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 crypto capitulation ✅

my s/o brought this home from a trip to normie world a few days ago

Gifted by a female colleague…

an exhausted crypto drop out 🚮

or a spook 🤣 

i ain’t pluggin that thing in 


https://m.primal.net/KoWm.jpg 
 @Magoo single handedly holding up X right now. 
https://m.primal.net/KQxO.png 
 Bits of code gone wrong,
Restart, debug, try again,
Tech’s trials make us strong 
 Re-upping on #Nostr with Primal ⚡️ 
 To the uninitiated, the innovation of Lightning over Liquid
 might seem daunting.... LoL 

Such is the nature of groundbreaking #Bitcoin tech 🌊⚡️
https://image.nostr.build/f4b89e60e113a962a4d22c5583860914f50d7ecacc28bb141fa208e62e68084e.jpg 
 L-BTC as well🤡

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 #Bitcoin ETF will not be fungible with Bitcoin.  
 Help me grok $prism and get zapped ⚡️


$comment 
 Comment on this event pls ⬇️ 🙏

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 Comment 
 This is the next.  
 This is the first thing.  
 Trying out Shipyard for scheduled posts @PABLOF7z  😈

 
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#Nostr 
 @Blockstream sends out a satogram.xyz message to (most of) the #LightningNetwork. 

Solve the puzel get sats 😇 https://image.nostr.build/a677970296375b1dbf10c9940118756a7fefb92bf84b51343a645d29ab4f7bbc.jpg  
 It's all good nostr:nprofile1qqsvwp3ue4lf4hqdm49h034l40luswvmg83ymcaxdzn2kchduty240gprpmhxue69uhkummnw3erztnrw4e8yetwwshxv7tfqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnrw4e8yetwwshxv7tfqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqxrkwtv  😇 2k sats if you guess the preimage 

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nostr:nevent1qqsrxt6wjsrppef0t272frtkgsghkjzhft7t06nmj0puvtl9mz9mzsqprpmhxue69uhkummnw3erztnrw4e8yetwwshxv7tfqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnrw4e8yetwwshxv7tfqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qy8hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddaksz8rhwden5te0dehhxarj9e3xjarrda5kuetj9eek7cmfv9kqzgnhwden5te0dehhxarj94mx2unfve5k2epwwajkcmr0wfjx2u3wdejhgqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgerztnrdakszynhwden5te0danxvcmgv95kutnsw43q0fpvhm 
 My favourite #Bitcoin podcasts, in no particular order:

- Rabit Hole Recap with #[1]​ and #[2]... 
 Bitcoin Standard Podcast with savage AF Saifedean 😂🔥 
 Politically incorrect thought of the day: East Asians are good at academic tests because we were ... 
 Not afraid of prison but afraid of getting caned in public 🧐😂 
 Standard zap amount in #[0]​ seems to be stuck to 1000sats, even after I change it. Potential b... 
 Monero cannot be global money. 

Cannot audit supply. 

#Bitcoin layer-2s, Liquid (Bitcoin Financial Layer) & Lightning (Bitcoin payment layer) network have outstanding privacy and are only getting better. 

#Bolt12 
 Just imagine the potential of a truly decentralized social media with money built in…

• Sell... 
 #[0]

Just beautiful TheGuySwann 
 Nostr as a protocol, and the community in the Nostr ecosystem of clients, are absolutely incredib... 
 Your wallet of choice for Zap?

I will go first - Wallet of Satoshi - #[0] 
 Since we’re just fooling around hitting zaps WoS seems to make it the most fun. ⚡️ 
 #plebchain question. The grey check means verified. The purple means verified and followed. The g... 
 You don’t own BTC if it’s on a CEX. 


If you know what a CEX you know enough to self-custody #Bitcoin 
 Very noice. Start with a small amount and a mobile wallet like Blockstream Green. 

Get comfortable then start to work with a hardware wallet like Trezor, Jade, or Coldcard 👌 
 Hold on hold on I miss read that. 

Trading fiat for BTC is the trade up my guy. 
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 Paid. Welcome to #BitcoiNostr


Follow the #plebchain 
 2sat/VB is the new floor price. 😂 
 Nostr pleb follow starter-kit 

arbedout – #[0]
Arrow – #[1]
asanoha – @npub1m99ry568jatr5y... 
 #[58]

Maybe this will aid in your understanding of why cRyPTO people aren’t coming to #Nostr 
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 I love it for LARPing as a dev 😂 
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 btcpuertorico 

“Running an unsustainable + unprofitable Nostr relay” 😂😂⚡️ 
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 Great question TanukiBTC 🧐

#[1] 
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 This is it ⬆️ 
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 Can not confirm nor deny anything 🤐

What I can say is get on the TestFlight to be first to see what comes next 👇

https://help.blockstream.com/hc/en-us/articles/14884124911385-How-can-I-join-the-beta-   
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 This is it ⚡️

#[1] 
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 New Nostr Nests is extremely nice Derek Ross​ 🙏

#[1] 
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 Yep that’s a 3 second Zap. 

We are approaching Zaps as the absolute standard. 

No likes only Zaps ⚡️ 
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 Hi ⚡️ 
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 damus​ working better than ever now. 

Is there a future where Amethyst is available on iOS? 
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 Too kind 😍⚡️ 
 Phoenix, Zeus, are some of the non custodial names, but what are you testing for? 

For tipping in Damus WoS is great just don’t keep a substantive Lightning balance. 
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 Hurtful imagery. 
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 Based lady. A keeper. 
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 Stranj analogy 😂👏👏 
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 Nostriches strong together 👊 
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 Completely insane. 
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 Brutally ripped from LynAlden​ yes? 😂 
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 Based take. #plebchain followed 
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 1k ⚡️

🌚 ☀️ ✨ 
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 NostReport 

CURRENT ALGORITHM: JUST HUMANS 😂


#[1] 
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 Bitcoin is triple entry accounting. 

Get across it! 🧠 
 Use chatGPT to help you learn. 
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 900tx 🤯📉