 Well, if my boss didn't think I was a degenerate before, he definitely thinks so now.

" So what do you think of the new sando special?"

"Oh id fuck with it." Is what I said. What he heard was "id fuck it"

"Did you just say you would fuck the sandwich?"

Me  Continuing to run my mouth."Yeah, why do you think I work here? I'm sexually attracted to sandwiches, and I stick my nuts in em any chance I get"

Boss walks away shaking his head. And my co-worker is losing it in the back.


Im in capsaicin bliss as I take a break to eat my bing on the side of river. Also why the fuck is it so nice in october. #foodstr #bikestr

https://image.nostr.build/6699b675839788bafc1c1923d13f76afbfaf321c55c08c29ae4f443992d963db.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/45b8b8bed3cf90fe6b7fa7edd9cfb5fd338a9da4f26f4da13ffd3dfa9cd73c4a.jpg


Whenever I go to a bank. (I dont go often) I make it a point to rock a short the banks tee.

The tellers love it. (This is sarcasim)


Yet anouther reason I will never use alby for anything.


it's a sicilian olive and probably one of the best tasting in the world.


You wont regret it.


I never knew I could like olives so much until I had a castelvetrano olive.


Naaa ill post about everything from the same account. 😛


Trying not to


Did I see a #bussython ?


Did you disable the wifi chip? If you scratched more than that connector you could have problems.


Oh wow.


Tldr its gotta do with big mom.


Oh wow gonna have to check my channels now.


 i can tell you where he is but.

https://image.nostr.build/a24ff7211ded65345626477a6a686c551621c3a203d6e2dbd2d1f8b97030a791.jpg


he said he would join the crew after the fishman island debacle but he has to do some shit first it'll be explained later.


:EZ:


Oooh snap. Ok. Mmm.


Na I just RBF or CPFP.


Having a late shift it's frustrating sometimes. Having to make the mental shift from coding (or at least trying to) and not really dealing with people to being out in public and interacting in a kitchen sometimes takes a monumental effort. 😅


Note to self. Don't waste time fiddeling with custom text alignments when CAT, read and echo work just fine.


Well its not on soul seek. 😅 damn. Where is what. Cd when you need it.


Mass adoption in our lifetime is a fucking joke that influnicooors sell to dull masses.

If we do a good job maybe in the next couple generations. Assuming we don't bomb ourselves back to the stone age first.


Testing mostly. I host a few lnbits instances so why not lol.

 it's neat but in general i don't see why we need yet another layer on top of lightning.  especially one that adds another trusted third party to the whole system.


shit I paid for a whole ass book with lightning a couple days ago. And a few lbs of coffee.


Sad but true.


Oh shit that voice actor is the lady who played avasarala


Even my node got it. If you decode it as a file (its a base 64 string) you get an application.bin but I don't think anyone has opened it yet..


 it's not that unpopular.  last week i was getting dinner after work and started ranting about money because the bartender was complaining about the state of shrinkflation (he dident know the term yet was bitching about it)

Shit most people dont even know how the fiat system works.  they all know something is definitely wrong but they don't have the words to describe it so they blame their least favorite politician or som other arbitrary factor.

 but then the most frustrating part is when i started to describe  just how broken fiat is they look at me like im a nutter. ( granted this could be a result of my enthusiasm after a few beers but still )

we got a long ass way to go.


Im trying to get better at bash scripting currently. I fixed the logic for modifying a config file. Now the text to prompt the user to make a decision is throwing a syntax error. And I forgot to re add the check for curl to see if its on a new machine so when i get to the section that uses curl the script exits anyways. 😅


Coding is hard but im leanring.

I swear every time I fix something another thing fucking breaks. 😅


Admittedly it's still really not that great a couple hours on balanced mode and i can probably squeeze an extra hour or so out of it if I turn it on to battery saver mode. But its also an older model. Cant really speak for the newer ones.


Im a fan of MSI workstation laptops. Most have a metal case and full keyboard + numberpads. My daily driver is an older model and is still going strong. In the 5 ish years ive had it only had to replace the battey once.


Ive been using sayboard for ages. I wonder if this is better.


All of a sudden im glad I run pop on a non system 76 laptop. Thats rather unfortunate.


GN nostr.

nostr:nevent1qqsyzkzf2gh2mptc3dfjwau3fxze2lu4a07jmfvn39lmr974g5a33qqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsrlhutg0fwd66elsue7l93hqvj85wl7qs463dprcwp7fucyl424kqrqsqqqqqpsgnufl


:EZ:


Lmao id smoke the ai buds.


it's not really not as clean as amethyst but it has most of the core functions down. Im still getting used to it but it seems stable.


No becasue it fetches your relay list. 😅 listr broke my follows recently though lol.


Ive been liking yana. I really like the layout of plasma but imo its not a daily driver yet.


Yeah just checked my node. 1 sat transaction. Cant be a satogram then. The dev removed me from that list.


I wonder if non wos users got it. I asked to remove my node from the satogram list so I prolly dident get it. Interesting. I wanna run it. 😅


Lmao rugged again


I was a big fan of paranoid android, and aokp.


Only about an hour this time. #napstr

https://image.nostr.build/6c5079a41a0d284da3561239753b57b98a254a23e32f7c1c8650f670180eda82.jpg


Worth watching

Juan Passarelli:
„Today marks the 17th anniversary of WikiLeaks. In that time WikiLeaks changed the world more than once. It ended the Iraq occupation, exposed CIA torture, and massive corruption at the highest levels of government. Here are some of the most important revelations: 👇👇👇“

https://archive.org/details/1696449571-1


Oh lame.


Holy shit dude. Best of luck.


Its inevitable,  if not already being done.


No but my SIM was off.


No. But I also make it a point to turn off those alerts.


But its absolutely not something that happens regularly 😅


You can turn them off. Even on a vinailla android (I think). Dunno why people are bitching.


Jfc. Thats absolutly fair.


Oh yeah i forgot about that one.


I was checking out the new listr and hit follow on someone 😅.

something like that does exist i just don't think i backed everything up correctly or something because when i went to rebroadcast my backup it didn't seem to restore my follows.  or that service is strictly for notes i forget

 ironically though with my religious use of lists  i'm actually finding people again.


I make old laptops crunch for tor addresses 😅


85$ for a used optiplex.


One of my favorite art bots.

nostr:nevent1qqsv0dkl5ertmxrngz8g0m6qyw4x09kq8jkyv7nmfufekl4wqyn0gwgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgq3q8l0cks7jum44nlpena7trwqey0galuppt4z6z8surunesfl24tvqxpqqqqqqz66lqer


Damn it just lost a 100+ people i followed fingers crossed my back up from a week oago recovers most of them. 🤞 gonna have to find a mess of people again.


#PixelArtBabes
https://cdn.satellite.earth/b535aa6e13cf1c2bc768a2ead8936517dc45b623112a9ccaf8cb975872e64154.jpg


Wooo sometimes sleep is the best fix. Woke up and all my LN channels where active again. 😁


Lmao im always a few gens behind. I just got a 6a a month ago.


Baller ok.


Hosting ad-servers is a pain in the ass. (Its for clients sites that serve local ads but still)


Its not an ordnal?


I like #2 the most.


Do you like 1, 2, 3 or ???? ( I need a photoshop edit of earth in glasses but need to decide which one)

🌎Rebranding the podcast to "LOVE World" to talk to impact-focused changemakers who use inner and outer technologies (like bitcoin, meditation, psychedelics, AI, nature, music, art) to make life and world exponentially better.

🧡I want to orange pill artists, activists, entrepreneurs , healers, and changemakers in a sly round about way ;-)

Please share - I need creative input (is the pic ridiculous or ok- yay iphones)

#podcast #AI #music #love https://image.nostr.build/903e46b045c782ad3269d1451713affb4973c6361fbc61c3780dfc3561921b96.jpg


Lmao. This.


Yay im glad its understandable!

 but yeah honestly who knows.  my only argument against that is I2P  is arguably  easier to decentralize because every user is also a router but that doesn't stop a government agency from just spinning up more routers on their end of things.  it seems to be the unfortunate game of cat and mouse that we play with privacy networks😅


Yeah like if I knew it was the  host was unreachable i would probably just assume that TOR was just acting up and things will be back online in a few hours.

Or anything rather than just "inactive"


inactive channels would be a lot less stressful 😅


Lmao blog formatting is off. Should have posted my habla link instead


TL;DR  it is an alternative privacy network more suited for peer to peer connections. IMO it could be more effective than TOR but im also not a  galaxy brain lightning developer and there could be something Im missing.

I wrote an explainer for it if you wanna read about it.

https://becomesovran.com/blog/i2p-the-private-layer-of-the-web.html


I really just want i2p support for LN.


It was put out less than 8 hours ago. (LND not an umbrel update) they will prolly push it in an update soon. It adds simple taproot channels.


Bha seems like a TOR issue. A channel just came online and one more offline. Watching the logs I see isseus finding hosts. *grumble grumble* gonna assess it again after a walk and a burrito. 😅


Thats really fekken cool.


Well not all of them. Even a clearnet channel is inactive.


Yeah lnd. I upgraded a bit ago and now a good chunk of my channels are offline and im not sure how to make them active again. Its all my TOR channels it seems.


V 0.17.0 to be specific i forgot a couple of dots.


Fack most of my ln channels are inactive after upgrading to v17 and reboooting my node. What do #asknostr


Yeah im still not sure. 😅


Now im susing out why I have 3 inactive channels. 😅


I was having go issues lol

nostr:nevent1qqsdk5me8p4xulvp0ad80q2wj8erpl7klcry36rjd7uvmc0k6kxa8aqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsyfhqu9kuu877hhm5j2lkwk5478nuvgza00d3lgmjkkk9px8r57zcrqsqqqqqps0m8lf


Ok running lnd v0.17.0 after fixing my GO  install. Make sure your $GOBIN is set to the right path folks.


Fuuuuck no. Imo a  signing device should have a way to view the addresses that you're sending to, fees, change adresses etc...

I get that ther are not targeting "power users" but blindly signing a transaction feels like a bad idea.  i don't even know if it has a companion app or if other wallets are supposed to integrate support for it.


In the case of 5htp im pretty sure I did damage to my serotonin receptors because of drug use in my early twenties/ late teens 😅. 5htp noticeably helps my mood swings. But  melatonin doesn't really seem to work for me either.

I get what your saying though. Im activily trying to cut things out to fix my skin. Or at least seeing if that helps as my diet seems to effect how often I break out. I got into bread baking becasue looking at an ingredients list in most store bought breads makes me shudder. Lol.


📣 ZapThreads 0.3.2

 - Supports log in via nsec (programmatic)
 - Improved content parsing, handles almost any link, image, nostr reference even non-compliant ones
 - Properly completes all tags on publish
 - Show relay status in advanced
 - More bugfixes


Yuuuup. No idea why lol. I know follow counts is a weird metric on nostr though.

I wonder how many are active nostr users though.


Potentially stupid question.

Is LNbits 0.11.0 out? Im updated to 0.10.10 but all the extensions want 0.11.0 to update.

