Are thre any nostr mobile clients with slow connections speeds in mind?


I moved and the internet speed where I'm currently living is less than 1MB/s soooooo I'll be doing next to nothing online it seems.


:PepeHands:


Probably not many, if any.


Unplugged every electronic device in the house, now time to sleep 😴


Root beer is fantastic, definitely not healthy but turn up is what I say to that 😂


Sometimes the best you can do is just say OOF and keep on going


I want hoodie weather


:RedHeart:


Don't like ReplyGuy want him to go ReplyBye


Orange chicken is sad because it doesn't even taste like the orange crayon I ate in kindergarten.


I've never used headphones like that but I always hear they are surprisingly good


The more you think about yourself the more miserable you will be.


I once was sitting next to a friend in a movie theatre and they asked me when the movie starts, and with a straight face I said 10:60 and they were like "Oh cool ....*double take*.... what? what did you just say?" 😂

Moral of the story is keep people on their toes.


:peepokek:


Giving to others doesn't mean you aren't still selfish, many people give for selfish reasons. Give with intent to help others without expecting anything in return, you are sacrificing your money/time for others. Your ego will 100% try to hijack your good deed to make you praise yourself internally, just deny it, reject it. Praise be to God.


Double checking is fine but dang dude 😂


A man outside just remote locked his car like 45 times 🤣🤣


https://nostpic.com/media/04c960497af618ae18f5147b3e5c309ef3d8a6251768a1c0820e02c93768cc3b/fc23f50a97ab90c1bed13bac3417537215dc5c04ba0d94ff0163aafce3c3be74.webp

#SillynessKicking


Seeing so much hashtag abuse. Hashtags becoming useless.


ReplyGuy was kinda funny for a little bit then it was just slightly annoying now it's a menace.


You just opened your #nostr client of choice and saw something very questionable https://nostrcheck.me/media/bf41becc8831e7315d9a99f83f11690999605fbb59474234f091a61613dc5991/0acf0232a8fdd7a44882d07980fe7d3fabe1457e88a0d264f3d5100d8ca0d3e2.webp


Well get it off the table that's where I keep my snack cakes and chips and mountain dew 😂


99.9% of the time that someone says to a veteran "thank you for your service" it seems so forced and I've noticed that most of the veterans just hand wave it anyway. I don't think most veterans want to be praised. I could be wrong that's just what I've noticed

Veterans feel free to give your input, maybe I'm wrong here.


I've never even heard of spindrift but I'll try it one day.


I think I would like arsenic more than la croix 🤣


:RedHeart:


I can't stand them, something about them makes me just feel yucky. I'll stick with just normal water.


Do people actually like La Croix?


Be sure to water your body, drink up you little H2O hoes 💧


It hardly needs to be said, but if you were born in the U.S. after about 1975...don't count on getting a single penny back from the "Social Security" Administration.


:peepokek:


:PepeBruh:


Say you are sorry right now! 😂


This is what is my brain the moment I hear all the racket lol, trying to do better with it but it's probably one of my biggest gripes
https://nostrcheck.me/media/bf41becc8831e7315d9a99f83f11690999605fbb59474234f091a61613dc5991/7a71e6c3624121569dd52553b70f5bb08934f755b35e03d46e10df183a50c851.webp


The sound if loud cars, trucks, trains and planes all annoy me to no end.


The sound if loud cars, trucks, trains and plans all annoy me to no end.


I have 4 hours of it GM


IC | XC
-----------
NI | KA


Glory to God!


Women should be willing to take care of people they supposedly love the same way Men should be willing to support and physically defend the people he supposedly loves.


I should be sleeping, it's nearly 5am lol but I installed KoReader and it's pretty cool to be able to pick my top, bottom, left and right margins specifically as well as the font that I want.


I'm saying this just as much to myself as I am to anyone else.


How to treat people 101:

They are mean to you, do your best to be kind anyway.

They are kind to you, return kindness.


:RedHeart:


Is there a feature that specifically stands out to you? Like a killer feature?


Have any of you installed KOReader on an E-Reader? Curious if you think it's worth the hassle or not?


Thank you for your service.


nostr:nprofile1qqs9ajjs5p904ml92evlkayppdpx2n3zdrq6ejnw2wqphxrzmd62swspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuvrcvd5xzapwvdhk6qgdwaehxw309aukzcn49ekk2qg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0vwuavy Is pretty slick


:peepokek:


Hear me out, this is wild but what if we held people responsible for their actions and not the tools used in the action? Wouldn't that be crazy?  🤯🤯


Did you guys every stop to think maybe when people say "No cap" they really mean they are without a hat?


Put me in the spastic category please.


If I spell this one day and this is wrong I'm going to be very upset at you.


I wonder what TV static smells like


I think you get double points or something if you do this


If at first you don't succeed, cry about it that will definitely fix your situation


I saw an advertisement for a donut place and I was reminded that I haven't had donuts in a long time.


Tell the truth and your life will become way more simple. Tell the truth to other and to yourself.


My grandmother works at a goodwill, is disabled, makes more than minimum wage.

I won't say that Goodwill doesn't have shady practices but I know for a fact that your first point is false.


OB/CD
#meme
https://image.nostr.build/30871167bd38d3361cf74ccd39f21fa26c96548bef1eb4963a90fc14e5bd9a99.jpg


:RedHeart:


Glory to God!


Why is 95%+ of modern popular music about being a complete degenerate and being proud of it?


I refuse to watch it.


US politicians spend 99% of their time trashing talking the other side and less than if even 1% of the time actually doing what they were hired to do.


Being able to accept that you are not perfect and that you make mistakes isn't an easy thing but it seems to me to be a very critical thing to being more joyful and happy. Its also important to remember that in saying that you are not justifying it but you are acknowledging it and coming to terms with it.


Humans have always been omnivores.


#meme #biblicallyaccurate
https://image.nostr.build/685587fffe9474974160ea747dc496a61708e723f1c5b91729d690135e4758b3.jpg


In other words, you shouldn't have to tell people you are a good person, it should be evident in your daily life and in your interactions with others.


Just because you say you are something doesn't mean you are, many people claim to be good people but their actions say other wise for example. Saying that you are something only matters when your actions and or life style back that up.


:peepokek:


I slept way longer than I meant to, my alarm didn't even wake me up lol


Animals should be treaded with respect regardless of your choice of diet. Respect life. Don't abuse living things.


Oh my gorsh, things are gettin' wild


JavaScript is bad at itself, it's ok.


A timeline full of death and neglected pets seems sad to me lol


This is way more funny to me than it should be https://image.nostr.build/7cbeeda8a4d87aa98eab29e9c79c80440b8a9ad6822c9a09b6a75700dec9975f.jpg


:RedHeart:


This is a note, noted.


Say sorry, you made me feel inferior 🤣


Dylan needs to chill out
#meme

https://m.primal.net/KkGj.webp


I don't require a phone number or email, but I don't want any of your organs, you keep them.


Asking others for help is harder than anything else for me.


I get two things out of doing it this way, Firstly I get silence (which I very much appreciate and enjoy) but Secondly and more importantly I'm training myself to sacrifice (sacrificing sleep for a deeper understanding in my case) when it seems necessary.


I do most of my learning when my town sleeps.


What's your favorite mobile #nostr client currently?
#askNostr


It seems the world is made up of everything I understand and everything I don't understand simultaneously.


I disagree and I hate you now
(Kidding 😂😝)


I'm weak


Life gets wild and hectic at times but it's not over unless you give up.


:peepokek:


Sick art my dude


Not liking taxes isn't a new thing, citizens have hated them in every civilization where it's been implemented in history as well.


Any of you remember the thumb dudes from Spy Kids? When I was a kid those things freaked me out honestly 😂


:RedHeart:


ReplyGuy is a big ol' dummy


Money is a tool, many treat it as a god.


I can't believe VPN companies still try to lie to people about what a VPN is and somehow get away with it.


I have had what I wanted and I was unhappy, I am losing it all and I am more happy than I've ever been.

Goodnight🌙


I've decided I want to get a tattoo removed when I have the means and I'm only putting this on nostr because I have a tendency to look through my past notes as a form of reflection and this will serve as a reminder.


When you think of the great men of the past how many of them are absolutely ripped super aggressive and violent. Almost zero, because that's not what a man is. A man is being capable of violence but resisting it unless absolutely necessary, a man is caring for his family, a man commits to things and is loyal to them (his wife and family for example) don't let the stupid internet "Alpha" stuff trick you.


Happy for both of you


PGP: b788cec5e350fbf788b23495d8f12b84d478f9bd

XMR:
866mnWjzbVogiT6j5cYLyGZLQghi4i5u7FVqKspt4QYd7Eb9yEJbZey98kQdauE2kRBiBcdVSZgPJSSLyLDABD8sAZACDXU


Giving isn't about making yourself feel good. Just give and go about your day, if you are doing it for an ego boost you are doing it in selfishness and if you do it and talk about it to others you are doing it for an ego boost from other peoples praises.


If words are violents then my stupid ass neighbors who sit out in their car blasting music into the night have full on declared war on me. It wouldn't be nearly as infuriating if they didn't have the bass cranked up to 10 billion. I absolutely HATE it.


Ophamim are often called Throne


Biblical Angels are wild
#angels

https://image.nostr.build/6d7685e18f25b2dcba656490ea8c7d9208c29bb925973b186d0a8f82863b0d79.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/3a39be69c07d4b279cbbe055d5b264a12d680c6ac8c0e4fe3eda137e736038e4.jpg


Biblical Angels are wild

https://image.nostr.build/6d7685e18f25b2dcba656490ea8c7d9208c29bb925973b186d0a8f82863b0d79.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/3a39be69c07d4b279cbbe055d5b264a12d680c6ac8c0e4fe3eda137e736038e4.jpg


:peepokek:


If there are birds in the area they are hypocrites


If the webs are radioactive webs from a radioactive spider your cat will probably be saving the people in New York City in the next few weeks.


:RedHeart:


Silence is comfortable to me and I don't understand those of you who need noise 24/7

Sit in silence, sit still, just be.

For the religious its a good time to orient yourself back towards God as well.

For the non-religious it's a good time to calm your mind and allow your mind time to stop or at least slow down.


https://cdn.satellite.earth/0b11dd00e18d7d9ac21bade1f61aa06efbf6bfb2a6c6200fac532ba9e78b04f4.jpg
#meme #memes


You are going to make mutant voles, and I'll pray for your soul lol


I don't like how society at large tells everyone "there is nothing to be ashamed of" there absolutely are things you should feel shame for.


10/10 pigs agree with this message.


I like how picture one says "What are you looking at?" And picture two says "No shame in my game" 😂


#gpg is downright incredible.


Remember that just because you can do something doesn't mean you should, not all urges and desires are beneficial.


I can't reason with this for some reason lol


#Nostr sounds like a fatty if you ask me.


Give me some feedback about amber and citrine, the good and the bad.


I hope you all get to experience a peaceful day today.


i wonder if he knows how right he is 😂 😂 😂
https://image.nostr.build/714a4d6a4121ef54194c867f653e8164aef7f0dcbaf16b8255ab4a9c37b19d11.png


:peepokek:


Morality > Laws


#prayerchain activate!
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Read stuff. Rather it's your Holy Book, History books, Sci-fi books, just anything. Read, you don't have to even read a ton just read a chapter or a few verses a day the case of holy books even. Just read. Please, for your own sake and for the sake of the next generations. Read.


