If they could stop talking about trains and power rangers long enough they would be so pissed at you


I'll look into it


:peepokek:


Oh I thought you were memeing 🤣🤣🤣


I have a gun that shoots 9mm, .38spl, 5.56 and 7.62x39mm take your pick 🤣


Maybe I'm just unreasonable but when there is a fly in my room I turn into rambo


Finally forced the carrier to unlock my old Pixel 5 so I now can test some stuff on graphene
https://image.nostr.build/ad69cffc0d1b8b6fbe4396dbc3d30863e8bb323c9472d20e572e53f20fbaeb13.jpg


Sometimes I hate you, you know that?


:RedHeart:


Im going to do this and see what happens I'll report back


Yes, but what about financial apps like banking/Strike/Cash app type apps would those all work on grapheneOS I can't find much about those types of apps on graphene


Does GrapheneOS have good app compatibility?
#askNostr


im on the pixel 7


I was going to finally install grapheneOS on my phone today but my usb-c port is so borked I can't even charge my phone with a usb-c cable anymore. Sucks 😕


Happy Father's Day to all the dads here on #nostr keep being great dads 💜🤙


:Dance:


"BIG BANKS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR!" or something like that


Good morning you scoundrels 💜🤙☕


Wat dat?


The monkey hurt my feelings


☠  𝕿𝔥𝖊 𝕯𝔯𝖊𝔞𝖉 𝕻𝔦𝖗𝔞𝖙𝔢 ☠


They monkey hurt my feelings

☠  𝕿𝔥𝖊 𝕯𝔯𝖊𝔞𝖉 𝕻𝔦𝖗𝔞𝖙𝔢 ☠


For those of you who are dads, How do you want your kids to remember you when you are gone?
#askNostr


If I ever need a razor to open my eyes, I'll just stay blind, I'm tired of seeing all the stupidity anyway


If I ever need a razor to open my eyes, I'll just say blind, I'm tired of seeing all the stupidity anyway


The stars and orientation of the planets are not making you be a bitch, you are just a bitch.


You are about to get foggin' geez'ed up dude 🤙


:RedHeart:


I'm a creamy boy too....that sounded better in my head.... I'm sorry


Do you drink it black? Or do you put a bit of creamer in it?


That looks delicious


I messed up and accidentally did cocaine, kidding the coffee was great ☕


nostr:npub1t04cvx3d0a3le22rgnekk20wvr3l4jpg93vkledsyakas96puqaqwm53m9 thanks for the huge #zap much appreciated 🤙💜
nostr:nevent1qqswp7rvf0xg90lfnprujcvgjjwku3xve9hek0zjp3x6nhj7s9ksnegpzamhxue69uhhsmtj9e6hxetwdaehgu3wdaexwtczyzl5r0kv3qc7wv2an2vls0c3dyyejczlhdv5ws357zg6v9snm3vezqcyqqqqqqgl77ew7


We don't have to fully agree to be on the same team. I'm not against Bitcoin.


I'm going to take that as a no then lol


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/e4450ed0315e98227169ff8479b328191bd5b82e7ff810bff1e6bfb05817a3c6.mp4


:peepokek:


Inflation is way worse than just money, the majority of people trade their time for money, inflation is stealing your time away from you.


I actually was crying I was laughing so hard at this, can you imagine being that teacher, what do you even say in that situation? 😂😂


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/cdbe4c59ef72c070abce912391ce33f8fe1438aaefe67c52d34723e3e4f2e9e4.jpg


Am I based? 😂


Coffee time even though I need to sleep tonight ☕


:Cry:


I bought it a bit ago while hiding at work, I'm normally not one to slack off at work but they have me doing stuff that's so boring 😂😂


:RedHeart:


I tried that game about late last year I believe and it was pretty fun honestly


This note got way more attention than I expected, thanks everybody for the sats 🤙💜
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It's nearly time for fiat mining


I don't use the global feed almost ever, am I the only one like this?


I'm buying this soon, I've been using nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg for a bit now and so far I really enjoy it. I still haven't had any issues. Also I can't quite place why I like this design so much but something about it is sick (in a good way) to me.

https://image.nostr.build/91c21caab3d8056f4aa8e012c5369804d55b926ee3b89f905ad143c98e613fea.jpg


I'm buying this soon, I've been nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg for a bit now and so far I really enjoy it. I still haven't had any issues. Also I can't quite place why I like this design so much but something about it is sick (in a good way) to me.

https://image.nostr.build/91c21caab3d8056f4aa8e012c5369804d55b926ee3b89f905ad143c98e613fea.jpg


His girlfriends are lucky, they get the hits first


Your honor, I did not commit murder, I simply committed tomfoolery in a lethal degree.


Scenario:
A friend of yours is interested in #bitcoin and they specifically are interested in the lightning network, which wallet would you recommend them to check out?
(They have no knowledge on anything cryptocurrency other than the name Bitcoin and the basic idea of sending/receiving money)


Scenario:
A friend of yours is interested in #bitcoin and they specifically are interested in the lightning network, which wallet would you recommend them to check out. (They have no knowledge on anything cryptocurrency other than the name Bitcoin and the basic idea of sending/receiving money)


No, by me. I'm far-ting.


You forgot Far-ting


🛐🛐🛐ALL HAIL🛐🛐🛐
🛐🛐🛐OUR GOD🛐🛐🛐
🛐🛐🛐    KING    🛐🛐🛐


GM #nostr ☀ https://image.nostr.build/10bdd0450d0b20b863baf4b63f7fdce44f407330d00415b3edbad45500199789.jpg


GN 💤


Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it.
~Thomas Paine


I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace.
~ Thomas Paine


I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace.~ Thomas Paine


I think the majority of the people on #nostr  agree that is a stupid bot.


Inflation is a big ol' B word, and I don't mean beautiful.


Hmm, Interesting


Wow lol


Isn't that a closed source wallet?


His dad looks nothing like me so I don't understand how the kid mixed that up but it was still funny 🤣


A little asian boy grabbed my leg while I was grocery shopping and he looked up and freaked out, he thought I was his dad and his dad was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣


What's your favorite #bitcoin view wallet application on mobile devices?
#askNostr


:peepokek:


It's stupidly hot where I'm at, if I blink to hard I start sweating.


My work place doesn't know where to put me and I've done next to nothing today because of it 🤣


Looks perty


:RedHeart:


:peeposhocked:


I started reading The Age of Reason by Thomas Paine today. It's interesting so far, I've had a few moments where I've just had to pause for a moment and think.


My mom had that when I was a kid, no lie 🤣


I'm asking this just out of curiosity, those of you who have learned languages which language was the easiest for you. Your native language is irrelevant in this scenario.
#askNostr


I'm asking this just out of curiosity, those of you who have learned languages which language was the easiest for you. Your native language is irrelevant in this scenario.


I'm asking this just out of curiosity, those of you who have learned languages which language was the easiest for you. Your native language is irrelevant in this
scenario.


Dang


I can't find it


What's your favorite icon pack android users?
#askNostr


It looks like they dodged first then rammed


I am opposed to any form of tyranny over the mind of man.
~ Thomas Jefferson


Is it really worth it to mess around with Lisp (Racket)?
#askNostr


Attractive Female Saying 'Wokeness Is Gaytarded' Instantly Becomes World's Most Popular Conservative Influencer

https://babylonbee.com/news/hot-chick-saying-wokeness-is-gaytarded-becomes-worlds-most-popular-conservative-influencer/?utm_source=fediverse


:Cry:


That seems to be a cycle between all generations.


Older generations will get mad at younger generations for "having it easy" when the work of the older generation is what made it easier for the younger generation.


:peepokek:


Satoshi wouldn't like exchanges either, p2p was the intended use not big corporation to consumer back to big corporation.


Doesn't matter who's in office they don't represent the average Americans views, ideas or values. But yes, Biden is next level retarded


:RedHeart:


Type-O positive you say?
https://image.nostr.build/7b6ad26bee9879763b7140c741114455469321396559dc5fd1c81b9df62f4ede.jpg


:Sigma:


:peepogmsign:


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/df46af0f180d5f5d5ccaf30a5e3e5f29bedc7e318012811f824a354815e73728.mp4


Yep, this is it. You just won nostr today


Please.... Just kill me


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/e032fe5a931a8e58609ceaa9a214b465c5483ee8dda087807bfdc66744f3f281.mp4


I'm not homoerotic but I'll zap you 69 sats


He's a rich clown who's only goal is to make fiat that's it.


That's Toy's Я US


My mom told me when I was a little kid (2-3) she had some Reese's peanut butter cup lip balm and I ate it. I told her I won't apologize and I might even do it again if given the chance 😂


:peepoClap:


That book by Dr. Seuss called Green eggs and Ham is a story about some dude stalking another dude with a plate of green eggs and ham and repeatedly insisting the man tries it even after being told over and over again "I do not like it Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham"


nostr:nevent1qqsp3hhy9sxesg8hksw8t90pq5dc2k9ygmkp4aavk9tfm4ycpxugcmqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgsyawyrzrttfmv4cmtx5w2m85702kdct7hv3amfrkhagpdf9cz46mgrqsqqqqqp92wzkw

🔊

https://v.nostr.build/0jx0J.mp4

YT

https://youtu.be/5AeO-dKGBLs


:Cry:


I'm getting away from the claymore first and foremost, I've played COD before, that's an instant kill.


:RedHeart:


Thank ya thank ya kind sir


I'm excited if I get zapped at all if I'm honest


Missed opportunity to say WokWok House 😂


I remember my brother and I fighting over the blue ones 😂


Did anyone else have these when they were a kid? I don't know why but these just popped into my head and I'm curious if these were specifically a US thing or not.
https://image.nostr.build/89f674d6b85019b2546d03c2a9993565e99e6a68c7f75081a1df789b60becc12.jpg


It's a joke 😂


Let's be honest, you are going to hell if you take cold showers regularly.


Today


The moment I got to work I started feeling like trash, super light headed and my stomach isn't very happy. So my work day is going to suck.


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/2672707c280da95165de8ecd5e0a25e4c72c70d9c3ac53135d6cb16524f10b44.jpg


The time has come to say GM ☀


GN 😴


But but but... We can vote so uhh yeah freedom and stuff 😂


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/221dfa30df223fafac82ffa472d34686298e170191c28703766bc28563fab17f.jpg


Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of the states actions


:peepokek:


(I just say this in jest because my brain is having a 'tism moment)


:RedHeart:


At least 30 to 40 years you whiny little bitch 🤣


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/d7518974fc9f042f33a2c30aac20cfec27e6a4d8eb19ffc0b043cead17056c2f.mp4


It technically is in the US but there are loopholes in everything now as well as the fact that the laws are only followed when it's convenient or beneficial.


When I asked it what it identified as it said *POW* *POW* *POW*


I'm not really a watch guy but that's actually really nice


Isn't that the thing people lost money in on Mt Gox?


