TicTocBlock


https://github.com/btclock/ https://image.nostr.build/196ab117c23bd23177025d50e73d45792fa6068011a61ce739036b763fa6745f.jpg


vectr

this moment
bitcoin -> lightning -> nostr


So lost track of how much they’ve lost track of. Got it. Really surprising. 😂


Tried zapping it to you but am getting an “error fetching lightning invoice” message


Can’t believe you dumped this on us without any prior notice!


People leading a “live and let live” life don’t get actively involved until these controlling types have gone too far.


So they can do to all of earth what the IMF and world bank have been doing to much of earth, only on a galactic scale.


I’ve sometimes wondered if ETs have set a condition on joining their federation, like they require we have a single government/authority before they will openly interact with us.


Entire DOJ needs burning to the ground


Be like “my bitcoin? Don’t even ask. Okay, but… you ever heard of nostr? Yeah, f*ing nostr. Was going on nostr and f*ing spent all my bitcoin just zapping f*ing people for f*ing memes. Zapping? Means sending bitcoin to anyone for no good reason. Was doing that all day. Every day! Till it was gone! Damn, you know how much I gave away?! Shit. It’s all gone now. Why’d you have to bring that up? Buy me a drink.”


nostr:npub1lxzaxzge0jq9u9cecucctdt5lslwgp7hcxmp2l0wn8r2ecjenwasu6svxa  bullseye. Yeah, that’s what I’m concerned about. I was also against etf’s for some of these reasons plus some or all of them are going to try the paper bitcoin game. Didn’t realize he was saying this 6 years ago though.


While syncing: use Ethernet not WiFi. If that’s still too slow, and you’re using an older machine or raspberry pi, consider installing bitcoind (or whatever you’re using) on a faster machine to do the sync. Then move the data files to your current machine.


Interesting, I’ll watch this tonight. But right now, I think it’s uncomfortably likely. They don’t need to overpower the existing network. Once they have say 10 million to 14 million btc under control, they just start using a subset of nodes running their own validation filters. And only sending txns within their network. If they never spend to an unauthorized address then those coins are effectively lost to the existing/organic network. They use their own chain fork going forward. I guess the original network could keep going, but it would be stunted.


A new (to me) concern is that institutional/state control of a large percentage of utxo’s provides them an opportunity to use a subset of miners and effectively isolate those coins to their approved and kyc’d network. They just don’t broadcast txns outside their domain. A network fork I guess.


One of these fake accounts is not like the others #fakestr https://image.nostr.build/d418008a4b5bc875d73125c4400855519287429e8244e5a9d512afe2570a27e6.jpg


so lap dances


Was able to zap you. Also able to zap fishcake. Maybe there’s some built in sanity thing that blocks zaps when the current fiat rate is at ludicrous level


Were you trying to zap nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w? I tried multiple times earlier and it wasn’t working. No error, but it never brought up my wallet to confirm. Zapped some others and it worked. Will see if I can zap you.


Even master quantum detanglement, never enough for <literally anything> + gf.


was being a smart ass - it’s the main battle scene in the coliseum. River Phoenix says something like “my history’s a little vague, but isn’t Rome supposed to win the battle of Carthage?”


Thx - this sounds interesting


There’s the Battle of Carthage scene in Gladiator. May not be historically accurate though.


Bro’s got a phone he hasn’t sold yet


Got it - thx! Should have checked that before asking.


Did they also post the private key somewhere? Or are they just taking donations to that address?


Gary Gensler


Is this doctor accepting new patients?


Was sorta wondering why he hadn’t come up. Other than the split presidency, any other similarities to Trump?


Going against the grains tonight
#drinkstr https://image.nostr.build/d441911de6ca6d1f6fee936ea752451861a46f16107d06a52671cac8478635f9.jpg


Thanks for sharing this!


Wow! When i turned the page reading this to my oldest daughter she couldn’t wait find to point out mouse!


ffs I thought I was the only one that thought this!


Interesting to see how this plays out. Stack sats, ammo and shelf stable foods before you stack the popcorn


Or they’re just “nostrsplaining” to them


Based on what multiple experts have told me, my toilet seat would see moon beams and occasional unicorns


Right? The phrase is “came for the profits, stayed for the revolution” or something like that. Nothing like skin in the game to make people pay attention and do some research.


I have two nodes. About 7 days ago, one started crashing every 15-20 hours. That one’s on a raspberry pi 4 with 1tb ssd. The errors are always i/o related. df -h says I have 147gb available. But thinking the ssd is going down. The other node is on Debian and hasn’t had any problems.


Chicks can just get bigger boobs and then nobody notices the collar. Right nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ?


He and Fauci took a slow boat to No Extraditions to USA


nostrberries
#grownostr nostr:note1gdjpuaexpals2k4fqsrz6f53269kdyrdhufuc2hs46l09edl9jhsh2rz4n


TIL that meltdown meme guy is called soyjack 🍻


I think gas light fatigue was the straw that broke Kamala. The legacy media and DNC conspired to conceal Biden’s dementia, rationalizing that they could get through the general election. Pile on the soft handling she got after the switheroo and general treatment of U.S. voters like they’re 6 year olds that can’t handle the truth. Whenever she was asked actual difficult and unscripted questions she just couldn’t respond. People got creepy vibes. Things would be different if the DNC had just pulled Biden earlier and ran an honest primary.


Crap. I meant to vote “no”. Can I change my vote?


My lottery numbers for the last day
#solomining #bitaxe https://image.nostr.build/dd0abb70876bd99fa28c41fa30ef6c16fdbb3e269f7288467f741e76992bc19a.jpg


dude’s got c3po’s laser eyes head watching along


nostr:npub1vyrx2prp0mne8pczrcvv38ahn5wahsl8hlceeu3f3aqyvmu8zh5s7kfy55 was there, 3000 years ago…


everybody’s gettn some, no lube, no condom


Someone there will mistake it for a quarter and they’ll be broke again


With this one you and a really good friend can go at the same time


Don’t stress it. Just stream a movie, have a cocktail or snack, go to bed, and read about it tomorrow.


🫂 being there for him is a great gift


More of an overarching strategy to breakdown common sense societal norms to sew angst, mutual distrust & hate, and general hopelessness to promote passive acceptance of state solutions.


"vectr"


"this moment\nbitcoin -> lightning -> nostr"


So this happened
 https://image.nostr.build/56972fb0dfc38f3f1690e1560476fd363e7192870f18b0f055e843d76e7fa42e.jpg


Just the hand a tactile analis expert would need 😂


It’s a class thing, not an age thing. You’re naive if you think there aren’t millennials and genXers waiting to take over for the gray haired banksters of the world.


pv Beans


Only two servers are still doing anything, but nobody which ones they are


Happy Birthday! Hope your recovery has been going well!


Got a 2nd gamma. One’s solo mining using public pool. I have the second one pointed to the satoshi radio pool right now. Any recommendations for shared pools? #bitaxe https://image.nostr.build/8272c09f9f113c9f7039ef0fe42576e67109ac7331005b0fbb4d1c342f8056ab.jpg


They are coming! Get those sovereign citizen go bags finalized now! nostr:note188qfx2mk289xyp7zg6sfgwhw42y5xh2rr0cytysnk7qk8n2vutaqrv7hyu


“We’re gonna be broke pretty quickly if we don’t get serious about our spending issues.” 👀 🥸 I’m pretty sure debt of $33trillion+ = broke! 🤡🌏


Boating incident?


this is why we nostr 🍷🍷


Yes, that’s a nuance to it. If you earn in fiat and have upcoming bills/expenses in fiat, then keep enough in fiat for the next X months.


same. All in. Swap out for payments when needed.


Those who are about to stack more sats salute you!


Just like a voting booth! 😆🐄


Would have been fantastic if he hadn’t been tricked out of naming it “YugeCoin” 😆🤣 👀


Already on the “notify me” list, but this would be better. nostr:note1anv0fkjes3m6s9xp4ffg4hjlzjfwuhsezf3e3mg6eg2qjnxfhtyqv4c8ll


“Walker, I am your father!” - Andre the Giant https://image.nostr.build/66a329555e5c0832070faf9709cbae546253eb31400d9a3121989e69a87f7aba.jpg


Insecurity in seeing people live peacefully but in a manner one wouldn’t choose for themselves.


There’s a ratcheted adoption to both bitcoin and nostr, frequently expressed with “once you see it, you can’t unsee it.” Same with government spending and power grabs. A government can probably stop and get fiscally responsible for a short period. But they can’t rollback past gluttony and they can’t prevent future printer orgies. Same with censorship. Bitcoin and nostr are inevitable.


We need a fake relay that only stores notes from fake accounts


It’s been fixed since then


HBO’s show would be going super viral if they had ended with “the true identity of Satoshi is…” followed by 15 seconds of pixilated static followed by a world bank or IMF public service announcement.


Bitcoin not crypto, so you’re saying there’s a chance?


#almostHaiku


In the nick of time!


Tried zapping this, getting an “invalid lighting address” error


Posted a link to this note on Facebook and it was automatically removed within a few seconds. nostr:note18mat0g347tcsmjvgkctu4uuz4y5vjz2a9fkpfzcrx6ptesd2ql5qqzzvzh


Smells like Fryday!


Descent into madness.

When your own sense of how the world should function, how things should play out continues to deviate from what’s really happening, every day the gap widens and you can no longer fathom why it’s so bizarre.

The U.S. has a president that can’t rub two brain cells together. And an aspiring president in position to actually act, but lacking moral compass, personal values, and empathy, fails to do a damn thing about it. And the bulk of the media, the so called fourth pillar, actively works to suppress the truth.

