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Notes by Dixon Uranus :booba: | export

 GM, and next week try to work harder. Black & brown people are DEPENDING on your tax dollars! 
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 Why do they always start to fight you when you free them? Are all cats women? 
 Cats act exactly like niggers but they're cute so we love them. 
 Good morning nall yiggas 
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 Drunk and sleepy
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 I feel sick.
I've had 20 beers and a bowl of soup.
The soup must have been off.
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 Are you going to have a barbie? :pepe_blush: 
 A what? 🤨 
 My Halloween costume (Ken) is almost complete 😏 
 That's not a hedgehog, that's a nutsack ☹️ 
 Me after getting out of the pool 😔 
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 Good morning nall yiggas 
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 That cat knows the routine lol
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 Good morning nall yiggas 
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 Good morning nall yiggas 
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 🥤 :bongobutt: 
 🍺 :bear_pat: 
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 :kittybrap: :hallowenis: 
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 I hate jiggers. 
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 I always say this!