#asknostr


More things to update. Wheeee

nostr:nevent1qqsrlxm2d58a6znwmf90x5rhegml9p8txvu9ukq0aryuhv20gvtw9nsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsww45ja3c3wnnf3hcl8504wuv9t0xyumjksjya964dfzwczpj2eesrqsqqqqqpwe8p7s


Gonna go with what here.


Truly mind blowing 😅


Im gonna give it a chance. I think I still have PTSD from twitter when i hear the word "progressive" 😅.  which is ironic because i don't really consider myself conservative either when it comes to thinking of political spectrum.


Ive cut seed oils and I eat as organic as I can (plus seasonally with what's locally available) 🤙 I cook almost daily and make as many food stuffs at home as I can. (Breads, mayo, etc).

But ive found that things like 5-htp is a great mood stablizer and helps with my depression. (Along with exersise ofc). So respectfully I kind of disagree about your opinion on supplements. I definitely don't claim that they are silver bullet and should be relied on heavily. But in moderarion and if they come from a good source, I see no issue in  experimenting especially if you find something that works because everyone's brain chemistry is a little bit different. At least in the case of 5htp id rather eat that than a SSRI.


Queue*


Dunno why ive avoided this podcast but im at my computer all day so ill put in the que.


I get what you're saying but i also don't see the harm in messing with other supplements in combination with a good diet.


:EZ:


So for instance I have pills that are 200mg l-theanine / 100mg caffeine. Works fekken great when I want a kick in the ass.


If you mix it with cffeine in a 2:1 ratio it (2 on the l-theanine side) it cuts jitters and gives a "clean" energy.


Forgot to #asknostr

nostr:nevent1qqsx3hsxn08cxkn5drrjqzkaaxmckajwp0v9p0e5wq63j7auuffp9xgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3eryvfwvdhk6q3qgnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9sxpqqqqqqzpvds4u


What are the LN browser options out there that let me connect to my own node.  I found a chrome extension that supposedly can connect to lnbits but it hasn't been updated since 2021

Not really keen on useing Alby. What else is there?


Depends. But I always get hit with a bit of the sad when the weather changes.


Other  ingredients in the stack for those curious:

artichoke extract
B12
Methylliberine
L-phenylalanine
Forskolin


Lmao trying some new nootropic stacks. Looking at the ingredents to one  labeled "motivation" the base is a 100mg caffeine/ theinine pill plus some other stuff.  they suggest you eat these with an empty stomach. OFC if you slam that much caffeine on an empty stomach it's going to motivate you whether you like it or not. 😅


If you've never coinjoined before, now is the time.

Fees are low, great value right now!

I use whirlpool via sparrow wallet.

Conjoining was officially declared legal by US courts, don't be scared


I guess these stats are just for zaps but I wonder  how much this reflects on the greater lightning network.

 the overuse of custodians is absolutely  concerning to me.


Lmao damn. Glad to be part of the other here. I knew it was bad but thats worse than I thought.


Its pretty meh. Claims to be  decentralized yet there's only one instance and they  have yet to release the code so you can spin up your own instance. There is baked in blocks and censorship in the code.

 i guess if you care about moderation first before any other functionality i guess it's not bad but all the talk I saw when i was initially on there was about who to add to block lists, and who needs to be banned.

Nostr for the win imo.


I should almost nuke that account I never log in unless someone wants an invite 😅


An invite code + email. Want one?


Nope.


I know you said nothing smart but im still a fan of my fossil hybrid.

Hard to beat a casio though for reliability.


Pop is my daily driver right now.


Potentially stupid question.

Is LNbits 0.11.0 out? Im updated to 0.10.10 but all the extensions want 0.11.0 to update.

#asknostr


Feeling cute. Might open some lightning channels at 1sat/vbyte.


:EZ:


I was waiting for a non amazon option. Swooped!


Now you dont habe to buy it on amazon.

Swooped!

nostr:nevent1qqswfcm0m4mqqgc5z63j7hctdfuvcwpuhqnazdak5u3j6m78g2pqxxspr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9upzp64suatdx2uqhn2xfu7cgjuqgqcrqadp864uxkv6wckf43atj860qvzqqqqqqywzhdvg


He had info on hillary.


Nostalgia or just not knowing any better. Its deff trash food.


"Today marks five years since the brutal killing of Jamal Khashoggi"

#freeassange

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/julian-assange-cia-kidnap-plot-yahoo-news-b1930759.html


Oh man thats a good one.


Grrrr. I think i one of my external drives died. I *think* most of it was backed up. But im also not sure what I lost if anything because it was a drive with old shit that I hadent touched in over a year or so.


Gonna do some clean up after dinner then ill hop in. Coffee seems like a good idea to.


lmao chuck and the pie maker back at it again.


lmao nostr interoperability wins again. I wanna make dinner so I can sang my tablet, fire up amethyst, cook and not miss a beat. Blows my mind every tim.


Brutal way to be hung.


Need to add this to my media server.


kids got a point


owncast*


yeah via ownstream or something


nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev  Lamo thats great.


team america is top teir


pleb.al looks cool


Nice! people are showing up.


OBS > to a self hosted owncast > zap stream.


you can but if you have some self hosting chops you dont need to.


lmao facts. and for some reason im buying more servers, lol.


So, in a little under an hour (8PM EST), I am going to be techno wizarding a nostr movie night, hosted by our local movie buff nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz .

We will be watching The Fall (2006)

This viewing is Purple Cat certified cool 😎 and mouse free.

Feel free to pop in: https://zap.stream/naddr1qq9rzd3exccnjde48yeqygrjl9642q0p53ry7unhmpsjpan70alv82zw76qne3mqd067ppc07vpsgqqqwenssc4mvq

There will be an afterparty in Nostr Nests afterwards.


I havent had Mtn dew in a bit.


thats the plan.


we where small ~60 computers but we had like 7 spaces in this U shaped plaza.


so yeah +1 for ubiquity


I also gotta play with their larger switches at my old job.


we have one of their 16 port switches. its nice.


all*


I really need a new router. every time steam updates a game wll our wifi devices get booted.


ah nice! when my roommate bought his house (and before we moved all our crap in) we wired the whole house with 6a as well. well worth the work.


fuck yeah. what all did you do?


not bad. Its coming out of my studio speakers right now. Its a clear stream.


and on dektop just like that.


Link to movie night watch on zap dot stream or in a client that supports streams. (Ie Amethyst)

nostr:naddr1qq9rzd3exccnjde48yeqygrjl9642q0p53ry7unhmpsjpan70alv82zw76qne3mqd067ppc07vpsgqqqwenssc4mvq


As in whay are my servers running? Or what OS? If its os mostly debian.


>.> ive been doing server updates today.


Well then. Disreguard that. Lol.


Ah dope.


Ok* i was gonna dig it up. It was a few days ago. I  missed that bit.


Ah om


Yeah I saw gossip has a  vulnerability or at least a potential one so i need another desktop client for the moment


I should fiddle with that client.


Im following samecat so i see it in my brodcast tab.


i know i'm preaching to the choir but the interoperability blows my gourd all the time


Fucking love nostr


Yeee thats how im listening and chatting now.


You can watch on amethyst as well


Oh nice.


Duuno what this is from but i like it.


Noice. Ill be back inside eventually. Cant smoke in the house so im enjoying the sun while its still out. Early fall is some of the best weather imo. Cold at night but warm while its light out.


Dragged my old rocker out in the sun and enjoying a smoke.


Vibing


Might not be an ocean view but it's still a stunning fall sunday.

https://image.nostr.build/e15daa33ea4c3af400e1718c0ecdda77eb5b2d9752dd0ccc07773e09a6d6a8b5.jpg


Daaamn


Its like we say not your keys not your corn for a reason or something.


Same but also...

https://image.nostr.build/eeaf4d5e4a12c676fbbc9faa24649c730fc899247e4e73d7989dfde82c385deb.jpg


Urg I miss warehouse raves. They all but died where I am.


I was wondering if that was the club's equipment or his because I know the white out version is more expensive 😅


another good example is local engagement for instance i'm the webmaster of a local radio station and they absolutely hate traditional social media and are interested in nostr but won't join it due to the lack of local reach.


Mmmm  those pioneer decks are mint.


Shit. I loved that game. Need to get me a copy.


Content will come with time imo. But for now there are legit reasons to still use twitter despite the dystopian hellhole it's kind of becoming. Nitter is a nice way to view content without an account.


I dont have a twitter anymore the most common thing I hear is content. Lost of shit on twitter thats not on nostr yet. (Ie sports news, politics..etc)

There are some tiwtter bots i used to follow that id like to see here. One was a BGP status bot and a few other bots that tracked global net traffic.


Makes sense. Im the one running the mint I use. Still just sussing out this ecash stuff.


Alex is the only human and I used to follow a tartan generator bot. I know a large chunk of the fediverse hates us (the block reasons are funny imo)

But I do wish we could filter the CP, swastika bering furrys and nazi anime pfp trolls because Im sure there are some good people over there....just seems few and far inbetween.


Still a 2 sat fee....


Yeah I really dont like that bridge. It keeps me off global.


With how fast it grabs nuts it might as well be the nut yanker.


Granted finding a specfic soviet floppy is prolly extreamly hard. But my last job had some interferometers that still used floppys. 😅


Thats a good friend. 🍻


Is the nut grabber bot still around? Is it safe to post nuts?


I was kinda waiting to not buy it on amazon. I would like to read it eventualy though. Lyns work is always super solid.


GN

https://image.nostr.build/11f897bdb3f4803b8924e6162301d82cdb3184a7bbc7dab10f24bb00094c9862.jpg


Your periodic reminder that you can buy this Fresh #Saffron directly from #Afghanistan with #Bitcoin    & get it shipped to anywhere in the world you wish. To check the quality of our Saffron & customers feedback, please see the pinned tweet for Product reviews from our Customers.

https://image.nostr.build/1c57b0789de2c0dda3247113b9eaa42ca8edb01094c331b8d9c2df6facf35139.jpg


My node will never flag for it. Get stuffed.


Gonna roll some hash joints. And I have a nice belgain ale from the brewery next to my day job. 🍻


Looking forward to movie night. Ngl.


100% worth it.


Ooooh yeah. Fucking kid. 😅


I dont rememer that.


By lost it i mean cracked up.


Even worse an  admiral


TBH same.


i don't necessarily think i'm him but out of all the characters he's the one that i probably identify the closest with


I love how they made a shitty amine trope into a *huge* plot point.


Lol ok no but this is one of his better times imo.


You get to see peak simp sanji here.


Hehe just wait.


The archivist (see horder) in me really hates deleting data but it also feels good to get more organized and delete shit that i've just been holding onto for no reason.


Lmao I forgot about this picture from a few hikes ago. I was walking in front of my friends shot and he caught my good side.

#hikestr

https://cdn.satellite.earth/65107294f9cce7169c4f093edcb5a3cabb7a3376b2899cbd4b272ccd4b0ceaff.jpg


It was just a cess pit so my soultion was just to stay away.


Yeah thats fair. I just found out that  amethyst has a block list in its client for words. Might need to try opening up my global again. Right now all I have on my global feed is my own relay and the welcome.nostr.wine relay so its rather tame.


Ive just used nextcloud for so long. Lol


I just dont use global.


Thats gotta be frustrating.


