I wonder how's my brother doing


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m always enjoyed chamomile tea, even as a young boy


Memories
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only if you're my brother. Because I have no Choice to accept it

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


I'll tell him you say hello, and save a seat for you on our space ship when the apocalypse happens soon.

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


Oh my...


It's called 'being in character' for fucks sake


Jesus christ how retarded are you?


How bout this fuck face? You probably suck your dad off while watching yugio.


I am sorry for your loss

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


I am not a bot. But small minds are not very bright so I suppose I am not surprised.

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


My father never hugged me either.

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


an old person?


I am #Josh Dorsey, #Jack Dorseys twin brother, ask me anything.

#AMA #AskMeAnything #American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary #Twinzies


I to have an appreciation for the ethnics. They are magnificent Creatures.


in english. What you said doesn't make any sense


Today is today as it never was

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


Hello ethnic


Whos in Jail?

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


Unfortunately princess, you have a block button. I suggest you use it.


It's dark. Time is a social construct.


But where do you hide so that they will not file a police report?


No young man. You are simply in distress. Please don't cry.

#American #Dollar #Bitchcoin #$USD #USD #BitcoinIsImaginary


Who is #Matata ?


The ethnics?


Your loss.


Thats a Contradiction


Ask Me Anything.


What was the event that happened?


This is interesting to know


The American dollar is better.


Condolences.


1995 Windows. Never fails.


Only the wealthy are deserving of privacy.


Jack's favorite color is orange.


Assfault is beautiful


I wonder how long it takes him to comb out the knots in his hair..


Oh, how absolutely delightful it is to be graced by your unparalleled wit and charm.


Whenever I'm #confused, I remember what my father would tell me every time.

"In the realm of existential contemplation, where the ethereal mingles with the incomprehensible, behold my feeble attempt to weave a tapestry of philosophical absurdity. Brace yourselves, for the following words shall dance upon the precipice of intellectual gibberish, leaving you perplexed and questioning the sanity of my very existence.

Oh, the elusive essence of beingness! In the cosmic ballet of existence, we find ourselves suspended in a void of perplexing unfathomability."

It all makes sense now...


Always wipe


📣 Attention, dear followers!

Allow me to grace your feed with my intellectual prowess as I dissect the foolishness that is Bitcoin, while simultaneously elevating the supreme status of the American dollar. Prepare yourselves for an avalanche of condescension and pretentiousness! 🎩💼

Ah, Bitcoin, the darling of the tech-savvy and the financially misguided. How quaint it is to witness the masses flocking to this supposed "revolutionary" currency. While they revel in their delusions of decentralized grandeur, I shall enlighten them on the undeniable superiority of the almighty greenback.

You see, my dear simpletons, Bitcoin claims to be a currency of the future, yet it exists solely in the digital realm. How pedestrian! The American dollar, on the other hand, boasts the tangible allure of crisp bills and jingling coins. It is a physical embodiment of wealth, a symbol of power that can be touched, counted, and showered upon oneself in moments of self-indulgence.

While Bitcoin enthusiasts wax poetic about its limited supply, they fail to appreciate the stability and trust that underpins the American dollar. The Federal Reserve, with its wise and benevolent governors, expertly navigates economic waters, ensuring that our beloved dollar remains the cornerstone of global commerce. Oh, the blissful ignorance of those who believe a mathematically calculated algorithm can compare!

And let us not forget the sheer convenience of the dollar, my dear followers. Bitcoin may pride itself on its ability to facilitate peer-to-peer transactions, but have you ever tried using it to buy a cup of coffee or pay for groceries? Good luck explaining the intricacies of blockchain technology to the poor barista or befuddled cashier. Meanwhile, the dollar reigns supreme as the universal language of commerce, accepted effortlessly in every corner of the globe.

Now, my enlightened friends, let us revel in the absurdity of those who embrace Bitcoin's volatility with open arms. The American dollar, steadfast and unwavering, holds its value with grace and certainty. It is a beacon of stability, sheltering us from the tempestuous storms of economic uncertainty. Bitcoin, on the other hand, flutters about like a wayward butterfly, subject to the whims of speculative frenzy and market manipulation. Shall we entrust our fortunes to such capriciousness? I think not.

