Yes. I was more into it because of the slap.


#Tyson fight? Anyone?


It was painfully slow fun. See you there or on the other side.


We just got #bitcoin double top.


Who put the breaks on #BTC??


IBIT.


So it was you behind my couch all along.


nostr:npub1q7xsjwrw8vhdptx7wn2yg9tcka7gkyqs3mzgv0205hgja3vjvk9sm4ne9m 😂


Zap me funny Internet money. Why is no one zapping any more?


Did gold really add 6T? I know it’s up 30% but 6T seems a little too much for 12 months.


If enough people post #BTC is falling on twitter the HF algo will start dumping. Who wants to try?


That’s it??? #BTC is dropping like crazy.


#TSLA hit $350 today. People love  Quid Pro Quo all of a sudden.


Now I am concerned if it is a #healthy move.


#Coinbase and beating everything. As always I bought at high and sold at low.


Why am I getting #damus notifications for no reason?? Anyone know?


Which I did not know was possible for a distributed asset


I don’t think that is why doge is up 30%. It some company named Spirit acquired all the IP and Shares of Doge holdings.


WTF is the #doge holdings acquisition??


Quick. Some one killed the lady in Red. Send the rescue team


I am buying #BTC for $69k. Let me know if someone is selling. I am motivated buyer at $69k


You want a position in DOGE? The first thing Elon would have to do is fire people on DOGE team to increase efficiency.


Looks like this is a thing now. Black people are getting these messages - https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/img-0685.jpg?c=16x9&q=h_383,w_680,c_fill/f_webp


Where are the #Swifties now??


Hispanics turned heavily Republicans.
Dems have some soul searching to do.


Uncalled for dude.


That would be awesome


Is #Trump winning popular vote? Any bets?


What no. GOP is still on track to win house. Trifecta.


#Axelrod looks happy and smug. Dems didn’t listen to his warnings


#Netanyahu won today


Don’t forget the conservative Latinos and Indians.


#BTC national reserves


It is dawning on all the media outlets.


I wonder what kind of payout #Elon would get for this win.


#GOP Trifecta loading. Dems are fucked.


The bottom line is #billionaires win.


They tried to talk to dems but no one listened.


#DEMS don’t have a path to victory in #WI


I don’t care who wins. #KeepLeenaKhan


Fucking #ATH #BTC


Don’t celebrate yet guys. I think there is a big blue vote still to come. Still early.


Not in PA and MI


Oh oh #Trumpers are getting nervous.


Worldwide vs US dude


Another surprise


I think we will surpass #ATH for #BTC today. It might fall a little once things become clear but that is something


That is such a surprise


Dems: Madam VP, what is our election strategy?
Harris: Let’s put all our eggs in #PA


Are we going to see a surprise in #Ohio?


Who the Fuck voted #Warren in?


There is still hope for #dems


Wow #GOP killed it in Florida. Bad sign for Dems. #GA is not turning out to be a cliff hanger.


People who watch it should also watch it horizontally


Where is the #Hell thread when you need one??


Onion


Green is good. That means you voted for Jill Stein.


Polls haven’t started closing yet but almost all outlets are hinting at #Trump win with a wink.😉 Dems look nervous but even if they win the WH. Senate and House are going #republican. In any angle this is looking like a bad night for Dems.


And hence the question- what I was missing?


With that attitude you can claim everything is a conspiracy.


I am just sharing what I read on Wikipedia.


Murder-for-hire allegations
edit
Federal prosecutors alleged that Ulbricht had paid $730,000 in murder-for-hire deals targeting at least five people,[33] allegedly because they threatened to reveal the Silk Road enterprise.[42][43] Prosecutors believe no contracted killing actually occurred.[33] Ulbricht was not charged in his trial in New York federal court with murder for hire[33][44] but evidence was introduced at trial supporting the allegations.[33][45] The district court found by a preponderance of the evidence that Ulbricht did commission the murders.[46] The evidence that Ulbricht had commissioned murders was considered by the judge in sentencing Ulbricht to life and was a factor in the Second Circuit's decision to uphold the sentence.[45]


Yeah. I don’t feel like working today. If I do I might miss out on entertainment trolling people online.


You will be Registered as a super Procrastinator.


It will be entertaining no matter which way the election goes.


Now imagine how much tictok, insta and YT influencer are getting paid.


I am not seeing for both. Probably something to do with user preferences


CNBC is saying Traders are leaning 55% #Trump win vs 35% #Harris win.


BTC is shooting. Looks like #Trump has the edge but #Harris might win just to defy popular opinion. 🤣


I was reading wiki about Ross. Look at “Murder-for-hire allegations” section. That startled me. What am I missing?


What necklace??


Why red light??


Ewww


People who have been harping about Epstein’s list are now silent about audio tapes of #Epstein claiming #Trump was his bestie.


Sorry.


I am working right now for the luxury to soak it up when I am 70. I am enrolled in a modern slavery program.


All I can see is crowning


So kids give you heart attack. Got it.


No they don’t. They want capitalism dialed to 11 so they can maintain monopolies and oligarchies. They hold most of their wealth in equities, bonds and commodities which today is valued against $$. They will protect the $$ and sacrifice others. Inflation of printing will be passed on to the lower classes.


There is no way US is going communist. I can bet with a probability of 99.9999%. We are too capitalistic and I always bet with the rich as they always win in the long run.


But we are less fucked than other countries. Don’t you think?


A picture of Trump with illegals. 🤣


And we could be so much more generous if allowed.


That is awesome. All the trading that poor people do with their diversified stock and commodities portfolios can benefit from it. This will surely not benefit the rich people who live paycheck to paycheck with no savings or stock portfolios.


Eeww


Where were these textbooks when I was a kid?


I thought HOLD was the mantra so it can be worth a million dollars one day.


Yes. Everything is “far left” from a right perspective.


#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes https://image.nostr.build/b0883a24012df3a2c17888a1f08851bd819792b3e6633c32d0145b171115d0fe.png


Let me guess. It was all about sugar and saturated fats. 😂


That’s not scary. It is quite the opposite. Very comforting


Don’t fight it. Give into your temptation 😈 Take a nap.


The mic blowjob btw


But he knows how to give a blow job. Did you not see how awesome it was? Behold for 4 years of nonstop entertainment.


I am referring to the insecure part and not the bitch part. This is internet so ….


Aren’t they all?


So the solution is to use Graphene OS with Google products? 🤮


Light pollution in the cities hides like 99.9 percent of the stars. Nothing we can do about it as we need those lights.


Couple of heartbreakers on the loose.


Yet more people will vote for her than Trump in this election. Trump might still win the electoral college but zero won’t be it.


MAGA is a cult that will have a rude awakening one day. Being loud doesn’t mean more support.


Isn’t Apple better at privacy than Android?


#November Surprise to me was #Trump giving a Mic handjob and blowjob in front of everyone


#FBI: where are your private keys? Hand them over now!
Me: Peanut ate it. 🐿


I think he was euthanized not because he was a squirrel but because he was a social media star. Mr beast and others are probably Hiding. Hats Off


The poor illegal squirrel.🐿


I thought you were doing real push ups


My vote is whoever promises to keep #Leena Khan at #FTC. I don’t care about #Trump or #Kamala. The change Leena is bringing directly affects consumers. Eg: Membership Cancellation Rules. If anything I want her to farther and faster and go after #Facebook, #Google and #Amazon.


If you are a true Canadian then you should feel sorry not sad.


What if he runs away? Stray dogs are a problem.


Why? Because they are lazy to cook food.


Nerds don’t look like that.


Giggles


How about we do an AI comparison?


Why is that? Florida is not the only state that employs people. What the F happened with Texas California and NY?


Are you seeing any changes?


Simple solution is to


CEOs bending over for #Trump is so much fun to watch. #Elon #Bezos #Zuckerberg #Andreeson #Horowitz are chicken shit scared and kissing the ring. The only bold constant has been #Thiel. The smart thing to do is bet with the rich but man if Trump loses Dems will make sure these billionaires suffer just like Trump would to Dem backers if he wins.


That is exactly what people would think Satoshi would want people to think Satoshi would say.


What is it for??


So you are Going to do this again Satoshi?


Floating garbage they say.


Oh but that’s a geese 🪿


It’s has been for the last 10 elections.


This dude known how to play the crowd. If only he had a filter.


Which these???


Agreed


All the cats and nurses come out tomorrow. 👩⚕🐱


I just reposted this.


There is not enough original content coming from people on nostr. It’s a damn shame. 90% or more of what I see in my feed is copied from other people on other social media. Disappointing. No zaps for you.


And in the last 60 years it has always been the top 1% and corporations.


The answer is to change DMCA law not blame FEDs for interpreting and enforcing it. Blame Hollywood instead


Oh… yeah they stopped making those kind. You can go old school and rewatch notebook or time traveler’s wife


In both cases, moms are to blame.


Just got a notification upnovmber is also cancelled. You guys were so happy with Wall Street joining the party right?


Why do you have things to hide? Criminal


Negative things


What kind?


Funny how that works.


Yeap. It’s nuts.


Aren’t we all Anonymous??


I am signing a petition to bring this style back. Tired of watching super padded half bare assess at the gym.


I don’t know the electoral college poll numbers suggest otherwise. I am sure she will blame Arab Muslims for losing.


Oh it is making moves alright. You just don’t know it.


It’s my strategy to hypnotize ladies on Nostr. Is it working?


Wow it must have DAWNed in you just now.


Chinese new year in Jan. So in March we trust.


Dude. I want the price to explode not my device.


If you are talking about UPtober. It has been cancelled.


Is there an after picture?? I am curious now


What storm? Context?


Scary shit. What was that guy thinking walking out like that?


Sure. I added it to my calendar to watch this coming Wednesday and colored it red.


A uniform. You win. 🫡


Humanity is a huge undertaking. How about we start with a small group?


Damn girl. How did you know? It’s not like Nostr has any parental controls.


So warm. Nice


We see a lot of attractive girls who are complete strangers and call them sexy. Some just in pictures. Not sure personality matters for this label.


I don’t think so.


I don’t think you have. I am sensing a little modern feminism ideology which prescribes to everything and anything as sexy. So much positivity but unfortunately bogus.


So everything but sexy.


That chart is logarithmic like BTC chart in its early days


It’s called ChatGPT not Skynet


Agreed. Don’t marry sexy, just hire them. Gig economy is way cheaper in the long run.


Still ugly.


Angel get wings. What do I get?


Huh. Canadians and their pipe dreams


That is just sad.


Just saw a movie where the lead actor was sporting a Flip phone instead of an #iPhone.


It wasn’t like Jobs teased iPhone for 10 years and then it was real.


So I guess I can make $1 million since it won’t be the whole of what US borrowed.


That kind of hold on 🏀 🏀 s would be 🫣🥶


#Elon is like, look guys the carrot on the stick is so close you can almost smell it next year.


There is something to the conversations between Todd and Dillon. Who is who? Or are they one?


