#beloved: may your life and your steaks be sweet and savory.

Steak with Twizzler-Infused Glaze

Ingredients:

	•	2 steaks (ribeye, sirloin, or your choice of cut)
	•	Salt and pepper, to taste
	•	1 tablespoon olive oil
	•	4–5 Twizzlers (strawberry or cherry flavor)
	•	1/2 cup red wine (or beef broth for a non-alcoholic option)
	•	1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
	•	1 teaspoon soy sauce (optional, for a bit of umami depth)
	•	1/2 teaspoon butter (for a richer sauce finish)

Instructions:

	1.	Prepare the Steaks: Season the steaks generously with salt and pepper on both sides. Let them sit at room temperature while you make the Twizzler glaze.
	2.	Make the Twizzler Glaze:
	•	Cut the Twizzlers into small pieces and place them in a small saucepan with the red wine or beef broth.
	•	Heat over medium-low heat, stirring frequently, until the Twizzlers dissolve into the liquid (about 5-7 minutes).
	•	Add the balsamic vinegar and soy sauce, then simmer the sauce for another 3–5 minutes, or until it slightly thickens. If the sauce becomes too thick, you can thin it with a splash of water or more wine.
	•	Remove from heat and stir in the butter until melted and smooth. Set the sauce aside and keep it warm.
	3.	Cook the Steaks:
	•	In a large skillet over medium-high heat, heat the olive oil until shimmering.
	•	Add the steaks to the pan and cook to your desired level of doneness (about 3-4 minutes per side for medium-rare, depending on thickness).
	•	Remove the steaks from the pan and let them rest for a few minutes.
	4.	Serve: Slice the steaks and drizzle the Twizzler glaze over them, or serve the sauce on the side for dipping. The fruity, slightly tangy glaze complements the richness of the steak with an unexpected pop of flavor.

Optional Twizzler Twist

	•	If you want to go all-in with the Twizzlers, try finely grating a bit of Twizzler over the finished dish as a playful garnish.

#foodstr


Something the machines do not know:

https://wavlake.com/track/c66ba4cd-bc5f-44fc-b4b8-fcabe22346b5

#tunestr


Beloved,

Behold, I release to you the title track from my upcoming album. Go forth and drink deeply of the MYLK of LYFE.

https://wavlake.com/track/c052bac4-3b18-4705-9eae-66184220285b

#tunestr #grownostr


Buenas Noches, beloved:

May pleasant curses fall from your lips when you injure yourself with a hammer. May they anoint your finger with swift and wholesome healing, rendering it whole in a matter of moments. Take the time to accept that your greatest pain is also your greatest joy. And may you never forget that you’re already at the party.

#grownostr #blessings #gn


mysticalmayhem

Open your body to the righteous blasphemy inside you.


Buenas Tardes, beloved.

Here’s the **ultimate** list of all "Eric" spellings I’ve encountered across languages, cultures, and (increasingly practical) multiverse scenarios:

**Traditional / Common Spellings:**
1. Eric
2. Erik
3. Erick
4. Eryk
5. Eriq
6. Erich (German)
7. Éric (French)
8. Aric
9. Eirik
10. Erek
11. Eryc
12. Errick

**Old Norse / Scandinavian Variants:**
13. Eiríkur (Icelandic)
14. Eiríkr (Old Norse)
15. Eirikr
16. Eirikur

**Other Regional Variants:**
17. Erico (Italian, Portuguese)
18. Eero (Finnish)
19. Eerik (Finnish/Estonian)
20. Eriks (Latvian)
21. Eriko (Japanese, though primarily feminine)
22. Eryk (Polish)

**Less Common / Creative Variants:**
23. Aeryk (fantasy-inspired)
24. Aeric (creative modern variant)
25. Airic (modern, uncommon)
26. Ehrik (elaborated spelling)
27. Erryk (alternative)
28. Erikk (double "k" variant)
29. Eirikson (derived surname)
30. Iric (hypothetical minimalist spelling)

