Can you confirm this spicy rumour, nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m? 😆

https://image.nostr.build/8716050ffac69687b79b369155354e1a256be7e7b3021dbc723b434f93753cf5.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x736&blurhash=%3B45%3D63xuxuofIU%25MIUt7Rj%7EqIU%25Ln%24IU-pIUxuWB%3FHD%25%25LaeM%7B-%3BM%7BxuRj_2Mx%25Mt6M%7B%25MIUt7WC-%3BMx%25MjYRP%25MIUt7ayxuIUt7ayWBxuRjxtayt7M%7BofWAjZxuV%40ofRjt7WBxufkWBt7Rjofay&x=c77b974c77f562b9dde7e4b764b189704b45ca7d197a82bc6baa18c99a0483f9


https://cdn.satellite.earth/6011daa16075490abe99b641d87513c6509eace0b86ac7dd6e91a7d1c68763d9.jpg
At least for some percent of people glancing at this nostr:npub1e4qg56wvd3ehegd8dm7rlgj8cm998myq0ah8e9t5zeqkg7t7s93q750p76's diagram would give them a little more insight on how Nostr works. Where should we place it to make that happen?


Permabear


There is no code patch.


You made this?


12 pictures of the sun, each month, same place, same time https://i.nostrimg.com/ffe5186202403692b49ab88038c4a5095ad67f3e8fd39d04b1c31bad3cab2ce3/file.jpeg


“Yeah so then the genie asked if I was absolutely certain that my 3 wishes were to be cool, rich, and a professional athlete.”
https://m.primal.net/HVsP.jpg


Need more context. What's the use of the node, how many channels are you thinking of opening in total, etc


Dimon from JPMorgan has been very vocally anti-bitcoin until as recent as 3 weeks ago, calling for a total ban by the US government.


So last decade


Is this that stench coming from bitcoin?

https://image.nostr.build/aaf9cb6d3bc377e5c7982ee1c1d5db1e302ee55b0b076ef3e89a04bb020f1b8c.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x943&blurhash=%7BQJ*u8t8M%7Bj%3FM%7BxuIURj4nWBt6fPWBj%5BfQt600Rit7j%5Dj%5Bayt7t7%7Eqf6j%5BfRWBt7RjWBt3a%24off5WBofaxj%40_3Rjj%5Bj%3FWBj%5BWBoeogaxoeayayj%5BWCj%5B9FaxofWCayj%5BfQoft6a%23oej%40azofayay&x=dc59cb8cf42dd13f09bbf9fc27c32445e4490e85edea68f4c3b8812c1d24e85b


Condemned for not using Raytheon.

https://image.nostr.build/d1bd0d94c47ef3402676f903254c6cb02a1e90852a571c97305873fbae5089f7.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x494&blurhash=i67w%3F1M%7BxboMIU-%3BIUxuV%40%7EqD%25xus%3BMy-pIUxuRjt7IUxuogRj%25MM%7Bxuf6t7M%7BxuWBRjxaM%7Bt7WA%3FbRQoLofWBt7NGt7ax&x=493351975465868202d0b7962ccb7176ab0837af142546d19ed1c78bdfc46a2e


Welcome to Californication.


Of course, the reverse is also possible: if you don't trust anything, you can add assumevalid=0 and disregard the high watermark supplied by the software.


Linking to a summary thread on Tweetter, because it's an incredible rollercoaster ride tearing down communist inclinations in a tech billionaire.

https://twitter.com/shekfu/status/1740523952362135662


This smells like winner bias. There are a few free-to-play titles that achieve this, but the larger majority of titles never get anywhere. Steam and appstore monopolies have absolute control over this.


Can't remember, and its an old diagram anyways. He just published a newer version.


ぴよよょょ…（途中です）
明日残り塗ったらこれで一旦区切ろうねぇ…
 https://image.nostr.build/d799c200f4bda9768f08b77b15ac3a9204e0e7b13e1261835661004a5fceeee4.png


Z11 and Z12 is the zap receipt, that should be published to the write relays of the sender IINM.


OH MY LORD THIS IS ACCURATE


“What day is it,?”asked Pooh.
“It's today, the day nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s pissed off all of China,” squaked Piglet.
“My favourite day,” said Pooh.

https://image.nostr.build/365ff65f65ed978ff5198d900db8427272ce060fb61d8bd44e03f8f0a9247c11.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x674&blurhash=%23SL%7D1r.7R%25RjnhM%7B%25Mf%2BRQD%25%25LM%7BaeofV%5BWBogoJ_NNHs%3AV%5BoztQRPe.t7R*ofxZRktRt7WBRjkCMxRjRjWBWBWCofj%5Dofa%24RjkCj%5De.t6oyRjjYjYt7ofjZayWBj%5Ba%7DWB&x=13319d0106f4052aeeee891a85a0155dead482902ec92eeeda952e7caf4f2f95


Per minute (sats)

https://m.primal.net/HVfU.png


“It's censorship!”

“No, it's filtering!”

“But you're attacking!”

“It's healthy for everyone.”


Nostr clients should adapt the podcasting 2.0 model. 1 sat/minute screen time.


nostr:npub1teawtzxh6y02cnp9jphxm2q8u6xxfx85nguwg6ftuksgjctvavvqnsgq5u Verifying My Public Key: "skot9000"


Couldn't resist, the repost.

nostr:nevent1qqsym5uh3k9x4xcyhjcuc2x7wuhhp937wmdj2nuec22qwq0tkp35kccpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qhklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsxpqqqqqqzqxcytf


Good times made weak people.


Read the books. It's worth it.


Serious question: what hashrate and how much J/TH would these GPUs achieve?


If they make 14632 of them, it's only a year. Sounds doable.

With $95 a piece, that's $1390040, not impossible.

6.25 BTC for a found block, makes $222406 per bitcoin. LETS FUCKING GO! 🚀🚀🚀


21 million


I've used it a long time ago, you had to time it to be as close to the hour as possible to get through.


Lol

nostr:nevent1qqs92rx4y9smz8hphwsyxrfgae42ez0agwnztycsyqzn5nzezps970spzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyrhyatactsn6y48a4uftj950msmajledpyvajuw9mqsk5d6337zeqqcyqqqqqqgs5dh3c


Is their free accelerator no longer active?


I would think out of band payment. Not sure why to still have 23 sat/vB though.


GM and Merry Christmas


We are suspecting there’s another critical vulnerability in LNBank, external plugin. We advise anyone using the plugin and have public registration available on their instance to disable the plugin or registration immediately while plugin author investigates the report.


Merry payments and happy routing 🎄🎅🦌


Filtering them.


Youtube is SO great for finding useful new ways to use tools

#3dprint #3dprinting #3dprintedguns #2a

https://youtu.be/58AD7zPnxcU


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❤❤🙈
https://video.nostr.build/f2936626ea9a371d440ba58611a6acfabf0f89c70b8e8bb89b80bfa104acc5a7.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=480x852&blurhash=%5DUJj%3B%3A%7EXKjD*nN%25NTJoLwvs.x%5BMds%2CNGbcX5NGw_NHxuozV%40xFR*R*t7RjWUofS2oJS2jZt7jZtRaeR*j%40R*jZj%3Fe.ofR*&x=5571bb4aecd331fd7cbaae3d37fe8ef45d85cd12e5eb6811137deeb7554ac26e
#nostr #grownostr #plebchain #meme #memes #memestr #Zapathon
nostr:npub1ygp3ujv7kcz4yxp4w66tmeq2gqp7px7xrqgggmhdswemj6elqp8qftr58m


Sub 100 sat/vB, time to do some UTXO and channel  management.

https://image.nostr.build/08dd5bba20bea4f001c28e9ebf8d89bb2c42b931e8a7cded57453bf44c6f8efd.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x272&blurhash=Q78zDWS%7CE3n%2BENn%2BE2V%40XS%7D%2CW.NHjaS5juR%2BoLWX0gnjxYWoxabFxtozni&x=dfe04d622bddedec42f3faa0be87c993e309f788e54874709c69614a1b7f6249


That's ADHD, sir.


Halving estimated to be the 18th now. ACCELERATE 🚀

https://image.nostr.build/11b7f23d27319a23b2d87bf5e3b04dd368ec1852b515bdfd0a2d641b24866f7e.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x376&blurhash=Z28z.G%3Fb00%7Eq-%3BRj%25M%25M0000M%7B00D%25M%7Bj%5B_3WB_3-%3BIU4nIUof%25MRjM%7Bt7-%3Bt7M%7B%25Mt7M%7BxuRjWB&x=ebfe913eb8f7824a1961b410c4f221e8233d95322f11f9391e807daaba828bd8


This is what they took from us


Because it's an insignificant detail for the whitepaper. And you have to dig into technical details why it'll never be exactly 21 million but a few 100k sats under. Too much fluff I would think.


Explosive 2nd order effects.

https://nltimes.nl/2023/12/22/exploding-nitrous-oxide-cylinders-caused-eu65-million-damage-waste-processors-claim


Become ungovernable failed.

https://m.primal.net/HUvI.png


Car.

https://m.primal.net/HUvO.png


Ask it how many people you are.


The general idea was templates that includes as many TXs in a specific category, so they'll be mined earlier and cheaper. It's a stupid idea, but if people want more template options, this is going into the opposite direction of filtering.


Normal people struggle to get Netflix working on a hotel TV.

nostr:nevent1qqs8z54celr8q8200rwtf4aae5f6y5mue2whwrnj6ledyhnk933n6tqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qhklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsxpqqqqqqzxu89e4


“Despite having his laptop confiscated, Kurtaj managed to breach Rockstar, the company behind GTA, using an Amazon Firestick, his hotel TV and a mobile phone.”

They should glgive him a job, not imprison him. And it's a weird story.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67663128


Opposite templates, which pick up specific TXs with lower than optimal fees:

 * Anti OFAC
 * LN channel opens/closes
 * Coinjoins/mixer TXs

Have people mine blocks that help their use cases.


Discuss.

https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/1029354


Social media is dead, long live social media.


You forgot the NSFW tag


Not sure what happens here? I didn't change the image. Is this something that the image store does?

https://image.nostr.build/f6e4b175f8afc83ac0a4726416aa0efe87bec9e12b9e0c505c616b5d635f37b3.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x442&blurhash=i57dkJJ1%5E-WEtc-Zkzxd-%3A9p-sNER%25xdIl%24-NEogx%3FjJWUofs%3BWTogWUa%23I09p%255xbNW-ZNWxdfhOh%24.NXocxKIl%255NXah&x=5e478f8491eb4ce9e7105d809bf23e676fb338316e66801c33812044b046a9c0


Very rounded block subsidy. Strange.

https://image.nostr.build/a81e304572319c35f4ccbb343af529ddc08a064c2971a85e677b6c814166ae3e.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=668x175&blurhash=H27BWVx%5EDh%7EW4n0KIVt7Mw9Y8_9E%3Fcxuad-%3BjsWC&x=80d6cb13289d30e049cc191dfa7d4c93c170e2e4f275be29031eed75afa4195c


Print-in-place hinged stand extension and wall mount added to the BitAxe enclosure. Let's see if this works in reality as well. It should, hopefully.

https://video.nostr.build/54d36d211c2cd8ad5fbb843ced73b586f966c0f022c4e37653c69743509b053c.mp4


What types of data and which types of online services were most relevant for criminal investigations, according to Europol:

https://m.primal.net/HUXX.png
https://m.primal.net/HUXW.png

https://www.europol.europa.eu/media-press/newsroom/news/sirius-2023-report-navigating-new-era-of-obtaining-electronic-evidence


Oh wow, WizSec recreated the whitepaper in OpenOffice, almost pixel perfect. 👀

https://image.nostr.build/63ac0d40d2fa3539f79fa79a2cc00d1b1c44fc22cd640157515b8a1d80ef1687.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=863x387&blurhash=Z57w.%5B%7EWxD-os-%252V%40t6Rj%3FG%3FH-p%251%252xtt7oeWVM_-%3A%25Lxa%252xaxaWBofV%40-pxaWAxuoLoLaeof&x=baa98baed2e7924b8c5915b46490796f0665ca5a457a2a61937c70c7735b83a4

https://blog.wizsec.jp/2023/12/recreating-the-bitcoin-whitepaper.html


It's wasn't taproots.


It's tastes like you're cleaning a salt shaker from a snackbar with your tongue. Like they made jelly from stock cubes.