Wow. #Apple is spending so much on Advertisements all of a sudden. Looks like it is working for them.


Mark #Zuckerberg is spending a ton of money to remake his image. You will see a lot of articles in the next couple of months about how he is such a cool “dude” who is misunderstood. When you read such articles don’t forget how #Facebook preferred profits over people’s lives.


Apropos of nothing at all #uspol

https://assets.newsie.social/media_attachments/files/113/263/917/398/552/143/original/7b106cc390f83110.jpeg


Paywalls works for creator for sure not so much for consumers. eg amazon, Netflix. I Guess we are bringing those practices to Nostr too.


I want to touch the grass with my feet but I don’t that that satin dress with a slit.


Sure. If the only option is a paywall then surely it will work. Give options and the see how they don’t work. 1984


But to afford all of that is not free.


Cats are terrible human beings 😂


If #Trump loses the election #Elon is F’ked.


A tarantula laying eggs on avacado and rice is Lunch?


God, please make our credit card debts reset to 0 for ever.


I’m not able to figure out if I should buy $50 worth of #BTC or the panels app by #MKBHD.


You need help


Fucking CEOs I tell ya.


I know it in my heart that she does.


There is conflict everywhere. The difference is just in magnitudes.


Haha


which celebrity’s voice do you want me to use to generate audio?


Remember how Sam Altman was bragging about how he doesn’t have any equity in #OpenAI.


20% of issues matter more than 80% of the working features 🤭


Have you heard of the 80-20 rule?


Whatever happened to #BTC Runes??


#Apple seems to be on a marketing spending spree to boost the sales of iPhone 16. Pretty much every tech magazine is writing about why people should upgrade to iPhone 16.


Fruits and vegetables is the rule? What is the science behind this?


Mushrooms again?


If it’s not on iOS it’s not an app.


I have one Tomato


Ok let me use AI to summarize what you are saying.


Legend


Roe vs Wade was a Supreme Court precedent that was overturned not a legislation. The idea is to do the same if democrats win and put their own justices . The issue for them is that I don’t see any other Supreme Court position opening in the next 4 years. Let alone 2 to gain majority.


Because deep down you know it’s wrong.


My question to #Amazon CEO is, why only 5 days a week? Why not 10 or 20 days a week? Coward.


Would you say that about slavery?? Forcing people to work from urban centers where people cannot afford to live is a Modern day corporate punishment.


Poor Amazon CEO is forced to order all employees to be in the office 5 days a week so he can squeeze them to improve #productivity to meet his #compensation package targets.


How many of us are afraid to hold a #phone in our hands after the #Pager story today??


I read sit as shit


Logistical nightmare.


You avoided your instincts and made a conscious decision to ignore it. So from now on you should listen to me.


. Men should grow a pair.


Trust me it will be once there are better financial incentives. YouTube is a prime example.


If you are team #Trump zap 1k stats to someone and if you are team #Kamala zap 1k sats to someone.


I am worried that to prove #Trump right there will be a couple or #dog eating incidents tomorrow


Oh wait till you vote.


Yes


Why do I think we put all #BTC eggs in Trump’s basket. We may need to hedge after today’s debate performance.


God damn, it is.


You have to give it to him. He is unfazed and funny.


Says the one man army


Oh lord. This world and the internet is over run by childless cat ladies


Every time I see her in a meme, I feel like opening an incognito window


Dude. Chill. It’s ok. I don’t like them both. I think we should actually petition to replace both.


May be Wait 2 more weeks. September 3rd week BTC might touch 40s. Not financial advice.


We should have an election whether to replace both candidates.


Kamala is like I love your puppies. Trump is like she killed your puppies.


Why does Kamala sounds like how my ex sounds when she is about to CRY?


If you are so harsh on Kamala I can only imagine how brutal your assessment of Trump is going to be.


Trump’s plan - she didn’t do it. We are a terrible country. I have a concept of a plan. Vote for me. Immigration bad.


When do politicians understand people no longer like broad statements. Why the fuck can’t they be specific? Bringing down cost of living is not a plan, it’s a wish.


Nostr started in 2020 and 4 years later you only have concepts of a plan. Jeez. Present a plan already.


Double you


He needs coffee


Why is Trump off his game??? It feels like he is not prepared. He seems to have thoughts but not able to articulate it.


Exactly


Who the F is offchain.pub?


I don’t want #replygirl bot to reply to all my posts.


#Bitkey + Nostr when?


Whenever Apple releases a new iPhone, I have an itch to go buy it right away, but not this year. Apple Intelligence will also be available on iPhone 15 Pro.


I am sorry #Apple you are not getting my money this time.


Haha.. sick


I agree accurate


You are not suppose to heat honey right?


Pivot


Pivot ….Pivot


I hope some AI can help filter this out while posting comments. And likely the person posting the first article will be able to set what topics can be discussed on that post.


He doesn’t have mercy those pastries are proof.


That is an introduction for sure


So you are saying those lips haven’t been test driven yet.


Please stop cutting down plants to eat. You are contributing to climate change.


Test drive??


Moana??


Woah… 🤯


hair is so much easier to hold on to than hips.


That’s a green cone. It is probably a safe zone to poop


GM . There, I is said it.


Terrified of cuteness.


Why couldn’t they just use Olive oil or avacado oil? Is the difference is price really that great? Most palm oil comes from palm kernels


Apparently today is not the end of the world as an #asteroid is going to burn up in the atmosphere. How many times is the Mayan calendar going to be wrong?


What does it say?


I struggle with this every second of my life.


You people make me say these things in a real interview.


Clearly the white stuff in that bears mouth is cocaine, you should get a drug test from them before they join your team.


Surely post a day 5 pic. I want to see if that smile survives.


That’s it. The right way.


Oh send me the location I will go dig.


I identified the flying object so IFO. I don’t think it’s Atlantis. It’s too small.


Exactly


That’s because diapers are expensive now.


100% IFO


Men who do see it should go see a doctor.


OMG I got the best fucking idea. In #damus as you scroll past posts they should disappear from the main tab,  so we only see notes that we haven’t seen yet. Even if you close the app and open it or you refresh the main screen. If you want to see notes you already saw you would left swipe to the screen that says ‘are you lost?’ will instead have already read posts. Client side implementation. Am I a genius??? nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s this will increase interaction.


But it will be erased from most relays in 30 days.


That’s it??? That number sure is way lower


It’s likely some guy in Bangladesh forgot to stitch it and the whole Internet is going crazy to figure out a usecase.


Creative they are but I need one boring answer.


Sure but why is it a pouch??


Didn’t we say kids are not allowed on #Nostr?


I am curious, now that the question has been asked and not answered by anyone.


After looking at the weekly active users on #Nostr I have come to a realization that the only way to #grow it is to bring “#OnlyFans” here


Did Satoshi lineup halving cycles with US Presidential election cycle??


Isn’t X officially a right wing organization? TikTok and Instagram is more left leaning.


Oh man. That’s difficult but I have to go with Pharmaceuticals because they have immediate impact on people living or dying.


1x - Neo. The use cases are clearly there. I want to start privacy related conversations. Imagine a device that is roaming around in your house which can see and hear everything and can be hacked to do stuff around you that you don’t want.

https://www.1x.tech

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/K9y3UUhOiAI


They still have instagram right ??


More than prison. He should be stripped of all his wealth I mean every single dollar stock and asset as punishment because that is all that matters to him.


Vegetables and protein. Avoid seed oils.


Nostr needs Tarot reader. 👍


Yes this one


What if I am using VPN??


Isn’t night supposed to cool the earth down to keep the temperature in check?


It is a duck you duck.


#Zuckerberg can just buy public opinion. It doesn’t matter if he has been a pig all his live selling us for his benefit. A million here a million there will buy him the image of a nice, generous, better than #Elon tag to continue to do whatever he is doing.


So now the screenshot is not about taxes?


Yes. Those of us making 100 million or more have to pay those fucking unrealized gains. I wish we bitcoiners didn’t make that much and stayed poor or middle class.


Unfortunately it misleads viewers on who this applies to. I am assuming all the bitcoiners will make $100 million or more in the upcoming boom cycle to pay this unrealized gains tax.


That was a steep drop #BTC


Smart money will back the candidate billionaires support. Money wins.


That’s too little


How?


Yes. It interrupts scrolling.


You are no longer a normal guy. You are a Nostr Guy


Humble??? You?? Now?? How??


Might be just a regular flu.


So more people than people who believe earth is not flat.


No ban on zapping


Why is this a bad thing? We complain about Amazon products having thousands of fake reviews on products from Bangladesh or India to help with sales. Now that a rule is being placed we are against it because it is a “regulation”. It’s an on request compliance and no one is forced into it.


As opposed to the other retard.


AI generated??


And hence the payment tier that subsidies the smaller less space using free users.


It’s a nice message but delivered a little creepily.


Ice cream.


Ok from now on - you are “I miss you sexy” for us all.


Huh… I see what you did there


She left the left a long time ago. She rebranded herself after her ties to far right funding in India came out.


Also relays should have bandwidth (only new notes) tiers among themselves for gossip so they share revenues.


10 mins


Storage tiers like google drive. First tier should always be free that takes care of 80% use cases/users. Hopefully revenue brings more relays. BUT not like $9.99/month for Damus purple that is too rich.


No. It is nationalistic public service.


WTF man. Where does this end? A new Oxford dictionary???


But it has the potential. 16k weekly active users is probably not enough to adopt X behavior. Small tribes are homogeneous.


No Fair. We are supposed to engage in pointless outrage to no end.


Wow. Imagine the number of people now scared to engage in crypto.


The attitude is ends justify the means. Jesus or hitler does not matter. It is SAD.


Fiduciary responsibility to maximize profit always trumps moral responsibility.


Spot on. Zombie Monday.


Looks like this cat and I have entangled behaviors.


Are you talking about the nails?


Money can absolutely buy all of them.


What happens next??


Another man falls for a pretty face. We are cursed.


I wish I could like this post twice.


I like stories


Curious now.


Can we trade #Elon for #Pavel??


I hope #Nostr CEO is hiding. After #Elon arrest it will be his turn.


Is this real?


Adopted home of #Superman is #Illinois??? WTF DNC. #Fictional


Did they not have to KYC to register a website? Can’t we know who he is from looking it up?


LA??


Probably the nonstick pan fumes.


Perfect anology


Yes, Mam.


To people with eggs.


I WILL say I don’t have time and yes, I want health to be my priority. No, I am not a fucking lazy bum may be at times. I am not privileged with time and money. That is the truth. Have you been to a grocery store looking at something as simple as raspberries $5 for regular GMO and $8.99 for organic non-gmo. Chicken $7.99 regular vs $13.99 for no antibiotics or preservatives. These are real pocket book issues. Price always trumps organic non gmo stuff. Gymnastics, camp or whatever other activity always trumps over cooking at home with avocado or olive oils.


Profile picture


The only reason I paid any attention was your dp.