:RedHeart:


hey nostr:nprofile1qqstxwlea9ah3u6kjjszu6a7lrnhqkfh8eptp2z6v0e9558tlkkl2rgpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59u4kl3vp

I recently had to get a new phone and cannot access my old one. I want to retrieve the sats from my minibits wallet using the same seed, but after about 30 minutes of increasing the recovery indexes I still haven't found any sats.

Any way to make the recovery faster or automatically sweep a wide range of indexes?

Thanks,
Tybbs


Game of Thrones sounds like a medieval game of musical chairs.


People who inhale muffle exhaust make more sense than me most of the time.


They are gonna break the only rule, with that many women involved, everyone will know in the next 12 mins


You should try a toaster strudel next


Childhood was tater tots, hairspray and a lighter and ding dong ditching for some of you little funky monkeys.


I'll take 12 please.


I'm not currently using Garnet so no sadly.


You don't have a Lightning address


I'm not even mad about this. I accept the rejection of my terms.


You forgot something


Did you just Uno reverse card me?


First 3 people to say "Zap ⚡" in the comments get zapped.


Copyright means you have the right to copy and you can't convince me otherwise


Disagreeing ≠ Hating


What you didn't know was that HOA really means Hoes on Acid, so that's why you can't paint your fence because it messes with their trip and they don't like that.


What you didn't know was that HOA really means Hoes on Acid, so that's why you can't paint your fence because it messes with their trip and they don't liki that.


:RedHeart:


I don't know if I'm a fan, but I do find hockey more entertaining than most other sports.


No but it does make it hurt even more


No but it doesn't make it hurt even more


The worst part is if you try to tell them they are wrong they will dab on you and then start hitting that floss dance.


Kids today are going to grow up and say "Fortnite was a classic, one of the greats" and knowing this kinda hurts my feelings a little bit 😂😂


Words are images


I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed 😂


Get back here, I'm trying to put a price tag on you 😂


:peepokek:


KAMEHAMAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Dude thats Sesame Street


When I scream at the top of my lungs my hair doesn't change colors and yelling my attacks doesn't make them happen, I think you might be wrong sir.


When I scream at the top of my lungs my hair doesn't change colors any telling my attacks doesn't make them happen, I think you might be wrong sir.


I have this idea that all children when they are born should be given an adjective that is an alliteration with their name. For example (Jumbo Johnathan, Brave Bobby, Stinky Steven, Wacky William) something like that.


You win


I wanna play cat reactions too
 https://nostr-chat-bucket.oss-cn-hongkong.aliyuncs.com/images/1724902184011294IMG_20240828222936695.jpg


You do not have see eye to eye with someone to respect and value them as a human being. Be kind.


:RedHeart:


Dora used to make me angry, "Where's the river?" When she's literally standing on the river bank. ITS RIGHT THERE DORA OPEN YOUR EYES! THE RIVER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! then she has the audacity to say "That's correct!" Duuuude...


Very nice!


Things are going to get better


Saving windshield pepe idea in memory bank💾


I felt this is my soul 🍞🧀🍞


I don't understand Sloths, how are they a thing


Dang, oh well 😂


Michael Malice is hilarious and also generally spot on


That brave cat will be remembered 🫡


My back is in pain and all I did was sleep, I am understanding old people better each and everyday lol


They aren't hookers, they really love me ok! 😂


You shouldn't call out a man on his stick like that, kind of messed up man.


This is why hockey is better


Yeah that needs to stop, you don't have to agree with people on everything to still welcome them to using the protocol


God save the voles!


Dude the orange tip makes me think "It's Nerf or Nothing!"😂


The internet killed a part of humanity rather by accident or on purpose.


Me learning to live with myself
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The whole earth is a living icon of the face of God.

~ St. John of Damascus


If you handed me a piece of paper and said in two words write down  how would you describe happiness, I would write, Grilled Cheese.


Step 1: Get a PGP key
Step 2: Profit
🔐


I'll pass


Roses are red, Violets are violet, say that again and I'll get f****** violent.

(I'm calm as can be, this is just funny to me)


All you do is say sorry if you are in debt and they just pat you on the back and say "It's ok I forgive you"


I can't really explain what it is about this that I like but I like this https://nostr-chat-bucket.oss-cn-hongkong.aliyuncs.com/images/1724631769738451IMG_20240825192213189.jpg


:RedHeart:


I've just full realized that changing every aspect of my life very quickly all at once isn't going to work for me or 99.9% of humanity we have to slowly adapt.


:PepeHands:


So sad 😢


I want this to be real


:peepokek:


Old people seem to want to claim youth even when youth is long gone from them. I wish older people would seek and speak wisdom as much as they seek and speak of youth. You can do so much good with wisdom.

Just my view and it is correct that I don't know what it's like to be old so it is very possible I'm missing something.


Don't sit on the cat or your ass is in danger


Your ass is getting clawed 😂


People should stop looking to D.C. to fix their issues and rather make efforts on their own and with their family and friends to make their situations better. D.C. has never and will never care about the people. It's been made abundantly obvious at this point.


Leather Tri-fold with a clear plastic section that you have a picture of your family in.


It's not a punishment, it's living completely free from God, which was chosen by anyone of free will. However I don't like being told what to do either.


People often think I'm sad or angry one, even when I'm just existing lol, so I understand you.


Dig Dug


This is the actual game of the OG's https://image.nostr.build/e24ecd4b72701da2e59683a759d5220313ebe901322430011705b5df1bb5fb18.jpg


Everyone is sick on their own desires


I love the art style


:RedHeart:


I think Elmer's glue is more of an after lunch snack sort of a deal personally but I can see the arguments for it being a breakfast food.


Saying "Having children is selfish" screams (I'm a grown adult that never mentally matured past my emo phase in 7-9 grade) lol.

Having children is the most selfless thing you can do. You are literally taking the focus of life completely off of yourself and putting it on to another human being. You then give all your resources for their sake.


Fasting today is going to be rough and I haven't even slept and woke up hungry yet lol


You remember when you were a kid and you could skateboard into oncoming traffic and get hit and just jump back up and laugh and say "It's all good"

Now it's different, now you bump your head on a table or a cabinet door and you have to have an internal monologue asking yourself if you are ok.


:peepokek:


Is that Kangaroo Jacked


Gnosticism is absolute stupidity.


Can we call her Commie-la Hairy-ist?


Humans will take everything that was created with to help and weaponize it.


You leave the frogs out of this Mister!


She wants to get out the molecular microscope and tweezers to give her man a hug


IC XC


https://image.nostr.build/3a2d635ea417c1e623b27eab6f0211fe1983ae11eea786ba36dbebf47f061faa.jpg
#meme #memestr


He who is master of possession, is the slave of passion. Do not estimate gold and silver only as possessions, but all thing thou possess for the sake of the desire of thy will

~ St. Isaac the Syrian


He who is master of possession, is the slave of passions. Do not estimate gold and silver only as possessions, but all thing thou possess for the sake of the desire of thy will

~ St. Isaac the Syrian


Every 4 seconds, this is my final offer


:RedHeart:


Don't be sorry, say it with confidence!


I think I prefer smash burgers a bit more but only a bit.


Let's get serious here, smash burgers or thick burgers?
#askNostr


The problem with bias isn't that it exists its that most of the time the information is pushed as if it is without bias. It's deceitful.


You can't undo your past mistakes, but you can feel remorse for your past actions or what you said.


:catJAM:


Are you always watching?


Obsessing over money in any form is not good. Money isn't and shouldn't be the central point of your life. It's a tool we use. There are a number of things a million times more important than money.


:peepokek:


Dads on nostr do you Dad Tax your kids desserts using the line "I have to make sure it's not poisoned"  to justify it 🤣


I was today years old when I learned that Optometry isn't the study of ones ops (opponents)
#meme


It's weird that this even has to be a thought but I agree.


If anyone comments about the bags under your eyes, just say you are going do use them later


This again but part 2 electric boogaloo

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If the thought of potentially being harmed is all it takes to make you stop speaking what you believe to be true then your beliefs are only skin deep at best.


She looks like a the kids in Walmart when their mom say they can't have the toy


:RedHeart:


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/a50db1879755820181bdad401c7c605258f5507e709c3b1453a2897051624539.mp4


I agree with you.


I'm pretty sure most people in the US agree with this.


I'm pretty sure more people in the US agree with this.


I'm thankful for everyone of you who has given me even the slightest chuckle since I joined nostr. 🙏😁


#meme #memestr https://audio.nostr.build/0574cfc03b10b4e65e7047e44dc0e5f83a40c3d671e4fa397731371f7957378a.webm


I like both of these quotes

If you wish to help someone, give secretly and avoid arrogance.

~ Ephrem the Syrian

In the measure to which a man cuts off and humbles his own will, he proceeds toward success. But insofar as he stubbornly guards his own will, so much does he brings harm to himself.

~ Ephrem the Syrian


I don't play the Sims


Or to be probably more accurate whenever a position becomes available


I had my interview and I was placed in a hire pool which basically means they will hire me whenever they feel like it lol


Both got shot in the head


:peepokek:


People are allowed to talk about whatever they wish on #nostr if you don't want to see it then mute it or just move past it.


Look, I'm not here to judge you but order in the court.


Look, I'm not here for judge you but order in the court.


New PFP who's this? Lol


Byzantine art is beautiful, I love the art style.


:RedHeart:


If you consider the fact that most USD transactions done globally are done via a credit/debit card or using a banking app (moving numbers around on a ledger) we already have a CBDC.


SONIC BOOM https://image.nostr.build/e503d79bf3134b796da5a29e6bd0bb0b3a039df908bea9c816255a041b24f88a.gif


Please note: we do NOT control the domain simplexchat.org

It might be a phishing site to collect the data (it has an exact copy of our website https://simplex.chat).

We submitted the complaint to the domain registrar (GNAME).

Do NOT download anything from simplexchat.org, obviously.


Weirdos


Are you gonna fight him with "bear hands"


People who complain about food that is provided to them for free are weird.


Do what is good.


You will never be perfect but that doesn't mean you can't be better.


Damn, banned myself


Banned


This was funny a few mins ago but I'm not going to keep saying banned to everything 🤣🤣


:peepokek:


Of course, just walk around among the general population while high and that's Plants vs Zombies.


Yeah bud, you are banned.


I've been using GrapheneOS full time for a little bit now and there are very few apps that don't work for me and none of them are important. So moral of the store is, GrapheneOS is a pleasant experience.


I propose a ban on bans, a ban to end all bans


:RedHeart:


It has to know where you are when you are typing hate speech duh! 😂😂


My dad sent me this at 5:08pm today 😂
https://image.nostr.build/36b6ca4cfc99f3a669983ba1a081b4c3857aff7768fd124ed9ccd6e1fae3d252.jpg


In your view which is better?

iVPN or Mullvad

Curious of what you all think.
#askNostr


My attention span is short also the fuse on my favorite explosive is also short.


Damoose before your nsec gets loose.


What's short?


You using them toes raw dang


Well oof


West Taiwan (China) angry that Taiwan out Taiwan'ed them.


You ever nap so hard you wake up and don't know who you are much less what you are for a good 3 and half minutes?


I think either Debian or Fedora are my favorite. Probably Debian.