The smell of peppermint tea is very relaxing to me


:Sigma:


I won't listen to you 😂


Damn, he's gonna put you under cardiac arrest


Damn, he's gonna put your under cardiac arrest


You will eat at an even slower pace if you are poor


:Cry:


What is your favorite type of coffee?
#askNostr


What is your favorite type of coffee?
#ask Nostr


I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL MOM!


:RedHeart:


I don't know what I like to drink honestly, I don't know much about coffee, I've had it before but I don't really know the differences


Don't let others people coerce you into living their life/the life they wished they had. Live your life, make your own choices, input from others can be helpful but ultimately you should make your own choices.


I was just thinking that it feels kinda dead right now at least


:peepokek:


You are a Maple American


Does anyone have recommendations on coffee machines that aren't crazy expensive?
nostr:nevent1qqswhskvy5hxr9x6zu9yd6nzncxwsrldmtc29z3n79gma2gu9d5fh0qpzdmhxw309akx7cmpd35x7um58g6rsd3eqgst7sd7ejyrree3tkdfn7plz95snxtqt7a4j36zxncfrfskz0w9nygrqsqqqqqp75a3tx


I really like this art style


My next present for myself will be a coffee machine. I need an addiction I think 😂


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/38cfae85e921ca4ed3c7225e26ae79134152e1e5b205a1c3debc6716da35aa45.jpg


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/99ccc54ff348522548f6fbf2fbddc7d624834a155906bd74c25dfe1cd283c6d4.jpg


This is when I loved my iPod touch 😂


I like seeing videos of Europeans shooting guns for the first time and watching the terror from even being in the room with a gun turn into YEEEEEHAW by the end


His sermons must be a Thriller


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://video.nostr.build/2601b2c6565eb6d8d4219b1d7ff0e3bf05af8e12353f152a1a59205fc30f9b20.mp4


:peeposhocked:


INFlAtioN IsN’t tHAT baD https://image.nostr.build/a334b7ca12fdaba1e4b0864ffe387d48225b068288dd5f28d9222dcc9e4d1e7f.jpg


:RedHeart:


What are some good books you recommend people to read that aren't super long?
#askNostr


Damn, I tested positive for retard too. It doesn't go away that's the sad part.


I can't lie, I'm not really a fan of Apple but macOS Sequoia has some pretty cool looking features.


:peepogmsign:


I've been awake for a bit but not really awake if that makes sense...anyway GM ☀


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/277f0226a5afe3a953f38548be2372ba3bdb8c08c193763ad5b4a12a741c507e.jpg


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme https://video.nostr.build/650ba05fa69e4b952ec350a12a4ee47cd90e51250b70fb9a362f8c6a96c5b5c2.mp4


True, it is sad.

nostr:nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcqyrey78rq4yzz6re0lg4paf7cf5rl0ap92qunxh6lj9avlqxjfdzey2r85w3


The UX on Coracle is pretty nice in my opinion. I think custom reactions should be added though so I can pepe laugh and whatnot


:peepokek:


I think I would have to go ketchup


You can either have ketchup or mustard, it's the only condiments you can use for the rest of your life which one are you picking?


:peepoClap:


:Dance:


I enjoy joking around with many of you on #nostr  more than you know 😁


If you are cooking with coal promise me you will dump it off the building while its hot just to be a nuance to those below 🤣


*tumbles down stairs*


It worked-ticle


Test from Coracle


Shoot me, shoot me right in the forehead... What did I just see.. what.. Make it go away.


Italy is just Pizza Palestine🤣


:RedHeart:


Make it xbox controller operated. I will be waiting 😂


Awesome!


This is a test


Ok, do what you wish.


Have you ever ate something so spicy you feel like it rearranged your chromosomes or maybe you lost one?


I'm not going to admit to falling for anything but damn sometimes you upset me 😂😂


I've never walked around my home with a pistol on my hip and a rifle in my hand making up fake scenarios in my head to try to find good shooting angles in my home... Never...ever....


Your right when you're write 😂


I want to be very clear just so we know we aren't enemies, I'm not against Christians and if you look at some of my older notes that's very obvious. I'm just not a believer myself. Just wanted to state that so you know.


I don't care if my family uses Bitcoin or not it's their choice. I'm not going to try to make them do anything with their money. When they said "I'm going to disagree" I would just say ok.


:peeposhocked:


:peepogmsign:


How much paint did you buy?


I don't really care is my point. I have my views, I support your right to have your views. If I'm wrong I'm wrong. Oh well. If my views have negative consequences then I guess I'll take those negative consequences. I don't believe Jesus is alive.


Why do I need to be persuaded? It's ok to disagree.


I'm going to disagree, Jesus has some good lessons though.


Where is Jesus? Man doesn't live forever. The man is dead. If you want to believe he is God that's your choice and I support you in your freedom to believe in that. But you cannot prove that Jesus is alive. It's purely a faith based thing if you are claiming he is God there for he lives forever.


:RedHeart:


Both are dead. Both taught pretty good lessons.


I'm not 100% sure but I heard a rumor that it was over a land dispute


First off, lower voice. Secondly, change your tone. Lastly, I KNOW AND I HATE IT😭😭


I really like the idea of e-ink


As a fellow appendix loser, I understand the pain.


All the gun ranges in my area are officially fully closed. Now I can only shoot on land owned by family or family friends, this isn't a bad thing but I'm going to miss that range 😕


My thoughts exactly


:peepokek:


What dance move is that guy in the gray pants doing?


I would punch him for a corn chip😂
#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://image.nostr.build/9fc4ef0c9cad163e54480e581546a782cc179d6adddda6bc4c2016c82f3094e9.jpg


Ewwwww I'm on #nostr with the Europeans 🤣🤣🤣

Kidding, you Europeans are cool.


I can never actually rest anymore, I can sleep and I wake up just as tense and restless as I went to sleep feeling. Today is my day off and I wake up at 4am and can't go back to sleep 😑


What is it with old people and having to read every single word on everything they see? I'm not saying it's wrong or bad in anyway it's just odd to me. I don't want to read every sign or every marketing campaign I walk past most of it is stupid half truths anyway.


:Sigma:


:Dance:


Just put the hot wallet in the freezer until it cools off


:Cry:


:RedHeart:


Too many is my guess


🤣🤣🤣🤣
nostr:nevent1qqsy76vcsu2t6snq8h05eqnehltwr7xkweep3ufqhwuaytgmghwf72sppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsytv64y8p39fw6fsj4sup66jlr6tndprypy4g4znr6r6m6khaq7pqrqsqqqqqputcrjv


Yes


Listen to this when working out and see if you don't go absolutely nuts

https://tidal.com/browse/track/250761784?u


My dad is an Anunnaki he is 50 and can still jump over fences without touching them and the fences are at my chest height and I'm 6ft 2in 😂


I think it's fun to listen to just because it's wild to think about but I can't say I believe it.


Yes, sometimes the whole thing


I agree only accept one you actually like


Probably just say "Well...., damn"


:peepokek:


I'm gonna strangle one of the dudes I work with every break he takes is double or quadruple the amount of time it's supposed to be and he takes extra breaks as well. The dude has had 3 half hour breaks today and that's not even including his lunch.


I can only hope to have this much peace in my life
nostr:nevent1qqsxmrmmzm0n0l6ckz5dgqlw7vxk77rs0mq66s4vx4msg5x0gwjpuyspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczypd4s9kn2lsf4pdxrhg6ag9j50ftshw0dx3vrepxqv0yw570uc30yqcyqqqqqqgzd237s


I'm going to go out on a limb..... *Crack* *boom* ... I'm ok...


Do something today that will make you proud tomorrow. 🤙


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://video.nostr.build/1fdd3618237078071b7ffd2f508acc129fd884a2764d3cc75ca5752c34aa6120.mp4


What do you think #nostr is missing?
#askNostr


I would be interested to see how it works.


GN 🌙
Споки ноки 🌙
晚安 🌙


I don't know who needs to hear this but shut up and do what you keep saying you would live to do. Talking about it doesn't make it come true, your actions do. Do it. 🤙


I'm fine with either honestly


:RedHeart:


All people who work with the public honestly get treated like trash. I've never work fast food but I've worked at grocery stores and stuff like that and you get treated like less than dirt by more customers than many people might think.


I refuse to ignore it, in fact I will zap you for it 🤣


⚡ Donate to the developers who build the software you use ⚡


It really brings a tear to my eye 🥲


:Cry:


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://video.nostr.build/aead626d54f47964e65149210e1b540a5d182e066150a22807c5343a520dbf8d.mp4


What's the difference in the #amethyst simplified vs complete UI? I can't tell the difference honestly.


Press and hold on the zap button on any note


Make me a sandwich


Make sure you have a magnifying glass so you can read it


It's the angel of death but it shoots out civilians and civilians pay to be the ammunition.


:peepokek:


To all Frens
https://video.nostr.build/23018321b54ea6772ec993c7b2df726593af10fa19833eac5449b4d88963de88.mp4


Border wallets are actually awesome


I work with a dude who's 19 and he said I'm old... It happened, im officially old to the youth lol


Yep this is it.


:RedHeart:


That cat has secrets I can tell


Are you having fun kiddos, watching your world ignite?


Border wallets are an interesting idea, I haven't tried it before but from what I've heard about them they seem useful.


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://video.nostr.build/84cf37d8c2b63d5208e28c1fa096680c184836eb07d42b6d64addbbb7f61b207.mp4


Is nostr going to implement the simplex thing to hide users IP?


Also thank you for the zap🙏


You should be able to use the same wallet across platforms with mutiny but I can't say for sure on that one because I haven't used it on anything other than Android as of yet.


Yes I've used alby, both are pretty good but I personally like mutiny more though.


I've been using Mutiny Wallet on Android for the past week or so and so far I have had no hiccups other than just the initial learning curve, the zap address has worked fine, zapping others has worked fine as well. So far nothing negative to say.


Nonstop talking about a doxxing just makes it worse, just saying.


None stop talking about a doxxing just makes it worse, just saying.


Put your cold storage in the freezer and stay frosty.


nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424  I made this so quickly i couldn't be bothered to make it look good but you get the idea 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/9fc62c56a19440bb434c63d32eb4d39038bc1e237e4cf20f2ca0751ec25ecbb2.jpg


Hip hop? Like when I hip hop my way onto another boat to take there treasures?


What the hell kind of pirate listens the lil Wayne instead of singing sea chanties 😂


:peepognsign:


:RedHeart:


I'm very interested in this 👀


Thanks for the sats nostr:npub1uw6lgv5qyexx68fwgdmwt3w7v3dwv679sray2ncpkug70ad7a8gqut3tay 🙏


GM ☕ https://image.nostr.build/f96b3c401fcb8439ab4c20790d8a834f299dbc3e9d4718bf0498121c7233ab41.jpg


....so anyway I self custodied that shizz


Guns equalize all people.
#gunstr


:peepokek:


I have a wallet I don't have hundreds in cash though


Never heard of it, I'll give it a look


:Cry:


What's your favorite on-chain #bitcoin wallet?
#askNostr


I can never sleep in anymore 😑


"A man is no less a slave because he is allowed to choose a new master once in a term of years."