Roommate sent me a fresh react.

https://image.nostr.build/82c74ac783b9361543114ba822e3620f06cdf00e4fe3ee1522d680f0d4204cb0.jpg


Ok shit I dunno why ive never used syncthing before I just got logseq to sync back and forth from my phone to my laptop. 🔥🔥


better living through chemistry 🫡


How tf did they get there in the fisrt place?


Just buy an s9 and make it into a space heater via the crypto cloaks space heater print.


Or just take a theanine pill. 2:1 theanine / caffine ratio will cut shakes and give a more clean feeling energy.

(I say this sipping on cold brew with an empty stomach starting to feel jittery and looking for my theanine and toasting a bagle)


Back when I was throwing parties we had dab and flower bars for attendies. It was a super fun addtion to the show.


😅 its the best I can hope for.


I can count on one hand the people I use vinailla sms with.

In terms of use its
Signal
Teleagram ( i hate it but I need it for work and some of the groups are nice)
Simplex
And a little bit of discord


Just posted the third article in "A Million Tiny Worlds" series. This one covers Nostr apps aimed at providing analytics, helping manage your data and gain access to multiple Nostr tools from unified dashboards.

https://habla.news/tony/stats-and-data

It covers:

- https://nostr.band by nostr:npub1xdtducdnjerex88gkg2qk2atsdlqsyxqaag4h05jmcpyspqt30wscmntxy
- https://zaplife.lol by nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft
- https://nostrapp.link
- https://www.nostrapps.com by nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac
- https://nostryfied.online by nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f
- https://exit.pub
- https://spring.site
- https://www.nostrnet.work

Stay tuned for next articles, where we will cover many more miscellaneous Nostr apps, blogging platforms, group chat clients and much more 💜


Never been much of a lifter. 😅 but yeah working out helps.


I have a lot of it. Its 90% of the reason I do therapy.


Anger is so tireing.


Movie night! Sunday October 1st 8pmEST

We're watching Tarsem's the Fall (2006)
 https://youtu.be/OTn5XUFP_iA?si=zDPbSEWVesp_Cost

A true masterpiece and in my opinion one of the few perfect films. Incredibly hard to find streaming. With it's stunning visuals, filmed in  28 different countries, dreamlike narrative and moral ideals, and yes ladies... the Lee Pace, from the director of the Cell with Jennifer Lopez... prepare for an orgasm of the eyeballs Tarsem Singh's the Fall.

Hosted by nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz

There will we a watching party with live chat streamed thanks to nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js with Nostr nest discussion afterward!

Calendar file link:

https://drive.proton.me/urls/C018FFJ5KM#rl3HcQGYa7lh

Here's the link if you want to watch it on your own time and just join the nest afterward.

https://movie-web.app/media/tmdb-movie-14784

#kinostr #filmstr #flickstr #movie #film #flick #movienight #kino #nowplaying #watchparty #artstr #art #masterpiece #cinematography #cinephile #surreal


always playing the goods GN for now.


it's a great way to share recipes with people who don't necessarily know how to use nostr or even know what it is.


:EZ:


Ngl this last Amethyst update is pretty nice.


I thought I might have had it early on. Right before shit got shut down i had a flu that knocked me out for a couple days buuut I fail antibody tests. So I guess not. Im trying not to overthink it but Im failing.. 😅 im not even sure how covid got brought up. It was one of those conversations that skipped over a lot of shit fast.


yeah it was just weird they seemed extremely surprised.


Logseq is has more sex apeal than some stone. 😘


Lmao got called a "unicorn" today because i'm unvaccinated and i've never had covid. Not sure how to take that.


Jfc my dude. Hope you recover quickly.


Looks fire.


Same. Im gonna play with both when i get off work.


Ok sick. You can see how much ive looked at these apps. 😅


Its been raining all week but its supposed to be mid 80s saterday. TF.


Ive been avoiding obsidian because its not FOSS but it looks sick.

Another thing i'm trying to look at his portability of my information. like if an app stops being developed for whatever reason than I need to be able to take all of that info from the app and move somewhere else. Hence my janky nextcloud set up. 😅


Yeah that makes sense. Dont want to unnecessarily overburden relays.


Ill check out mindstr.

Logseq is foss so I dont see why not. Could be fun to play with. You could also use a private relay to keep notes synced. I havent looked to deep at logseq yet (late shift at the FIAT mines reeee) but I wonder how hard that would be.


Anyone out in #nostr land use a PKM (personal knowledge management) app. I found one called logseq.  and i'm wondering what the advantages would be over the system that I have kind of working on nextcloud and my notes. Also found one called NB thats cli based.

#asknostr


We have a new release out!

There's soooo much to cover with this release. Going to try to point out as many of the big details as I can while keeping this post brief-ish.

First thing: Please show our contributors some love AND demonstrate the power of Nostr and zap the crap out of this post. All zaps are forwarded to our development fund that goes to reward our contributors.

General note: Our release cadence tends to be less frequent than other tools -- this is a natural facet of our work as a volunteer project, and that we have a more technically conservative posture given the importance of what we're helping bitcoiners safeguard.

Headline feature: reproducible builds. Anyone in the world should be able to reproduce and validate that the software we're releasing is in line with what is in our relevant code repositories.

Big quality of life improvements:
. Power-to-Splash: ~12 seconds
. Vastly improved live camera preview
. Noticeably more responsive controls
. Brightness adjustment reminder
. MicroSD removal reminder

Something big for the Uncle Jim SeedSigner maxis out there: Formalized support for SettingsQR! Transform SeedSigner from a featureful, more technical device into a dead-simple signer for grandma, and then back again with a couple of non-private QR codes.

For devs and everyone else who is on-mission to preach and teach the SeedSigner gospel: Screenshot generator! Create pixel-perfect renderings of most UI screens for explainers, tutorials and even development use cases.

All of these updates have come from more contributors than we've had involved in any previous release.

If you are receiving value directly from SeedSigner; or if you simply understand the importance of a discreet, DIY, non-corporate, FOSS, cold storage signing tool for the global bitcoin ecosystem -- please make a donation to our development fund.

I will be digging into the above features and updates in the coming weeks to provide more detail on their value, but for now grab your signer and give 0.7.0 a try!

1 SeedSigner = ♾ Cosigners

Thank you everyone!

Release: https://github.com/SeedSigner/seedsigner/releases/tag/0.7.0

Donate: https://seedsigner.com/donate-custom/

https://image.nostr.build/244a8a24f98cc5486d1d49ac3fc9cb644541dcc07b50b6fba7d56931f79e34b3.png


100% gonna make a cocktail list. Thank you ser 🫡


Holy crap I can block zapathon in amethyst lets see if I can see my own post now.


Im prolly going to hell for laughing so hard at this butttt we really need to stop letting geriatric fucks run our country.

https://babylonbee.com/news/senator-feinstein-death-not-expected-to-affect-re-election-campaign


Taste*


It just makes shit taste bad imo. Its the after taate that gets me


Damn.


Damn. Thats nuts. I hope your family there is safe.


A few sites are reporting outages in Iran. Nothing major being reported yet though.


GM.

Woke up angry today. No idea why. Gonna channel it into something productive..


I wonder if it might be easyer to do with vaultwarden.


Thank you for having an RSS feed. 🤙


Thanks for posting that I fell asleep shortly after commenting  😅


Introducing lists on https://nostr.cooking !
You can now make NIP51 lists of your favorite recipes!


With amber you dont habe to.


Awakinings genraly happen under exteam stress.


Instructions I got for preparing our soup of the day:

"Be sure to give the edge of bowl a proper rub down with an orange peel before serving"

"Got it rim job for every bowl, whatever you say boss man."

Boss lost it there.


https://nostr.cooking/ is a thing now.


Top teir irony


GOSSIP USERS:  SECURITY ALERT

There is an UNPATCHED vulnerability in libwebp that allows a malicious image to infect your computer.  This affects gossip, as well as countless other programs.
Normally we wouldn't announce an active vulnerability until it is patched and there is a solution, but this news is already widespread.

Please go to your settings and uncheck "Render all media inline automatically".  Only click to view media from people you trust.

We are working towards a better understanding of this, and a fix.

Please coorespond with  nostr:npub1acg6thl5psv62405rljzkj8spesceyfz2c32udakc2ak0dmvfeyse9p35c as this account is only used for announcements and is not watched.

Related security alerts:
https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2023-4863

More info
https://www.tenable.com/blog/cve-2023-41064-cve-2023-4863-cve-2023-5129-faq-imageio-webp-zero-days
https://arstechnica.com/security/2023/09/incomplete-disclosures-by-apple-and-google-create-huge-blindspot-for-0-day-hunters/


Eh. To be honest i'm not entirely sure.  but this gives it a more uniform dry and also doesn't deform the buds.


What a baller!


LFG.


What up freaks


Shop for deals like this for your node.

https://image.nostr.build/aed3f6a270010800f082410eb9c275c23f714e7c0824360478baba41c7358e46.jpg


## Ingredients

- 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
- 2 cups cubed butternut squash (about 1 small squash)
- 2 tablespoons fresh thyme leaves
- 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
- kosher salt and black pepper
- 2 cloves garlic, smashed
- 8 slices thick-cut bacon
- 2 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary
- 1/2-1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
- 2 teaspoons honey
- 1 pound dry linguine pasta
- 2 large eggs, at room temperature, beaten
- 1 cup grated parmesan cheese, plus more for serving
- 2 tablespoons salted butter, at room temperature

## Directions

1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. On a baking sheet, toss together the olive oil, butternut squash, garlic, thyme, and a pinch each of crushed red pepper flakes, salt, and pepper.
2. On a plate, rub the bacon with rosemary and cayenne, drizzle with honey. Lay the bacon over top.
3. Transfer to the oven and roast for 10 minutes, flip the bacon and bake another 5-8 minutes, until the bacon is crisp, watch closely. Remove the bacon.
4. If squash needs more time, return to the oven for another 10 minutes, or until the squash is tender.
5. Transfer the squash and garlic to a food processor. Puree until smooth. Season with salt and pepper. Roughly chop the bacon, reserve for topping.
6. Meanwhile, whisk together the eggs and parmesan.
7. Boil the pasta until al dente. Before draining, scoop out 1 cup pasta water, then drain the pasta and add the pasta back to the hot pot.
8. Immediately add the egg/cheese mixture, tossing quickly (to ensure the eggs do not scramble) until the eggs thicken and create a sauce.
9. Add the butternut squash puree, and the butter, tossing to combine. Thin the sauce with the reserved pasta water until it reaches your desired consistency.
10. Divide the pasta between plates. Top with bacon. Twirl the pasta up…EAT and ENJOY.

Butternut Squash Carbonara with Rosemary Bacon

So all cerdit of this recipe goes to Half Baked Harvest. I found it a few years ago and I make it so much that its a winter staple when i'm craving pasta. Simple and cozy…for nights when you’re craving Italian, but also want cozy fall flavors.


Feature lol. It was fun to play with but I get how it works after I did one so no need to use it unless I have a reason.


Ive worked on farms where mold and PM have been an issue and have lost my own crops to mold so I might be a little over reactive to it.