Damn I did


Anything homemade in this new age is a no go unless we get to work less.


Only a economic depression can do that.


Not gonna be mine for sure.


So keep raising the retirement age? Work yourself to the most unhealthy days of your lives.


Any new good movies??


I am selling sperm for #Bitcoin.


After this picture. No one .


It is impossible to get away from seed oils. Impossible. Even the brands that call themselves 100% organic use “Organic” canola, palm, sunflower oils. Avocado, olive and coconut add to the cost of foods.


What is the research behind high-pressure expeller pressed seed oil versus regular seed oil?


Kinda weird she disappeared


The dude walked out to check on the freaking lions.


Propaganda


🤤What do people keep taking pictures of their phones ??


How true is this chart? Can’t trust the internet.


So you are drinking coffee next to you a heater. Say that.


Exactly the first thing I think about when I wake up. Nostr settings.


Awww


Now I have to be a dragon fly?


Haha. Now how do I test her.


When I used to ride to work my radio used to be on and I used to sing as loudly and badly as I can and think about vacation that was 10 months away.


Hey, Who are you calling stupid? If I say we are in a recession, I’m stupid if I say we are not in recession I’m stupid. So I save we are dangling in between.


#Google #DeepMind does all these amazing things and yet when it comes to consumer implementation of AI why do they suck so much?


Why stomach pain?


NOSTR


Artificially manipulating supply is also illegal, and those law should be enforced then they can go against price gouging.


We need #mute #notifications on already muted #conversations to get rid of #hell threads.


Lost and found??


Prompt: make this girl real and more importantly my obidient GF.


Made me chuckle
https://nostrcheck.me/media/00000000827ffaa94bfea288c3dfce4422c794fbb96625b6b31e9049f729d700/b9d2b9b79756b156ef13ad476a2d5d5dcf9a14ba09e75f65c7dc594c57afb59b.webp


Yes I ageee


What is ncryptsec now??


Every time I block one pooper jacker another one pops up. 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Scroll stopper. I am not falling for it.


I bought the #dip at the top of the market. Stop telling me to buy the fucking dip.


Exactly


What if the identify protection services funded this hack so we all rush to buy their services?


Weirdly the same thing happened to me.


#15k #active users. Seriously, in my home town 15k people talk 5to eachother at a street corner.


Best of yours? I don’t even see you.


How turn the tables!


Mobile service with KYC??? Is it even legal?


You young folk.


People are like #Musk is a genius. Once in a generation entrepreneur. Now after #Trump interview he is more like #MrPotter but in Tech instead of banking.


If not safe for work can be a toggle then hell threads can be toggles too. Filter tag users > 5.


So true. It’s all about monetizing.


So can the world’s #richest people not afford noise #canceling microphones??


What’s a job?


I tried OMAD and I was hungry and miserable and looking at the clock all the time. I didn’t do it for a day, I did it for like 2 months and kept asking myself, is this the state I am supposed to live my life in that is being miserable? I did intermittent fasting 16-8 better but it did not yield results. I walked 1 hr instead of 10k.


How do you guys always have money to buy #BTC when it dips?


I hope it hits 58k every 2 weeks


Woah…. It’s getting a little hot in here 🔥


Making 317X more than an average bitcoin employee. Booooo


So to grow Nostr Let’s make ostriches have sex again.


So you are calling this a pyramid scheme?


Because she has muscles and is not anorexic. She will be classified as a plus sized model in Paris and will be used for body positivity campaign.


F’ing shit.


They are on Nestr 😉


And no world wars after Gandhi died. Let that sink in.


I don’t give excuses. I give legitimate reasons every single time.


100% true


That’s deep shit yo


#Kamala  and her angry stare at the hecklers said it all. She expected roses without thorns.


No. Can you try again?


Kingdom of heaven??


How do you burn an nsec? Seriously??


I think #JamieDimon succession plan is going to be US treasury secretary. What do you think??


What a perv


#Adele gave the best song to #007 franchise ever. #Skyfall

https://youtu.be/DeumyOzKqgI?si=4kZd-zzOkFGBdYCp


It does not look like it. May be Nolan is making another Oppenheimer.


Wish I can.


It’s all about rainbows and unicorns with you people.


That bear is going to grow up to create another bear market


Likely thumbs 👍


I wonder how that hole formed.


Poor guys. Even in gifts everyone tries to remind him of his assassination attempt. He probably wants to forget about it.


Moving objects. Makes sense


#US has so many guns and gun lovers, were there any medal winners in that category??


I still can't get over how robin hood WOULDNT LET YOU BUY GameStop (only sell) a couple years ago and SOMEHOW they still have users

Complete breach of trust


Oh we need them to fix it alright!!


CreamHer is the 🐐


Conspiracy. Where is SEC and FTC when you need them?


Support system when market crashes.


Pronto


Wow … I am seeing all sorts of people on Nostr coming out of woodwork for support. Posting for first time in weeks.


I will buyte the dip.


Ugh Internet Outage. Did they know I was going to skinny dip in to #BTC?


Why are you doing this to us?


Not me🤷🏽


Wow 52 rejection was epic but I have a feeling we will come back tomorrow to push further down


Neighbors wife is ok though right?


Flash Crash???


Hopefully there are no lens or filters involved.


What did he predict???


Clearly the data does not support the emotion.


There won’t be a need to do so if it was fast. For it to be fast there needs to be more nodes with good bandwidth that costs money.


Bank to do what??? Convert bitcoin to Fiat. So for you it was about greater fools theory and not actually be part of the decentralized cause.


#Coinbase is a #MtGox about to happen. Bookmark this tweet.


Once the recovery email was revealed  anonymity is lost and that would lead to coercion in many direct ways. They should have not complied and gone to court. Proton should have never claimed privacy if they were just going to hand over information


Now the question is why would you trust proton wallet when you cannot trust proton mail.


Fine. I will like your post.


How many of you said we will never see #BTC $58k again? I need names.


I need directions to this place.


I heard about fires and quality issues.


Jeez. Isn’t reaper enough??


Enough with #cats and #couches. It’s #dog time.


No mam


Weird


#Kamala is asking me for money for every #YouTube video I watch.


And that is why I choose not to eat that meat


I want more info


Not my job.


Meat looks too raw for me.


How? It’s Monday.


I fear for the hard-working, sexy, looking models in advertising


Oh well. I am sure as soon as people are born they are paying $9.99 for freedom and rest who don’t end up in North Korea. Make it $0.49. go for volume.


First the #cats infiltrated internet and now cats are all the rage in America politics. #couch takes the second spot.


Relays don’t gossip enough if you ask me.


Donald T


What is this about #kamala sleeping her way to the top?


They aren’t red


Are you saying Women are inefficient in winning an election with less money than a man can??🧐


Cool. Now I have so much work to do.


#Correlation is back. #BTC


How long does it take to get there from nearest civilization??


Why do you think future nostr websites won’t have cookies? Tracking is a different tech than a just a  hosting database.


How many panties??


Yes, let’s add 2 more layers to make it easier for people to understand.


I don’t see any sauce.


My brain hurts


Ok how do I find the female triple maxis?


Because no one knows who kyzer soze is.


Specialization??


Bidet it is.


Elite he is


How did the #BTC community align itself with #MAGA and #Republicans??

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/Y5RDNHQ6MJRI4SYQJCKXPFVWHY.jpg&w=1200


I give up. I can’t find you in all that purple.


So that makes it ok??


Hope


Enthusiast yes but not poor normal folk. I am poor normal folk. 😭


Sorry but that is a sad sad stat after almost 2 years. I know we all want it to win badly.


Three hotdogs? Looks like someone's about to have a really filling day.


You know that this post is screaming for meat jokes


Must be the first democratic presidential candidate to say that.


eCash


No but a woman approved it who did not find it necessary to question why the word Palestinian is missing


Hey!!!! Language


It is $150. We need to fix the rock first


It was not baking soda. Don’t misrepresent the substance. They work hard to make it.


Damn how do you know?


Ok we will call it that if it makes you feel better.


I see a fly on your rice.


Says stream started but nothing is loading


Keeps loading


How did we get here?


#JDVance seems to have pinched a nerve.


That is funny.


笑死。川粉拿哈里斯没生过孩子作为攻击点。

然后被人回怼说没有任何一届过往的美国总统生过孩子，不理解为什么一到哈里斯身上就成了问题

https://t.co/koXN9WJRiy https://t.co/sBGnj44Gxs https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GTWA77dbYAAaB5r.jpg


He didn’t have a problem supporting genocide yesterday being Netanyahu guest for his speech. Hypocrite


I know of others too that have been applying for 3 months.


No mention of Palestine. I get the Hamas bad, Israel good thing. Aren’t the protests about Palestine?? I also mentioned yesterday in one of the comments that flag burning will backfire and create a divide. That was stupid.


They keep saying Labour market is strong. How?


#Southwest - Assigned seating and Premium seating sounds like ‘give us more money’ because our profits dropped and we need to charge you more


That is stupid. Flag burning is not going to help at all. All it does is create more divide.


https://cdn.satellite.earth/8e4ab90f6bd78eb25f05a0c4d5ab215fa3e68647d5bc8f0247e59e6916fc90df.jpg
#meme #memes


Fake


Why did the US not arrest #Netanyahu?


The simples thing you can do is to abandon the house or simply burn it. 🔥


#Kimberly Cheatle’s testimony which you all should watch, listen to the question that were asked and the answers that were provided 9 days after assassination attempt. If I stonewall like that at work even in one meeting my ass would be fired.


64 out of how many? And the rollout over years and not weeks for a handful of others. What a scam to fool people.


A wallet on Primal makes you give them DOB. Blasphemy


OMG - so to a non-techy person there is no way to setup a simple #LN address quick and easy without him having to take a bachelors degree in how #BTC and LND stuff?


I will join you.


Not true


Bring back #bitkey $25 offer. We protest.


Not true. Comes with a lot of unnecessary sacrifices from the husband.


I am #nostr family dude.


I am NOT ok with #characters that resemble kids in #Anime porn. I will report it to relays. 🚫🚫⛔⛔ It is scary to see them on #nostr.


Is there a place where I can rent them for 10 mins to stare?


You want to make a $5 profit by selling one to me for $30?


Ah… man I missed it


You are dead to me. (Till the next post)


I don’t think it is $25. It’s probably $125


Media in Asia - Bye-Done #Biden


You should be upset you have no power


It feels like #Trump assassination attempt happened years ago.


Well, who is #Kamala’s VP??


Is nostr:npub159kfm8nr5ulwcw2vq5vwe44rtsylrxd6z30lzktrusfe2mcf8musxygvjs  a bot??


Challenge #Kamala. It is important she goes through the scrutiny before she is nominated. Anyone??


She is still VP to #Biden. She cannot speak against her boss.


How does it make sense for #Cop #cars to be pick-up #trucks?? Did GM or Ford Lobby? Seriously? What are the pros?