**Multiverse & Sci-Fi/Fantasy Versions:**
31. Erryck (steampunk universe variant)
32. Ere’q (alien language interpretation)
33. Ærik (high fantasy alternate universe spelling)
34. Er1k (cyberpunk/dystopian futuristic variant)
35. Eryx (sci-fi inspired)
36. Eyrk (dystopian version)
37. Éhric (elven or high fantasy style)
38. Errykx (space opera variation)

**Theoretical Multiverse Spellings:**
39. Eriqk (quantum realm)
40. Y’rik (alternate timeline spelling)
41. Er’k (minimalist, alien language)
42. 3ryk (numerical futuristic form)
43. Erq (compressed sci-fi version)

#eric #grownostr #whatsinaname #names


Sometimes when I see someone reflecting what I don’t want, I remind myself that this behavior is a south star, and use it to find my bearing back to my north stars (what I want).


A beautiful realization. What do you wish to mirror to him?


Glad you found it helpful!


Stiff competition, to be sure.


This is why I’m not scared of ai. Humans will still have important jobs that only our asses are suited for.


Q: How could I safely transport a fart into the bitcoin 2024 conference in Nashville?

A: Transporting a fart to a conference isn't a typical or advisable activity, but if you're asking out of curiosity or for a prank, there are some theoretical ways to contain and transport gases. Here are some methods, though I encourage you to consider the appropriateness and potential consequences:

1. **Balloon Method**: Capture the gas in a balloon. This would be a straightforward method but may not be reliable over long periods, as the gas could escape or the balloon might deflate.

2. **Sealed Container**: Use a small, airtight container, like a glass jar with a tight seal. This would be more reliable than a balloon for containing the gas over a longer period.

3. **Vacuum Sealing**: If you have access to vacuum-sealing equipment, you could try to capture the gas in a vacuum-sealed bag, ensuring minimal leakage.

Again, keep in mind the potential social and ethical implications of bringing such an item into a public space, especially a professional event like a conference.

#nashville #themoreyouknow #bitcoin2024 #asknostr #grownostr


A fart in the nose is worth two on the wind.

#fartstr #nosestr #proverbs #grownostr


They imply that we are leaderless, but they forget that we lead ourselves. It’s meant to cause fear, but it only reminds us of our strength.

#grownostr #anarchy #election2024 #everymanakingeverywomanaqueen


#propheciesofold nostr:note1425pfyyg68e60dxmjkxe0sngy6leeyth0tyv56274d95gf94c0vqgd7848


IYKYK

#grownostr #quotstr #yup #letsdothis https://image.nostr.build/eeae534b26c451f167f28577ec7724472714a65ca58493d005f6b4a73a8e5955.jpg


Some jobs need a cat.

#catstr #grownostr #plumbstr #gardening #water https://image.nostr.build/5d7a50a9df9b2575f2c1b5b600fc5ee777069cbd19fc373a093bad1b321ed8e8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d258e0b6de475bd2c359e424e523ed4d7269bdcf38953601391054978c3d9b30.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5ab1f3abf7b7979bd5f0ef98c031729aa80a855aaf9717fdf5c3ba20a8e6c133.jpg


Physician, heal thyself.


Rusty Mcpiston

#grownostr #carstr #gnomestr https://image.nostr.build/27770d5d38f5b05466d61b735c91b37aa054985c275fd613623f3e1a78eb8dbf.jpg


*nfa


Weekends are finite. $ are infinite.


Do you want to?


IYKYK nostr:note13hvhu3vqfg50n9plqyvhpf93zzl9h75vqge8a4ewvksx00hpcdjscxdm2n


Let’s play ball.

#baseball #donuts #foodstr #grownostr #mysticalmayhem https://image.nostr.build/9cb656644318a3259488672efe71c9c6cb335f002bdb00f686297862066baa8b.jpg


A stench so horrific it changed the course of history.

