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 yae miko isn't even a foxgirl 
 6 Pro is sent off for return 
 pisscorp has fallen 
 Misskey 2023.10.0 will be weebfedi's 9/11 
 fish 
 @Final:z:Badguy:shrussia: Mister Electric send his ass to Ukraine and have him launched out of a MIM-104 PATRIOT Missile Defense System 
 I'll think about it 
 @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 so true graf sissies 
 Today we are going to analyze how my bots are doing

Of the wave 1 bots @e35605d7 and @cc4f6bb5 have 30 and 19 followers respectively with @64e7dba5 lagging way behind at 4 followers 

The wave 2 bots I brought up recently have not garnered much attention save for @af44277d which has a whopping 4 followers (for reference @6c890293 has 2 and I'm the sole follower of @1e401459)

this tells me that if you add cute kemonomimi ears to a cute anime girl they become significantly more popular

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 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l I'm not rich, but I do fly ... 
 @b17a3b4f MODERATELY WEALTHY PERSON ALERT

​:acocoashakerrreeeee:​ 🫵 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l I can't tell a difference, ... 
 @b17a3b4f I moved to S3 because of storage limitations that came with my new VPS. RAID10 NVMe comes at a price, and that price is a lack of capacity ​:cocoasad:​ 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l Test received. 
 @b17a3b4f do you like my new S3 provider friend 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l I see, go to at&t then. Im ... 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l I see, why would you switch... 
 @✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:  AFAIK in our area we get symmetrical 2gig fiber and no data caps

for what it's worth I've blown through my Xfinity data cap every month since I've had the service 
 THREE instances not responding and clogging up my job queue

is this what I get for going down for two and a half days??? 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l Let me guess, vps? :mel_laugh: 
 @✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:  the alternative was hosting the instance on my dogwater xfinity residential line and nobody wants that 
 this god forsaken instance now costs me $15 a month to run 
 time for sleep, good night friends 
 apparently Nintendo is shutting down online for the 3DS and Wii U

I remember when they were new wtf 
 reply to this post if you get it idk if federation queues are flushing 
 @jaf real 
 in about 30 minutes i'm taking down the server for migrations

wish me luck friends 
 For me it's the garden salsa sun chips.  The best chip 
 @cream queen harvest cheddar is a very close second 
 nostr:npub1n783957maa2g7rpdyd5knx0whfggllws33clq9qg4dme3wauxrvq6q87ev nostr:npub1wg02ev7lfmnrwsjq... 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l except for when it isnt 
 @buy robux today :ROBUX: classic chicago moment 
 gang weed 
 ​:alert:​​:alert:​​:alert:​ COOL ALERT ​:alert:​​:alert:​​:alert:​

Florida is going to see temps in the 50's next week, calling it now 
 @jaf this is so weirdfish 
 @jaf nope ​:whyA2:​ 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l It still says "nuh uh" on m... 
 @b17a3b4f @jaf ​:why:​ 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l that means it does not. 
 @jaf this is so weirdfish 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l idk 
 @jaf it was "nuh uh" originally then I immediately edited it to say "yuh huh" 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l ohhh

ok 
 @jaf wait what does it say on your end 
 cc nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l do you use brave 
 only http at the moment, because i can't be bothered to do https rn 
 @buy robux today :ROBUX: finally. free milk image 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l idk who that is I like the ... 
 @cream queen check rts 
 why are mastodon instances gangstalking my profile 
 @buy robux today :ROBUX: null route mastodon user agent
???
profit 
 tiktok is brain worms and so is anything that follows the format 
 @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 this is true

the car and truck content the Facebook boomers post is pretty entertaining but it's jarring scrolling down expecting another cool dragstrip reel and instead hearing MY WIFE OF 23 YEARS CHEATED ON ME WITH 12 DUDES. AM I THE ASSHOLE? 
 what in the fuck is a facebook reel you god damn zoomer 
 @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 ok so basically it's a clone of Instagram reels which is just a ripoff of tiktok

and then YouTube ripped them off with YouTube shorts 
 scary reddit stories to tell in the dark 
 @anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 for a while every time I'd look at a Facebook reel the next 20 were those stupid reddit TTS stories that play with Minecraft parkour in the background. Got sick of them after the first 2 
 INSTANCE ADMINS

DO NOT DEFEDERATE LAB

WE ARE STILL ALIVE. DEFEDERATE ZONE.NYANIDE.COM INSTEAD

... 
 @buy robux today :ROBUX: too late I already launched the fedinuke. enjoy the next 2 hours 
 toot.cat blocking us today because:Admin using transphobic disinfo and boosting all the racistHey... 
 Instance feels faster. Hmm 
 tiling window manager + workspaces up the ass rules

how did I live as a stackoid for so long 
 I just saved $3 a month by cancelling Discord Nitro 
 nostr:npub1zn083xwk4nhmuhnpjwfv7mrcwlfjyz99n0w2sk9nf3wzuqace5esed5l7l It's called "listening in o... 
 @b17a3b4f Pixel moment 
 Alright

Google is straight up doing mind reading tricks now 
 what the fuck Valve 
 @Final:z:Badguy:shrussia: I haven't touched Twitter in a year

I mostly only go on there to steal cute anime girl pngs anymore 
 nostr:npub1akzmxm3jgqpe6cu9wde9yl5d954vjfy5kax7wctderwhtd5y8vaq6pvlxt this kills the homosexual 
 @Final:z:Badguy:shrussia: @ed85b36e finally they made astolfo good 
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 @buy robux today :ROBUX: dear liberals:

I cooka da pizza

LIBTERD: OWNED... 
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