tim sweeney when i swim on his teeny weeny: 

 fossfucks be like

clueless newbie: "how do i do (thing that ppl do in the real world)"

fossfuck maintainer: "i don't see the utility, why would you want to do that, i'm not supporting it"

github issue closed 

 pro tip if someone's actively complaining about a thing that unequivocally doesn't work for them it's actually insulting to reply with "just use the thing better" 

 when i lewd shitpost i'm not actually horny i just think sex is funny 

 inktober this inktober that besties it's twinktober reply with you're best twinks 

 my handwriting accidentally looks fucking amazing 

 you are joever bidencumbered 

 manjaro repair worked

i hate this OS 

 (renote OK!)

Hello! I'm a fresh grad computer science major, looking for my first job. I have plenty of experience with computers and software, from making my own homelab to writing an interpreter for a toy language. I'm willing to learn anything from web dev to kernels and compilers. Looking to work remotely.

Resume and references available upon request (gotta stay somewhat private on fedi).

#fedihired 

 discord's big innovation was marrying text and voice chat in a frictionless way and the fact that most fossfucks can't see that as a good thing is telling