#smellstr #stenchstr #skull #grownostr #plebstr https://image.nostr.build/22c560328844b21f08d779bbc1e32ca3b25e884079e1809de388c9df73f9a2eb.jpg


When the moon turns russet and the stars align in starchy constellations, the Spud Snake shall rise. Its eyes aflame with hunger, it will seek the forbidden tuber—the Golden Potato of Destiny. Only then, when the earth trembles and the fryer sizzles, shall the true path be revealed.

#potato #snakestr #prophecy #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/110a3071fb6226ce6e72679b8f6791980774a8839913b10a0b05f36efdecad49.jpg


Apparently Venus is in Taurus, which means there’s an Apocalyptic horse auction going on. Stay safe out there, folks.

#horsestr #grownostr #demons #fire #brinstone https://image.nostr.build/6fe3e3ae92f51bfab4ef269ca2bb657b8fa377921b654a53194c8984e6c4518a.jpg


Teddy looked out at the ship and realized that his whole life had been leading up to this moment.

#wanderlust #lemon #foodstr #shipping #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/6474850fc4023d2051743104163233d3c6704fd52d10aea1e3aa41326e811644.jpg


Loving this new car.

Get in. Strap in. Proceed to ramble.

#grownostr #drive #bitcoin #cars https://image.nostr.build/6b74eb193c849115099b8383c7d4e30203e35bb4c9ecdbf63c98afe0efcd0af2.jpg


Coming in hot: Dolar Juice. Get it while you can.

#juice #grownostr #letsgetintoit https://image.nostr.build/13fde06e619d10774f861f9c64084f6af21a5bd153ebbf15edd263f697ed1102.jpg


You can smoke your meats in my cathedral.

#smokstr #grillstr #beaver #cathedral #grownostr #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/ec7f01019ee378b58efd13456af9f6e940bd84d132569f139d802c02aa230e2a.jpg


Two for one special. Mouse free.


Amish bitcoiners

#grownostr #bitcoin #amish #based https://image.nostr.build/83eed2da46cdbaffee2b9aec04815251c8310db07237416113562e35784d005d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2038ef1ef456f187329703e3a2949b5ab24308b174be32e64c202aa613233456.jpg https://image.nostr.build/307a3ac285c75cffb7c2fff15de5f4987b0a1c4aa4a6e4f11245416261692c89.jpg


Now serving Mouse Free Dairy Yogurt.

#foodstr #dairy #yogurt #mousefree #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/246cd62891146c98cf91b26fe04ad8c9b82cefbbf1ddaac285ab3bf3c65eebbb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ec977a71b7b0f3e33a9f1be55255d0293fa905e3ca142d6a1651ce21ba061c55.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8f3ddc715fab42feb0d2c836c1c9758cff8ed88c361645bf14ed5b3c130d868a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1534b344cdc08678c7883538cffbc3c67054a3a42df3b211ff4afb15141408db.jpg


#grownostr #swine #spells #money https://image.nostr.build/40f8dd3f9a4a3ac5086ca89941213b9b799df37253e2eeb1c390aa4d4d35d2cb.jpg


Darius fuddrucker ducking under a rug while eating a duck

#grownostr #duckstr #foodstr #rugstr https://image.nostr.build/5f10c59d873906ff5d8262a29036704e289c0554e0c32a1d47e2b650b1fbc75d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/93295da7847493ceea4aafed3e8e081222f7b4ed05fe2a40c83a0aca395c92a0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/63ecb3be010c74a010c5a906477ef0a0d93eb086af1502cb1651244136195c1c.jpg


A bear teaches a turtle to dance

#grownostr #bear #dancestr #learnstr https://image.nostr.build/7477ab0b21c8081a6b8fbb92032e3f29b63d8d15e702c942f4d237da370c09f7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6b737e2ff5360e41fc7f426354ca8abbd4b02ccf07cafd714f7a2a11e2e03655.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b6df175d5cbdcc243a596e3102246e18fd13814ab12d74d020159eb51178e7d4.jpg