~ Lysander Spooner


Because the large rodent is calm and peaceful and hates taxes


No


If I ever got a pet it would be a capybara, I will probably never get a pet though.


If I ever got a pet it's would be a capybara, I will probably never get a pet though.


If I ever get a pet it's would be a capybara, I will probably never get a pet though.


:RedHeart:


你好


They are different but it's different schools of thought on top of the same foundation. Is my only point. You can call yourself whatever you wish, I agree way more with the ancap school of thought than most others. But I'm still calling myself an anarchist.


They are different but it's different schools if thought on top of the same foundation. Is my only point. You can call yourself whatever you wish, I agree way more with the ancap school of thought than most others. But I'm still calling myself an anarchist.


We see it differently I suppose, I would gladly work next to someone I disagree with to achieve a world I believe is better for everyone.


NANANANANANANANANA TAX-MAN


Think of it kinda like Christians, all the Christians have their denomination, but almost all of them just say "I'm a Christian" then if further questioned they specify.


Then don't live with them. That's what anarchy allows you to do.


I'm about to take my 9mm pill and relax this is too much 🤣🤣


I'll zap you, just calm down please we don't need butter everywhere 😂


Screw all of you tax this tax that put your taxes in my hat 🎩 😂
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It's a dollar per inch, that's gonna be 2 dollars please 😂


Imagine all the babbling going on after that


Anarchist need to be on the same team and work out the kinks later. The issue is the state 95% of anarchist can at least agree on this. I don't like ancom as a mindset but if they want to give in a community and do their thing so long as they leave others alone I say let them. No progress is made by splitting apart into tiny sub factions. That's my view at least.


I remember my first large transaction took an hour and I thought it was gone forever and I was so mad and then it popped up and I wave of calm washed over me 😂


:Cry:


Great work my dude


:peepokek:


:RedHeart:


That cat painting looks very real


I agree but there shouldn't be public celebrations of it. The same way there shouldn't be public celebration for straight people. Keep that stuff to yourself, between you and whoever you are with.


I think anarchist are anarchist, there are different schools of thought within but still anarchist. I fall way more into the ancap school of thought, I even have it tatted on my arm. But I think repeatedly splitting into subcategories over and over just further divides people.


I agree with the ideas but I just call myself an anarchist


What if the store is packed and there is a line for the bread that's lined up for you and you do a line of coke while in that line? Line-ception?


I had a talk with a man I work with about political stuff and he said that I should run for president which shows that he didn't understand my view at all 😂


Tomorrow is my day off and I swear if my body doesn't let me sleep past 6am I'm gonna scream


Yes, and I would have some "authority" over others so I can show the other people with authority the correct way to treat people.


One of them is offering to double my pay rate


Potentially doubling my pay rate, nothing is confirmed yet though.


No no this is good for my wallet


I got my current job and my old job fighting over me now 😂


I took a risk...... I don't have kneecaps anymore.😂


It's rallys where I'm at but they are super greasy but they do taste pretty good, it's been a while since I have ate there.


I don't even like bananas


Yeah, I don't know a whole whole lot about it either but yes what you said is accurate from what I know. It's interesting to me, I look at it as even if it's not true it's fun to think about.


What are your thoughts on the Anunnaki stuff?
#askNostr


:RedHeart:


There may be things you can't do now but there are certainly things you can do and steps you can take to be able to do things you previously thought you couldn't do.


:Cry:


I've been not eating before work and working my whole shift no food and then coming home and eating. This may not be the best idea but I'm still alive.


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://video.nostr.build/67660313aec1520ca2cb1ab1daf5473a5d03b24953499ccfb911cb3c453f5f36.mp4


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://video.nostr.build/657f4e4f5655e1457004b1f8f7ba9a24f11c72f7fc4366a74c8e3976fd9095ab.mp4


Also thanks for the zap 😁


Put your npub into this site

https://nostr.band


I'm scared of any word with that many letters.


I've punched a kid before... I was a kid at the time but I generally leave that part out so people think I'm a monster


What did 1984 see when it peeked?


Tiananmen Mutant Ninja Turtles


If the tiananmen square incident happened again would you say it's tiananmen squared? Tiananmen²


When you go all Rock Swanson on a mf

#cybersecgirl

https://i.nostr.build/XV7Wl.jpg


They hate you too, well all of us to be more accurate lol


:peepokek:


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://image.nostr.build/e4a18ff657a179cc2b998dda7f861779fc2946b61e1b317d2f796436d11e043c.jpg


Me waking up in the middle of the night and checking #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/1c09ec75d2fa23584d7b7476984b73cf36f18eb5e422c9b27b45e96cbda1e099.jpg


Me using #nostr right now.
https://image.nostr.build/b422e224e615e6957cf872f42c887eb1db5def9f6879ef2b554dd45b892457bf.jpg


:RedHeart:


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme
https://image.nostr.build/f4ae92193e31aff340f08d0482b80c9e23096b3aecdc35b5849fa5a0cad0d2ef.jpg


I'm from the #nostr tribe


I was born in America but I don't think that's what you mean 😂


This is so sad, I hope you can do this in your mind just as I do. It's a great joy. One of life's finest.


You ever wanted to see if you could hit a nail into a board with the pointy end up using only your skull? ..... Me neither.... Just asking..


I called my coworkers a zebra because he's half white and half black and he started laughing so hard he was crying, I was like dude it's not that funny and he said "No on maker jokes like that with me anymore because they are so scared I will freak out on them. But I actually like those kinds of jokes as long as they are for humor and not make to degrade me"


My old job is contacting me begging me to come back and I actually might because it's a decent little pay increase and guaranteed hours. My current job is pretty low pay and the hours and random, some weeks you might get 40 others you might get 20.


I hate shrimp but you said pizza so I would probably still try it lol


Who knows,  maybe.


Slim to none, I'm not a big coffee person, it's an occasional thing for me.


I've been so absurdly tired lately, I'm not sure why, I'm sleeping fine, I eat plenty and I have plenty of liquids. Maybe I'm getting a cold or something.


:peepogmsign:


You say GM and you mean grandmaster I say GM and I mean Good Morning, we are not the same.
GM ☀


:peepognsign:


GN 🌙
Say it back.


No it's pride month, they be gay gay 😂


:RedHeart:


:Cry:


I had a trans coworker tell me this before and I started laughing so hard I was crying 😂😂😂


Generation bashing is stupid. Blame those who actually did the stupid things not everyone in the same age range.


S P I N C Y C L E
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I feel this


I don't have much of either sadly


There is a woman I work with who complains about money all the time and she just pulled a huge stack of lottery tickets out of her bag, she has absolutely no ability to complain about money if she's gonna be a moron with any money she gets. That stuff annoys me, you are responsible for your own financial well being, sure inflation isn't helping anything but if you spend your money irresponsibly the inflation isn't really the issue.


Time to start mining fiat ⛏


Oh do they now 😏🤣🤣


I joined #nostr on 02/02/2023

I didn't know it had been that long ago.


How do I check how long I've been on #nostr ?
#askNostr


It's bullshit flavored, I don't recommend it.


Me at the family event being told that voting is my duty at a citizen in the US and that my vote makes a difference
🏴

https://image.nostr.build/09a7cdb350fc4c278f1ed1ebf70236c861f6cce6614aa24892d8502559388eff.jpg


No government will protect anything but themselves.


Who says you can't sell your kidney, you are an adult now and you have adult knees


I woke up again so I'm saying GM again ☀


:RedHeart:


Good morning #nostr ☀

What are you up to today?


:Cry:


The best part of slavery was no gender pay gap


This right here, this is correct. https://image.nostr.build/d2ee2140cc66686923692fd35d8bdae2dee530a1c524ab68047f3d9ac727a26b.jpg


#meme #memestr #nostrmeme https://video.nostr.build/77bf74b1b6f6ded2bb80cb220e3b42e4cd94e0ddab893180e4835204fa20bea5.mp4


Cry


:peepokek:


I'm not a creative 'tismite if I have the 'tism sadly. Also only Michael Jackson was allowed to cosplay all the nationalities.


I might be autistic but I'm not going to a doctor to get checked because I know I will be given autism if I'm not already 'tism'ed up.


Oh no I'm gonna get some Billie Backlash for this 😂


I'm not reporting that to my parents.


I'm gonna go to jail I think.


I'm gonna write a report about this report and report back to you.


I'm reported for having an opinion. Cool. 🤣
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No this isn't a diss, just saying ladies you are very confusing.


Women are the most confusing living beings on the planet.


:RedHeart:


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/2d706cf3afc618c98225c39c8245ef0e9b7816e880027c52d419ab95320f6329.jpg


I'm in my mid 20's and I've never had a beer, people act like I'm an alien because of this 🤣


Give me give me


I've been incredibly sleepy all day, not sure why🥱


Onety one : onety one


Give me


I had a force closure yesterday, sucks, Zeus is still one my favorites though. And Zeus is very good at helping people when they have issues.


:Cry:


Become ooga booga is what I normally say but this also works


Best stretches for lower back pain? #asknostr


When you hear the word Spartan, do you think of Halo or Greece?


To anyone who added me on simplex, this is the new link.

https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=2-5&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FUkMFNAXLXeAAe0beCa4w6X_zp18PwxSaSjY17BKUGXQ%3D%40smp12.simplex.im%2F_fVJ6Pmy3TooQ9FguklrViHqw2rikJMS%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEA7pK1p4CgaDvwCsCv8jKubUd-3Md1SuTGk0OfTsVa6Uo%253D%26srv%3Die42b5weq7zdkghocs3mgxdjeuycheeqqmksntj57rmejagmg4eor5yd.onion


D.) Slay a dragon and commit a crime


 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
🖕This is the only finger I use in elections 🖕
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Oopsie doopsie I dropped a cyanide pill in your drink, I sure hope you don't drink it Mr. State apparatus. 🏴

https://image.nostr.build/531958a875dcd2f7c10671f5d3ced99c59eee7ed9279b80cf387be991d47b374.jpg


Yeah I know right... What a bitch Monday is being.


:RedHeart:


A banana duct taped to the wall


You should look in my bio, I'm already using it.


Whats the dumbest thing you've spent a bunch of money on?

I'll go first.

-Taxes


That's what I was gonna say 🤣


I'm cool if I get 2 likes and comment telling me I'm a moron 😂


Joe will tickle their ass probably


GN, Not going to church tomorrow but enjoy your day tomorrow with whatever it entails. 🤙


You have to be an idiot to donate #bitcoin to policians !


Any donations to politicians is idiotic to be completely honest.


