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 anyways i'm leaving FU for good
my new instance works. it's pretty damn slow, so i might migrate it to misskey or something
catch y'all on the flipside 
 jesus christ what is going on in the pediverse 
 yayyyy my firefish is up 
 Also correction I have 6 sores 
 i also might be an autobiasto 
 Heard coyotes this morning 
 I have like 5 canker sores in my mouth rn 
 Wait wut Eminem is autistic? Based 
 I wonder if genocider syo is a map 
 Lgf who hacks into pawoo 
 So was shädman a pedo or just a kodocon 
 radqueer.academy when 
 Shit this diss track is actually turning out to be fire wut 
 Damn now I gotta include Kay in my diss track?
How many pedophiles are gonna fuck up 
 Map "community" 
 Radqueer record label 
 Why is hailee Steinfeld 26 
 alone at the laundromat, loading clothes in the washer. you see in the gap between the washers is... 
 @25c4e08f but then you notice that it's stained with cum 
 I feel like any age a child starts masturbating is an appropriate time to buy them a sex toy. I'd... 
 @e9334eeb if I had kids who wanted sex toys I'd help them pick some one and I'd make sure they stay safe, keep them clean, use them correctly, etc 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 nuuuuuurisu. share pics wit... 
 @1069d79e I had pictures online but I deleted them recently
I need to get gud at art so I can draw NSFW of myself
Since I don't have a physical body 
 I should finally post porn on here and watch the interactions roll in
And then in the replies just link my ttrpg ramblings
No one will be safe 
 @6a4dd8ca i should've tbh 
 @6a4dd8ca /srs :husk:​
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 Ok guys I'm gonna start rpgposting
Anyone who knows me knows that I've come up dozens with rpg mechanic ideas, mostly just because I have fun doing it, especially typing it up into a document
An idea for a simple rpg that's supposed to be easy to pick up for any age
Skills are represented by dots going from 1-3, with 2 dots being average proficiency, 1 being poor, and 3 being pro
The GM sets challenges as difficulty values from 2-20, the higher the more difficult
Whenever you attempt a challenge and make a skill check you roll an amount of dice equal to your skill proficiency. If any of the dice meet or exceed the difficulty level of the challenge then you succeed
If multiple party members attempt a challenge together then each extra member subtracts the difficulty level by 1 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 did you take any home? /j 
 @6a4dd8ca i should've tbh 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 have u started caffeine rec... 
 @13e86a36 never drank a drop in my life 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 girls or girls girls 
 @3ac2d06a girls girls 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 Looks like you ate too much... 
 @e258577c bruh I never eat taco bell 😩 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 are you okay :thinkEyes:​... 
 @e258577c no. Yes. 
 Omg why am I getting diarrhea so much lately. It's multiple times a week
I had to go diarrhea in the store, now I'm out and needing to again, despite not having ate anything since using the bathroom in the store
W h y 
 GodDAMN there are so many cute girls at the store 
 lemonade is gonna be pissed when we do the pediverse dom/sub tier list and 🍋 winds up near the... 
 @1069d79e oh shit can't wait 
 Shit wait I might be a bl what 
 @71d16348 omg I have somebeing to talk Mario enemies about
I love Mario enemies so much
Especially the Mario RPG enemies 
 @71d16348 ari bl arc 
 @71d16348 ariblarc 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 little boy lover arc 
 @71d16348 ari bl arc 
 The more I think about it the more I wanna watch a little boy's world crumble before him when I give him his first orgasm 
 the beings who keep yelling at us that pedophilia will never be normalized are the same ones who ... 
 @9f9c30ab i love it when those people are the ones making videos like "it's becoming normalized. they're everywhere"
i'm gonna laugh in their faces someday 
 Man I wish my childhood had been different
I had such a boring life 
 I also had a dream that my uncle was molesting my sister 
 I had a dream that I could quote retweet on mastodon 
 How many based takes should I post tomorrow 
 i want- i want to be a machine
i want to be shining, chrome, and clean