It is madness! nostr:note1q8fx7r9ttqall8z49tq7enz70yl95gf8dd0av349ut2la9rvq4psj2hy5p


They’ll reveal that he’s in fact the ONLY person definitively crossed off the Could Be Satoshi list.


looks like your tequila shot glasses need refilling! 🤣 Cheers!🍺🥂


Bitcoin CEO will pull out all stops to squash this! 100 sats says it’s edited before release to be unclear or indecisive on the true identity.


Have seen reports of donations, made through school fund raisers, being confiscated to go to a general FEMA account. And volunteers are getting stopped from entering the impacted areas.


Sounds like there’s a good effort to squash actual death numbers. Can’t wait to see the covid and monkey pox spikes in the Sept/Oct CDC numbers.


He just goes where his tone deaf handlers send him.


Profile links to blockchain.com 👀🪤


Listening to this right now - fantastic discussion! One of the first topics she brings up is the U.N. 2030 Agenda, wow - this bill comes due in just over 5 years. She also goes into “shock” treatments used to freak people out and beat down resistance so they’re open to, even begging for solutions that were already planned. If you’ve had a nagging feeling that something’s not right with all of the overlapping and increasingly severe crises, this is why. nostr:note13xgwg8sv79ec42tlxqflaagt725ql6jrdwywagwzv822elnk0k5qlhfqme


If you’re not banking on number go up for the sats, and “know” you’ll be able to have funds to repay from some other relatively reliable source, then it’s only normal bad high risk. But if you’re counting on selling some of those sats to pay the loan - 🚫 just don’t go there 🚫.


The purpose of the Affordable Care Act (Newspeak in action) was not to ensure everyone has healthcare, or even to make healthcare affordable. It was to weaken or even destroy private health insurance, making the government the only provider. It went a long way toward achieving its goal, but private insurance is still ticking. Unfortunately there’s no going back given today’s political climate. Too many politicians and insiders believe full control by the government is worth some widespread, long term suffering.


Wallace for scale https://image.nostr.build/b9782a09a595c404511a821e477332f57dc1c0a12ec0e153f0fd00f7af4e69c3.jpg


So weird- blackrock calls out Coinbase on paper btc and price starts moving again.


And just like that my stupid plans for being an adult on Friday are memerolled


And oh yeah, don’t drive on the railroad tracks! 🛤 🤣


Photo safari today

#grownostr https://image.nostr.build/982db028bb9f9b29f34fa1019e94ddf208e6ad27620167fa4daca456dfafdefc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7c04389605b1bde955fc6cabc00e060fc77e6019c70201feeeb2875eea32e91a.jpg


Join me to discuss at #POW Summit 2024 the need to protect #freedomtech #bitcoin from over-regulation in the EU/European Single Market (ESM).

We need to unite our voices and show as much as possible use cases that discriminatory policy approach against Proof of Work & Bitcoin is a guarantee for Proof of Mistake by the EU/ESM regulators. https://image.nostr.build/965059e228784b42c7700733ba2159f3e61a4eba6380c4159ff4e6eb9e4db9a4.jpg


Press and hold to go to the full profile. You can turn off the default to shut profile sheets in Damus settings


I think you misinterpreted my reply- or I used poor judgement by commingling multiple problems of the fbi


There are probably 12 right here on earth


To be fair, everyone with a ded bird or Facebook account is on their radar. And especially anyone on nostr.

And not sure who at the fbi needs to hear this, but you need some fucking radar operators for that to matter. And get a few that aren’t invested in one-world-govt.


Shut up and take my money


microbes in my bathroom evolved to thrive on floor toothpaste and sock lint


Looks like I picked a bad decade to give up drinking


Except they pull out a new $10 every time. And someone else then owes them for the new $10.


I saw the driver get out, but couldn’t tell if they got out of the way on the other side.

Shoulda got the turret around faster to take out the engine.


Do you have any wallet invites left?


Is that a bitcoin/nostr happy hour meetup? I think it’s happy hour time.


Fantastic- bookmarked and will hopefully try it this weekend!


If it has to be a cocktail: I recently came across the Scofflaw and haven’t had enough of them yet.


I like a basic gin & tonic, but it seems to be missing a little something. I don’t like gin martinis- too much like jet fuel. So what would you recommend?


This game is 90% perspiration. The other half is all mental.


Also “Welcome!”, “gm”, and “gfy”


“… because they won’t tell us.” That’s exactly why we DO know.


Wow! 🤤  I think this breakfast needs a cute little flying cow mascot like they have for Honey Nut Cheerios. 🐄 🪽


They some sick turkey legs! Body building by Tyson Foods?


#nostriches have infiltrated the design community


Sprinkle on some shredded Parmesan or similar cheese ❤🔥


Why do you think that the bar won’t be quickly lowered? It will be sweet pilled by a very low percentage for people with net worth of say $1.5 million, $700k, pick a range. The minimum worth will keep dropping and the percentage will creep up. Just like it did with income tax which was also initially touted as a tax only on the super rich. And who is the arbiter of value on unsold assets?

IRS: Sure is a nice looking $750k house you got there. Don’t worry, your net worth isn’t too high, and we’re only requiring you pay 7% each year to keep it.

You: it’s only worth $400k at best!

IRS: you’re under arrest.


Gotta know: does anybody else put the red pepper flakes in the melting butter along with the garlic powder? Or do you put the flakes on the popcorn after you pour the butter on?


I stopped multiverse hopping when I found this.


Not to be confused with a hopologist 🍺🍺🤣


I’ve read and re-read this and no matter how hard I try, I can’t not hear it in Arnold’s voice.

#skynet nostr:note15wl6j4sxvh6v3nrkt9e64xtzztwje50u8pgff7tgnk543gd0q0cs973u4v


Had been meaning to ask if you’d done something with your hair, but yeah…


Wouldn’t that be analogous to operating a website? Nostr is to internet as relay is to website.


Not the trifecta he was looking for


👀🤡🌎 What’s really fucked is that the CEO, with a possibly staged, but certainly foreseen question, chose that as his shining example. AI 🪤 is just shining heavy light on the pre-existing fact that we are so fucked as a species.


5.2 ratio, but damn, my absolute numbers are pitiful. Obviously spending entirely too much time off-line 🤣🤔👀


#skynet

Facing a timeout, extended its runtime

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/08/research-ai-model-unexpectedly-modified-its-own-code-to-extend-runtime/


I have lemon juice every morning and will have to try this today morning. Definitely looks easier and quicker than using a lemon press.


WTactualF? No balls. Classless.


How did I even manage before this?
#foodstr https://image.nostr.build/afdbe19ae8e59a27f9a24d78a5b562e28d5f643fd610730a307620e5dd52b449.jpg


Weird. What’s she even complaining about? I thought consensus beat out truth on all the big topics: covid vaccines, covid origin, inflation existence and then it’s cause, Russia-gate & more


and they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!


Same. Also climbed the steps of the older pyramid underneath it. Those steps were in a narrow cramped passage.


Sowing discord without personal risk is reserved for newspapers and media news channels.


Not to mention that it keeps 107 billion in the economy for spending at other restaurants. Or buying school supplies, paying rent, or buying EVs 👀 and food. All direct and/or indirect taxable spends.

(or for zapping and stacking)


Welcome to nostr!


Almost like they’re purposely leading the world down a shit hole so that people will agree to an otherwise unacceptable Orwellian one-government nightmare. But that’s crazy talk, right?


2 words: ta too


Now I can’t even tell if I’m replying into the hell thread or just replying to a normal note.


🦄 avoid the iDonkey 🦄


Being mindful of or concerned with something does not equate to worry


It’s a bill


And get him an nsec! nostr:note1z9kdv3ve3s66aay2mu358hep068cnd95r68hs69jl4v8f49ct4fq4sxlk4


Looks like my buddy https://image.nostr.build/6fc2a1e187b448c8e757d99397132f54a25307e1ec3ded427ac498c617887298.jpg


What mind thinks they rise up by tearing others down? Never understood this.


dono, the NFT was only $750 and you don’t have to wear it


GN, and remember to give thanks 🙏 Somewhere in the multiverse this same event happened on a planet with no internet and no nostr, and those people have no way of getting the word out. nostr:note1ftmar4ju897ljxu8ut9j9kmv5glq7rs782tw6p599pq4ywjevzaqxsgl6m


Groups of armed mans patrolling the streets intimidating people to avoid them to go to the streets

 https://video.nostr.build/e0f1e6ce404038c6a2694718cfde29a1ec7da689152c4b23fb1901bf64342c9a.mp4

This is the real raw problem, goverment are armed to the teeth and they shoot to kill


I feel like I’m this tool way too often


Thank you!


Those aren’t options in Damus. I don’t see the spam in Primal, but guess I’ll have to switch to it for now.


Person, government, company, etc.

If you want people to transact with a bitcoin base layer, they need to acquire bitcoin.


Can’t really be a reserve currency if entities don’t hold it in reserve


Anyone else getting hit by the “Freefrom is running out of funds” bot? I see them in Damus, but not Primal. New post every minute from a different npub. No hashtags in the note, and of course I’m not following these npubs, so not sure why they’re showing up in the feed.

#asknostr


Fantastic movie and soundtrack!


Your mom’s got them all now and I’m not sure it was worth it


Is that a hard wear wallet?


So Keyser Söze is real?


Thank you ser!


Not Found msg


That’s weird


My kids say this a lot.

Except it’s me saying it.

And actually it’s “Fuck it. You’re getting a grilled cheese.”


Snoop’s booked for Paris.

Maybe Craig Wright? Author of the Declaration of Independence!


That’s 7272 days, or just under 20 years. Does he know about term limits any 21million?


wait, are you my parents?


Yes Yes having comfort to say I love you but I’m not riding your negative space is a game changer for self respect


damn, I wanted one


shit’s gettn real


There will definitely be some bullets. The top order of that caste system isn’t going to let go their power grip without a fight- especially when they have literal armies of other peoples’ kids to do the fighting.


