john pardi was the headliner!!


all m.i.a. today but i’m rockin it out at a country music festival so don’t feel too bad ab it ahahha


y’all already know what i’m about to say

have a blessed sunday 🙏🏼


happy happy happy sunday!!


Wait

You’re telling me i can zap your email and discover you on nostr with your email.

Wtf 😭😭😭😭

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btw it’s friday october 13th
i’m jealous of anyone getting discounted tats


he’s pretty cool, I like to say I’m his bestie   nostr:nevent1qqsfq842zcuf6lm9zzwdkutywxq53tdz8s8s4xnwyv3w9rq7ydt9maspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68y6trdqhxgeg0grkeh


zapathon is an event every thursday and friday after 5 pm est when it’s a zapping playground. post something funny or to the people’s themes or what you wanna share with the hashtag #zapathon. zaps will come your way. u could also zap other users to share appreciation.


#zapathon  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/9277a867-1697151597705.jpeg


Sorry, #castr - it’s #dogstr #zapathon this week
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earning sats thru games i already play


omg that was such a nice and innocent feeling


I’m getting quite tired of the cars that go 68 mph in the left lane of the freeway that has 4-5 lanes. Or cars that leave 3 cars length in between them and the car in front of them in traffic. One car space is fine, but 3??? If this is you, pls fix yourself


ahhhhhhhhh 💸


That feeling when you have beaten all the games #zbdinternetcitizen  https://media1.giphy.com/media/3og0IzoPfRVwyxjDUs/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0islgi63z0ot18e8h3kjg9jnviflif7wz1q26eh3z&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g


sun loving  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/70fa203a-1696870694379.png


halloween horror nights w the boo https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/a83d9e84-1696725838687.jpeg


friday october 6th 2023  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/94d5f4c8-1696694785419.jpeg


kidnapped the #zbdog again  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/6beb2cae-1696626608474.jpeg


in the parking lot


Hello world
I just entered this world https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/20c10a55-1696620550300.jpeg


pacific bitcoin today 🫡


sometimes i sit in my car with the volume at 20 but then i remember i’m young and turn it up to 40


the golden bachelor has me ugly crying


in no life, in no time, do we condone sexual harassment.
hell to the f-ing no.


he basically is


appreciation for him because he’s adorable  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/b088debf-1694979947413.jpeg


that made my jaw drop


iykyk


jesus and i are too good for the haterz 😎🤌🏼 https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/80e92e8f-1694977923773.jpeg


What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream.


adding the songs in the playlist this week 🤭 if you didn’t post your song choices yet, do it nowwwwww!!! give me the tunesssss!!!!! pleaaaassseeee!!!

for those that already have, you’re seen and appreciated 🫶🏼


What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast?
I have to scramble!


What’s your dream car? Tell me bellow https://image.nostr.build/e88b2317f19ea47d47d9043c5d176d0783016c1230a5f2517bd42544a24b1aae.jpg


because i can’t see myself anywhere else than holding a cheetah in my lap while i nap my head on another one  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/0a8bb970-1694968025111.jpeg


#streetart #montreal https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/41565812-1694967728240.jpeg


blacked out and decked out ford raptor


happy sunday everyone 🫶🏼
god bless all of your hearts


it’s so insanely good, the graphics are so nostalgic, plus EVERYONES IN IT


watching my bf play kingdoms hearts, tell me why this game isn’t a full movie franchise yet


you know it  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/69174fbe-1694885694071.png


Legendary is out 🤘🏻
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i’ll be there to remind you too


Let's play with #[0] Game night 100k price pool . #ZBDinternetcitizen https://www.twitch.tv/mathgggg_?sr=a https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/bcecbf14-1694808606174.jpeg


Everyone who already made a playlist for the #ZBDinternetcitizen share it in the comments! I haven’t seem too much of it and I want to peek at everyone’s playlist 🥸


i don’t need to, just call my dad


Fire update ✨ #zbdinternetcitizen https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/b971cc73-1694714109432.png


Satoshi's goal #zbdinternetcitizen #victory https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/5b790958-1694725082333.jpeg


WINNER WINNERRR


🌊 https://image.nostr.build/71c262dd629459949b2e1889dd7c10d80adb3c68449e4c739871f744453d101c.jpg


surprise!! there’s actually two of them :) https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/94a1df06-1694619429735.jpeg


derp  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/b764f333-1694557422197.jpeg


#kidnapped @originalbhd https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/69a1dbaf-1694557333550.jpeg


kidnapped milou the #zbdog https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/1aab387d-1694556661408.jpeg


i’m a fan of this new spotify add on  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/e0dd44ba-1694553106646.png


california! in southern california!