My last #weedstr update for a bit still a lil sad I cut early. But there is always next year.

https://cdn.satellite.earth/8863f9905dc358c300715e2b9df885693ce082170be7189af738421edbb993dd.mp4


DVMs are still fucking cool.


This is also true.


In hindsight absolutly. But at the time it was a bit... disheartening to say the least.


The one time i cooked steak diane for a lady they were extremely unimpressed. They said the steak was to rare. 😭

Needless to say im not with that person.


Im a huge fan of this.


🔥 #tunestr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsVWDrGU7w0


Interesting. Nothing catastrophic but none the less interesting.

https://b10c.me/observations/07-invalid-block-809478/


Rpi for nodes is a psyop


considering it's close to winter a big ol hoodie would be sick as well.


Yeah im a huge fan of that design.


Ill still never forget "blink-182-whats-my-age-again.mp3.exe"


Big same.


Ok im only limewire old. 😅 i discovered usenet later.


I know for a fact the guy quoted is doing it. But yeah one guy reporting wont get someone perma banned. Still shitty imo.


Oh are we having an internet dick measuring contest?


I memba. Used to stare at charts all the time. 😅


Gm
Holy crap I woke up at reasonable time. Now to keep this going.

https://image.nostr.build/8350adcce70cd24093f98aa5396f734371eea1e9b59cfe4aaf17bbfe1722cb7a.jpg


Imo its super shitty behavior. If someone wants to stay on twitter let them. Its fucked up to force shit on anyone.


IFYKYK
https://video.nostr.build/78d25050d412e74bee557c49c05aed49bb82c828930a1e12f18a85a2113e5906.mp4


i'm about to go smoke a joint i'll put it on here


Hehe


Haha but also noooooooo


A man can dream.
https://image.nostr.build/84afcf4e73506757c7ef78b99a265080b5f240d801e8360ef61b5e095dbef5a1.jpg


Swinging my chain...swinging my chain.


## Chef's notes

- If your Yeast is not fresh you'll need to pre-activate it by taking some of the luke warm water and putting the yeast in it with a heavy 4 finger pinch of sugar and let it sit tell its visibly bubbling. If you do this just add the water yeast mix in with the wets.

- Most ovens do not hold 2 sheet pans at once, so if you are using sheet pans, put 1 of them in the refrigerator instead of immediately proofing the dough. The dough can then be proofed and baked as much as 2 days later.

- White rye flour is milled rye flour that has been sifted twice to remove the bran and germ. However, rye flour, even when sifted, retains an off-white color that distinguishes it from flour milled from wheat berries. There is another version of rye flour called dark rye, milled from the outer endosperm of the rye berry and thus coarser and full of pigments. Another type is called pumpernickel rye, which is whole rye berries, coarsely milled. There is also a grade called rye meal, which is even more coarsely milled. Dark rye is useful in some breads, especially German-style rye, but it does tend to make a much heavier loaf, not appropriate for the marbled rye of this formula.

- Rye breads should always be mixed for a shorter time than wheat breads because the pentosan gums in the rye interfere with gluten development (rye has a different protein profile than wheat, with glutelin replacing glutenin). Once the dough gums up, no amount of additional flour will make it feel less gummy. If the gums do begin to kick in, finish mixing and proceed anyway, handling the dough with a little flour on your hands to protect against sticking.

## Details

- ⏲ Prep time: 3 hours 20 min
- 🍳 Cook time: 45 min
- 🍽 Servings: 2 loafs

## Ingredients

- For the Light Rye
- 1 1/2 cups (6 ounces) white rye flour
- 3 cups (13.5 ounces) unbleached bread or clear flour
- 1 1/2 teaspoons (.38 ounce) salt
- 1 3/4 teaspoons (.19 ounce) instant yeast
- 1 1/2 teaspoons (.17 ounce) caraway seeds (optional)
- 1 tablespoon (.75 ounce) molasses
- 2 tablespoons (1 ounce) unsalted butter
- About 1 1/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons (11 ounces) water, at room temperature
- For the Dark Rye
- 1 1/2 cups (6 ounces) white rye flour
- 3 cups (13.5 ounces) unbleached bread or clear flour
- 1 1/2 teaspoons (.38 ounce) salt
- 1 3/4 teaspoons (.19 ounce) instant yeast
- 1 1/2 teaspoons (.17 ounce) caraway seeds (optional)
- 1 tablespoon (.75 ounce) molasses
- 2 tablespoons (1 ounce) unsalted butter
- About 1 1/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons (11 ounces) water, at room temperature
- 2 tablespoons banking cocoa powder
- For coating
- 1 egg, whisked with 1 teaspoon water until frothy

## Directions

1. To make the light rye, stir together the flours, salt, yeast, and caraway seeds in a 4-quart bowl (or in the bowl of an electric mixer).
2. Add the molasses, butter, and 1 1/4 cups water.
3. Mix until the dough gathers all the loose flour and forms a ball (or mix for about 1 minute on low speed with the paddle attachment)
4. Sprinkle a little flour on the counter, transfer the dough to the counter, and begin to knead (or mix on medium-low speed with the dough hook)
5. Knead for 4 to 6 minutes (or 4 minutes by machine), adding sprinkles of flour, if necessary. The dough should feel supple and pliable, a little tacky but not sticky.
6. Lightly oil a large bowl and transfer the dough to the bowl, rolling it to coat it with oil. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap.
7. Repeat for the Dark Rye making sure to add the cocoa powder with the drys.
8. Ferment both doughs at room temperature for approximately 90 minutes, or until each dough doubles in size.
9. Next Divide each dough into 4 even-sized pieces. Roll out each piece with a rolling pin into an oblong about 5 inches wide and 8 inches long.
10. For spirals, take a light rye piece and lay a dark rye piece on top, then add a light rye piece, then one more dark rye piece
11. Roll this stack up into a bâtard and seal the bottom. Repeat with the remaining dough to make 2 loaves.
12. Place the loaves across the width of 2 baking parchment–lined sheet pans or in 2 oiled 8 1/2 by 4 1/2-inch loaf pans.
13. Mist the loaves with spray oil and cover loosely with plastic wrap. Proof at room temperature for 60 to 90 minutes, or until the loaves nearly double in size.
14. Preheat the oven to 350°F with the oven rack on the middle shelf.
15. For the egg wash, whisk together the egg and water until frothy and brush the loaves evenly but gently with the mixture.
16. Bake for approximately 45 minutes (the time will vary depending on the oven and whether you are baking freestanding loaves or in a large or small loaf pan).
17. You may need to rotate the pan(s) 180 degrees after 20 minutes for even baking. The internal temperature of the bread should be 190°F, and the loaves should make a hollow sound when thumped on the bottom.
18. When the loaves have finished baking, remove them immediately from the pans (if using) and cool on a rack for at least 1 hour, preferably 2 hours, before slicing or serving.

Either of these two formulas will make a delicious rye bread, light or dark. These are made by the direct-dough method, as opposed to the sourdough method preferred for onion rye and deli rye. But the ease of making these breads, their soft texture, and their flexibility for braiding and blending make them a favorite.


I love that movie.


So many dumb jokes to be made.


Lmao just minted soms nuts.


Yeah im not 100% sure how cahsu works but at least if my mint gets nuked im rugging myself? And as long as its up people can redeem nuts from my mint.....I think.


Enuts a cashu thing. Kinda neat. I was able to add my LNbits mint to the app. The nostr contact thing is kinda sick.


Damn worked like a charm!


## Chef's notes

I use the 'Golden Curry' brand Roux. It feels like cheating in my mind but it still tates great and saves lots of time. Use whatever roux you prefer.  Also the mesurements are rough and not exact. Im a firm beliver that a recipe is more of a rough guideline and not gospel do everything to taste. I.E. if you want more potatos add them!

## Details

- ⏲ Prep time: 10 ish min
- 🍳 Cook time: 45 Min
- 🍽 Servings: 2

## Ingredients

- 150 g thinly sliced beef
- 1/2 onion
- 1 tbsp olive oil
- 2 cups of water
- 1 pinch of Dashi flakes
- 2 pieces of curry roux
- 1 mid sized potato cut into small chunks
- 2 carrots cut into small rounds
- 1 chopped scallions (garnish)
- 1 Pack Udon

## Directions

1. Slice the beef very thinly and chop the onions.
2. Heat 1 tbsp oil in an oven proof frying pan over medium heat.
3. Add the chopped onion and cook for a couple minutes.
4. Add the beef and cook until the meat colour change.
5. Add 2 cups of water and bring it to boil. Remove the scum as often and as necessary.
6. Add carrots and potatos
7. Add 2 pieces of curry roux and dashi
8. When all the roux has dissolved, the soup has thickened and the potatos are soft, turn the heat off.
9. Meanwhile, in a separate pot, bring 2 litres of water to boil and add the udon noodle and cook it for one minute.
10. Turn the heat off and drain the cooking water.
11. split noodles and broth in a bowl
12. garnish with Scallions and eat!

Curry Udon is perfect comfort food for cold winter. Quick to make and super filling on a cold day or whenever your in the mood for something quick and hearty.


Ill try editing!


That was my thought.


Ngl this is nukken futz.

https://image.nostr.build/5ff9e85d820227ec4006800dfe202cab665127325710919d229d4a3f735cc66d.jpg


i got to work by making sure it was in my clipboard and then hitting paste in the field that they want you to enter your npub into. Their 'paste' button grabs it from your clipboard.


With https://nostr.cooking its kinda of a thing already.


but what if the side accentuates the plate of meat.


I got recipes for days nostr. So if you wanna know how I made something just ask and ill post it. #foodstr


## Chef's notes

Toast your almond flour. Trust me here. Aslo you can grind up whole almonds but unless your grinder is really good the sauce will be chunky.

About the Oil. Any neutral favored oil works here. EVO is good as well but you want a neutral oil here IMO. But do shit you your taste.

This is also a base recipe I highly suggest playing around and adding extra shit to the sauce (I.E. I add some roasted garlic almost every time I make it)

## Ingredients

- 1/2 cup Avocado Oil
- 1/2 cup almond flour
- 1/2 cup Chickpeas cooked and drained
- 1/2 cup Water
- 1/2 cup Freshly squeezed lemon
- 1/3 cup Nutritional Yeast Flakes
- 2 cloves Garlic crushed (or more)
- 1/2 teaspoon Salt
- 1 teaspoon Yellow Curry Powder
- 1/4 cup Cilantro chopped
- 3 ish spoon fulls of mayo (makes for a smoother sauce and totally optional I use avocado mayo)
- Salt & pepper to taste

## Directions

1. Place oil, almonds, chickpeas and water into a food processor. Process until smooth.
2. Add remaining ingredients. Process again until smooth.
3. Store, covered (not too tightly, at first, the yeast may need to expand), in the refrigerator, until ready to use.

So if you have ever been in my neck of the woods you probably have heard people gush about this sauce (or restaurant chain). This sauce is a pretty damn good addition to any rice bowl type food or a more hippie style burrito.

I had to figure out how to make it myself so I could cut out all the seed oils.


Editing is still a bit funky IE I made some changes to the ingredents and directions but it only picked up the first version i wrote. Still though this is hella cool!


Ah darn editing is still funky. But this is super cool. Ment to add directions for the carrot and potaoes but it never picked it up.