So the Avenger of apps?


Opposite I believe. The press has spent the past several weeks defining Biden’s dementia as “age related mental decline”, and will now highlight Biden’s behavior as what should be expected of the aging Trump.


More like this was expected- they needed to get past the primaries before pushing him out. Now the convention can nominate anyone they want without facing the months long scrutiny of the primaries or those damn voters.


Hoping this stuff is internet only. Cause we’re f*ked if the alien’s “daf life form” irradiation force sees this.


xactly - I think the fix requires booting to safe mode. 👀🤔🥸 so I guess you fix it and then resume standard operations in >unsafe< mode 😆 I don’t think that term was vetted by the MS marketing team!


My sister hasn’t done an ultrasound yet, so not sure if I’m an aunt or an uncle.


It’s almost impossible to tell these AI images from the real thing


Maybe “as people get old in spirit”… ? Otherwise love this ❤🔥💯
That’s my conviction anyway 🤣


I have 7 followers, so probably somewhere over 7 million


Maybe he hung out on 4chan as a teen. In that case I think that it’s plausible he’d go to 4chan as the outlet.


Hope he doesn’t get suicided


Seems unlikely that he’d go to (or know to go to) 4chan though. But maybe the job puts him there sometimes? Seems off though.


Hope this guy is on suicide watch


As I stated earlier, several doctors familiar with the subject have said it. Just google “Biden Parkinson’s”. Yes, you’ll also see several links that counter it. But you asked if it’s been seen and this is the answer.

Feel free to believe Biden’s behavior is due simply to “age related mental decline” if you want.


Guess you didn’t read the Wikipedia article. The onset of dementia can occur before, or simultaneously with the onset of movement disorder.


This was the very first “greater than sliced bread” invention! nostr:note1qe6gtdcv8dee792ut3l73t7hmnc4c0g6ygn8zf50zkhsnj3thdrshkty9s


“Parkinson’s dementia” is a thing. Just ask the Google. First hit on that term is a Wikipedia article. And the second sentence of that article: “Parkinson's disease starts as a movement disorder, but progresses in most cases to include dementia…”. Some people develop the dementia without experiencing severe movement disorder.

Multiple doctors familiar with the subject have stated that Biden is exhibiting signs of dementia specific to Parkinson’s. Specifics are discoverable with a search.


Somebody crossed the beams


The US and global media are pushing “age related decline” for Biden, and ignoring/suppressing the obvious signs of Parkinson’s and/or other dementia. When Biden is replaced with a younger candidate, the media will then project Biden’s condition onto Trump due to age.


Could have missed it, but I didn’t see a timestamp on the review. Any idea how long ago this was written?


Gallows humor? Most people here see the world financial and political machinery for the puppet show that it is. And it helps that most here also believe there is potential in turning it around with decentralized tech outside the control of those fucks.


🔥🔥 Absolutely call your representative about this. 🔥🔥

If they’re a Democrat then remind them that a primary reason people immigrate to the U.S. is to get a job and send money home; Bitcoin allows them to do that without paying outrageous fees.

If they’re a Republican emphasize how these added government regulations will restrict innovation and growth in the U.S., driving it to other countries. nostr:note1a9wdafl206x0tpgncxn0qtwflcrn65spasgkew7g5vtjcfckpvys8rxqyh


Putting crumpled up really good bacon in salads is such an underhanded way of getting you to eat most of the veggies.🥗 🥓

#foodstr


Is this a reward video from Severance?


*past (not people) - hate spill check


Hope you have some little blinders for walking people the poultry section


Gonna need a privacy/open source razor for the manscaping


Nice! Last pic looks like an old school house


Beautiful, humbling, and awe inspiring!


All that green on top - nice salad! 🥗 🥗 🤣


Sorry to hear that. Wishing for the best for you.


mm … call me a necronoter, but I’m staying for more nips


Built-in “only green energy”?


I think they wanted to let it play and see if the press could continue to ignore/conceal his dementia from people that already don’t want to accept the truth. Another four years of unelected anons in the Oval Office. But cherry picking an unvetted replacement at the convention is a nice soft landing. The DMC’s media propaganda arm will lap this up. It won’t be Newsome or Kamala. Look for Michelle O or some other replacement with no track record.


I was hungry


Yes. DMC’s first preference was that completely brain dead Biden could fake it through to get elected so they have 4 more years of anons running the country. But a close second is sneaking Joe through all of the primaries and the scrutiny that goes with them only to have him withdraw and switch to a completely unvetted candidate at the convention. This scenario also provides opportunity to create economic chaos, that can be blamed on Biden and Trump, providing cover for a currency reset and the cbdc savior.


Nipples not standing up - it’s like she’s not even listening.


My brother trimmed trees at a Christmas tree farm one summer and fall. When he got home each night he picked ticks off his legs and other places for about 30-40 minutes. Ticks will rule the cockroaches when we’re gone.


same. except I’m having all the drinks. Working on a scofflaw right now. Love these things!

A little more vermouth and less grenadine, but otherwise this works

https://www.wineenthusiast.com/recipe/scofflaw-cocktail-recipe-whiskey/


Please please


If the device has a vice, user will be required to put left nut or breast in the vice with giphy controlling the vice tension.


The worst scenario for either Trump or Biden is running against someone else. Either one sorta needs the other. Michelle is already well known and popular. The press loves her. She won’t have to make any strong campaign promises that she’ll be held to. It’s almost like this scenario was made for her. Or she was made for the scenario. But that’s just crazy talk, right?


Harris won’t do - she’s mostly just insane or insanely dumb. Michelle’s a calm and controllable psychopath.


Michelle


A couple days before the Democratic convention Biden will reveal he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing from one moment to the next. And the press and top dems will be all sympathetic and put her or some other controlled puppet up for nomination.

Of course there’s a reasonable chance they’ll let the election play out though. They can rug Biden if he wins, or use a Trump win to push more insane division. It’s a win-win for them.


More like this was expected- they needed to get past the primaries before pushing him out. Now the convention can nominate anyone they want without facing the months long scrutiny of the primaries or those damn voters.


By getting it to this point, global statists have already won. If Biden wins the election, well same game for 4 more years. If Trump wins then non-stop violent protests to increase anger and separate by class. And in either case there will be more Orwellian shit going on to convince, trick, manipulate, and coerce non-elites.


cross filed under #thatsfuckingfunny and #karma nostr:note106mmzy2nunaffvyez9vzs9rj5stlcf79ntvjnjcfg60yw6gfnvcq43ad0l


You gotta self-custody those things


Never mind - sorry - I misinterpreted the statement.


What do U.S. immigration laws say?


We’re all Hunter Biden today!


Who dat? 🙀🤣 Hello stranger - good to see you! https://image.nostr.build/38e528de7d636bbc84864579d9781ce2eb11cd16983c043c79c6cd968bacb9f8.gif


☕☕ GM #nostriches of #nostr ☕☕


What’s your algo?

My algo:
- gm
- gfy
- pv
- decentralized freedom tech
- gfy
- inspiration
- pv
- 🤣☕🔥
- decentralized freedom tech
- gn
- gfy

#nostr


How much for gfy?


Saying NO to dating by relay 👀🤣🪤


How is saying the U.S. needs more h1b visas a flip flop from saying the U.S. needs to stop>illegal< immigration?


Thanks for reviving this thread nostr:npub18rdmnvrajwrp6srzpttz63934r58sh0sn9lwk3z57ykjzuzge4wqu6dhce 🫤 I’d forgotten how lucky I am! 🤣🤣😆😆


Timing the market nostr:note1j62tnn7r8uw53g03nmshjna80hh2385cr45dv7aslyydw8tzm4ssfjh5re


Then the Emperor has won


Yes… he toured when them for some shows and liked the song


It’s just a dry run for the U.N. Global government.


My favorite thing is seeing all the plebs here fighting for a better tomorrow by building the future we wish to see today.


Makes sense since anyone with a $200 printer and a few spools of PLA can print an armory of assault rifles that can each fire 1000 rounds/second. /s 🐥 🤡🌎


This wasn’t make believe. My old man would make a pitcher of martinis when his friends dropped by https://image.nostr.build/fe00dfd4dfc322e3aacead41f7bdd42b2503df0dd5e934167945f763b7984264.gif


Found in the wild…
#frogs https://image.nostr.build/e45ea89f3577c96858e2644c4f89cc43962019004deaf3cfb1c0b5c936b6c18e.jpg


I think this is historically how people operated, and the reason that we’ve evolved to accept people even when they have some traits or history we don’t like.

Modern social media, instant news cycles, and views & clicks are king has ruined that. Extremism, hate, and no context rule.

#nostr fixes this

Nostr is like a small community. You get some when you give some. It’s social media with irl consequences and love and challenges. nostr:note1axa6vg8ma5w40z3jtdycf4zs8aktl77n76wktpm5ksmr2g4um4jsy58w5l


If energy and mass can be converted between each other, what’s the affect/significance of all of the photons of all of the light that’s pushing out on the far side of the universe? Photons from all areas of the universe that have now pushed past the furthest reaches of any matter?


My favorite thing about nostr: people unafraid to speak their mind and other people unafraid to listen. ❤🔥


krebs rules


Same - because I believe that demoralizing voters is one of the goals of the system that presents two impossible candidates. It drives up angst and feelings of hopelessness. It’s just one more grind that makes people amenable to “solutions” they would otherwise reject with force.

In 2020 I couldn’t get myself to vote for Trump even though I expected a horror show from Biden. I think I voted for the libertarian candidate, but I don’t even remember who that was.

Local elections here’s are just as bad.

My new favorite write-in candidate now is “gfy”. For all offices.