The myth, the truth.

https://image.nostr.build/87e56e68224ff4a061b26f4836fde5e7ced074a4b659c07764a05549399a210d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1128x1920&blurhash=%5D8R%3AHHD%2C-%3DRk-%3B-%3BWAt7M%7BIVM_xt%25Lofof-%3DIVt7%25Lxt%7Eo%3FZ-.ofRl00tRxut7%25MM%7DIVIVM%7Baxxuj%5BM%7Ba%24M%7Ct99GD*WBt6&x=c27e23765a486f1d9dd6b76aead6778ae169b34e4aa3c939cbb8b6d8645c57de

#Bitcoin #ordinals #memestr


 nostr:npub18d4r6wanxkyrdfjdrjqzj2ukua5cas669ew2g5w7lf4a8te7awzqey6lt3 goggles.

https://image.nostr.build/787650fe87fdd506b684476454ed61f8a7b3dab01155594e2ea938e659aa0450.png


#musicstr. Sort of.

https://youtu.be/bmFmsn6VZSM


Carlos got grey indeed.


Bitcoin doesn't have a marketing department.

https://video.nostr.build/2d67f276af0fa5c4c78d5ba6f19c2f24b61131c07b33097c3ddc2f636ab84cc8.mp4


#moviestr

https://image.nostr.build/2bdd382779a3064264fa34eb4f7ec41e62998fc189f7a49c31ea56d2145cae97.jpg


Hopium


… all blank pages https://image.nostr.build/dffeb653985e578e9c1e67c16f260b975562af27061e2b16a029cd9a31353184.jpg


Git on Relays makes sense.

“I didn't choose the snub life; the snub life chose me.” @nostr:npub1mygerccwqpzyh9pvp6pv44rskv40zutkfs38t0hqhkvnwlhagp6s3psn5p

https://github.com/nostrocket/snub


Today we are extremely proud to open-source the #greenlight client repository as part of our Developer Preview🌱

Included are the client libraries, with bindings for python and JS, as well as all the tools to self-host a Greenlight node.

Learn more at buff.ly/3IY4Mun 🚀


That's the 600 sats/vB question indeed.


Maybe we can start a testnet/regtest/mutinynet instance but for monkey pics and dont tell anyone it's a separate instance. No need for miners, just mine a block if mainnet also mines a block and go from there.


Can't remember what March and May were, to be honest.


nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6
Hello. Based on the feedback I received from you, I compiled the Nostr diagram into one page.

There are quite a lot of elements, so I'll just show you the line drawings for now. (I plan to add color once the contents are finalized)

In this illustration, the ostrich was not included in the cast. Instead, machines and robots are used to represent the internal workings of clients and relay servers. I also researched and added Zap while getting advice from various people.

What do you think of this diagram?

https://i.nostr.build/Y2m6.png


What quiz?


[🎵ominous music playing🎵]


feels

nostr:note18x03hsxgs53rgqgergxps0u5627xjf7kgrkffgph55xj0vrds4dqjw3mck


Ah, it's only on upcoming blocks.


Is that dropdown thingy already public somewhere?


You can't blow cold air in without blowing warm air out.

And definately measurable, unless you go way, way bigger.

(I didn't verify the numbers)

https://m.primal.net/HUBH.png


It makes total sense.

https://m.primal.net/HUBC.png


Z-11/12 indeed.

And maybe signature verification somewhere, but not sure where. It should be done both in relay and client.


Z-12 should go to both sender and recipient.


I dare say, the transition from Braiins to FPPS made the whole mining game more boring. I kinda miss the block lottery, especially with the wildly volatile fees.


4.13 BTC

Retardedness knows no limits.

https://m.primal.net/HUAy.png


Qual é o tipo de calvície do seu celular???
https://image.nostr.build/029623bd68621c206968cce75cbb201c2a9579e0108631cedbc30ef829acbbaa.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=778x942&blurhash=_WP%25R%5Do%23%7EWs*EKMyxvV%5BoebaWWoLWBoeoMjsWoa%23j%5BfifPoLfPayfRjaj%3FayofayayfRjuj%5Bayofayayf8juj%40a%7Boff6WBa%7Dj%5Bj%5BayoffPWBa%7Dj%5Bj%5Ba%7BofayWCf6j%5Bj%5Bay&x=2d220c4bd56e1f687c9fe1cab242fe1bf269032373a56c0ddc8f1fc45ae49f40


Over/under for empty mempool before end of year.


Want


The hopium is strong on this one.

But i don't see flaws in your reasoning.

https://media.tenor.com/qL3gUw9rVjUAAAAM/ok-ill-allow-it.gif


I don't think I know anything for sure anymore.


You mean seized by a 3 letter intelligence agency.

https://www.space.com/satellite-satvu-hotsat-dead-after-six-months


Bitcoin is safety first.

nostr:nevent1qqs20gu77kax0vxfcm3jn2r47mgfr3lkxflgfh2q8tr2lxtkd893vvcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9qztwgyw70sr274h6tv6psx435h3q0rv999w2cy79kh0ykgk98p5psgqqqqqqspasdy2


You got moves


Guess the platform.

https://m.primal.net/HTuX.png


Don't know if I have it 100% correct, but he says something like this in almost every episode, so good enough I guess.


“Everything electronical is compromised.”
-- nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/manufacturer-deliberately-bricked-trains-repaired-by-competitors-hackers-find/


Haines*


You had one job.

https://video.nostr.build/a55d48c24e8a16507c44802bcacb10cbb83dc8fc4bd7c086c10dda97850ab78a.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=720x1280&blurhash=%5DGB.l%5BV%3D0zaJXAIlo%24s9ohxB0fjX%7DtfibI%3DzjENxR%25Ef%3DtbdELs%3Bn%24E%2Bacs%3BWA%252nfkDWWbIf4xbayW-ocS5W%3BjZs%3AR%2BR%25&x=8b258e407803cfffdd9132c17b350485a9d2edbd957c658237bfbe26acb430bd

h/t Gabriel Hanes


Don't Look Up
Leave The World Behind
Civil War

Resurgence of world ending disaster movies. Which ones did I miss from recent years or to be released?


Executive producer the Obama's? What's that about?


Permabear


👀 Trostr bridge coming?

https://image.nostr.build/9de1261618c32593fdcae37f29b3ae4cac475f6f90174164079b34181c65533a.jpg


Yes, but pictures on bitcoin are the future.

https://image.nostr.build/65eaf991d0332b5c3f9f8de41ee130b657e68ca891f92b8b7fe5d833ddf9cad4.jpg


Ok, I'll bite: can you elaborate?


The classic: “Works on my machine, ship it.”


#hashtagoveruser


I chatted with him afterwards, he's a nice guy, knew he messed up big time but was determined to learn, improve and start accumulating to get back to it.


"OP threw a 5"

i think about this reply like once a week nostr:npub1hklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsa23u2k
https://m.primal.net/HTbi.png


Nostr is inversion of control for social media.


The riot police and helicopters in the sky didn't help.


How many refills from the big boi?


One up

https://www.homecinesolutions.fr/p/19343-audioquest-diamond-usb-a-vers-b-3m


Not many, luckily.


wow i was zapped 200 sats . thank you friend 💃


I don't. I follow everyone that interacts with my notes and only unfollow for shitcoinery or spam.


I follow everyone that interacts with my notes. Only exception is if I see shitcoinery on glancing the profile.


The lack of algorithm forces people to invest time to curate their feed. If you're willing to do this, the incentives are alignmed towards positive contributions. That's why Nostr is a happy place.


GM #photography

https://image.nostr.build/95998eaa049b182b8a1ae685e3608962bbea1cdebe677f4216ec605f949804ff.jpg


Salute 🫡🫡🫡
https://video.nostr.build/1eb0888c56c8c9699a2fec742cee45dfa17641f71bdc2216ef9aefb9e0cd0128.mp4


There is no standard protocol?


Checks out. When I started losing weight I had to pee a lot.


External audits of functionality of relays could be automated. Would be good.


Plausible deniability for @seedsigner

https://github.com/desobedientetecnologico/seedconsole


My favourite

https://image.nostr.build/c97373154c392390d86fb9ffc9a89eda8519c1083d73b8f2ae02caf43d7dc8ce.jpg


websocat and jq do wonders.


Learning about transformerless inverters. Wish I could zap this post.

https://m.primal.net/HSzY.png


Hi all! I have just pushed a major update to the negentropy project. It implements protocol version 1 (previous was version 0).

The protocol has been simplified: ID size is no longer configurable, there are no more continuation ranges, and the output can be constructed in the same input-scan pass.

There is a new fingerprint function, based on an incremental hash. This allows fingerprints to be pre-computed and stored in a tree structure. The C++ implementation includes a B+Tree implementation that allows fingerprints to be computed without collecting IDs from the entire DB.

I have written a comprehensive article that goes over the theory of RBSR and the negentropy implementation:

https://logperiodic.com/rbsr.html

Comments are appreciated!

Finally, I have integrated the new version of negentropy and the B+Tree with strfry. It's in a development branch and not quite ready for production, but my testing indicates this will be a massive improvement for full-DB syncs, especially on relays with very large DBs. In-sync or nearly in-sync relays should sync almost instantly with negligible resource usage. Relays will also use the B+Tree for filters that contain only until and/or since, meaning that date-range full-DB syncs are also efficient. Syncing arbitrary filters works as before (but I have begun work to make these more efficient as well).

Unfortunately, this is a breaking change for the negentropy protocol (this really should be the last one!) and will also require a new DB version.

I'm going to take this opportunity to make a few more breaking DB changes, and plan to release strfry 1.0 after a beta testing period.


It's not censorship if the censor has no power over you.


And most importantly, they can't stop you from mining somewhere else.


It's not censorship because Ocean has no power over anyone. They cannot retribute if you work around them, they cannot fine you, throw you in jail or threaten you with violence. Therefore it is not censorship.


BRACE YOURSELVES

https://image.nostr.build/23a966d8c29fb60602edd6051dfecf7b911463541118e5d6979083457d531d7b.jpg


NOOO COFFEE MUST BE PUSHED THROUGH THE BEANS WITH HIGH PRESSURE YOU CANT JUST DUNK A BAG IN WATER BRUH


Looks like this specific case is Moore v. US. Read more here about it

https://www.resourcefulfinancepro.com/news/the-supreme-court-is-about-to-redefine-what-unrealized-capital-gains-are/ nostr:note1svtth9z4dekvwyl9laqlcn5pdvr0vlcmxhq5jltejqr6mn0mzlmq86hjre


Finally a rational thought from Peter. Scary stuff happening with US govt, they are trying so hard to take away property rights https://image.nostr.build/a3c47dd0e5cb07992dafc1d2058732d21872a470f030ac7bb396b4f8f3fb76fc.jpg


Still filtering valid transactions. You are attacking the 1 sat/vB Maxis.


Optimize in what direction? It's your node, you decide.


If you run bitcoin with default mempool settings, you're filtering transactions.


Literally

https://image.nostr.build/2b03f46b4dd679603971fe7c0a2883e7d9e9827bea10ec43d58d971ea5d2daf4.jpg


Such innovation, much wow. They're all just lower barrier to entry pump-and-dump shitcoins.

https://image.nostr.build/bb594cbc426c1380422bcdf2ec289d5901959f662209281c49fe1a6efbd735d8.jpg


#asknostr

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How to close down bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/08070ce8efc411c5d227252ade32acdda0785f94fdecea2a10f009565f50900d.jpg


Weak sauce lineup

https://m.primal.net/HSmL.png


I remember

https://m.primal.net/HSkp.png


You just solved a puzzle, and before someone hands you the next puzzle you doodle some numbers on an empty piece of paper just to keep busy.


It's normal.


I don't need Luke to disapprove of ordinals.


What's more vile?


GM I love the internet
https://image.nostr.build/a6efb4d94d56e4cd8334b6a03645fb1f56af1875d526d6c3d3aa7a9f99ba8920.jpg


'Rules of Bitcoin' is a conflation of policy and consensus.

Mining pools are free to leave money on the table by selecting transactions.

People are free to spend money to put monkey JSONs in a transaction.

Both are valid behaviours, as the blocks by Ocean are accepted and the monkey JSONs are mined.


Laughs in Dutch

https://m.primal.net/HSjQ.png


It gets a bit sore after 378 days.


2257 https://hodl.camp/api/img/sats_per_dollar/2257.png


There's a lot to unpack here

https://image.nostr.build/0099552c42207c43a3cd43eac58fcfd1c02e3f9f592fc6119f27fde3a0744ae9.jpg


All the hoops they have to jump through.

https://image.nostr.build/b1e843897122726ed4d708df38ec908372e5e67c3b2b9f13d6ff9146e383bc28.jpg


ONSTR


Oh look at the time. One hour gone already.

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https://m.primal.net/HSeB.jpg
GM
#photography #nature #wildlife #grownostr


The scale of that bird... It looks like a big ass dragon.


nostr:npub1qfkcklnmes45z75y7y8dkud5yll8vp5eq5ysk9rmgqdxeasv8unsrfj6kq one for you https://image.nostr.build/88477206d11cffef90c376f34a46c45d31e7da64f45b13b2c7bcb4390c57a958.jpg


Never below $16k again.