For example:
https://github.com/greenart7c3/Citrine


Pretty sure it's an on device relay. So the relays that are running on the hardware that amethyst is running on.


You are free to believe whatever you wish. You don't have to agree with me.


I don't give a singular solidarity shit what is was about, it's not about that anymore. It's all about forcing others to accept now. They have rights in most western countries, they can get married in most western countries. That's all they were missing, they have it now. Your sexuality shouldn't be shoved in everyone's face period.


:Cry:


This note identifies as correct.


I'm not acting like anything, I'm saying I don't want to see symbols that represent sexualities while grocery shopping. There is literally no reason for it other than to try to force people to accept it (propaganda). If you are truly gay then guess what? You are gonna be gay regardless of if it's accepted or not. People need to stop bitching for acceptance and go live their life.


Yes but my lightning channel forced closed so I can't accept it until I open another one


Pride month is propaganda and no saying this isn't gay bashing, be gay I don't care, your sexuality doesn't need to be public and celebrated and forced to be accepted by everyone. People should be able to go to the grocery store without seeing symbols that represent your sexuality everywhere.


I'm not arguing with you all night dude, believe what you want, capitalism is p2p transactions permissionless. Not the state setting restrictions on what you can and can't buy and at what price points. That's the last gonna say.


You clearly aren't an anarchist lol


If you were actually an anarchist you would understand this


The State


Talking about oppression of the working class and blaming capitalism for it.


You can do whatever you wish to do, I'm just saying you blaming capitalism for the states actions is odd.


I'm an anarchist, I'm not name calling by saying you are a commie, commie is just short communist. You sound like a communist.


I think you are a commie who doesn't want to admit you are a commie


Capitalism being turned into corporatism is the fault of the state. You are blaming capitalism for the states actions.


:RedHeart:


I'm gonna just take a moment to say a few words and have a moment of silence, mourning 😔


My dang lightning channel forced closed I hate everything and everyone right now 😂


So because government has always been shitty you blame capitalism?


My dang lighting channel forced closed I hate everything and everyone right now 😂


Corporatism is the state organizing society into corporations subordinate to the state

Capitalism is free market not controlled by the state.


You should probably learn about what you are talking about. If you don't know the difference in corporatism and capitalism you aren't educated on this topic.


Corporatism is government


Corporatism ≠ Capitalism


Bitcoin is gonna get AIDS if it's not careful


This note is so gay


Fun fact about Capybaras, they are the chillest animals and they hate governments


I work with people with no work ethic at all


Time to mine fiat


I will not be eating at any restaurants this month.
I will not be drinking any sodas this month.

It shouldn't be hard, I don't do either of these much normally, but at work I've been slipping a bit.


I got to work early and people are in the break room complaining about how quiet it is 😂

Quiet is good.


:Cry:


I went to school with someone who hated pizza, I wasn't friends with him but I knew of him. Specifically as the dude who hates pizza, I couldn't tell you his name, not sure I ever knew his name.


:RedHeart:


Same here


:peepogmsign:


Let's be honest if you don't like pizza you are probably going to hell


Sleep time 😴


Notaru (no tar oo)


I know this feeling, I know it all too well.


#theovon #meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/6fb61c7c798cd02bd7513edede95d88f98a3cf494c220916cf19bbe81fa7b910.mp4


Paying lightning invoices through Nostr instead of http. 🤯 Good bye DNS.
https://vimeo.com/950881613


:peepotruesign:


:keks:


Norway sounds like an Aussie saying no way


Hey nostriches who are 35+ years old, did you enjoy life more when you were in your 20's or do you enjoy your life more now?
#askNostr


I don't hate Jordan Peterson I just don't like that the most simple questions get turned into world defining conundrums. I think sometimes he says some good stuff and other times he's says complete word vomit. I guess that's everyone. I'm not a fan but I don't hate him.


Toss a local stray animal in the mix and just see what happens.


Is anyone using Mutiny Wallet full time?

What's your experience been like?

#askNostr


Works, cool, thanks


When I'm asked if I'm an unlicenced money transmitter
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/773c5ed1403edcef0daba6db7cd79e7b7501de8ceafd27b36bcd9fe06ae07438.jpg


I was going to stream for an hour or so on zap.stream but it was very laggy and not really watchable in my opinion, probably something on my end. I'll try to figure it out for next time.


I'm having some crazy lag let me try to fix it and I'll come back, I almost got the boss that time.
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I'm not sure why it's so laggy honestly


Come watch me die over and over again on a boss I've been stuck on for a week or more now 😂
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Freedom money doesn’t free us if they can still control how & where we use it.


There are actually pills you can give others to increase your liberty, they have them in lots of varieties. 9mm, 5.56, 7.62x39, .44 and many more.


Just in time for pride month, how inclusive of you😂😂


This picture makes me nervous
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/c3a940ebc99bf9dc9d4340c7669f2ed7053c8fbf33f877d0a563a9aacdb73b3d.jpg


I didn't scare them off they just gave me a weird look after I told them my view.


And then a cow jumped over the moon. I don't know I was just saying what happened in my day.


Raccoons don't give a damn, are you a German shepherd or a German chocolate cake, either way you are getting messed up.


Raccoons probably helped in WWll against those Germans too.


:keks:


Some of these racoons are probably on crack if I'm honest, if you go out at night you can see a homeless crack addict having a rock fight with a little rock stealing raccoon. They are little crack bandits or maybe little cocaine connoisseurs.


Did he have turtles with different colored bandanas with holes in them around their eyes with him?


I remember a woman was showing interest in me and asked me a bunch of different questions trying to get to know me and eventually she asked "What's your favorite animal?" and I said "Racoon because they are born in the trash and they have little hands made for thievery".... She never spoke to me again after that day. Sad.


:justright:


Sid is so much cooler than these women


I wish this was a joke but its not. It's still sad 🤣
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:shakingeyes:


If I had to have a gun fight with this dude after I dropped him I would go play snake on his corpse 😂

This sounds worse than I meant for it to sound 🤣


Apologies, now. 😂


Sid is so much cooler than there women


No! The girl online that asked me about my guns and my tattoos and my state and city I live in really loves me and isn't an alphabet boy!! 😭😭


:peepogmsign:


If he wins they will just kill him like they killed every other Kennedy with any sort of power in DC.


Mama always said like was like a box of chocolates, you never know which one ya gonna get.


Amethyst is going inbox, outbox, dmbox, private box, search box, local box and your mama box. Hope you like it.
https://video.nostr.build/0bcce8552b1958c36c651d235d0aebdae71be3e70ba3784f628265c86f321f34.mp4


:peeporifle:


It's not looting they are just trying to survive 😂😂😂


A Catholic group came to my door and talked to me about their faith and I listened and they eventually asked me if I was apart of any church in the area and I told them no they then asked for my views and I told them. They looked at me like I was crazy and didn't really ask to know more and said have a good day and visit them sometime. I won't be visiting but kind of them to offer I suppose.


Link to an explanation
https://guides.cakewallet.com/docs/cryptos/bitcoin/#silent-payments


Silent BTC addresses are interesting in nostr:npub1j9qyxka5lck4tw50v7qfrs6gdwczz5ydt7ugqy6nhuva9p6dpy5q8rs2yg


Those things can go straight to hell.
Those things used to spook me out when I was a kid 😂


You believe I inferred that you inferred that from your reply?


The Nothing phone design is sick and I've thought that since the first day I saw it, I think more android ROM's and launchers should take some notes from the Nothing design language.


G'Night 😴


I've been stuck on this one boss for over a week now, I'll probably stream a bit of it just so you all can see my despair lol

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Watch me die over and over again 😂
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test


The State isn't going to save us from the issues they caused.


Those of you on Android do you use a custom launcher or just run default?

#askNostr


:justright:


The upcoming election in the US will solve 0 issues we currently have in the US, the debt will go up regardless of who's in office and the politicians will still choose to fund war over funding their own countries growth and prosperity. The letter next to their name changes very little about policies they will try to push forward. The sooner you realize this the better. The concept of political parties is a scam, they are on the same team. It's the ruling class vs everyone else.


:keks:


If anyone ever says my sandwich is $27 I will start blasting


Kill them and they will never note again 😂
(For legal reasons this is a joke)


I can't seem to sleep past 6ish anymore so I guess GM ☀


#meme #memestr

https://image.nostr.build/f2d0f79ff18eab2a305033e6538fdda5afcdb2986b4be13f5cf67da3247e5888.jpg


When it's necessary sure, but not for everything they do and say.


People say sorry way too much, it's the default in some people it seems.


That's chaotic 😂


I love this


Thought this looked cool whenever I saved it, if I remembered where I got it I would give credit to the creator but Idk honestly.

https://image.nostr.build/cc7719a13742964f7468d2794b33a8a171c31280db036a62ae96ea3aa82fffa8.jpg


People with messy phone home screens on their phone, why do you hate yourself so much?


:peeponani:


GM #nostr ☀


Luckily for me tomorrow is a short shift though.


GN for me gotta wake up early tomorrow for work 😴


Tape a politicians mouth shut


Things are about to get really gay


It's raining and nasty where I'm at but it's still gonna be a good day


Me: I'm gonna lay down for a minute but I'm not gonna sleep, I have to work soon so going to sleep wouldn't make much sense now

Also me: 😴😴😴😴😴


Me: I'm gonna lay down if a minute but I'm not gonna sleep, I have to work soon so going to sleep wouldn't make much sense now

Also me: 😴😴😴😴😴


I knew I was an adult when I started getting excited to go to sleep.


I'm grilling ribs all day at work and that's not in my job title at all 😂


:keks:


No, we run on Dunkin's and we use the Dunkin's to fuel our debt slaves.


I worked 4 hours today, that's literally it. After taxes I pretty much worked for free today.


:shakingeyes:


Danger is my middle name https://image.nostr.build/531958a875dcd2f7c10671f5d3ced99c59eee7ed9279b80cf387be991d47b374.jpg


That's good to know, I would probably use it mostly for going to work if I do end up getting one.


From what I'm seeing most people who have actually used them seem to say similar things about them being pretty underrated. It's hard to get people to agree basically unanimously so that's a good sign.


I'm considering getting one. How would you rate your experience from day to day with it on a scale of 1-10?


Has anyone here ever used an E-bike?

Curious of your thoughts.

#askNostr


And no this doesn't mean General Manager time Karen


It's GM time


🤣
#meme #memestr https://video.nostr.build/e6083390431c73e34b5efc3bbe31561914cfd553e4017f3284d4cbe76b67755c.mp4


Is anyone on here using a foldable android device?

If so can you tell me your experience and maybe some pros and cons?
#askNostr


Again not my point. I'm not speaking of popularity. Even if they are a minority there are still casual laptop/computer users and that's what I'm talking about.


I'm specifically speaking of casual desktop/laptop users, I used the word computer to generalize. It's not evangelism in the slightest. I'm not saying you are wrong about a lot of casual users of computers in the broader sense using phones. My point is specifically talking about casual desktop/laptop users.