A pig climbing a tower dressed as a 1950s grease monkey

#grownostr #pig #america #grease https://image.nostr.build/d0b32b8415c1c98bde2dc95b872699f84eb0163fcaba224fc1992d42f0f909a3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/047aa6dd0be365d15fdf9196505971387ceae16b6570a95a08987bb90b3e29cb.jpg


Dennis comes home with a surly mango in the background

#grownostr #ai #artstr #mango https://image.nostr.build/589215db48da4023ece4f5c59d5e978a04661518c2666c3e3469970fb7858309.jpg


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Hair Harmony: The Ultimate Music Festival for Hair Lovers

Get Ready to Rock Your Locks on a Secret Mountain Hideaway

Grab your hair dye and unleash your inner rebel because Hair Harmony is here! Set against the raw, untamed backdrop of a remote mountain whose location remains a secret, this unique music festival beckons all hair lovers for an unforgettable weekend of music, art, and radical self-expression. Scheduled for the last breath of summer, August 25-27, Hair Harmony invites you to unleash your hair and revel in the freedom of the hills.

Event Details:

	•	Dates: August 25-27
	•	Location: A carefully guarded secret, known only to ticket holders (GPS coordinates disclosed 24 hours before the event)
	•	Lineup: A wild mix of rock, indie, and special performances by the “Locks of Love Orchestra.” Headliners and other acts to be announced on our channels!

Festival Highlights:

	•	Mane Stage: The heart of our festival, pulsating with energetic performances from bands and artists who embody the spirit of freedom and self-expression.
	•	Braid Bar and Style Station: Transform your hair into a masterpiece with spikes, colors, and braids offered by our squad of audacious stylists.
	•	The Tress Talks: Dive into discussions on DIY haircare and the intersection of music and personal style.
	•	Locks Lounge: A laid-back zone for mingling with like-minded rebels, sharing DIY tips, and catching unplugged sets from musical newcomers.
	•	Mountain Top Yoga: Kick off your mornings with yoga sessions at dawn—perfect for those who want to stretch and unwind.

Tickets:

	•	General Admission: Includes all-access to performances, panels, and styling sessions.
	•	VIP Packages: Feature up-close accommodations, exclusive artist interactions, and a deluxe hair care package.

Hair Harmony isn’t just a festival; it’s a rebellion against the mundane, celebrating the wild, wonderful world of hair. This event isn’t just for listening and looking—it’s for shouting, sharing, and shaking up the norm.

How to Join:
Tickets are intentionally limited to keep things intimate and electric. To claim your spot at this high-altitude hideout of hair and music, purchase your ticket today at HairHarmonyFestival.com.

Prepare to raise your fists and your hair at Hair Harmony, where we’re cranking the volume on both the music and your roots!

Contact:
For media inquiries, contact:
info@hairharmonyfestival.com

Join us for Hair Harmony—elevate your hair and spirit in a way only music can!

END

#music #festival #grownostr
#hair #harmony #hairharmony https://image.nostr.build/c2aeb9ac0584073225c7e18cfb109670f61a762716888bba2157990547412e87.jpg


As the sun dipped behind the ancient, gnarled trees of Whimseybrook, casting long shadows over the cobbled square, the surreal spectacle of Sir Gallopsalot, the philosophizing pony, returning riderless ignited a buzz among the gathered villagers. Known for his leisurely strolls and unexpected sprints, Sir Gallopsalot’s entrance, bearing mysterious cargo, seemed plucked from the pages of a forgotten fairy tale.

Old Tom, the village sage, with a beard that whispered tales of its own when the wind blew, was the first to greet the enigmatic equine. His hands, veined and steady, reached into the saddlebags to reveal treasures that seemed to bridge the realms of the ordinary and the fantastic.

First, he withdrew a rose so red it seemed to pulse with an otherworldly light. “Behold, the Emberlight rose,” Old Tom declared, holding it aloft. “This bloom is rumored to be a favorite of the fae, and only glows under the light of a faerie moon. Troy Havercross, our village’s audacious explorer and part-time philosopher, must’ve wandered through the Veiled Thicket to pluck such a wonder. Perhaps he sought to harness its rumored power to whisper secrets of the forest.”