there's something- someth... 
 @1069d79e robotkin arc 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 nostr:npub1zp5a08semzy6r6j0... 
 @2bbdee42 @1069d79e you've heard of "the water's turning the frickin frogs gay!" Now get ready for "the water's turning the frickin frogs pedo!" 
 Y'know I'd suck little boy dick ngl 
 Antis: "transage are predators!"
adult map starts dating transage youth
Antis: short-circuit 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 rebranding as +♾️​ ex... 
 @f614d77d I like to think of being beyond the plus 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 which one 
 @babe28e3 LGBTQIAP2S+ 
 Is it just me, or is it actually becoming harder to find good zoo erotica? I swear I could just s... 
 @cf7d6aca it used to be that I could search "schoolgirl porn" (legal of course) on Google or something and find some good results. Now when I do it filters out all the NSFW, even when i have safe search off. I've been meaning to make a post about this, as it's a change I only noticed in the recent months 
 How could there NOT be an inclusion problem in a community where the name is literally an abbreviation for the identities it includes 
 Antis when someone makes a joke about murdering someone
Antis when a pedo makes a joke about making love to a kid 
 i love affectionately calling friends 'faggot'. it's cute

i am always down to be a fag 
 @1069d79e rather be a fag than a frog 
 it turns out writefreely is really fucking easy to set up lmao
gonna set up my own writefreely at some point
it'll be a few months tho 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 at least he waited until yo... 
 @6a4dd8ca it was a good couple years after school gave me sex ed lol 
 i remember my dad giving me the sex ed talk at like 13 and being like "wut? why would people my age be having sex?" lol 
 Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball released in August in 2013
So it turns out my estimate of being interested in sex starting at 11 was spot on 
 it just blows my mind to hear of people having sex before 18
probably because i wasn't interested in it
i can't describe it but it just bewilders me 
 it also blows my mind because i can't imagine having the opportunity
like i can't think of one point in my childhood it would've been possible to have sex with someone
not to mention i was not good looking so no one would've wanted to 
 as mentioned i was a late bloomer
i'm wondering if the reason i so deeply wish i wasn't was because there's a chance i could've had sex young with other kids 
 it just blows my mind to hear of people having sex before 18
probably because i wasn't interested in it
i can't describe it but it just bewilders me 
 wtf is this is so fucking funny LMAO 
 omg why did no one tell me that Gumball was so fucking funny and relevant 
 man i feel like i should be working on something rn
i need to be useful 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 Maybe children? 
 @7a553b76 for once that's actually not why 
 Man why am I so horny rn 
 YEAH WOOHOO 300 FOLLOWERS AGAIN
Still on that road to 500 baby 
 c'mon just one more follower 
 nostr:npub1kskrzv26562235yvp8sp3p9cpsnycwk4qt6x9dhszsn2a4mxfv7s4gq6x4 autism moment [i do this wi... 
 @9f9c30ab autism <3 
 are there any umbrella terms for attraction types that can't be reciprocated? necrophilia, plushophilia, fictophilia, etc 
 WAIT OMG
HARMONY DOES THE SAME THING I DO WITH MY ARM
sometimes when i'm just standing around or when i'm walking i'll subconciously leave my left arm stiff hold my arm out. idk why i do this, it's involuntary and i find myself doing it all the time (i'm sure it looks weird lol)
you can see her doing it in this image with her right arm
clearly meant to be

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 And I wonder why so many pawooners follow me 
 Please fill my inbox with more LG fantasies 
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 @c8d3f026 (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠) 
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 @Cardinal Directions @1069d79e I just hope it's later rather than sooner 
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 True story btw
When I was in the fifth grade we had a guest speaker or something showing us how to do multiplication
We'd already learned how, but I realized after being taught again that I'd been doing it wrong, probably for days, but maybe weeks I don't remember
The thought of doing something wrong for so long deeply upset me and I started crying in the middle of the class and had a breakdown. Had to go to the school counselor to calm down