That's clearly not my point, I'm talking about desktop/laptop users and I'm speaking of casual users specifically. You can like whatever you want I don't care. I'm saying Linux can do what a casual user needs... That's literally all I'm saying.


You know, when people say computer they aren't talking about a phone in 98% of cases so yes most casual users of a computer are web browser for everything people and the second part is about specialty use cases and saying entertainment is for kids. So I'm not sure what your point is.

For a casual user, Linux is fine. I'm not saying everyone has to use it, I'm saying it works fine. The lie that gets spread that Linux can't do what a casual user needs is a blatant lie.


:justright:


Most computer users use the browser for basically everything so when people say "Linux isn't ready for the masses" they are showing their ignorance, Linux runs a web browser just fine. There are plenty of rock solid stable Linux distributions and the person doesn't even have to mess with a terminal if they don't want to anymore. Though yes the terminal does make things faster. Linux has gaming down pretty well now though not perfect yet but that's mostly a  game development issue not really a Linux issue and office tasks work on Linux as well. So I don't know what more you really need out of a computer especially at a casual user.


Most computer users use the browser for basically everything so when people say "Linux isn't ready for the masses" they are showing their ignorance, Linux runs a web browser just fine. There are plenty of rock solid stable Linux distributions and the person doesn't even have to mess with a terminal if they don't want to anymore. Though yes the terminal does make things faster. Linux has gaming down pretty well now though not perfect yet but that's mostly a  game development issue not really a Linux issue and office tasks work on Linux as well. So I don't know what more you really need your of a computer especially at a casual user.


Most computer users use the browser for basically everything so when people say "Linux isn't ready for the masses" they are showing their ignorance, Linux runs a web browser just fine. There are plenty of rock solid stable Linux distributions and the person doesn't even have to mess with a terminal if they don't want to anymore. Though yes the terminal does make things faster. Linux has gaming down pretty well now though not perfect yet but that's mostly a  game development issue not really a Linux issue and office tasks work on Linux as well. So I don't know what more you really need our of a computer especially at a casual user.


:keks:


Why do people in my city think if I don't speak about my religious or spiritual views that I am automatically an atheist or a satanist 😂

I don't generally speak about my views on things  when it comes to religious or spiritual stuff because in all honesty it doesn't really matter what my views are, I do have a view but my view shouldn't be known by everyone else and my view shouldn't be an influence for anyone else. It's a personal view.

I'm the exact same way with relationships, it's no one's business who I'm with or not with that's between me and them, if the relationship grows then I would also include my family and friends. Why is that so hard for people to understand.

Personal life and personal experience isn't weird, not everything should be public information, and if it ever becomes public information it should only become public when/if i decide to make it public, it's my life. I have the right to share as little or as much as I wish.


Why do people in my city think if I don't speak about your religious or spiritual views that I am automatically an atheist or a satanist 😂

I don't generally speak about my views on things  when it comes to religious or spiritual stuff because in all honesty it doesn't really matter what my views are, I do have a view but my view shouldn't be known by everyone else and my view shouldn't be an influence for anyone else. It's a personal view.

I'm the exact same way with relationships, it's no one's business who I'm with or not with that's between me and them, if the relationship grows then I would also include my family and friends. Why is that so hard for people to understand.

Personal life and personal experience isn't weird, not everything should be public information, and if it ever becomes public information it should only become public when/if i decide to make it public, it's my life. I have the right to share as little or as much as I wish.


That's my street trunk right there!


Street trunk is a term used for elephants from the hood, that's my best guess.


I knew Gandalf was behind 9/11 thats why TSA says "You shall not pass"


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/5fc4d0d8a88821186022e7aa2bd7623049d51636fa8129f7dfc23b0be7824a24.jpg


Привет, как дела?


Exactly 😂


Michael Malice is great


Go so dark you can't see and just feel it out when you are driving 😂


:peepogoose:


Less bad is still bad, less evil is still evil.


My parents do this with me and think they can call me and tell me their phone is doing X, Y or Z thing and I'm supposed to know a simple and quick way to fix it


I read this in the voice of Hulk Hogan and it made it even better lol


Closed my bank account today


:peepogmsign:


:keks:


You ever been so exhausted that being exhausted is exhausting you to the point of exhaustion? I have. I am..... I'm exhausted.


You ever been so exhausted that being exhausting is exhausting you to the point of exhaustion? I have. I am..... I'm exhausted.


Peas on toast is a mortal sin


This is why we had a war, it wasn't about freedom or anything else it was about this abomination.


🐸👋
https://video.nostr.build/5022a463e405d56444761712767be0f85d908bc825a3336307c4594232989e94.mp4


I've never tried them but I would give them a try, I don't have a sting opinion on shoes


nostr:npub1ktt8phjnkfmfrsxrgqpztdjuxk3x6psf80xyray0l3c7pyrln49qhkyhz0 you said don't @ you so I did, I just want to see the repercussions for my actions 😂


I worked all day and want to sleep but I guess I'm not allowed to sleep anymore


Living in apartments absolutely sucks. I have never had any bugs other than an occasional spider in my apartment since I first moved in but now after 2 or 3 days of new neighbors moving in I have bites all over me. Thanks you stupid neighbors who never wash your stuff, I hate your horribly.


One thing is for sure, I will always do things the most painful, slow and most aggravating way by default at least the first time.


:shakingeyes:


That's awful, but why why would you ever for any reason point a loaded gun at yourself.


Indeed, let's see how victorious they are after a good headbutt


If you are ever defeated headbutt your defeater and see who's defeated now.


Bitch *swipe*
Bitch *swipe*
Bitch *swipe*
Hoe *swipe*
Libtard *swipe*
Narcissist *swipe*
Bitch *swipe*

I imagine this is what you are doing 😂


I hate most perfumes honestly, most of them don't smell good most of them smell like cleaning supplies


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/c7da8786ef04e39a89fb273bcf8b809086d3b9ed3a151e92f18aefe47f746ad5.jpg


:peepogmsign:


I don't want to be awake yet but I am so GM☀


In the voice of Randy Jackson: It's gonna be a GN for me dawg🌙


Trust me, it's been a thought of mine for awhile.


:keks:


My dad loves Kung Fu Hustle, I saw it several times because of him 😂


Anyone who likes sleeping in hot weather you are a demon and I don't trust you. I hate hot weather. I would gladly take fall/winter all year.


No they dream of making you life hell for being out of cyan when you want to print in black.


I don't wanna see em
Kissing goblins
Engratiating goblins
In bed with a goblin


:partyblob:


I said "I have investments" to my mother and she said very slowly back to me "in..vest..ments?" and don't know why but I started laughing so hard and she probably thinks I'm insane. I'm not sure why she said it like that but it broke me 😂😂


This looks really cool


Anything can be used for evil, if we are going to start banning things that can be used for evil we would need to start at the source of the evil which is people. No car runs people over without a driver, no gun kills people without a shooter, no knife stabs people without a person stabbing others. The issue isn't the objects it's the operators. Blame who's to blame and stop blaming inanimate objects.


Anything can be used for evil, if we are going to start banning things that can be used for evil we would need to start at the source of the evil which is people. No car runs people over without a driver, no gun kills people with a shooter, no knife stabs people without a person stabbing others. The issue isn't the objects it's the operators. Blame who's to blame and stop blaming inanimate objects.


People cause people problems 99% of the time.


Anything can be used for evil, if we are going to banning things that can be used for evil we would need to start at the source of the evil which is people. No car runs people over without a driver, no gun kills people with a shooter, no knife stabs people without a person stabbing others. The issue isn't the objects it's the operators. Blame who's to blame and stop blaming inanimate objects.


I need a new place to live my neighbors get stupider and stupider the longer I live here.


Blacksmithing always looks so cool anytime I see anyone smithing I'm just like "Hell yeah! 🤙"


I'll take an order of nothing with a side of nothing please


The US has become the red coats now


:shockedpikachu:


Stop lying to me! 😂


People lie about anything and everything and it's the strangest thing.


:keks:


You are both smarter and dumber than you think you are. Yes, at the same time.


Four more years! Pause.

https://v.nostr.build/PArZ.mp4


:partyblob:


I CHEESED IT BUT I WON I DONT CARE SCREW THAT BOSS
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When I'm hard stuck on a boss in a game and giving it my all it never fails that some asian kid can beat it with no effort at all and with very little equipment. I just watched a video of a kid absolutely obliterating a boss I've been stuck on for hours


Why is it on the left side OMG this is so triggering 😂😂


Humanity is greedy I don't think it matters what it is, we as a species want more and more and more always. I think we can curb our greed though but it's a conscious effort.


🤙🤙🤙
https://image.nostr.build/9147d2cb19c27919cb03fd43f0418e6558bbed5a2fd351b33457f024ecd28a4e.jpg


I have officially been awake so long that very common basic things are making me laugh 😂, I have to go to sleep now 😴💤


🎶I see some black mold and I want to paint it...black🎶

this was much better in my head I promise


🤡🤡 double dose of clown I see


When you beat a boss that takes you 10+ attempts to beat you feel amazing (LETS GOOOOOOOO💪)


🌙✨ GN ✨ 🌙


I like single player games 10000000% more than any online game.


GN 💤


Next time I will definitely tell him


For the love of all that is good, all I want to do at work is to do my job and leave.


A dude at my work talked to me my entire shift while I was working and doing everything and I decided I was just going to work faster (hoping that moving around quickly would make him leave me alone) That didn't stop him from following me everywhere and talking about stupid and useless stuff and I never once showed interest in anything he said and he just kept talking.


I have this issue every time I need or want to learn anything so I understand, not just nostr but everything distracts me.


Elden ring is the definition of a love-hate relationship.


:keks:


Basically my name in Elden Ring is KilledACommie and I was just posting to get based points on the internet

https://image.nostr.build/32d2044bf340931cabbb2b53020788cb56e6eb246ffd61f26ca076d2f5569491.jpg


It's not my taste but it doesn't look bad


Fair enough


If you raid my mom's house she's gonna slap you so hard you hate yourself.


He's the snake to my mongoose... Or the mongoose to my snake.. either way it's bad...

~ Dr. Evil


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/7a11c4191d7dfe4d259a985364900eec4f9b5172032e81dfa2f6077987ad22d1.jpg


My mom said that when I was born...she didn't but it was just something funny to say.


This didn't get the attention it deserves 🤣
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:peepogmsign:


I found the Unsheathed Ash of War in Elden Ring and I love it, but I suck with it lol


:partyblob:


I've said it before and I'll say it again though I have very little experience with OpenBSD it has the best logo of all the OS's. I like the pufferfish lol.


I slept for 12 hours. What happened what did I miss and who am I?


