THE NOSTR REPORT

ROASTED
Sep 13, 2023
Block Height: 807,479
Moscow Time: 38:27 ⚡/ $
V4V: 15 zaps, 13,923⚡
Top Zapper: nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u  (6,969⚡)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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"I don't often step back and marvel at the big picture, but.... I fucking love nostr! We did it. This rocks."
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s welcome #Plebchain legend nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx as their featured guest on this week's nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 . Join them as they discuss climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, the Proof of Work Academy, and Music among other based topics. This Friday at 5:45 EST (UTC -4) at:
https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio
nostr:note12ddy0alzf9mqw8yle8xxfyku54qa4f7n0p92vpw4ttv867zrekesslfsw2

nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s This is the future of V4V. Check out the Phantom Power Music on Fountain - where independent artists are featured and listeners can zap them.
nostr:note100m3saj5527c3hdrpmgj6quj9vgwfegcsazk5c42dp2ucgkmgqdsl7dzev

nostr:npub17069lhtwe279umwker069lcp33aqdgew70tn5q8cu2avml3sxpsqcu8hgu Are you a dev? Check out the Legends of Lightning 2 hackathon, organized by #FulgurVentures, with a prize pool of ₿2.5. See linked note for additional info and to register.
nostr:note14e3spw970adnghmf6t64mt67mxpl0jd875n8g66pt6k6qrra0pxq5mwdrn

nostr:npub1relayng8dfsg3kd0fepkgnl3z25m90jcg27zw9wkwf7tfpd93rasvffghm Announces major updates, including a new public relay, lower pricing, and the ability to import notes to your own private relay in one click 🔥
nostr:note1qa3gphf5x9vssh8rq8k46z370adlre4tzuu7740jkmwnq3tv2neq3ffstj

nostr:npub1w4dsvkv5hq73p4wm6gadpcxs6fwshcys44f5tnnzze2g3hfs2p0qn23vhw will be talking with nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 , Relaying.io creator and BTCPay contributor, today at 7pm EST (UTC -4), to discuss BTCPay Server and Lightning network. See note for more info and to let them know what questions you have.
nostr:note1ewkccf8ymxp7ydxh8a3m8uvsfz63mmtnwdnh3rt99eykgryt60rqhk8fas

nostr:npub1vktdqqwunms2axujjp7ujqz5vgycfg3p8zdgn68v63nqs38puhksjf5s3g Bull Bitcoin, in partnership with nostr:npub14f26g7dddy6dpltc70da3pg4e5w2p4apzzqjuugnsr2ema6e3y6s2xv7lu, is now the first exchange in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 allowing users to use SINPE Movil, the country’s primary payment system, as a fiat on-ramp. 🔥https://w3.do/-dQBp3SY
nostr:note12nkk9tfjg6u9qp08pxtp9mkl37pwf5drkxg6w7jj8fvl5qj5gylsauc5e3

nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va #Nostrasia has over 900 signups so far! Join the event in Tokyo, Hong Kong, or virtually, Nov 1-3. See note for registration link. Tickets are free.
nostr:note1qycnp3taqfh3gpx62c6nrnhahceka2vnv55feaxd76awdvk4yy2szqya7r

nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m invites nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 to appear at #Nostrasia virtually 🫡
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💻nostr Tech💻
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nostr:npub17tyke9lkgxd98ruyeul6wt3pj3s9uxzgp9hxu5tsenjmweue6sqq4y3mgl drops a huge new release (0.7.0) with reproducible builds, and major speed, camera, and control improvements. Zap their post, all donations are forwarded to their development fund for Seedsigner contributors. 💨
nostr:note1tw508y5rlhn8lufps5agyjvpxt2z0hf4f3fpyyg7hr2hhf7n3jdsp2ne6a

nostr:npub1zfss807aer0j26mwp2la0ume0jqde3823rmu97ra6sgyyg956e0s6xw445 is improving Lume's onboarding prices based on #nostrdesign reviews. 👩💻
nostr:note12k2anjmc0zcspswle9md9w6dwzuc65fu8rs22cqzf0vsvaqa54fqkx08cu

nostr:npub1sy70twa0vadtk8hjs6wt2hmfszduj04tw78ccs3ktmr9u99mfmqsj62srx announces Keys.Band, a NOS2X fork with an updated UI/UX and support for multiple accounts, allowing you to log-in with NIP-07 while storing your key locally. 🔐
nostr:note1ecp9kpf9y66d7t55gdumwnhzf554z4z9dv2fqa2rgexdfu7ljupq06cj00

nostr:npub1ghzp7g0peac4lfkeegst3cqz546dk7a5n6twazvrf3nd432yddaqa3qtwq announces Flycat v0.2.4 release: multiple filters on home page, also search is enable now. See note for details. 🏗
nostr:note1re4td24h4k86cxpkl69ucharkknvhgutahfycjgalfy79k8rsp5qx4rj6e

nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg encourages lightning devs to adopt a new change the LNURL-pay spec that makes it more easily compatible with CLN. The GitHub shows that the change has support among devs of several popular wallets.
nostr:note15038wma9uh34cdtnr5jcx766r2n57gv57hcml9kq6r2ee2mu6qvqm80nfx
And nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq announced on Nostr that they have already implemented the change.
nostr:note1u9tml9x6f43plfmc3su8zjtc65d33m56eduxv6fpy46lwlfpukvsyqy5k8

nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f NostrNet’s note extension is now live. Take notes, save them locally, and post them to Nostr whenever you are ready.
nostr:note1g6k8ggwk4kdqt7flpn8z4pcmvqdksa8lhzx7sv2g9fjppyklcc4s2lpwvh

nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n Listen to nostr:npub1qg8j6gdwpxlntlxlkew7eu283wzx7hmj32esch42hntdpqdgrslqv024kw discuss new innovations Blockstream is bringing to #bitcoin mining.
nostr:note1t0j9h9u8rxf06a6vq8ldnlgqfhkg0ckg7d9hxx9l34rp9zaep7rs2pccg2

nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 drops a new tutorial on self-hosted nostr:npub1exv22uulqnmlluszc4yk92jhs2e5ajcs6mu3t00a6avzjcalj9csm7d828 using nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll 💬
nostr:note1sx9wqeur6h0e0vxn6hkwgtzqe795nm4g8j34sayhq4u69jez9h0sl532m7

nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w announces new layout for Nostr.build "free view" and "vew all" pages. See note for more details.
nostr:note17zhfkaqkcnda07w4u8svm7m7jnmpvyk02ca5c4w5aa0zc2zgjg4qjlpe7u
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1h0fd5xu8rfhwdkkjr78ssdhm7rdjyf97hhjqr9acwv77ux0uvf8q23kvcg gives update on Bitcoin Sranan's Fruits For Sats program which teaches kids in Suriname about Bitcoin with NFC cards. See the linked note to learn more, and for info on how to support the project.
nostr:note1ajcjt2hcatmw8awxpk382qfupr2flktzn6r47nspng3yj95u6ykswqfrtx

nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u Coinbase CEO announces their decision to (finally) integrate #lightning into the exchange.
nostr:note1dvpglukc9he25v8rjcjdquh7qfuzjpqal0r86casv4te69t2gajq395ecp

nostr:npub10awzknjg5r5lajnr53438ndcyjylgqsrnrtq5grs495v42qc6awsj45ys7 Vitalik gets sim-swapped and attackers accessed his X.com account to share a malicious link that drained victims of over $690k in shitcoins. 🤡
https://w3.do/Ek3fNZZe
nostr:note142fw5k8gyvwmqyvaw0m8g9fcc0f47f636est2zv5qve53nuj2ueqga8kgs

nostr:npub1x36ywys202q3y0cnrt8aj9cgm54ctt9qu6scv37xe254j98y2umquhlsth U.S. CPI Jumped to 3.7% in August, More Than Expected
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j asked to get roasted and this is our favorite.
nostr:note130ezhs8ahqy58v5g0fty5xhadmyqn0f8lxfgew7fmvm6nc3fu0cs9mcks3
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Stay Classy, Nostr.
https://nostr.report


THE NOSTR REPORT

WE ARE THE ALGORITHM
Sep 12, 2023
Block Height: 807,344
Moscow Time: 38:37 ⚡/ $
V4V:  8 zaps 4,300⚡
Top Zapper: nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx  (2,100⚡)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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“Nostr is like a window into the future, showing us how the world with bitcoin will look like. Anyone can transfer value to anyone across the world in real-time. Take a moment to think about how amazing what we are doing right now is. Close your Bitcoin wallets and try to do the same with fiat, then let me know how it went. It's real Proof of Work!”
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va Haven’t signed up for #Nostrasia yet? Attend virtually or in-person. Tickets are free.
nostr:note1tpgyrm58vk3m9lv4adfuj86xecwqtnwgmq2zk8hrgzddvg7kturqdgv5rn

nostr:npub1nstrcu63lzpjkz94djajuz2evrgu2psd66cwgc0gz0c0qazezx0q9urg5l Sign up for the #Nostrasia Hackathon, Oct 3 - Nov 3.
nostr:note1mj3frx37lhuf42tgsy7yw4s60h22s5q0u0k65l46xys0hjrch7hsnfvveg

nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 Nostr Plebs now has over 5000 unique registered #Nostr addresses! 🚀
nostr:note1wmxjyam5dd4g7z5yqxs9my4tpnhrh77fgvgcnz3p5jfaznlxlzesq7tnm8

nostr:npub18kzz4lkdtc5n729kvfunxuz287uvu9f64ywhjz43ra482t2y5sks0mx5sz Shares a great note on the topics his wss://relay.nostr.wine relay has seen in the past 12 hours. Surprisingly, Bitcoin only accounts for 7.91%
nostr:note19dn6c03zcgcctkeuuagmjxnp9hc94cfwr6crvuj4vwkl6sv4nn6slhygke

nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 Check out the winners to the Zeus AI competition, and a huge congrats to nostr:npub1q3dxlgx6t5nc4swr4mnemu3mwdew5qlwfksy449cmwd9jelnyv6q3kzmcg for taking home 1st place and the 100k⚡ prize.
nostr:note1g2lflk0pyccj25lvma430cl0vq5kv20lflszf5uc2mgjv8a2zv7qk4zn3s

nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm says everything is working well now after experiencing some network issues over the past day that affected access to their apps and services.
nostr:note1ku8nk06veyl229fjqr757x53z0hdj67aeqcl67dnyepjrk7mqa8qfqjj3r

nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u releases the latest episode of #NotAnotherBitcoinPodcast with guest nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z .
nostr:note1346y34u5840x6gcgsgjufgafvp0u7hhe7e4svpe4qcjx6yhg6u8q39ntme

nostr:npub1fpcd25q2zg09rp65fglxuhp0acws5qlphpg88un7mdcskygdvgyqfv4sld Here’s a sneak preview of the conversation with #Bitcoin educator nostr:npub1tjkc9jycaenqzdc3j3wkslmaj4ylv3dqzxzx0khz7h38f3vc6mls4ys9w3 which premieres today on YouTube at 4pm UTC (12pm EST).
nostr:note17ja7xng23cmdpkmgfndhj8djxgqru8jj2ueg39rjuvtg4qrru06shn20re

nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx Wait, nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h has a what now coming up this week? 👀🤭
nostr:note1u29jl30hmt7pck52d3esqn64xysx0tvh7hztpl8c4hhm8084mu5shmk607

nostr:npub1lelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sthkvyz Where are the memes?
nostr:note1wxhfm4es9rxrxslnpene88uep2420v8crumwwzfts26udn792hjs4gzzzx
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💻nostr Tech💻
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nostr:npub1xdtducdnjerex88gkg2qk2atsdlqsyxqaag4h05jmcpyspqt30wscmntxy is testing zap splits. 👀
nostr:note1pa5zyczp66v6sjhceg90h5t0pcu3xfgur5qr9pq7nh58ts2khctqkjyrtt