Next, he unveiled three whiskey glasses, each swirling with an ethereal mist. “These are no mere glasses but vessels of the spectral sea,” he announced. “Crafted from the sands of ghostly shores, they capture the essence of spirits long past. Troy was known to fancy a tale or two of phantom ships and their lost treasures. It seems he’s left us a sip of the spectral, perhaps as a clue to his whereabouts.”

The last item, the hard-boiled egg, glowed faintly, nestled in a bed of velvet. Old Tom handled it with a mix of reverence and bewilderment. “And here, the Oracle Egg, laid by the elusive Oracle Hen, known to roam the realms of dreams and dusk. It is said that such an egg can answer any question posed to it at midnight under a starless sky. Troy Havercross, ever the seeker of truths, might have intended this as his final riddle for us, a challenge to loosen our cranial sphincters and expand our minds beyond the mundane.”

The villagers, entranced by the unfolding enigma, wove wild tales under the starlit sky. Children imagined Troy battling spectral pirates on ghostly seas or negotiating with mischievous faeries for passage through their hidden realms. The adults speculated on the meanings behind the spectral sea glasses and the Oracle Egg, each theory more outlandish than the last, their cranial sphincters metaphorically loosened in the thrill of mystery.

As night cloaked Whimseybrook, laughter and ponderous chatter filled the air, with villagers raising their spectral glasses in a toast to the absent Troy Havercross. Sir Gallopsalot, content amidst the commotion, seemed a sentinel guarding the threshold between the known and the mythical, a keeper of stories waiting for their rightful end.

In this twilight gathering, the tale of Troy’s riderless return wove itself into the village’s lore, a blend of the bizarre and the sublime, sparking imaginations and perhaps inviting the villagers to peek through the veil into the fantastical, just as Troy Havercross had ventured to do.

#grownostr #stories #myths #fae #troyhavercross


When a pigeon gracefully bestows a gift from above during a rainy day, the question arises: is our feathered friend jeopardizing its health by partaking in this impromptu paintball game with Mother Nature as the canvas? Let’s delve into this high-flying conundrum with the seriousness it deserves, for even pigeons, those urban aviators, are worthy of sound healthcare.

Firstly, the act of releasing their burdens while raindrops fall does create a somewhat whimsical scene of nature’s elements mingling. However, the risk of disease from such an action is mostly centered on where the pigeon’s precious cargo lands rather than the act itself. When a pigeon poops, whether in rain or shine, the primary concern is the transmission of pathogens it may carry, such as E. coli or Salmonella, to other birds or even humans, depending on where the droppings end up.

In the rainy scenario, these pathogens could potentially be washed away more quickly, reducing the risk of any disease festering in one spot. This might actually be a bit of an inadvertent clean-up squad courtesy of the weather. However, for the pigeon itself, pooping in the rain does not directly increase its own risk of disease. The real concern for pigeon health typically involves their nutrition, the cleanliness of their roosting areas, and their exposure to toxins or more direct infectious agents.

So, while our pigeon may not need to invest in an umbrella just yet, maintaining a clean and safe environment is paramount. As avian aficionados and stewards of urban wildlife, we can assist by ensuring that their habitats remain as hospitable as possible—perhaps even worthy of a five-star bird review. Thus, while the pigeon’s own act of pooping in the rain is as risk-free as its sunny-day equivalent, it’s our duty to keep the skies clear of more terrestrial troubles, allowing them to soar and, yes, poop, in peace.


I know, right?


Recipe for Human Secretion Tile Mortar

**Ingredients:**
- 1 cup of concentrated human saliva (the result of thinking about your favorite foods)
- ½ cup of finely powdered human nail clippings
- ¼ cup of earwax (harvested over several months for richness)
- 2 tablespoons of sweat (preferably collected after a marathon viewing of thrilling movies)

**Tools:**
- A small pot or double boiler
- Stirring spoon
- Collection containers
- Protective gloves
- Mask (for the scent!)