GN🌙


I play Elden Ring in very short bursts, I enjoy it more that way, for me it's not the kind of game you play non-stop for hours. Just step away, go to work, come back home, give it a go for a bit if you beat the boss you were stuck on awesome, if not rinse and repeat.


GM


:keks:


Stop saying communism it's commieism from now on


That sounds about right sadly


Some of the worst human beings are old ladies, no I'm not saying all old ladies are bad but in my experience many old ladies are super hateful and unthankful for anything.


Breaks and lunch and all that at my new jobs is so weird and just random


:shockedpikachu:


Wahoo


I fell asleep at my desk and had a dream that someone said pistol brace and it scared me so bad I jumped up and started blasting just to be safe... We are hiring now!


Have you ever been watching a review for a product and like 10mins into the review it's still just someone talking about it and you just wanna grab them by the dang throat and scream "SHOW THE DAMN PRODUCT!"


That seems pretty reasonable but I'm upset at you for not saying 69 just for the meme of it 😂


What are you a demon or something 😂
I love the cold.


I was like uhh I guess this is right and just did things the way they made sense to me, I guess if it's wrong I'll be told.


On my first day of work I was told to work alone with zero training 😂


On my first day of w;rk I was told to work alone with zero training 😂


Bon jour


:peeporifle:


:peepogoose:


:keks:


:chadyes:


They are just on the Paleo diet duh 😂


Those of you with glasses, how do you wear them all day? I have had glasses for years and I've never been able to wear them for longer than maybe an hour at a time.


I probably should be wearing them more often but I can't they are frustrating, I don't think I've ever even worn them outside before now that I'm thinking about it.


You can do it.


Super Mario needs to stop slamming his head into bricks and eating shrooms and being surprised when he sees huge dinosaurs/turtle creatures running around stealing his girlfriend.


I guess we can say you got hammer and sick-led


I second this ☀
nostr:nevent1qqszv7jpc3wr4745sydq88j56lc5lphuxmpvwkr29hnjuxd84zkay0gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyqxsvjqtp3hrhc7f5xn96lntcgy3yf74t06vwlhtvqmm5amkcvqwcqcyqqqqqqgju293x


Life isn't succeed or fail, life is a success + failure loop. You will experience both over the course of your life regardless of how talented or skilled or careful you are. You will not escape either of them.


The 3 letter agency accounts are hilarious to me 🤣


We are the Best of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and we have proudly been serving the United States of America since July 1, 1972
https://video.nostr.build/cd29b1db3ab9e1387f8be96e2480487a8a694b6ebaceb022e6d2d0ae6fe74de7.mp4


The only thing they got wrong is the "atf" it's ATF you must capitalize it.

https://m.primal.net/IDMK.webp


Don't be like the people at Waco, we are just here to help. Also, if you don't let us help we will burn you alive.

https://m.primal.net/IDKp.jpg


As much as I do enjoy the internet(at times), most of the time I view it as a mistake. Well, maybe more accurately I would say we abuse it like a drug or something.


#meme #memestr #comedy
https://video.nostr.build/faf3891f79bc84ac9769efca5ef97d1938603802cdd11d5e93b9f601735b4983.mp4


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/b7c2544b4cdb62d9af22fcea6d302910dcde67dbed71b662653bd3f5d8ef35de.jpg


Stats:
+50 holy damage on hit
+100% damage to undead/demon enemies
-25 maximum ammo count
-30% reload speed


this one's for you nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs https://image.nostr.build/0556906fb6dae503b6bd130ade43224fe8a722172307202c6999e1936b62b170.jpg


I'm not "gold minded" I don't even have much I just think the Bitcoin vs everything else view is dumb. There is value to physical assets. Going 100% digital isn't a good idea. And yes I have Bitcoin.


If the point is to put your value in and be able to pull that much back out gold does that(which is what store of value is). I really don't understand the BTC vs everything else view.


Store of value, gold did what it was supposed to do. It stored value. I don't see the issue.


My best guess is because most people don't keep a phone that long and everyone saves stuff in the "cloud"


https://image.nostr.build/eee5143292908ddd40051f2e6ecb59d34208a22cfac79697f92b536dd09d8fb0.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/cc926ccad9a97b3221082b6309b0328c70f98ec67b0d252b456c8d6e38465314.jpg


If you live in an area with people who are using 12 hour time you basically have to understand the translation because if someone asks the time and you say 14:00 they don't know what it is. Though I agree that 24 hours is just easier.


Wise men never die
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/3f8f6dbafa70e3c55ab6476ddacf5709b58a1b766eaeb56203aca65d018f51a1.jpg


Monero Enjoyer


There is no State.


Wise me never die
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/3f8f6dbafa70e3c55ab6476ddacf5709b58a1b766eaeb56203aca65d018f51a1.jpg


Sometimes I just wanna ooga booga...


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/6583e26bafcd0d2a32b2170b95e64b917d5948ad8d3bfffdc31e74b588492032.jpg


☄☄☄☄☄#catstr https://i.nostr.build/Z5ZJk.gif


Bill Cosby's old stuff is like semi funny at best, his new stuff I can't remember that well, it's like I've been drugged or something...


No no no, this nifty thing is pretty #nostr


I forgot about this AI art I generate a while back
#nostr
https://image.nostr.build/d09c56ffb909340ac562a4f5d9678580ab5e495f93de0912c252e51a1a680a2a.jpg


What's the best/your favorite language translator application?
#askNostr


The image isn't loading, odd.


My first shift was spent in front of a computer being told over and over again about diversity, inclusion and microaggressions 😂
It said saying to a foreigner in the US ("Wow, your English is great! Where are you from?") is a microaggression. On what planet would any not native English speaking person get upset at a native speaker for telling them their English is good and showing interest in them by asking where they are from?


My first shift was spent in front of a computer being told over and over again about diversity, inclusion and microaggressions 😂
It said saying to a foreigner in the US ("Wow, your English is great! Where are you from?") is a microaggression. On planet would any not native English speaking person get upset at a native speaker for telling them their English is good and showing interest in them by asking where they are from?


I will be checking this out at very least in a VM, it's very interesting.


They can buy Remington 870's and blow their brains out. I support this spending 😂


Better than woocoomers


Today is my first day at my new job, hopefully the people i'm working with won't be complete idiots, but i know how that goes lol


:Heart:


I have set a financial goal for the year, gonna see if I can hit it. I'm ready.


Those of you who use primal, what is it about primal that makes you prefer it over other mobile clients?
#askNostr


Less, because I'm more poor now than I was last year.


Good Morning 🌄


This kills me ever time 😂😂
https://video.nostr.build/6a18b42905f5f6fad6433c27c20cbd554e21e1539535691758d8648a7b980e6e.mp4


All of them ruin friendships so they at least have something in common.


As soon as Elon will let me im getting the brain chips I can't wait to listen to powerman 5000 "When Worlds Collide" on repeat against my will in the middle of the night because some kid in India got bored and started hacking stuff.


The nasal singing that the majority of them do is annoying.


I have heard random little sounds in my home all day long. Idk what it is but whatever it is needs to stop or I'm gonna start blasting.


Can't change it back, they literally can't unsee it


lol


I'll DM


Yes I am, one sec


Please 🙏


Anyone have any RSS feeds they enjoy? I'm looking for some good ones.


Is everyone still using traditional banks? Wild times we live in.


I generally laugh in Morse code but with a Spanish or sometimes even German accent just for flair.


In highschool I remember a kid I was kinda friends with (he was black and yes this information is relevant to the story) told me that if he ever burned his chicken he would call the cops and I asked him why call the cops and he said because he's scared of things that are darker than him and also because if the cops beat the burnt chicken maybe they won't beat him. I will never forget that because it was the most out of nowhere thing, like before this we were sitting in silence.


r/dontputyourdickinthat


Correct they can't do anything either, but at least they are harassing the people who took the job to deal with their towns/states political issues. Also a bonus that they are harassing a politician.


Actually I see you now on amethyst but it's pretty late? Huh? Weird.


They should go to their local government buildings and protest.

p.s. I'm not sure why but I never see you on Amethyst? I always have to use a different client to see anything you comment or react with.


Protesting political issues that aren't even in your nation on a college campus makes zero sense. What the fuck do you think your administration is going to do, go do something about governments in other nations? What the hell do you expect to see, your gender studies professors getting outfitted in military gear, grabbing a rifle and dropping in another nation? I just don't understand it. You can protest whatever you wish and where ever you wish(generally speaking) I suppose but it just seems like an odd place in my view.


That's crazy because I failed to believe it


The carnivore crowd can be just as insufferable as vegans at times.


The thinkpad trackpoint is the best way to move a cursor on a laptop, even as a kid I liked it. Trackpads can be good but most of them suck.


Stop buying half completed tech and half developed games from these giant tech companies. If they want your money they should have a finished product, it's one thing to donate for a half baked product to support them but to charge people the price as if it was a complete product is just stupid. I'm not against improvements afterwards by any means I'm against releasing junk and selling it for top dollar and then saying "it will get better in the future". Give me a finished product.


Ok Canadians I understand liking hockey now, can't lie I did enjoy watching some highlights. I might pay a little bit of attention next season.


Ok Canadians I understand liking hockey now, can't like I did enjoy watching some highlights. I might pay a little bit of attention next season.


Homo is Latin right?


I'm just going to start walking past people and saying something random too. Walk past some dude "Sorry, there are chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay"


I can't sit here any longer the NPCS are out in full today and this spot is crawling with them


A mother and her son walked past me and the kid didn't even do anything to me or anything odd and she said "Sorry, he's autistic"


I'm going to go out in the streets one day and yell my political beliefs and see how long it takes for me to get arrested 😂


I'm sitting in public and a dude just yelled "JOE BIDEN 4 MORE YEARS!" And everyone looked at him like he's retarded 😂


Are men allowed to cry?
#askNostr


Are men allowed to cry?
#askNosts


Just shoot me


I love this every time I see it 😂

https://video.nostr.build/c61563348c69a4f6c7a11e055844e9051748ebd08391cf7dbf2c73055b9979cc.mp4


Me when a woman says I look good
#meme #memestr https://image.nostr.build/531958a875dcd2f7c10671f5d3ced99c59eee7ed9279b80cf387be991d47b374.jpg


I don't know how to use that, I barely made what I made lol. I'll get there eventually.


I made a super basic terminal calculator written in ruby and even though it's super super basic and simple and just cli I'm still happy with it, I'm not a god tier coder like many here lol.


For me i think its a lack of discipline honestly


I miss when my brain used to be able to focus long enough to learn something.


Just hit a huge performance milestone on Damus Android. On the cheapest device I could find ($150) you can now scroll infinitely without any performance impact.

https://cdn.jb55.com/s/infinite-scroll-fast.mp4


If it's on my hard drive then it's MY property.


YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!


Just stock Ubuntu + Gnome im guessing or KDE maybe?


So lightweight


Mint is a good one for sure, i plan to check out popOS again when they have the cosmic desktop fully implemented.