Or, depending on which signal you choose, never below $26k again.

https://m.primal.net/HSdx.png


Entertaining video on how Libertarian Anarchy works.

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All the platitudes on trusted 3rd parties apply.

https://image.nostr.build/07f7b9d2a2e804689152ebd398ebd42eb671266af02462fb4752ec5223a7ba6b.jpg


We HODL MF’ers, no matter what. #Bitcoin https://video.nostr.build/bd9d72c1b4fc4e6f0a6bb60f077fc735ed74ea010b1f1bde8cbe25a817a0cb43.mp4


https://m.primal.net/HSbT.png

nostr:note17rrt53panakhleyuk3lhq28depd4hpx4x6x3yz8pc7qn4qhpt8qq659e0c


Dr. Meryl Nass： 'We're Undergoing a Soft Coup . . .

https://video.nostr.build/a33b28c0a13c25c89f4d0422d1403846d10d17624a4ddbbe366575acc3b5d1c8.mp4


Here you go.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1658909075487461376.html


Heeeeey 💜 Just wanted to drop in and say how much I appreciate you #nostriches. There’s been a lot going on since I uploaded a few songs to nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg at the end of August ☀ Nearly 4M - make that Million 🙌  HellYa! - SATs received from all corners of the globe 🧡 Over 5 years on Spotify I’ve only made $700 total and at todays 40k 🚀 BTC price it’s about $1700 🤯

I feel damn lucky to be a part of helping to shake up the very broken music business.

I don’t always know where the SATs come from so thank you to all the #anonymous supporters out there. It truly is an honor to be a small part of showing the world how #lightningpayments & #bitcoin can change lives and disrupt industry.

So much more to come! 🫶🏻Ainsley

#⚡Is💛 https://image.nostr.build/10a4a3958983cd46e446d0995cf605bcb1529c2d77e0f272980d960ef018cbed.jpg


Not-so-new rabbit hole thread.

https://image.nostr.build/679d6928507236768a16a1e62cc359d803fed1b2d56022d80b7635b25856d06a.jpg

https://twitter.com/Rizzenhouse/status/1658909075487461376


BRC-20 is shitcoins.

But hear me out:

https://image.nostr.build/a4de00288615e57c24c4229579777f32150f0b78416e64c7092a2c5b1b6f366c.jpg


YES

https://image.nostr.build/fc85b31a20e5d9b72d8e502900c6ce1ebfea1c3043f5878066aae4bdca402359.jpg


They never could finish a song.


Numbers check out.

https://m.primal.net/HSWQ.png


Movie name checks out. #moviestr

https://youtu.be/G3IYxqL_1Bc


Merged 👀

https://m.primal.net/HSWN.png

https://github.com/vitorpamplona/amethyst/pull/710


Briefly.

https://m.primal.net/HSUB.png


When people ask me what the next #bitcoin top will be:

https://video.nostr.build/a615b3e9cd21b6ae55c0d2382d824d9f970263840cf93f01716364eebc451bb0.mp4

cc nostr:npub1lelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sthkvyz


Delete the deletion request.


No words needed.

https://image.nostr.build/8100e7d0849dcae1c3bbb4b4bac5e851fe553f32396fd44f667c52c043d1bf26.jpg


How's your Spotify Wrapped, former employee?

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Stay humble and stack sats.

https://m.primal.net/HSUD.png


See how normal this looks.

https://m.primal.net/HSTx.png

nostr:note1gqxqhc2vxyxltj5nwa36qf7ale59v8ukltauywhvsanhp5nh08rs9j9auf


2387 https://hodl.camp/api/img/sats_per_dollar/2387.png


41K

https://image.nostr.build/a7a8516a3db517be31e5319a492d2b8a36af9ac2a08cfb6dc47c80524ac48865.gif nostr:note1t3gvj7we8gt6z26rwl9dn8x6v0vqzznqvqdc9eggp2ys5806a94sv7yczj


This is not the time for lettuce hands.


Aggr.trade


It's all one pool?

https://m.primal.net/HSTI.png
 nostr:npub1m0n0nautpnk0jntmg89kgjucfwygrsppcpf963um5eqkjehqwess7rd0un


9 minutes before midnight.

https://m.primal.net/HSTG.png

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I made $30 on V4V already.  I didn’t see a dime of 10 million Spotify streams.


GM Moscow Time is closer than you think.


Not your physical media, not your purchased content.

https://m.primal.net/HSLx.png

https://www.playstation.com/en-us/legal/psvideocontent/


Squeeze the plebs for all they're worth. Squeeze till they all dead.

https://image.nostr.build/b8d060192c68dca6137184c6c6463de567e8432104a3f9390109f7711de80084.jpg


#[1] : “Take my photo, it will look like I’m tiny climbing up the giant chair”  😂 https://nostr.build/i/b7e76fe2b7dc029b2661ba3e9a06b535d7ae070ab317a73e26f0699a7c9ad239.jpg


Not so sure. And it wasn't perfect, it was perfect enough to start the bootstrap, which is something when the genie is out of the bottle, one cannot do again.

https://image.nostr.build/03254f8a614ac2e6319426acdc635ad965f365e9a124fcfda807dfd66cb2aadc.jpg


It's a small step for the creator of Oculus, it's a giant leap for the military.

https://m.primal.net/HSBi.png

https://video.nostr.build/b8593930b792b441c996dbbef34086395a2459b3b77900dbbec20dfd528e15e6.mp4


It's not a solution, but it's one of the tools at a users disposal. Relay selection can make or break usability of Nostr. For example, a relay that blindly accepts notes from new virgin pubkeys can be easily misused for spam. For me, by removing a single relay I cut out almost all of the airdrop reply spam.


Depends on the trade-offs, in some aspects Mastodon is better, in some aspects Nostr is better. It's perfectly fine to have a different choice depending on your preferences.


Become ungovernable

https://image.nostr.build/fa855a6d936d97ecb0e0b739df8e484a2d898f9c8c52e85342053aba57fcbb07.jpg


They have different tradeoffs. I like the model of Nostr more because the underlying protocol is super simple. Anyone with the slightest programming experience can build stuff for it. It's almost as simple as writing a Hello World exercise.

That level of simplicity makes it possible to build a large variety of experiences on top of the protocol, that - in my opinion - is not possible on Mastodon, Bluesky or other open networks.


No, the difference is setup and client. Apparently my setup hides the spammer, yours does not. So, the protocol can definitely work, but as I said before, some clients might be lacking or needs a bit more work to set up in a satisfactory fashion.

If you want the protocol not to work, you sure can. But you can also make the protocol work. It's a choice. And yes, this is more work compared to using a platform, as you outsource that work to the platform overlords. The price you pay for the liberation of platform overlords is that you - and only yourself - have to take on that extra work to make it usable for you.

If you've been deplatformed before, you know which choice is more valuable.


poem poem poem poem poem poem poem poem

https://not-just-memorization.github.io/extracting-training-data-from-chatgpt.html


Only Chrome on desktop has Web Serial.


https://m.primal.net/HRnz.png

nostr:note1x7d7vkzffhf7red3qmkhjx3c0ym76l0aasqwqlx560funzlf83ksg6taw3


Taxation is theft, with a vengeance.

https://m.primal.net/HRnk.png

https://defire.jp/inheritance-tax-of-crypto/

https://m.primal.net/HRnl.png


🤝

nostr:note1uzdr34ly8mnnfpfjl0tqwx9ck0t2gp0nkjdgyn2ljmlpdw226dfqxqqvcc


Listening to the Ordinals episode of the bitcoin review podcast, how can you be against Drivechains and promote Ordinals? They have the same eternal shitcoin incentive misalignment. They are the same thing.


GM touch grass today

https://image.nostr.build/aab42c662c13d8a6c3cebe0bdc1948f9ddfe2728b5eaf3bed41ba6b0f6019919.jpg


If you mute enough advertisers on Twitter you get to the real gems.

https://m.primal.net/HRmZ.png


Not your descriptors, not your multi-sig.


I'm not, they're making a PR shit show. If they just answer the questions, instead of whatever they think they're doing now.

More choice, more competition is a good thing, especially if they differentiate. But they are not the second coming of Christ as a mining pool, they have some good things but also trade-offs, as with everything.


Saying transparency and not doing transparent communication is a huge turn-off.

I'm fine with whatever they do, filter ordinals, be minimally custodial instead of non-custodial, etc. but be clear about it. Currently they are not.


They make the heat themselves. I have no idea why they would hide questions like this.

https://image.nostr.build/58adff817768e63aa1ccafc255f7666a12f1a56c5b7b20f646bb1bcfcbc561db.jpg


Click that button.

https://image.nostr.build/387232b29d49a8384f2a6418f1beaa9a201c6d88a262a54c3fae9fd96eb7192f.jpg


To see Ocean hiding replies on Twitter is not a good look.


There's no limit to what autism and internet can achieve.

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One more for a conga.


IT'S BURNING THE WATER

https://image.nostr.build/45bcf0e2ff03a9cb649634928a8e9cdece6444cf1a714238bbaad9a6699889d9.jpg


This is a miner.

https://image.nostr.build/b5a9b9698e55c5c39d83e6fe4925978bc5b6762200835814b3a58c50610cd3d8.jpg


Damn

https://image.nostr.build/dd06d2cb937308db4bda3b8f9ad4710a7a73b596c2872782add8493256867419.jpg


Define 'things'.


Ok, Sir Mix-A-Lot.

https://youtu.be/yjkEbi-NXMU?si=nyCS9lVw9LKus8vJ


👀 AntPool offers to return 83 BTC.

https://image.nostr.build/17579532c7a13a7c8c09e644f95076f84332b84184130398a37bcb644436656a.jpg


Saturday, May 4th, 2013

Munger has “no confidence” in bitcoin

https://video.nostr.build/ff024a8843f2d70147e2d13c8b364a9dcc374f7750253d29c95d6ecfbe92f820.mp4


UK says hi

https://image.nostr.build/3ecce009baf3c41b903fbfc35588ed0585ff44f2b08aa05d9f1bf0f3bf122508.jpg


What country is that dish from? Looks amazing.


The popcorn level has been raised significantly. I can't remember hearing him angry before, ever.

https://video.nostr.build/684d2a9d8f348da6c230559b1855f5b33998863ab1c7533b428cc1ceca4e12fe.mp4


Ah I know what the BBC used for their reporting.

https://image.nostr.build/171f6dfb178afa9180cd8267c03efd15571626e4f79ca14d4cfbfdf75aedca86.jpg


That's not lightning, is it?


Have eye bleach ready.

https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/29/23979858/bitcoin-mine-cryptocurrency-water-use-analysis-energy


GN


Hey nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze, did you happen to do a quick name change just before going public? #BurnTheWater


nostr:npub17at6qtxc4lfg7sz4cmhn4cq4r86u285gyz8l43wa8tvwhgytrt8q2yy2de

https://media.tenor.com/1Nc6rtScQEUAAAAM/thats-it-yes-thats-it.gif


They got one correct.

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Bitcoin Bang Bank!
https://video.nostr.build/e72b7a8d50ea228ab085e8f3aeb0c5eb89b3f5a211f7dd4e8d2d9e99639b49eb.mp4


New toys?


Moisturized.

https://image.nostr.build/1d95ad11f53732ce60d4f1c815d102bc152095df599123e77eb37df08c64b810.jpg


Well, I don't see an obvious way either that has less custody than what Ocean does.


It's synchronised, multiple outlets with similar stories. Verge and BBC at least, maybe others as well.


For me nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg web also didn't want to load today.


How would a mining pool payout over lightning work? Is there stuff to read on this?


No use explaining physics to puppets of a central bank.


That escalated quickly.

https://image.nostr.build/4928766d70d88dc6f7b0fb05ff647bb02e2c8937d386fc421a94988a1f76298b.jpg


It's linked to Alex de Vries. Could've known that.

https://twitter.com/mutatrum/status/1729904203290599478

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Oh no, please stahp. We're burning the water.

https://image.nostr.build/f8d0c76781f0d07d5649f0bb4d34b4ca1fb1663f8a7a1fe054dca9b389caa760.jpg


Mining lottery winner. 2 PH is quite a bit though, that's about 20-30 current gen machines?

https://image.nostr.build/033396168397718aad0badfdcc2da03932159be4235465bd66efe31654483c2b.jpg


Nice.

https://m.primal.net/HRbi.png


The best part is no part. #ocean

https://image.nostr.build/f8a416bd05ad7a3e2db00e820c4104c99361765030865899172fb1d7da48288a.jpg

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Is that a running counter? Maybe r the number goes up if you keep that screen open for a few minutes.


New Outlook is good, both for yourself and 766 third parties.

https://cdn.masto.host/godforsakenwebsite/media_attachments/files/111/482/459/777/724/547/original/c7229896715c11df.jpg


Valuable life advice.