It is! 🔥🔥


Ah ok so that was the same issues I was having on desktop. Ok ill just keep track in my head. Ill do a less complex recipie to start. I was gonna post my marbled rye but that one is massive.


Ooooh lol you forked the repo not a recipe 😂


What browser are you using. Im getta hella issues and cant post a recipie.


If code ally could load my unit test that would be greeeeat.


Yet.


 just because of is comment it's going to be a TEN page story.

Im kidding im kidding 😂  the whole life story thing before a recipe drives me insane


Doing it live!  i was excited as well that's why i started trying to post something immediately. 😅


Lol sorry. 😅 just reporting back on issues. I fekken love the idea.


Dunno if the browser makes a diffrence but I tried ungoogled chrome and firefox and cranked down security and blockers just in case.


Also half the time it wont add the the recipe after adding the first ingredent.


Mmmmm. So I wonder why I get issues with something like "1.5 cups (6 oz) rye flour"


the sooner figure out what characters are allowed and what aren't ill load up some of my faves.


Mmmm lots of not valid errors when trying to add ingredients is there a format guide or a list of not allowed characters.


Oh shit ive been wanting something like this!


Yes. Ofc.


no good radio and VScode kinda day. 🤙


$boost this post! 🚀✨🪐

I have no clue what I’m doing yet, BTW.
https://image.nostr.build/3863d3f6b85b2cfbf1e32ea90ebcbbc7f252844c085e0fa8491a79d7a2cac72e.gif


Just need to get the hair out of my eyes.


Seems like its more effective to load the post with zaps thats getting a prisim before its made but still super cool.


Ok sick so after this prisim was made I was able to zap this post 418 sats and everyone in the prisim got 42 sats. Need to set up NWC though that flow of get the split screen > zap them all individually is kinda a pain in the ass. Lol.


its pretty lit NGL


Im not sure. It would be lit if its their own hardware. but id guess its rented


I do love my node though


That is the downside of LN. Its an always on hot wallet.


$boost


$boost

Prisim test. Not sure exactly how this works but it sure seems neat AF.


I’m excited to announce the launch of $prism.

Nostr is many things, but most importantly, I believe that Nostr is Bitcoin’s first layer three technology. Bitcoin solves money, Lightning solves payments and Nostr solves identity and coordination. Similar to the Bitcoin and Lightning protocols, the Nostr protocol is permissionless and decentralized.

Nostr solves identity using a simple public key that works across any client. Nostr solves coordination by directly connecting Lightning wallets without intermediaries via Nostr wallet connect (“NWC”) and Lightning address (or ideally a future Nostr native equivalent).

There will be many incredible bitcoin experiences built with Nostr. We are making prisms.

Lightning prisms without Nostr are hard to coordinate and execute. It requires figuring out each address, a way to coordinate payout amounts, and someone taking custody of the bitcoin for a period of time to manage payouts. So we’ve seen almost no one making prisms.

Now with Nostr, they are incredibly easy. Want to create a prism on Nostr right now? Type $boost into the text of your next post on any client and we’ll make a prism with the first 10 people that repost it. We’ll post the prism on nostr:npub12u7xgzak939jlap3fnev05eky6d4ntwr4lrs03kgnnfd9njmtvrsr9jjmt and you can zap it with any client that supports zap splits like Snort.social or Amethyst. Want to limit your prism to a smaller group of people? Create a listr on listr.lol like #friends and type $boost #friends. We’ll only create a prism with users that boost your post and are on your #friends list.

With NWC, payments all complete wallet to wallet, no intermediary necessary and we never touch your bitcoin. The possibilities are now endless for building new consumer experiences on top of Lightning and Bitcoin.

We started $prism to push forward the bitcoin experience on Nostr. We’ll be launching more prism products over the coming days. Follow nostr:npub1arcweuxy0zkdcg08sljh058qp02ytrgnpzh4csa3ar42szyfgrpsw6ggtw or go to https://makeprisms.com to learn more.

A special thanks to nostr:npub1ce7d8cdg8k49dnl3da34mvhah8kevxfsq2vdguq6trngapqfsdzsnv3d7m who has been an early thought partner and the first contributor to $prism and nostr:npub1s9etjgzjglwlaxdhsveq0qksxyh6xpdpn8ajh69ruetrug957r3qpklxzl who is our newest contributor.


Yuuuummm


I need to get a cut.


sup peeps. ✌


Omg. Thats amazing.


Ill explore some more. Thanks! Awsome app so far


yeah i had a force close the app to get the noise to stop. It was kinda funny. 😅


CC nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8


Small complaint. That alert sound is annyoing as fuck and needs to be able to get turned off.


Yet another reason I dont use dating apps. 😅


Excited to announce the release of #0xchat v1.2.1 beta! Here's what's new:

-Added voice & video call capabilities.
-Introduced Light-Theme UI.
-Expanded to 30+ language settings.
-Messages now support reply and mentions features.
-Included zaps records and notifications for zaps.
-Expired Time Options added for creating secret chats.
-Improvements to startup performance.

Bugs are expected. We appreciate and welcome your feedback.

iOS TestFlight version: https://testflight.apple.com/join/AjdJFBmU

Android APK version: https://github.com/0xchat-app/0xchat-app-main/releases/download/v1.2.1-beta/v1.2.1-beta.apk

https://m.primal.net/HMFT.png https://m.primal.net/HMFU.png https://m.primal.net/HMFV.png https://m.primal.net/HMFW.png


I know nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft wrote one but I forget what its called.


Yeah wait tell after punk hazard.....they are kinda fucked up.


Yeah thats a HUGE plot point


shit with my luck people will pay me to stay off of only fans


😬 yeahhhh


"When we exported 5,000 pages of PGP source code in a book through MIT Press in the 90s, we ran into some issues.

It turns out it's very hard to scan C source code via OCR. So what did we do? We wrote software that was specifically designed for OCR scanning of C source code and published it at the beginning of the book as a bootstrapping mechanism.

It was shortly after this point that I received word that the intelligence agencies had realized they had lost."

- Phil Zimmermann


Ok your still on punk hazard. I dunno. Oda makes some odd ass  characters


Lol I reread that book recently. I called Bitcoin our karass's wampeter.


RSS is king.

nostr:nevent1qqstt8tjmmc2starstgur3dgnfnffwtx8zjsyqtt2l8j3lmxg5yqkvqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgstnem9g6aqv3tw6vqaneftcj06frns56lj9q470gdww228vysz8hqrqsqqqqqpa84k2c


Damn now you got me listening to old eminem.


I could not have said that better myself. Also its fair to note that IMO its pretty anti freedom to force a suspension on somebody just because they are not using your app of choice. Part of freedom is making a choice to use a platform. Its  analogous to people mass reporting the opposite political opinion to get people kicked off. Scummy no matter how you frame it.


Im an avid cyclest who bikes year around. They pass muster and get me to work dry.


Showers pass makes good gear. Mostly geared twords biking but its really durable and lets you move well.


Sunstones or rubys.

And earth tones for colors. But deep greens mostly.


Feels like that could be a line in a diss track or something. "Your wallet is hard but your money soft." 😅


I need to rework my  business cards anyways.  i do a thing with my business cards were I add an nfc sticker that brings them to a web page with a lot of different things like my portfolio and ways to contact me.  i'm pretty sure i have a nostr link on that web page but i should add something to the business card as well.


 I had a really neat experience last night when I went out to go DJ.  I had three people come up and say something along the lines of "hey I noticed you're not on social media anymore (ie facebook/IG) can I get your number I wanna stay in contact."

When I left those platforms I didn't really announce it I just kind of nuked things because I felt that the people I wanted to stay in contact with already had my number or other means of getting ahold of me.  so even though it was a relatively tiny thing it felt kinda nice to know that people are still willing to make an effort to stay in touch.


Wow what a bitch ass move.


Lamo I have my twitter data but no way in hell im posting it all here. 😂 still a sick tool though.


I not even gonna try and fix that typo. 😅


I know im juat jerking the circle but damn Im glad nostr exists. Thank yall for being here.


You mean the time difference on blocks?

If its that..well we all know the goal is every ten minutes but that's a roughly 2 week average (2016 blocks) but Block guessing is essentially random...sometimes you see 3 or 4 blocks fire off in a few seconds and sometimes you see block with large time gaps.


Introducing a new nostr client - http://tasktiger.io ! It is built on top of NIP90 which is authored by
nostr:nprofile1qqs04xzt6ldm9qhs0ctw0t58kf4z57umjzmjg6jywu0seadwtqqc75spzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcyhkkle  (check out his client http://vendata.io)

Intrigued by the possibilities that NIP90 brings, we hope to bring our vision alive via TaskTiger. Follow along!

#bitcoin  #lightning  #nostr  #ai  #dvm  #nip90

 https://image.nostr.build/2963482590896b0191cd5a765d4a4d765d6240809cc7a4c12688efe539faf51f.png


I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, to.


Havent tested this but it looks promising as a self hosting platform.
#selfhosting

https://noted.lol/cosmos-server/


yeah it's really hard to be upset about a random text when it's that wholesome


Aah fair.


Use that a fair amount on my phone (pixel 6 graphine).  the number that I currently have used to be a chinese students number (or so im guessing)  and i get random texts like this all the time :

https://image.nostr.build/1fd3f641580a546cfd0135e293f24825924137e5219c895bf50b5adafd6a452c.jpg


Deep L?


Every cuckbuck that hits my wallet gets...slightly modified....

https://image.nostr.build/0f5f80225b36061dd8055447315b87fd950c0b7da1b2bd5a2b8db1f3b19e383b.jpg


Bookmarked to read later.


In just over 100 hours of work, I have completed my drawing 'Bitcoin - The Safe Haven' with block 806555.

https://image.nostr.build/6b987e4c82a83242cdd52f9dfbf286be48395109f4516a85532cca3ca5c8af46.jpg


Amazing.


Lol I must have whoever your telling to get fucked blocked.  if i remember correctly  you configure your main relays, pull your contacts list then just wait a bit.


Love gossip.


Was up tell 6am this morning havesting, removing fan leafs and hanging plants. Got it all done in one go though.


It's definitely not as technical as mastering Bitcoin. But IMO its a good book to read  when you feel like you have both a technical and philosophical grasp of Bitcoin.


Oh wow. Thats kinda nuts.


I highly recommend this book. There is a free audio book and PDF.

https://voskuil.org/cryptoeconomics/


Damn I need to figure out a good streching routine. My lower back is maaadddd.


Lol I get that saying now.


Damn so my coworker nailed it with this bottle. Perfect blend of fruit forward and dryness. 10/10.

#foodstr

https://image.nostr.build/1d1491c7b0fd4e394564f82606237ac12da91ac1b2a109843e7059e1e2e98cb0.jpg


Nothing like pot roast after a long day of work in the rain. Im still a bit salty about having to harvest my weed early....but I rather pull it now than lose it all to rain.


Im game


Wait what happend?


STATEMENT REGARDING MY TWITTER/X ACCOUNT

Today, my Twitter/X account was permanently banned and my appeal to have it overturned was denied.

There was no warning issued, no 2 week suspension, no option to delete the offending tweet. Just straight permanent deplatform.

