He doesn’t have a wife lol 

 Approved for government subsidized gender transition surgery 

 Jealous 

 Love this 

 Sold all my chairs :( 

 I wanna buy one of these but they’re so expensive I can’t justify it 

 Whenever you get sick, you miss the feeling of just being normal. Rest up, eat clean, and try to avoid using the heater as much as possible 

 Every fucking time 🤣 

 🤣 

 Fun book 

 Good morning sir 🫡 

 Lmao 

 🎯 

 Might as well add destruction of property to the assault charges 😂 

 Seed oils and sugar 

 Ask her if it’s that time of the month  

 If they haven’t started yet, they won’t ever start without a pump. 

 Looks like the same picture to me 

 Just a boat 

 Time to upgrade to grass fed steaks now 😭 

 Losing it all in a boating accident is always on the table 

 Does he have a shitcoin? lol 

 What a scumbag lmao guy is so conceited 

 What? 😂 

 Need bigger network effects but yes this is promising 

 I can’t watch college sports it’s too chaotic and difficult to keep up with 

 Idk about Iran having all that 😂 

 Persia is long gone sir 😂 

 It was very different for sure 

 They do but what does that have to do with the state of the country lol 

 Where is Persia? lol 

 Why does a nation have to exist? 

 Too early for these jokes man 😂 

 https://video.nostr.build/2075c10935d9b93a07b14f1622b6ff13495f9fde48f1fc4980abf76f16587b93.mp4 

 Come at me bro https://video.nostr.build/2206452d161f5cb407a99c366ca1bfafe173235c21e45c5c8e686188f5b8e2a7.mp4  

 You can’t 

 Because a group of people with guns call themselves the government and will kill you if you don’t pay 

 If being dead counts as a win for you then you know what you must do 🫡 

 There is still a cost to that but sure it is better if you can get it done 

 Life advice 🫡 

 Once or twice a week 

 Bar of soap? What’s that 

 🎯 

 I made it myself 

 You’re right. The best move is to not have hair. 

 You’re leaving sats on the table friend 

 Until I got the idea to just not have hair 🤔 

 Why use a razor? Just pour acid on your head 

 Classic movie 😂 

 Oh yeah those are free I gotta restock those 

 I am a free man that does not belong to any flag 🏳️🫡 

 He’s buying IOUs. The difference matters 👀 

 GM 🫂🐸 

 I remember going down this rabbit hole and it made me nauseous. 

 Accurate 😂 

 I would love to see draft kings and the other betting websites lose their cash cow. 

 It has to be trustless or it won’t work. It shouldn’t be that hard. You just integrate the program with the stats of the sport. You’d put up the sats for the bet and they go into escrow and then get released after the stats meet the necessary criteria (e.g. sports team wins/loses). I think the legal ramifications are why no one has made it yet. 

 You need to stop being close-minded. It’s 2024 people eat bugs now🙄😂
Just because you’re fancy and eat caviar every day doesn’t mean you can’t date a guy that eats cheese and fly sandwiches 💁‍♀️ 

 Let’s take this convo off nostr. Not tryna dox my location 😂 

 Maximum splashage right there 😂 

 https://m.primal.net/IgJB.jpg