nostr:npub1zfss807aer0j26mwp2la0ume0jqde3823rmu97ra6sgyyg956e0s6xw445 shares updated UX for NWC flow in Lume to allow use of any wallet connect string.
nostr:note1ul4hrxt4atlk4qjkcyxq0hfg58pzxe6pntw4z0xpeyhldk0zdsxqvrz7vz

nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f You can use NostrNet's note extension to draft notes and save them for later. All notes are stored locally until you post them to Nostr.
nostr:note17peyzk99pgqda7p68cf6fjtvrfl0a03aqfgledyfx6536uvqq3dsdj9xgn

nostr:npub107jk7htfv243u0x5ynn43scq9wrxtaasmrwwa8lfu2ydwag6cx2quqncxg Text to speech zap alerts available on zap.stream.
nostr:note1ks9g60ss8pduft8esq5qp736vgecm80pwzxcwa9hslv7rve6qk7shts6uf

nostr:npub18c556t7n8xa3df2q82rwxejfglw5przds7sqvefylzjh8tjne28qld0we7 Check out this demo of the updated Pinstr app.
nostr:note127hxpztmwt5ype5l2fdfs2f8fvsu9lzue6k748ga89pl8unsem0q000klu
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1kmwdmhuxvafg05dyap3qmy42jpwztrv9p0uvey3a8803ahlwtmnsnhxqk9 announces that nostr:npub107jk7htfv243u0x5ynn43scq9wrxtaasmrwwa8lfu2ydwag6cx2quqncxg is joining their team as Lead Nostr Magician 🕴
nostr:note1auh8y085663gk4pmmw2a4hqhcvekkf7l9u3j8pzuf8sqvgcee6ts43y4a9

nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 shares a tutorial on how to buy #bitcoin anonymously with no ID.
nostr:note1qyrq57u0sedy6g2nzmcq04mywradpzyk05yhsdnhtgh0h3kce6aq0404h3

nostr:npub1am50jqjytzdtepftqfzf8grh2gs4wpt7d4t90zxc6z288wqazj5skdks29 Check out https://nostrzine.club/
nostr:note1vz4vxwlehm9ukr5lclmc3rul7ywqw2gwmpksuzgu6gzc80sgvm2qs2fmek
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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nostr:npub1hycynfhz23ardfmf9kgwfw4gpyqj2fsh24r2zuehg4x7lx4kn5cqsqv4y3 #WeAreTheAlgorithm
nostr:note1fjmug5mc0yhezmr2qj4guhr0eeqs2h6794tmh6nnghz7rcsfau6sjtut2k
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Stay Classy, Nostr.
https://nostr.report


Unfortunately my hotel is on the mall. Peak fiat


Minneapolis is uniquely unremarkable


I’m going to be in Minneapolis Monday-Thursday this week on fiat work. Any Bitcoiners around who want to meet up one of the evenings?


Saw something about proto danksharding today and was reminded of this conversation I had with gpt3 a long time ago (it’s an entire thread) nostr:note1dtvkypmnuc0alg8qwdq8nc7d9c436cnm5y3r9sfq9qm53sxs376sjk63n4


Thank you everyone for the warm welcome and zaps! 😄 I've already made more in one hour on nostr and wavlake than I did for 2 years on youtube!
😱 Looking forward to posting more on here :))


My son just created a nostr account to post his music on Wavlake. Check it out.

Stemstr next nostr:note1jj9je3z7z98eyq20pjuwkcnq2zskka0w7vllp8yw2lqj2jea0ghqlme5g9


🥁my cashu balance is peanuts 🥁


Reminder: I'll be live on Plebchain Radio tonight at 6:30 EST. Join us live on nostr:npub1us9uc0sjjg0vyvh7vefgu2a96hx5up5gujl6pqays65hlk4de6hsnwq4g0

https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio

Our hosts nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s will ask me major questions like how many Nostriches does it take to run a relay and how many Zaps does it take to dance on a pole in Riga, Latvia.

See you then!


This weeks edition of nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 will be Friday 6:30EST and feature our friend and loyal Nostrich nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424

We will be breaking down the most recent Bitcoin conferences and discuss how Nostr is zapping the social layer.

We will be welcoming back nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s as he decompresses from two weeks of travel, attending BBB & BHB.

As always, nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk will be shocking us all with the weekly Lightning Round.

Set your BlockClocks!
https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio


nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 nostr:npub1dld9hn3gsgtkh7atl26s8gd49qfjjkpdw8ztap9mk4n7vhq60y0satfd8s nostr:npub1v6xwae25wh6etmqw3m6yce9lnk5dnhtqpzk9fhxjfvjsryctjc8q2kxk5t  👆


Thank you 🙏. Chapter 20 dropping on Monday


Join nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and me for the next episode of nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 at a new time just for this week - Thursday August 17 at 7pm ET

Our guest this week is nostr:npub1jaxs73m0zadd7fkwmkef73srdpfkxs6krwdhvkp0axzefqlsrpuqcvsjkt , who joins us to talk about all things nostr, as well as her latest venture, Layer 4 Talent, a recruitment agency for bitcoin jobs

As always, the nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk will be with us for the Lightning Round

Set your blockclocks! https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio


🙏 Only five chapters left to tie it all together


Thank you 🙏. Looking forward to meeting you there


Appreciate it! 🙏


Thank you for listening 🙏


Learned that when I worked in consulting for a couple of years.

Great to hear you’re turning that tough situation into an adventure


From #PlebChainRadio to #BTCPrague! Catch nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h as she sits down with nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s to talk about #Bitcoin, #Nostr, and obviously the most important question… “Where did the cowboy hat come from?”

If you want to find out where Avi’s amazing style comes from watch this full interview!

https://youtu.be/KtR1etGvTpQ


Much appreciated, good sir. Thank you for reading and commenting as always 🙏

Yes, more to come on Pittamiglio in future chapters 😉


Ser, I did it for the culture. The price was too damn high and I reverted it to the meme


Amazing! 🔥🔥


Well done, man!