:peepokek:


😂😂 https://video.nostr.build/0c3eb0f72d01ca6f7499eb94c767bb20089494a99ccc5b6ce2177e2cc2fdca56.mp4


Just drink it


Are you gonna skip around and sing la-la-lalalala like a Smurf? 😂


Written language is quite possibly the most important thing humanity has ever developed


I've been told I eat like a child and I always respond yeah because kids know what's good. Chicken nuggets? Yes, Pizza? Yes, A bottle of Elmer's Glue Yes


:RedHeart:


I got a message from the company that my parents work at and they want an interview with me soon, they pay pretty well and the job is honestly pretty easy all things considered. Hoping this is fruitful.


Qwik? Is it on fdroid or something?


I also try to avoid SMS sadly I can't get people using apps very easily.


The default SMS app on Graphene should probably be updated. By that I mean I don't like it.


I see some people scrolling through their apps on their phones and just think "DAMN how many apps do you need" some of these people must have 100+ it's insane.


I see some people scrolling their their apps on their phones and just think "DAMN how many apps do you need" some of these people must have 100+ it's insane.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Yeah we out here so retarded our chromosomes are playing hide and seek


Greek is cooler than Latin


Over the legal limits of retarded


#meme  #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/db6811ac3d2d021ef9062ebec755500fca9b8c337e1f6d073aeea45162079c34.jpg


That was my favorite as well when I played it


Cuphead is such a good game, it's a pain but it's great.


I heard someone has a different opinion than me so I got my gang of like minded individuals to attack them and destroy their reputation and to destroy their livelihood. His family doesn't have a home now and his kids are begging for food. Yeah, you can call me a sort of hero.
(I didn't actually do this I'm saying it ironically to say its stupid.... It's a stupid mentality.)


I'm the bad guy for not using facebook to them lol.


It's very stupid that in todays world where it's not a conspiracy that tech companies and governments are spying on you that still to this day I have family members who will not send messages anywhere except facebook messenger. They won't install Signal or even just use SMS. It's facebook messenger or nothing... I will never understand this.


:RedHeart:


I remember they had GameCube games there as well and I remember begging to get a game with my siblings instead of a movie. Then going home and fighting over who's gonna play it first even though it was multiplayer. 🤣


Obeying is also a next level death wish.


Shoot them, problem solved.


Yeah, if an officer ever says this to me I will give them a more valid reason to put me in jail


#meme #memestr https://video.nostr.build/8f7bfb0543de183069e7bf71a18aa2594fa668f9488eb9d232852cd1c748d34e.mp4


The test for humility is can you tell the truth about yourself.


:peepokek:


Graphene?


Don't ever fall asleep while listening to a Joe Rogan podcast, you will wake up to Joe making monkey sounds, gorilla sounds or barking like a dog.


Mega plastics make me fat


We live in a world where the money is worthless, the majority of jobs are fake (add no value to society), your skill or talent means absolutely nothing, pretending you have mental problems gets you praise. Doing the right thing gets you punished and doing the wrong thing gets you rewarded. People are more depressed than ever and they feel worthless and honestly its not really a feeling they were trained to be worthless. They are worthless, no one cares about anyone but themselves and helping someone who is down isn't rewarded, kicking someone who is down is rewarded. To say any of this is normal is to ignore whats going on. What do we do about this, i'm not sure. It seems like most of these issues stem from selfishness though.


freeborn | ἐλεύθερος


Peace ✌
No more phone for tonight.
I'm limiting myself.


Question your own thoughts, ensure you actually believe your beliefs and live by those beliefs.


Interesting
https://xmrchat.com/
#monero


Social media has been programmed to program biology (us humans) it has some sort of injection tool that runs after years of use in which your mind is no longer yours. If you don't believe me, pay attention to that family member, that friend, that friends child who only talks about Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and so on. It seems to me that the biggest issue is actually the completely intentional human programming. With that being said you have a responsibility to protect yourself at very minimum. Act accordingly. You have enemies, rather you know it or not, they know you very well and they want to control you.


:pepehands:


:RedHeart:


If you think about it guns are just for bedazzling tyrants. Deadly bedazzling.


Hey Dr. Evil doesn't belong here he's a good guy 😂


I stopped discussing this with people because I'm not debating with them about rather I can protect myself or not. I don't care what law or what amendment or what any paper says. Not up for discussion.


Most people are deeply unhappy I believe, they might mask it and do things to take their mind off it but I think the majority are unhappy.

Just something I noticed somewhat recently, I could also be wrong, just my thoughts.


I see, what are your thoughts if any on FreeBSD?

I'm probably going to play around with the BSDs soon and this one is mentioned everywhere I look.


In terms of functionality and enjoyment how would you rate your experience with BSD?


I'm back.


Anyone here a #BSD user?
#askNostr


I've had an interest in the BSD's since learning about Linux but I've never really done much with any of them. How would you describe your experience with pcbsd?


I'm gonna disappear for a bit


:peepokek:


He didn't see that coming
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Bless your aching soul


Have you ever dropped something heavy on your foot?


(Speaking of Kamala Harris)
Tulsi, being a good Hawaiian, knows how to roast a pig.
~ Michael Malice


'tismites are being persecuted 😂


:RedHeart:


Who is we, speak for yourself.


Torrenting needs to make a come back
#p2p


If that's your way of saying for making my dreams a reality then I will accept it.


#theovon #meme #memestr https://video.nostr.build/46509c81fd9d64f1ed7c87e7cd464c9b67af67a81c355e9ea728304ea49e3221.mp4


Fat? That's peak male form!


Me right now https://image.nostr.build/b71e89d6e24538a416385607b9b7674a5484ba2949be86ce3fe681e89985f756.jpg


I fail most tests so that's fair


Never


#Nostr is full of the some wildest clams in the chowder


I just like to imagine there is a group of full grown adults in tears because they can't figure out how to access the pizza 😂


:peepokek:


I love you in German sounds like summoning an ancient evil as does saying anything else in German 🤣


Looking forward to meeting all those in the #Monero community on #nostr

#introductions #GrowNostr


I have an idea, block the tag #monero if you don't like seeing stuff about monero. It's very simple.


Here comes the airplane shhhhuuuuu
#monero #xmr
https://image.nostr.build/68d343e22db1fac7659e0711ff63885d0544d188769b531a4b49b031ff8afb64.jpg


:LUL:


:RedHeart:


You take that back right now😔


My mom says "You are grounded, go to your room" 😔


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/b3ff9029f76dc5431fd509041f9ce93b90f9df1b1dba7964da386ad61e5b7b4f.jpg


:pepehands:


No, they might be stupid and wrong but they are allowed to be stupid and wrong.


A bear is just a Russian dog, say its not.


I feel like I should have learned PGP a long time ago, but for some reason I never did. I've known about it forever.


If you are practicing free journalism in one of the oppressed countries and have a timeline to prove it, please DM me for a free nostr.build account. We’d like to support you and not limit your uploads of videos and pictures! 🐶🐾🫡☮🕊
(Please renote for visibility)


Your sin will not go unpunished


If anyone ever offers me pizza in a cone I'm gonna get violent thoughts


:peepokek:


Don't talk about women that way 😂


Thank you my dude 🤙


Thank ya 🤙


My mother brought me a full cake for my birthday, so basically my birthday present is diabetes 😂


US state mottos on a map, New Hampshire has the best motto in my opinion, Live free or Die.
https://image.nostr.build/a7c7ba440a78e4a96bca766788336133a74cb12477307161b94b8d03b15435e0.jpg


Kimmy is a chonker the dude eats, I gotta choose him, you don't get chonked up like that eating bad food.


I'm glad we can agree on this 🤝


:RedHeart:


My dad showed me this game when I was like 3 or 4 and I've really liked this games since, but no one else seems to have any idea it existed.
https://image.nostr.build/ba893c02f5baec3f07bf2d3fb75c9539102f1566fbd9e28b4336b557f6915740.jpg


I like saying things that are completely and objectively incorrect in real life and ending my sentence with tell me I'm wrong. You would be surprised how often people just go with it 😂


I paid for it using the XMR tips I received in Garnet. It took 2 minutes and works great. Support #monero infrastructure! https://m.primal.net/JhsA.png


#monero #xmr #memestr #meme
https://image.nostr.build/b9d497cb5051ee408d3623581aa12f06db2dfc136c6c0fce6ef01c15c727e10e.jpg


Why am I not even surprised that someone would say that...


GN🌙


Monero Minute is here with updates for you....
- Monerica DDOS attack
- Haveno Updates
- Keystone Hardware Wallet Integrating Monero?
- Cake Wallet releases Wownero & other updates!

https://v.nostr.build/8FGvcNkyoIJmVAgI.mp4

#CakeWallet #Monero


I wanna put that in my mouth and fire it up, I won't specify the cigar or the gun take your pick lol


I was just reminded that tomorrow is my birthday, legitimately wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't reminded by my mom 😂


:peepokek:


I like Monero but this is the correct idea, if you don't like something don't use it, it's that simple. And yes Nostr is absolutely for everyone. 🤙💜


People stress the importance of specific days out of the year(holidays, birthdays, etc.) but treat the rest of the year as if it doesn't matter.


Is there a link to this? I haven't seen anything on this. But interesting for sure.


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/e1fd7d13d84b6ff3a9dbdda2a1305e1a2fe42c2118deee25bd2b0d5307c49a01.jpg


Who is the y'all you are talking to?  I'm 1 person.


No a dollar bill isn't fungible, serial numbers can change the value of them.


:RedHeart:


Because nothing says "decentralized cypherpunk ethos" like a Board of Directors

https://i.nostr.build/W7Qw3tApbtPhuoja.png


Some of ya'll need to read this a couple of times

https://blossom.oxtr.dev/f3fa47ce9af0ee2aa44d00d676a7699fe28d5f3ecb3845aeb147e6a8e90c7af1.jpeg


Mainnet addresses begin with a 4 or an 8


Correct


Ohhh you are in Stagenet not the mainnet app


That's very odd 🤔


The belief that the way to freedom is by  cooperating with those who took away your freedom is idiotic.


Looking for more #Monero users. Drop your #XMR address in the comments below.

By the way, Bitcoiners. It's not Monero vs #Bitcoin.

It's all of us against the state.


Even better. Full-Chain Membership Proofs (FCMPs)

"According to the developer, every input will boast a 100 million anonymity set, up from the current 16 Ring Signatures offers."

From Monero Announces Ground-breaking Privacy Update For Unprecedented XMR Anonymity -
https://99bitcoins.com/news/monero-privacy-update-unprecedented-anonymity/


I'm using it, it honestly works great


Oxygen and oxygen


Not everyone uses cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin to get rich. Some prefer privacy coins like Monero for enhanced privacy, while others maintain a diversified portfolio of digital assets.

It's okay to have preferences. However, it's not your business to dictate how others manage their money.

Influence comes from meeting people where they are, not by insulting or trying to shame them into compliance.

Share your experiences with Bitcoin and its benefits, but avoid pushing others before they're ready. And it's okay if they are never ready.

Insults like "Have fun staying poor, shitcoiner!" are counterproductive, make you look like a douche, and turn away more people than they attract.

Imagine some religious zealot saying, "Have fun burning in hell, sinner!" or a fitness coach saying, "Have fun dying early, fatass!"

Most people would be turned off by that and may never speak to that person again, no matter how awesome their message or service.

Remember, we're in this together against big governments and big tech that seek to erode our freedom, liberty, and privacy.

Internal conflicts only benefit them, not us. When we fight each other, they win and we lose.


:peepokek:


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/12dc9b10a5979e83cc041ca99ec3d997b20627c1c26d9cbcc2dbad1c5713694b.mp4


I haven't, I plan to give it a look though.


