You can decrease the negativity in your life 100% by replacing all the people you know with this quokka

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 Wife watching me play Spider-Man "Why isn't the Kingpin's empire named Fisky Business?" 

 Inktober was invented to sell more tobers 

 4 out of 5 dentists agree, Edward Scissorhands shouldn't bite his nails 

 

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 Making unstoppable murder animals is only *part* of the Jurassic Park mission. We also do medical stem cell research, but the media never mentions that 

 Doctors say if you drink from an old timey jug with three Xs on the label you'll breath fire, then die, and then your skeleton will hop out of your skin and dance the Charleston 

 Touching grass is not enough, I must fuck the meadow