Max won’t be happy if I spill the beans 😂


You were in it? 🤔

I don’t think I’m allowed to say


🔥🔥 interview

Also, nostr:npub13vepw9xdhjzhp87lv5h7z2jgzteltmzqe4scjsn9dtwwncz6ekms5p489d is finally on nostr? 👀


Awesome 🙏. I’m releasing one chapter a week as I’m writing them. Chapter 12 will be out in a couple of days


Join nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4  and me for the next episode of nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0  this Friday, July 7, at 6:30pm ET (UTC -4) as we welcome the dev that doesn’t sleep, nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft, who will join us to talk about world-schooling, hyperinflation, and the poetry of Emily Dickinson (also a small chance we’ll talk about some things he’s building on Nostr if we have the time)

As always, the nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk will be with us for the Lightning Round

You don’t want to miss this one. Set your blockclocks! https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio


Awesome. Will be checking this out in 64 days


No replacement for rektucation


“An awkward looking inflatable Statue of Liberty was observed in the front patio of a Harlem Brownstone on July 3, 2023. The owners were unavailable for comment”


Hello Nostriches, and welcome to a new installment of the #MarceFiles! If you are new here, let me introduce myself. I am nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h ☺, and I write/harass people at conferences to get interviews for you guys to watch and read!

A few weeks ago, this amazing community helped make it possible for me to be at #BTCPrague, where I got to meet some of the coolest bitcoiners on earth!

This particular interview came about as a complete surprise. Not even in my wildest dreams would I have thought I would get to meet nostr:npub1cjw49ftnxene9wdxujz3tp7zspp0kf862cjud4nm3j2usag6eg2smwj2rh , no less sit down with him for an interview.

He has inspired me in so many ways, and reminded me of the importance of standing up for what you believe in and never letting anyone put out the fire inside of you. That fire makes the world go round, and Hodlonaut, you sure have reminded bitcoiners worldwide of the importance of staying true to yourself.

This interview was only possible because of nostr:npub19n6xrj98sjp20pq7vkhq5nsr4y0777dh4w52dvhzph954kt4sgxsxwel56 , another amazing human who has taught me kindness in the form of late-night deep talks, and who always humors the wild ideas nostr:npub1h0fd5xu8rfhwdkkjr78ssdhm7rdjyf97hhjqr9acwv77ux0uvf8q23kvcg and I come up with. Thank you for, Bas, for introducing me to Hodlonaut.

Anyhow, this is starting to look like an Habla post, so I leave you all with this amazing interview. I hope you enjoy it!

Marce💜

https://youtu.be/0MhzotmH9Ug


Thank you, my friend. It’s a tool that has worked for me and done wonders during a dark time. Maybe it’s about applying it in the right context?


Clearly the real iron man contest is at the bar. Let the amateurs hurl large rocks around in blistering heat


But if you pay the CEO $8 a month, doxxing your bank details in the process, he’ll kindly allow you to view 8000 posts before throttling you. Where’s the gratitude, man?


Thank you good sir 🙏. Yes, the plan is to find a surrealist painter to draw at least two of the paintings. I’ve spoken to a couple who are interested, so we’ll see how that plays out


Is that… is that… Derek Rosstrich?


Bumi, my good friend. It was an attempt at a terrible dad joke on my part. I love alby


I’m not sure nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 had a choice. We’d just completed gruelling walk in stultifying heat from Hotel Duo to the venue with nostr:npub1xtdq63g34t3zd3c5ahfc65v7y6pyfu630zl2u86nwlfc7rlhw3pqek8zsj and he was trapped 😂


*works for me


Works


Join nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and me for the next episode of nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 this Friday, June 30, at 6:30pm ET (UTC -4) as our humble, sat stacking show welcomes a very special guest, nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx - no topic is off limits (except the Mandibles)

As always, the nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk will be with us for the Lightning Round

You don’t want to miss this one. Set your blockclocks! https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio


Yes, thank you!


The nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk beat me to it. Here’s the link to Friday’s episode of nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 with nostr:npub1r73gmgu7rjstdwuskshn9ztj9rrdrprl5y435yrmtc9qtq4ausfqr0v7zy nostr:note1gmz7hz2v5vcpl7zzwlpumfcm0eq36rlq0ejlhzku0kn9kf93smtqf22hgg


I must have missed this notification because I was travelling at the time 😫. Just DM’d and thank you!


3-D chess, you think?


That’s awesome, congrats!


I’m sure there’s lot of good stuff ahead. Looking forward to it! Awesome that you guys have been strengthened by this setback.


I. Can. Not. 😩


You killed it, brother. And thanks for the shout out!


Appreciate it, good sir. This was just a shitpoast to tease nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 who’s project got some richly deserved attention today


Killer interview! 🔥🔥 nostr:note1ckyj80qdu2l5uug7kvyz44wfwvtsz8942edsv62r53w2jqnx09eser0cfa


Didn’t see that one coming 😂 https://nostr.build/i/b25c3b0080ef63056f56d1fd958bce3a98c57c33fae4358e8b3f949d3aa8375e.jpg


Apple has to abide by their terms and services; they can't simply ban apps because users are posting their wallet addresses.

We may need to file a lawsuit, some people have won similar suits against Facebook in the past. We can't just let this happen.


Can’t be stacking hard enough if you’re still buying paper towels


Yes, they do


#adventureswithavi #whereintheworldisaviburra https://nostr.build/i/c7c7ba61b5687fde4484af09fc44e06e5f136e97e80c94791a718074324bda23.jpg


🚨 BREAKING 🚨
#[1] event interrupted by man riding ostrich through the convention center yelling “WABI SABI!” A witness captured this photo as he left the premises. https://nostr.build/i/01a7b2d931c7c38c8223fef444dcc1032b5f3ba6a7c1c78feca657d8e53813ec.jpg


Ah yes, good old #[9]. May their soul RIP in peace


This weeks #[0] I will be without my wingman #[1] as he is on the scene at BTC Prague.

However, we have a superior show lined up with #[2] from the #[3]

Our guest this week will be the developer #[4]  where we will discuss running a Bitcoin meetup, ZBD, Emeralize and the future of Nostr.