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Lot of consolidation going on


Wei Dai comes out of the woodwork.

https://image.nostr.build/d40c6f870b857ce82809e949028cb1d09628e78a53a397eaa7438bd2dbef888d.jpg


400 watt, so a small one.


Futurebit Apollo II

Probably not for profit, but it's getting closer. I like the form factor.

https://image.nostr.build/cff0d9e1286d1f136c23ca15ff56fd072d139b86640df86daa033a07f1440e46.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/d8597d92aeb80724394f266293c9e4982708f65caa3f28aea68d3efcbf1fb4cf.jpg


Although it looks like the default fee was just 100k sats.


A lot of people wanted to have the first transaction with an inscription in block 210000.


Who made this? It fails on my pubkey, it takes a long time and then just returns to the start.


The fourth red blob is drawing to a close.

https://m.primal.net/HRWv.png


This Person Does Not Exist

https://m.primal.net/HRWt.png

Context: https://edition.cnn.com/2023/11/27/media/sports-illustrated-deletes-articles-fake-author-names-ai-profile-photos/index.html


I don't see the spammer you are referring to.

What might help is to not use the relay they are using. Some relays have better asshole filtering than others, some relays don't filter anything. It might be useful to look into that.

But Stella's point is that you can't stop someone from posting, you can only stop seeing them. That might seem like a weakness but that's really the strongest benefit of the Nostr protocol compared to other social media outlets. You and only you are responsible for what you see here, not the platform, not someone else, not the government, nobody but you. For me that far, far outweighs the negative.

Nuance here is that the tools for users to filter out unwanted content might be lacking in some aspects, some clients are better than others, but that will improve.


No corn December?


So this is a checklist for anyone who wants to reboot the project.


Made a new thing, don't sue me https://dtan.xyz/


nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg doesn't like that link


No doubt think so. I don't notice slowness with 1700 follows.


No friction, no shine.


Of course someone already did that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7FfSVNLcdo


Needs a camera cartridge module, not sure how to connect that though. Camera doesn't go through the 40 pins, it has it's own ribbon connector.


Not rendered in Amethyst.


#photography https://image.nostr.build/6d00cf63d4aff7d1412bc109f4ccf5a8229f060786fd4072a8f7c5024c51da6c.jpg


The Cryptoeconomics book is cut from different wood, it's extreme first principle thinking, and can be a really tough read. But definitely worth the time investment.


Not even 1000 views on this video is a crime.

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I work fulltime on #nostr and #Damus without reimbursement while living off a student loan.
Let's see what the future holds.


I knew this day would probably come, but didn't expect it so soon.

I am being investigated for running an illegal money transmission business in Canada (nodeless)

Under the advice of my lawyers I need to shut down the main instance of it.

As you guys know I made Nodeless completely open source in the event that this happens, so that others who don't live under communism can run a honest, privacy focused payments business.

To my clients who are using it, I'm very sorry for the short notice but you'll need to find a new payment processing solution this weekend.

DM me on telegram and I will personally walk you through setting up a btcpayserver instance that you can self host, or even your own instance of nodeless.

I can't give much more information than this, not even supposed to say this much, but I owe it to you guys to let you know what's going on.

To install nodeless on your own server, you can get started here:
https://github.com/nodeless-io/nodeless-monolith


We're entering a new era.

https://video.nostr.build/d480591784b024e33677543625f846027c85bf6acfcec82e9534729ee09301ce.mp4


A lot of effort is put into making crappy food addictive, no matter how low the nutritional value is. It's engineered to make you feel hungry again and want more of it.

https://youtu.be/T4PFt4czJw0


I checked that profile for a whole 10 seconds, looked legit.


That is fast

https://image.nostr.build/e60d4eeec8a2de79cc5866d5426c62f9102c26ac6054dfdb791ad67eee4b32b2.jpg


It's a lot of work to set it up. It will become easier, in due time, but we're not there yet.


About a month ago, we were halfway a new log2_work exponent.

https://m.primal.net/HRKX.png


This was a display at today's funeral for Dad.

In his later years, even with dementia, he worked and kept busy. An electrician by trade, his passion was leatherwork.
In his last ten years, he made over 350 belts. All handstitched.
#Build
#NeverStop

https://image.nostr.build/c8640d7d39b0ba405fa2d349dbfad72ea4a64978b96a15e84ce229a6faa03166.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/bb1429b6a5ebbcc9710d70931fc633969c7b95def86f719f1830ef49bc71a1c5.jpg


Dog ruined a perfectly fine shower curtain.


No, not on the slightest.

https://image.nostr.build/097e8462571293ad478b5eddf6d53e0895cea8b125a036ce3c83efd0d12ea6d4.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/cb1baed3dda43f3f712537ddcb1eadfa83f3285d37e513cdfb9ac4caa7cf7528.jpg

Zero interactions because nice deamplify Mr Murk.


Totally unaffected by Apple Appstore woes, unaffected by U.S. regulators banning my wallet, happily zapping and getting zapped with my own node, on my own hardware.

https://image.nostr.build/1f64b0816909580e4cbf5383908606c733b7e9bfe25859f24a8c3cfbfc43ef7c.jpg


Can you see and validate the amount on the outside? E.g. can other see how much someone has been nutzapped?


Some criminals go to jail.

https://m.primal.net/HRHZ.png


Pretty good, depends if the hashrate continues to climb. I don't see that slowing down any time soon, with a favourable change in narrative and miner fabrication in full swing.


Custodial wallet frontend should be decoupled from backend. Have an app that can connect to one or more different backends.

When lnbits mobile frontend?

nostr:nevent1qqsvw202d5j9rx7mtj7m0m5tmenkdl78ttlz7e3mhjkduny82dc4jpspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qhcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usxpqqqqqqzk3fh3n


Halving date estimate moved a day closer. Accelerate!

https://m.primal.net/HRHL.png


Actually…. Alors on….. #BENANCE

https://video.nostr.build/15f42f436ecec45b4d77918763edcb56ed96d967fd9e70d62c04100995f5fbca.mp4

Source: jonzzyTV on Twitter


If everyone could stop with the AI generated bitcoin images, that'd be great


Thank you, that BBC bit was really interesting.


“I like the name”

https://m.primal.net/HRFo.png


Primal web also doesn't know what to do.

https://m.primal.net/HRFm.png


I posted something on Twitter 2 days ago about my local coffee shop accepting bitcoin via Blink with a link to her ln address (muggs@blink.sv)

She started getting sats streamed in from all over the world and thought she was receiving someone else’s transactions.

In 2 days she’s received $450 in gifts from Bitcoiners! 🙏

So very awesome as she’s always supporting local homeless people with free food and coffee, fundraisers and charity drives.

She doesn’t have a lot of money as she poured everything into surviving the pandemic and keeping the business open during that period.

She’s started to save in sats and this goes a long way to show her the power of Bitcoin.

She also was extremely happy that the fees are minimal using Lightning compared to credit cards and interac. https://image.nostr.build/718da58eddd13571af7364d080699440157f83d0a0730e7e059633641579c562.gif https://image.nostr.build/bb35ed60beba8bead84f889aa36fde31a04ee83f6d44369c803450cc27417dc6.jpg


Weird flex but ok.


Oh lord. This is dumb on so many rare and valuable levels.

https://image.nostr.build/67ce5dbc16d230b3e200cb3fb15c4bf0c15704375bdc4202a5376fde204cca67.jpg


3.4 million sats


https://m.primal.net/HRDf.jpg

nostr:note143mjyxh94ks8m4ztjj5w4wlt004g53vun7277vl0hs5xa4ankuzs8qyt0m


Any word on AntPool doing favours for this oopsie?

https://m.primal.net/HRDS.png


Best quantum entanglement graphic I've ever seen!
https://video.nostr.build/58693fbd04200576541423b0b93d33bc3acc3e138b4dd6aec63a9e34cd45e5c5.mp4


Art does that to a man.


Sure, #bitcoin transaction fees are high, but not $3M high! 😅
https://mempool.space/tx/b5a2af5845a8d3796308ff9840e567b14cf6bb158ff26c999e6f9a1f5448f9aa


AntPool right now

https://media.tenor.com/QX8Jpy71bE8AAAAM/making-it-nbc.gif


A story in two tweets.

https://image.nostr.build/f49dfd030617c6ef4dfacc4e6d90bf775091db96c8236c1e6a5bff27720d89d8.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/2597f472ff0d799fd3006d22c48bcd5273778a5e2d08277c9f5db3dea82f48f7.jpg


Braiins pool is testing FPPS.

https://m.primal.net/HRCC.png


No need block for over 30 minutes, when is the next block arriving?

nostr:nevent1qqsy4yfzv0p44z7gq4y29gpgjep0pxz8q7e4zy5skj23cedzphhvcggppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsz5q27nru4fzn8986q0ydf4teeeu4tntzc9hz6atzsf2jspchgf2qrqsqqqqqpx72mvj


My Nostr is bitcoin only.


BBQr - Better Bitcoin QR (https://BBQr.org)

Why? "I fckng hate animated qr" – nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx

In making of #COLDCARD Q we (Coinkite) wanted a simpler, low dependency & very compressed Bitcoin Static/Animated QRs—looking for feedback

Whole source in this animated QRhttps://m.primal.net/HQyx.gif!

License: Public Domain

https://m.primal.net/HQyu.png
https://m.primal.net/HQyv.png
https://m.primal.net/HQyw.png


666 https://hodl.camp/api/img/sats_per_zloty/666.png


Penis butter


Braiins is the goat.


The playbook is clear.

https://m.primal.net/HQwx.png


”World to end tomorrow; women(including trans🫶🏾) and minorities(except zionists🇵🇸✊🏾)most affected!!!”
These cultural marxists have broken brains and malfunctioning souls…

https://rumble.com/v3uhqi1-lobbyist-says-right-to-repair-is-bad-for-black-people.html


Comments are not allowed.

https://image.nostr.build/edad547e66af4c12139294a56d1c9cfbc6e2f76de8d946ef8884a6b190b13a02.jpg


And the answer from it's cofounder

https://image.nostr.build/08c5274e0105d4c86f41a1e4b91802b7fc22f0cc51b61452f637a81f671c0336.jpg


Good words.


Beware
https://image.nostr.build/2b60eb91f9aeb96af017e0bfbd9b8f9a5b0edbad13f07821a97cb7d2b03ec7bb.jpg


Is this the girlfriend we were all supposed to be getting?


Nostr works best with all the relays


Clamp the table like your son's laptop, burn the cake like it's Nord Stream 2, smile like an Israeli Apache pilot.

https://image.nostr.build/17ee51ee29cf599084812053a985b235d55400ba09c515b8291c125e713bd1a4.jpg


Ask someone with a December birthday.


I declined


I got hired


Nostr: REQ?
Damus: EOSE


It's a bad year for CZ.

nostr:nevent1qqsy45luu2jfpknxrxr8l87fpucrjr5yqx4xaj6xljyuj0kpa2uygfgppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgstm0smm0ymyk5d38v0mtctuxsdekphhtykj86e0zffqwjlmkrwylcrqsqqqqqpxw7a55


Hee hee hee

https://m.primal.net/HQsU.png

h/t nostr:npub1m0n0nautpnk0jntmg89kgjucfwygrsppcpf963um5eqkjehqwess7rd0un


They can't call the thing by it's name.

nostr:note1n623styn47ad6mv2zh2j8j5y8hlkz2pu2pq5qxfe9tlnf6dexu7q4cl3j5


Wasn't Bittrex Global used by Strike as their on/off ramp?

https://m.primal.net/HQsA.png


Oh sure, cars are totally captured by government. But electronics are not completely yet, and if you want to be able to use electronics to enable independent communications or independent economical transfers, they need to stay outside the grasp of government.

And besides government, having suppliers be able to capture serial numbers and tie them to specific hardware is just another possible angle of attack. It's a small thing, but small things add up on the longer term.


In ~90 hours. Average is ~2 block/day for braiins.


Libertarian is orthogonal to the left/right axis.

nostr:nevent1qqst9uspn5cswtf0cxt8hcavw9ack6w9xrvefszhu9dql5xymp3r24cpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qr0fj5wr200n0dz9nm37ysrhuy8xeg66ratq5hf960q62caaz8e5sxpqqqqqqzz2mk69


You can't identify the owner of the car based off of the license plate. The serial number of the Pi is also on the outside, on the packaging. That enables access to this information to a whole lot more people, and adds numerous ways of how this information can be linked back to you.