P2P decentralized exchange
#monero #xmr
https://github.com/retoaccess1/haveno-reto


:RedHeart:


Let's get wild, I propose that any combination of letters can have any meaning you assign it. You wanna spell the word dog as yyompqwtd go for it 😂


Say that thing you've been thinking but keep to yourself because people might judge you.

This is #Nostr


Bitcoin does fundamentally have a privacy problem.

I won't condemn anyone for acknowledging and trying to circumvent that to meet their needs.

Using tools at their disposal.

Even if I disagree. Who the fuck am I?

Pursue personal freedom and clarity through your own means. Especially in such a non violent format. As letters.


Agree but I don't use it anymore because I switched keyboard layouts and I'm too lazy to remap the keys 😂


:prayge:


#monero #xmr #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/1f72c10dc80bde48cca02a34f92f14a464ed4482c76ce513d48c6f36466c0770.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/e9fb9b420d82300380285fc9c2e07d4ddf8ba951f5bdd89287a0947f046396c4.jpg


Eddie Murphy standup comedy always has me rolling 🤣


Really? You still don't know how to tie your shoes? Wow


I've done it in the past, it's not good for me, so in the words of Randy Jackson
https://image.nostr.build/82501c01f9f099179599fb4ab4c873aadb99612406c73beda67a1fb595920d5a.jpg


Is this a statement or a demand?


Absolutely not, I'll stay a slave to a head of hair 😂


I acted on impulse and shaved my beard.... I made a mistake 😂


:peepokek:


Yes, I saw pile of pellets one time and every pellet had a little white hood on


That is me...I'm that person 🤣


#meme #memestr https://image.nostr.build/fe5cb01385026d3f71b31bb2e4c225d95c58fe5529167ae366d2a4ac14210b71.jpg


:RedHeart:


We should bring back late 80's early 90's website design


Most of us here are pro individual liberty and that's really what matters.
#nostr


me: monero is an awesome addition to bitcoin (it is), one for stacking, the other for private spending

the church of satoshi nakamoto of latter-day bitcoin saints:

https://image.nostr.build/201467dee3b429b7ae8dc42a8df002d6fa5d8f7bd997ece4f4c015bb4da2270d.gif#m=image%2Fgif&dim=360x360&blurhash=U7B%7By6JC00%7D%40MKIpPV-U%25N%24%23MxIo0Ls.%5EkI%40&x=7ca64596798d52d8d04e9a72fae20d32b7d94772c643af46a71cbdf5c551782f

lol. not saying this about everyone, love my bitcoin fam, but it needs to be said that the 'toxic btc cult' reputation seems well earned for more than a few of you.

it's generally the one's who just parrot blanket 'btc is the saviour, everything else is a shitcoin'  statements, don't speak with their own words, link to sources they don't really comprehend, think nostr is private, only recently learned why they need a vpn on the internet and don't actually understand how all this privacy stuff works.

harsh? yes. so have recent comments been. bring it. love the free speech.

again this is not for most of you #plebchain. most of you have level heads and still love bitcoin. i am an avid bitcoiner, but i don't drink the cool-aid and ignore it's shortcomings.

bitcoin is about freedom. privacy is essential for freedom. it is complicated to have privacy on a public ledger. bitcoin is an awesome store of value, but it needs a 2nd layer for greater privacy and to solve the fungibility problem. lightning is maturing. cashu is also maturing. monero solves the spend issue now with privacy baked in on a protocol level. it is currency. it's meant to be spent.

#cybersecgirl #privacytechpro #bitcoin #monero


Guns are dangerous, they kill redcoats. Be careful 🤣


Test.


#meme #memestr #liberty
https://image.nostr.build/65b088b9314a22a4b0d8a47e342ce0ab6a499d7394799ff75c1b0b4f8bcfeafc.jpg


Anyone running a laptop can mine.

Private money in the hands of the private person.
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Oh no, i've been found out 😢


Online we seem to forget we are all human beings, be kind. Except for the bots, screw them.


https://cdn.satellite.earth/bb1958c3774b784e23068a8a8edcc5702776c7bf452b3b7c7b6d27b7a22e8b84.jpg

#Artstr #AbstractArt #Monero me here:
8AcLM1sJUAtVKtvHTGn3vpiDAbuwbQVicPuZ8WuuWygeBpDNasaJyeXARHYPFgGxMACD17PMFht8C4fDgTTv6EgsKkZEgZL


🤣🤣🤣
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New uipdate for Garnet dropped today!

"
    -Allow selecting subaddresses and setting labels in the receive dialog
    -Show a history of incoming and outgoing tips
    -Allow tipping with an external wallet when the balance is too low
    -Fix a bug where Monero addresses in the profile biography were ignored
    -Fix a bug where subaddresses could be reused for different events
    -Fix the format of the "monero" tag in non-kind 1 events
    -Lower the default tip amounts
"

https://github.com/retrnull/garnet/releases/tag/v0.3.0


82xf7x9axLmB1kJ3K1y9iTePXk29PUWMb6JUPWV82Mdi6VidFRXFAQkHAp4rXzwXWxVtDwKzeczPiLMmtehYhHGdHPqGShh

🙏🙏


#meme #memestr #monero #xmr https://image.nostr.build/f2c141c933bd659c80eec30fa4d5934c307380a63f8ea599be77864fdd97345d.jpg


#garnet (v0.3.0) released with new features, improvements and bug fixes

Note: If you added (v0.3.0) to Obtanium. Delete that entry and re-add it for proper updates moving forward.

https://github.com/retrnull/garnet/releases

 https://i.nostr.build/8mYdiYMx77BgFDFL.jp

#Amethyst #Monero


:peepokek:


:RedHeart:


Is you new name Ava The Based?


But there are plenty of clearnet sites that accept it as well


Dark net


This 👇

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I can definitely sleep longer with those socks 🤣


Wooooooah oh squidward on a chair
https://image.nostr.build/1b84d6ce114cf395a3be7f7e91b6c5c2dfcd64252709f6dcc601be7c22325734.jpg


There is a amethyst clone that uses Monero instead of lighting 😳 for tipping or zaping interesting

 https://github.com/retrnull/garnet/releases


In your opinion is the R language worth learning?
#askNostr


I think everyone has that family member that can somehow tie polititical stuff into everything.


Do what you want, I can't believe the bigotry 🤣🤣
(I'm memeing)


Do what you want, I can't believe the bigotry 🤣🤣
(I'm meaning)


This is dairy supremacy live in our feeds 😂


I thought you were saying you were gay

Saying my type of woman and showing nothing 😂😂


What are you going to pay with then? Sexual favors? 🤣


I would hide it in an electrical outlet


:peepokek:


:RedHeart:


I remember the first transaction with cryptocurrencies I ever made which was from at the time my coinbase account to my non-custodial wallet then I remember I bought a shirt just to see how spending it actually works and since then if their is an option to pay with cryptocurrencies I pay with cryptocurrencies.


To my fellow Americans, if you had to live in Europe which country would you choose?
#askNostr


Got mainnet to work on my other device


Oh, strange


I installed the testnet version because I couldn't get the standard one to work for me


Oh it's a Stagenet address, I looked into it.


The address doesn't start with a 4 or an 8 like most monero addresses in the built in wallet. https://image.nostr.build/9c08a01e7683997913d2ed43d393545f71b3758ac5ac302aca62bf9d32ef8312.jpg


Well, I was gonna send you some picos but I can't even get picos in my built in wallet, dang.


I can't seem to send to the built in wallet, it's odd, not a traditional XMR address it looks like


How is your experience thus far?


Any of you using Garnet?
#monero #nostr


US: we have a drug problem.

Brazil: All 13 sharks tested has high levels of cocaine. 👀 https://image.nostr.build/43dfeb9a4fe2b208a073f5b84500be671c0d9d1e4a2e98756cab81f1e6cc507c.jpg


I have spent 6 hours on #nostr today, I should probably slow down a bit, or ramp it up depending on who you ask 😅


🏴
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/4a5c0a98bb8c1c60a2871a2b429289ec3936325d1ef6f313aee2d757f371180d.jpg


Thank you 😅


Modern day media: This is the truth, I'm lying.


I've said this once before but I'm saying it again, the Nothing phones design language is so cool both physical design of the device and on an OS level. Looks good visually speaking.


:peepokek:


I hope this is real 🤣🤣🤣


I appreciate your commitment to the cause


:RedHeart:


Not to boost my own ego here but I might be retarded


Getting closer everyday


I'm scared


I've been using FUTO Keyboard for a bit now and can say it's pretty good. My only complaint is that there doesn't seem to be an emoji search bar.


My neighbor is going wild with power tools and it scares me because we live in apartments and it sounds like hes drilling into my apt...


I want to ooga booga and jump up and down with monkeys at least once before I die.


Ohhhhhhh, I thought we were all being bad boys and girls 🤣


Ohhhhhhh, I thought we were all being boys and girls 🤣


There was a bug in the website that allowed people to get them cheaper, I also got one for $25


🤙
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/c39bf8edae1a1315738540c7c125e3fcc442fd823edd4b54589b7bdc0789ab2e.jpg


I hate when this happens
#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/c43617bb848a7a4bb64aca3042231dc5a031fbfc1bcd9f59592f5c849ed47a0a.mp4


I hate when these happens
#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/c43617bb848a7a4bb64aca3042231dc5a031fbfc1bcd9f59592f5c849ed47a0a.mp4


Do any of you have a device that is only used for #nostr related thing? Just curious.


OOOOF https://video.nostr.build/e8f2282f1f421afea427fe6fe9c53d987ef45a82cf6715213f656963bcff3360.mp4


Arch Linux is tamagotchi on Linux


:LUL:


:peepokek:


I saw this picture online, someone priced this waaaaaaaaaaay to low and probably lost their job 😂
#MTG
https://nostrcheck.me/media/bf41becc8831e7315d9a99f83f11690999605fbb59474234f091a61613dc5991/ef4cbcd927e62cf02599d910c07ef00ebc2e8707d935a5e3b31b2c35244c4040.webp


:RedHeart:


I forgot the word skin for a moment and called it bone cover  😂


I forgot thn word skin for a moment and called it bone cover  😂


Come and say it to my face you bunch of *insert slur for aliens*


Legend has it, she can fit the while thing down her throat if you offer her positions of power


Out of curiosity what size is the header image on #amethyst profiles?
#askNostr


True


This is the correct answer


Yes 🫂


Me too


National Pizza Company


🤙
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/aad20a05346766041ceede45aca355faa6d55e692160c398e9f8ff875c843a91.jpg


Hi, I'm just Ed🙃


I need you to let me have this dream, ok. 😂


No strap it to my back LETS GOOOO!


We need a gunsmith with some ambition, we need RPG's with 100 rocket drums. Get to work. #gunstr


:peepokek:


:RedHeart:


Why? Worst case the plan crashes, if I've learned anything from video games if you roll at the right time you won't take any damage.😂


POV you just told a Statist that neither side cares about them and act purely out of self interest and whatever will make them a quick buck
https://image.nostr.build/06411919104b16d2128844d13c03c24451ae547d33a87ab54ae7976e1acf315d.jpg


Methheads will believe anything, so this is saying something


:LUL:


Someones gonna mushroom stamp and the thought of that is hilarious 😂😂😂


He dances like an Angel


Can someone explain #bitcoin frost to me in my native language? (I speak braindead language nativly)


This will forever be my favorite video on the Internet
https://video.nostr.build/e88b588c19d05d19f6292782cc0f6b363d281c065c0cab18f142fe9f82295968.mp4


The killer app 🫐
https://gifdb.com/images/file/game-boy-tetris-hl31w7acv2re978q.gif


I love Tetris


Cake Wallet, Monerujo or Stack Duo are all great, I say give them all a look and see which best fits for you.


https://image.nostr.build/3f78ddf3e736b7b976e4a4065f5dd16b505cef156721e3d3257ae9f6147d20e4.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/f5b215d71185ecfb4070d5823401fe2f928f772a0ec3401cc99e8bc5af47bb94.jpg


Where is the RPG and belt with frags?