This show will be thick with signal.

#Plebchain Radio Friday 6:30PM EST
https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio


#[6] #[7] 👆


Thank you, as always 🙏. The answers will all come 🙂


Not, not at the moment. #[3] promised us nest chat would be ready two months ago, so we were holding off 😂


#[1] #[2] #[3] #[4] #[5] #[6]


I know what happened. Bitcoin fixed this


Is it, “but where does the yield come from?” or is that the other guy?


Thank you all for listening in on the latest episode of #[0]

Massive thanks to #[1] for telling us his incredible story.

If you were listening carefully at the beginning, you would have heard the sound of my wine glass smashing into smithereens as I clumsily tied to refill

As always, #[2] and I appreciate you as well as #[3] and #[4] for the Lightning Round with #[5]

Until next week!


Congrats! 🎉🥳🍾


Wait, we’re at part 11 already? 🤯


The next #PlebchainRadio show will be this Thursday at 8:30pm ET

Join #[1] and me as we tackle important questions about ethics and philosophy… er, I mean to have a solid laugh about the events of the week

#[2] from the #[3] makes his radio debut and joins #[4] to lead us through the Lightning Round with Nostr Report

Finally, the one and only #[5] joins us to answer one of the most burning questions of our time: will the #SkullOfSatoshi pay a visit to Bitcoin Miami in May?

All that and much, much more. Set your blockclocks! https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio


I would, but that would be floccinaucinihilipilification


Can’t zap this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Made a new template. Too good not to share

https://i.imgur.com/kVs4aVu.jpg


Our dear friend #[0] from #PlebchainRadio wrote this 🔥 op-ed. Hyperbitcoinization in 90 days? What do you think?

Nonce Populi
Avi Burra

Balaji Srinivasan is an interesting character, to say the least. He can excellently articulate the fundamentals of Austrian economics and Bitcoin’s value proposition, while frustratingly pivoting almost next sentence to shitcoinery. It is a common pattern with him, traceable back almost a decade.

He also seems to possess the type of brain that produces a million scattershot ideas and predictions a minute: the occasional few that turn out to be correct, such as his long thread in January 2020 on the covid pandemic, tend to live in the public memory and have given him the aura of a modern day Nostradamus. “‘Balaji was right’ are the three scariest words in the English language” is a common refrain parroted in crypto and VC circles as a result. The multiple times his predictions are wrong are quickly forgotten (remember CityCoins?)

Balaji was back in the news yesterday with a somewhat confusingly worded, and on it’s face, a patently absurd bet. Responding to a tweet from an account (James Medlock) that bet $1M that the US would not enter hyperinflation, Balaji decided to up the ante in a seemingly bizarre fashion.

He proposed that Medlock put up 1 BTC and that Balaji would put up $1M (in USDC) in escrow for a 90-day period. If the US does not enter hyperinflation in that time period, Balaji loses and relinquishes his $1M. If Balaji wins, and this is the truly bizarre part, he suggests that the result of hyperinflation in the US in 90 days would be that the price of Bitcoin reaches $1M. That’s right 100M satoshis will be worth $1M in 90 days (and Balaji presumably gets to keep them in that scenario)

Since then, a twitter user has offered to escrow the 1 BTC on Medlock’s behalf, which Medlock has accepted. The bet, as it stands at the time of writing, appears to be placed.

I don’t think even the most uber-bullish bitcoin fundamentalist amongst us has even contemplated a $1M price tag by the summer of 2023, so it’s even more strange coming from a guy like Balaji. What could be going on here? One plausible theory could be that Balaji wants to use this as an opportunity to test an apex Keynesian brain-rot idea on inflation; that inflation is like Tinkerbell, it is only manifested if people truly believe it is happening, therefore willing it into existence. This idea was articulated by Jerome Powell very recently: https://nostr.build/p/nb3100.mov

If that is the case, expect to be bombarded by a hyperinflation narrative from Balaji over the next 90 days, attempting to create this new reality. Rocket ship, anyone?

(Meme credit: @npub1Pvuugp6Fyj6T6Yeq9Ajzv28P54W07Sg6Jpxvzuu5Yc7Qmu9Edpkqm2D7A5
https://nostr.build/p/nb3101.jpeg


Could you hear Derek?


Appreciate you, my friend!🙏


Yeah, Derek said Safari has issues


Trying to zap an on-chain wallet be like https://nostr.build/p/nb2750.gif


Ser, you’re not on the bad one


*might as well (ugh)


Thank you both for looking into this 🙏🙏


#[3] 👆


#[0]  #[1]  #[2]  #[3]  #[4]  Before I admit defeat from our impromptu vote on the plebchain radio nostr spaces on the pronunciation of #plebchain, I’m bringing the vote to the masses.  What say you all?  Everyone please respond to this note with your vote.

PLEEB = 🤙
PLEHB = 🫂

https://i.imgflip.com/7e2fup.jpg


I won't be around for this evening's Zapathon, so I'll need you all to send a few extra Zaps for me. ⚡ ⚡

The rules are the same as before, Zap like you've never Zapped before. The amount doesn't matter. It's more about sending as many as possible.

Be sure to check out the launch of Plebchain Radio on Nostr Nests after the festivities:

https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio

#plebchain


RIP to all the RIPooors


Pittsburg has an incredible food scene


I like my Bitcoin ensconced in velvet


Happy to announce Plebchain Radio Nest will kickoff 6:15 EST Friday following the Zapathon.

Avi and I’s first guest will be MainStreetChungus from Nostr Report where we will dive into the human side of Nostr Report.

#[0] #[1] #[2] #Plebchain


Haha, I feel you. In my case it’s dinner


Haha yeah. Hilarious, but simpler times


*crackly Ringo Starr voice*

“I’ve got blisters on my fingers!”


U


T


O


Oh yes, and a very happy birthday! 🎉


10-odd people tagged only? Ser, this doesn’t qualify as a hellthread


‘twas but a shitpoast as always, good ser. But to answer your question of why Tuesdays: why not?


It’s drives most unhinged


Is this nostr native?


