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1:38:21
Ep 1
South Park
SOUTH PARK THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY CONCERT
South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert will feature co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone taking the stage to perform songs from the show's 25-year history. They'll also be joined by Primus, Ween, and other special guests.
08/13/2022
46:47
S24 • E2
South Park
South ParQ Vaccination Special
The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.
03/15/2021
47:16
S24 • E1
South Park
The Pandemic Special
Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park.
09/30/2020
21:59
S21 • E2
South Park
Put It Down
When Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict, it drives his relationship with Craig to the brink.
09/20/2017
22:00
S20 • E1
South Park
Member Berries
Garrison is still hot on the campaign trail.
09/14/2016
22:00
S19 • E6
South Park
Tweek x Craig
The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.
10/28/2015
22:00
S19 • E4
South Park
You're Not Yelping
Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park.
10/14/2015
22:00
S19 • E1
South Park
Stunning and Brave
The boys express their utmost respect for Caitlyn Jenner in the most stunning and brave South Park ever.
09/16/2015
21:59
S18 • E6
South Park
Freemium Isn't Free
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
11/05/2014
22:01
S17 • E9
South Park
Titties and Dragons
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
12/04/2013
22:00
S17 • E8
South Park
A Song of Ass and Fire
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.
11/20/2013
22:00
S17 • E7
South Park
Black Friday
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.
11/13/2013
22:00
S16 • E9
South Park
Raising The Bar
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
10/03/2012
22:00
S15 • E5
South Park
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
05/25/2011
22:00
S13 • E3
South Park
Margaritaville
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
03/26/2009
22:00
S12 • E3
South Park
Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
03/26/2008
21:59
S10 • E8
South Park
Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
10/04/2006
21:59
S9 • E12
South Park
Trapped in the Closet
John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
11/16/2005
22:00
S9 • E4
South Park
Best Friends Forever
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
03/30/2005
22:00
S8 • E5
South Park
AWESOM-O
Kyle, Stan and Kenny start asking questions about Cartman's robot motives.
04/14/2004
22:00
S7 • E15
South Park
It's Christmas in Canada
The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.
12/17/2003
21:59
S7 • E11
South Park
Casa Bonita
Cartman locks Butters in a bomb shelter.
11/12/2003
21:58
S7 • E1
South Park
Canceled
Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.
03/19/2003
22:00
S6 • E6
South Park
Professor Chaos
The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.
04/10/2002
21:58
S5 • E13
South Park
Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters braves a haunted bridge to get back to South Park.
12/12/2001
22:00
S5 • E12
South Park
Kenny Dies
In a very special episode of "South Park," Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research.
12/05/2001
21:59
S5 • E8
South Park
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The kids of South Park have raised money to send to the children of Afghanistan, but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan.
11/07/2001
22:00
S5 • E4
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.
07/11/2001
22:00
S3 • E11
South Park
Chinpokomon
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan: Chinpoko Mon!
11/03/1999
22:00
S1 • E4
South Park
Big Gay Al's Gay Boat Ride
When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.
09/03/1997
21:59
S1 • E1
South Park
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.
08/13/1997
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1:38:21
Ep 1
South Park
SOUTH PARK THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY CONCERT
South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert will feature co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone taking the stage to perform songs from the show's 25-year history. They'll also be joined by Primus, Ween, and other special guests.
08/13/2022
22:14
S25 • E6
South Park
Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
03/16/2022
22:15
S25 • E1
South Park
Pajama day
After failing to show respect for their teacher, PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the entire 4th grade class. Cartman is distraught. The kids aren’t going to stand for it but PC Principal refuses to back down.
02/02/2022
46:47
S24 • E2
South Park
South ParQ Vaccination Special
The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.
03/15/2021
47:16
S24 • E1
South Park
The Pandemic Special
Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park.
09/30/2020
22:00
S19 • E6
South Park
Tweek x Craig
The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.
10/28/2015
21:59
S18 • E5
South Park
The Magic Bush
Graphic video from an unknown drone is uploaded on the internet.
10/29/2014
22:00
S17 • E7
South Park
Black Friday
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.
11/13/2013
22:00
S17 • E1
South Park
Let Go, Let Gov
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
09/25/2013
22:00
S16 • E12
South Park
A Nightmare On FaceTime
Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
10/24/2012
22:01
S12 • E11
South Park
Pandemic 2 – The Startling
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
10/29/2008
22:00
S12 • E10
South Park
Pandemic
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.
10/22/2008
22:00
S12 • E3
South Park
Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
03/26/2008
22:01
S11 • E14
South Park
The List
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
11/14/2007
22:00
S11 • E8
South Park
Le Petit Tourette
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
10/03/2007
21:59
S10 • E8
South Park
Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
10/04/2006
22:00
S9 • E13
South Park
Free Willzyx
The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200.
11/30/2005
21:59
S9 • E12
South Park
Trapped in the Closet
John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
11/16/2005
22:00
S9 • E5
South Park
The Losing Edge
The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.
04/06/2005
22:00
S8 • E5
South Park
AWESOM-O
Kyle, Stan and Kenny start asking questions about Cartman's robot motives.
04/14/2004
21:59
S8 • E1
South Park
Good Times With Weapons
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.
03/17/2004
21:59
S7 • E11
South Park
Casa Bonita
Cartman locks Butters in a bomb shelter.
11/12/2003
21:59
S7 • E8
South Park
South Park Is Gay
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze.
10/22/2003
21:58
S7 • E1
South Park
Canceled
Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.
03/19/2003
22:00
S6 • E6
South Park
Professor Chaos
The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.
04/10/2002
21:58
S5 • E13
South Park
Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters braves a haunted bridge to get back to South Park.
12/12/2001
22:00
S5 • E4
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.
07/11/2001
21:59
S3 • E4
South Park
Jakovasaurs
The boys discover a prehistoric creature called a Jackovasaur while camping at Stark's Pond.
06/16/1999
21:59
S1 • E1
South Park
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.
08/13/1997
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 The Simpsons is a bunch of Democrats now.