Where is she RPG and belt with frags?


Sea Bugs


:peepokek:


https://image.nostr.build/83c208fc200ef4b18ea71ed2c6c1ce8161aeab58b918be35ca2a8c41be0c8265.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/1513416daed96b780360656812de9b6b5e8d9cdb85e016e6db553c901e4aeb1c.jpg


The memes are coming https://image.nostr.build/049ab2fb0a2b100b9c2c42183461df07c915d5989198f39ab42049af0ce00369.jpg


They are pretty and simple to use


:RedHeart:


She doesn't have any views she just cackles and mimics whatever her colleagues say.


Hillary Clinton


Hulk Hogan scared Joey B into stepping down 😂


Hulk Hogan scared Joey B to step down 😂


Joe mama!


🇺🇸
#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/3020b08ec03fbb2bfca250b17947b6f62aead0ac8046b420403e17044d794945.jpg


My grandma used to do a bit where someone would say "hi" and she would say "no, are you?"


Digging a very interconnected tunnel system like the Vietcong


They pay taxes with their life there


With the way things have been going I would take a personality test for fun and fail it lol


How dare you


:pepehands:


:peepokek:


Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars


My brother and I would turn into Terry Crews anytime that song would play 🤣


Am I supposed to be walking in place with my face mashed into a wall?


She wasn't thinking, she was doing 🤣


:RedHeart:


:LUL:


HE'S USING AUDIO + VIDEO TECHNOLOGY, TAKE COVER!!


I once got written up and nearly fired from a job in the past for saying "You're welcome or sorry, whichever is relevant right now" to a customer who was complaining about something. That's a fun fact or something of that nature I think.


CIA, for legal reasons, if you are reading this, this is what we call a joke and definitely not an actual opinion I hold or anything


That's why we should be shooting them and saying "qualified immunity your way out of that bitch boy"


He's a terrorist of the mind it seems 🤣


Russian women are so cool they turn into babushkas with AK's I'm not sure anything is more cool than that.


I'm choosing to be nice today, it's tougher than I would like to admit.


They are always hiding that truth and we all know it lol


You haven't seen any bits of the political garbage going on all year? Lucky.


For the Monero heads out there, there is an Amethyst fork for you.
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Its funny to me when people ask why I don't have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok and so on and i answer they generally agree with me but if you ask them why they have those they can't answer. They just say Uhhh because...uhhh....


:peepokek:


I've used this before but it's fitting here as well https://video.nostr.build/dac18422fb30cae0e77bc6a1decf43be911c9b75979ed5f30ae22fb6b67af581.mp4


This is getting way too deep 👀


🎶Rolling in the Deeeeeep🎶


Prepared? Dude I packed extra socks and bologna sandwich


The alerted states? Do I need a passport to go there?


:RedHeart:


Cosplaying as a diabetic?


:LUL:


Dude, I know you mean the app but isolated this comment is wild 😂😂😂


I plan to try it out probably tomorrow


😂😂😂
#theovon #meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/c7c3705d4b99ad7191fa36a9e76d60f0cf27c6db139b1f77bcbeb3fe413a51a8.mp4


Even you Euros can do can do this for now, they haven't banned sand yet which is surprising.


I think everyone should carry a little sand in their pocket as part of their self defense arsenal
 https://image.nostr.build/3f9f1f10ff96ba782f2df045b17b8b332acf47ca0e0f60ea6e981bcefa727d52.gif


This is sick


#memes #memestr #theovon
https://video.nostr.build/74ec989bdc8cb58346e30a4dc135b3f11c0550c466a51c546bde835c3aeb5224.mp4


Wow, I got mine in 2 or 3 days


:peepokek:


Yeah on Android it's Google Drive which is very odd to me


I got mine today as well, it's pretty cool, it's kinda been my fidget toy today


I'm going cottage cheese more than likely 🤣


I'm hitting that milk aging process so hard right now 😂


This is my view on how different people age, obviously this is exaggerated and incredibly generalized.

White people age like milk in a lot of cases

Black people have 2 options, either also age like milk or look 30 at 60

Asians are either young or old they don't have a middle ground

Latinos age pretty normally in most cases


:RedHeart:


Have you tried zap.store


A bomb for such a low price was a pretty good deal I suppose lol


I've never dropped it, so I don't really understand what's caused it.


My pixel 7 screen is starting to seperate from the body, sadness.


Having a few days off since I quit my job has given me time to relax and take a breather, I think I'm ready to start seriously looking for a job again, and I'm considering getting a few certifications (not sure what yet)


Uh-oh looks like an oopsie happened


Are you talking about me, I feel called out 🤣


Help, my actions are having consequences and I can't stand it anymore 🤣


We start small then we ramp it up.


No I will no provide evidence and no I will not explain further lol


:peepokek:


The M&M factory is the reason for 9/11 I'm convinced that one of the plane hijackers that morning bought a pack of M&M Peanuts and to his surprise none of the M&M's had peanuts in them. So he decided to do the only rational decision... Crash a plane into a building.


Dude gives you the same smile a toddler does when it shits its pants 😂😂


Maybe not executed but at least given a slap on the wrist which lets be honest is basically an execution


If people here knew how little #bitcoin I actually hold I would probably be executed or something 😂


She's showing you she isn't a girl 🤣


I say we shit in a bag and light it on fire at his front door


:RedHeart:


Oh


What is it a trans dog or something?


I got something today
https://image.nostr.build/5e7c1556e3bb9a2ae3f99bd59858e1556758a69924ffdcea346624298b554092.jpg


No, but it might make me


Vote your taste buds in 2024 https://i.nostr.build/i5ZDrC6eMAq2vGsV.jpg


Makes me think if that scene in Austin Powers, "Ouch, that really hurt! Who throws a shoe, honestly, you fight like a woman" 🤣


Makes me think if that scene in Austin Powers, "Ouch, that really hurt! Who throws a shoe, honestly, you fight him a woman" 🤣


We can see if it's a British boat by getting the captain to say 'Aluminum' 🤣


See, you get me.


Make it like 1776 again and just steal stuff if the British boats


Yup

https://m.primal.net/JWpI.jpg


Do stand your ground laws count for flys that broke into my home?


My sister said " You are retarded, No" when I tried to get her to try out #nostr

Hopefully your sister is more interested than mine was.


Any good linux notebook recommendation as an 15" macbook air replacement? #asknostr


Who? I don't have a wife 🤣


I don't have a wife to purple pill.


Ogres are like onions, they have layers.


YOU TURN ON DARK MODE RIGHT NOW BUDDY!


Please do.


#meme #memestr #catstr
https://video.nostr.build/bfbef8e02623e300090db256b5f62fdc41386e973c1f53597801446570ed83ab.mp4


:peepokek:


Fuck Microsoft 🤣

https://video.nostr.build/4942285b32dea9488cf1006a2c6c9bbd1a41c03173dd4270ec71ce964793ad2c.mp4


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/d5618b3400a8a822ab5118213b10f6a6e0329db5001c3d1971ea0f45f90dacec.mp4


My mom just messaged me and said she's making ribs and she's making extra for me, today is an absolute win.


:RedHeart:


You have to go to the notes you have posted with images and click the image then the share icon and select add to gallery.


This is a repost. Selling my #StreamDeck with all its accessories. It's in mint condition, doubles as a desktop computer with the dock.

#grownostr

Since shopstr doesn't have a lot of visitors rn. Some community push would be helpful.

This is US only, I would prefer not to deal with complicated shipping. https://m.primal.net/JKIN.png

https://shopstr.store/listing/40fe4bf5bd2351de087b2c84ceb32c3e1e5186fa582c7c5fcba92d6d3c11f7c5


Dang the shooter was a better shot than we originally thought look at all those ears he shot 🤣


#meme #memestr
https://video.nostr.build/a724e574a0515519fc026ebef2811f7b34398dfc28df2faa2ad382af08865ff7.mp4


More like 50 Aids of Gay or Supersonic Homoerotic, I'll let you pick.


It looks like he was attacked by some mimes that got physically because they got tired of imaginary objects. That's my theory at least.


Call animal control or I'm gonna take care of this 🤣


I haven't mentioned #bitcoin yet so here lol

https://m.primal.net/JVag.mp4


Yeah their is an actual keyboard, it's pretty nice honestly.


be your own bank


J.P. Morgan just put a price on your head


Michael Jackson made a song called smooth criminal, are you the criminal? 🤣


I'm trying it now as I type and it's pretty good honestly and it even supports my keyboard layout so that's nice.


My state of being is illegitimate🤯
https://image.nostr.build/1dcd843366afc664697277551cf21be28e55aefdaa1f2205b55d8a05572d506b.jpg


This is interesting.
https://keyboard.futo.org


Good morning 🌞


:RedHeart:


Someone spiked his cocaine


is there a way in which i can search for a specific note without the npub or note id?

there’s a note that made me laugh a while back, but it would take me forever to scroll for it since it was a reply.

#asknostr


Only thing they are spreading is 'dem cheecks


Yeah, it's pretty cool here


I feel this


Do coding boot camps actually help? I've always been curious about them but I've never asked anyone who's ever been to one.
#askNostr


:Dance:


They better not shit on me walking down here 😂


:peepokek:


Me using #nostr right now.
https://image.nostr.build/b422e224e615e6957cf872f42c887eb1db5def9f6879ef2b554dd45b892457bf.jpg


If you have an opinion, you are an extremist.


Humans are so good at killing humans


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/6efa4198ef32b333237b95e6fbcc3f75642c6aae8305c61dcc2edd8ebf7adaf5.jpg


I'm probably a bad person for laughing at this but I can't lie and say I didn't 😂😂
https://video.nostr.build/9c82bed10166cb67c301e0cccc909ce6c49559b3e2a81b05477b718741b940f8.mp4


Pac-Man conspiracy 👀


Dude can't measure anything with all those pedophiles


This happened so many times to me as a kid 😂
https://image.nostr.build/9cfa282b9eb8c3cd06a1779aae16de6510a9eceacae58daed27f92e1bb241772.jpg


Have you seen me on here before 😂


:RedHeart:


Your thought process when you wake up is so much better than mine.

Mine is NO NO NO NO NO F*** NO NOOOO!

And then less than a minute later my alarm goes off and I repeat the previous bit again.


You thought process when you wake up is so much better than mine.

Mine is NO NO NO NO NO F*** NO NOOOO!

And then less than a minute later my alarm goes off and I repeat the previous bit again.