Non-violent shitpoasting has healed the world


I don’t think this thread will ever die


I see three birds, and one of them is a swallow


I’m still learning. Will keep you posted - it’s my 2023 project to make this happen as an MVP


Smells like bullish to me


The 3D gun argument is hilarious. There are several other ways to achieve the same objective (memorializing it or taking it across borders) without spamming the timechain


#[1] look who’s all over ordinals 👆


Ser, we are all memes dealers for #gorillawarfare


Are train derailments the new food processing plant fires


PV Matt. Great conversation with Casey yesterday. You’ve convinced me to run a pre-segwit node and become a ham radio operator


💯 This is our new reality from now on. We just need to make “real” transactions compelling enough that people are willing to pay the higher fee to crowd out monke jpegs. Even then, the mempool will likely never clear again


The answer should be zero, but that ship has already sailed


Standard nodes don’t render images. This is a legal grey area - can you be accused of being in possession of illegal images if they exist just as data blobs and you have no way of rendering them?


#[5] 👆


Pierre Rochard talks about the four layers of defense in his recent conversation with Preston.

The first is the social layer - convince inscriptors to stop either through good faith debate (unlikely to work because they're probably bad faith actors) or ridicule (eg. #gorillawarfare)

The second is economic - the fee market will take care of it. If people value "real" bitcoin transactions more than spam, which is likely to happen as it becomes a more widely accepted form of money, then inscriptions will disappear naturally by being priced out

The third and fourth are nuclear options, IMO. Node level rejection or protocol/consensus level changes. Unlikely that it will come to this as I expect layers 1 and 2 to work. These options also fall into the grey area of censorship, so I'm not sure I'm 100% comfortable with them.


🧐¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🤙


You just uncancelled yourself


Is this what they mean by asymmetric warfare?


I’ve been giving and getting zaps non stop. Hard to know what’s from whom 😂


Didn’t get it?


Zapped!


It’s been decided, Derek. It’s “JP the Bung”


Needs a cute nickname, tho


If this is how they treat the CEO, then lord help us all


So he’s more spent than stacked


I’ll take 2. Send sats to Chris?


I know nothing about football, but someone said squares and sats. I’m in


wen paid personal folders?


Rationed speech is the new free speech


We’re living in the year 2123


Mr. Yousuf Abdullah, that’s no way to talk to the CEO of Nostr


#[0] https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_868f2afd8563d3696e72e238aece6e6f16bd93aed88842db066ffd5a71423eb6.jpeg


Bring out your best memes. We will ridicule our enemies to death!


Let’s not forget they can still be right click saved and re-inscribed in the very next block


Yeah, they’ve solved their technical problem, but not their idiocy problem


Not utxos. Those are real


In other words, stay sat and stack humbles


I don’t think so. A handful of idiots with a deranged hobby can’t bring Bitcoin down. It’s survived a lot worse and this too shall pass. The timechain will continue blind and ruthless


Yes, almost definitely inscriptions clogging things up. I’ve been waiting on a tx that’s been stuck there for 45 min


I’ll save you the trouble. It’s this style of post over and over again by different bot accounts #[3]


Followed!


Yeah, App Store was the kiss of death for global


Remember December?


Yeah, you’ll have to find them and broadcast them once you’re connected to your private relay


#[1] 👆


Do you know if this saves the entire event payload? Wondering what this means for my half full 1TB SSD


Is that the event kind for a zap?


Freedom to block is an inalienable right


Good list. Fiat mining as usual interfering with attending ALL of them


Cameri is next in line to that title


Looks like #[0] is here. Hi Jimmy!


Why are Bitcoin meet-ups and conferences the happiest places to go to? Why is nostr the happiest place on the internet?

Moral clarity. When you have moral clarity, you sleep soundly at night. You don’t grapple with subconscious demons, questioning your life choices. That’s what we have.

You’re at peace, and from that peace, you find a lightness of being and joy.

And that happiness is infectious. We have an opportunity to bring more into our midst and spread this uncontrollable feeling.


Love it. If it’s not in the Nostr Report, it ain’t news


Derek has a superpower- if he puts an invoice out there, it will get paid


*accounts


This is the problem when clutch meme account start a report. Journalistic integrity means you take yourself out of the picture and then are left with slim pickings


Oh, and #[3]. They will keep you up to date on all major things in nostr land


Pago 🤙 now you’re anybody


I can make you an appointment with my friend, Dr. Jack Daniels


Ser sleepy is not just any pleb, he’s a legend who had 103 relays connected at one point today


It’s gone down by 1, but still an eye-watering number. Captured for posterity https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_0ef800842bf9fb3618b184a2feb184cf60886214adfd269269d01eca5970854c.jpeg


You don’t understand. My identity is tied to this account. I don’t have another one


Good question. Not sure


When I click on your profile in damus, it only loads one post from last night, that’s it


TFW I think about npub/nsec rehypothecation https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_00ba5a1328953e4cdc506e51e384c4e18f6b16832bf380b4802d7fe51007a2b5.gif


What brings you back to these fair climes, Mr. Farrington?


It looks like two ethereum logos reverse spooning


I already do


It will come. In due course, it will come


Sorry, don’t see your post


Sent, good sir. What’s you’re healthcare startup focused on? I work in health tech/finance


This cements QW’s place as the first nostr influencooor


💯 what we have today is not even close to capitalism. It’s late-stage fiat cronyism


Will keep my eyes peeled


Now you’re being ridiculous. Adding a plus to Larry+ does nothing


Too late #[4]


Chicken Breast


THE NOSTR REPORT

ATTACK OF THE SHITCOINS
27 January 2023
[773932]

Our quote of the day comes from #[0] who noted:
“I’m troubled immeasurably by the number of dot eths I’m seeing here (1 so far)”

Headline Nostr News

🚨 Fork Off 🚨
#[1] forks Damus and has the audacity to call it Damus+ and use the same logo as the original without permission. Please know this before you download this app. To learn more about Larry please visit his site larrysalibra.com.
#[2]

🔐 Private Key Security 🔐
#[3] reveals new reason for concern over security of private key in web clients.
#[4]

