True Story:
I was walking into an office building today. My hands were kinda full and this girl opened the door for me. She was about 5 foot 250... short hair, fat boobs... I gave her the standard: "Thank you, my dear" and she says, "I'm really a boy. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm a girl".
I said "Must be your boobs confusing everyone"
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