It works!

https://image.nostr.build/2e8fc4d351b44259ffd74f8106beef225a82caac793d5ff405d64b171af51cca.jpg

nostr:nevent1qqsycdq0hg7qqqjdrty5wq9rgn253sx7xfw29t0cf8k76v9rr77afgcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qhklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsxpqqqqqqznlfx38


Is this thing on? #braiins

https://image.nostr.build/8cfddf2e9ce06f213097a310c0b7179be0610fa386dbf51122eb29588d258edc.jpg


Not good.

https://image.nostr.build/c5313342882f93102fbdf06fa88eb7f78b3efce1bfeca9817e532db48d193f4d.jpg


Stop eating bread based meals.


https://m.primal.net/HQlo.png

https://media0.giphy.com/media/MwOuiiTfWfWgM/giphy.gif


What the fuck

https://image.nostr.build/04eab2c376c671693ffec261111d57a179a73dd22208664e5fd8bc51ef2a0af6.jpg


Why the 28-70 and not the 24-70?


I found Pablo

https://twitter.com/NickADobos/status/1722525397429174447


January 4th.

https://youtu.be/cXczxIIvXJ0

https://www.pcgamesn.com/portal-2/revolution


My POC for nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac 's redesign of nos2x. I'm ready to turn it into real one 🚀

https://m.primal.net/HQkU.png


Ah you want drives as well. Hmm, not sure then.


Rock 5b with M.2 NVNe SSD if you want a SbC, or go for a refurbished Dell Optiplex USFF.

Skip RK3399, go for RK3588.


Buenostr Aires 2024


Airplane crash


Looks like a display problem on nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg web. The greater than/smaller than characters are not encoded in the raw event data.

https://m.primal.net/HQjW.png


This is the neighbourhood I grew up in.

https://m.primal.net/HQjD.png


1 sat = 1 sat

For most people, at least.


OH MY SAMS


It's a rollercoaster.


Icarus


Where do you source this data from?


Sad pool is sad.

https://m.primal.net/HQiQ.png


Oh my lord this is a bad article.

https://archive.ph/ecscu

Full teardown by Wizsecurity:

https://twitter.com/wizsecurity/status/1726273283749011733


H/t nostr:npub1yn8hfcgjtqe7jaftfpp79zraahwldyggjmnws23daa5vs5napq2qex6pzj


X is leaking Date of Birth. In the EU, I think that's a sackable offense. Nice.

Just open your profile a few times. This is on Android.

Not my real DOB thankfully.

https://image.nostr.build/d5146f593ad54abe5f2a5133e72628737579d73305adaf4a9f2a610767439d05.jpg


It's fine on mobile.

https://image.nostr.build/bcd9105a5f9e3441376f47b11454eebeab3f104c1ce082c0c5b0a8f548fb0690.jpg


Yeah well,

https://m.primal.net/HQhL.png


Silly thing was, it was posted from Primal.


 nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg failed encoding, or decoding.

https://m.primal.net/HQhH.png


Test character encoding:

greater than >
smaller than <


Why is #Amethyst still the only client that has proper NWC support for self hosted zaps? I don't want to use Alby or Mutiny, I have my own zapper connected to my own node.


1) What

https://image.nostr.build/566cb0d085211244ce31d105bd0090aac6127754db1cf917d35342d8e50e8a04.jpg


Banana for scale?


Wake up love, a new everything graph dropped.

nostr:nevent1qqsg547l7luggum8tccfc34d9nz63pmr9r07c46pjkftrrhl96ecd4gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qvwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eqxpqqqqqqznnlkge


CZ same


Great, another rabbit hole.

https://youtu.be/gPqY9WDEplM


Hitler hits differently in Thailand.

https://www.grubstreet.com/2013/07/hitler-fried-chicken.html


Water.

https://image.nostr.build/75d6f4cbcdf8c8efcf3c37684fe9792ffe058810a2e7bd501a7963d37667d33a.jpg


Lol no I was actually testing out the nsfw tag.


B.


Officially my favourite version of this song now 🚀


Hope their voices are heard (not singing the real  words for freedom with their lungs, but with their hearts!)

Freedom ✌ 🌎🌍

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1725517615064313857/pu/vid/avc1/854x480/TRZMiQFG5fto8yU0.mp4


Lol at copyright.


Boom 💥🚀


Ooooh interesting.

https://youtu.be/TbZ3HzvFEto


Oh just now seen the dates. Did you get your follows back?


👍 Let me know if you need help.


#Australia about to flood #Nostr in

https://video.nostr.build/62c0c033490ee47d55ff105dc2b9bb802de422c539c5d95eb0bb6bf01c75b71a.mp4


It's a bad year for Sams.


Radio Paradise is not on Nostr, but they run their radio station like it is on Nostr.

https://m.primal.net/HQWh.png

nostr:note18ztav50etvlrrzn6ymsunpgzqd93naevk7zc4d0rvx5t73mahfcs2xruln


Context:
 nostr:nevent1qqs03c3j5m5t02ahsz80k2pjcamk22kqjzdhje3mfsfzflvygts2fzgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qhklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsxpqqqqqqzspetnr


TIL nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg web doesn't look at NSFW tags.


This is a test


But if you're at the top of the feed, you read the last one.


New anti-OpSec item to watch out for in the wild.

https://m.primal.net/HQXz.png

Impressive from a technology point of view, a nightmare from a privacy point of view.

https://twitter.com/borrowed_ideas/status/1725282443526082886


Important service announcement.

nostr:nevent1qqsv5q5y8298xlaut9798tseq0ln958vf92pyl46jp5wk60laqrhx5gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuhsygz68h3gllgf6agxelc2yeedhkclsd3s008lqgtuc9z0frsea63llupsgqqqqqqss6wjgd


The prerequisites.

https://media.tenor.com/6-izaFMCsBYAAAAM/ken-jeong-community.gif


Stick it in https://rsslay.nostr.net/ and watch the chaos.


When Nostr movies reviews?

NoMoRe

nostr:nevent1qqs8gzk573u0wjzq544qnwc43a0qwat6nvnctfdwvhvlrnskuljq3nspremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59upzpaxcjau3frxdy3wg65y3fg5yl43djl9sld5t09a8puj2zu44ytdeqvzqqqqqqyce2nly


6 stars on shithole IMDB, and they post the breakdown

https://image.nostr.build/0f9890eec9146340229420be5e52bf780d33a6aa1be43108241df2f305aa9a52.jpg


Mood

https://youtu.be/DOuZC9L47mA


Fun fact 2 about #Utrecht:

Some of the canal chase scenes from the movie Amsterdamned are filmed on the Oudegracht in Utrecht.

Around the 2:10 mark in the trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frPRkkh6GXE


The on that throws me off if you look at a digital clock with seconds. The first digits you see, seem to stay on the clock way longer than one second.

Your brain is not only filling in what you see in space, but also what you see in time.


People have too high standards nowadays.

https://m.primal.net/HQWp.png


They also pushed down the numbers? No idea how this works.

https://m.primal.net/HQWo.png


Not sure if these statistics are correct.

https://image.nostr.build/c456c0c8f6748e6bd9c6a2456774c0f2b9a71474dfe97eca4950f1b9537e69d2.jpg


So what you're saying is you can't trust the camera on your phone?

https://petapixel.com/2023/11/16/one-in-a-million-iphone-photo-shows-two-versions-of-the-same-woman/


I see it on amethyst.


The polarization is one of the goals. I've seen it over and over again, and it's spreading to more and more topics. There no room for any discussion or exploration of the middle. People are forced to take sides, not taking a side is not allowed. Very tiresome and frustrating.


Holy Batman what a mallarky.

"Not only do we find Bitcoin NFTs very compelling as assets; we also believe the Ordinals movement has a chance to reignite Bitcoin innovation much more broadly — which we think is needed for Bitcoin to achieve its full potential," said Alok Vasudev, co-founder of Standard Crypto. "While stewardship of an important NFT collection and its community can be quite valuable on its own, we think Taproot Wizards has an even bigger opportunity to leverage its brand as a distribution channel for new Bitcoin infrastructure."

nostr:nevent1qqsfczf5wggzfw45her62a6lgk92trxw8j6yfvtgdrany37mcvh3vpcpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59upzqh4jcepdgzjc092zyyskykl8l0j8azgpfpdp4z7qrcvs0w9w5z5mqvzqqqqqqyf83fy5


All links should go to njump, and that could remember  the client of choice for a specific user.


A friend I'm trying to orange pill sent me this. Y'all are going to love it 🤣

https://image.nostr.build/41663dc139fbe14add6a34a097fd96898557fe5db47066afa6fdf9e0be7521dd.jpg


Penis butter gay hair.

nostr:nevent1qqsxapy29mch3a6qkfecupfd0a22gpj3yuu6mr6k7dtk07jym9p0tdcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsdgvut0sesvjgulh65j9x3554cp2t9dp0hxcf3r6h9704078fr5kcrqsqqqqqp23fj3j


Big if true.


Is that where the engineers whisper the bytes into the microphone?


Bought something new for my meme folder.

https://m.primal.net/HQSw.png


Come on, do something. Juicy blocks are here, I need the mining revenue to be able to pay for my transactions.

https://m.primal.net/HQSq.png


Doesn't have to be over the greater Nostr network. Ideally over a relay you control, so you can ensure its not leaked.

But QR code is fine as well. 😎


OpSec bitcoiner: sends picture of their coffee cup. Probably not the one they normally use.


How can I get all client developers to go read, discuss, raise important controversial points and ultimately agree with this entirely? https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/880


Combined are too complicated. If you have space, get separate ones.


The browser extension should request authorisation with an ephemeral key, to which the phone app can respond with an encrypted ephemeral message after confirmation by the user.


An honest effort.

https://m.primal.net/HQRu.png


Guess the next number in this sequency:

145 -> 1888 -> ???

https://m.primal.net/HQRr.png

nostr:note1jme7hzs5cjz405lu3x3wzv49pulld38ya9qzkjgqgpmka4khgpts3ct5fa


Note Malone.

You missed it.


If you've worked in a decently sized company, you know everything is crap and everybody is just pretending to know shit.


cc nostr:npub1qz2usdlga5msmejstskxx9234uyvzyy98dgeq4wseheanqw6ttps9gm8hf nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8


Worldcoin was worse.

https://image.nostr.build/4e133e2a8bcc8077a05b002e14c99e1104e003f26258059f98f4f01ae1d5c8d4.jpg


And again...

https://m.primal.net/HQNr.png

nostr:note15ycx55l84lzgzxdjqcnkyngkxgeh3zn72ms0frk60py4sgtg3pxqr88qht


BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG

https://m.primal.net/HQNB.png


I made an Indian variant of this on a cooking course once. Absolutely delicious!


And string encoded JSON values.


Any specific recipes in there that are worth sharing?


Maybe this?

nostr:nevent1qqsq962wtafe8lk57l7r89m9jrstmm5wmgt8h5tkzwrfxp9wea5uxzgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3q3azv2cf3kd3xdzcwqxlgcudjg7r9nzak37usnn7h374lkpvd6rcqxpqqqqqqz5w8ryd


1/1000th of a sat. Interesting, is that non-standard? As LND doesn't handle it correctly, by the looks of it.

Bumping the fee limit to 10 sats makes it try, but still no route after trying several routes, but all routing attempts give AMOUNT_BELOW_MINIMUM errors, by the looks of it when going from TheHallucinogenicToreador to jb55.com node.


fee limit is also 0, yeah, then I guess no routes.


Define 'work', it's a text invoice, it's not rendered in Primal.

Tried paying it, lncli said amount is 0, but FAILURE_REASON_NO_ROUTE.


RBF stands for: "Replace By 250x Fee".

Who in the hell makes a replacement calculation like that, from 48.5 sat/vB to 11952 sat/vB, and after only 2 hours?

https://m.primal.net/HQLj.png


Art


The solutions are probably outdated as the question is 14 years old. But modified 7 days ago? WTF

https://m.primal.net/HQIC.png


For the design gurus out there, how would you make this more mobile friendly? #asknostr

nostr:note1a9v83qtcwcysenwnwh7ayjnkz00hmcrv80h469nvgn3hqqn5afss6vclr4


Too much numbers for mobile, sorry not sorry.

If you have suggestions on how to improve, please tell me.


LGTM

https://m.primal.net/HQHa.png


Bitmain Antminer S21

Mining profitability price vs difficulty matrix.

https://m.primal.net/HQHZ.png

https://hodl.camp/hfspwned?x-axis=price&y-axis=difficulty&miner=Bitmain+Antminer+S21+%28200Th%29&hashrate=200&fee=2&subsidy=6.25&price=35274&watt=3500&energy=0.06&difficulty=64678587803496.61&number=1&price-sync=true


So it's good?


This is the neighbourhood I grew up in.

https://image.nostr.build/5100157131e5f85042fdda8f7df9e37f7d96bf45d1306ebd9cc13e413fc224c5.jpg


Progress to zap milestone:

99.7%
99.8%
99.9%
66.7%


I'm trying them. I'm a sucker for weird flavoured crisps.