⚡ Nostr’s Killer Feature ⚡
#[5] proclaims Lightning to be the hidden killer feature of Nostr
#[6]

💥 10K 💥
#[7] reached 10K followers. A first for a Nostr user!
#[8]

Nostrica Update

Check out the satellite events on community doc under the tab "side quest agenda".
#[9]

#[10] spreading rumors about a Nostr Hackathon!
#[11]

Tips & Tricks

Now use nostr.build to upload audio. #[12] gives an example:
#[13]

Nostr Heath of the Network 📈

#[14] provides an excellent analysis of the trailing 90 days of Nostr growth.
#[15]

• Pubkeys = 359,522 [+4,301 from yesterday]
• Events = 1,546,723 [+50,990 from yesterday]
• Relays = 260 [+2 from yesterday]

🔥 Meme of the Day🔥
Our meme of the day comes in hot from #[16] and perfectly sums things up:
#[17]

Stay Classy Nostr.


Yeah, I figured


In retrospect, it was inevitable


It’s all falling into place now


It went under the name Damus+ until 10 min ago


Are you in Aus/NZ?


The real yield is the channels we made along the way


Will do this afternoon


I must be dreamung


Ser, I’ll have you know that I’ve been in “da house” for the past two hours!


I’m once again asking the CEO of nostr #[2] to do a censorship on the above post


Careful what you’re hugging out there. You never know, especially today


Correct and to the point. Pago 🤙


TIL Derek is the CEO of Nostr


Yeah, mine took 1hr


Your TOS, so you get to make that call 🙂


We’ll still see their posts if the relays overlap 😢


The watermark is a new trait!


Who wants to pay this? It’s a high quality, on-of-kind gem


Looks rare. How much?


#[0] how about a dad-joke-of-the-day to go with meme of the day?


You and me both, bruv


Didn’t realize you’re a fellow fiat miner as well. For some reason, I thought you were full time on Bitcoin and Nostr


**Today on nostReport**

BREAKING ON NOSTR:

To the dismay of 99.7% of Nostr, #[0] reports that #[1] is actually sending hugs and **NOT** movie cameras #[2]

#[3] reports final dates of #Nostrica are March 19-21 in Uvita, Costa Rica.  #[5] reports that 295 people are attending to date #[6]. #[7]

If you have time to read one thing today… #[8] explains why bitcoin is “better than money” in 🔥note. #[9]

You may have noticed Vanity Keys popping up around Nostr.  Our own Jack Dorsey reports on just how to get those #[10] . Try your own here https://hitony.com/nostrogen/

If you noticed the #plebchain feeling wonderfully long today, well it’s because of all the new accounts created.   #[12] reports that 6,100 new nostr users joined the network in the last 24 hrs #[13]

Congrats to the meme of the day #[14] from #[15]

And finally, #[16] asked for it ( #[17] ), and we delivered 🤙

**If you have a late breaking news story you’d like to share with the nostReport send a DM to #[18] with the Note ID for our team to review.  The best of the best will be shared with the community!**


That got me right in the feels 😢


Found the guy. It’s a long thread, but he eventually gets to NIP 69 https://twitter.com/larrysalibra/status/1615260056228098049?s=46&t=a8DQ5S4VE_ToxyAx9ikY1g


It has to be killed. It’s too soon for shitcoins to come to Nostr. I was hoping we’d have at least a few months of clean fun before they arrived


Also, the only way you can get a .btc name is to buy it with STX 👎


Yeah, it’s more acute on iOS


You’ll find out soon enough 😂


Oh jack? Just a dude who hugs people, that’s all


Does it work?


Are you posting from there?


Hello and welcome. In b4 #[2]


You’ll also have to add relays. The default list is very thin


Believe it or not, it’s improved since last week


My negative dignity


Like a flightless bird


An even better answer with receipts


Indeed. A +1 sigma day to you too


To put it in crass terms, it struck 50:00 $3000 ago


I’m in. We can get #[5] to organize


_ <cracks knuckles> _ time for some real thotboi takes…brb


The minute you change the storage and compute requirements for a node at the base layer, this is an inevitable outcome. Ossification is a good thing


Google recently launched nodes as a managed service for Ethereum and solana on GCP and I remember those folks celebrating because that meant “real-world adoption” to them 😂. We are not the same


BSV is the platonic ideal of BCH


Well said 👏👏


💯 when he’s got nothing left to stand on, he runs back to Bitcoin. He even dropped the dot eth from his name. Bet he’ll drop this act at the first opportunity


Yeah I offered to do that. I think it’s probably > 1mil sats per month to run


Yeah, jb55 was paying through his nose for the compute costs, so don’t really blame him


3+ hrs north west of the city


Upstate NY


You might get lucky. I have a family trip early April and saving up the rest of vacation days for 3-4 Bitcoin conferences


Some features work and others are coming. It’s made massive strides in just under a week since I first saw it


Kinda looks like me


It’s like trying to say noster while you’re choking on caviar


I’m sticking with nostra 😉


You need to take a break. Can’t have nostrplebs rugged by carpal tunnel 😂


A week is a lifetime on Nostr


Zap might work as an in-joke for some here, and that’s great, but when normies start coming in here, they need to understand that this is sound money that’s changing hands, not some game


💯 love what you’re doing and also getting plebs to follow your lead


And most importantly, when a group of true maxis get together in person, it’s the happiest and most hopeful place on earth


This. A million times this.


I think Alex was referring to the SEC simps who’re begging for ETH regulation


I can’t believe I didn’t see this earlier. This is profound


I felt there was something off about today. It’s a fine day, but it seemed like some small but important thing was missing. Then I remembered - #[0] didn’t say the thing


To be censored


Anigma. It’s been deprecated, I believe


Gradually then suddenly


I’m a simple pleb. Whenever I see #[0] say the thing, I reply with 💥💥 (one boom per clause)


Bunch of plebs were hurling sats at image number 2008 on Nostr.build (a photo of the first half page of the whitepaper).

