in the video. If this gets over 20+ people. ill do it easy. 
 Going to just use this account for zbd :/ 
 turn that frown upside down 
 The next bull run can be life changing if you play your cards right. So play your cards right. 
 Can’t let Nostrville and Nostrasia have all the fun! Join the Fomo of #NostrNovember 

✅ Phoe... 
 NOSTR toronto meetup! Lets do it. 
 CALLING ALL VIDEO EDITORS: I will give you 300000-500000 Sats if you help me edit a video. Show me your portfolio of work. 
 music video. Looking specifically for SFX and Colour grading. 
 https://youtu.be/wITgw9U4zI0?si=NIlzOpiLYB9vmVxg 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐐🐐🐐🐐 
 I DONT GIVE TWO F’S LIKE A FENDI BELT 
 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🐐🐐🐐 
 shut up, and take it
stop resisting
it's your fault
and we're helping fix it
do what we tell you 
 fuck u mom. i dont wanna eat my vegtables 
 Where “era” are u in? 
 ZBD BOXING! Me vs nostr:nprofile1qqsps7026au9p75hmzkwrrrrse5300d7v4mq9csey6a3cvn0ecqf40qpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338gmnwdehd4vm2a . Set it up ZBD team. We need some internet beef and Influencer boxing to make this platform go more viral!!!! 
 You want to start a podcast but post retarded stuff like this? 
 This guy sleeps under a rock and doesnt know who drake is. LOL. BEND THAT ASS OVER LET THAT COOCHIE BREATHE!!!😂😂😂 Its literally drake and this guys calling me retarded ahahahaha. What a fucking retard https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/30d97a3d-1698089462947.png nostr:nevent1qqs25rq2ets4sd7g48cancq4rr9myyca0hna8jx3xtg4xn4car4wepgpzfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezu7nzvshxwecmatulx 
 LOLL and who are you? 🤔🤔🤔 🧐🧐🧐 
 Answer: You are a weirdo who commented under my post first LOLOL. Fan boy? dude who tf doesnt listen to drake. I bet ur mom listens to drake on her drive to work. 
 should i start a podcast on fountain? id wanna talk to you guys and other bitcoiners in real time tho 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐 
 ZBD is where the elite people hang out 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 
 bend dat ass over. let that coochie breathe. 
 Are u retarded and do u sleep under a rock?? Theyre literally song lyrics to Drakes new album. U uncultred swine LOL. its literally mainstream this song. Lmao. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/6e160836-1698089401292.png 
 Hey everyone!! Get a load of this guy 😭😭😂😂😂. Hes literally uncultured and thinks im a retard but hes really the retarded one for not getting the reference. 😭😭😭. Imagine commenting on negative things on someones posts and not even getting the reference LOLOL. Could neva be me 💅🏻 
 Also. Not all podcasts have to be serious. they can be funny ans goofy, u fucking monkey. 
 LISTEN TO THIS!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖤🖤🖤🖤 https://youtu.be/mPBtXB-1yS4?si=41wctO8zJ94dc95g 
 hackathons sound scary af. why does it sound like its for nerds only. not that theres anything wrong with nerds, cuz im a nerd. the bird is the word.
I should create my own hackathon. 
 im dropping some fucking heat today gang 
 Zap me 700 sats hehe 😜 
 did it. they cant stop me. nothing can.  nostr:nevent1qqs86dvlwjrsl9pp0fz6yea6rracryslg5tyrhxxtuswzdj3eu43p6qpzdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ukzcnvv5hx7un8wlzsq5 
 tell me something i cant do. 
 Okay. 
 i feel like im too eccentric sometimes to work for companies. idk. im kind of a mastermind tho. i think id be a massive asset in these times. 
 Yesimus Plebtuni. Grostrus Bloomiton. 
 long live the queen. fr. 
 Jeeeeez ZBD looking and feelin like a goddamn Rolls-Royce with all these Starlights in the new update. Saw the new app icon and thought it was a rolls-royce for a second. 🙌🏻⚡️😍🔥🔥 
 i feel u bruv. ur ZBD avatar got the dubai rich man attire on. lookin like a goddamn prince. send rolls royce habibi.