Weird.

https://image.nostr.build/4d5edd6da012d6620f48324e913206227e0634e6707b68e678cb3fc7a03b3e16.jpg


If you buy hardware, either a single board computer or a refurbished laptop/thin client it'll be in the ballpark of $100 - $200 minimum.

Power consumtion is in the order of 10/month, might be a little lower or higher, depending on local rates and above hardware. Power must preferrable be stable.

Assuming you already pay for internet, so can't count that. For lightning and if you want to have a public relay, internet must be stable.

But there's other options: just running bitcoin for yourself, you can probably do that on your daily driver laptop/desktop with no extra cost. If you have an always on machine, you could run lightning there as well, but not recommended.

For nostr, no idea, depends on the usage. If it's a relay for yourself, that can run on virtually anything. A big public relay can get very expensive fairly quickly, mostly for storage and bandwidh requirements, as you probably can't run those from your home connection.

The rest of the cost is time spent, can't value that for you.


bitcoin or lightning or nostr or all of the above?


Welcome to the club.


1) What

https://m.primal.net/HQGD.png


Dance like you don't care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlZE5JaD4kU


Me:

https://m.primal.net/HQFu.png


90 minutes of LEGO timelapse

Stay humble and stack blocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji7JLWwmZ1g


Rescue a Little Printer from the central bank 🥺

🖨 https://thelittlehodler.com/product/the-little-printer/ https://image.nostr.build/27b539c1a1dd47df2037abae7b1a7c6ccd66c0503a2553fb809b8693a54d149e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d179fa763376f73aa65b1457d8d9ef02eb98d4e296bd651fab04994227e2d5ef.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f82531cbecb0de55a82a77d849bde0ac4e3c751e451d695027aeee5c0c0cbcb7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8e6d59d008da3b10891282da19d5fe33909976194b06f4504680bc242d7cb7ad.jpg


bingo


New generation miner just dropped.

https://m.primal.net/HQFU.png


Ah, ok. But even with a live stream it should be possible to get them synced? If it's live live, e.g. I'm in the room I understand the audio is always slightly delayed, but with the streaming software it should be able to correct for this, not?  Not a streamer, so do t know 🤷


No, the audio is leading the video. Here I delayed the video by 100ms. Very noticeable on the first keyboard swipe, at least, very noticeable for me :-)

Looking at the keyboard part later on, it's still a few ms off, but at least it looks like you're actually playing the live music now :-)

Your dancing is fine, no worries there 😄

https://m.primal.net/HQEI.mp4


Good read on the slow decline of the Norwegian Krone.

https://twitter.com/enur72/status/1724335162144502228


Sounds dope, but it looks like the audio and video are not synced.


With a future rise in tx fees people have no option to not mine. At least you can offset the tax fees with increased mining revenue.


Ooooof didn't see that one coming.


In the secure element of your home nsec bunker device.


Direct Message (kind 4) metadata protection is live on all of our 🍷 nostr.wine regional relays! DMs can now only be requested by the author or the intended recipient.

If your client doesn’t currently support NIP-42, you can no longer access DMs on the nostr.wine relay. You will not lose access to anything else. nostr:note1skl8rf5f4nzqrpp9am2xs62n2r5s8dz3r5tlx5aetu976t7ggtyqyf5j4g


Bug report on image display of this note:

nostr:nevent1qqsqhex8nsr9x7dg4ewvglpr955q9nwwen3s0khs62uhz57rjrkdhfcprpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuendwsh8w6t69e3xj730qgs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2grqsqqqqqpne5vr9

It is clipped and somehow can't get it to show completely.


Bit too rare for me, needs another 30 seconds in the pan.


Holy misalignment.


Colonizers be colonizing.


What's this list about?


Lovely murmurations. Only seen them once in my life, it's magic.


ERROR: Fuck not part of the BIP39 word list.


https://m.primal.net/HQAC.png

nostr:note14raer97htdlu79dkeqru4q5r90ywks742ltjwmp2xjsfs0z7njjssgkfjv


My go-to music source:

https://radioparadise.com/


😎♥🎶

https://image.nostr.build/4a860750721a40f1b41448f3331c7196dfe0a4d799cde15aa81ef7dfd28aaefa.jpg


Oh god.

https://m.primal.net/HPzf.png

https://m.primal.net/HPzg.png


GM hope you have a better day

https://m.primal.net/HPzd.png


Good morning ☕ 🌥 🌊
you wonderful Nostr people. I wish you all a successful start to the week 🫂💜 PV 🦋

#GM #Nostr #Bitcoin
#Coffeechain #Plebchain https://video.nostr.build/d032f3f0487b7b3c4c66b863d056c78cfc341f1e792fd97e45ed4d31b246c632.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/9b521b64f30995bb5f9881024f325a28cfc2882dbe2f4b96d314baf6e58e1517.jpg


Is that the bathrobe dj guy?


nostr:npub1sats2wvt6lchseuemhf08ls8ll5juddtyx5ndkqgzr5vz60xhlqqvjxusd

https://image.nostr.build/3268f604148f572f863e7c52d02c8d404e9f49ddcbc98fbd39c6d1f3f06f6a1a.jpg


The first batch has been sold and ships this week, the next batch is in production and will ship December! Order now!

https://www.seedor.io/en/products/bitcoin-schlagstempel

https://image.nostr.build/b66cbff20dd945e6dc9ee65b2f23592a12ef1d988c770ef5ffe8915250786210.jpg
https://video.nostr.build/6c2e1501caf920d4a33dc7f26073f7ca191206447f8ca504b14ae6958e6a0753.mp4


This decades Princess Diana.


According to doomers point, so many people care that it will reignite America.


Discuss.

https://image.nostr.build/da0e3ca43a3828270693e3c4d0472b9f426ce20d4a92024c31584e30cacf547e.jpg


Demi-piano? Mezzo-piano? Pianissimo?


For orientation.

https://image.nostr.build/7715a14ffd7938594112d61f0d2a0a93b9de21c96d37f0baf5f7e557c0dc4c89.jpg

Found on X: https://twitter.com/ASchmidt1024/status/1723739782851739692


2022

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/9/15/what-is-behind-lebanons-bank-robberies-explainer


usernameⓝdomain.com


I AM IN SPACE

https://video.nostr.build/ead8c03e2f868cf74d58255134325cc93dd43258b31389e2f782a27f27b37b3f.mp4


🧡✨🏆🤙
https://video.nostr.build/d6ca669d7645b839b2bb0b8353dcbf6f3cd02b993d8daa7a1019666b69b6e911.mp4
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Plebs


I've implemented a BitStream proof of concept by Robin Linus in Cashu for atomic swaps between files and Lightning payments.

Atomicity is achieved via a "Nutbond" Ecash contract which can be challenged if the downloaded file doesn't decrypt right.

An explainer and demo video is linked below.

How it works:
- Clients requests download
- Server sends encrypted file, Lightning invoice & Nutbond
- Client verifies bond and pays LN invoice
- Client decrypts file with LN preimage
- If decrypt fails, client challenges Nutbond & gets refund

Some notable differences to the original proposal:
- Nutbonds are issued for each user, not per file
- Bond doesn't burn but acts as a refund to user
- No Merkle trees yet. Next logical step. Vibes well with BitTorrent.
- Bond is Ecash. Payment is on LN, could also be Ecash.

This took me a few hours to implement showing how easy it is to experiment with new contracting primitives in Cashu.

Bitcoiners are coming up with beautiful solutions for practical problems. Special thanks to Robin for sharing his cool ideas with us. Love the energy!

🎥👇 Demo (10 min):

https://mega.nz/file/rVsF1RQS#Q1ycXiC3fcsRbIYUVBxMFDQZAqKbW5PHWZdhqkj0P8A

Original post: https://twitter.com/robin_linus/status/1723343871067804060

https://image.nostr.build/8a31466566bb0ab73c60d246df35c33e1416b428878cde169e5f3673a54a9bfe.jpg


Downsized video so it can be embedded.

https://video.nostr.build/1bb1603219587b9bdebc9625ac08bfb9e3b2cccee6482d9989bb79c327e0bf41.mp4


Yes, there are 26 different parties running in the GE. The flowchart above isn't even close to complete. 🤡🌍

https://www.kiesraad.nl/actueel/nieuws/2023/10/13/26-partijen-nemen-deel-aan-tweede-kamerverkiezing


Oooh, general elections coming up. 🇳🇱

https://m.primal.net/HPwC.png


Damus doesn't insert links as r tags?

https://m.primal.net/HPvz.png


That's weird, I pasted the link wrong, it goes to the home page.


Link is not clickable in Amethyst, so here it is again:

https://www.btctimes.com/


Classic Owen.

https://video.nostr.build/717aea56c7cba32a352d78765de66f588d755636cd8d37dce4b03c77e95a3cdc.mp4


1) What

Hamburger 💯%


#marketplace


There I’ve said it https://image.nostr.build/90574c96d52487931c544aa17f0ebed74c570735790c56ca87c337b1b2b0673c.jpg


Bing bing bing we have a winner

https://image.nostr.build/2e023f602c023f0880b3b63fc64ee1b76355ad64421558fba7411ed161250e32.jpg


Checkmate altcoiners.

https://video.nostr.build/899efe9911112ea4d07c675160fe5ac36928ed1498b28c7c55bc86e95dbefe48.mp4

By ChedDBitcoiner on X


What happened with the initial basic relay implementation, nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6?


GM coffee
https://image.nostr.build/d7ac389874d532de590b64d7acdf12d91ae0c8369062678f2052f464100894ee.jpg


Yeah sure, but I don't think there's a big political agenda pushing a narrative with a fluff piece on teledildonics.


Good costume

https://m.primal.net/HPrd.mp4


A bug and a feature request for Amethyst,  nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z

 * The note editor frequently crashes when trying to add an image when there's already text in there. It throws me back to the main feed. I think it happens more often if it's a quote. This is fairly recent, as in, the last week, maybe 2 weeks?

 * When it doesn't crash, it would be very nice if the image was added on the location of the cursor when I pressed the add image button. It also resets the cursor to the beginning of the editor. As it takes a while to upload and process the image, I often continue typing and this gets messed up when the image link is finally added.

HTH


9. Ahem

https://image.nostr.build/3293808e8a96abab04dfb9ec579afedc69873f7b9b62c1f32e2cd9af2bba5567.jpg

nostr:nevent1qqsg49q294zy7l07ypy5hyhs4cxejkv9c2lvf76u4u29r3txd52m6kqpypmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuetfde6kuer6wasku7nfvuh8xurpvdjj7q3qnvfgglea9zlcs58tcqlc6j26rt50ngkgdk7699wfq4txrx37aqcsxpqqqqqqzwqqfdd


Let's go Nostr

https://media.tenor.com/56I10egs9QUAAAAM/friday-lets-go.gif


Called it a while ago. You can't run it twice a week, it's too much. Zaps are still special, you can't just casually zap everything that comes along, you will be taken advantage of.


I so hope this is a photograph, and not AI hallucinations.


New Nostr hardware dropped.

https://video.nostr.build/9383a1b5757d1780ef331a63d9e97986598ee377a64e8d344cdf724755f8cb42.mp4

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/diytech/messengerpi-lora-based-messenger-and-walkie-talkie


Who's running the nostril.cam relay?


Nice review of the IMV 0.

https://image.nostr.build/3a4e51d831c2eb1e1fcb86abbe7c39a3addc571e6795656effc5266abc6171f6.jpg

https://www.roadandtrack.com/reviews/a45752401/toyotas-10000-future-pickup-truck-is-basic-transportation-perfection/


Ultraviolet Money. He he he.


Narrator: they didn't realize it was in realised profit.

https://image.nostr.build/a7b37b6a8024370d1338015f8db2fb30b77cb491726c6b7bfd0a32344b9e856e.jpg


Children of Men
Big Fish
Amelie


Fees > 50% of block subsidy. Or, in other words, fees surpass block subsidy in the next era.

https://m.primal.net/HPof.png


He's not going to turn himself in, is he.


Holy moly.

https://image.nostr.build/3b709c9cc7f6a5831b0b38cbb887abdf59a312fcc867914e65ff850d41334fe6.jpg


Which mining operator can step in here and get this thing built?

https://image.nostr.build/0747ad7c7610c876a4b9063286462c2b3c6d56c2467450909a80956741f0063e.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/7b276ce548e4194e07088ecabe43ac5cb3c32a48c69b0c50d0d3ac32dcc3d49e.jpg


Not a Photoshop

https://road.cc/content/tech-news/saddlespur-bike-seat-has-patented-backrest-304951


Ethereum Foundation bike saddle

https://image.nostr.build/595b20588a376111cfbd255ea9be477b7fd5361735c5d693cc43c02f53e69db2.jpg


#DeathToTheZappathon

https://image.nostr.build/f87c63f14268c54a818df582dadcfa7452c288cbbfe37541d0dfc1785ae791a0.jpg


No idea. When I fuck up a CPFP fee calculation I end up with a transaction that still won't confirm.