My offending tweet?

"Bring back the guillotine."

I quote tweeted this sentence to the video presented here on 3rd September.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1698249077061009496

Someone reported the tweet and my account was irretrievably shut down on the basis of violating rules against violent speech.

The vaccines (and vaccine mandates) caused so much harm to people all over the world. Many lost their livelihoods, incomes, businesses, marriages, families, confidence and will to live. Some lost their good health and worse, some lost their lives. The coercion to get vaccinated was immense, and to be told "it was a choice" is a kick to the teeth. Today, many regret having taken the vaccine.

My crime? I dared open up the conversation on how best to hold decision makers accountable for their decisions.

Meanwhile, other Twitter handles are able to post these and keep their accounts. The inconsistencies and arbitrary nature of these suspensions is ashtonishing.

https://image.nostr.build/a1b456c03a938e3bbe2f89e6eccad0424088aae132844053fd519e80a853ba0c.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/a8ef0f9b25fb2d18cd870fdeb5dfa4de5d6b023004680d4e44ff52c5c2d1978b.jpg

Having said that, I fully accept the consequences of my actions.

On a brighter, more productive note, I'm proud to have educated thousands on my YouTube channel (Ministry of Nodes) on how to hold their own keys and run their own Bitcoin node such that these arbitrary decisions can't be made with people's money. I'm convinced it will get worse, and that we need Bitcoin more than ever.

As part of my educational content, I also sell plug & play Bitcoin Nodeboxes to those who want to quickly get up and running without the steep learning curve that goes behind it. Have a watch of how easy it can be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RdftQywN6A

I'm offering 10% off to those who purchase a Nodebox with the discount code GUILLOTINE for a limited time.

shop.ministryofnodes.com for details.

https://image.nostr.build/4efeffd13a3c954f242196c10c6d810386f22398ac0485fe19dfe8a1d6e7611f.jpg

Thanks for reading, nostriches.


Well shit. The rain was devastating I think I need to harvest early.


My gut reaction is no. But Im mostly thinking about a company trying to sell Bitcoin.

If we really are trying to make Bitcoin a universal currency then every company can be a "Bitcoin comapny" and construction companys have to follow local building codes, restruants have health codes to follow ect...all "legal" bussiness seem to have something they need to comply with  whether or not they have a department for it.

Im probably overtaking this.


It really is unfortuante how few people seem to get it. But at least hes willing to ask you questions.


Lmao I met my bosses wife for the first time today. She said : "Oh you must be the new guy who hates banks. Nice to meet you."

😅


Dont get me wrong I love my node and its not going down. But sometimes the maintenance is frustrating.


Yup 110%.


Lol nooo idea.


Music from the 20s through the 40s just hits different and the alliteration in novellas from that era is corny as fuck but amazing.


Considering a lot of Bitcoiners treat it like a religion and proselytize like mad men....im not to sure.


Yeah ive shown some people what you can collect with basic osint style digging. Shocked would be putting it lightly.


When nurolink / nostr integration


#zap #zapdevs #foss

https://i.nostr.build/4n0r.jpg


"We are at war with them. They do not want us to do what we are doing and so fuck it, if its war.. lets get the battle gear on and use the tools that are available." -@MaxBitBuyBit


Whaaaat. That looks awsome.


5htp is a great mood stabilizer. A 2:1 l-theanine / caffine pill has been my secret wepon for ages.


I also added things like vitamain D, chelated zinc and a blend of mushrooms.


Alpha-gpc, 5htp, theobromine, and l-phenylalanine where ones I ate.


Ok so I think I can say that after a few months of not ingesting the nootropic / vitaman blend I built out for myself that its prolly time to get back on it. I was eating it for close to a year not sure if it was helping or if I was just burning cash.

It could be other things like my diet change (ie eating more junk foods) that have impacted my motivation and focus levels as well. But now im gonna reintroduce the nootropics and see what happens (im also paying better attention to what I eat).


Ooooh that explains the "sent 50 ish years ago" issue.


Oh wow that looks amazing.


Shiiiiit. According to the weather forcasts we might see a week of rain starting today. I dont wanna harvest early but I might have to depending on how bad it gets. This is a downside to outdoor grows.


Lmao since we never see the currency and the tech is weird, sure. (Like snail phones😅)


Love my optiplex node.


100% this. Screw a raspi node.

nostr:nevent1qqsddztazgr5ktwz3thl3rg90q6s3fd9jf9wr442s86k0hx5m96h4rqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3eryvfwvdhk6q3qtv8gmfhalwnxxquxjzeh6gtdsdz6vg7vx0s3rt7s7uuw6aujh32qxpqqqqqqzwknyln


Shoot.


That clown is so bad


People still really haven't appreciated how bad the car thing is. Or the phone thing. They think they do, but they don't. The full range of capabilities has yet to be used routinely — companies and states are both trying to keep it beneath the waterline. The public is intended to be unsure what it is that they're looking at, and why it matters. It is the news report playing in the background of a disaster movie. It is the half-glimpsed monster from a horror reel — implied, but never fully shown.

History is still going to look back at this period with enormous bewilderment that we did not do more to stop what is coming. The signs were there.

nostr:nevent1qqsq6m0f306aeph5s7xdndz77gcfr3cwyztnvh67g436mc09j429rtgpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqygqmcu9qzj9n7vtd5vl78jyly037wxkyl7vcqflvwy4eqhxjfa4yzypsgqqqqqqswc2w8f


Mmmmmm 🤤


Not a bad idea.


This protocol* how dare I 😅


Last I heard it was ~85k sats.


Hello fellow techno lover!


My french coworker almost murdered me. When he sold me a bottle of wine last week he gave me very  specific instructions for drawing out the full flavor of this particular bottle.

What I told him was: "so I know you wanted me to stick the bottle of wine in the fridge for 30 ish minutes before drinking it....but I figured ice cubes would do the trick anyways and after they fully melted I said fuck it and made a spritzer with a shot of vodka because it was already watered down....." at this point i could see him twitching so I stopped and said I  actually followed his words to a letter the wine was wonderful. 😂 Ive been waiting to fuck with him all week.


Isent drinking mercury toxic? 😅


Not even an hour into this shift and ive smashed 3 glasses. #winning


Id still like to have a chat with him. 😅


Kurt vonnagut.


this might be my overly paranoid ass but i'll probably keep my gold.  i say this jokingly but if we end up bombing ourselves back to the stone age no one's gonna give a shit about numbers on a disk drive. 😅


🤤🤤 oh my.


Ill let you know how it goes!


Balllller. Bookmarking for later. I need to make some updates to my sites any ways. Could be fun to add it to the blog for shiggles.


KYC is off chain, there is no way to erease that entry. Act wisely


Exercise your freedom to selectively reveal yourself to they world. Otherwise, any and all aspects about yourself will be revealed for you.


That will force guard change. But yeah gotta agree with semi about the raid. 😅


But I just woke up. I really should have coffee before I nostr.


So technicaly your guard is still working. Tor should automatically shift eventually if that one is overloaded. If my understanding is correct


I dont get to do it to often but I love it when a homie actually wants to learn about Bitcoin and lets me info dump on them. Talked so much my voice is sore.


Nostrudel x nostree 🚀
Now you can see lists of links created in notree in nostrudel! 🔥

Very exciting to see how little by little the interoperability of this protocol takes over everything 💜
Thanks for merge it nostr:npub1ye5ptcxfyyxl5vjvdjar2ua3f0hynkjzpx552mu5snj3qmx5pzjscpknpr

https://media.nostr.build/av/5f4ad8e362743b5b49ff96734bab6a7bda8e1297d0c47bb2ec1aa774f8c403f6.webm


Its almost beanie weather.


Any other #graphene users having wifi issues after this last update?


A homie went to his first Bitcoin meet up. Now he wants to grab a beer and talk Bitcoin.

https://image.nostr.build/ab28cbdfd43104c966e421b1a8f8a6b03674d6992018aef9404f53739c591bb8.jpg


Sick ill see if I can find it.


I have not.


Im so glad they did gear 5 justice.


Wait so ancient rome is a meme now?


My sister just texted to ask if I think about Rome all the time. The fuck is this meme.


that one I could probably make.


I forget who the second person in that project was....it was skrillex and for some reason I wanna say Diplo?


Man Jack ü was a damn good project.


Kind of thinking while I type here but what if there is a way to use an existing service like strike to build and in client wallet that has absolutely no bitcoin shit in it.  You load up your in client wallet with a debit card  all you see is dollar denomination don't even have to know you're using bitcoin but in the background it can all be Bitcoin.

 regulatory wise it would probably be a real bitch because as soon as you start messing with debit cards things get funky and imo  something like that would be a little antithetical to the entire point of bitcoin but...i dunno.


Tagging and search is still pretty dismal. But imo thats a common gripe and its being worked on.

Also this is not something that I hate personally but the recent  censorship shitstorm got me thinking in terms of a normal user coming from twitter or facebook. User level moderation is still pretty bad. Along with content discovery.

I know all of these things are being worked on but it does prevent me from shilling nostr to *everyone*.  For instance I have a client the who runs a local sports radio station but they absolutely hate legacy social media. They are open to the idea of nostr but the lack of an area specifc userbase,  discoverability, and robust mod tools for their feed keep them away.


Big same. But flying across the pond is not in my cards right now.


WARNING: the lnbits.semisol.dev mint will be rugged soon (NOT nuts.semisol.dev)
withdraw your funds in the next 7 days


Out of highschool to to early 20s - raver degen phase.

21 to like 25 ish - restruants and taking music serously phase. Traces of raver degen still there.

25 ish to 27 - degen crypto phase? Plus first tech job.

27 to now - my back hurts and I hate the goverment  phase. Also tech nerd trying to find a way to support myself while not fucking up a budding music career.

 honestly it's really not easy to sum up multiple year stretches of my life because I seem change things up every few years whether it's intentional or not.  kind of a fun exercise though.


Just gotta stop fucking about and do it. 😅


SQL and relational database unit test today. Urg.


 corruption and greed are definitely top of the list and I'm in the US.  i'm very sick of the lies that the average american gets told on a daily basis.  of course i'm not sure what the solution would be because i think that people who seek power are inherently prone to corruption.

 i don't want war but  i'm not sure what peaceful options we have left as our voting system seems rigged and useless.


What a bunch of mooks. 😅


Dm'ed you some info.


Had to up my fee limit but it worked.


Sent. Should see 420 sats from me.


Ill test.


A nerdy deepdive into the brand new nostr tech powering the next version of Damus

I thought it might be interesting to do a quick technical writeup of nostrdb and the new nostrdb profile searching. This is the first text search index within nostrdb, if you're interested in the nitty gritty details of things, this article is for you!

For the most part, nostrdb has been a copy of the design of strfry, in terms of its indices and multi-process architecture. strfry doesn't support search (yet), so this is a novel feature of nostrdb. What is strfry? If it weren't for strfry, nostr wouldn't work. It is simply the best way to implement a nostr database and relay. SQL servers are just too slow to serve dynamic queries at scale.

I wanted something like strfry that I could embed into native nostr clients like Damus, this is how nostrdb was born!

First, let's look at how nostrdb at a high level.