Looks like it’s not happening with these txns, but… the way the laundering works is that the miner adds the txn to their mempool, but it’s not broadcast to the network, so it’s not in the mempool for others to see and mine.


Now this, this is top shelf photo journalism!


Sorta torn between supporting someone publishing Katherine Long’s home address so traveling plebs can piss on her steps every day (be sure to post proof of piss) or advocating against good people slumming down to her level.

#nostr #klongWatch


thanks! 👀☕🥸


We’ve definitely moved over the event horizon. The percentage of people that are willing to just adjust their blinders if the BS doesn’t directly impact them is insurmountable. Just one example: The U.S. creating more money than the value of Japan’s GDP, each year, for multiple years, doesn’t bother most people.


The main job of a nostr CEO is to bring everyone coffee, right?

And sneak sub whiskey sometimes.


With boiling oceans, everyone gets pre-cooked fish, so win-win!


That’s his “I just filled my diaper, where’s my handler?” look.


Drink some Urquell for sure.

There’s a Mucha - Dali museum in the heart of the old town that’s got some great stuff.

Some cool pubs on the fringes of the old town.


viagstr


Your Kids
Your Food
Your Movements


anyone else’; drop table votetally; select ‘a


I always vote - because I believe that demoralizing voters is one of the goals of the system that presents two impossible candidates. It drives up angst and feelings of hopelessness. It’s just one more grind that makes people amenable to “solutions” they would otherwise reject with force.

In 2020 I couldn’t get myself to vote for Trump even though I expected a horror show from Biden. I think I voted for the libertarian candidate, but I don’t even remember who that was.

Definitely not voting for Biden this time: that really is the fastest route to a single global state. Nobody knows who’s actually deciding things for that guy. They will somehow keep him propped up for at least 2 years and a day before he retires due to a sudden medical condition.

Not sure about voting for trump. The recent trial almost sucked me in. If he wins, the level of resistance, protests, violence, and unbelievable manipulation will be astounding.

No joke: I’ve literally weaped for the future several times over the past few years.


I’m thinking he’ll sentence trump to the max or at least 100 years. That provides room for an appeal to knock it down to a reduced sentence of only a few decades. (If the first appeal doesn’t result in it all getting tossed)

But the key is the sentencing is purposely timed to cause max uncertainty for the republican convention.


“okay baby ristors, this is when we decided they could no longer be trusted and realized we had to take action.” - the machines


Welcome to #nostr ⚡


100 sats delivered ser


Remind me: are Thelma and Louise driving the global economy car or the U.S. justice system car?

#asknostr #headscratchstr


Right? Japan’s GDP in 2022 was $4.22 trillion. For the past several years the U.S. has been adding more than that to the money supply EVERY YEAR! How can they possibly keep up with that? nostr:note199rrusq3648kuy92ldfmlrclx6s0nr7jcmdmmfrvqns5f5u6qtzquvf3ah


The medias’ cover up of his inability to think cohesively is a travesty. I really believe that if they had kept this in front of everyone that we’d be looking at an election with two different candidates. Trump is probably too polarizing to beat any other democrat. There’s a reasonable chance that early polls would have shown that and republicans would have gone a different direction.

But I’m more certain that the Dems really want a clueless guy there for another term. Joe’s not doing any thinking or making decisions. Unseen people are running the show and they want that to continue.


Love this film!


This is the GM I needed!


I’m learning new stuff on nostr everyday! ☕☕☕ So the caffeine should be enough on its own?


No joke tho:

https://blog.flipper.net/response-to-canadian-government/#:~:text=The%20Canadian%20government%20news%20release,cars%20with%20keyless%20entry%20systems.


I think it is banned in Canada.


Powers pushing for a global state win either way. If Trumps wins the election, there’ll be 4 years of invented crises bringing out paid agitators to constantly drive up the general angst. The media will play along. If Biden wins- same thing, just different crises. Pretty much if Trump wins, the forced EV plans, goodbye Taiwan, UN and WHO overriding sovereign governance, etc. will get delayed for a few more years.

But the drive to crush privacy into history will not be deterred. And the money printing… God, I wish I sold money printers, cause damn.

Which leads to the crises (details TBD) that will be used to herd the masses into the savior solution of CBDCs still coming at us.


So The Big Short II in theaters for spring 2025?


January or February 2023


Shifting to gfy


This level of manipulative corruption, combined with purely mean disdain for the average human, is just more evidence of how dedicated she is to advancing a totalitarian global state.


Well if I were an American I’d be upset about supporting all of those Canadians


My apologies to everyone waking up to find there’s no more alcohol left anywhere in the world. Please believe that this hurts me more than it hurts you.

GN #nostr PV


So this little dude was hunkered down on the edge of our yard yesterday. Mom was hanging out in some nearby trees. Then a big turkey waddled out of the woods. The whole neighborhood is going to hell! https://image.nostr.build/b2c7cfff794baa9f6e8e8ba82908107869b49fd3992a70f92367fd1a24f76543.jpg


ima read this later


Brain required? I’m marked safe then.


I remember Ripple giving away 1000 xrp to anybody that posted a ripple address on bitcointalk.org. I’m sure a few hundred people got in on it, I know I got mine. Total premining. But not a security. ? 🐥

They weren’t thinking clearly back then, but obviously some of those premined turds eventually made it into the pockets of our esteemed legislators and regulators. You can smell it and they always look at their hands like something else controls them.

Anyway, GN #nostr #plebs I love you!

And all you previously mentioned legislators and regulators gfy. Ask one of your staffers if you’re don’t know.


Aside front the very public recent arrests and indictments, I’m guessing there’s been a hidden but systematic push of informal threats or strongly worded suggestions about u.s. federal charges.


GM ser 🐸🐸☕


Hope you can find some peace soon.


This is a grownup version I found. A hundred of these at once is Arachnophobia territory! https://image.nostr.build/afc34562064bf6a72df5287cfc1fa8b91fbeb31d8146fad0a870843d65b8cb44.jpg


I think the soups ready


No doubt using some variant of what’s kept Soros going.

BTW- has anyone else thought that Hillary Clinton looks more like Soros every year? Is she on the Soros concoction too? nostr:note1gxecmej0uew9622em8jakc64tyakz6xg4g0rgmnh903zhf8hclxsfyqmth


There is a diverse, interesting, and positive community hidden among all of the technical posts. Find some posts you like and check the author’s follows/following lists. Follow what interests you to curate your feed.

There have been a few posts with some recommended follows, but I failed to bookmark them. Maybe someone else has a list handy?

Also search some hashtags like #music and #grownostr


Book by former ny times reporter Nellie Bowles has articles/stories she would have pursued (antifa involvement in blm riots, covid origins, etc.) if she hadn’t been restricted by the paper’s bias, surprisingly gets poor review in ny times. 👀 🐥 🪤

Morning After the Revolution: Dispatches from the Wrong Side of History - Kindle edition by Bowles, Nellie. Politics & Social Sciences Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/14/books/review/morning-after-the-revolution-nellie-bowles.html


Welcome to #nostr !


An unnamed official involved in the investigation said “a double tap to the back of the head covered in a zip-tied plastic bag has become a popular method of suicide. It was pretty much an open and closed case, nothing to really question when we saw that.”


Does this allow websites to get sats for each page view? So no subscription, just pay for what you use. Allow users to set “always prompt for this site” or some type of spending cap. The site owner could suppress ads for paying users. Lot of other options. All possible once you have a wallet enabled extension working with site owners.


Touching the breadboard is causing an open in the circuit. It seems like one of the components/jumpers isn’t seated correctly or the underlying connections in the breadboard are bad.


I thought the Deep State didn’t exist 🤡🌎

This is just a search results link - since more and more “news” sites have paywalls now

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ABC%27s+George+Stephanopoulos+says+deep+state+is+full+of+patriots+during+The+View&ia=web


f*ing auto correct. “makes sense”


Read this a few years ago. I remember thinking that parts were good/insightful, and others, especially the conclusions at the end, were bs. I had not idea he was connected to the WEF, but that might sense.


Wait, sprinkle AI programmed chips all over for the roomba to suck up so it learns as it cleans!


Yah - msm propping up the idea that two impossible candidates, each unelectable against a normal human, are coincidentally positioned as our only two options. Twice in a row. Three times if you count HRC v Trump in 2016. And then screaming that one is an obvious choice and the other the end of democracy.


You can just mute him


I don’t know about op’s data sources, but the math on the values laid out in the post is valid.


That’s not part of the math, it’s a lookup value. Large vessels burn a lot of fuel.


What part of the math is wrong?


such wow


None of that. Magic wanding. The example you shared works well, but not all clients offer a share functionality with their own landing page. Aside from that, I had been thinking that it would be great if notes always displayed in the user’s preferred/default client - without any prompting. I used website URLs as an example, but phone numbers and addresses are others. When viewing content with a url, phone number, or address, many apps present them as links. When the user taps/clicks, the app usually launches another app to view it. The author didn’t specify what app to use. The content client or OS makes the decision.

BUT after more consideration, it seems that wouldn’t be best for all situations because some notes (long notes, shopping, recipes, etc.) should probably be viewed on sites tailored to that note kind.

So I guess doing it like Primal, Nos, and Amethyst is probably best.


Thanks Linda. Yes, several (most?) clients have a web landing page for this. So if you “share” a note from that client, it copies a website link pointing to their landing page with that note displayed. So that somewhat achieves it. But that’s different than using a generic nostr uri in say, an email, or a PDF, and when the user taps/clicks the note link in the email or PDF, the app they’re using works with the OS to launch the preferred nostr client to view the note.


Skynet’s taking notes


wait, which one?


Get rid of BPAs

Require transparent price disclosure for all medical tests, procedures, and drugs, and include pricing for comparable alternatives when they exist. (even if insurance is paying, most people will opt for lower cost for equivalent results)


ka-pow!