15 minutes definitely wasn't long enough.

https://image.nostr.build/894a1423d97c83913cd769be4fcf1fceba0554ad3a7a23d800ed798a0143debd.jpg


You had 3 hours to figure out how to calculate the fee on a RBF transaction.

https://image.nostr.build/115adf3a7f1ee125a4d93f7fa08ca1606b3b1957152e1665d08255844565c324.jpg


I joined nostr in December and primal shows me 760 followers but whatever I post (pig farts etc., bats dancing ...) I have no engagement whatsoever. Seems like this place is dead.


This was the 90s, that was the main processor 😆


PIC micro. Can't remember the family.


more of this energy https://image.nostr.build/904b4f0b8834f11c6359b39bc895396d0f0f11e2fff072b78f849b168d5af783.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0bb50b40dc12c74fafa7cc8706cd86d6184f443e1c64f4be32907471f618a0e6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0c4cd80a8fc03bdeb63093aac11720e6b7109eb56e5a3a8c9b752bc3f35e3a0f.jpg


0. ASM


Think of all the rare sats! 🤣


Mel Gibson disappeared.


Block height goes up.
Fee goes up.
Difficulty goes up.
Hash goes up.


“There's no intrinsic value to this asset...” and a broad selection of other misinformed statements.

https://video.nostr.build/b3803d8fbca58ae5c5343768c2bfebfd050d988328c4c0c8b7f99dde27e989ff.mp4


Not dark enough. Needs 98% cacao.


One of my favorite memes (which i did not make!)

It really do hit on different levels over time https://image.nostr.build/e2eea21c0f77bb51f4d30132d66043fcec0ae6fa0040cf9d27815bfe28c1b172.jpg


Parenting is a job you can't do perfect.


In DMs.


Shall I base64 encode it in a note?

https://m.primal.net/HPkb.png


Is that file only written on shutdown? As the current timestamp of the file is a few weeks ago when I updated bitcoin.


WHAT I CAN"T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF LIQUIDATIONS


Hey, it's only 50x.

https://m.primal.net/HPkW.png


MULTI-KILL

https://m.primal.net/HPkU.png


You can unmute it now, we're past it.


It's on both ends of the bell curve at the same time.


Mr Beast making a video where he destroys cars and trains by driving them into a gravel pit and casually blowing up $100k of cash, followed by a video where he builds 100 fresh water wells all over Africa is a weird juxtaposition.

Both are editted almost casually, the first one only giving a few seconds for each act of destruction, the second one doesn't even show 10 of the wells they built, casually mentioning a newly built bridge, new bikes, computers and other stuff.

It's very chaotic neutral. Weird.


I thought you wrote it, but you posted it on HN. Can't remember who made the script.


Nice.

https://image.nostr.build/f8d354d3c7db44ce6d831a011500fd976155b52fdd82c8b22bfa4d1521b95441.jpg


Context is that if I zap someone, the zap receipt will be sent to the write relays of the zappee. I'd they have paid relays, that means the zap receipt is not allowed to be written there, but that's fine. I just don't need a DM asking me for money for that relay then.

nostr:nevent1qqsx3gk2f93auhlm9g4nm5jyzc5kk4hrlpxkjatc2rffp709zd8samspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qhklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsxpqqqqqqz6y6wmx


cc nostr:npub1c8l997847szpt6prwug6usmfl48v7afun9d4zt6f5xexhrdps45sctmg0w nostr:npub1fdycsf0gt5k706cxmdq73wr83r8ewkw28tr2nh04cgayyctdc2vqva85f5


$71231 is off by 2x. Divide by 2 gives $35615, which seems more accurate. The matcher in the script probably mismatched.


nostr-rs-relay, direct_message setting.

https://m.primal.net/HPjn.png

nostr:note16dg45fz04kgecy9euqu6k3ckpappn0awaadxlguzaq4k2wfhtlqshmc4wu


“If something as simple as meeting random new people is forbidden, what’s next? That is far and away removed from anything that could be considered a reasonable compromise of the principle I outlined. Analogies are a limited tool, but a physical-world analogy might be shutting down Central Park because crime occurs there – or perhaps more provocatively, destroying the universe because it contains evil. A healthy, free society cannot endure when we are collectively afraid of each other to this extent.”

Good read:

nostr:note1c4gurqwmqkwda3ueew4hx235n3y8wgn2tdgys83ravpsxvgmwdls2wpyzm


Clown world needs a lot of ringmasters.

https://m.primal.net/HPjo.png


Can relay operators please stop sending me DMs with invoices? At least, it's find to send them once, but please stop sending them several times a day.


Global Shutter camera from Sony. Interesting. #photography

https://youtu.be/Kj3LoZh-2Ew?si=7YqBD8dSMAdMtCjd


Looks bad.

https://image.nostr.build/a1546a072d40409e25ff3a2188c1e3f5e0f81eaf5856e908956d522386cd1e47.jpg


Now it's 34 scrolls long.


Yes! Decoded the image:

https://image.nostr.build/a1546a072d40409e25ff3a2188c1e3f5e0f81eaf5856e908956d522386cd1e47.jpg


That's no signal and just rage.


EU is fucked. Even fuckeder than it already was. Maximum fuckedest.

https://image.nostr.build/a49be2d088438eb08f8630e9145357db2f1bfa4975ca27c5b58ad198db28a332.jpg


**Smart home automation shouldn't be stupid**

Smart home automation shouldn't be stupid

https://www.jeffgeerling.com/sites/default/files/images/jeff-light-switches-smart-iot.jpg

There are far too many smart home devices which make using a device _harder_. Like a light switch and light bulb that requires a wireless connection to a hub in order to control the lights.

Before, you could flick a switch, and a light would come on.

Now, you have to ensure the light has power, the switch has power, and the hub has power. And the wireless connection between switch, hub, and light needs to be reliable. And the hub can't lock up or go offline. And if it's anything like most modern IoT devices, the hub needs a reliable Internet connection and cloud account, or things will start failing at some point.

That's dumb.

And that's just light switches. Can you imagine relying on this kind of 'smarts' for essential services in your home, like HVAC, water supply, etc.?

To be truly 'smart', I follow three principles for home automation. Every smart device must be:

Jeff GeerlingNovember 6, 2023

Comments: https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2023/smart-home-automation-shouldnt-be-stupid#comments

https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2023/smart-home-automation-shouldnt-be-stupid


Is this nsecBunker on Android?


Like on merit, not on person?


Congrats! More photos less hashtags. 😉


For a few months I've been putting an hour or two every week on building a small encyclopedia of opcodes, mostly because I felt my opcode game was not strong enough to participate and reason clearly about all the new soft fork proposals.

There are 256 opcodes: I'm 80% done writing a small page for each of them. Today is the day I share this work publicly and invite people to come and join the fun.

Check out the website here: https://opcodeexplained.com/


So it's brc20 crap as taproot assets misusing nostr naming.


Sure, but that will be tomorrow.


It has ass in the name. So yeah.


Not much room left.

https://m.primal.net/HPgu.png


I'm not making an explorer. I had a twitter bot showing daily statistics, which was a nice proxy on fee pressure caused by inscription shit. Elon killed that bot and I'm trying to port it to Nostr but it stopped seeing a lot of inscriptions.

These were the last posts before it got killed:

https://twitter.com/taproot_signal/status/1660767932996022272


I mean, what's the chance a random pubkey hash contains 'image/png'.


But maybe I'm overthinking it indeed.


euh? This? That will only catch JSON and plain text payloads, not images I guess?

https://m.primal.net/HPgd.png


My transaction scanner for the Nostr port of taproot_signal isn't catching all the crap people put on the blockchain, as they keep creating new formats. Not sure how to proceed, as this is a never ending cesspit of garbage.

https://m.primal.net/HPga.png


Become ungovernable.

https://image.nostr.build/8bf4a912116ce9e06692e4387eaef796bfb6892082421ed498ed2f326be83707.jpg


Request deletion. It's throwing off all size calculations.


I'll post a selfie, sure.

https://m.primal.net/HPgG.png

nostr:note16mrcv8kl8acgp0qf7umr8qjum7um3ua5nne4dm8ajrkwt5ypfemq34ghke


This is not good.

https://image.nostr.build/a34c789052763eb5be2a22cfa6a61f2bd7db3423ec51907e33ffa9659911e3af.jpg


Telegram is a shitcoin.

https://m.primal.net/HPeQ.png


Vendor could link the serial number to the customer. It's all far-fetched, I know, but in a world where we try our best to hide IP addresses, this is definitely a step in the wrong direction.


That's normally not on the outside, nor on the packaging.


We have a demissionaire cabinet and general elections in 2 weeks. 🇳🇱

https://www.who.int/news/item/06-11-2023-a-leading-flexible-contributor--the-netherlands-renews-its-multiannual-allocation-to-who


If someone has a Pi 5, can they check if the code on the box, the PCB and in the registers is the same?

You can read the barcodes with https://products.aspose.app/barcode/recognize and the registers with either `vcgencmd otp_dump` or `grep -i serial /proc/cpuinfo`.

nostr:note1zsjqsc7qgkht65r7qvkmx2gs9kclymhmpu490rsc9utw26tpq2zqw5spnh


On the box.

https://m.primal.net/HPcN.png


This one is on the outside. I don't know if it's also on the packaging, but the more exposed a serial number is, the easier it is to start tracking them.


He won't survive jail.

https://m.primal.net/HPbo.png

https://m.primal.net/HPbp.png


hee hee penis

https://m.primal.net/HPbn.png


Laser eyes >> UV eyes

https://m.primal.net/HPbl.png


1 TROY OZ 999 FINE COPPER

https://m.primal.net/HPbh.png


Confused?

https://image.nostr.build/04428d17def2dec2a099ba8c589a4dd5c0d4899113a4706f9bad9e2442c358ab.jpg


The nostr:npub15nnuphxzae42peq9dsw9wwpxjpfa0rzf7te65zktsp5sgzt4ujcqpgsdr0 5 has been available for 2 weeks now, and still no CM5? Sorry, this will not stand, time for me to take matters into my own hands!
Introducing, the (not really) CM5! The power of RPi 5 in the CM4 form-factor.
Here seen used with the Cytron CM4 Maker Board.

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/364/554/587/917/831/original/b5e776c73a1458bf.jpg


Eyenostra?


Polls


Sam to jail
Barry to jail
All to jail

Thread:
https://twitter.com/real_vijay/status/1721385528510251182


Simpsons NFT episode.

https://video.nostr.build/ffc0ddc3a746201ff7fb57f482c943e831f1378ec33787c9bf181aa3a92548d5.mp4


I tell my kids that's nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc.


Zap zap zap sign.

https://image.nostr.build/fa2572822f96045e6d1b24a3f0ffb49a7f95216a0c21b0ee5cd9ccd8434a48b1.jpg


Slightly longer, 21 en 16km.


Proof of walk.

https://image.nostr.build/f4d87aa316c276343d7c792347128acff7a86789ac2ade78727d6c497ebcfeb8.jpg


You will own nothing.

https://image.nostr.build/a866b3ebecee6406da67ccf9565092134d006aeafbd9faa5fb9d36a5aecd6986.jpg


Was Nostr invented, created or discovered?


Apk release for Obtainium?


The apparent stabilisation of faith in the ECB is likely to be an artificially induced last gasp before the ECB embarks on a road to irrelevance in the era of Bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/fa597ff4f90802631a46dd6e710a90b036ceac619a6c83c0be286e6c4e471d1c.jpg


Oh the hubris.


GM touch grass today

https://image.nostr.build/0b9a9ae73c4832d4f0fd483f0e4750cd088a1ed3d25684581174f1efb21b8f32.jpg


GM touch grass today

https://image.nostr.build/78cbc77036ab6d99ca1540a7f8ae75a44f3de0c125d2e9f08f59e93f33875c51.jpg


Be like Larry.

https://video.nostr.build/28b601feaa776e605a4371e8c10b5110d8758231d4ac2c81331239a110e28939.mp4


BRC shit again?


Wagyu and Other Stuff Transmitted by Relays


Today marks exactly 1.5 years since my first nostr post, perfectly timed at the end of Nostrasia! I want to post some observations.

The way humanity organizes and communicates is fundamental to what kind of world it creates. This is why those who want to control the outcome for their own benefit usually seek to mediate and manipulate the connections between individuals.

What makes THE NOSTR so powerful is that it provides resistance against this type of manipulation. Where Bitcoin gives us money that can be used without a third party, nostr gives us a social graph that can be used without a third party.

