I meaaaan. Dunno if the slog is fun. 

 What I really really want and I think is on the verge of being achievable is an AI that tracks predictions and statements of fact. "This is the 134th time Peter Schiff has predicted Bitcoin will go to zero in the past 8 years". 
"This fitness furu is presenting his statement as fact. His statements of fact are wrong 76% of the time". 

 Weird that there's already a recognizable chatbot vibe even though I can't quite put my finger on what the style exactly is. 

 Whoa. Limewire's still a thing? 

 I dunno about good but they make for dang tasty savings assets. 

 Sometimes this helps me, sometimes it really doesn't: I bet a whole lot of people would love to have these problems. :) 

 Don't they check your id when you check in? So what would even be the point of fraud using the same name as on the card? 

 You mean Carla_btc_giveaway_link_in_my_bio_also_enlargement_pills_if_thats_your_thing 

wasn't you???

Damn. 

 Then our national character is fucking dumb. Buck up buttercup.