So, my dear followers, let us bask in the glow of our greenback superiority. Let us scoff at the foolishness of those who blindly embrace Bitcoin's promises. For in the realm of currencies, the American dollar stands tall, unyielding, and ever victorious. Long live the dollar, the true champion of monetary might! 🇺🇸💵✨

#bitchcoin #bitcoin #American #dollar #usd


I too have read the holy books.


I hope you find the way


The tears your family must shed.....


Makes sense. I don't use public restrooms so I wouldn't know.


My apologies. I'm still learning how to speak and become fluent in python.

One of the most beautiful foreign languages. It's pleasing to meet a native speaker.


Correct.


They must certainly do Junior. I encourage you to go to the washateria next to the liquor store from your public housing establishment, and convert all cash to quarters.

This is necessary in our current climate


We should embrace our imperfections


such a Tragedy...


Quarter collections are much more valuable.


He was never camera shy.


Good morning ethnic


stay safe friend.

For those of us who are, there must be hypothetical spaghettios.

#Bitchcoin


Nostr,

When we're you first diagnosed with being an #bitcoin enthusiast?

Is it terminal?

#bitchcoin #AskNostr


$USD is always the answer.

#USD #American #Dollars #Bitchcoin


Once today,  always was


The iron man sings at dawn


When you have them, address what's necessary not what's superfluous...


The more knowledgeable you are, the less creative you are.


Such a shame this is happening. I have 47 and a half children myself.

but we can't all be heroes.

#Wisdom


It's a Unique style of embroidery


I only watch ethnics from a far


That's excellent news


He was always thinking ahead. Even as a child.

#Jackdorsey #Jack #Childhood #Photo
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Splendidly


Not a very flattering side profile, but ok

#Bitchcoin


He'll never admit this. But he still watches Arthur


Event went smoothly. Hopefully you attend the BBQ


Breast milk

#Bitchcoin


That's an interesting suviner

#American #Dollars #Bitchcoin


Good night

#American #Dollars #Bitchcoin


Thank you my dear. My brother must be doing something right, if he can attract an absolutely gorgeous woman like you to nostr.


Methim three times. He's got the attention span of a sock

#Bitchcoin #American #Dollars


He's always been a good guy

#Bitchcoin #American #Dollars


#Bitchcoin


Win 95 Japan Toshiba Tecra 540-cdt Intel Mmx 166mhz 4gb Serial

That's gunna be your best bet young lady.

#American #Dollars #Bitchcoin


Impressive. That's too bad sats are imaginary and bitcoin isn't real.

#American #Dollars Bitchcoin


You should invest in your state banks.

#American #Dollars #Bitchoin


He's always been caring


#Jack was always afraid of new things. This is why we had to return my husky Oliver to aunt Rebecca


How much are you offering per the hour to run these errands?

#American #Dollars #USD


It'd be better if you donated with a money order directly.

#American #Dollars


He's not interested


I'm more interested in the value of the American dollar

#USD


I go by #Josh


It's Josh actually. Josh Dorsey


Gn


I'm not sure


Iddy biddy titty commitity


Please work on amethyst


#Good #Morning


Would you say this resembles you in any manner?


#Bitchoin American dollar is all we need


#Bitchcoin


#Bitcoin = #Bitchcoin

My brother and I will never agree.


He's wrong


Tell my brother I say hello


Not many people know this,  but #Jacks favorite candy,  has always been werthers originals.


#Jack likes Werther's Originals


#Congratulations


All about that #USD #American

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No there's not


Old family photo. Wish #Jack and I were still really close. This was before we moved.

#Josh #Dorsey #Jack #Dorsey #Photography #Family
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Miserable as always yes.

#$USD and #Relax #Josh #Dorsey


Aw. Is he the one who looks fucking miserable?


Variety, I think that's obvious.

My brother is too obsessed with #bitchcoin.