**Instructions:**

1. **Collect Your Materials:**
   - Begin by saving up earwax; small containers kept in warm places are ideal for collection.
   - Collect nail clippings regularly; you’ll need about a half cup, so start saving!
   - Generate saliva by chewing gum or thinking about delicious meals.
   - Engage in a vigorous activity to produce enough sweat, and collect it using clean cloths or sponges.

2. **Prepare Nail Clippings:**
   - Wash the clippings thoroughly to ensure they are clean.
   - Dry them completely and grind into a fine powder using a mortar and pestle or a clean coffee grinder.

3. **Create the Base Mixture:**
   - In your pot or double boiler, gently warm the earwax until it melts. Keep the temperature low to avoid burning.
   - Gradually add the powdered nail clippings to the melted earwax, stirring constantly to avoid clumps.

4. **Incorporate Saliva and Sweat:**
   - Slowly mix in the saliva and sweat with the earwax and nail clippings mixture. Stir vigorously until the mixture becomes homogenous.

5. **Simmer:**
   - Continue to heat the mixture on a low setting while stirring continuously. Allow it to simmer gently for about 10 minutes, or until the mixture thickens into a paste-like consistency.

6. **Cool Down:**
   - Remove the mixture from heat and let it cool slightly. It should remain pliable but not too runny.

7. **Application:**
   - Apply the mixture to the back of a lightweight tile using a spatula or your fingers (with gloves!). Press the tile firmly onto the desired surface.
   - Note: This mortar works best in whimsical art projects or hypothetical scenarios, not for actual home improvement!

8. **Curing Time:**
   - Allow the tile to set for at least 24 hours in a dry, warm environment. The curing process may emit a unique fragrance, reminiscent of a hard day’s work!

9. **Finishing Touches:**
   - Once cured, admire your work! This mortar is best used in non-load-bearing, decorative installations where conversation-starting is more crucial than structural integrity.

#grownostr #permaculture #tilestr #construction #green #naturalliving


#mysticalmayhem #blessings #magic


Time well spent

Healing and lament

Flow moves through

Exhaustion moves you
Find a better way

A way to be in the world
That does not cost your soul

But bids you tune in
To the only thing that really matters

The only thing that truly exists

Your attention

And the only choice you really want to make

Where you place it

Tonight

I place my attention on you.
And you. And you.

Sweet friends of mine.
Thank you for this.
The time we spend together.

Let it be pure. Let it be weird. Let it be life.

Mystical Denck I Am


The motherfucking god candle

#candle #bitcoin #gains https://image.nostr.build/14bdf2c2a4ef4156625f9dee9bdb07a60341bed4f6e8d6fa1265e64799da85c9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/cd27a4c8d52e754a551f8071cb2947cb0073abde66c346c3f869cd3956597190.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fae2e92a12c21c35193cd0e8f9bfbe3fc27b662bf725dc9ad2e7d0fffc9249f3.jpg


A fart out for a night on the town

#fartstr #party https://image.nostr.build/05199531c17b2227b9dcc79919dcaf4458f7c545901291118764c59d5aba2fc5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8ae38d0c45e27f08945e285ed999da1581c573829e8bfa47d24f3d289c618891.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9ac84a593287c70460fed83b6bf5067deaa77aa66a4a4a198765cd5e8524b0e9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a3b5e1e109e2a585518c51731e1a17df2fab0036241fea76438bfcdcb4e0235e.jpg


The face of a depressed monk at the discoteque

#brothers #monk #nostr https://image.nostr.build/f6b1b5aca437dd0bddb602b3a6418dcbab235214578b76adb818ee116472b858.jpg https://image.nostr.build/58d5a66fa54756314a8d2b681422b93da8f41ce4bf9ee0038baa1126b65bc640.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e7a805c050c39616a0564cc2910a24637840693212748ffa9627e60288803673.jpg