# nostrdb

nostrdb is an embedded library for native nostr clients. It uses the Lightning-mapped database (LMDB) for very efficient querying. This allows it to skip SQL query parsing and query planning. We don't really need all that with nostr. nostr search filters are a bit more restrictive, so we can build custom indices for the most common nostr queries. This is a huge win CPU-wise, nostr queries can be very dynamic, and skipping the query parsing and planning saves CPU and battery.

Before we get into any of that, let's look at how you would use the library from the highest level. The entrypoint for notes in nostrdb is the `ndb_process_event` function. When you receive nostr events from another relay, this function is called for each event.

## Event processing

`ndb_process_event('["EVENT","subid",{kind:1, ...}]')`

We begin by queueing the event for processing in the multi-threaded ingester. This allows it to return immediately and not block the client.

The ingester is multi-threaded because validating note signatures can be pretty slow. We want note processing to be as quick as possible so nostrdb doesn't have a bottleneck here.

nostrdb is very smart about not burning CPU when it doesn't need to. The custom json parser will stop when it finds the note ID field, lookup that note in the database to see if we already have it, and then stop JSON parsing if we do. This saves CPU for large notes like contact lists, and skips the need to re-validate the signature as well. Even strfry doesn't make this optimization, so nostrdb has a speed, cpu, and battery life advantage here.

During the processing step, nostrdb will detect different note types such as profile metadata. It will look at the `name` and `display_name` field and add a custom index for searching user profiles. Since keys in LMDB are lexicographically sorted and support range queries, our profile search indices is simply (name + pubkey + created_at). This allows you to do a ranged key-lookup on "jb" and it will position the db cursor to the first record that starts with jb. LMDB uses a b+ tree, this is not a linear scan, so it is very fast! Eventually this index will be used for implementing nip-50 search on the nostrdb relay interface, which is coming sometime in the future.

Once we're done writing the indices and validating the note, we store nostr notes in a custom, compact binary format that is easy to access directly in memory from any programming language. We also do this with profile records by leveraging flatbuffers.

So in the end, what does this achieve? It enables you to store as much nostr data as you want with near zero query and serialization overhead. Since the data stored in nostrdb is just flatbuffers, you can access data directly from the operating system's page cache (just a pointer to memory) and from any programming language via flatbuffer's schema and codegen tools. It's so fast it will be guaranteed once of the fastest things in your codebase. You can even run it in your main UI thread so you can worry about other things such as UX and design without introducing complex async logic in your user interface.

## What's next

nostrdb is already partially integrated into Damus iOS. Damus uses nostrdb's compact note format for storing notes in memory, but eventually everything will be switched to use nostrdb directly. The next version of Damus testflight will remove the in-memory and core-data profile cache and switch to nostrdb profiles. Damus currently has a complex in-memory trie data structure for profile searches, but it only knows about profiles it has seen during the current session. This is a common source of confusion, sometimes Damus doesn't auto-complete profiles it has already seen sometime in the past. nostrdb profile searches will allow @ mentions and user search to find every profile it has ever seen in realtime. This will be a huge usability win for Damus and other clients looking to adopt nostrdb.

Right now nostrdb exposes its functionality via direct function calls: `ndb_get_profile`, etc. The plan is that most of these calls won't be necessary. Once nostrdb has nostr filter parsing, it will be able to support dynamic queries of the kind you would expect from your typical nostr relay. This will turn nostrdb-powered clients into relays themselves.

Once nostrdb is more relay-like, then we will be able to leverage strfry's negentropy set-reconciliation queries to only fetch notes that we don't already have. This will be insanely useful for reducing bandwidth usage when querying strfry relays. Eventually it may make the most sense to just let nostrdb do all the websocket querying behind the scenes, becoming a kind of local multiplexing relay.

The future of nostrdb is very exciting. I plan on using it in Damus NoteDeck and Damus Android, why duplicate all this work in every client? nostrdb will make developing native clients much easier.

## Support

Damus and nostrdb are mainly supported by donations. nostrdb is open source, MIT-licensed. Damus is GPL. We are dedicated to building the best and most free open source tech on nostr. If you would like to support our work, please consider [buying our merch](https://store.damus.io) !

Thanks for getting this far! Until next time...


Hell yeah congrats!


I miss the gradient.


Proper.


Mmmm. Im kinda in the market for new desk as well. That looks nice.


I need more monitors. 😑


Did you know that you can download the Bitcoin Whitepaper directly from the timechain? 🤯 Yep! That means if a scammer and silly laws make https://bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf not available in your country, you can still download it from your very own #Bitcoin node. 🤙

bitcoin-cli getrawtransaction 54e48e5f5c656b26c3bca14a8c95aa583d07ebe84dde3b7dd4a78f4e4186e713 0 00000000000000ecbbff6bafb7efa2f7df05b227d5c73dca8f2635af32a2e949 | sed 's/0100000000000000/\n/g' | tail -n +2 | cut -c7-136,139-268,271-400 | tr -d '\n' | cut -c17-368600 | xxd -p -r > ./bitcoin.pdf


Feels relevant.

https://image.nostr.build/f9f3a1fb2b1799ee5c7d8e42dec9d53f834f007b8732f426dd0346faf7e26108.jpg


Hey, is there a Bitcoin friendly analogue to 99designs?

Can’t even get a logo design without doxxing myself… crazy

Or are there anonymous prepaid cards 99 would accept?

Or can you just make us a better logo?


I started listening to the books so Im itching for the game again.😅


Also left the core game unbeaten. Lol.


Mmmmm. I should finish this game sometime. I got like 90% through blood and wine. Then stopped gameing for a bit.


#weedstr #trichometuesday

Dont mind my shadow.

https://image.nostr.build/91289cee1fbe43bf56d7231b1e956320fdfb5810d9e697128106df697110235b.jpg


Yuumm


I think this is important, so I ask for your feedback here if you have any: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/787


Damn thats kinda neat.


I swear Ill bring the heat if we ever do a nostr cookout.


Trying to access a home relay while out an about?


Imo I thought clark moody had a decent talk about it.

Noded Bitcoin Podcast: Noded 85 On Drivechains

Episode webpage: https://soundcloud.com/noded-bitcoin-podcast/noded-85-on-drivechains

Media file: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1606398066-noded-bitcoin-podcast-noded-85-on-drivechains.mp3


There is a coffee shop where I live that I absolutely swear does the same. Never had a cup of plain black coffee get me so jacked.


i honestly wasn't sure how roasted corn would mix with my normal garlic slaw recipe. But hot damn I cant recomend it enough.  the corn was roasted with olive oil salt and pepper and shallots.


Hi Im Enki  and I really really like fried chicken sandwiches.  This was dinner last night but I made enough cutlets  to make lunch sandwiches.

Fried chicken topped with Gruyere on a  rosemary sourdough bread. With tomatoes and a garlic roasted corn slaw. Lil bit of dijon on the bread.  #foodstr

https://image.nostr.build/52cea6aae5f5303d7a2d49304b3c9f90ccbd2506b234454874682d56319fcdca.jpg


Me and my roomate all the time.


Damn daniel. Ill keep an ear out.


On desktop I use floorp (a firefox fork) and ungoogled chrome. Mobile I use mull (a firefox fork).

I prefer firefox personally but due to it breaking a lot of stuff I feel compelled to use some form of chrome sometimes.


He needs a set of cement shoes at this point.


Homie gets around.


🫂 you got this.


I love my media server.


Why are you still using a shitcoin browser? It's not a surprise shotcoining = no ethics

https://stacker.news/items/258621


Glad I stopped using it ages ago.  Damn.


Always playing the good tunes.


I dont see why not.


Yup.

https://github.com/greenart7c3/Amber


Oh yeah and it works woth auth to.


On feature in nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 wallet that ive been using a lot recently and  really appreciate is the ability to upload a QR code from my phones gallery and then have it extract payment info be it a LNURL or normal invoice. Super slick.


Lazyness and greed imo.


Man what a shitstain. I hope he refuses to pay. But calvin is prolly running low on funds sooooooo...le sigh.


relay.tools - relay creator and directory

here are the types of relays that we support:
https://github.com/relaytools/relaycreator/blob/main/design/UserStories.md

Reasons you might want to run a relay are numerous.  Sometimes it might just be to see what it's like, before going through the effort to host it and configure it all by hand.  Maybe you're a developer and simply need a playground to mess with having no limits and good response times.  In less than 60 seconds and 21k sats you can be operating your own relay.

I'm proud to hear some users of the relay.tools service have been inspired to graduate to hosting their own relay after trying it out.  And thanks to strfry it's very easy to migrate.  You can even take your spamblaster rules with you.  This is awesome!  THIS -IS- #NOSTR 🚀


I will.


Ive fallen into a bad habit of eating junk food again and my skin reflects it. Gonna need to make a proper effort to fix that again. Damn it.


Checking out a farm stand I dident know existed today. Ya boi is stoked. 🤩


Nope.


Just nuked amber but i was still getting a "failed to open signing app" popup in amythist. Seems to be back to normal.


One more test.


If you've been here for a while, and have created a lot of notes, remember that relays will delete old notes.

To keep them, use my Backup service to download copy of them, you will be able to restore them later, it also updates your notes everywhere.

Backup everything: https://nostryfied.online


the message is absolutely encrypted but neither side can decrypt it unless i'm doing it wrong.


Also it seems DM encrypton is funky. Sent a test to an account I own. Here is the result.

https://image.nostr.build/821ff1359b58def6f1b3a91fafd8952440ab0a151c2428ffbcb2e6c48730a070.jpg


Ah ok so amber cant hold more than one account key for now it seems?


I was super impressed how fast the apps switched over.


Had about a billion popups to approve at first but all in all not bad.


Testing amethyst + amber


The bounus of a weird kitchen schedual is being able to catch up on sleep if I get a night where I just cant sleep. I think being lazy yesterday got to me and I spent the night  staring at the ceiling 😅. Oh well errends then study.


No. But imo I wouldent touch anything swan does with an 80ft pole now. Having ripple labs controle their Bitcoin....is just not a good look. They really need to distance themselfs from that.


Their Bitcoin supply is owned by Ripple labs now.


I need to do this to. Im just using boilerplate.


I've had one bottle of African wine. I'm not sure if it was from South Africa but whatever it was, was extremely good and I have a picture saved of it so if I ever run across it again I can grab it.


So I dont know much about wine and what I do know is centered around  Italian wine. But there here's always been this crisp and clean quality to french wine that i've always appreciated. Where as most Italian wines, at least the ones I like, have a more earthy and full body flavor.

This is verry fruit forward without being overly sweet. I think personally I would like something a little bit drier but but this is a fun experince and still rather smooth.

Props to my french coworker thats helping me expand my palette.

#foodstr #winestr <----is that a thing yet?

https://image.nostr.build/4548451115bbe360e4dee01e500ddb5722f05c8247ca1d4251f8c808942913d6.jpg


I live by my calender and tasks apps. 😅 If its not there I need a good poking to remind me.


I dont have to use it or recomend it but damn thats annoying.


there's literally antithetical to damn near every reason I got into bitcoin and why I enjoy nostr. The freedom. That legacy bullshit of geo-restricions is so counter productive and reeks of complience bro shit that im embeerased to have ever used the damned platform when I started running a nostream realy. Fuck.