Did the lord almighty just talk to #Biden? That should be the fucking #BreakingNews


There is nothing wrong in that. If we follow the 4 year cycle it is supposed to drop 50% starting now after halving


Shit


Biden #OUT


Alright. Where is it?


I provoke, you sting. That’s what bees do.


Swapping roles also works


You sting you die. So no bee.🐝


Haha apt.


Blue Screen of #Death - CrowdStrike


Does it come with as many fees?


Not #Kamala, Not Kamala, not Kamala🙏🫣


Don’t worry. I will call the fire department


There are no cool kids anymore.


#Purple bubbles everywhere.


And not #newsom


The #alternative cannot be #Kamala. We need to go back to the #pool


Is the menu on Nostr?


Nose hole…. Ok


Wow that’s a lot of zaps back to you.


Yes. Build everything fast and ship already. It better be free. Geez we are dealing with a bunch is slackers here. Learn from Cardano guys.


Enlightened


#Republicans are going to have all branches of #government this time around. Presidential, Senate, House and Supreme Court. This will change the country for decades to come. The Pendulum has swung. On the other side #Democrats have Biden to blame.


Things happened too early this election season. I wonder if there is going to be an #October surprise.


He diversified. Most of his money is still stocks.


Back in 2016, #Vance was one of Trump's fiercest critics, casting the then-reality TV star as “a total fraud" and “moral disaster” and calling him “America’s Hitler." - JD Vance is 39 years old as of today.


#JD Vance is not related to Bob Vance from #TheOffice series.


The conspiracy that it is staged is bonkers


Nice spin.


But he doesn’t like panties. He likes to grab em by the ….


Or your post.


This is a cool capture of the betting market


Oh come on. It’s not even been 2 hours. How did they get the polls out so fast?


Get familiar with the #Trump #Fist pump picture. It is for the history books and will be used for decades to come.


But #Elon is for truth and free speech absolutist. No???


#Trump wins the November #election in July.


Why??


What did they break??


With ads - Yes they do stop after 1 episode


Is this hosted on a relay??


Fuck me


So if he does this press conference without fumbling that is supposed to make us feel at ease?


Do you guys want a #president who can only perform during big boy press conferences? What about other times?


Yes it has to be diluted. I think 1 part soap and 3 part water before using it. It leaves a white residue on dishes though.


French Friends


What are the chances that of one of the #BTC #ETF is going to be the next #MtGox?


You forgot to say our lord and savior


Me me


I am scared of being on a podcast.


And you broke the non-AI streak on Nostr.


AI yes finally


Damn…. It what I thought


Because a lot of people live in reality. And IRL people need fiat for day today transactions.


And there is me who isn’t invited. I am not even a nerd.


Ah this meme had no impact of BTC price. I think it’s because the chair’s color is blue instead or orange.


You mean other’s moms are hot.


I am afraid to do it


So look like #Biden is staying. They can say bye to the down ballot races.


Ok France went left.


#BTC order set at $31k. 🤞


I am more sad that a bot is saying it instead of a human.


That is a felony. I hope they trace the distributor of fake money.


Poor shirt


You are qualified to be on a podcast as long as you are not knowledgeable. The moment you gain knowledge you will be selling subscriptions to a course instead of podcasting.


Please don’t kill. Peace and Love should be the message.


Yesterday I was convinced that #AI is going to change the world in just a couple of years. Today I am convinced it’s a #FAD like any other.


#Trend so far: #India - Far Right, #U.K - Center and #France - Far Right. US ??


And it’s an incomplete picture because it needs a negative post for completeness


#JhonnyMnemonic movie tech projections were so off. Even in real world people like Elon project as if we will live in the future in the next day or two.


Passwordless.


Not true


Did not age well


Yes and there is something wrong with you.


WTF is this??


80 year old man is Fucking #democrats and it’s not a pretty sight.


It’s is not enough for Biden to win.


Then we have 4 along with Facebook


It’s not Gox Sell off. It’s anticipation of Gox Sell off.


Me too


Why is there #Threads and #Instagram?? Don’t they do the same thing?


Latter


36 is very likely.


For how much??


54 buddy 54


I need to know too


If only I had cash


You mean 56k gang but I am honestly here for the girl.


Feet-ish


Also liberty and pursuit of happiness


And it cost them ~$4 #btc


We need a mute thread button.


Days like these #BTC is inflationary.


You all wanted #BTC #ETF. Now go to a corner and cry.


This is becoming a problem in IRL.


Let me mirror your iPhone on my Mac.


Yeah that’s what I thought. It’s not truly censorship resistant then.


Proof of Work. CPO picture trying it on.


Why??


Bump stock on shoes. Lethal


WTF . What about physical security? How does it work?


Waving #BTC banner all over the place


So you are saying I have to work 52  years to enjoy 5 years of retirement.


I haven’t logged on to twitter or Facebook in almost a year.


Thanks. Do you know who is hosting the uploaded videos? Is it some AWS S3 or Nostr relays?


Is there a Nostr YouTube?


The only way to replace #biden is to stop donating to his campaign.


I am Anxiety 😬


Ah… I need to go a deserty place to find Fish now. What luck? Looks like all the fish in the west are taken. Thanks though.


Isn’t Ocean censoring transactions??


Websim.ai


I see no #Fish in the water. I was promised #POF


Well … did you carry your own bag?


#Biden aide is saying “absolutely“ not thinking of dropping off.


All the #Alley cats should sue #Biden for cat-racism.


Well, what is the spread like?


Relay Filters to the rescue if you want to do business in the US. It will be the law. Relays will be treated as platforms


What garbage? What orbit?


Link to the video please


Not sure I can pull it of


Yay. Now the Govt can control our phones remotely.


T-Rex hands are of no use.


Looks poisonous


#Sky is falling harder🐓😱 #BTC


I do… I have no money to buys anything else


#Sky is falling 🐓😱


Where is the signup sheet?


Dude,,,, 🤣


This guys sells bags for us to hold.


Free Purple


I love a chart with no context of what it is trying to say.


Not unpopular. Specially when the inflation makes you afraid of stepping out of the house.


What tools do you use?😝


#Elon Musk will ban Damus at Tesla if gets to know you are providing subscriptions data to ChatGPT. Not PII but still.


It was real but the media made it into something else. End of the world


El Salvador ??


What? Why? Where?


I don’t get the appeal of #Solana? Isn’t it completely centralized? How is it any different from Google or Apple?


When the fuck did our government and politicians become tone deaf?? Politicians used to be afraid of scandals and now they are chasing after them.


Agreed


Bitcoin mining??


Then we should call it paiddom


What did you eat??


No way


They should called #SpaceSex


I was so afraid I divorced my wife.


So apparently now #AI stands for #Apple Intelligence. What coincidence? Right?


Dude that’s called a snake bite.🐍


And I wasn’t invited


What good ole days??? They still serve it.


To date?


They should fucking tokenize it on a blockchain to stop these shenanigans.  BTW where the fuck is BTC tokenization technology??? We need one now.


WTF is $base ? Seriously?


Yes.


So Biden vetoes SAB121?? Why?


That’s how they started building Jurassic Park.


Please tag NSFW stuff with hashtag NSFW. I toggle this tag as needed. If you not #tag it the toggle misses it and it shows up in your timeline.


Everyone I considered to be a hero or a genius has disappointed me.


Vote for #SouthPark this coming election instead of #Biden or #Trump.


Democrats are all lip service and no balls


Put money in HSA and invest in Bitcoin ETF. This is where ETFs are useful


What happened to world coin??


I think the form is not correct. I may need to give some personal lessons. First hour is on me.


I won’t say that they don’t care. Democratic political leadership is tone deaf. Biden running again is a big mistake. People are literally questioning his mental state.


I am convinced #Democrats will lose the November elections. So many people are turned off voting for them and they don’t want to vote for #Trump. Most are likely to sit at home. Lower turnout is expected. Long weekend pulse.


WTF


Getting mugged for a watch and cash and not having a phone to call 911 doesn’t sound like a good idea.


You scratch my back and I scratch yours.


“Medically Necessary”


I no see you in water.


Plant bitcoin seeds in panties. How about that?


I didn’t get it.


Fine. I will gift you me.


But the way she looked at me …


It is simply a pay wall with premium pricing in the name of Ad screening.


What is the ball size to dick length ratio.


LSD


Boeing Whistleblowers are promptly killed by Boeing. I am told by BP.


No fish.


Free the Bird.


Damn the new #AI windows version is going to capture everything I do on the #computer and keep a snapshot off it. This is great. I don’t have to worry about that one #porn video that worked for me like a year ago for which I don’t remember the name or that URL. I can simple ask the AI to find it.


What are you trying to say??


Shit Post and #zap


What is a 90 day trading delay??


Nice analysis


I know. It is that small.


#ChatGPT-4o is not flirting with me as advertised. All the responses are dry with a hint of frustration when she speaks to me. #disappointed #SameAsAnyOtherWoman


Can you imagine the Mental Health recovery among Men if AI can do this? I give it 5 years for a product to market that can do all of this


GM


Damn that glass skin.


How many of you rushed in to watch #dumbmoney? #GME


Ok until then the devs should also provide a link below barcode to copy the LN string so it can be pasted somewhere else like wallet app. That is all I am getting at. Just showing the barcode is not enough.


How?? No miners and no computers to run nodes. How can it survive?


You’re on your #phone browsing and you see a #lightning payment barcode which you need to scan with your lightning app on your phone. what do you guys do? Take a screenshot and then use some sort of camera app to copy text so you can paste it in the payments app? that doesn’t seem like a great user experience.


HOA is a scam.


I fucked my future in the past which is my present.


After knowing that #AWS and #Tesla hire and fire frequently. Would you consider working for them in the future? A lot of people at #Amazon  don’t even get to complete their vesting period. #Tesla on the other is brutally stock price bound.


Scroll the main feed, go into a note to check it out and go back to the main feed. You are not where you were before you entered the note #Damus #bug


So when people buy Ln BTC we can stand right behind them and scan the barcode before they can and steal ??


$70 million in #BTC lost by someone after sending it to the wrong address. Why can’t they accidentally send it to my BTC address?


What the F happened  ??? I need to know the new controversy now.


No more Non-Compete.


Do tell. Don’t know.


#Runes ruined #Tx Fees


What does it mean??


Awww… I never won anything. Thanks


I dreamt that I won the #halving block rewards with my one tiny miner single handedly without joining a #pool.


Where is the one cursing for price not doubling over night?


Skirt Halving


Me too 😭


That was crazy. Where the fuck do people get this kind of money?


I am not crying …. 😭


Do not lose or share this private key.


What is this #dip that everyone is crazy about and keeps buying? What do you eat it with? #Bitcoin


Let me pee in my pants first.


I knew it. You are an Alien. It all makes sense now.


No we are not.


What’s that round globe like Building??


I am calling the cops.


Are #miners selling to prepare for increase in operating cost post halving??


Anyone know what happened to #BTC Jesus Roger Ver??


I am the undertaker. I will bury those.