I keep it short and too the point


I'm officially done. Onto the next opportunity we go.
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I think now is the time for me to quit my job again, it's mentally killing me to a different degree


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/059b780f3380604f1488c359cbbe81c09ce3ade0b6b51baab8163f8266e7b809.jpg


:peepokek:


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/63ea9049141ae73ba0b9b7477bf34250ed64a438342cc9866d18581fb34da806.jpg


#meme #memster
https://image.nostr.build/c82c9f1387cdd0150ef6c984c89df40b21617858dd6757444d5b8e203277bd4f.jpg


A generic who from whoville


#nostr
https://image.nostr.build/11951b0741b861c9a7ba0e07dc51c2add0fa3f6edddd8e4e643df579f61c265e.jpg


Doctors are officially called Professional Pill Poppers/Pushers


Screw you, she said she liked me ok 😂😂


If I had a pet duck there is no universal where I don't name it quackhead


If I had a pet duck there is no universal were I don't name it quackhead


I plead the no talkie


:RedHeart:


I just say I weigh 1 pound the rest is my nuts


He broke the barrel, what the hell! Where am I gonna store my Skittles now?


ezapulation maybe?


There is no time like 1984, but we are getting similar now.


When can I get my #nostr enabled nuralink?


:pepehands:


I had one of the worst night of sleep in my life last night, time to go to work 🙃


It could also be a joke about Joe Mama


I hate my brain


Joe Mama?


https://image.nostr.build/ae2a1193e4df840fe02f3f39209548f23628c4802c73187cafc0047aee8de571.jpg #memestr


:peepokek:


Of course he will throw in there "Bidens ear wouldn't even stand a chance"


At Trump's next rally his ego is gonna be crazy

"I mean look what they did to my ear, my ear was great, one of the best many have said. They said to me Mr. Trump how is your ear I said amazing, absolutely fantastic still one of the best ears ever elected in history."


I gotta find something or some way to make money on my own, I don't want to keep dumping my life into some company.


Oh crap, I lost track of time. GN


On crap, I lost track of time. GN


:peepognsign:


The plastic in your blood is what makes you human 🙏😂


:LUL:


I need you to stop 😂😂😂😂


No


Dipping? Nah, he has to buy scuba gear for his balls


Dipping? Nah, he has to be scuba gear for his balls


Probably


:pepeagony:


We're gonna have to register our nuts before we know it 😔


:RedHeart:


😅🤣🤣 https://image.nostr.build/13d4f6ca58190243e081432a8cfa76992e872feb9f28b9c00131e36c2d48f84c.jpg


Trump rolled a nat 20 in D&D terms


:peepokek:


Don't ball shame! 😂😂


Lucky for me there are many good fats in my area 😂😂


It's the try not to die challenge on TikTok, boomer! 😂😂


That's probably the case


Me: *opens nostr feed*

Nostr: TRUMP GOT SHOT AND PEOPLE DIED!

Me: *in my brain* ok.... I wanted to see memes


Time to go do a job I don't like for money that barely pays the bills for a company that has lied to me several times about raises.
(I'm looking for a new job everyday)


Time to go do a job I don't like for money that barely pays the bills to a company that has lied to me several times about raises.
(I'm looking for a new job everyday)


No, I almost never even play MTG as a whole anymore honestly. I've never played arena before.


No, I almost never even play MTG at a whole anymore honestly. I've never played arena before.


Being realistic of course, how many hours a week should a single young man be working?
#askNostr


My urge to over eat is trying me today but I'm winning so far


Dude you might shoot the death out of him


That the gun you use to shoot the dude in the next dimension


#meme #memestr #zapathon
https://image.nostr.build/05a796dd8f65165cb39d6631c4371c6534a565c38ffe8503a7fd31cf3ca2ba8d.jpg


#zapathon was happening while I was napping or maybe it just started I don't know


:RedHeart:


I used to board wipe even if I was winning just because it's fun, I've lost so many times because of it but it's still fun so I don't care 😂


:peepokek:


When I used to play I played commander and anytime I played this everyone would give me the "I hope you die" look of disappointment and annoyance 😂


This card is pretty good.
#mtg
https://image.nostr.build/a6907d9ede9f7b7d5267634bcd20237a9b9fe1fc3f63c24dd007707335a4ef36.jpg


Faraday is always in a cage and never gets out of that cage, it's so sad.


Faraday is always in a cage and ever gets out of that cage, it's so sad.


This looks like me when I'm out of food and it's 3 in the morning
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I know this is fake because the dude can barely hold his head up and there is no way he can support hunter on his back with all those crack rocks in his pocket.


Don't post content online for free if you expect payment from everyone who views it.


Police are like:
https://image.nostr.build/66837a6376387414bd4a62d87849d23b23b99253c63038d0a86b0b8bbd5d58b9.jpg


The little black kid looks so disappointed in him 😂😂


Drink some water today


DON'T DO WHAT?


What if they voluntarily accept a tyrant


Have you played doom though, it's a pretty good game honestly.


I hate people justifying stupid stuff with "In the past the Greeks did it" or "In the Roman times the Roman soldiers did it" and I'm like yeah, they also molested little boys all the time to, now stop being retarded and understand that civilizations fall for a reason. You can learn from the past but you shouldn't emulate the past. Especially not a past that failed.


I use everydollar, I don't pay for the premium though. if I spend any money it's logged, if money comes in it's logged.


I want to play dig dug randomly and I don't know why


:RedHeart:


Budgeting will literally change your life and shine a light on your stupidity with your income.


:peepokek:


Such a forward thinking individual


Fat Albert, Hey hey hey who wants to play... This sounds a lot worse knowing about Bill Cosby now.


Yeah that's true


Please, make this a thing.
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Sadly I don't have any fabled passage.


Here's the list.

1 Reckoner Bankbuster [NEO]
1 No Mercy [DMR]
1 Sneak Attack (Retro Frame) [DMR]
1 Sneak Attack [DMR]
1 Essence Sliver (Extended Art) [SLD]
1 Island (295) - JP Full Art [NEO]
1 Mirror Box [NEO]
2 Hobgoblin Bandit Lord [AFR]
1 Lae'zel, Vlaakith's Champion [CLB]
1 Staff of Nin [C15]
1 Island (295) - JP Full Art [NEO]
1 Colossus Hammer [AFC]
1 Cosmos Elixir [KHM]
1 Etali, Primal Storm [SLD]
1 Ghalta, Primal Hunger [SLD]
1 Sensei's Divining Top [2X2]
1 Overgrown Tomb (Borderless) [UNF]
1 Wedding Announcement (Extended Art) [VOW]
2 Youthful Valkyrie [KHM]
1 Zariel, Archduke of Avernus [PPAFR]
1 Iymrith, Desert Doom (Borderless) [AFR]
1 Training Center [CMM]
1 Lithoform Engine [ZNR]
1 Farewell [NEO]
1 Brilliant Restoration [PPNEO]
1 The Book of Exalted Deeds (Extended Art) [AFR]
1 Righteous Valkyrie (Extended Art) [KHM]
1 Jace, Memory Adept [M12]
1 Arahbo, Roar of the World [C17]
1 Righteous Valkyrie [PPKHM]
1 Maze's End [LIST]
1 Shadowgrange Archfiend [VOC]
1 Spara's Headquarters (Showcase) [SNC]
1 Titan of Industry [SNC]
1 Cyberdrive Awakener [NEC]
1 Swords to Plowshares [M3C]
1 Damping Sphere (Retro Frame) [DMR]
2 Damping Sphere [DMR]
1 Nature's Lore [MKC]
1 Fauna Shaman [BRO]
1 Ill-Tempered Loner [VOW]
1 Intrepid Adversary [PPMID]
1 Valkyrie Harbinger [KHM]
1 Colossus Hammer [GN3]
1 Sorcerer Class [AFR]
1 Doom Weaver [VOC]
1 Starnheim Aspirant [KHM]
1 Rampage of the Valkyries [KHM]
1 Jugan Defends the Temple [NEO]
1 Silkguard [NEC]
1 Rishkar's Expertise [NEC]
1 Skyclave Apparition [ZNR]
1 Wish [AFR]
1 Isolated Chapel [DMR]
1 Isolated Chapel (Retro Frame) [DMR]
1 Woodland Cemetery [DMR]
1 Hinterland Harbor [DMR]
1 Imposter Mech [NEC]
1 Access Denied [NEC]
1 Smuggler's Copter [NEC]
1 Drumbellower [NEC]
1 Shorikai, Genesis Engine [NEC]
1 Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm [CLB]
1 Bear Umbra [NEC]
1 Earthquake Dragon [CLB]
1 Herald's Horn [CLB]
1 Orb of Dragonkind [AFR]
1 Iymrith, Desert Doom [AFR]
1 Isshin, Two Heavens as One (Showcase) [NEO]
1 Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea [BRO]
1 Mirage Mirror [CMM]


I didn't tell them obviously, but yeah I looked at the dude like "Are you outside of your mind"


Um, so I got off work and came home I thought I wasn't in hell anymore, then I open up nostr and see this 😂


Like I knew they were going to try to get them cheaper but holy crap lol


I took $310 (I didn't expect full price obviously they have to have room for profits and such)  worth of MTG cards to a card shop in my area to sell them and they offered me $51.53....


My work has biden on the break room TV and everyone is looking at the TV like 🤨


That orb is gonna ponder you


:pepeagony:


She deserves it, she knows what she did.


Somebody post something funny I wanna zap someone and I only have like 3 or 4 mins left on my break.


Let me dude out, this is BS, he didn't do nothing wrong.


:RedHeart:


Ma'am, I'm the pilot


:peepokek:


:pepehands:


I think I need to learn a trade


Sir this is a Wendy's and our frosty machine is "broken"


I smell sulfer and piss but that might be the way an Oscar smells 😂


Scene 2: *BOOM*  roll credits 😂


Movie Idea
Chernobyl: The Child (part 1)


Dr. Evil is and has always been my spirit animal.


Discipline is the hardest thing to learn and most rewarding thing a person can learn.


#meme #memestr https://video.nostr.build/b83f1fa28172d84059552b7632f5f685f462edcf19e0706fdbaeda979573d17a.mp4


Won't be walking very well in just a moment


Having a lot of stuff stresses me out. People don't understand why my home is so bare but that's why. I don't want stuff everywhere.


Don't take this from me, it's all I have.


I'm so trash at coding I've been playing around with JS today and I barely understand the DOM 😂


It was supposed to say metal but mental worked at well lol


Heading into second base.. I mean the second round 😂😂
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I have a very irrational fear of someone stealing my light bulbs. Take the TV, but don't touch my light bulbs.


I have an very irrational fear of someone stealing my light bulbs. Take the TV, but don't touch my light bulbs.


:RedHeart:


Let's fucking get going go gone gettin' good


:peepokek:


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/efa0ded27d468d57d717ac62ce4080c2bb5d84dff8b55f1e473dcc0ed0a07d7a.jpg


Dude I'll strap it on my head and just run around aimlessly on a battlefield while screeching


Slap that bad boy on the top of a car and have an a mobile auto-turret


When I was a kid I got hit in the head with a mental baseball bat and I think it shows in my notes here on #nostr


If I had a nickel for every time I had a good idea I would have $0.00 so yeah, basically that's the note.


I can only count to 3 and after that I just start saying many repeatedly


Vote McDonald's Ronald McDonald as president since we are getting a clown anyway.


It's called a speed run and it's a skill


I love this 😂🤣😂🤣

https://video.nostr.build/8fe682a68d1047e80cdb31d8322e09651e58cae8ed4916e8529fd580935fa8a7.mp4


Did we go to the moon? Yes or no? Don't explain yourself, just yes or no.
#askNostr


He's a legend


:pepeagony:


I remember a time when people would watch movies, listen to music, enjoy art and so on without worrying about if the creator, actors or songwriters politically aligned with them. It honestly wasn't that long ago. If a musician likes a politically ideology that you don't that doesn't mean they aren't a good musician for example. Stop with the stupid tribalistic BS and get back to living life and enjoying artistry.