I ran Debian for a while and I liked it, I've never used openbox though, all I know about it is that it's super minimal.


The number four is hard for me to say in Russian so I just say один два три four пять 😂


Very true, it's very easy and that a good thing.


I have heard good things about OpenSuse but i've never used it before. I'm on fedora currently.


I'm thinking of sending a letter to the US government, i was thinking maybe something like, The american people are not asking for much just stop being pedos and stop screwing us over at every chance you get. But then i remember that nothing anyone says is going to fix this because if they cared about the people they wouldn't be doing this in the first place.


Both of those are great


Those of you who are using linux as daily computer OS which distribution are you using and why? I'm very curious.
#askNostr


Oh I see


Cashapp does this I think.


That's not a bad thing coffee is a lovely smell


You trying to reverse snort that liquid booger sugar?


The worst financial decision I ever made was to get a credit card before I understood basic economics.


The worst financial decision I ever made was to get a credit card before I understand basic economics.


Get out a defend yourself, start throwing hands 😂


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/5006fdc67e6f3ca05dc8d90a454dab4408d4fc0cafecd5093db7ae5eceee1cc9.mp4


When people say no biggie I send a picture of biggie to them.


GN


My brain both tells me I need to learn new things and improve as a human and also tells me I suck when I make any mistakes and that I should just quit and stop pretending I'm smart enough to learn this (literally anything)


My both tells me I need to learn new things and improve as a human and also tells me I suck when I make any mistakes and that I should just quit and stop pretending I'm smart enough to learn this (literally anything)


My both tells me I need to learn new things and imporve as a human and also tells me I suck when I make any mistakes and that I should just quit and stop pretending I'm smart enough to learn this (literally anything)


I don't understand the people getting irritated over it, I disagree with your view but it doesn't bother me that it's your view. To each his own. 🤙


ANOUNCEMENT: first release of ngit and gitworkshop.dev
i'd love your feedback, its really easy for repository maintainers to try out.
https://image.nostr.build/4dccab32e17a36f93f0192cfff0844a91166dc3bbbfdca676c03aa6e1e8c325e.png
https://gitworkshop.dev treat it as alpha


I disagree but to each their own.


I don't hate the games, I hate the people around the games. So I will continue to play, ill probably just start playing single player games exclusively.


I'm not 100% sure what this means but I think you are saying stop playing and I did for a very long time and I just recently started trying to play again.


I hate the entire community around gaming.


Take Adderall 😂


Looking at Bitcoin legal action, I'd say the need for Nostr-based GitHub is likely here sooner than later.


I wish you the best of luck in your career change


oops accidentally transmitted some money without a license #zapathon


You can't keep getting away with this 😭


Some of you have never bit into a pizza roll so hot you experienced Hell fire when you were a kid and it shows.


It seems pretty interesting and I might play around with it on a virtual machine or something, I decided to go with Fedora.


Why aren't you encrypting your drives?


I decided to be boring and go with Fedora
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I have never used it, I'll give it a look.


No thanks, I'm not a fan of arch based distribution. I always have issues with them.


I might mess around and wipe out my Debian install in my laptop and try something else


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/e16e8eef696ec885d76bffb32013aa9d3b518975d99959db43f5cd1d04a0c54e.jpg


Cryptography doesn't solve bad government.
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Bitcoin doesnt fix this.

People do.


Any Nostr client I try has my correct profile info (updated lightning links) but looks like njump.me still has my old profile cached.

Anyone know if there's a way to force a refresh?


I've had so much water today that I feel sick 😂
I like water too much maybe


Take me with you while you are fighting I'll shit in his yard, so even if we don't win we will leave our mark


They don't know how much shit I'm capable of


If you know where your enemy lives why not shit in their front lawn?


Just burp into the mic 😂


Why not make rocky mountain oysters and celebrate 😂😂


New person joining nostr: let’s see what this place is all about 🤔

Nostr: https://i.nostr.build/WGARL.jpg


Give me liberty or give me a false sense of security.


Alex Jones said it was just the frogs


Give me liberty of give me a false sense of security.


You hit the acid too hard


Anyway, *closes the door*


I got a-peppered though


Spicy grape juice makes me feel funny


People like to bitch back and forth to see who comes out to be the bigger bitch 😂


Yes but freaking out and losing your mind over it isn't helping anything. Tools exist, more tools will be made. Again, discussion is useful doom and gloom isn't.


So much doom and gloom. Omg a wallet is going away from one region oh no everything is falling apart I'm gonna have to put my children up for adoption on my lord. Guys, we are good, chill. There are other options and there will be more options in the near future. Discussion is useful doom and gloom isn't.


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/90b681d12f96f9f63268c9f6de6ec69175fcaee75fe5e8217d88a51b9d7d665b.jpg


I had a relative literally say "you poor thing" because I'm drinking water and not like sweet tea or something sort of soda?


I don't want diseases 😂


I found nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424


No it was payment for my lost sleep


Yes, turn it down, I can't sleep well.


That's you?


Stop doxing my home


I can read it fine, did you eat the stew?


#meme #memestr
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#meme #memestr
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People are putting things in both so I can see how people could mix that up 😂


Good morning #nostr 🌞


Level 3 plates and a cup of coffee but keep the coffee behind the plates


I wish I could use the word apothecary more regularly, I like that word I can't explain why I like it.


My parents had an idea and that idea was me. I was the idea not the ideal idea but the love me anyway... I think.


I found no one and now I'm lost in the woods


I'll take another look and report back


Cardi B says "I make money moves"


Where did Derek Ross go?


Who's Erik Moss?


Oh? Hmm.


ATTENTION CARNIVORES 🥩 : Nationally acclaimed Meat & Seafood Company Beck & Bulow is now accepting #Bitcoin onchain & Lightning payments both in store & online 🙌

They are accepting orders online & ship to all 50 states.

https://www.beckandbulow.com/

When I first found their butcher shop last summer, I asked to pay in BTC at checkout, because, on seeing the quality of their huge selection, I knew I would be ordering all my meat from them.

At the time, the team didn't have a good way to accept BTC, so...

we took a low-time preference approach.

Over the course of the next 8 months, the staff & I became good friends. I went to their carnivore meetup, we went shooting together, & I grabbed lunch with the owners to talk more about BTC infrastructure options for merchants.

Importantly, I never pressured them to do anything. We just kept the conversation rolling in person and over text. As time went on and BTC appreciated in price, their urgency grew.

Here is a testament to their conviction, they are not only accepting BTC, but...

#Bitcoin is now a cornerstone of their employee 401k plan. The company has committed to hold all payments made in BTC, online or in the store, indefinitely in cold storage.

Craziest of all, the company has put 20% of their treasury reserves into #Bitcoin 🤯

They began by selling meat door to door & at farmers' markets. A serendipitous series of events led to the co-founders acquiring a buffalo ranch in New Mexico.

Through proof of work their meats are now in over 1,000 restaurants & stores in New Mexico.

My challenge to you carnivores is to visit them online & give them a warm welcome to the #Bitcoin community by trying their amazing products!

https://www.beckandbulow.com/

Let's test the strength of their payment processor IBEX 😁

Read more about this amazing team and their new #Bitcoin offering at nostr:npub1t8a7uumfmam38kal4xaakzyjccht4y5jxfs4cmlj0p768pxtwu8skh56yu here:

https://bitcoinmagazine.com/business/meat-and-seafood-company-beck-bulow-adopts-bitcoin-as-a-treasury-reserve-asset

Gradually, then suddenly folks.

PS: Among my favorite products they sell:

-Local Free Range Bison
-Local Free Range Beef
-Wagyu (unreal quality)
-Angus / Wagyu Hybrid
-Elk
-Wild Boar
-Lamb
-Poultry
-Local Tallow
-Eggs
-Euro Style Salted Butter
-Fresh Lobster
-Many types of wild-caught fish
-Excellent Cheese
-Raw Milk
-and much more... https://i.nostr.build/nWwGa.jpg https://i.nostr.build/0jmLM.jpg https://i.nostr.build/2R5dX.jpg https://i.nostr.build/LeOoD.png https://i.nostr.build/q6Vrd.webp


I'm an anarchist. But I think crying about the government non-stop online is just exhausting and frankly pointless. Don't get me wrong, I very much so dislike the government, there are plenty of examples of them doing horrible things. There are plenty of examples of them being awful and I just generally disagree with them on 99.999% of things. But I don't want my entire life's focus/ identity to be my political views though yes im sure I will say things from time to time. I want to enjoy my life. I enjoy memes. I enjoy joking around with people here on #nostr . I enjoy general communication with many of you here. Lastly, I would like to say please do not allow politics and or your political views to become your entire life, it kills all the enjoyment in life.

P.S. Enjoy life 🤙


Because I don't dislike the country.


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/b7e8a6e7150e94ebe396bf8e975444daa9c0c4301fe6636b7987373ac1860b89.jpg


You enjoy life, even when its not perfect.


You made yourself hungry by saying EAD? I'm not judging, just saying.


No thanks, I'm not hungry.


What's EAD?


You just spoke an old archaic language I can't understand


I'm beyond jealous of those of you who got to watch computer technology go from basically non existent to what we have today.


I found a penny in my pocket in the laundry did I launder money? 😳


My people are calling me to the homeland


I need you to stop, im going to cry in rapid fire assault weapon language


I'm just here because other people were here and now I'm fully invested in what I'm not sure I know anything about.


You Silly Billys think that privacy is a crime, how cute and quirky of you


**System overload** reverting back to English lol


Способа 🤙


GM ☀
доброе утро ☀


Anyone ever used these books for learning languages?
https://image.nostr.build/56f48da90df1da8014b81bb582a49d9ec707ef74caeb7cbe9bfd90aa3614c5ca.jpg


GN 😴
Споки ноки 😴


Don't tell them that, now I can't steal wallets anymore 😭 😂😂


Prepare for the Wild West that is #nostr 🤙


Oops #askNostr


I don't care if you like what they said they are allowed to say it, if you have to block them to deal with it so be it, but they absolutely are allowed to say it. It may be ignorant, it maybe be flat out stupid but they can say it.


This document is a test of docstr.app

`<?php echo 'Hello World!'; ?>`


Don't get me wrong I don't dislike Joe Rogan but can you imagine you are his child and you get hurt and his first response is "Have you tried DMT?" 😂


Every time is hot beverage time 🤙


I haven't but I will look into that.


I'm anti commie but I'm interested in commie history. I find that time period in general interesting.


At some point what we say online and what we wish for and say we fight for will have to be taken to the real world and that scares everyone. It's not wrong to be scared, but it is wrong to allow fear to control you. I'm saying this just as much to myself as I am saying it to anyone else.


I would like to add I am interested in learning other languages as a native English speaker but I do have to say the intensive doesn't seem to really be there mostly because it's so easy to default back to English where with basically everyone


It seems that native English speakers generally don't learn other languages, but everyone else seems to, is this because English is kinda the default of the world at this point or it is something else?
#askNostr


I'm not in school 😏


Can you buy tar and feathers online? Asking for a school project.


