I am a professional.

https://social.balpha.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/181/588/076/696/916/original/9630ce18af30c119.png 

 I got myself a laser cutter, and my first project is designing a paper diorama of the "This is Fine" dog.

Constraints:

- must fit on A5 card stock (that's what I have lying around)
- one single piece, folding only, no glue (because I like a challenge)
- one-sided printing only (precise duplex is impossible on my printer)

Still work in progress, but here's what I have so far, including all prototypes up to this point.

https://social.balpha.de/system/media_attachments/files/109/530/943/480/070/424/original/1debf0b745338c94.jpg

https://social.balpha.de/system/media_attachments/files/109/530/956/284/970/881/original/7792363e54da0179.jpg