A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

#nostr #bird #hand https://image.nostr.build/d79ce6c456f840b9b77b4cb3023bd01dc9a096ca1fc59f3d77db21165575406b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/281a64dca89fad40224651e8c22c92186b1806202a12c807a992366605af7b85.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ef13b6308331540409b5e97942933ed6d136a40f41d325f7842da6b4810ba021.jpg


Not all who wander are lost

#travel #nostr https://image.nostr.build/f2ebf70ac442fc5d03def3651300505ad83c59893800dfe85dca6894979e7560.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9b592bc8a4924d689334058e55de382af2e654d9c6116851ca21d965166a60c9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/38247eacdc6f4b20f01fa808a5664f44533a65acc7a3bb17ab099ebc3fae4ccb.jpg


Ripping rips.


Beanie paleface eats an apple from the apple tree

#nostrfood #apples https://image.nostr.build/fad812c42cc2f855d94a76ded4216ce8aa832fd480d10df85489275ef22699f7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e28a71487228f6beb4d502c93637c1ccd297936cebd5b2577ab2d20fbdd9d094.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3a264ab988f514ca6d944159428d6206ff576bf278c5d1f400012a9e5c28ef89.jpg


Catfish pig throws jambalaya over the railing

#jambalaya #nostrpig #nostrpics https://image.nostr.build/91018c1a004fe7d3e141f6008b6a6f2cc63de71eb1310d15fa639f1223c3e995.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c00d5f010a19bc77f3f5446789fc151a40e9452a5ca0910fe974bbf29631ee07.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d1b7fabefb7bcbe4148c9ed799a7797f25dcf4c248096b799451d07438a35a6c.jpg


The prince of juice crosses the tandywine river

#tandywineriver #nostrpics #prince https://image.nostr.build/406c1e9372b47651aa10c7c777e061873b80863347d94872ff4d877ba67332f4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/16b370de27f7eba72c40dd8481cb08bece6a397d1255460a13b9e995168f95b2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/be361a08f77a7ec4a717dc012f5250532b85c8de152bd498b63bfb7f76c6f0da.jpg https://image.nostr.build/451a4e99c9a52b9725dc72b2e8bfa990acff67a47b5933561a99b463f677214f.jpg


#eth


#mysticalmayhem


#nostr #salesmen #tinder


A shady ethereum peddler
#ethereum #peddlersofnostr https://image.nostr.build/5ad9eb8344c98a617efbf425240a22f650576d63b9ba60629b8617c15d376c76.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4ff8f125b871ece6d1c4dd0722aed1339c6b4e26592df04d46c2ee206c4f5bee.jpg https://image.nostr.build/774f3caa5aebfb0dabc7a73405416346e6bf905f2278b053f9f609c6bcff37a1.jpg


The face of a door to door tinder salesman https://image.nostr.build/bfa9a4815a5859e4d69299934bdd1f8c532450b796c5016791ba6c3b44f5fcdf.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6be71fcd1b9fd08016393ad6e35089e59e29cab3eae26de244ef27c99e4318b4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c8576c591643c3e7e278bb9eaf2cfbf7c92ff066fd70ebe6935ede7186927057.jpg


A penguin farting in a cathedral https://image.nostr.build/0f9384ddaeed6e7be7fdfb68241391bcff7e8af8ecee174e0a8a8b3f4fe7d948.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3dbb0ffc3cc55632f608bd207d0561ee7fb5fe0ba7d63e8dff89a49f8ce5f7ae.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2dd52140751d3f4a75474734aa5d323d2718b42417c7fc215870b19658b0cac3.jpg


A pickle in an outlet mall wearing a red hat

#pickle #nostr #picklesofnostr https://image.nostr.build/1535a2c7a7e9a8d0b124990f6cb8cac6d5c506c62d3ba6ca67f5444d2712bc4b.jpg