Why do people think they need KYC to use ZBD ?🤓☝


Ever heard of ZBD?

What's ZBD?

ZBDeeez Nuts

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Rolling your eyes isn't going to help you find your brain.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
You hear that? It's the sound of me not caring.
Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You know, you're just not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
You have a face that makes onions cry.
Have a nice day ... somewhere else.
You do realize we're just tolerating you, right?
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
It's really fun watching you try to understand everything that's being said about you.
You are even more useless than the 'ueue' in queue.
The real heroes in this world are the ones who have to live with you.
Somewhere out there a tree is producing oxygen for you. What a shame.
Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you.
I didn't mean to offend you … but I'll take it as an additional perk.
I don't want to rain on your parade. I want to summon a typhoon.
You can't imagine how much happiness you can bring … by leaving the room.
I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.
I'd rather treat a baby's diaper rash than have lunch with you.
I gave out all my trophies a while ago, but here's a participation award.
It's all about balance … you start talking, I stop listening.
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.
How many licks 'till I get to the interesting part of this conversation?
I'm listening. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once.
You are like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think "not now."
Don't worry … the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.
It's impossible to underestimate you.
If I throw a stick, will you chase it? I really want out of this conversation.
You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's really doing the job.
The truth will set you free. You're the worst. OK, you're free to go.
Do you think your parents realize that they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?
Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand!
I've heard a smarter statement come out in a fart.
I look at you and think … two billion years of evolution for this?
I told my therapist about you. She didn't believe me.
When I listen to you, I think you really are going to go far. I hope you stay there.
When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figure it's smart to give myself a head start.
Whoever told you to be yourself gave you bad advice.
I think you just need a high five … in the face … with a chair.
When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?
When God made you, you must have been on the bottom of his "to-do" list.
Everyone brings happiness to a room. I bring happiness when I walk in, and you bring happiness when you leave.
Are you at a loss for words, or did you exhaust your entire vocabulary?
Accidents happen; the proof is reading this note!

And now ... out of this thread ...

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we love you!!!!


😁👋😎🤫 https://media0.giphy.com/media/mzUXwiJxJvq8FEDd59/200w.gif?cid=586b07f01e35zhnwredl8ert1qctay782s6d3d4p7nh1gow3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g


winner winner chicken dinner


who’s a boss here? :)


i got better things to do


Roast me.

Best roast gets zapped 100k sats.

🧙♀


Every morning I run to check how many sats Santa left me.


that sounds like a dream to me, gotta post it on zbd social too, i think a lot of people will want to relate to this too


this is your sign!!!!


:)  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/611e2ff0-1694486634890.jpeg


go to junkyard in simi valley asap, they’re open again!!!!!  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/8a381224-1694467586126.jpeg


stacking $$$ in the easiest ways


from earth  https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/3e8ab9b9-1694460679263.jpeg


where??!!?????


my bf and i made ground turkey with a bunch of spices with brown rice pasta 😆 https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/563bd80e-1694303098828.jpeg


Today's very amazing ✌🏻😉
(My First Day) nostr:nprofile1qqsv73e7h6tndwngn3ccmc74auufpx722ldncw8rl8087hddljyw6mcpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338gmnwdehv07p8s Social 💜⚡
#ZBDinternetcitizen #zap ⚡ https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/ddc07a5d-1694290983788.jpeg


welcome to zbd social!!!😆


did nostr:nprofile1qqsywlwxg9x2dpp5apda06ytn3guln8mh3hxdtm2kg26w2uacejnxrcpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338gmnwdeh26hw9l just break the internet??? #zbdinternetcitizen


those are the biggest dog ears i’m in love


leg day #zbdinternetcitizen https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/544ba3f8-1694284716579.jpeg


#zbdinternetcitizen https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/e176b67b-1694032088534.jpeg