What's your favorite mobile #nostr client?
#askNostr


:RedHeart:


I just want today to be over already


Im gonna start carrying salt in my pocket for small purchases, dollars just aren't cutting it anymore.


Woah woah lay off the daddy talk, or things might get real gay real quick


Dude I'll light all my walls on fire I don't care anymore 🔥


:peepokek:


*Jeffery Dahmar has entered the chat*


If I yell loud enough, cry hard enough and dye my hair enough, I can probably shift it a bit


Respect their privacy, they are shy damn it.


Maybe they are just shy


People with down syndrome are possibly some of the happiest people on the planet


I pissed off a manager because I said unrealistic expectations lead to people quitting because they will never have a sense of accomplishment 🤷♂


Freedom of speech has been burning out for a while now, can we tend to the last ember of it before it's completely gone.


:catJAM:


I don't flirt, I would just get rejected anyway lol.


At 18 I thought I figured everything out and yeah I was absolutely and completely wrong about it all. I knew absolutely nothing.


Looks better than I would think a pallet fence would look honestly


I know it's not technically unlimited, I don't really do anything that requires high speeds though. Also it would probably be good for me for my speeds to become unusable sometimes.


I already have mobile data and unlimited and it's cheaper than my current home Internet


I've considered cutting my Internet, though being at home would probably suck but  A.) Save money and B.) Maybe not be as addicted to the internet. But also I have a phone with mobile data so probably what would happen is I would cut my home internet and then just hotspot and nothing would change except I would save money? I don't know just a thought.


Most services that are 'free' cost more than if they were paid. Just think about if for moment and you will understand.


Bleh


:peepokek:


:RedHeart:


Obnoxious people in public are my least favorite people.


2 hours left until I get to leave work and I'm so ready


I've never seen that brand


He's name is bandito but sure, he's there to tell you about your cars extended warranty but when he gets you outside he just swipes your keys and goes on a joyride


That song The itsy bitsy spider makes me mad because we never really find out where the spider was going. We just know it's climbing up a water spout, then the rain wipes the spider out and then the spider climbs it again but where is it going, how long does it take to get there, it the spider running from warrants? What's going on?


People at my work were talking about elections and a few people said they are writing in Bernie Sanders 😂


I don't understand people who are just ok with being in debt, it makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable. How can you be comfortable when you have thousands and thousands of dollars in debt over you all the time?


I just heard someone scream "NOW THATS A FUCKING FIREWORK BRO!!" It's gonna be a long night trying to sleep in a little bit 😂


I feel this deep down in my soul


:pepeagony:


No one in my area has set off any fireworks yet and I'm scared, when I'm trying to sleep it's going to be a warzone lol


It's the 4th of July, which means tonight nobody gets to sleep (in the US), happy independence day, show sleep you don't need it. We are independent from sleep.


:peepoClap:


:Sigma:


No, HIV is not for me.


Double down on things you are wrong about just to irritate people who have the mindset that everyone must be like them. I believe the moon is actually a trapezoid that identifies as a sphere and had some work done and no you can't change my mind.


:Cry:


:peepokek:


He has dementia Jill.


Dude just dropped by and borked my whole system, I can't have shit in Linux


Dude just dropped by and worked my whole system, I can't have shit in Linux


A sin probably or at least a sad view, unless you are into that I guess


If Google does anything worse to you we are all screwed with that logic 😂


Why did you make me see this 😂


Alien Romulus is gay? I didn't know that. Why did they wait until after pride month to come out? 😂


:RedHeart:


PTSD stands for Pizza Truly Speedy Delivery


I bought that shampoo so that's something at least 😂
https://image.nostr.build/b7f83fe8e5cd260a5a885b90bc04e36f078f12932bcd821f13656c821ffa8b24.jpg


I actually heard someone today say "OMG, Yes! My credit card limit got raised to $10,000" I wanted to say call them a moron but I kept my mouth shut. Credit cards are a scam. Get out of debt.


That's not as fun though, I'm trying have fun 😂


Are you a detective? 'Causes you are about to find out.

Sorry, I was practicing what I would say in the case that someone broke into my home.


:Dance:


:catJAM:


I had a sip of tap water am I gay now?
https://image.nostr.build/abf490dff0f5a59d9966c725ba09f18f987721450a2a1906d67a83c3b5410e1b.jpg


:peepokek:


Most medications are band-aid solutions to bigger problems.


They are controlling 80% of humanity already, people eat them and give ze bugs control


I don't like them, but I know they are popular for sure.


Shrimp are ocean bugs


:Sigma:


The Slavic people have possibly the most depressing history.


Chocolate water was so good when I was a kid, I haven't had one in so long.


:RedHeart:


Кофе ☕


I hope to be this passionate about something one day
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#meme
https://image.nostr.build/b9ac96f28cfd20259743bc32921bc8d5548a9bc272a99599347ebb6984ede541.jpg


😂 nostr:note12ah4uuyuy98m4n67d7dftexjz2s9r6xyqmnea3dy7uyhq9nv0gaq69vu2p


If you don't stop making sense right now I'm gonna first cry but then I'm gonna tell your mom on you 😂


We gotta find another name for catfish, that name doesn't seem to match up too well. Let's call it a fat lipped whisker fish or something. I've never heard a catfish meow or seen a catfish chase a laser pointer or smack everything on a table off the table or anything.


Wtf is a paragraph? Why use lot word when few word do trick?


Me looking at coding videos/ GitHub projects and having zero idea what they are talking about or how they work.
https://image.nostr.build/14432f0e6e3cc887ca8a0d5899236bed2ba7b2f4cb52241c6ef44ab026b5d8ca.jpg


:peepokek:


China and specifically the Chinese government like to talk about how rich their culture is and how some of the great minds in history that came from there but then they ignore all the writings of Confucius and Lao Tzu when it comes to governing


GM

https://i.poastcdn.org/156c285140ccf62269aeb734d80c9788df6d17cb773084d4480895c2f986f0bf.mp4


GM https://video.nostr.build/8e2d0cd5a0c5bb1a08960d04851bd2cf727c11c7db41f5eb809b5069701c2507.mp4


To work or not to work that is the question for today


I'm gonna sleep so well I can feel it and I'm excited for it, GN 🌙


Tetris is such a calming game


Has anyone here ever played Rainbow Six Vegas 2? The terrorist hunt mode was pretty fun.


Has anyone here ever played Rainbow Six Vegas? The terrorist hunt mode was pretty fun.


:Sigma:


I'm being harassed by my boss for doing my job too well, I'm actually being yelled at for being too good. 😂


:RedHeart:


Turns out laughing at your boss when they are snapping at you makes them more mad, who would have thought 😂


I slept too hard, I'm moving so slow this morning. Coffee may fix this issue ☕


I'm just wondering if your native language makes your sneeze sound different


I said whoever watched the debate, your mom's a hoe


I don't want AIDS, I'll pass


Man, my feed is full of state propaganda.
Where are the retards with the funny stuff at?


My spine feels like the number 7
°7 <- (the degrees symbol is my little brain basket and the 7 is my body)


My spin feels like the number 7
°7 <- (the degrees symbol is my little brain basket and the 7 is my body)


Do you ever feel like your are a piece of paper that just got creased in half


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/78bab4a0b7216e7e94ebac0c3830fbe89e1f857b3b9497f94daa56957021cafd.mp4


I can't redeem it


Sad


I know this pain all too well


:peepokek:


I deserved this bamboozle


This is being saved and used where appropriate


Hold up, I'm doing a line of bam-bam and barney


Wait, you aren't supposed to snort your fintstone vitamin gummies?


I would like to apologize for I have done a say bad


:RedHeart:


Centrists sound like your mom 😂😂


welp

Sleep well 🌙


Mt Dew tastes like an Godlike killing spree on Halo 3 to me


Dr pepper is a good one, I have a hard time choosing between Root Beer and Sprite, I really like both of them.


Though all soda is bad for your health, which one tastes the best in your opinion?
#askNostr


My work screwed up my check so I just don't get paid until next week and it will be both checks combined...😐


I guess screw my bills and food and whatnot


My work screwed up my check so I just don't get payed until next week and it will be both checks combined...😐


Math is that kid that fucking snorts eraser shavings


Diabetics have the most fun, they are always shooting up and partying.


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes

https://image.nostr.build/15ba419c87ae186d4fe3267923ea99f6162aab4702c59a44bc3ea25f84927edd.jpg


No they aren't, Bitcoin is a cryptographic currency.


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/ea3c0086996de7bc3ffffd47c2fdd67b9b5f710f3fb64aa49799e8fda0bd6983.jpg


:peepokek:


No it doesn't, it suggests the use of cryptography.


Again, Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency if you like it the most that's fine but it's still a cryptocurrency.


Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency. What's the issue?


Can a Brit please explain innit to me?


If you hit them hard enough they will nap


Wasn't me


Play rock paper scissors and regardless of if you win or lose pull out a whole salmon from behind you and start beating the hell out of your opponent.


Ok


Yes, but taking things seriously when they are clearly a joke or weird.


Hope you are all doing well. Be great everyone. 🤙


This note is a reminder to myself, and I guess  anyone else who needs it. I made a budget last night. Hoping to see some changes in my financial stability.


This note is a reminder to myself, and I guess so anyone else who needs it. I made a budget last night. Hoping to see some changes in my financial stability.


Budget then personal finance become a bit easier. Spend money when you need to not when you want to. If you do this long enough you will have money you can spend when you want to.


Budget and personal finance become a bit easier. Spend money when you need to not when you want to. If you do this long enough you will have money you can spend when you want to.


Nothing in German sounds right let's be honest, you can say something so polite and respectful and it still sounds like you are condemning their soul to hell


:RedHeart:


Most of mens help gurus are scams and their information isn't even helpful, telling a man who's beyond depressed and demoralized to just go do it is like telling a dead person to just live again. You have to show these men that there is something worth their effort that they aren't worthless that life can actually be better.


Be kind


GN.
Be kind.


Who are you, Satan?


I randomly just thought about Soul Reaver Legacy of Kain on Dreamcast(I think it was on PlayStation as well), it was such a good game.


I randomly just thought about Soul Reaver Legacy of Kane on Dreamcast(I think it was on PlayStation as well), it was such a good game.


DAMN!


To shove beeswax in your ears when women are singing or you will die 😂


Do you not understand that this is a joke, really? The past 3 or 4 comments I've got from you is you completely ignoring the fact that it's a joke.


Ok


I don't do any drugs and if you look at my account here you will understand why I should probably stay away from them. I come up with the most idiotic things possible without drugs, on drugs I would probably shoot a ghost in a different language if thats a thing and if it's not I would shoot the gun in a different accent at least and eat some 3 week old tacos or something then play Tetris in my brain for a couple of hours before the effects of the drugs wore off and then be food poisoned and die or at least fake death long enough to get some rest and come back at a good 75% - 80% charge.


She might not be tempting you with a good time she might beat the shit out of you be careful 😂


Me too, my dude


:Sigma:


Insurance kinda seems scammy to me if I'm honest.


I know it's just scary to me


Support normally has an Indian accent 😂


It's kinda scary that people are just tracking him like this.