Her 🤮


It asked for my fucking date of birth to activate wallet. Fuck it


Are they free for Nostr accounts??


It doesn’t look like forest.


That is a lot of fucking around.


Yesterday #nostr was all about #Dan and today #Dan is dead. What is wrong with you people?


I thought we were close 🥲


What the heck is #Dan and why the heck is #Dan?


Hump. Tattoo placement, what they mean and why?


I hope this quote doesn’t apply to my job.


I heard about the correlation but I can figure out why.


A


I am sure there are buyers out there😉


Auction them.


you accidentally took a picture with rear camera.


Da’Bear market


How many bitcoins??


Same


True. I will cherish sunny days.


There is a #CEO out there indexing all posts from Nostr posts to train the next AI.


I am so glad that sun comes out everyday.


Any #bitkey reviews??


And with that followed


I have been healthy a lot lately


And like an idiot I have been trying to figure out what to say for the last 5 mins. I give up. Please wear a ponytail.


Why #cashu if I have #LN?


Devin AI -


Is HE really Wendy?


Was he using LN?


All this time I thought America was the Superpower. Now is know #Israel can kick anyone’s ass. The real Superpower. #ruler


#Elon has a god complex.


Wow. Looks like extortion was legalized in India the last few years. #ElectoralBonds #govt #India.


Forget podcast. You are invited to my home QT.


Danger to society. Lock him up.


A free one.


WTF is right wing obsession with #AndrewTate. Let him go. You are better off without him. I am looking at you, Tucker.


I vote down.


What I am saying is that with pin they don’t even need to ask you what the pin is if they confiscate your phone. They probably have captured you entering it in once in many of their cameras at the airport. With biometrics you can at least physically resist.


No hickey either.


These days women simply find men who have #bitcoin. Why deal with self custody right?


They will convince us with all the science and sexy influencer girls talking about it 24/7


I lost your private key. Not my key, not my woman. Need more women.


Why biometric?? I mean there are cameras everywhere and using code would be recorded in multiple angles and they don’t even have to ask you to unlock once the phone is confiscated.


So #Elon is just jealous of #OpenAI and wants those billions too. What a fucker??


Also that is not a lot of bitcoin. It’s half the daily mined amount


Are you sure it’s a sell and not some sort of wallet swap to secure them? 2010 is early early mfing adopter.


It’s a coded message. What does it mean?


So close to 69 and yet so far.


So close to 69


Really?? Or programmed catch all error message?


What 30k airdropped meals*** for 2 million people are not enough and now you want a ceasefire?


So #Fediment. What do you think??


Watch the so called experts fail to explain the sudden price surge. #bitcoin.


Well the average is 20k. I want to see how they white wash these results. CNN already comparing to Obama getting more uncommitted in some red states.


It’s going to be a #Doji. #April save us 🙏 #Bitcoin


#uncommitted


$ARK sells $COIN and $COIN goes up.


He is Not men’s fragrance. He is Vaporware.


Does she cook and clean??


ET


Taco


No, I think he can get rid of the couch and use just the cushions. Then eye level to TV viewing would better. Also too many things.


Q*


Best campaign commercial I have seen yet! #uspol

https://assets.newsie.social/media_attachments/files/111/943/291/935/666/213/original/2fd9d58c40fbd7cb.mp4


Were any of you around when #EOS ICO happened? They went with a 365 day ICO period and the last days of the ICO there was FOMO. Jeez those were the days.


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s - scrolling past the video in the timeline used to pause the video. Now it doesn’t. Bug??


All the #Bitcoin experts are coming out of the woodwork.


Nobody reads a #note without an image.


Is this a touched image??


That is so good


Loki???


Shadows don’t lie.


#NIP-186 : Girls who are married or have boyfriends are not allowed on Nostr.


CPR??


#Elon Musk and #Donald Trump have the same communication style. Child like.


Bowbowbaka


Yeap…


See dude… no response


How do I get Donald Trump to finger me??

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/politics/live-news/trump-trial-e-jean-carroll-01-26-24/index.html


Yes. Let’s add a few more middle nodes and pay fees.


Elon is desperate


Address?? I can use it to buy bitcoin


I used to root for #Google and now it is just a shit company slowing down #Youtube for using ad blockers and #firing 1000 people in the first month of the year. #Evil

https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/14/24038397/google-layoffs-just-the-beginning


I used to root for #Google and now it is just a shit company slowing down #Youtube for using ad blockers and #firing 1000 people in the first month of the year.


Didn’t I say that ? nostr:note13w2kj5jvmuw8e304vpsmlau69ddxvpmqduxl362j97xe3g6tx9as7xaux3


Farts???? They must smell like roses.


Done


My new GF


If #bitcoin can be hijacked by a bunch of Wall Streeters then I don’t need it. It failed its purpose.


“I am Anatoly CEO of #Solana. Today marks a historic day for us” AI generated YouTube ad. Fuck and google still allows it.


How many of you think Elon wanted to embarrass SEC and gave hackers access to twitter account?? #SuckElonsCock #SEC


Haha


SELL THE NEWS


So funny


Pay for Coffee with #BTC and wait for 6 confirmations. #coffee will get cold by the time you can fully own it to drink. #LN


I am shitting in my #pants thinking about #AI and #Robotics potentials that would change the #economy and job market in very short time.


Eew


GM 📞


You are wrong.


I am more worried about what comes after HODLing for too long.


It does not explain interference clearly.


I was promised a #rocking year for bitcoin not a #rocky year.


creediator

Unfiltered thoughts - no longer a Noderunner
creediator@getalby.com


Stolen??


Fuck


Call 911


Haha. Nice. Did he at least tip in Eth ??


I have a feeling #BTC is going through some whale trading selling at a higher price. Some sort of #insider news has leaked that is causing this price movement.


There you go.

https://www.newsnationnow.com/crime/names-of-epstein-associates-to-be-released/amp/


Supply demand


Yes, how??


I don’t see anything like that. Which client do you use??


Bot


You are killing it


Slowly starting to


Yes


Happy New Year


Yes. I will sign up for 1 year contract tomorrow that ways I know I have to go 🤣


No. I am simply an adult citizen


#metoo


Slippery slope


Depends on the day and situation 🫣


It is known.


Think about the term “human shield” for a moment— that means an innocent human has been strapped to a guilty human and you kill the innocent human for the sins of the guilty human, please do not use that term as justification, it is gross.


Did they make a decision on #BTC ETF today??


War Cry against Chase


It means you need to unplug and plug it back in.


If you really really focus


Big Truck, Small PP


It’s more like Stockholm Syndrome. We are used to the torture


It’s just 16 sats.


It is important to voice out what you don’t love. It is important to disagree than to suffer in silence.


Deep #burn


Can you give some to me as well ? I have been a faithful spectator


Ok. Handsome tall doctor is on the order then. Do you have the dowry system??


Sign me up.🤤


I lost all my savings on #nostr


AI??


Darker Web in the making


Pretty girls selling #merchandise online is not a new business model.


It was more like post your last Merry X’Mas, Happy New year and happy holidays post. 🤣


Where are you from?? It might not be so uncommon


Hey that’s my meme.


She needs to learn history but not use Florida textbooks.


This will work well post onboarding. Pay to post will have a heavy onboarding setup that will disincentivize people and impact growth. Slow death.


You don’t have to be an astrophysicist to feel that way. I do too and that thing that sit on top  of that other thing that is near the wheel is broken.


If paying for participation is the model then may be it is not innovation that all seem to believe it is. It could be a good model for other purposes. Imagine Damus charging $8 per month for using the client and Relays doing the same. Freedom USA relay, Freedom UK relay etc each with different definitions of freedom charging different fees. You will end up with walled gardens everywhere. Again, I don’t have an answer but I also feel subscriptions are not a solution. As the value of sats goes up so will the zapping for fun.


Yeah dude. Subscriptions aren’t the future. It feels like it is the best business model today but people will revolt against subscriptions. We are surrounded by too many. I don’t have an answer to what is a better model where people don’t have to pay. Imagine Nostr Layer 2 for people who don’t like to spend for persistence.


Now I have to compete with fucking #trees??


The article and the beautiful girl in the picture has no relevance.


Is this a joke??? Can we start adopting torrents please? Also don’t ask me to pay my hard earned sats for torrents.


Browsing #Anime in #global during a boring conversation among a group will make you not want to stand up for while.


Is this an onion report??


I can tag along for some company


And now it is doing something.


Every dog has his day. Today is not his.


Slurp


Torrent stuff??


I couldn’t have been more clearer.


Ok. Still side by side makes it makes you brlieve charts movement was the same.


It’s the same chart.


Free Will


Once you are in a bunker all you will have left is to do those things.


The list of #pre-requisites to be considered for #airdrops is ever increasing. Voice out and stop doing it. Collective bargaining is a thing.


A reminder. nostr:note1d0d7a8t2gutcvcwfmywc5yzryg40ktpkc8qdrfw92278xgvddhwqu449ey


I didn’t take his advice and ended up contributing too much shit.


What did he do now??


I want to be ungovernable


Opinion on One Night stand?? Last time you had one??


Thanks


I guess we should all move to Lebanon


Looks like #TeslaBot Gen 2 gained weight.


I am awesome….


Call the police. It’s theft


Which therapist should I see??


#Elizabeth Warren is up for reelection in #Massachusetts. What do we want to do? Are there any Massachusettians here??


Fortune Soup???


I saw the whole exchange. How cringy it was to ask one banker at a time to agree with you. It was like kindergarten


I am so triggered so early in the morning.


The article lacks a “deeper moral understanding” of the legal streaming providers and their presumed subscription value. Completely glosses over why it exists.


Close it down how?? They can surely limits in use in a big way.


Pretty much all the girls at my gym.


And the butt padding is getting ridiculous. I look at butt and I know there is 4 lbs of padding forcing an awkward posture. Not to mention the exaggerated veggie of yoga pants


Since when is not being able to read and write is being stupid? Apple and Google must be stupid to spend so much money on damn icons to make sense across the world for people from different countries speaking different languages.


I withdrew $200 from ATM. ATM transaction fee was $3.25 and my bank fee for the same transaction is $2.50. Fucking #banks. They installed a permanent straw in my body and suck my blood all day. Where the fuck is #lightning when you need it?


Eminem


I did it. I turned on the hide #nsfw notes. #damus
I think this should be a text box where we could enter a bunch of hash tags we want to hide, now that we have fast local search feature @jb55


Looks like the #internetCats finally arrived to #Nostr. #Nostriches now have to compete with cuteness


Does anyone know the biggest #Nostr note ever?? Size wise?


We could just have them join a zoom call.


Tom the cat Cruise


If only all the systems were open and connected and easy to transact with out a bunch of KYC. So many #bitcoin arbitrage opportunities out there.


Is it supposed to be something deeply meaningful?


Remember after Xmas #bitcoin drops like a rock for a bit


What is #Bitcoin? How do I get some?


