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 Imagine if Biden went hyper-ultra Dark Brandon cancelled a bunch of student loans and medical debt. All IRREVERSIBLE stuff he can do WITHOUT Congress.

He then immediately resigns to make Kamala the first female anyways (even if it's for two months) as his final gift to the American people. https://media0.giphy.com/media/3pTtbLJ7Jd0YM/200.gif 
 I have a feeling we're going to start finding out a lot of our friends were secretly Trump supporters this whole time over the next 4 years. 
 Look if homeboy's going to be in the office in January. I'm going to need dark Brandon to start dark branding more than he ever has before?

Student loans GONE 

Medical debt GONE 

You better start Ultra using those executive orders.

Don't forget he can't get in trouble anyways 
 This truly broke my heart. I really thought we had it, turns out we're just doing 2016 again. 
 To everybody looking at the election results right now ... Breathe. Don't trip. I know what you're thinking. Just wait till 8:01 p.m. hits on the West Coast. Trust me. 😏 #election #harris2024  
 Wishing all Trump supporters a very 

🗣️HOPE Y'ALL FUCKING LOSE AND HE DON'T TRY THIS SHIT EVER AGAIN !  
 So they're going to record Tim Walz calling Kamala to tell her that she won, right?

Or maybe Joe should do it? 
 Just want to let all my homies know me and my family are filling out our election ballots this very second.

🗣️ : WE'RE NOT GOING BACK. 

#Harris2024 
 Stop the dramala, vote Kamala 🇺🇸 
 Twitter/X says changes to the block feature are going live. Accounts you have blocked will be able to read your posts https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/3171ed3f9e5c6c204dba88adc9966ac0439e5895c8c4db8b776f4935dc5928f6.webp 
 It’s not too late. If you live in: 
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Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay 
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 This seems like important information for people that may need it. Share it so people will know.

Thanks to a Biden Administration rule change, starting Nov. 1st, DACA recipients can apply for health insurance under the Affordable Care Act!

Apply now through January 15!
https://www.healthcare.gov/ https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/1183d80d07400203e8790676ef7d6490b883ff766d11300a43eb8d6aab5b2eb9.webp 
 So it looks like #Apple is in its succession era, and everyone is getting the vibe that Tim Cook is stepping down soon.

It's looking like one of these two will be the next CEO of Apple.

Although I actually think both of them being co-CEOs would be the smartest move. https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/f3fa0e3584a553fd1f6f2c38bd065d1269f4a9deedad33d4377ea10c41c4db6a.webp 
 Honestly, all elections should be considered federal /state /city holidays.

Everything that's not required should be closed accordingly so people can have a significantly easier time voting.

(I know your job is supposed to give you 2 hours) But the day should just be off 📴 
 Goddamn global warming!

How hard do I need to freaking recycle to go back?

Me in my goddamn sweatsuit every day this fall. https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/0dcb4e3daeeb8b62b2b49e2e4bbc6242a4ded949089ab96f85715e53e8011028.webp 
 Yes yes yes it's almost time to go PRO I will see you next week. My sweet beauties

Supremely excited to get my PS5 pros on launch day

I got two on the way

#PS5PRO #gaming #Playstation #pro #game 🎮 #PS5Pro https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/847b51cd39b7ede51b03a0b1f65730c5a479bd936afdc8d63159ba193ee929e9.webp 
 The last time the Dodgers won the World Series, Donald Trump lost the presidency one week later. 
 So if not Nubia, I legitly think Megan Thee Stallion would make a great Starfire if they were to pull off a young adult #Starfire .

Especially if the Titans are going to be adults or young adults  https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/24b99457b1e1c63df5acedf3389751b040135fcf4ed912b335ec029415e902b4.webp 
 Since Barry Allen lost access to the Speed Force, but in trying to get it back he actually gains smaller connections to all of the other forces and can use all of them going forward.

Almost like how they made Kyle the White Lantern for a bit. #comicsky #comics #dccomics https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/5a397c026988f1879164e503e51126ee6eb67aa896ad3c5e9784f927c2011319.webp 
 A really interesting take the MCU could take with #Venom, would be for the symbiote to bond and inter-mingle with Spider-Man in the next movie, and then I would give him and its host the Venom Space Knight treatment, leading to him joining the next iteration of the Guardians of the Galaxy. https://nostrcheck.me/media/bd2dea455dc29b58e3afc8ce453caf1234fe49a73dc9c487cfc3e57e391efce7/d15f6aa84bbff84243a67b22d9a4d1d653f08421ea421e9daaf58295adca3210.webp 
 PSA to all of my friends with iPhones

If you have an iPhone and you haven't already, please for the love of God, update your phones to iOS 18.

It makes messaging between Android and iPhone monumentally better for both of us.

Love.
All of your friends and family on Android
🤖🤝🍎 Plz share 
 AI, this AI, that you know what, make some more AI CEOs and get those expensive ass MFs out of here.

Try saving some money over there. 
 Getting your "I Voted" 🗳️ sticker is the adult equivalent to getting a lollipop 🍭 after a doctor's visit as a kid. 
 So potentially hot take

(Pending if ANYONE ELSE owned Tesla)

Tesla should have bought the rights to the DeLorean company and made a Model D (Delorean).

In the original body style with Model 3 tech.

I promise you it would be the most popular car immediately if priced properly. 
 One thing I'm starting to love about being on #openvibe is the consolidation of all my timelines.

I have all of my people from BlueSky. All the news outlets federated from Mastodon, & Threads are being integrated.

And I can now cross post to BlueSky Threads and Mastodon all at once. 🐙 
 The fact that I can FINALLY cross-post to my Bluesky, Threads, and Mastodon all through one app is giving me LIFE right now.

#openvibe 🔥🔥🔥🔥