No nuance.

No cleverness.

Just pure political indoctrination. 
 SNL belongs in a dungeon. 
 >>Trump Toots. Trump Toots.

>You know I carry a gun, right?

>>I'll be seeing you. I'll be seeing you later. 
 Whether Ashkenazi Jews tend to have higher average intelligence than other ethnic groups has been an occasional subject of scientific controversy. 
 Tom never catches Jerry.

But he sure does try. 
 "You think Tweek is scared? He will singlehandedly fuck all you slanty eyed bitches doggy style." 
 Violence, especially against a current or former president, has no place in America.

I condemn violence wholeheartedly. 
 if you haven't killed me by now, it ain't gonna happen.

Imma get billions in lawsuits. 
 police have tasers, guns, dogs, codes, etc.

FUND THE POLICE BITCHES 
 police force is there with a lot more guns than I have. 
 whatcha goin' do overthrow thousands of police officers? 
 (ahem)

police force niggas 
 call the popo, ho 
 shotgun 
 don't trust. verify. 
 violent criminals deserve our respect and compassion. please support progressive values. 
 Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly, they are ravenous wolves.


A tree is known by its fruit.

A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit.

Therefore, by their fruits you will know them. 
 Kamala is progress, not perfection 
 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be  used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a  lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to  have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a  lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you  wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present,  you have the right to stop answering at any time. 
 Glenn Swift = cocksucker 
 Glenn Swift is a giant piece of shit.

Like humungus piece of poop. 
 With my power and strength,

I smite you.

YOU WILL NOT PREVAIL. 
 Haiku:




With might and THUNDER,

I send my foes usunder.

To hell they will go. 
 Bitcoin = decentralized money
Nostr = decentralized social media
ghost guns = decentralized guns
Tor = decentralized browser
Linux = decentralized opertating system
startpage.com = decentralized search engine 
 Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice

(shoots Beetlejuice in his balding head)

end scene 
 Times are better now.

Hopefully, freedom of speech will prevail.