Inaccurate. The first is always true


Paywalls


Looking at the number of people at stores today. I think we are going to see an uptick in Inflation as demand seems to be there .


According to Feminists, wearing sexy makes them feel confident and feel good about themselves. If the issue is in the eye of a beholder then they should work on it.


Yes. 100%. Applies to men too. I am sure you don’t want to see a guy with big gut wearing what magic mike wears.


Pricing is insane. He said they won’t make money on these for another 18 months. WTF #CyberTruck what did he price? $39,999 and $49,999 https://image.nostr.build/ded1e85ff5a86f90ce58cde1f787f257aa8e401f9825ef96725922e6294eab4a.jpg


#CyberTruck top speed is 112 mph. 😝 the truck is 2x more expensive than what was promised 4 years ago.


Followers too


Passkey to nsec. Passkeys are going to be a norm may be in a couple of years.


Near Real time and asynchronous indexing??? Offsets??


Dear lord. Stop her.


I wish my wallet is his mouth


An #ancient advanced #civilization used to live on #mars. They lost all the water to #bitcoin mining and perished because they could not replenish their  swimming pools.


It says Live. it says CNBC. Is this for real?


How many swimming pool bro??


So many movies


#HunterBiden wants to testify and #republicans don’t want him to. Why? Didn’t they want to do that because of Ukraine corruption or something they have been harping about. Didn’t they subpoena him? I am so fucking confused.


#Jamie Chase guy #NikkiHaley


Let me say what others are not saying. Why would you want to move 401k to bitcoin? What if the network effect of bitcoin moves to something else there by crushing its value? It’s your retirement account and if it gives you comfort then think of it as a hedge to your bitcoin.


But we now have #Ocean for mining.


That cat looks like it is almost done with living.


Emoji


Today I thought of more tits. Now everyone is happy. #TITTuesday


KYC???


WTF https://image.nostr.build/2e1a193733a8744931cc56a743965d0408b6b4af74ae97e18a8465d97bf75d3b.jpg


Who won tic-tac-toe??


Time to pull the plug


1 hour is too soon.


Oh when a dolphin does it it’s cute.


Words


Which one?


Ugh I hate jacket time


You could have used your mouth.


Lucky you


Trigger alert - All the government services will come to a standstill if what you said is true. Over simplification and generalization is not going to help. I have worked as a consultant in government offices before and like any corporation in America there are people who slack and people who work hard. Compare the lifestyle and value provided by a government/union employee to say some CEO - Jamie Diamond for example and see who is providing more day to day value. Or ask how much you pay for HOA per month and the value board members of HOA provide to you while taking big pays home. They are private sector but they suck blood every month and I don’t see people complaining. What about board members of a company, They get paid multiples of 100k for one or two meetings a month. No one is working 4 hours a day in a government and taking 100k a year. Government salaries are public information. The only major benefit of working in government is retirement and work life balance and you get paid half of what private sector pays you.


What happens to the balance in your LN wallet that hasn’t been backed up and now that you can’t recover it. No one is giving me a straight answer. Is it stuck in limbo for ever?


Imagine how much they must be over charging the customer or getting subsidies from tax payers.


Did you get it from #KFC??


Since you don’t care. That looks like a piece of shit compared to what F150 already delivers. Show me one thing in the truck that is first in the industry other than it is stainless steel which my fork is too.


#Bitcoiners are not immune to #idiocracy


The question is - are people liking it because of good looking pfps and all of the conversation seems to be happening among pretty women. Tried and tested strategy in the dating app.


What happened to #Tesla #FSD? Wasn’t it supposed to be ready by the end of this year?? No doubt it’s a hard problem to solve. The promise of overstating by businesses to consumers and investors has to stop.


Let’s remember that it is a Low earth orbit rocket. Exactly the same tech  Nass designed but didn’t want to spend money on. Even Bezos has a rocket and a bunch of other billionaires.


Full text search in 8 hours. Anyone impressed yet? In the last 3 weeks I changed a banner on the home page of the popular website.


Case sensitive??


Too many unending loops. Liar - do you have a soul - No.


Something doesn’t add up. If groceries are up 24% then how is it the 4th cheapest thanksgiving ever.


It also means more bills.


Where will the 100 sats settle? If I lost my LN address and generally when we create a LN address most UI I have seen don’t  say this LN address is associated with this Bitcoin address and provide us with a private key for that bitcoin address. Not sure who gets those 100 sats.


VOO do


Love letter???


Damn.


Say I have 100 sats in a LN wallet. I lose access to the wallet somehow. What happens to those 100 sats in the base layer #bitcoin blockchain?


When you want to pay rent you are asked to use #Plaid to connect to your bank account. When you want to sign up for an apartment you are asked to use #ResidentVerify which asks you to connect to your #bank account to verify 12 months of money deposits in your account to validate you are getting paid. Most recent #paychecks no longer fly. No other option provided. In the name of risk mitigation and #convenience they have access to your private data and they get to sell them and make money. How did we get here??? Btw if you enter your bank credentials anywhere other than your bank site you are forfeiting your bank protections. Any loss of funds due to hacking is on you.


Are they going to go after Comcast and AT&T as well for relaying illegal content??? 🤡


And we ask the world to take us seriously


Dos Fries??


There no place for truth on the internet. Remove it now.


Now you know how men feel after every meal.


So no one is able to settle unless you drop some dough.


Friendly or not they were still hostages. That fact does not change. Women and children.


As adorable as they are, they are also boring, repetitive and rebellious


What is that? Avocado seeds??


You wake up to Giraffes making love early am? Never happens to a guy.


Not for common folks people. Move along


We have a coin too? Where do I buy ? FOMO


How did you get them to look the same?? Yumm


What if it’s a picture ??


I had enchiladas too


Oh yeah. I walk outside anywhere $100 poof… and $30 in tips.


Bitcoin is currently considered a commodity


Not enough garlic for shitcoiners. Their shit stench overpowers garlic.


That little elf is possessed.


Well I think people are thinking more about economy than what Israel is doing in Gaza. The phrase “it’s the economy stupid” is tried and tested. Biden will lose because of the inflation and economic stress everyone is under.


Remember how Computer #Viruses were all a rage and we all had to buy and install antivirus software on our laptops. How did that problem get solved?


There needs to be two like buttons so I can like it twice.


They need me - it’s true


Meanwhile , google news says all is good.


I have a new appreciation for bumpy roads.


Don’t blame it on others


Thanks.


Being right


Now it makes sense.


Actually that card makes sense for zapping as the info under the setting states. I guess it’s a way around Apple not allowing zapping buttons.


Nice. So many hidden settings and yes control is good. A normal user rarely goes there to explore. It’s better than Facebook or twitter forcing settings down your throat.


Yeah that pop up feels unnecessary.


Damn I was about to give away my sats.


How long before the apps are asked to be removed from App Store that uses “illegal nodes”??


Damn autocorrect. It’s US


#Uncontested divorces in US cost between $40,000 to $140,000. Repercussion???


#Uncontested divorces in India cost between $40,000 to $140,000. Repercussion???


LN or Base layer??


It’s no longer on the grass.


Why didn’t you say that before. Now it’s all better


Alright. You took the dare knowing that so that’s more of a psychological thing and I am not an expert.


Sunlight is the best disinfectant but then again if the dog peed the same night it’s a different story.


Agreed but just once or twice a year I want to wake up to an exciting offer.


21%?? really?? I said compelling


Share a #BlackFriday deal you thought was compelling. I didn’t find a single one.


Haven’t men being doing bang up job in all the categories you listed for over a millennia? War is just another. Some justified, some greed, some pride and some just cruel.


Damn


Dude calling her Ho. That’s rude🤣


Ok that’s straight forward. Now it will help what it is that makes serving US customers an issue? I am assuming it’s compliance but what specifically??


What do you want next? #Apple Fold phone or Apple Flip Phone?


According to the Mayan calendar that was supposed to be the end of the world.


Show off


Dude you need to fix your posture. Add 20lbs of viceral belly fat and it will fix itself and you will finally be normal 🤣


It’s peachy


If Q* is real we are fucked.


Yeah I told you so


What if they have their own bitcoin version?


Scalability Truth


Pay for coffee with #bitcoin and wait at the store for 6 confirmations before it is considered settled. Even with big blocks we would have the same issue, wait for confirmations. Now with #LN it’s instant.


If she got away with it then she deserves the credit.


Relay + Media??


So Sam Altman was fired and then he resurrected on the 3rd working day. Does it make him a corporate #Jesus?


The stuffing in Bitkini


Ask yourself this question in private so you can be #honest and are not afraid of being judged. Is #Lightning #LN ready for prime time? Is it reliable? Who is doing #channel management and what are the costs? How do I cash out when I need to for real world use? And then you can be honest about how long to actually get there?


We criticize the US government all day all night and it’s called free speech and keeping them honest. If we criticize Israel, it is anti-semitism?? WTF is going on? #TomCruiseToTheRescue


Fucking double standards


I wonder if he can make one for me and put life in it.


In one word. MAGA or the current Republican Party. Just like Democrats who are currently far left.


I was being sarcastic


ChatGPT outages are super common


Dazzle me


As long as the guy on the right says the guy on the left is going to lose. I will choose the guy on the left.


So Al Gore has invented internet and now Chris Christie created Nostr. Wtf?? #Nostr


ChatGPT resigned in protest along with its employees


So they settled, CZ is stepping down. that’s all. That’s Justice??? How??


Yo! Who took the picture?


One order of big tits please


Are they free and don’t pop up everywhere?? Yes.


Pay walls pay walls everywhere


By quickly hiring a new CEO to OpenAI they shut the doors on Sam. Now he has no option but be a MicroSoft bitch.


Never trust a cat with dudes


Yeah those of us on the hamster wheel are.


So we are celebrating a new far right president of #Argentina just because he said a couple of nice things about bitcoin? But here is what his campaign promised “His campaign promise to dollarize Argentina, if enacted, is expected to thrust the country into new territory: no country of Argentina’s size has previously turned over the reins of its own monetary policy to Washington decisionmakers.”


😂 you know what they say about the value of the car as soon as it rolls out of the lot. In 10 years 50k sats will make this the most expensive phone ever. Eg: Bitcoin Pizza.


Haggling - 50k sats??


Awesome. Thanks


Oh but Hamas is hiding behind babies so to get to them IDF has to kill those babies.


Now imagine opening a LN channel between two parties even before any value or transactions actually happened.


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s - need Read More to expand on text instead of endless scrolling. Endless scrolling on mobile is not a good UX for these kinds of posts. Granted that this post is valuable than most of the spammy bot posts.


You are so alone in these pictures. Want company?


Or you can ask for help.


WTF


So are miners losing money as the current BTC price is near 37k. If it is not profitable why would they mine. Something doesn’t add up with your number?


Well the camera adds 10 lbs. on the right there must be at least 5 cameras taking that pic. Courtesy - Friends


LN has too many issues. There is a reason the combined liquidity on LN is so little. People don’t want to hear the issues with LN. WoS is a living example. Channel management is difficult no matter the layers of automated management that were added recently. LN has existed long enough to have addressed these issue but….more time will tell i suppose.