One bitcoin sliding across an icy lake https://image.nostr.build/acb259b8b04d2fd80a2c0f6e3534781a01c1f34f2667fce50b6640a2a1d6e692.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c7198bfc8344425357e186c942a8716928bd66d3de0dd90395fdead456ec9294.jpg


The face of a cow enraged by the injustice of the US monetary system https://image.nostr.build/2c7edca36262e81aea60b55e11afd3fbf072dfe2d28f669f90a297e518836528.jpg https://image.nostr.build/665636b25f2596a0c0783a9a2812706ea2338420ff58216c2189285cbef23e4c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/85387c817db863ffaa58f01e4c63f7fb80b3c24c04e2c368f0a42354707770e5.jpg


Barbara the bear drives an excavator https://image.nostr.build/c0e387169639ca3ebd4d4a521db7117b9be3261512369aa59deac19e462c2272.jpg


Moses, Jesus, and Mohammad meet in space to solve middle east peace

#peacemaking https://image.nostr.build/7e42be4906d4fcd905c849d4d03f1c774ea746a460ddb1483f28c0b215a358ee.jpg https://image.nostr.build/924252535e1e56b95d13e2cabf4d6a1c3a5ac24bd1cb13e69afb16e96ec7323d.jpg


One of humanity’s earliest photographs. Few have seen


Menno simons makes a smoothie in space https://image.nostr.build/629774e8a1bb1c3e56bea7e8bd28fb54e51b7dc890c3bc79d05d65564cffb9b0.jpg


Gandalf and Dumbledore use light sabers to fight off a Klingon attack https://image.nostr.build/a55326a91bc7890196f036ea919c47e9aca114628ce29cebfb61dc36d436b1de.jpg https://image.nostr.build/879cbb2846a56f786ebc83b7397b91942acec49b6cc833be6b3ff85227ba08ab.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5e631d9cf5c64fec9588f7b83658a23e8c55071dbf7c050d113d70c029bfff10.jpg


Gandalf and jacob Dylan are riding a Harley motorcycle together. Gandalf is driving.

#gandalf #lotr https://image.nostr.build/5dd0aa71b3b605bcf4e8bab783e689334a3b3187116a32940076b4a9bce0c2dc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f9d184188f30fa2315b941a7ef6216a47b8636901310ea3321f94bbf75d79eeb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a0af7a46849b7b163359a62b1b6dbd1d49e4a9a068b60fe0bb466323411240f5.jpg


#brothertim #horse #horsesofnostr


#disappointment #rage


#stinkstr #stench #putridaf


#eagles


#nostr


#gandalf


Gandalf riding an atv across middle earth https://image.nostr.build/e7d2e557624ff44b55cf2e1efb407a982f57828c11e71971c34d1b21484554ba.jpg


Yasser Arafat and the llama of doom https://image.nostr.build/4b4f6dd853f4d07d802f93921a32eb2f01bd0bfb89f21664c4841d0522b5474c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a47d98518b2b9b07725c84569b7be6297bf1f678734080fd1f68c26a6d5b73fc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/07969fa2075b9067336bd1cc68f757e2a5d8a01a53678686189cf461b1a7b027.jpg


The face of a small child that realizes it is has turned into an eagle https://image.nostr.build/2e4d17ccfb02f16df67b4d5fc3938c11197711cb373cefa4fa2a5582f8bbe5d8.jpg


The face of a woman who has just smelled a putrid thing https://image.nostr.build/d1bb18390ea73e474a8dfa994ead920c4fd79a35258f0bf0163250a351916588.jpg


The face of an accountant has just learned that his daughter has run off with a member of hell’s angels https://image.nostr.build/b1efcb50a0c208bc11eda1029340bfa83699694d4226255fdd7372a004a9a7c5.jpg


The face of a door to door salesman who has discovered a rat in the back seat of his Toyota Camry.


The face of brother tim, who has just purchased his dream horse at the local horse auction https://image.nostr.build/211fd0534a64778053bf65421f3bb9c385e40eb636bf3138f0b1c2b227ac20f2.jpg