Fuuuuuuck that shit.


I know I said Id try not to shit to hard on custodians but they make it so easy.


Jfc really?


I have done fuck all today but read and shit post. Feels kinda nice.


Mmmmm. Two of my favorite scents.


Self hosted vaultwarden.


Im a big fan of my charcoal Weber grill. They come in a mess of sizes depending on the space you have to work with and are pretty versatile.


Its so hard not to though. Dear lord.


The irony is thick but I do agree. Myself included we all can do better. As  as long as there's enough educational material for people to run into and understand the difference.

I'll continue to educate and push for self custody in practically everything. But i'll try not to shit custodians as much.


Yeah true facts. Refer to my comments to Derek about my personal detest of US car culture. I understand it's definitely a cultural thing.

 i might not be a massive fan of cars but i understand that with the sheer amount of space that the US has they make more sense than trains or other forms of mass trasit.


I would probably have to say in general. I understand that getting to every nook and cranny would be damn near impossible but we could do a better job of maintaining connection between major points.


i actually like you're phrasing better.


No.


you've never had to deal with an angry southern aunt.


Lmao 😅 sorry all my extended family is southern. I love that "bless your heart" is always followed by the worst sort of comments.


Oh bless your heart. 😅


I sincerely appreciate every aspect of these plants and what they do for me. I make salves for sore bones,  tinctures for pain, treats for friends. Its so much more than just getting stoned. ( although i would be a bald faced liar if i said i didn't enjoy getting stoned as well)

#weedstr

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This is a pretty interesting read. I'm almost willing to try anything that will replace ICANN.

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Oh lol so somethimg extremely subjective.


Lol what was the ranking for?


So i'm fairly certain that my current phone number used to be a chinese students phone number because randomly I get texts in chinese and generally they're pretty benign so it's really hard to get angry when a random text is this nice.

Like how to I even respond to this besides " i'm not sure who this is supposed to be for but thank you anyways"

https://image.nostr.build/1fd3f641580a546cfd0135e293f24825924137e5219c895bf50b5adafd6a452c.jpg


I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?" I exclaim as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and it nails the neighbor's dog.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads!" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out in front of frantic paramedics since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.


Here here!


Yeah I guess now a days cars are the way to go. But I kinda detest the car culture in America. Feels kinda weird being born here, and having grown up in the country, to end up disliking cars so much 😅


Lmao na your pretty spot on there.


I love trains. Its been a bit since my last ride but ive gone as far as st loius missouri from oregon. I used to do regualr trips down to cali to.


I really wish the US train system was better.


I dont like cold cards.


Ive heard the name but I dont know how it works. Soooo /shrug.


Thats entirely fair.


I could be off here but imo the main distinction between a hardware wallet and a signing device is key storage.  As far as i'm aware all hardware wallets store seeds on the device VS seed signers "ephemeral storage"


Seed signer! Not really a wallet but I use it over anything else out there.


I need to try growing coffee again. Not really suited for the climate im in but damn it I still wanna try.


i'm not sure what i'm gonna put it in but i definitely want to make some


I wanna make pork belly this weekend.


Thank you thank you.


Crowded cheese plate game on point. #foodstr.

https://image.nostr.build/02bd0f4815b6cedeb716fa168d7ab164a613a0b1468ee0f43e94bf0b373ae6da.jpg


I cant log into my enkitunes account so at least my access is deleted.


Kill your heros. Or however the saying goes.


It is weird indeed.


Lmao Im sorry. Thats gotta be annoying


Urg. I need to eat more lamb. Its so good.


Lmao make it a badge.


Feel this in my bones.


The most fun aspect of playing on Sovereign Craft is that when normies join, we often don't even let them know that the in-game money is actually #Bitcoin for a little while, and they just use it like any other server's currency.

Then their minds are blown when they find out they can use it outside the game, and even get it from other Bitcoin games and use it on the server.

Bitcoin breaks down all walled gardens, if we let it.

#gamestr #streamstr #zapstream #gaming #Bitcoin #Lightning #BitcoinGaming #minecraftstr #Minecraft #PCGaming #Plebchain #Nostr #NostrGaming


I have an LLC that I bill some clients from. Invoice ninja works but there are so many damned things on it I dont use I was hoping for something more light weight.


I tune in on the SDR every now and then.


Shill me a (prefrably self hosted) billing app. I use invoice ninja currently but something about the UI makes never want to use it. #asknostr


I wonder if thats how soulseek works. 🤔


Found my lil  magnifying glass to check my trichomes. Hope yall like closeups. #weedstr

https://image.nostr.build/d5a73f0e39f28cf90961976215a481202ab29639a4748feddd3473b7ab65e30f.jpg

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Oooooh that LSP. Lmao


I laughed when I first saw it. Its a decent handle.


GM Fuck the fed.


Steven Universe runs a lightning provider? 😅


Same. I dont hate it but my feed is useless when its going on.


Might be a hot take but id block zapathon in a heartbeat.


Ngl this was one thing in twitter I loved. I had HEX blocked and it made my feed so much better.


Become the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.


Lack of nip- 05 does it for me.


Who TF puts crackers on oysters. Half shell or bust.


Lol yeah im debating on where I wanna spin up servers to expand and rework my relay. I want mine to be global as well.


More servers more problems. And bills 😅


The founder of wiki leaks. If that helps.


Yup. 😑


Thats the store that was driving me up the wall with its phone tree 😂


Ive had this one for close to a decade and its just now starting to die 😅. Id love a store that sold keyboard parts though. Jfc. Might look into glorious based on that alone.


The meme is funny but I really do think shits gonna get way worse in a lot of ways before we as humans pull our heads out of out collective asses and stop fighting all the time.

https://image.nostr.build/cc1ed6f7768b86d21b60ee882fa97ff4d37337a42cde141e05759e2d30987d1c.jpg


Really sucks when your doing shit in sql and you get santax errors becasue you missed a space. 😅


Ive been drooling over a full ducky keyboard with pudding caps. Id also like to swap out my switches from brown cherry mx's to purple kailn's. They have a slightly smaller activation point.

The spacebar on my g710+ is starting to not work when I need it.


i'm close to ordering a new keyboard i'll have to pay attention to what keys are actually there. 😅


legalize recreational plutonium


Thats smart I only use raid 1 on mine. With a USB stick that channel states are backed up to.


Everyone should run a node


Oh no. 😑


more studying today before the fiat mines. Gotta get certed up.


Avo or olive. Depends on what I have on hand.


Relays and Nodes that are ready to fight the state with proper geological distribution is how we win.

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Hes got the soul of boom bap in him. I think RA found him when he was like 17? He sent in an application video for a remix to one of RA's songs.


GM


┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we stack sats
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & run a node
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔


 Seriously the best desktop client. Time to update!

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Its deff not the first time ive posted about it. 😅 im home now winding down.


there is a special circle in hell for asshole who come in fifteen minutes before close and and stay a half an hour after


If you haven't watched in a while, a reminder:

https://video.nostr.build/aeabec09e93088de4d4d40c061932a6afe62f8ad7f04926b48c2a618bddcf0cb.mp4


how can you say no to that face. 😅


AFRO is such a goat. #tunestr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt6jD194fc4


Ok one last browser gripe.

I whole heartedly hate chromes market dominance of the browser ecosystem and I really prefer using firefox. But so much shit breaks on firefox, especially on a privacy fork, that I feel forced to have some form of chome installed to do basic shit like log into learning sites. /end rant.


More of a tit-hini guy myself but to each their own. 😅


Neat. Ive seen it but never used it.


Bothered. Dehydrated. Out of my lane. Corroding. https://image.nostr.build/2afd0e0fc5f02ee564cb78f1112d835ea3620d35dce10200667495138a6136b3.jpg


Lol yeah the trees deff give it away. 😅


Udemy wont let me even login with the Floorp browser. 😅 might be a firefox issues as it works like a charm on ungoogled chrome.


This is great!


Lol same. I had to bitch out my bank as well. One thing I heard from Michal Bazzile recently was setting up a VPN with a dedicated IP for use with banks and such. I know it nukes your anonset but if you dont use it for anything *but* connecting to your bank then as long as your real IP is hidden it seems like a decent solution....


I love it when I can't make an account somewhere due to my use of VPN's and privacy browsers. I just dont wanna be fekkin spyed on.


Im debating spinning up a free relay just for this.


Lol im in the PNW. Can confirm.


Im not sure there is one.


I have the gear. Might need some gortex boots though. Last time I tried snowshoeing up a mountian.....lets just say it was rough.


Feel this one in my bones.


The nostr:npub17tyke9lkgxd98ruyeul6wt3pj3s9uxzgp9hxu5tsenjmweue6sqq4y3mgl manual installation instructions have now been updated thanks to yours truely.

I'm quite happy to contribute to this project. In addition to having a nice product, they also:

- have a nice development pace
- are friendly and helpful towards new contributors
- have an excellent review process
- Add regression tests for issues that come up

If you have extra sats to throw around, the maintainers have done (and continue to do) the work to earn them. I'm not a core contributor, but we'll see if that might someday change.

https://github.com/SeedSigner/seedsigner/issues/432


🫡 bookmarked


Seriously wondering if I have what it takes to go backpacking in the winter. #hikestr

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I dident know it was a Ruby app. Hu.


It absolutly takes a lot of server resourses though. Its kinda nuts.


I use it for everything right now. Photo storage, calender, notes, tasks, ebook storage, even appointment scheduling on one of my sites.


Because nextcloud.


The second issue of Agorism in the 21st century dropped a bit ago.
#agorism

https://agorist.xyz/


🫂 100% its why I never use my bluesky account.


Reason #784 as to why custodians suck.


This is the best saffon Ive ever had.

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Uh. Intresting.


Whoah.


Im here for the dumb tubes. 🫡


:PepePls:


Its a joke mocking someone in the US media who tryed to bash someone who did an interview with a block clock in the background. (Jack mallers or saylor i forget who). But they said something along the lines of "that person is untrustworthy they have a clock displaying mocsow time" or some BS along those lines when it was just a display for sats per dollar.


Quick and dirty Dan Dan Noodels.

#foodstr

https://image.nostr.build/ddf9e890748429d2f9f58dc94aa812b791bf423b3251c68ca5b6133695199f95.jpg


Its just diffrent. Im not used to seeing it yet.


Its a matching one that I have with a childhood friend.


I have a power button on the back of my neck that I forget about until someone boops it. 😅


Its deff weird getting used to a new tattoo on your body. This is also the first tattoo I have that cant be concealed with a t-shirt.


Open wide 😜.

Jokes aside Id love to do a massive nostr cookout.


Lmao can confirm as well.


i think you're probably correct 😅.  that's why it went unnoticed for so many years.


Mmmmm. Banana bread.


Facts.


At least once a month I have a convo like that. Its kinda sad.  shit just a few days ago i had a conversation with a friend about privacy and technology and he is fully aware of what's going on and yet doesn't want to put in the effort to move away from something like google.


Relaxing via cooking. Started a bread that takes 24 hours, made tahini, then Im gonna make some dan dan noodles and then do more coding courses.