Here’s the thread - probably the longest in Nostr history

#[3]

Jb55 saw this and immediately started working on a bug fix for thread glitchyness


Gotta be 2008.jpg


Joke? Ser, it’s the future of contract law


We received incontrovertible property rights to a pristine 1:1 historic artifact


Man I’ve given this a lot of thought, and almost did it for the memes, but I have been too stupidly happy about it; and out of respect to #[4] and his excitement of being the final seller, I have to decline your offer.

You are the first owner, and I am the last owner.


This is the right reference #[18]


Breaking: Capsule has been rugged

#[18]


I’m sorry Capsule, that means you’ve been rugged


#[16] wen Nostr is Venice?


Yeah, it’s called a wrapped NFT, look it up


What. Are. Those. Lines???


That might be 2008.png


Ver you or ver you not involved in the split?


Yes, that was an invalid double-spend that led to the creation of Nostr Cash.


Too soon?


yeah this is bad wow lol


*2008 was the last one


Treat it kindly, and don’t forget its legacy


Not directly on point, but that made me think that lightning balances are actually account based, unlike on-chain balances


That’s what I call value reverting to the meme


Could be a coincidence, but my crashes stopped after I update iOS to 16.2 (last night)


Tried tipping, but it didn’t work


Sir, I only say ridiculous things, and I’m proud


Indeed it was. In fairness, the last couple of days have come close to capturing the zeitgeist again


I yearn for the good old days of three weeks ago


Top of the mornin’ to ya, guv’nor


No


Just pasted three image links one below the other. #[3] just now opened my eyes to this magic


Wait, just realized there are three images. How did you do that?


Bruh, that’s the before pic


Paid


Good chance it can move online interactions to a Bitcoin standard. It’s an opportunity to rearchitect the web the right way, with a native sound money payment layer and move away from the ad based model. Right now we’re focused on the “notes” part of nostr, but the “other stuff” is where the magic is


He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.


When the government is scared of numbers and companies scared of words, only thing to do is for people to take action


😂 Fair point


Same, although in my case it was zero sats


And you’re that apathetic towards it?


Apologies, Matt. Mentioning it now. I see what you did there with discreet log


In his humble opinion


Disqualified for not knowing Moscow time 😂👎


Disqualified for being over Moscow Time 👎


Is that a shadowy super-Nostrich?


Six sentences in that note. All 💯. Great start!


Hit me with a 116 sat invoice. Want to test


Three ugly and somewhat possible ones are

1. Client/relay level censorship
2. Shitcoinery
3. Client/relay level surveillance


It will come. In due course, it will come.

#[5]


Check my recent note. Already done 🤯


Good point!


Also, GM gentle sirs


Just tested. You need an & prefixed to note id


2100⚡ incoming for this


Is that your own client?


It’s a beautiful thing. We can rearchitect human communication to discard the ad-based model once and for all


Bitcoin is time. Few


Tomorrow is as good a day as any to have off


Bruh


I can convert my npub into hex after a couple of absinthes as well


Astral has be horrible today. I even installed the brave plugin as an app and that didn’t help


Sir, I memorised it


Yeah, we have a second chance to rearchitect the internet now, this time with Bitcoin as the embedded payments layer, getting rid of ad-based models and moving the world towards a less consumerist, low-time preference, non-violent society


How do I find a specific thread and isolate it from others once I’ve filtered by npub? Is there a thread id or do I have to wing it using *created_at*


TY


Go on. You’re not embarrassing yourself one bit


It did


First of all, congrats on figuring it out; second, the game ended over an hour ago; third and most important, you’ve flown too close to the sun with your wings of wax with that one 👎


I think that can be fixed on the nostr client side. The invoice parser just needs some extra logic to check for that string and omit it. It will come. In due course, it will come


Yes. Create an invoice in your wallet and paste it a note. Make sure you remove characters like “lightning:” from it if that’s what your wallet generates


The dude abides


This number is grotesquely asymmetric. A disastrous ménage a troi 👎


3⃣


True if big


a criminal waste 👎


or voting for that matter 😉


Got to figure out how you can pay me for coffee


there, I can finally get my day started


I was joking. #[2] and I go back a long way


don’t forget to log it in March for capital gains


*sat


excellent. Hit me with a 116 day invoice for that


gotta let the noobs feel welcome somehow


you kept it secret from her for this long?


just to be clear, I was talking about Nostrich


this account is either a psyop or a fed


an intriguing, if even sensuous gathering, evoking memories of an area code in a mysterious land far, far away. Paid!


it’s not an opinion, it’s a fact. The FTX CEO is in jail


FTX is a derelict exchange


free speech was a larp for Elon all along, as was his brief flirtation with Bitcoin last year


sir, this is a bird app too cc: #[4]


wen fedi on nostr?


that memory is not worth 100 sats


we can send some sats to the Bedford players


notes


advertising is a shitcoin


see, this was almost a *nice* number, but you went too far 👎


high quality number but someone’s beaten me to it <sigh>


cool, well let me know if you see my checkmark appear on astral.ninja or any other client you're using


is there a way of seeing verification on damus mobile app?


yes I see your grey check on astral.ninja


I see it on my end 🤔


brilliant 👏👏


#[5] check out👆 you came in as #[4] for some reason


#[1] #[2] #[3]  #[4] #[5] #[6] #[7] #[8]  can you boost the above 👆 post to spread the word?


🙏🙏 which client do you currently use?


you posted this before saying the thing, tho


Is there a guide for running a relay on a local machine or raspberry pi? The one I saw being shared by zebedee seems to be for cloud hosted relays


shaken, nostr


the consensus on no-stir seems a little too cheery. I’m going with naw-stir because of the Latin “ours” similarity


*<shitcoiners in disbelief.gif>*


good morning, stay humble and stack sats


#[0] #[1] #[2] can someone put an end to this most burning of questions: is it pronounced "No-stir" or "Naw-stir"?


you must be new here, so let me tell you the first rule of nostr: stay humble and stack sats. Bet you never heard that one before


jack, can you share any link that lists all the usable clients/interfaces showing which features they support? I’m looking for one where I can edit my name and pic and also post memes


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