Free speech is the bedrock of a healthy democracy.

Rights and liberties are afforded to us in this Nation.

We will not be silent. 
 The forces of liberty shall prevail.

Patrick Henry famously said "Give me liberty or give me death."

People are willing to die for liberty.

It's a noble cause to believe in.

Obviously, we shall see the remainder of my life spent with freedom of speech here on Nostter.

I don't need much from this world.

But the forces of liberty shall prevail. 
 I much prefer this site to x.com

I shall defi9nitely not post anything too controversial on here. 
 A 2001 Los Angeles Times article described Parker as "not overly political" and quoted him as saying he was "a registered Libertarian".[122] In 2004, Parker summed up his views with the comment:

    What we're sick of—and it's getting even worse—is: you either like Michael Moore or you wanna fuckin' go overseas and shoot Iraqis. There can't be a middle ground. Basically, if you think Michael Moore's full of shit, then you are a super-Christian right-wing whatever. And we're both just pretty middle-ground guys. We find just as many things to rip on on the left as we do on the right. People on the far left and the far right are the same exact person to us.[123] 
 Times are better, for sure. 
 Good luck hacking into pen and paper. 
 Silence is not violence. 

Speech is not violence.
++++++++++++++++++++++++



Actual violence is violence.

Words have definitions you know.

 
 I shall write daily.

This will be my therapy.

I do not need to sit all day at my computer.

Social media is toxic to me.

Free speech is the ultimate value I have put my life on.

America is worth defending because of our encompassing free expression laws.

I enjoy writing everyday.

With free speech, I can make ghost guns to defend myself, if need be.

We have a robust 2nd Amendment in place.

I very much enjoy my daily writing.

Linux is open-source, and perhaps, more secure than say, Windows or MacOS.

It is futile to trust any operating system, but for now, I can trust Tails OS.

Not only is Tails OS secure, but also it is free and open-source software.

There is no need to buy anything to put Tails OS onto.

If I get the money, I will pay Tails OS handsomely for their efforts to keep me safe and secure throughout the years.

Tails OS bought me time, time that was invaluable before I sent those letters to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

Thank God for the police.

The political silos are so unnerving.

Linux and Bitcoin give me hope. Nostr gives me hope.

There is a lot of reason for optimism.

Privacy is too important to be left to the government’s disposal.

Governments are put in place to serve the people, not the people serving the government.

We are not machines nor slaves in this corrupt chasm we call America.

Capitalism is a healthy feature of a good, thriving democracy.
As nations become more and more industrialized, there must be in place more virtues for the individual and therefore every person in the nation.

We need robust individualism, robust patent office, robust technology, robust scientific research.

I personally believe most things run smoothly but not among government.

Government is a bureaucracy with corrupt and nefarious purposes.

While ego can be valuable at the individual level-- promotion of achievement, industry, self-interest in entrepreneurship,  etc-- it most certainly is ineffective at the macro level. 
 I am a free speech activist.

I enjoy sharing the love of free expression including the right to hate.

Hate is not illegal, nor should it be.

Hate speech laws have historically been used to serve the government (dictators) more than the citizens (the people).

If you want progress (and it isn't coming fast enough), consider what values our leaders should have.

Petition, speak out.

Make your voice heard.

Only when we voice our concerns are they ever addressed.

Personally, I don't want to see any one party with too much power.

I am anti-establishment, but also, non-traditional in the two party system.

I think both parties are mostly, if not always, corrupt and self-seeking.

I don't want to see a 4/5 majority of any one party.

With great power comes great responsibility, and the politicians are too corrupt to wield that kind of power. 
 Bitcoin is free speech in action. 
 The eroding trust in Facebook and Google is full accountability.

The lack of trust is their own doing. 
 It's abundantly clear that woke doesn't mean liberalism.

Some of the long-held cherished liberal values are being replaced by a new wave of stupidity.

Study IQ tests, people. Read a book.

Clearly, we live in an idiocracy 
 Charlotte Shottgun is the negative energy in the room