When I was a kid I thought when someone said "TV dinner" that they just skipped dinner and watched TV instead and no I'm not joking 😂


:RedHeart:


One of those wild theories I have is that all grass is just the hair of some massive creature and one day he's gonna stand up and be pissed that some of us can't cut hair worth a damn. We got him 2/9's faded and 3/11's mullet'ed up.

No I have no idea what I'm talking about.


Dino Nugget Sauce


:peepokek:


Dude, hear me out.... Godzilla is a Meth Gator!


Can we sip together 🥺


I'm gonna piss in that commie cup


STANLEY IS CRYING BECAUSE YOU TOOK HIS CUP AND HE WAS USING IT HE PUT IT DOWN FOR A FEW SECONDS


STANLEY IS CRYING BECAUSE YOU TOOK HIS CUP AND HE WAR USING IT HE PUT IT DOWN FOR A FEW SECONDS


Give Stanley his cup back, what the hell is wrong with these people.


Give Stanley his cup back, what the hell is wrong with there people.


I'm convinced that the flat earth society is saving up as much money as they can to build a compactor larger enough to put the earth inside of and smash it flat. Do I have any reason to believe this? No. Is it a logical thing to think? No. Am I asking myself questions? Yes.


I randomly had the urge to do this


N a O S T b R
O n T T R  y E
T d H U A     L
E     E F N     A
S     R F S     Y
              M    S
               I
              T
              T
              E
              D


I'm more scared of the Aussie accent than I am some little wiggly little fanged pasta


I'm not scared of a danger noodle 🐍


It's ok, no worries.


:RedHeart:


I'm sorry


A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.

~ Max Planck


Outer space is so beautiful and terrifying at the same time


This is my thoughts as well


Do you believe that all people have natural talents?

I talked to someone at work about this and we disagreed with each other, I would be interested to see what some of you think.

#askNostr


That better be milk


Must be nice.


My whole adult life I've been chasing a job that I could go to, make a living, and come home feeling like my job actually did something. I've since realized that job doesn't exist unless I want to go 10's of thousands of dollars in debt and hope that after I getting the qualifications there is a position for me.


I've been promised a promotion and have had nothing else mentioned to me about it, they have removed almost everyone who worked with me and now I'm doing nearly everything myself for trash tier pay, it's like they want me to quit.


I've been promised a reason and have had nothing else mentioned to me about it, they have removed almost everyone who worked with me and now I'm doing nearly everything myself for trash tier pay, it's like they want me to quit.


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/b97bd52b1809d28434fb3acab7b97e343a56a6c75adf14df9a168b4a2d1742f9.mp4


I just wanted to make a note, so I did.


:peepokek:


My dad is playing a game on my PS5 and he got hit and said "Really? You stupid hoe." To the CPU enemy 😂


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/70acc5f12c11decb43c624b0a88805bb50023e2713f2c1e25499749980718aa5.jpg


If she's upset with the monetary value of the ring rather than what its symbolic for, she's not the one.


ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/032088a12c2a8c651aa3951ea8ffda3afa41c9ed0d34305eb48f8caca8349765.jpg


Not even close


:RedHeart:


I've never seen something so beautiful in my whole life. #meme #gunstr
https://video.nostr.build/5d704100edf56fbf2c2d7442c8c2483a0a54e50abd4894d27251ecb414dd27c0.mp4


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/4035a9f5ab0e3e717ad0b10fe76854641845f8d33c9e764da10a15224ae11eb4.mp4


Attention all US 2A advocates.

Stop telling the government Don't Tread on Me while on your knees begging them to let you keep your guns. Tell them you are keeping guns regardless of what is written on some paper.

#guns #gunstr #anarchy


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://image.nostr.build/55905ccc90bc9d55261516acd22e334c2ecce366dfb8f73493553be894ec9c1d.jpg


Woah woah you are taking hawk - tuhah to a different level


I've seen this before, she is incredibly talented as a vocalist.


I'll give it a go 😂


#theovon #meme #memestr #nostrmemes
https://video.nostr.build/99d423d9a48e5462cfaa28edd27b74b4a80745067d16b5dab82bb4a512295087.mp4


You ever go to pee and just think HOLY SHIT HOW CAN I HOLD THIS MUCH LIQUID TO BEGIN WITH! Your kid is thinking that now 🤣🤣


I'm just collecting  information and ideas at the moment, i'm too broke to actually buy anything right now. But sometime in the near-ish future I do plan to either build or buy an SBR or maybe a Krink i don't know for sure yet


I've never built, I would like to eventually.


Anyone have any SBR's they recommend?
#gunstr


:Dance:


*doom music plays*
*red strobe light start*
*RAGE IS ENGAGED*


When I say I love America I mean the land not the government, not the policies, not the tyranny.


My work be sending me home early because I look worse than I thought I did (I'm noticable sick)


:RedHeart:


I think I'm getting sick, but jokes on my immune system I've been sick since day one 🤙


I'm gonna start carrying an RPG around and if anyone gets upset and tries to tell me off I'm going to tell them it's my emotional support dog and they better be quiet before he barks


Yes it's fantastic


The whole shirt is nice for sure but the back is the part that gets your attention.


For anyone who's wondering the shirt is a very nice quality fabric.


The AR made more sense when I was going to take the picture from the front but the back looks so much cooler lol and I didn't want to go but the gun up lol


nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s I love the shirt, you guys are awesome.

https://image.nostr.build/a35396679502d1c276d5ef93979877c9279011d855123a8d5c56d9e763c20ea0.jpg


Rest at the bonfire, you earned it.


If I had an unlimited supply of flash bang grenades life would be better


I just say we start shooting


#meme #memestr #nostrmemes

https://image.nostr.build/4099c9020410384b957fe501426f9afc906af154cae052bb144b5416692e2a2b.jpg


#meme #memestr #theovon

https://video.nostr.build/073a5be244e515997bff550e8b42ac942c2d989b381337b34fcb5d4bd16151d4.mp4


I almost bought a gun I couldn't afford yesterday so I quickly went to to sleep to clear the cache.


I almost bought a gun I couldn't afford yesterday so I quickly went to to sleep so clear the cache.


:peepokek:


I could go for some ice cream but I don't want to get molested so I'll pass


Something cool I saved to my phone and forgot I saved

https://image.nostr.build/cbfd006152b850074e0424a402f05fb5dc5ba3eb28ab746c4ba7c4c19d0c5784.jpg


Give me Liberty or Give me Meth... Or something like that


Of course Caesar isn't Lord he owns a pizza chain now (Little Caesars)


That's odd


Anytime anyone mentions the have a relative in the military in my brain instantly hear War Pigs start playing.


:RedHeart:


Today may have honestly been the most boring day at work I've ever had in my life. I did basically nothing the entire day.


We call it a pyramid scheme but I can scheme with any shape


I don't want to speak too soon but it's been a super slow day at work


I love you for saying this 😂


Gotta go work, let's get this over with. 🤙


The cannons and musketeers beat the red coats it can also beat the yellow jackets.


Just buy a cannon and yell "BEGONE HEATHENS" as you set it off.


Yes me too


I'm not against AR's or anything, just preferences. I like the customization that AR's give for sure.


That's fine I also have an AR, I'm just saying I prefer the charging on an AK.


I'm my opinion, yes.


:peepokek:


There is no legitimate argument for why people shouldn't be able to have an amount of value. Anyone trying to dictate how much value a person can hold is a supporter of tyrants or the tyrant themselves.


I prefer Pizza the Hut but you got the right idea.


I prefer Pizza then Hut but you got the right idea.


If you get fat enough you don't need bulletproof vests in combat


I'm gonna be honest #gunstr  charging an AR just isn't as satisfying as charging an AK.


I hope you mean rapping 🤣🤣


This video always cracks me up 🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/52YOsjGINSc?si=iX1OPag6o8fPcJ1U


I tested the apps I need for work and they work on GrapheneOS, I kinda thought they wouldn't so its a pleasant surprise


This is a joke 🤣


My dad always got me to behave that way too


The US civil war was mostly to do with Abe Lincoln wanting the federal government to have more power and to do away with the Articles of Confederation which heavily restricted governments ability to screw the people.


You can buy them in the black markets, if you want one walk into any back alley.


You can by them in the black markets, if you want one walk into any back alley.


You ever threaten inanimate objects with obscene threats of violence and rage? I do, I do often 😂


We are all bungee jumping off a little thing called time and eventually the bungee cord snaps, and we are no longer bound by time.


Be sure to hydrate your garden with Gatorade™ it has electrolytes, it's what plants crave.


:RedHeart:


Abe Lincoln too


Just know, it ain't easy being cheesy


D A M N !
https://video.nostr.build/a3bf5e1c3d3f5cfdc308c1d5c39c4ef08994d3ff21b2659a1f648c47d892bdf1.mp4


Be unpredictable


I'll have a mix of both please 😂


This is dark actually 😂
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Dang, bird got the JFK treatment


He wouldn't know high speed if it knocked him down the stairs, or pushed him off a bike or stumbled him over his words.


Use tools that work best for you 🤙
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Let them vacation in peace


I love you for this


Test note from GrapheneOS


:peepokek:


:pepeagony:


Does any else have a food that they wished they liked but they really just don't? For me it's Shrimp and Sushi.


It's spelled with a C but it looks better with a K


:Cry:


Look it's Dan Krenshaw if he was less of a bitch


The GM reaction was by accident but I stand by it


:peepogmsign:


:RedHeart:


I would like to apologize, my brain took over for a moment


Yo mama is an NPC (Nut Pipe Cleaner) 🤣


I just had so much fun


Some of you don't know the absolute horror of playing red rover with the local street kids and your side calling the biggest kid over and him running right at you.


:Sigma:


I'm not going to ask, I have heard the stories already 🤣


You wouldn't destroy several buildings in an area because local government was screwing you over at every turn.

Killdozer:
https://image.nostr.build/10244b75e0745301a37205608e1fbece386e5e2db72c1ba9dd83a0e61b79027c.jpg


I know the economy is trashed and I know values and ethics seem to be going down the drain more and more but it's not irreversible and it's not the end and we are all still so lucky to get to experience this life we live. Black pilling helps nothing it's admitting defeat to bastards who aren't particularly impressive. So go be great, go win. 🤙


It worked, thank you 💜🤙


:peepognsign:


100% agree.


We should take care of the Earth. No I'm not a climate activists. It's strange that it's a political issue to want to live on a planet that has ecosystems that are flourishing.


We should take care of the Earth. No I'm not a climate activists. It's strange that it's a political issue to want to live in a planet that has ecosystems that are flourishing.


GM ☕


:peepokek:


This is sick 🤙


:RedHeart:


I showed my dad the shirt and this was his response.

https://image.nostr.build/ce8205c2a7f9dd63cadf8ccc0a756fbdf067110eb6a2fb964e5e4d85500c5a78.jpg


I've never been so excited to receive a shirt.
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https://image.nostr.build/e4d0827bd010825ed9b7f2016a0007d4155cc06296b1bb383a8b4cfce1b9d193.jpg


:peepogmsign:


My head feels like there is a UFC match going on in there


Me after saying some absurd stuff on #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/2e353ed82b9c7287c92af24aaf555c7dcc30b4f2828a593caf279e50394d188e.jpg


freeborn | ἐλεύθερος


What's your favorite way to consume potatoes?
#askNostr


Dang, I'm gonna die. I'm a winter/fall person.
https://image.nostr.build/0f2082cc05c7b85e5ef63ddcd6cdb868cadd86bddc92f9e1f0647f2d125bfd83.jpg


I'm not a detective or anything but I'll find out


Ooga booga chachooga or something like that