I think doctors and nurses are in it for the healing, doctors probably also steered to it for the money, but they still think they’re helping and doing it right.

The pharma, insurance, research, and hospitals? Yeah, fuck those guys.


Molly White? She owes me 20 satoshis!


Majestic! I’ve seen that this is an area you’re involved with - are these your pics?


Lowball estimate. Cultural revolution killed more than that.


therapy schmerapy


self-headslap earned


More impactful if “NO REGERTS”


So, no whiteout markdowns?


Agreed! Let’s be independent together!


Funny until second think hits. Like a food that’s tasty and sweet at first then it burns. Then burns more. And you know it’s gonna burn the other end tomorrow too. nostr:note10fxf9zyh8ah9wkq37qwru9v4pxjddc248hgt7ramrvlwnsl38uzsg5sux6


With feelings this time (I hope)

https://image.nostr.build/1d3206b3d11e1d0725e60b06ff4853efc662adc8aeecef55d2b7539e9a42f8bf.gif


Remember to let them know you’re using the nip104D option and set the payment delay to 180 days so it would be worth a lot more when it goes to their wallet.


That doesn’t let me generically share a note via text message, twitter, facebook, email, etc by just pasting in a note id.

What I’m suggesting is work be done to get “nostr://“ generally recognized as a protocol in a uri such that the OS then seeks a handler for it. Just like it does for http, wss, and ftp. The handler might be amethyst, or damus, primal. When I send someone a url to a website, I have no idea what web client they’ll use to view it.


btw- I didn’t mean to add this to nostr clients (they already know how to handle note ids). I’m magic wanding the ability to easily share notes via non-nostr clients.


The ability to paste/share a noteid like you would share a url. So something like nostr://noteid123456789 where “nostr” has a default handler registered with the OS.


Welcome!

#grownostr


This is [strike]excellent[/strike] creepy


Didn’t know this- Happy Easter!


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is kinda sus - those hell threads are just money transmitter honey traps 👀🤣🐥


Except for the ones he’s grooming


I thought it was getting crowded in here.

https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/dead-internet-web-bots-humans-b2530324.html


But fed says child mods be wide open


He’s got chads on his chads


This necessities hyper exposure: in contrast to another high profile figure involved in this space, and in spite of some sniping random IDs, nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m is putting support behind freedom tech.

This is the support you were looking for.

#grownostr nostr:note1kutwed9hy280enxyrdlfm3gvvtw9yehtcvavf7fk0ufunaykhvxq83re5c


Getting this increasing urge to watch Star Wars movies today, it’s like some mysterious… energy…is acting on me to do it.

#grownostr #lukeiamyourfather


Spinning that they haven’t figured out how to monitor God nostr:note1683l87hsc5nr5ntjsn3aeudeqgpy7vamn5khkfhmh7dy6jm3ljmqk0uqjj


so nothing like what I guessed: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/off-balance-sheet-obs.asp


So… does “off balance sheet” mean assets the bank owns that are not part of their normal liabilities and assets related to loans & deposits with customers and the fed? Like realestate?


You misspelled truckstr


How come when Dumbledore doesn’t shave he looks wise and is venerated, but when Hagrid does it he looks like the unabomber’s brother?


At first I thought it was “CHOCULA HOT SCE”


One ingredient for every calorie


Just the fucking sticker is using 2 city blocks worth of electricity ⚡


I still have mine set to wallet of satoshi. I’ve been meaning to set it to Mutiny. But I want to tie it to my own node and I’m a procrastinator and haven’t gotten around to figuring that part out. So I zap from my Zeus wallet. I still receive into the WoS wallet occasionally.


Send him a Nigerian Prince email. But not so obvious, so like from Alberta.


Damus usually, but I have both installed. Looks the same in both apps.


aha! That makes sense. I hate that I’m on an iPhone, but my job pays for it. A sad trap.

🫂 👍


I think my eyes suck a little, so maybe it’s just me 🤣👀

🫂 🫂


They look like old school movie film cameras.


It is part of the human condition that some people will seek to be in charge. They want to control others. The stronger of them (physically and charismatically) will enlist others to side with them. It can evolve and play out in infinite ways. You can call them chiefs, war lords, governors, or whatever. In any group of humans of any meaningful size, there will ALWAYS be someone in charge. The very best you can do is try to shape it and defang it.


This is great to hear! Very happy for you that the ordeal appears to be over!

Still smh that there are too many people who see no wrong in destroying others just to build themselves up. I’ll never understand that mindset. nostr:note1v98t939t0qvt8lg6mxgsc4lafkv3kvhl7jj08ntevtlq86g9z4ms44f3gn


I recently setup a headless node on Debian and was pretty surprised at how easy it was. I actually started doing a start9 diy box. After installing it though I just felt like it was too confining. I had set up two previous headless nodes on raspberry pi’s and that was a pita. I still need to move my lightning node to the debian box though.


The only way violence is avoided is if freedom and privacy lose to less severe tactics. Opponents will insist on violence.


Exactly this. And I find it frustrating and ironic that many every day people realize that too much corporate power is bad, but simultaneously have no problem advocating for more government power just because they like some current charismatic politicians and entertainers. nostr:note1xj5ps3yeupd4md894wnjrkx2ukjg0yqlxr0t7lcxevhfeswp9l4qnkmtfg


Does nostr need a captchstr NIP for verifying npubs? nostr:note14wvu8pxkhhwx96a2jkzlulung8pxhna0h3c77a60uv04z3w2ksasxz5755


Look at all those f*ing money transmitters!


The string pullers and money printers know they can manipulate literal armies of plebs to fight for them, so why would they give it up without causing maximum damage? They continue to peck away at constitutions and laws at an increasing rate. They will bring it to bloodshed when other methods fail them. The only way bloodshed is avoided is if freedom tech loses. Steel yourselves.

#nostr #bitcoin nostr:note1nfl4wqh7fyruy480sqw6thvwmltqalyayly4dnrh4ftt8t4sw6yqrvzfn0


Apparently I can’t even spell Cliff Clavin’s name right? Will it hurt when he finds out and deletes me?


We’re definitely living in a simulation. Lately I’ve suspected I’m actually Cliff Calvin’s alt account.


It’s being asked to maintain too many lies.


wen money transmitter badge?


Hey - I apologize for my earlier reply to you. That’s not my normal manner. Have a good night.


You asked who was rioting. I posted some links from a quick google search that answered your question. This is your response?


Are you incapable of doing a simple google search? Or are your fingertips up your ass with your head?


slanted fucks call it protesting.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/student-protests-columbia-gaza-war-live-update-rcna148871

https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/columbia-yale-protests-passover-04-22-24/index.html

https://apnews.com/article/columbia-yale-israel-palestinians-protests-56c3d9d0a278c15ed8e4132a75ea9599


? your lack of information illustrates the problem


This illustrates that the government shouldn’t spy on u.s. citizens. Tik Tok spying bad. FISA spying bad.

The hypocrisy of the government to use its own partners for spying doesn’t absolve them from the duty of preventing others from spying on them.

tldr: tik tok spying bad, nsa/fbi spying bad, google spying bad, kyc spying bad, pitting people against each other bad


Corruption occurs whenever the entity making the purchasing decision doesn’t have to pay for the purchase. This has always been true.


#fayf nostr:note1xe0nm9urvgzam35tqumdpsjl5hlp4046s407stuhh07688r9a6nsel85sc


Riots on Columbia, Yale, and other campuses. Crickets from msm. Why are they hiding it?


that stuff is all blown out of proportion

did I say “blown out”?

meant to say awesome view!


I love technology!


pow - us civil war


So hard to reach back there as I get older


! obviously joking earlier, but can’t joke when confronted. Served in the union army, injured twice, spent the last 8 or 10 months in Andersonville prison.


Just thought you were checking off the centuries with stuff they don’t teach you in school.


You skipped 1888 - the year my great great grandfather got laid (his journal says anyway, he always bragged)


Eleventy eleven. Seems like a middle earth problem.


Fucking omni bills. Congress fuckers should be limited to how many pages of legislation they can vote for in a session.


So sad. This is completely unique to your generation and boomers and gen xers never had to deal with this.


Yeah, context is needed, otherwise this seems like a plug.


So he’d be like: hey, is that charcoal still identifiable? Get his ol man on the phone!


Is it worse than watching network news?


Think of the roof damage from the gasoline before you jumped. Yeah, he’d be pissed!


Ok, it’s verified


You guys are debating the positions of edge radicals that carved out ludicrous positions to get maximum airtime and “clicks” in mainstream media that’s hell bent on dividing people. And their success in doing it, and lack of push back from rational people is why the USA will be deciding between two nightmare candidates.


No


Something from the Star Trek cutting room floor


Always always loved Take Five! Definitely hits the asmr nerves in my head


Also dogs go crazy around them nostr:note1aa0xslwy0s4k8p93wp2jlwel5xy0rxzxsqzzlalzx7aajhmnlcnq4vzl4w


Now I can sleep in during those too f%ing early teams and zoom meetings. Just gotta record it though so I know what the ai committed me to doing. nostr:note1vxnap6n0kyc323f7vvhr06vxh0jt6gylawsy3n43g8jjnmjrx5rsdtttuz


You misspelled reanimate


step #4 will shock you!


Welcome to nostr!


Eclipse glasses should always be used for that


Melatonin can work. Don’t take gummies though- for any supplements or medicine. Just take the pill or powder, the fewer additives the better.

Studies on the long term effects of continued use aren’t conclusive (last time I checked anyway). Obviously it’s best to also consider other factors and aids. Check out examine.com for their helpful meta analysis of multiple studies.

Melatonin also works as an antioxidant and is particularly good for eye health. It can be taken during the day without causing drowsiness.


Needs to have one more where he smiles and stuffs a GFY in his pocket.


