The smoke alarm only chirps in my house after it goes off (which it will frequently if we're grilling/frying something and the kitchen door is open, because it's hair trigger sensitive). I also don't remember anyone changing the batteries.
Yeah, I pirate pretty much everything now. I have a Plex server and I used to say "I'll just download whatever's not on Netflix or Prime, and what is on Netflix and Prime I'll watch on the account I share with my family", but then the library constantly fucking changes and movies keep getting removed, to the point where I'm like fuck it, I'm hoarding everything I ever want to watch.
Film studios be like "hmmm, do we milk our audience for cash by holding all our properties on our exclusive streaming platform and put Max on the end or Plus on the end?"
Figured the English comedian getting outed for sexual assault was Brand, because people seemed to suspect it was a couple months ago when some female comedian said she confronted "someone" in the industry.
Idk what this is because it’s refused to load for the 8 hours since it’s been posted, and neither has your profile. @Hoss “Cyber Santa” Delgado what’s the deal?
My Mum and Dad (moreso Mum) hates the idea and I'll admit it's pretty fucking dangerous but I figure if I am going to own a vehicle it might as well be something cheap.
In Ireland, you have to initially pass basic training (like you would if you had to qualify to drive a lorry or a tractor). I tried doing it in 2020 during COVID but the guy training me was a cunt, and since then I just haven't bothered pursuing it. Probably when I'm finished uni, I'll consider it.
so like pretend I'm a comic at an open mic, okay
You know, why do they call it a love triangle? it's usually just one person lusting after two people, but those two people aren't into each other. They should call it a love acute angle! Emphasis on *cute*, amirite.
*screams NIGGER into the mic before sitting down quietly at my table*
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