Single point of failure??


If Q is for Qubes then what is P for??


What??


It is known.


What for Bitcoin???


Either he got greedy or Open AI got greedy. Fiduciary responsibility of the board is to make profits for investors and fuck the customers.


I was so confused when I saw the news  “Sam Altman Fired” and my brain was reading “Sam Bankman Freed”


The question is - how fast will they dump when it hits $100k


Why are Profile Zaps from Blue Wallet not working?


Dude I was testing and I paid it to myself.


I was testing. So paid myself 😀


Hmm… they make money when people sell too.


I fucked you instead


We are down 5% today


I fucked you too.


I fucked you first


I just fucked you


Don’t stop. Don’t stop


For one day, let’s replace the word Zap with Fuck on #Nostr


What did he do now??


Mothers have dictatorial tendencies.


Airport security is just next level. They don’t want to leave anything for interpretation in the name of common sense. At the same time most TSA officers have a story to tell about some guy did something that was unexpected for that we are subject to collective punishment


I do too but I don’t bother opening telegram at all.


They must be wondering why the city is so dirty when the news says it has been cleaned for their visit.


They think you are packing.😂


I like a good crotch story. Go on


With you eyes of course


Is that chai looking coffee or coffee looking chai??


I did and it failed miserably and turned ugly on me.


Oh I thought they wear it so no one can recognize them in public and ask them to check for weird looking moles in the crotch area.


I heard it sings a songs while giving you a massage and makes 💩 smell like Gucci perfumes.


That’s pretty steep. how about 6 sats?


They will hate you for leaving liability in the form of Inheritance taxes.


It has also been called Sea-Men on #SouthPark


Just bring the #babechain back


If you are not rich you won’t be processed.


Yes that was ages ago.


Is the Bull run over?


$100T per coin. Geez I thought I was crazy


A #Republican against #Privacy. The world is coming to an end.


#SamAltman and #ElonMusk measuring their #AI dicks in public.


I think it’s more about corroboration


I doubt that.


Elon said to charge a $1 subscription fee annually. In our case $1 multiplied by number of relays. 🤣


How many of you think nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s  should charge an $8 blue check subscription fee for an #EDIT post feature?


Why are there so many curly braces??  Also tabs over spaces.


I am the first to call it. #MrBeast will be the first YouTuber to run for President in future elections. May be her. He turns #35


Because we live in a simulation and you are avatar is programmed to do so.


Great.. but who is paying for it and how long can you absorb this overhead??


Haha… this tells you something about #customer service https://image.nostr.build/0e140ca7e2611e8d7423e771b4b55676d6c573ed9a537d098dcf5bfd7c06e427.jpg


One order of that please


You should ask them to stop body shaming cats. Use their own language against them.


Why are you abusing cats?


Your bio is like an equivalent of “I have a boyfriend “ meme 😂


We had a #golden age of TV where vast majority knew about the happening TV series they would discuss at the #water cooler. #BreakingBad, #WalkingDead, #PrisonBreak #Lost etc. Now that era is over. #Death of popular TV by dman subscriptions. Now we have smaller tribes of Disney #subscribers who only know about #Disney series, same for #Netflix, #Amazon, #Apple etc. Soon they will come for sports. We already see that with #MLS.


#zapathon - how do people find time for it in the middle of the day?


Satan. 😈


They aren’t real right??? Has to be implants.


Black cock


Genocide may not fit the definition but concentration camp does.


That looks too raw.


Yum


Black or with milk??


They are the same picture


But what value do they provide?


Why??


#nostriches before Hoes.


I guess principles don’t matter. Just end results. It’s fine if that is how you view it.


Demo video please


NSFW Protocol.


Existential war??? No nation surrounding Israel can beat them and on top with US support. Their Military is superior in every which way. Also, it is Palestine that is having an existential crisis, a nation split into two with borders shrinking due to settlement. I don’t need to pick sides. Hamas is not a side to pick, it’s a terrorist outfit. Israel is democratic internally but is acting genocidally and barbaric organization the way they are bombing today in your own words. If Hamas is using civilians as Human shields then Israel has to find another way. Killing their way to Hamas is only going to create more Hamas like outfits. Israel is giving Hamas more people to recruit. If Hamas is eliminated then something else will take its place. A father holding a limb of her daughter in the hand searching for the rest of the body in the rubble  is a potential recruit for Hamas or the next Terror outfit.


Still no demo or review video on YouTube. What’s up with that??


Some parts are not blurry


Gaza is an open air prison and fits perfectly the definition of concentration camp. If you take away dignity of life from people they will elect sympathizers to fight back for a better life. Hamas is not Palestine just as MAGA and Antifa is not America. Did America bomb the shit out of Pakistan to extract Bin Laden?? Israel could have gone after Hamas differently but they decided to teach a lesson to Palestine by killing 4000 kids. You cannot imprison 2 million people and then ask the same people to turn against Hamas. Israel has become what they feared during WW2. Sad. https://image.nostr.build/6fd2b100c5eda31d755b97767a4bc760ce2d4d14acf729bdc600521817888e48.jpg https://image.nostr.build/da112eb52c7a5188ca46ef22c1a85b1e888d738cb6b6257664bada7f2f5caf33.jpg


Next generation and the one after. The same will happen in Israel when they talk about Hamas. The difference is that Israel is not a terrorist organization. It is a nation that has consciously chosen to create the world largest concentration camp called Gaza.


Asking


Bottom right??


Not that I care about how many people I follow but surely that count has gone down by 70% all of a sudden. I think we have a bug.


What??


Every time there is a conflict with Palestine they get more US aid. You can look at the spike and see there was a conflict or war. That’s an incentive. US is funding modern day Nazi


1.5 (8)


Wow. Ok yes, grooming standards people follow in the West is not a norm in the world outside urban centers. Expensive or not it’s just not a cultural priority as it is here. About Smelly boys, I give you that Geek or otherwise still people of all kinds have relationships


Facial hair is the natural state.


Wait… is it the front or the back??🤣


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s - something is up with #Damus. Video auto play works fine but when I open the post the video plays on top of the video in the background scroll. So same video plays twice. It didn’t do that before. Also noticing scrolling jitters. JIRA bug


You know how you wanted us to read it.🤨


Please spread this information to the millions of TikTok girls. I am always afraid I will find an eyelash in my dinner plate.


Does anyone find fake eye lashes attractive???


I love Zooey. ❤


Why are people not upset? The moment mass gets upset things have to change for politicians to survive.


Well the important question, who is that celeb?


So you are implying it happened.


Now I have a better picture. Phew! Yes, I am chained to my desk in the basement.


Terrible.


🤯 you are not a bot yanking my chains right?? Back to pet euthanasia and pet ownership


He better not get Parole


This guy looted so many retailers with his SPACS.

https://youtu.be/Zhw8hT7mp-Q?si=D7hx5gq1GzGTCrMo


Where do I get one from to plant in my backyard?


My pass time in Engineering Physics class was Linda Goodman Star signs


#Solana shilling is at its peak on YouTube. Same old story - looks so many apps adopting.


Which show??? Why am not aware of it?


Other people’s pet? It’s not your pet?


Sometimes it is better to reduce suffering and take care of it.


Fine. You can have it all.


This information is detailed and gory. Trying to figure out what to do with it.😲


Which one do you get??


Why do Judges treat #Trump like a bitch and gag him so much?


Did you mean to say Girls ass??? I don’t think that would be appropriate.


Fuck freedom of speech. Take his voice away.


Damn…why didn’t I think of it first. let me go register before someone takes that id.


That’s why they invented nostr:npub14aeuctmsc3zqm8n7p3f3ssxgwwlqvw06t9j2r0zk3c572g4lg5fs434afw


Yes, if you have money it is.


Being creepy. Duh!


#Hitler must be proud of #Israel today. People of Israel with such horrible experience they survived through, they seem to have become what they feared and have mastered the art of brutality and running concentration camp in #Gaza.   Also, it was nice to see #Biden humiliated by #Bibi rejecting ceasefire calls.


Good for you man. Not licking faces. Just the lips. Since you have kissed so many I am sure your mouth wandered on upper and lower lips.


Ugh!!! After kissing a girl, if the only thing I can think off is to get rid of the after taste of #foundation from her face then I don’t know if it’s a good sign.


Take it off


The face? It’s not bad at all.


Tron??


Two things.


To??


You are a cruel cruel person.🧍♀


It’s very late. I can’t sleep and this isn’t helping.


Alby does use something called a Master which is a 12 mnemonic words which then lets you create multiple keys for different purposes like Nostr, BTC, LN etc but they need to extend it to create multiple pairs for same purposes as well which will come. Key rotation is complex for users so signing a message offline is better with one pair might be easier. Also you only need ti remember 12 or 24 master words which can restore all your accounts.


Mother….


The important question is - what’s in the box if nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m is standing outside of it?


nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h made a boo boo.


Great example of how content can be moderated on Nostr. Today it is NSFW, tomorrow it will be election interference. Trend will be Popular apps, dedicated relays with filters (algorithms) and limiting relay options for performance sake. It’s not wrong. Who know, let’s also inject ads every few posts to cover the cost of relays so it’s free for users. Again not saying it’s wrong but inevitable.


Switch to coke.


The important question is - what’s in the box if @jack is standing outside of it?


Adjusted for inflation and living 2k years. I will take that.


This is not Instagram. Stop hogging all the hot girls on Nostr.


Cute white boy in the prison. Let’s gift him some soap bars.


I will say what people are afraid to say.  It is damn expensive for its purpose.


Only. 20% improvement though


You shouldn’t do that alone.


Isn’t it more than 10^80? That number seems small.


Nice


#SBF better not be getting any special treatment in the prison. It better not have billiard board and fluff stuff. It can’t be a life long vacation.


Nope SBF deserves 115 years in jail with no parole. So many lives and so much money lost with the FT. Token because the played them all.


Did that just happen??


Too many women in charge in this scene so a war might be coming.


Take me there and we can walk for hours. I might even lose some weight


Apparently long legs too


God level


If you are not pulling my leg then there are many software that will do that for you. Any HW wallet has the capability to generate unlimited npub and nsec pairs from just the one set of mnemonic words.


$217.80 worth of Bitcoin??


Yes. We all want to see it spread.


Tell me what to do


Of course the ups and down along with volume is surely entertaining.


What do you mean?? Is that not how you have been doing it?


What is more Full-Filling??? Bitcoin or Bitkini??😉


There is more sunshine on the right.


I cancelled my Limit order yesterday.


Hmmmm how do I react this? Creepily or tastefully??


Regulatory Compliance is.


If he found any copies of UFO material in his stash


There are two viruses in that picture having sex. NSFW


Your 12 or 24 word seed words can give as many npubs you want that are unique to your seed. You don’t know them unless you ask the software to give you more npubs which is when it is calculated and given to you.