But with this power comes responsibility, of course. By using nostr, we are able to take full responsibility for our words in a way that isn't possible when our connection to the rest of humanity is mediated by a third party. We alone are responsible for the impact our words have on the world as they propagate through humanity and impact the words and actions of others.

Being untruthful to ourselves and others introduces our own form of manipulation that legacy social networks introduced through central control.

As the world is pushed towards an avalanche of confusion and uncertainty, truth and humility is solid ground that we can grab onto as everything else falls away.

But being true is hard work, it doesn't just mean being true to yourself and others, but also not believing and propagating the lies of others. This is becoming increasingly critical as powerful interests push the world towards lethal conflict and the truth becomes incredibly difficult to find.

Your actions as an individual within nostr determine what nostr actually is, and THE NOSTR can only reach its full potential if YOU reach your full potential as an individual. This is why we all have a responsibility to do the best we can with the gifts we've been given.

Being able to gather together in Costa Rica and Tokyo have been some of the most powerful experiences of my life. It allows us to make our human network stronger and more resilient to attack, but more importantly it reminds us that we ARE human.

We have all the building blocks we need to create a nostr that enables humanity live up to its full potential. Let's fucking go!


Everyone at the price they deserve.

https://m.primal.net/HPNE.png


Maybe try this, let me know if you need help.

https://github.com/mutatrum/nostr-follow-recovery


FEDN👁W


Not sure what you mean by typo?

First find my metadata by using websocketking.com:

https://m.primal.net/HPMU.png

Copy the ID, convert that into bech32 with https://nak.nostr.com/

https://m.primal.net/HPMV.png

Copy the note ID, and type that into a note with the nostr + semicolon prefix.

Amethyst doesn't load the note, Primal web just shows half of the JSON. Coracle does it correctly by the looks of it.


YES

https://image.nostr.build/dc501cadee403316fe0649cc39a93ba037f85f39c72c74c86c6764c425613f02.jpg


Gerard Depardieu


See what happens with my kind 0 note as a reference:

nostr:note1nk4rw8xrces24332xyzlacwccnhnsa7qal8mczj7ulh9ldr40p4qc6jkn4


What happens if you quote the kind 0 note in a kind 1 note?


Butter butter beef chicken


…¢&bhow?


SBF

https://image.nostr.build/eba03c3b6c58b09ef7141b535441fa7797e38c102ac28b9a82ac14b3a89f4f53.jpg


What are you talking about?


A cow is a more efficient meat factory than a fake-meat factory.


When Y?


Blast Galaxy

https://image.nostr.build/5e7a0dde20e50c954ec02f6c115aecf61e915cfdda83e9dbba0c3e0beaa6a6b8.jpg


thisistheway.gif

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This is mine:

https://m.primal.net/HPHX.png


Love the liquidation sound effects.

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Sats per Turkish lira:

▢


GM


Done. What NIP number?

https://image.nostr.build/eb6c6889966b63f73989e6faf7f1485fada2d4c6f0ba1975f69f96ce17bdab5f.jpg


I like my replies grounded.


What's an air reply?


Interesting piece.


I'll try that next time. Do you cut off the last bit of the stern?


Proof of damn I hate cleaning these.

https://image.nostr.build/1f2dfb70dea976559ffeb759f66784edca0bd8d302532884e8a380d1bbc0d1d5.jpg


Good riddance, took long enough already.

https://image.nostr.build/bbe7d053e01220177aa7b4050f43006d871ed8e0e28e8becb2cd7f328a4f838f.jpg


If it sounds like a duck and it types like a duck.


Some people follow back, and if that happens enough, the WoT breaks down.


Someone is trying to create a web of empty profiles, to game the trust scores. All the profiles with 10-20 followers follow the same people, all without notes or replies, and all following several 100 people in the hopes they get a follow back.

https://m.primal.net/HOzA.png


Happy birthday:

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If you have a domain, it should host it.

hodl.camp/bitcoin.pdf


😑

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Very Tyler Durden looks.

https://image.nostr.build/74d6571d66f25b4ee9168e2ab7f4c650e6ea447d4ad29fd1627d1f49dce643e7.jpg


Don't forget nostr:npub1sats2wvt6lchseuemhf08ls8ll5juddtyx5ndkqgzr5vz60xhlqqvjxusd and it's cousins.


BitcoinDev.org: Bitcoin & Lightning Resources

"BitcoinDev.org is a community funded website created by Vortex with the sole purpose of on-boarding new developers into the bitcoin ecosystem."

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/bitcoindev-org-launched/


https://github.com/fiatjaf/nak now has a usable readme that actually shows some of what it can do.

https://cdn.satellite.earth/9f0578e4b9f7c3ff1a15b53ecdeb9533fd3b97577420e720c021d49e211b0b0d.png


It would be super cool if there are nak recipes for the various Nips out there.


It refers to a lightning node, not a bitcoin node.


Where does the phone and node get into? Confused by your meme.

Maybe like this?

https://m.primal.net/HOva.png


There is not one Nostr. There are infinite Nostrs.

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Video from here, incl. some context. Long live my Twitter bookmarks.

https://twitter.com/JonEvansJones/status/999261171608838144


Not sure how to respond to this.

https://m.primal.net/HOuD.png


Goodbye, Faketoshi!

https://video.nostr.build/4b467414248f00edd5a0bef1bc33bd550e0d7d479f166749c1fab5024ac5e175.mp4


I consider LN a done deal. The reasons were briefly posted on twitter already but since twitter account is deleted I'll provide them again here.

1) Serious LN dev is hard and time consuming, I no longer have time or resources to keep it up or even maintain what has been developed so far. In my opinion the whole LN protocol is overly complex and is getting worse and at this point can only be developed by very few high profile specialists at a very slow pace. Philosophically, I think Bitcoin as a protocol should have a complexity barrier such that it does not get beyond a point where laymen just can't understand and trust it, I think LN has already passed that barrier.

2) It's been 6+ years of struggle to get LN anywhere beyond a community of mostly ideological users with no visible success or perspective. My opinion is ultimately LN is not what market at large wants from Bitcoin and folks should look into other directions besides dumb payments, and not overly fixate on LN.

3) Remaining LN demand has been mostly absorbed by various custodial solutions. A truly non-custodial LN wallet will always be worse than a custodial one in UX terms and historically we see that majority of remaining users consistently choose convenience over control. This makes developing end-user non-custodial LN solutions feel like the most thankless thing in the world.

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I mean the actual blocks. By hand.


Fish is going to write the chain by hand? Impressive.


Fucked up foods

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It was nice knowing you all

https://image.nostr.build/3006374049335362dde557d6ebec1f7124d5a6c3c3db07f17fca9d380fbdee0e.jpg


My biggest fear is getting robbed for my Bitcoin but the person doesn’t know how Bitcoin works.

Robber: where’s the Bitcoin?
Me: on the blockchain!
Robber: where’s the blockchain!
Me: what?


I'm going to fork it. Go away with your article.


Literally this.

https://image.nostr.build/77ebe9d857b45136b68690d13fa89b11d8638b0d1440e125690652edae66f2f9.jpg


Bitcoin is NgU technology.

Nostr is GM technology.


Cool. Open source and home manufacture everything.

https://youtu.be/BXi1tG78AW4


The Springboks indeed 😀


the mempool, over 5 minutes
https://minio.buyvm-lux-1.semisol.dev/static/nm/mempool.mp4


If it's unbiased, it's not gross. It's the same as corporatism vs capitalism. A clean unbiased algo can be really beneficial for discovery and content selection, but keeping it clean is impossible if there's money to be made/influence be had.

Hope we can get them algos here as well, and by the nature of nostr any algo can be opted out, so the incentives are way better aligned here.


Insurrection ofcourse, dummy.


why.gif


wêreldkampioene bokke


I didn't expect Napster to actually work.

https://m.primal.net/HOnr.png


The halving is getting closer faster.

Yesterday it was predicted to be on 2024-04-21, today it's predicted to be a day earlier.

https://hodl.camp/halvings/


“The Nostr platform, which our scans found holding a steady but small following as an X alternative, may be unknown to those who are not engaged in the cryptocurrency development communities. It is challenging to measure Nostr using web traffic because it's a decentralized social media platform. It's also debatable even inside the Nostr communities as to how to track Nostr from within the network in order to identify unique human accounts rather than spam or bots. We will keep watching the Nostr space, especially looking to see if it breaks out of its “crypto niche” in which it now lives.“

The Developer Migration:

“As Musk and Yaccarino continue to express the ambition that X will become a single “Everything App” — and moved in that direction by making it more difficult for outside developers to work with the platform — third-party application developers have moved to greener pastures.

In addition to this more developer-unfriendly environment, there is an increasing trend and interest by developers in the emerging “open social web” and developing “open social protocols” such as ActivtyPub (which powers Mastodon), the AT Protocol (that powers Bluesky), and to a lesser extent the Nostr protocols.”

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Hey nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft, what about highlighter for PDFs?


See, cast iron is the best.

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The only #bitcoin chart that matters, as a website:

https://hodl.camp/halvings

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Follow everyone who interacts with what you post.


What is a frame?


This is probably overkill, even though I already have Grafana running. I only have a single server running that needs monitoring.


Looking for a simple server health monitoring/alert system.

I had a runaway process that wrote 100GB+ of logfiles in an hour or two and completely filled the disk, causing all kinds of processes to die, including my lightning node.

Use-case: alerts on changes in disk activity/cpu load/network traffic, maybe some other bits and bobs.


It's high time for the next next Nostr thing.


Hey nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg, any added context here would be a nice addition. I have no idea what note this is about.

https://m.primal.net/HOlo.png


This is a Pimoroni HyperPixel 4.0 screen, 720x720 pixels, on 7x7cm. It has a Raspberry Pi Zero on the back.

It's configured with my nsec and on startup it fetches my relay configuration from purplepages and connects to my write relays.

After that, it queries my LAN for Sonos devices, gets the room configuration and starts listening for track changes of my configured room. On each track it will:

 * Send a Nostr music status update
 * Downloads the album art and displays it on the screen

nostr:note1d7uvydt03f60tg2s5tg4aflekv46gnlc9ae70vwltjldpynr96ssz3s8lr

Code: https://github.com/mutatrum/SonoStr
NIP-315: https://github.com/jb55/nips/blob/user-statuses/315.md


Everything is a shitcoin.

https://m.primal.net/HOkW.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3XABxNogTA


#zapathon is ded


Should've been called Alameda Fuck Around and Find Out.


We have all been robbed of 2.31 million sats and it's ruining everything. How could he be so unconsiderate.


check out this guy getting hit by a whale..
https://video.nostr.build/bedc6e9b62e49ad81c964e7b127f6aee0ffc82f9e1b54dba46c0a35702b13010.mp4


Something something whaling accident lost coins etc etc


I must confess I only listened for 20 seconds of the first song or so. I'll give it another try later.


Someone made a color test image album cover. Very useful. Music is shite though. #musicstr

https://image.nostr.build/f040c0fed04b55725b715fe5ad9ee9a19685d5f6d18083d6c8135373792b9d49.jpg


Messing with incorrect pixel alignments on the display and then this comes along. Nice. #musicstr

https://image.nostr.build/069c3588c73987e538c887799dc5dd67583f6176212e75fa8e15b68151728dfc.jpg


RECT


Never heard of that one before. Interesting to take a peek into a social network that's close to being shuttered.


pebble the watch?


Impressive hologram of a red giant grabbing the corner building.


If the last row is 100%, the 2nd row will be > 50% and they will all be off.

When taking the percentage of 20999999.9769:

https://m.primal.net/HOjf.png


THEN SUDDENLY

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For all the people going to #nostrasia

Have fun and you're all going to be

https://youtu.be/L8YpJb1Ve8s?si=7kB0aRWEkxcSvYw0

Wish I was there.


Nice walk, I grew up around there, very nice to see all the pictures.


Ledger is unverifiable.


From nostr:npub1tr4dstaptd2sp98h7hlysp8qle6mw7wmauhfkgz3rmxdd8ndprusnw2y5g on X:

🚨 Please do not use this service 🚨

If you use this service, you are signing up for simple seizure of funds if Ledger willingly (or unwillingly due to gov pressure) decides to collaborate with one of the other storage providers.

Friends don't let friends use Ledger/Recover.

First image shows that Ledger owns the common encryption key that is used to encrypt shards, second image shows Ledger themselves saying how they can give over funds in the event of a subpoena.

https://image.nostr.build/ca074c085a020831740b7404144267b626f10f83a0bd92381b27b013f3fdea55.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/6dab7e443ecd96f97abf75eb44d8a5f5e3a7a100d5a765d90ca269549144af53.jpg


#asknostr is there an nsecbunker explainer somewhere?

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RaspiBolt is a super nice guide for this, even if it's only for inspiration.


Adding insult to injury with ASCII encoding failures.


Quadpedal, not bipedal.