*by

Wouldn't be #nostr without typos


"Privacy is used my criminals"

Criminals also drink water 'tardo wanna ban that too?


The US is being piss babies about privacy again.


It beats Europe and Asia. I can at least shoot myself when I want to 😂


arguing you don’t need privacy because you have nothing to hide

is the same as saying

you don’t need free speech because you have nothing to say.


Privacy is not a crime.


IDK why that's double but I like it


I salute you good sir
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#Bitcoin privacy is under attack, but you guys are freaking out over jpgs.


Always have been


If I pay you will you promote my product, my product is shitposting mostly 😂


Thank you 🙏


Oh I see


Very view bitcoiners seem to think this way sadly.


What did they do? Is there a link or something?


I got in trouble one time at an old job for calling my coworker autistic (he actually was) so we started saying acoustic. So I'll say, you are acoustic.


Normalize getting the gang together and hopping in a boat and going on a voyage across the seas in search for treasures 🏴☠


My note is very simple, FAFO

That's the whole note.


It's 4:34am for me, I don't know if it's good morning or if it's ill be asleep again in 5 mins.


Don't tell me what to do 😂


https://ngit.happytavern.co should now be properly deployed.


Exactly


Twins and triplets only exist if the fathers dong stuttered, boy started repeating the same thing for a minute there.


I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends; it works its way inside
If the pain goes on… A-a-a-ah!

~ Slipknot


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/63d2f69d4d68122b56597620e6d90ef00acd4958b7af655e5204dc2be3e0d8af.jpg


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/52cb8a17d9404162fea0ba91ceeb8845dec4f4f5caca1292b4afb5129f9dec4f.mp4


Sometimes it's not enough to just commit A crime, sometimes you have to commit THE crime.

(I don't know what I'm talking about)


Saving the world, one vote at a time. 😂

https://m.primal.net/HzHM.png


I'm Gen Z, it's not accurate because it's saying an entire generation is stressed because of email. I'm stressed because the economy is trash and the likelihood of me ever being able to own any property at all without having to get massive loans to do so is all but gone. I don't care about emails at all.


This headline is inaccurate.


Shit I'll do it for you and split it 50/50 with ya.


It wouldn't be #nostr without typos


Woody from Toy Story is famous for saying "There's a snake in my boot" but they never explain what Woody means by this or how the snake got in said boot. Woody shit his pants and the "snake" slid down his leg into his boot.

 https://image.nostr.build/854703016a0bdbd98996af3c136c9078d8d5025d2872f123a3bfc3a4b83dc1be.jpg


Woody from Toy Story is famous for saying "There's a snake in my boot" but they never explain what Woody means by this or how the snake got in said boot. Woody shit his pants and the "snake" slid down his leg into his boat.

 https://image.nostr.build/854703016a0bdbd98996af3c136c9078d8d5025d2872f123a3bfc3a4b83dc1be.jpg


Not for me but I'm cool with more options for others


There are MF's that know like 10 languages well enough to talk themselves out of any situations and I'm over here like uhh me no Spanish very well, my papa will pay mucho moneyo don't let friendo kill me please.


I've had kidney stones, I've been lucky and never passed them my body just dissolved them. Happy you don't have to deal with it now, I know that pain.


I just mean in general, anyone who has learned a language other than their native.


Those of you that have learned languages on your own, how?
#askNostr


An older black lady called me sweetheart when i was 5 or 6 and i'm still running off that energy.


Things started getting crazy in the world right when the Twilight book series got turned into movies and the vampires looked like they were on their way to a gay bar when they were in the sun light, you know all sparkly and stuff.


Woah there buddy, you seem to be scrolling past the speed limit, you need to slow down, stay safe out there cowboy. 🤠


GM ☀


There is a song made for you I believe

https://youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg?si=qP8zOZKP0Z7yagWK


Dinosaur Island(I call Australia this) has possibly the most authoritarian government in the western world. Canada seems to be competing for the spot though.


I was testing PoW notes, I don't think I fully understand, but I'll figure it out in the future I'm sure.


Test


nostr:npub1494rtg3ygq4cqawymgs0q3mcj6hucvu4kmadv03s5ey2sg32df5shtzmp0 sent me a link, I'm specifically asking about PoW notes, not PoW as a whole.


Yes but PoW notes


Can someone explain or link me to something explaining PoW notes?


I'm using Nostrudel now and I all ready like it 🤙


Start robbing the customers its a reverse hold up. "I SAID YOU ARE BUYING TWO NOW PUT THE MONEY ON THE COUNTER... Thank you have a good day" That will maybe boost revenue... idk just spit-balling.


Whats your favorite #nostr desktop web client? asking for a friend, my friend is myself, i lied about the friend part... im sorry.


Exactly, you just think what the hell lol


My favorite part of society is when you walk past people and hear a very small part of the conversation and you obviously have no context and it either sounds very funny or absolutely horrible lol


My friend worked at a pizza place and he did the exact same thing lol


A friend of mine in the past called me in tears because of this, and if I was a good friend I would have shown sympathy but I cryind laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 😂😂


What's your favorite crime?


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/62f1479ba8657609e41b8e2e280692bffdd685eb09cb7a265aae38ea56defc1b.mp4


Your hard money is no match for my hard co..... Anyway 😂


Your gun means almost nothing if walking up a flight of stairs makes you sweat profusely and breath heavy. You don't have to be the most fit person in the world or anything just do something to keep yourself at least in ok shape.


I'm bullish on bullshit


If you read it you have poor compression skills, nothing he said was wrong or bad in anyway. Disadvantage people can be anyone, it's not racial in anyway. You are the reason race came up.


I was just honest, I wasn't trying to be funny but if it got me hired I'll take it


The dude interviewing me laughed very hard when he asked why do you think you are a good fit for this job and I said "You need a worker, I have experience with this and I need a paycheck"


Got hired, they don't know when I'll start though.


I'm offended


If you blink hard enough I'm sure it's achievable


I tasted the number 303 and the color blue sounded like a ray of sunshine


Fun Fact: Put your ear buds in upside down to hear things upside down


Yeah, we had no idea you were here before, thanks for letting us know 😂


I just learned that cities around the US have had "Police awareness days" 😂😂


GM☀


After looking at it Slovio makes sense. It seems like an easier way for even a non slav to get into slavic languages as well. Pretty cool honestly.


I've never heard of it, I'll give it a look out of curiosity


Doesn't seem like it would help with something like Russian, maybe Spanish or European languages though, I could see that.


GM #nostr ☀


My interview is in about 11 hours and I'm not really nervous, I'm more just wishing I could know the outcome, I don't know, maybe that's a form of being nervous.


I didn't dislike it when I used it, but it wasn't particularly special either. I would rather just keep it simple and use Debian.


I want a nostr cerakoted handgun


nsa agents logging into nostr for the first time https://i.nostr.build/EndWk.jpg


If I replace #Windows with #Linux on my #Microsoft Surface Laptop Studio will my touchscreen still work for touch with finger as well as my pen?
#AskNostr


It would probably depend on the distro, but I wouldn't count on it. I'm sure there is a list somewhere online if linux distro that have implemented touchscreen.


I'm the exact same I get in and get out, I'm not trying to waste time there. And the people who walk around in a wall formation (3 or more people side by side as if they are playing defense) irritate me.


Well all of them, but income tax seems to stand out a bit.


English filled the role that Esperanto was seeking to fill it seems.


Do you think learning Esperanto is pointless and a waste of time?

(I'm not learning it, just a random question.)


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/3a0ee1fafb2aef6b13905f50684b2c790f1885fe31697169d7775918698a6472.jpg


You don't understand what those turtles took from him, passion and rage burn in his little Italian heart


I'm going to get violent


Scare*


I grabbed my gun and turned around so quickly, don't scan me like that we don't play that tyrant stuff around here lol


That cats jump has me in tears 😂
#meme #memestr

https://video.nostr.build/9b24057173d96c43784128342299df48b8a51325edf1e021845a06f940e4b7f6.mp4


I don't use dating apps but men will see this and think "hell yeah"


Go lift weights for as little as 15 mins, doesn't even have to be a lot. Just move, that's the main thing. Future you will thank past you. Make yourself happy.


Sometimes I get on #nostr and my nose turns into a big red circle and I just clown around 🤡


Caesar only spoke salad 🥗


up


left


Next time just say "I'm old" 😂😂

Kidding, but that's actually crazy to think of anything being that cheap now.


🫡
https://image.nostr.build/01169d8e64e3ae2c686d55c04d64e965b479638121c90297c99d2c5c8929d4ac.jpg


That's a fun Tuesday night


*Fluoride makes me where I can't type so good as well


My dad didn't take it easy on me in KoF '98 on Dreamcast when I was a very small kid and that's why I'm very unhinged now.

(This is a joke, I'm unhinged because I'm addicted to floride)


The sun from the Teletubbies loves me and you can't tell me otherwise


Obsession over politics and politicians will kill you. We all pretty much agree they are a bunch of bastards with out hearts and without souls, what's left to discuss?


GM☀


I'm gonna be honest, I respect your opinion.


I only like lettuce in salads, I never like tomatos and I only like onions when they are deep fried.


I'm gonna be honest, I dont like tomatoes, lettuce or onions on a burger.


I think everybody knows a young man who they know at best he's gonna be a drunk driver


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/a4362dc477eeb43c549b7e867d455c58d13ebc52956027446492f4847cab221a.mp4


I know that means hug and fist bump but I'm going to read it as hug and punch 😂


GM 🔆


I wanna shoot it from a distance just in case something pops out of it or tries to steal my soul


What do you criticize about Monero?


Some of you have never fell off a roof before and it shows.


What are you calling this album?
#askNostr

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Most people when they wake up say GM is Coffee Time or something kind and innocent. I say "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa NO, NO...... fine I'm up" may or may not be a direct quote.

Anyway, GM ☀


It's just as easy to use as Bitcoin, I don't see how you could have had issues unless you were using a crappy wallet UI or something I guess.


No no it's IKEA not Ukraine 😂
 https://image.nostr.build/2583cd9ca69a5b372d8dff1801f1b0a7330cacefb6d7f5c98d197f0da85aa8e2.jpg


My dad uses emojis wrong, he will say something like "On my way 🪦🤮🤠" so I told him to stop using emojis 😂


Glad it's not just me.


Work out complete, im dying


If I did any of that I would die instantly 😂


When i drink Monster I either get the jitters or I crash super fast


Are you a biometrics to unlock kind of person, a pin to unlock kind of person or a passphrase to unlock kind of person?
(I'm not a fed, don't call me a fed ill cry)
#askNostr


Hell yeah, Free plastic!


Yep


If you don't stop making sense I'm gonna have to commit a crime