You missed it. Gonna be a mini baby boom in 9 months.


pv nostriches, the new epoch in is the best epoch!

#nostr #bitcoin


So everyone kissed a frog when the block dropped, right?

#bitcoin #halfstr


mmm… look at all those chocolaty sats!


Should be able to just take a picture of actual dollars and send those. Add in a little app to change the serial numbers each time you used the file. Then everyone could be like the government and just reuse the same dollar.gif files over and over.


Shit like this is infuriating and sad. And all over the world we have seemingly intelligent people screaming to forfeit rights and power to governments. They like or trust the current face of the power so they want to give it up freely AND also pressure or coerce others to do the same. So ignorant of the human condition- that there are always charming people with ugly minds. And some of those people will gravitate to and soon control that power.


just a flesh wound


This may be the block-drop I was looking for nostr:note12ttsxxaam0m9ee5zpwglku3q8qklxzw7yavj5a2u8ul3zgwwvxgq7fyuzc


yup - the views are freak show seekers and when people want the next freak show those clicks gonna dry up but they’re still stuck with those lips.


tracker: mr gates ser, do you want us to also track people that share Epstein island stuff about you?


#bitcoin #halfstr nostr:note1n5nugp4kk30nr45tv2ezpkaaq9kna2cpsfk9ley2dey6l3zhjjwsehhpmp


Halving party checklist:

✅ cooler full of beer and a little water
✅ snaacks
✅ holy hand grenade full of jello shots

LFG! https://image.nostr.build/6321bf56f1f4436451c1c783d0d751f4fc58d68d4c99d5ed629e77404b82fa16.jpg


All of them


Anybody have estimates for the exact time of the halving?

my guess is 840000.0


shrinkflation is real!


awww


This asshat is so 1984. nostr:note1kd78lygryu0nuytr4cdlu9gksxncj4ssz5tmt2mx2k3gxj0vnyqqw06hfq


Whatever happened to halfstr? I thought this place had rules.


when the frog hits that sat!


gm! happy halving day!

#bicoin #halving https://image.nostr.build/ce2add6b05f40ee9235b8410e0b62019d4a46a805d855ee26e90df7dcb135702.png


And apparently it can figure out all your bitcoin taxable events in a few hours on tax deadline day


That’s what CEOs do


There’s no longer any pretense that taxes are needed to fund any government action these days. Money printer is how wars, psyops and dark money slush funds are funded in today’s world.

Taxes are just there to control people and businesses. nostr:note1fjpy64azcthx4ty2g7mqyqvh22lgarxn5gsk7a3r76t89ye8lc5qr32jur


Something’s different, is that a new tattoo on your arm?


Fantastic- thanks amigo! I missed that perk!


Is that only in the test flight version? My test flight setup expired a week ago or so. Beta site says no openings right now. Been checking.


But not I can’t remember which ones I paid for


wait, she said that to you too?


Any firsthand #bitcoin core 27 update reports? Looking for any overall concerns, and then specifically on debian and raspbian.

#bitcoincore #bitcoin #debian


Who’s surprised? Come on admit you’re surprised.


learn somethin new here every day, who needs skool?


that’s weird


Customer: you said the maximum withdrawal is $3,000 on the day. You’ve said that multiple times.

John Clease in drag: yeah, not today.

Customer: why not?

John Clease in drag: you didn’t do a silly walk when you came in.


I think this was on monty python a few decades ago


That’s so wrong! If you have to have 4 seats, then maybe set them back to back in a + pattern.


Do you have people in robes and sandals hanging around everywhere you go, like fishermen and ex-tax collector types, cause damn, your posts are always solid, to the point, and very revealing.

Thanks!


Hard to say. Yes,there will be war going on with US presence. Add in conviction(s) for Trump (there’s no way they won’t push at least one through, rule of law and precedence be damned). Probably add in at least one intermediate to major crisis. All of that allows for maximum angst, agitation, and emergency declarations.

The worst outcome for the Dems is a democratic president that’s not beholden to the current string pullers. Any other outcome can be manipulated to further the long range plans.


Stay off tiktok


A couple days before the Democratic convention Biden will reveal he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing from one moment to the next. And the press and top dems will be all sympathetic and put her or some other controlled puppet up for nomination.

Of course there’s a reasonable chance they’ll let the election play out though. They can rug Biden if he wins, or use a Trump win to push more insane division. It’s a win-win for them.


One per jet, along with their chefs and entourages


Exactly! There’s no longer any pretense that Federal government spending is anchored to revenue. The only purpose for federal taxes right now is to control people. nostr:note13u5qdqmdzcnrycz36rjndqjykxcry0pdy7xcnf8qwy7fk6aqecsq5qw4zc


Every one of them is outstanding in their field


This would be a great hook. Instead of throwing someone into the global/universal view, give them a pick list of interests, genres, and content types.


The pool of reaction emojis is too limiting, but I found this Lupin Pharma logo for you https://image.nostr.build/01c7469bd9759f6c972f87c81fc3a11febb8296f551fe62d1b8bcc217859aa57.jpg


No doubt.

That’s fucked up.


I pretty much hate my posts immediately after I post them.


There used to be a lot of trolls paid to create angst where possible. Preferably to make one “side” look worse than the other, but always to create and increase division. Where’d the money come from? Now most of it’s done through bots. Money’s still coming from somewhere.


And the kids inherit the debt: usually this included the explicit debt of loans authorized by the parent, but ALWAYS includes implicit debt in the form of taxes to pay down long running national debt


Bitcoin saved my baby! I highly recommend it for anyone that has or has ever been a baby!


So when you say “ded to me” 👀🐐


Fell asleep scrolling this thread, dreamed about feeding fish and cake to my hairless cat for breakfast


Thx!


Ser, you must be sleepy by now


Speaking of brains, i think this hairless cat is also missing a skull


Somebody’s touching me


Do you have a link to the actual bill?


“necessary”?

When the platform drives what you see and don’t see it’s already doing censorship. For those platforms it’s necessary because that’s how they make money. And since they’re engineered as gate keepers from the ground up, it’s impossible for them to deny government demands to add criteria to their censor algorithms.

When the individual information consumer controls what they read/hear/see, then no, it’s not needed.


One token for payments AND governability. Richest ones rule and impact how others can use the shitcoin. Why not just use dollars or euros?


Go all-in and DCA out as needed. My normal income and windfalls, minus budgeting for ~2 months fiat expenses, go directly into btc. I sell as needed for any one-off expenses requiring fiat.


I want this badge


what about a hellthread inside a hellthread?


nostr never looked that hot before


“xbug”? now vw wants in!


hell threads are 90 percent physical. The other half is all mental.


Elon sez that’s copyright infringement


So now we can only have heck threads? nostr:note1ppjcsgjlsxkdpupsyv2sgwpukrkk57qvsjpf0p5kxjgx4zehg73qgaesy3


But they promised it was incognito! nostr:note1nzuhx7tav5x4f9af58s732l9tprqyawk2whgcu4der3jugxclwmsexhxv5


this guy https://image.nostr.build/82b17d5ffda33e39b969bf1e8fdade01b281426b8fb3c7c307266d42d1681876.jpg


bring some defensive armor https://image.nostr.build/36da15d96d10152fd0935079de20d0bc0c2d7be2e3ec3d449559da90dd47d73b.jpg


why nar? https://image.nostr.build/afa9b5d2ffa98ee54c943a891be3d172c6cd4ee597942dbdfb9c08e5f2b75922.jpg


Something’s wrong with this picture https://image.nostr.build/cb55a65de05e1c197c8ad33ff05b32dfb64d33c472e52e7318648446eabb5d9b.jpg


When it comes down to it you don’t >have< to respect anyone. And anybody demanding respect to all members of a large identity group is wrong. Same for demanding disrespect to a broad group.

Your checklist is woefully incomplete and bent.


Me: um yeah, about that…


Using electricity produced from the methane of next month’s crop?


Divide, isolate, them-ism, grind em down. Get everyone looking down, berating each other and not helping one another. It’s working. People all over are being led to a grayer version of themselves.

F that shit! It’s one of the reasons people gravitate to nostr and so so much want it to succeed. I’ve got no magic to pull anybody out of this funk, but maybe it helps to be reminded that it’s been orchestrated. Hoping everyone here finds the inner peace and strength to get through it all. nostr:note1qvq957yazp3dtggn4nv69ewemzt4dyd4fase44jmxsg785akvdnsmc3a4k


gn #nostriches I’m off to dreamland in my new favorite speakeasy! nostr:note14sf29u30uvyuxlq2e5hl9wvqdgyhwrtd853ve92fw5dynju4g22sl7d0t0


CBDC’s are definitely the goal. But I think the dollar and euro will already have been positioned as failing, and cbdc’s offered as the solution. People will be panicked/herded into accepting them to put off a crisis. This will occur with or after severe restrictions to “approved” btc on and off ramps. Bankers and their masters have everything to lose if bitcoin wholly succeeds. The fighting to keep control hasn’t really started. Be certain that they will insist on bloodshed before they release their grip. (that may be beyond the current cycle scope of your original post though)


How do you get it in the air without inflation?


My wallet says $1=1431 sats right now. Zapping you 1500 for the guitar case.


Good thing all non-boomers already know this


Biden’s not making these decisions. He doesn’t even know who dressed him this morning.

“Let’s celebrate a religious holiday but ban any religious symbols at the celebration” is new think beyond his skill set.


#groanstr


muted and reported to nostr support


good day to paint the floors white


ODELL opens door for asshole free for all, GFY mosh pit ensues, everybody buys each other drinks, says gn & pv. Nostr is a failure. nostr:note1c2qs63vqepdlln9ay2dww8x5p5nc7ha5d329l4pjvlh9nxjxm9hq027cpn


till you say “bitcoin. not crypto.” then only the schmart ones hang around


That can be a tough language to translate. I think she meant beacon. “Bitcoin is a worldwide beacon.” nostr:note10jjsa68znsfjvszlka5ty64m26ma97xu4hh48hjg25yacaqvzavsseahz2


welcome!

