I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. People are hilarious. 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyCGwMRN_6L/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng== 

 The muffins. Chocolate pumpkin muffins with orange icing drizzle.

1 15oz can pumpkin
1 box of chocolate cake mix

Icing drizzle: 1 cup powdered sugar, orange extract, 1 tbs milk

Mix pumpkin and cake mix until uniform. Bake at 350 in mini muffin tin for 10 minutes.

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 My 6 year old, who is just beginning to read and write, tried to put a message in roblox chat. Unfortunately, he spells phonetically. Not the first time a kid has gotten me banned.

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 Remembering that time that I thought I might be pregnant again because I had morning sickness for a week... Then I realized I was using super expired creamer in my coffee. 

 I just filled out a 400 question security audit... And the fucker didn't save because I left a couple questions for our IT director... Apparently, leaving any required question blank means your audit doesn't save. And you can't do it offline because it generates conditional questions based on your answers. I'm so fucking done. It's due Friday. I have to do the whole thing again. Fuck. 

 Wearing horizontal stripes and IDGAF.