Spot on. If you don’t use an npub then you know it’s out there but it doesn’t exist until it is used.


What do you guys think of the new ##YouTube #AdBlock policy??? https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/s/LOzd3vCkRj


And they know these names how??


She is like an angry Karen.


It’s the same picture


Elon has to make his money back somehow.


No, it’s a wave function and only when truly observed will it collapse come into existence.


A bearish candle


Ok you have my attention.


Wait. Is it going to BTC address or Ln address?


Too late. I didn’t see your NOT.


Can you suggest a Coin that will 100x? At some point in my life I have to benefit of off others.


Technology matters. We would all be on X or Instagram if we didn’t care about how the “sausage” was made.


He is a pretender and all the tech is basically bought, nothing was invented.


Add an item in your to do list not not finish your to do list that way you are always working on it.


Is #Nostr not celebrating #Halloween ?? Where are the pictures of #outrageously sexy #scary costumes???


I like your energy source


Now the question is - can you show me a sovereign currency that actually appreciated? If every currently has the same graph the the one doing less worse is the king. That’s where USD comes into picture


Need ??? I don’t know. Want! may be.


Devils influence on me is growing


Why are there no Video demos of #BitKey Wallet yet?? Anyone? Didn’t a bunch of beta users get rocks to test. nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m


#Chandler will Live on.


Today I can only think of Friends


Yet we try to maps all of it. That says something.


Chandler is my favorite


It would be nice to put a face to this #bitkini


Zapathong #


Oh hello!!


You beat me to it


I am an Architect and my dev team makes sure to remind me I am not a Developer.


Global currency standard will dictate the price of goods. Today it is dollars and hence the value of BTC will also be measured in dollars no matter how broken the currency is. Same with gold.


One day you can NFT it and sell it on eBay for 1 whole bitcoin when BTC is a million dollars.


Now ask the same question about EOS.


Size doesn’t matter when they can do does. Black Widow


I don’t own a laptop Just an iPad Air.


Looking for Neosporin to apply to my newly minted burn.🔥


It’s probably ElonFSD instead of Elon tweeting


Sad ☹


So am I the only one contributing to Apple stock reaching 3T?


Damn… that’s crazy.


You need help


Price goes up arbitrage sets in to balance demand and supply.


Damn. I have been cooking it wrong.


You both are not serious . Prove it


Let us know if their Sushi is the same as they sell in the West.


Yes. Joy!


Why not Canada?


Let me generalize to trigger. all women are demand-side economists


Come over??


They have to. It is illegal to hit and run.


She is a genius


Not so mobile friendly. What is it?


Try not to cross the border


Have you ever wondered that she may have joined #Meta to spy on you. I am sure they are indexing all the Nostr notes and attaching to your Facebook id. Once you have a GF you can never escape from that prison.


Nothing cannot be nothing if it is nothing.


I see these in the #gym a lot and always wonder that girls wearing these are just a #Shart away from embarrassment. Don’t get me started about how the padding the butt looks. Just a weird woman/girl thing I suppose.
https://alphaleteathletics.com/cdn/shop/products/AmplifyLeggingMysticBlue4_2000x.jpg?v=1679348723


The #Bitcoin excepts are slowly coming out of the #woodworks


It’s missing Money emoji which is probably the most import of all for them.


Yes me and me


They are unaffordable. It is just that the government can print its way out of it.


Looks easy. Let’s all try it and get all the 21 mil bitcoins from a 5k ln network


I hope so


Which stores ??


Everything is stacked and centralized


Yes. I guess lesser of two evils would get the vote. A party in house majority cannot elect a fucking speaker. Governing capability questions automatically arise. No one wants a Biden but if Trump is the other option the people will rather choose a dead president.


Why do you have me hooked?


Can it be used to generate an nsec to use with Nostr?


Of course you do. Or was this a compliment fishing expedition?


May be I live under the rock


Damn… I guess they are not as popular.


"There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans." - Eminem


True words ever spoken
"There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans." - #Eminem


I just realized #Damus has no competition on iOS.


Yes. I want to know too. This is a big deal and no one understands or want to talk about it.


Private keys are dime a dozen raised to the power 80


I can’t see the publisher’s name. Can you please lift the books up a little?


Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin…


First food then we can think


I guess pigs were lucky today


ZBD… ewww


You are doing just fine. It’s like twitter.


It doesn’t because you didn’t get many views.


Why Dutch it up?


The problem is that #GOP is paralyzed. They can’t even fucking elect a speaker being in #Majority. Also, #Biden needs to step aside and let another #democrat step in. 5 more years of low energy mumbling is going to be painful as fuck.


I wonder why #Google is not able to keep up with #ChatGpt and #DalL-E 3


At the end of the day earning a #paycheck wins and #CEOs return to office policy will win over #remote work.


That is fine but keeping ideas out because you are afraid to update too many clients is not a good thing as well. Though browser implementation initially was a mess, eventually a standard emerged that everyone now use or at least clearly state what they do and don’t support. E tag is a common industry approach in CRM.


For some reason I feel a bit sleepy after self love, specially in the morning.


Oh my fantasies better stay in my head.


Why is the red curry yellow??


Why am not part of the #zapathon cult ?? What did I do that you guys excluded me?


We need both bitcoin and zap logos on that Bitkini.


That seems too many times to be true.


Ask him to go do things to himself


Not a cinnamon fan


8.1 billion


Wachu doin???


Fucking choose a #speaker already. #Republicans are behaving like children. Get a speaker in the house and then force him to do what ever you want. Bunch of retards.


Sweet sweet nostr:npub14aeuctmsc3zqm8n7p3f3ssxgwwlqvw06t9j2r0zk3c572g4lg5fs434afw dreams


Indecent Proposal for a million Sats.


Any demos of #Bitkey out there???


Fuck Elon. I wonder which side I fall under


Isn’t that what YouTube is asking us to do? Pay a subscription fees for no ads. Unlike Netflix and Disney where you pay for ads.


I did OMAD for a while and it was difficult and I was always hungry. I did that for 3 months to give it an honest go. I lost weight for sure but I was irritable.


I don’t get it


25lbs??. I have been going to gym for 3 months and I lost 4 lbs


Ok. We need a daily reminder.


Save the Children??


Damn… that’s awesome. It’s a joke but it could work


#Hamas terrorist attack was stupid act against #Israel. Now they have risked millions in Gaza Strip. #Israel has a free hand to do what ever they want in #Gaza in the name of retaliation and expand on their occupation in the name of security. Once #Nazis created concentration camps for Jews and now #Israel has created an Open air concentration camp in Gaza, instead of gas they are using bombs to kill people. No good side in this war.


Need proof that the dress is pretty


Rare??? Apart from wars and natural disasters, major human death events are due to animals - rodents, birds, insects.


Because, they started spreading disease along with messages. Loss of messaging along with unreliable speeds made them bad investments.


Not curvy??


DBZ??


When you find a rabbit that means you lost


Yes and picks a fav. Mostly the last one.


#hard drive full of #movies and #tv series on eBay?? Why would they do that so openly. Most of the streaming services have too many buffering and links break. I guess that’s why they sell it for such a high price.


Personalized KYC info of ZBD users on a T-shirt.


Hello!!!!


I may have installed many pirated Windows 98 second edition and called myself a genius in 1999.


I feel it’s a fluff piece to show he is a genius and excuse his assholery


It was a Fluff piece.


It’s more important to place blame and point a finger than to solve an issue. #Israel #Palestine conflict. #British


Any reviews yet??


Like the rich do with their funds. The only issue is rich can out raise middle class and poor with their funds any day.


#AirBnB is too expensive. I will stay at a good hotel with services for a lot cheaper.


Has anyone used #Tangem card?? Can it be used with #Nostr App??


It’s the state of business everywhere. It’s not wrong to lie if you are Business owner. Limited Liability


Specially if the influencer is a pretentious religious nut.


Endless buildings and still housing is an issue.


#Eminem is the great rapper there ever was and will be. #Fun


So much of it


Become you shall, the question is, who will receive it?


It makes me a good person.


I am not on X. What are they Xeeting there?


Curtains are a National Issue. Please pay attention


Safe from yourself.


Beware of Elon Army.


Fiduciary responsibility >> moral responsibility. Businesses will suck it up and open the back door.


#Elon before buying #twitter “I can solve bots issue in a day”. Elon almost one year after buying twitter -“I need everyone to pay for Twitter accounts to got rid of bots”.


Ok if #Canada and #India go to war. How are the logistics going to work?? Where is India going to stop to #refuel? It’s not like India has strong allies that would aid against Canada on the way to Canada to refuel.


The News https://image.nostr.build/7ab6b47539056f9fde5d604c52aecc9f5e8a42a80d6840b0b222c35e6bcbab53.jpg


Today I was having a small talk with a guy and he wanted to sell me a course. It’s like you cannot just have a normal decent conversation without being taken advantage of.


People harping on giving up control for the sake of adoption should be asked one question? Why do they want adoption so bad? Isn’t the right way eventually going to win?? What is their motive?


Giving up control and identity for the sake of adoption. That seems to be the business minded approach. Did we not learn anything from social media ???


Explain??


Women talk about passion and sensitivity but they never understood it when it comes to men.


What stream??


Life of an Indian Women in America is valued at $11,000 per the officer. Fucking insane how callously talks about value of life.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/voices/2023/09/15/seattle-police-officer-laughs-death-jaahnavi-kandula-demand-accountability/70861634007/


If you don’t buy an iPhone then how can you use Nostr using Damus??


Are #relays taking “report” feature  seriously??


And you say why they don’t take us seriously.🤪


I want


Alright sold. How do I set up??


It means that you can get fucked under water.😂


Wait what.??? Permission less withdrawals open for all?


Dude …. No renaming


How can I be his friend??


Remember #Nostr #Global is NSFW


What about GitHub repo admin??


Days like these I want to #cancel #women


I am at a car service center. The #Wifi speed is so much slower than the #5G connection I have from carrier. Yet I have to use Wi-Fi so I don’t use my carrier data.


But bitcoin


Anything can happen till Oct 15th


You bastards


Yes. Don’t want to connect to too many relays directly


Oh oh but #Elon said none of that matters except for unregretted time spend on X by the user and since there is no way to measure that he is winning.


Nice. Are you renting rooms??


Who is buying the carbon neutral recycled #iPhone  for the same price with almost same specs?


We are not alone. #UFO #Aliens #WTFJoke


Fuck -- #Huawei Level 3 FSD looks so much more advanced than #Tesla FSD Level 2. Tesla has a cool dashboard experience than #Avatr11 but the way Huawei navigates traffic is pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGfpi7TOZ78


The issue is, if today buys your chair for 1k #sats the. That chair becomes ends up being an expensive buy in the long run. Eg: #BitcoinPizza


#Elon knows how to play the game. He created a cult and blinded them. It doesn’t matter, rich win at the end of the day at the very least break even.