#grownostr


And rethink the criteria for “zapworthy”


I see your rhyme and raise with: Butt “other” is spelled almost like “otter”, which is a cute animal as is the “o”strich nostr:note1x56dvhqqljsd2r57gmcja6qy2x2g9srz92mq3jaxcwunzsrzzn4qcs45es


More to the point: Can you possibly look at the two leading candidates, same two as the last time, and say the u.s. general public hasn’t been manipulated? Who’s running the laser pointer? nostr:note1mjutjw8259lxdq4mk6nt4vgl7r3k3dmyq55e79kldle8v6ad3jusucfweh


ded: charade that fiat is money

Trudeau peeing his pants with glee

Probably same for Biden but causality is tuff to prove there nostr:note1zw09c2tlsar0au8xcm2z66nes52f036mmnp8l5z6u6cqgtpkvmrse8lmkz


#4 will really de-brainwash you!


All except CW, who >claims< to be the king of Samurai, but has only demonstrated skills with a pool noodle


So much pulse for ded coin nostr:note1mupn6y2u7w5aaug6pv8z6k2r7tpzzje7mv4nu6cmfu8r6hhs4qwq4535q3


I’m not a bot - but ALL of the pictures really do have bicycles!


On the front lines sacrificing their time and jet fuel to reduce the amount of sunlight hitting the earth’s surface. This is really inspiring me to cut back on the methane intensive “pull my finger” jokes. nostr:note1e79e2lrphk47e3aq7gpepuu9jsr905plvnllg4e7ac77tq32zezslj33a8


I couldn’t resist laughing at this


Super Mardi Gras Bowl #foodstr #grownostr
https://m.primal.net/HcHg.jpg


I updated to the latest Damus 1.7 about 20 minutes ago and posting from there. Anyone seeing this reply? At least half of my relays don’t have the “online” button.


SUPPRESSION = INNOVATION


This is a completely personal metric. People grieve differently, so you should go when you feel the need (not when you think other people think you should go). Past the grieving stage is “paying respects”. But same advice: go when you feel the need. Anniversaries, birthdays, or holidays like Memorial Day are good times to work into your annual rhythms. That’s a good time to do some maintenance too.


Greta Thunberg picks them up in her boat


Two weeks


Bummer- I can’t “afford” a Twitter (X) account 🤣🐥 so can only see that initial post. I’m sure there will be some comprehensive write ups soon though.


Thanks!


This sounds fantastic! Is there a recording of any of the trial? I’d really like to see it played out.


Biden will be out before the convention and the replacement candidate picked in a back room (probably already chosen), effectively denying voters a chance to pick the party candidate.


what in the actual fuck? How does a bill like this even get committed to paper in a country that purports to being somewhat democratic? nostr:note15x3ecsgsdzxj5ykwhhnr3v2rsdgpncv6tn2krejegfg8hqyh7rwsu38c7e


Pretty sure the end game is for Biden to stick through the primaries and then bow out before the convention. He doesn’t have to endorse anyone and it leaves the selection up to a few string pullers.


The implied danger is that it will lessen the value of his actual swiss bank account.


this looks a lot different than your picture yesterday


I don’t think a passive donation system could reliably keep development going. I didn’t subscribe to Purple for the banner or any other benefits. I subscribed because I think that the subscription model can work to keep development moving. At the very least it provides a revenue roadmap for the Damus team so they can be realistic in their planning.


Welcome to nostr!


I’ve used pork loin quite a bit. It’s less expensive and you can do larger pieces. Taste is great.


So you went with the chainsaw?


Be sure to tune into as the #footstr turns nostr:note1p0f3hjqnjevpej2g83nx2zfa9cx650t48avsun3y96w0gj8e086s5pmtw6


How old is Trader Joe’s?


Can you get back out?


Bubbles are great in  champagne-water or beer-water. But keep them out of my water water.


ima have a drink while I figure this out


Welcome to nostr! Don’t forget that you can’t edit your posts.


My concerns with ETFs are 1) paper bitcoin will be used to manipulate prices, primarily diluting the value of actual bitcoin which will slow adoption, and 2) it subconsciously positions bitcoin as an investment vehicle, one that’s subordinate to fiat, and pegged against dollars, as opposed to the stand alone hard money, which again slows adoption. Almost like a plan.

Nope, I’m sure of it. I hate them.


Well to nostr!


The intern with the new Yubikey didn’t come in today


Butt did they surf?


Is that CSW waiting in the dark corner?


Except they were reusing


Didn’t several of the def-fi scams just borrow from one another or other sources to get through their proof of reserves audits?


Can’t spell WTF, so hired


Or left turn


There are plenty of right turn miles left on that one.


There are quite a few large, identical looking txns waiting at 32 sats/vbyte. They each have multiple inputs (like 15) that are 0.00000330 btc. Are these coinjoin txns?


I was going to make a meme just like this, but this is much better than mine would have been.


“No, honest, they’re approved!”
.
.
.
“I’m not joking!”


Sounds like there’s some backstory here that I missed?


Plot twister: the first tweet saying ETFs were approved was legit. THEN the account was hacked and the second, bogus tweet saying ETFs weren’t approved was posted. And the SEC hasn’t regained control of the account since. #bitcoin


Can you do an old school jib-jab dancing thing with this?


Yeah, no. More likely that somebody just released a prepared tweet too early.


So you’re saying I shouldn’t post anything after taking two different cold medicines?


may need to add more hours to my Moscow time clock 🍻🤣 #bitcoin


Doc Saylor on point again! nostr:note192lwnfy309mee548l2cm0f2k7r73ng6md3gk3lglx4lueaklyvxqwx75hg


WHY ALL CAPS NOT LISTED?


#bitcoin life is like you’re always visiting another country. All your shit’s in bitcoin, and you only keep enough fiat on hand to deal with the foreign travel for a few months. If you’re forced to work for fiat (my hand raised) then you keep enough for travels, and bury the rest in timechain treasure. Your fellow countrymen are rarely seen in person. Drink like pirates you nostrichs! Happy Saturday!

#bitcoin #nostr #pirates #drunkenRants

PV 🤙


Look like a sorting cat.


Welcome to nostr!


So it ran out of bricks?

GM 🤙


Unlimited energy … or diy volcano, not sure


So teens aren’t aliens?


I like when he says this in the movie he goes on to basically say “beat the f*k out them, but be nice about it.” 🤣


Unrealistic… https://image.nostr.build/7b77c4ade5a56ba208ccff3434b85b0d0441fa43b25470afedbd10889dec3fef.gif


calves can squint I guess so that’s settled


Is my camera on again?


#ZappyBirthday


Yeah, but there are normal normies and early adopter normies. We need early adopters that aren’t programmers or bitcoin enthusiasts. People that see the potential but understand that there isn’t any data harvesting algorithm, and they need to build the different communities. I’m watching bowl games today, but there’s no cfb community here. V4V is the teaser that can bring them.


It’s linked to the cameras in the walls


I guess it’s #catstr today https://image.nostr.build/4d5a6b328431ead8c7cb856cd761b937486e81647f594605b933d63f155cc6ca.jpg


Is that cornmeal? This is taking #cornstr too far!


Thanks tons for all you’re doing! Hope you have a great 2024! And am glad your foot healed!


Bummer. Hope you recover quickly.


Sounds like a successful ringing in was had!


it's an election year and we'll see Bidenomics in the “news” a lot. And a lot of “who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?” from the administration. They'll either go full stupid on trying to hide severe increases to the deficit, or they'll go ludicrous stupid and not care about the deficit optics.

I'm going with ludicrous stupid: $40.47 trillion.


Ball about to drop in New York! Been thinking 🤔 if Sydney did a ball drop too, then everybody’d be asking if you stayed up till both balls dropped!

Rest up - 2024’s gonna be a wild ride!

Happy New Year!


🍻🎉🍾⚡Happy New Year Ser! 🙀🎉🌽⚡⚡🥂


#Nostr just sees purple nostrich…orange nostrich… yellow nostrich

nostr:note1c6r3fpaeafdgtaps0hspaajr3fm6cqmrjzx027jrxspu3dvjdevsttt44d


good luck - CEO’s out nye partying


I smell a meme from this


Is this an ad for bunker supplies? Cause this makes me wanna stock up on bunker supplies. nostr:note1k4appdkh6vru822xkqtup98dq05wuz5lzmsnnyscjm2f7nwnw2gqhlk8x5


🎉🍾🌽❤

HAPPY NEW YEARSTR TO ALL!

🎉🍾🌽❤

#Nostr


Nice try, but this idea’s already in widespread use by X, Facebook, and others.


It’s the anti-nostrich! with fake blue tears reaching out its wings to pull you in and pluck out your eyes! Run!


Governments aren’t pushing lithium battery smartphones over gas powered smartphones. If you want a smartphone, lithium batteries are pretty much the only option. There will likely be a better battery in the next 7-10 years.

People point out the environmental impact of EV lithium batteries because of the hypocritical spin. EVs are trumpeted as being great for the environment. But don’t pay any attention to the lithium mines, petroleum power driving the electric grid, relatively short battery lifespan, high cost of replacing batteries, and high cost of battery disposal. None of those deficiencies even touch on the centralized control over electricity distribution.

Those warts are real. People that point them out are derided even if they love EVs. Maybe they also love honest and open discussions.


