GN. 

I’m going to go pretend to be asleep until you’re about to doze off, then plow through the house chasing an imaginary bug loudly enough you’ll think someone is breaking in. 
❤️💜💙 

 Let’s be honest. We know dogs are a man’s best friend because y’all have the same IQ.  

 Sometimes, I chase mice, and I’m not even hungry.  

 I asked for Temptations and they bought fucking Greenies.