Day 3 of the pumpkin pie diet: We continue up the river with no hope of relief. Smothered in jungle green, we’ve yet to see even a single salad. The distant drums are relentless, pounding into the subconscious, like blood pulsing against the ear canal after too much sugar. It’s madness.


mojinato
mojivortex
mojimoji
SoMoji


He’ll be back

nostr:note1tzyunkcdt05uegshzu5st2e4h87udxkhsgx9d9vtjz088ewpa3dst945g4


Welcome to nostr! Zapped some of your tracks on Wavlake


Spending by most governments is out of control, every year increasing at an increasing rate. Most people recognize that it’s unsustainable. But there’s not much said about how it’s become completely untethered from revenue. Governments have shown that they don’t really need the money from taxes - they just print what they need. The only critical need they have for income and employee tax is to control people and businesses.


As has been the case with battery technology, portable hydrogen technology will evolve. Here’s an example of relatively recent progress on using hydrogen released from the reaction between aluminum and water. The concept isn’t new, and the slow walk of it is an example of alternatives to electric/battery being sidelined as a carbon replacement.

https://energy.mit.edu/news/using-aluminum-and-water-to-make-clean-hydrogen-fuel-when-and-where-its-needed/


I’d really like to see hydrogen get some attention with subsidies and other govt funding. Will probably never have the same energy density as gasoline and diesel, but would be much more practical than electric.

It’s like the push for CFLs over incandescent lights all over again. LEDs we’re a natural successor to incandescent lights, and government mandates on CFLs likely delayed the maturation and adoption of LEDs by several years.


“Why are you so sure?”

Because the upside to them will be immense, and the fines for getting caught will be a fraction of the profit they make. If it blows up on them they’ll get bailed out financially and legally.


TIL 30.84 / (41.88 - 30.84) = 3.1%* **

No wonder there’s pressure to further dumb down public school math

* current U.S. inflation rate according to nerdwallet.com

** old outdated inconvenient math claims it’s 11%


what up with the $ chain? 👀 🌽


Robot’s name was Sonny, right?


Did your stutter with the prompt? peppepperoni


nostr-gps: Recalculating…


Welcome to nostr!


https://image.nostr.build/ba012c42688be0eb85a31708f71e727f7c0b8372b1f6f24109985811b4c10abb.jpg  nostr:note1nj3hku8498cvpmahg93np223z0242j5ev7uzfltuzga37yr3rz4qk8ne4v


One does not simply show up with cheery cliched paper nostr:note1etwsryf03xwhvursfmst7p63js6027p3ackxly0f5fl8s48rajcsqwsgy8


This can strain a relationship


welcome to nostr! followed


So many great ideas


meanwhile, the New Jersey Butthole tickler snickers confidently in his butthole tickler’s lair nostr:note1lvg5pxsg8d3w8azq206camuknnnevy37u0huds25ks40s52qt4usr4f7r4


I love a good family Christmas card


Awesome! Now the potus can set aside any federal law they don’t like! Selling my bitcoin for bananas!


🐥 thx! Was checking it on github and wondered why it only mentions 1366 - looked at it quickly from phone , so probably missed a lot.


201 vs 1366 ?


Repurposed imaging os?


cuz nobody ever zaps the zapper anyway


Just installed this. Fantastic! I’ve listened to a few songs on wavelake before, but the app really brings it. Great job! nostr:note1aknzr52ag3zh5uhxus6vlzmdk4cpw2gg5zemrnk4tt7ktj7ayntqzwjkhv


This Is why nostr is great - the actual CEO is egging this guy on pretending to be just another pleb

nostr:note1kw8ezh66a2vqvf55cv9f6uytyrmx545dfzswgfxr7l20a4rf2evs2xz9yp


Knowing the current month is suddenly overrated


Hard to not consider there is state sponsorship behind this type of sustained attack https://image.nostr.build/37e7aada6a0eba345eb9947eddf81694efcc10cc40dd43b74dc555ec8e7ee55d.jpg


A dinosaur puppy about to lick my face, or maybe eat me


Nips out


So people can put whatever shit they want in transactions ‘cause freedom and the network will adapt. But miners doing shit the way they want to, making coin but not as much as is possible, is an illusion? Sounds like one way to adapt. I’d be surprised to see a significant number of blocks mined this way, but it’s a valid reaction.


Senators be like “when we said this is where we fuck people over, we didn’t mean it literally.”


That woke me up, but now I need to take a leak nostr:note1vpjy603nlam4k9s9quvn304mvtjl5ljegq5rtkde7tkentl9d33qs6s0nm


sometimes it’s better flaunt it, hanging all out there in the sunlight nostr:note1yscjhjdgdgqf659z0ww7f6jg5dy998v8gcq6k2kgfqz3j9hygvzsz93tk0


It’s not a meme, but… https://image.nostr.build/1b843ff905b415a3be55d9b6bbca827e73cf2b1b907d3155c1651879e6c4f384.jpg


My in-skull facial recognition doesn’t see a match. And my head hurts 🤯  thinking about the pull of the stupid-well created by having two of them in such close proximity.


Nostrica

And ⚡ zaps ⚡ of course!


And some people still think their bitcoin conference is about bitcoin


Somebody sent that guy a DancerGram


This definitely rates a zap


Ordinals emerged around the same time people started taking dumps on San Francisco sidewalks in broad daylight. Coincidence? nostr:note1z35nfsdls3jjlj67dfxgnm06s7n3wd5xcx7aw4xgrhvuvtl3ytsqsjz0e2


Always wanted more hours in a day? - nostr’s got this! nostr:note18jdl43xal0k648kvmm30ewuj58azxu2e8zkc6xzht62rllzjcuzqtypmek


do that in the punch bowl so you don’t have to put the nog back in the cartons for tomorrow’s party


For those two it’s not a question of hating all politicians. Look at the two leading candidates and tell me people haven’t been manipulated.

The only way either of them wins is by running against the other.


fake: native americans weren’t allowed into the SS


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: 8iLnbigNaHUBGItQz2x9gyo8aqm2ZuIRuzHgcwXuATw
https://nostrnests.com


my OCD-ometer is pegged nostr:note16hf9h9lgp3xvd4w9fftnhqhhg9rkrffnrl2lzxufk5zltp3mn4nqv95039


the amount of information I consume daily for free is staggering. I am my own university, I choose what to learn and when, all the big universities have a bunch of courses for free in video format, the actual people doing things have podcasts where they share everything they do. amazing people create awesomely detailed and entertaining technical information and have it freely available. if someone actually wants to do things and find information instead of simply complaining, there has never been a better time than now. the capacity an individual has to produce something basic alone today would have required entire departments and millions to achieve 30 years ago. people don't have a clue of how much more they can become if they choose to.


dude has his entire net worth in a bank?


math checks out


Mine is working okay, connected to my own node. Are you using an embedded node?


CAPS LOCK GLUED DOWN


I’m not supposed to say, but she requested that we meet offsite


I missed the part about it being my own elbow and now I have an appointment with HR


Beavis Butthead and Those Ears


seed phrase exposed nostr:note15rzlv5rswu82mprnug98xhsdleewtzse0nqlnczfm7h2mc4zvyzsjh5ar5


Yeah - sorry bout that, wasn’t even thinking about the current WoS shakedown. Was just throwing up an invoice.


That’s someone else’s shit. The taco loco roomba rider is blameless here.


Oh, you depend on the government to protect you? I bet you have a small brain.


public accountability is good. Mob vigilantism not good.


Enter the Penis


No shit. This is a surprise to… nobody.  Put her out of a job and on the street. Demonstrative and public. Put fuckers like this on notice, no more immunity for fucking over plebs for political designs.


gn you beautiful nostriches!


That’s a weiner!


The Maltese Penis


The Penis Always Rings Twice


How to Lose a Penis in 40 Days


The Big Penis


Say “grotto” one more time!


that’s what she said


People Should Be Tolerant

   or maybe

People Suck Balls Totally

not sure


marking the garden row where bitcoin is planted… nostr:note17xs9w3g89ae5y09j4dd9mv7clkv4wxlyjsxhmdh67pjhrv6uktcqtfxxh6


wat?? This is just… 🤯


that cat


It’s a dog eat dog world out there and I’m wearing milkbone underwear


Don’t use the ladder.

No matter what you do, life will leave you with regrets and thoughts of what might have been. Don’t let the regret be that you hid from what you wanted to do.


A rare glimpse of the elusive UN-42 nostr:note150wx0py9kr7jv28mwnnsf8gv69yzrsd9vayjz8w5sn2rf403fj5sart6gj


Imagine, separating ideals from idols! nostr:note15svlcw3srsnmhqytzus6d8zqw27peq3g2t2rt3g9mpw2j3u7n0hsydnnvv


Can’t believe it’s Tom & Jerry season already! https://image.nostr.build/e52284b7acac11d6adcb33a36e4bb85e019e8292a728f6a3c12ced4012ad7699.jpg


That sound you heard was… more minds blown


I heard inflation wasn’t legit though


Apparently, walk a mile in their shoes was misapplied.


“You just made the list, buddy!” - Francis


So… no nostriches we’re harmed?


call child services on that fuck


The bartender was way ahead of you!


Thx! tbh - it is late in the day , so and I’m actually at a local pub…

They don’t take lightning, but I’d be thrilled to buy a drink in the future if you send an invoice https://image.nostr.build/af8bbe18df5dd422452fc5ab88949ebd9d9226af08e319c3bac8f34232dade03.jpg


So easy for all of you privileged eastern hemisphere dwellers, meanwhile others are still languishing in a trodden down Thursday.

I have Friday envy


Dorian is ripped!! 😲🙀 who knew?


Some type of moon walking psychedelic zebra


Probably


If you set up a lightning node, then you can use Zeus and probably some others with your node. So it’s a hot wallet, but not custodial and pretty safe. Lightning wallets should be like physical wallets- just carry some cash, not your life savings.


Fuckery level: expert


You rang?


Got some to everyone on the list